The D&D movie was good, but I'm still going to make fun of it

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024

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  • @ianyoder2537
    @ianyoder2537 Рік тому +80

    I will always remember the DND movie as the first and last time my mom actually cared about anything related to DND. And even then it was explicitly only for Chris Pine.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +25

      She pined for the new dnd movie

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 11 місяців тому +37

    Explanation for how they survived the epicenter of the explosion & the rocks falling on their head in the dragon scene: the DM rolled low on damage

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  11 місяців тому +7

      You got me there!

  • @chaozgaming8565
    @chaozgaming8565 Рік тому +68

    "And everyone walked away"
    We call this, GM's oversight.

  • @TheMajorN
    @TheMajorN Рік тому +20

    I heard the scream at the end of the video and saw the meth fox and immediately got hit with a TurboTax ad after. That was 5 minutes ago and am still recovering from the mental whiplash.

  • @greatclubsandwich5612
    @greatclubsandwich5612 3 місяці тому +3

    I think the theme still works. The point of the ending is he was lying to himself when he said it was about giving his daughter a mother again. It wasn't, it was about getting the love of his life back. In the end, he learns to let his selfish desires go and instead bring back the woman who was more of a mother to his daughter than her real mother. It was about ACTUALLY doing the thing he promised his daughter, FOR her, instead of for him and saying its for her.

  • @edwardg8912
    @edwardg8912 8 місяців тому +3

    7:06 I disagree on this part lol. I think Chris Pine’s arc was not about letting go, per say, it was about him doing what’s actually best for his daughter, not what he wants to be best for her.

  • @xanmiddents6207
    @xanmiddents6207 7 місяців тому +2

    Something I thought that really worked for the movie was the combat variety, especially with spells. Because of the massive existing library to draw upon, to me the CGI in the fight scenes was super interesting and fun, rather than being the energy beam + energy shield that I feel a lot of CGI in movies (cough cough Marvel) ends up being.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  7 місяців тому +1

      ya that was cool. I especially like the magic hands fight.

  • @SilvrSavior
    @SilvrSavior Рік тому +31

    About the evil wizard summoning hentai in the stadium would have been better if she used an illusion to hide the death coming for the citizens.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +8

      Anything would have been better than nothing haha

  • @matthewsimmons9277
    @matthewsimmons9277 5 місяців тому +2

    I think they were going for 1st edition tabsxi illustrations when they designed the tabaxi in this movie.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  5 місяців тому

      the forbidden tomes of yore

  • @Unbreakable87
    @Unbreakable87 5 місяців тому +1

    I love that the Palidan is clearly a GMPC

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  5 місяців тому +1

      Tha paladin was great. I also loved how the movie started by someone sharing their tragic backstory.

  • @zo-zu7158
    @zo-zu7158 Рік тому +8

    SPOILERS
    To be fair, Chris Pine's daughter kinda pushed to resurrect Rodriguez instead of the wife.

  • @CitanulsPumpkin
    @CitanulsPumpkin 11 місяців тому +6

    They balance out the Druid's wild shaping by making her and the bard never cast any spells. Seriously, I'd love a wild shape only druid that got access to all beasts and maybe one other creature type of any CR equal to or lower than their Druid level. My biggest problem with Moon druid is it doesn't let you wild shape into a T-Rex.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  11 місяців тому +2

      Thatd be a fun player option. Also you! Should check out my druid videos! Theres something you will enjoy at the end of this one.
      ua-cam.com/video/ZB2oyeCtjVA/v-deo.htmlsi=Fcpv9dyoiCxAoVPs

  • @captainkiwi77
    @captainkiwi77 9 місяців тому +5

    To be fair, hiding under water and creating an explosion is the exact sort of cartoon physics I enjoy

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj 8 місяців тому

      They players just convinced the dm that it's how it works in mine craft so it should work here

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 місяці тому

      well according to Mythbusters, explosions are only stronger in water if the epicenter of the explosion is also in the water. If the explosion happens out of the water the water actually absorbs the blast and makes it survivable for someone relatively close by in the water, they were testing action movie tropes. Its the same as bullets, the difference in mediums creates a kind of friction shield that lessens the transfer of energy.
      His hand should still be mush and the rocks should have still crushed them though... In fact, the weight of the sea water crashing down alone would have been enough to kill them but whatever...
      I feel like the whole scene could have been fixed if he had a little fire starter wand like a lighter and the cave had a deeper pool to it.

  • @DerrickBarrows
    @DerrickBarrows 5 місяців тому +1

    Did anyone catch that the Paladin was definitely a DNPC?

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig 5 місяців тому +1

    Well, clearly Olga was raging and used an action surge, thereby gaining -- I can't. Loved the movie. Some parts unintentionally made me laugh too, but Olga's big scene at the end gave me feels. I also thought the paladin really felt like that one-time npc or special guest player. And yes, that cute little druid stole it for me as well. I'm sure her DM had some homebrew that accounted for all that wild-shape stuff, probably a unique background.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  5 місяців тому

      I did genuinely like the movie. Im sad it did poorly at the box office.

