RTAA & Source - Chris Cooks Fish
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
- Podcast #387 @ 44:46 // RTAA - • Rooster Teeth Animated... // #387: • RT Podcast: Ep. 387 - ...
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“Name a fish” “Sword” “You eat swordfish?” “What? No; you just said name a f-“ “NAME A FISH YOU EAT CHRIS”
Absolutely fantastic.
I thought he said sork loool
Chris’ level of life experience gives me hope lol
Swordfish so hard to cook its insane
You can actually get sword fish at while foods lmao
That's expensive.
Step 1: Acquire a Fish
Step 2: Place in pan
Step 3: Spray the stuff
Step 4: Cover fish with dressing
Step 5: Cook on the oven thing
No no it’s everything you said except
“I can’t remember steps 4 and 5” XD
Cook ON the oven...
@@K-11609 All burned up
@@kaelanluck yeah depending on what temperature and how long they cook it for
Step 6: Profit
Risinger.exe has stopped working.
Shuyin178 Jon has a laugh similar to Geoff; i.e. it's ridiculous and amazing.
Shuyin178 he's my absolute fave from rt ❤️❤️👌
Nice one ☝️
is Chris even real because I refuse to believe that a human can be this.... hmmm... unique in personality?
Maeve Hastings Not everyone knows how to cook fish to be fair
He was indeed reaching Gavin levels of unique absurdity.
Azure Balmung to be fair Gavin is actually really smart
Simpur Studios I guaranteed that he is talking about buying deboned and skinned salmon from the store and frying it
Gavin exists, so why not Chris?
Can Chris and Brandon just have their own podcast where they bounce their own dumb stories and ideas off of each other while Gus and Bernie provide commentary?
nivekross no, because the internet would implode with the stupidity.
No no no that sounds absolutely incredible that NEEDS to happen
Call it the DumbCast, because that's what it'd be.
Brandon, Chris, Shannon and Miles
They can buy sod from California and cook fish.
Excuse me, waiter? I'd like the monk fish with caesar. Oh you don't have that? What about flying fish with creamy italian?
Sinapth Flying Ital? I'm sorry sir, this is a CLASSY establishment.
mahi mahi with a touch of ranch?
Yal Rathol Nah. Tilapia with Tabasco for me please.
Megalodon with Raspberry vinaigrette
I love Jon to death just for his laugh that he does. Loud, wide-mouthed, just flipping out. It's goddamned hilarious.
What does one call a person like Chris? I feel like the word "dumb" isn't right. xD
special
patrick watkins is it the helmet wearing kind of special?
[Tuturu!~] nyeongcat fucking Imbecile?
"touched"
Confused?
You know it's going to be a good podcast anytime Chris is on it
or Brandon
Flynt Coal true. There was a podcast a few years ago that Brandon hosted with Chris, Kerry and John... still one of my favorite podcasts of all time.
chanman4rings honestly Gus saying Brandon being the new Podcast King is interesting. he's not my top pick (Miles or Trevor are my top picks for next), but he would have an interesting way of running the podcast.
As Gus put it, Brandon is neurotic enough to make sure it gets done properly. RT Podcast has to be orderly and run smoothly; it isn't like Off-Topic where AH gets to throw glitter and walk off set for 5 minutes (or throw a Senior Prom...Michael is a madman sometimes)
Branden Harned well, it's modeled in the true AH style. RT Podcast is the way it is because of how Gus runs it.
I feel like they should ask Chris to show them a picture of the kind of fish he cooked, because I suspect he found something already de-boned and pre-cooked to some extent :P
I feel like chris gets talapia.
Could be just raw filets, ready to cook.
If you're eating swordfish as a college student, you are VERY well off, xD
Azure Balmung Shit, if you're eating SALMON as a college student, you're pretty well off
Azure Balmung if you're eating as a college student you're well off
Can confirm. You buy a LOT of rice and beans wholesale though. When I want a treat, I get myself some ramen noodles and do my best to recreate Hokkaido-style miso ramen with cheap-ass ingredients. Cheap miso is hard to find, not least if you want something that actually tastes like miso...
Of all the fish you could want to eat, why swordfish? Those things absorb crazy amounts of mercury - have a bit of catfish or tilapia. Cod even.
Wackyfox swordfish steak is pretty good. Tilapia sucks, and catfish is good. Never had cod though. My favorite fish is striper or redfish though
Jon's laugh is funny as fuck
His laugh makes my day.
Jon, like Geofff, doesn't laugh so much as _cackle_. XD
Jane St. Valentine I can relate, my voice is a deep 90hz, but I have a witch cackle.
More like laughing like lunatics.
Jon laughing fucking killed me listening to this the other week
Whiteytheripper After On The Spot season 2, I thought Jon was incapable of laughing...
I like how Jon isnt desensitized to how dumb Chris can be on the podcast, and how hard he laughed at this
I... Actually kind of want to try Chris's fish x.x
I don't imagine it's that good. I mean, he's...kinda but not really marinating it? And then...frying it without actually frying it...I dunno, sounds like the outsides would be rock hard and the inside would be underdone.
343griffin if you marinate the fish in whatever dressing you like, cook the skin side in a pan, get it crispy and cook it in an oven for 15 minutes, might actually be okay
If ya know what I mean 😎
So returning to this after all these years, I just feel like Chris was talking about cooking a fillet of fish, and didn’t understand if you don’t specify that, people think you’re ordering a large cut or the whole fish.
That is my explanation for skipping those prep steps. The other stuff I still don’t know.
Chris making SEA-sar salad :D
Sly Ngn god dammit barb
Sly Ngn At least it isn't an ice/cold pun
Water these jokes?
Chris has what I call when put on the spot block out any logical answer and instead come up with the most random thing I can think of
Chris is so descriptive like my god
animated Jon jumping out of the fridge was the best bit.
oh, and animated Burnie's face when animated Chris puts dressing on the fish.
It's 2 AM and I'm fucking breathe less from laughter
I think I can hear Jack laughing @0:38...anyone else think so?
I don't think It's Jack. It must be someone of the control room crew though. Patrick maybe? I doubt it but I don't know.
I don't think it's Jack, though it is sort of the same kind of laugh.
Probably matt
Chris has the amazing ability to talk but no words are formed
Chris vs. Ryan the Fish and Chips Man. I want to see that now.
i just wanna give Chris a hug, poor bastard
I think Rooster Teeth needs to invest in Sending Chris to some cooking classes...
times are so different now......
Jon, Geoff, and Jack have the greatest laughs ever.
I love that this is a thing, seeing both is magical.
I need to go back and watch this podcast
He's accidentally the funniest guy at the office... Well the former office
Salad dressing fish is great. Very popular.
My God, Jon’s laugh could cure cancer.
Thank you!
I've been waiting for this one 👍
I kinda want to see Gus's reactions to each animated adventure.
I like Chris a lot more right now
Fish is really easy to cook
You just wait until the skin starts to burn onto the pan and it's done
Chris is pure gold
This is one of my favorite RT moments
Thanks Hembo!
Tilapia roasted or pan-seared with Italian dressing actually sounds lovely. Serve it over some rice with some fresh lemon juice.
Jons laugh in this was SLAYING me
I want to see Gordon Ramsay try Chris' fish.
I love Chris' stories
Has there ever been an afterlife goal to have Chris make fish for everyone? I would donate my life savings (so like $25)
I want it to be said that this IS an actual way to cook fish. I typically use mackerel or snapper and bake it in Italian.
where are we with the petition to get chris to cook a sword
Chris doesnt know what a stove is. "On top of the oven thing"
Swordfish is actually delicious by itself. Really just need to rub some salt on it before cooking then throw a pat of butter in your pan
It’s actually not a bad technique for someone who doesn’t know how to cook. You just have to give more thought to picking out which dressing with which kind of fish.
I wish I could see the podcast guys reaction to animated adventures when they are made of their own conversations
step 1: by fish
I haven't laughed this hard on an RTAA and Source in a long time.
Chris is just... so bad at being human
If you listen and look closely whenever Chris stutters, you can see and hear the hamster stumble on the wheel
Mariel and Chris need a show where they cook something BA back to back chef style
..... this is exactly how my dad cooks tri-tip. He puts the tri-tip in a pan and puts it in Italian dressing and mustard, let's it sit, and then grills it and it's fucking delicious. There might be a third thing he uses to marinate it but those are the two I remember. This is also how you make Rachel Ray chicken, it's just salt , pepper, and some Balsamic Vinegar and it's delicious.
Chris is always my favorite
You can actually eat swordfish.