  • @williammartin9612
    @williammartin9612 4 місяці тому

    I would say you’re only half right about Chris Pine’s character arc. Yeah he didn’t let Rodriguez go, but it was for an unselfish reason.
    At the end he said himself that he wanted to bring his wife back for himself and not his daughter, despite his promises earlier in the film. He knows that Rodriguez is who his daughter needs brought back, whereas if he brought his wife back it would just make both his daughter and wife resentful.
    So he let go of what he wanted in interest of what his daughter wanted.
    I thought it was very lovely.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  4 місяці тому

      Sure, but i still dislike fake out deaths in stories. Especially when they they come back minutes later. A death can be super impactful, but we dont do that anymore because the executive producers need them in the sequel.

  • @duncanmoore3780
    @duncanmoore3780 Рік тому +5

    LOVED the callback characters from the D&D Cartoon

  • @XanderHarris1023
    @XanderHarris1023 Рік тому +10

    The tabaxi made me think more along the lines of what a generic cat folk like the abandoned Ardling from the One DnD playtest would like rather than what I would imagine a tabaxi would look like.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +1

      I hope angels don't look like they are on drugs

  • @WillowTheWitchy
    @WillowTheWitchy Рік тому +8

    6:27 while i agree its definitly something i would cry over if it happened at my dnd table so i think it works well for a movie about dnd

  • @killcat1971
    @killcat1971 11 місяців тому +4

    One suggestion was that Moon Druids can sacrifice spell slots for Wild Shapes.

  • @Loukas_Paquette
    @Loukas_Paquette Рік тому +7

    She was able to wildshape 7 times in one scene by being a level 20 druid.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +3

      Maybe??? She did not give off level 20 vibes though.

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 11 місяців тому +1

      Seems like a level 20 Druid is a weird fit with a party where the sorcerer's strongest spell is 3rd level

  • @lordmars2387
    @lordmars2387 Рік тому +5

    The movie 7/10 this video 8/10

  • @SilvrSavior
    @SilvrSavior Рік тому +8

    Bonners! Pull off your arms and charge! The Bone Wizard has dropped a new video!

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +3

      Please keep your arms attached. They are hard to put back on.

  • @bigelms4954
    @bigelms4954 Рік тому +3

    At 4:52 is that the Mega Man X5 MattrexBurn theme playing in the background?

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +1

      10 points to BigElms

    • @bigelms4954
      @bigelms4954 Рік тому +1

      @@bonewizard f*kn loved that game man

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +1

      @@bigelms4954 great soundtrack. Never beat it though.

  • @arthurf64
    @arthurf64 Рік тому +6

    I give this movie 5 out of 5 bones 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +1

      I can make a whole new skeleton at this rate!

  • @gaidencastro9706
    @gaidencastro9706 Рік тому +5

    Nice ad retention timer.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +3

      I appreciate when people do it. So i figured why not

  • @cristianalvarado757
    @cristianalvarado757 11 місяців тому +1

    I like bone wizard

  • @thedeaderer8791
    @thedeaderer8791 Рік тому +6

    So glad ur deciding to fullsend the youtube thing. I love ur vidz and know this channel bout to blow up

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +1

      Thanks man. I really appreciate that.

  • @syressx9098
    @syressx9098 11 місяців тому +1

    I love this movie so much!

  • @fritzthelibrarygoblin
    @fritzthelibrarygoblin Рік тому +1

    "1 like = 1 less cursed tabaxi I send out into the world"
    But what if I *want* more cursed tabaxi sent out into the world?

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +2

      Look if you like the video ill send you in particular one tweaked out fantasy cat.

    • @fritzthelibrarygoblin
      @fritzthelibrarygoblin Рік тому

      @@bonewizard I'll take it!

  • @timeikenberry4472
    @timeikenberry4472 Рік тому +10

    Such a good movie. A pleasant surprise. Thank you bone daddy!

  • @neon-rc6lc
    @neon-rc6lc Рік тому +4

    Hey, can the next video you do the saucer there is a lot of stuff that needs rebalancing and some of the subclasses need a buff

  • @GuyAndMask
    @GuyAndMask 8 місяців тому

    cocaine tabaxi.

  • @Seraphzero0
    @Seraphzero0 7 місяців тому

    I agree. Good movie! My wife thinks she hates D&D and she even liked the movie.

  • @thomazraul1617
    @thomazraul1617 Рік тому +1

    How can you prove the druid wasn't actually casting polymorph?

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  Рік тому +4

      There were no verbal or somatic components. Also she does not show any ability to cast spells in the movie.

    • @thomazraul1617
      @thomazraul1617 Рік тому +1

      @@bonewizard fair enough

  • @LanceVader
    @LanceVader 10 місяців тому

    The druid took a special subclass called "dating the DM" that lets her do whatever she wants.

  • @troyfiss9332
    @troyfiss9332 9 місяців тому

    Pokémon max revive sprite made me click subscribe, but I could not for I was already subscribed

  • @manafestering7385
    @manafestering7385 Рік тому +1

    Let's go!

  • @arnijulian6241
    @arnijulian6241 11 місяців тому

    This D&D Movie was a meh 4/10.
    The story, plot, characters, costumes & more was kind of just poorly done.
    A budget of $150 million & this is all they could deliver.
    The 57 most expensive films to date had a budget from $204 million to $447 million. Most films budget average 65million on average though most of the greatest film were made on 1/2 that.
    The people approving movie budgets in the USA must be mentally impaired or are pushing some ideology!

  • @rexhex3700
    @rexhex3700 Рік тому

    NIce!