Sure, but it isn't cheap. That's fancy fish.
Arkalius80 not just that but where would you be able to buy swordfish from. Who sells that
Tru dat
Bobby Shewan you can also eat puffer fish despite being poisonous it takes a really skilled chef
Th3mightyeagle generally, you wouldn't buy swordfish, you would charter a boat and go catch it yourself. if you're not doing that, you've probably paid someone to do that or you live on a pacific island.
Still waiting for Chris to cook fish
This is my favorite RTAA
i got gus performs a heist rt life as an ad for this video
I have a feeling he got a fillet because he did not once mention eating scales
I seriously gotta apply there so I can here these kind of stories, those storeis would make my work day a lot funnier
as someone who cooks casually, I'm very confused by Chris
You guys ever think it's a 3 way tie for stupidy between Chris Brandon and Gavin
nah,just chris and Brandon. gavin is probably smarter then them,he just doesnt think before he speaks. so what hes saying iis technically right, bu the way he wouk say it would sound dumb
Justin Hernandez I think the walk to Mordor still affects Chris' ability to conform to normal fish cooking standards.
SomeBloke8895 HAHAHAHA
How about worms match between them?
It would be hard to measure in this case, because of course Gavin would get someone else to cook the fish for him.
I can’t stop thinking about how Gordon Ramsay would be flipping shit over in that room if he heard how Chris cools fish.🤣
No, Burnie, fish is not that complicated to make :P
You know the old saying of "You got dropped on your head as a child" Chris im lookin at you.
Chris is officially the new Gav
You know... i didnt think about it until now. But Chris should use this recipe for Worse Cooks in America
Funny thing is that swordfish is actually common in meant market
Chris is too adorable for his own good
They make Chris look like he has an IQ of 60 and I love it!
To be honest, fish can be really easy to cook. Dressings such as Lousiana flavour can be but before frying and you really don't need anything else. Salmon, for example, doesn't need oil if you buy it with the skin and the only dressings you need are salt and pepper.
It's moments like these that make me wonder how Chris functions... Like can he do things or just... idk
Jon's laugh can cure cancer!
Idk why but Chris looks like ninja for some reason
"Name a fish"
"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssork?"
Yes, the famous Sork fish.
Cooking with Chris. Please RT do it!
How about audio from the minimations?
In RWBY during the food fight episode they use a swordfish I think that was a call back to this
PSA: people DO eat swordfish quite often, it's a firm and steaky texture and is mild in flavor
In Chris' defense, that is how I cook fish. I take a filet of Talapia or Mahi or something, throw it in a buttered pan, put some vinegarette dressing on the pan, put a lid on it and flip it after a few minutes, brown the other side. Plate it with a salad, and enjoy
Believe it or not if you choose a decent salad dressing and salmon filled you can make a decent meal
This dude sounds AWESOME!
legitimately got an add for Gordan Ramsy cooking class.
I want to see chris to be in choped for an episode.
I really just wanna see a cooking show w just Chris
Who knew that this would become an extra life bit...
No joke, there's a recipe in the WWE cookbook that is basically this plus adding vegetables.
Take that for what you will.
Chris makes perfect sense, how the fuck is this weird to them?
there was a conversation like this in the Irishman.
Salmon......
Recipe for bowtie pasta with salmon. Ingredients one cup heavy cream one tablespoon grated lemon peel one pound of fresh spinach. One pound of salmon deboned and skined then cut into cubes. 12 ounces of bowtie pasta a half cup of grated Parmesan cheese and pine nuts optional.
What you need to do is combine the cream lemon peel and lemon juice together simmer over low heat. Once everything's at a low simmer at the salmon and cook till opaque. Add to spinach let cook for a minute or over the pasta sprinkle grated cheese on the top stair add some more and Dig in. It tastes really good I promise my mom and I have made this recipe like a bajillion times.
Aaah, the "milk steak" school of thought, I see
This is a ode to the ability of the human digestive system, almost all other mammals would probably not survive the state of ‘being Chris’
Kevin Morgan especially with the unlimited Pasta at Olive Garden
I get the impression that this guy might not be playing with a full deck.
Chris is a definite character. Can we all send him some help for cooking, because I know I'm not a great cook, but I can at least cook fish.
The thing is he's not wrong fish isn't that complicated all you have to do is get the timing right so it doesn't undercook or burn