Risitas - Los sacos de cemento (Original video with English Subtitles)
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Since some people asked for it, I made subtitles for this video. I hope you can understand it properly and have a good laugh with it.
If you want more videos translated, say so in the comments. I will do them as soon as I can. Thanks for watching.
List of annotations used in the video:
*¹: Risitas got knocked over by a car when he was crossing the road. He flew a few meters and broke his shoulder when he landed. They had to operate on him and since then he has a very expensive prosthesis in his bone. (Also, I believe he won the lawsuit or something and gained a lot of money.)
*²: "Las Candelarias" is a popular festivity based around the "Virgen de Candelaria", mostly celebrated in the southwest in Spain. People usually create groups and fraternities to devote and celebrate. In this case, he probably meant a friend he met in one of those groups.
*³: I really have no idea what he means here. He says what I put in the video, but it makes no sense. He does things like this sometimes.
The man on the left got more eyes than teeth.
+Radioactive Gaming ha ha ha...!
5:51 best part XD
ROFL
The man of the left, Peito (little fart) is dead some years ago.
lol he looks like Patrick hahaah
6:14 That's the sound the truck made trying to start at 12AM
O bhai
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was suppose to left at 12 pm , but the truck left at 12 am 😂
XD LMFAO LOL
He continued it throughout the interview .
That silent laughter of that one tooth dude just gave me heart attack, God I'm crying
thehehehththehehehehehehehehheheheheheheh continously and he didn't stop for like 5 minutes.
Ikr?
Doğan Kutbay he must be from Adam's family or something
Doğan Kutbay What if hes laugh is even more high-pitched than his brother's to a point when you can't even hear it?
+seontonppa his voice is over 30kHz XD
Doğan Kutbay yes omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:12 best moment "EEEEESUUUUUUUUU"
😂😂
I cant breathe😂😂😂😂
Can hear him spit his water out across the table 😂😂
Is Jesus not "esuu" is a spanish name respect it
ISSOUUUUU
I'm so glad people all around the world are knowing and loving this guys from my land.
😘😘
i know right? The moment when ur country or some famous people from your country get mentioned :D I love those moments too
Ángel Palomo it’s called patrionism.
these guys are national treasures
Ángel Palomo turkey salute the spain guys
Risitas went to heaven and finally found his 19 missing paelleras there waiting for him. They said 'we forgive you, we didn't like working at that place either anyway'.
The fact that the paelleras were moldy meaning that they were not well taken care of. So yeah
🤣🤣🤣🤣
His paelleras are in Heaven, ja ja ja
Very good!!
Greetings from Spain.
The Journalist, Quintero, sadly passed away 2 weeks ago
They are all in Heaven now having a good time.
9?
This guy sure goes through a lot of jobs
And has gone through a lot of teeth
Lets see..... he has 4 tooth left. That means he changed 28 jobs.
And you thought a lot of wives...
Neither of them did something remarkable in life or jobs except crazy things and making laugh to hundreds of people in Spain and around the world telling funny stories about the crazy things the did
@@hectorpg1181 world needs more laughter bro
3:47 That face had me dying! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
5:10 is priceless,
Jesús taking a sip of water when Risitas tells him they wanted his personal information just in case another truck would arrive the next day. I am dead in heaven...
Kai Hendriks it sounds like he spit his drink out 😂
@@ericplaisance9346 that's because he did 🤣
Jesuuuuuus XD
“You won’t fool me again!” 😂😂😂
100% proof that laughter crosses over any language or cultural boundaries. I just spent this whole time dying laughing without knowing a single word he was saying. I became invested in his story with no idea what it was about.
More eyes than teeth in this video.
stttttipa
Hahahaha
That is so true lol
That comment just killed me
LMAO
Nice stolen comment
stttttipa 😂😂😂
6:14 longest silent laugh ever
When you try to start your car engine put you put it at silent mode
6:12
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like my brother's scooter bike
@@aureusknighstar2195 lmao😂😂😂😂
That gave me heart attack
BTW for some info: The one with the lone tooth is his brother-in-law. Some of the best jokes and memes from "El Risitas" (the Giggler) in Spain were about his expression "Cuñaaaaaaaao" ("Brother-in-laaaaaaaaw") during his laughs when he was telling jokes and stories. They were a famous Duo that starred in several TV programs some years ago. Risitas's Brother-in-law passed away in early 2000's.
ESCULT0R Creo que lo de ser cuñaos de verdad no es así; lo de "cuñao" creo que viene de un chiste que contaban en el que al final decían eso, pero creo que no son "familia".
*****
Sí, Antonio Rivero Crespo, por lo visto tenía una enfermedad que no le habían detectado, o algo así dijeron.
***** Disculpa mi ignorancia entonces. Siempre pensé que eran cuñados en la realidad, pero viendo vídeos si es verdad que le llama "el amigo" muchas veces. Me responderé para desmentirme a mi mismo. Muchas Gracias por el apunte, compañero.
ESCULT0R I'm so sorry to all of you that read my last info. Some of you have told me that Antonio Rivero Crespo (the one with the lone tooth) was not the real Giggler's Brother-in-law. It was a mistake from myself (I always belived they were family). The real fact is that they were famous for this joke (saying "Cuñaaaaaoooo" wich means brother-in-law), but they were just friends. My apologizes to all of you. However, this is not a real issue while seeing them in youtube. Hope you can enjoy more of their videos.
The nickname of Risitas's brother-in-law was 'Peíto' (little fart). R.I.P.
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R.I.P to our legend El Risitas
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4:29 best part *Jesús bursts out laughing* XDDD
The only one with teeth
@@gamejunk2707 Oh god! I remember watching lots of these vids back in the day...
@@gamejunk2707 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@irgendwerausbayern1999
Now El Risitas died :(( RIP
Risitas is funny as hell but Lone-tooth is killing me xD
Ikr😂😂😂
Risitas brother-in-law El Peito and both are gone.
They kind of complement each other
😂😂😂
Today, a legend has died. But I know he is in heaven right now, laughing like a dude who's laugh can make others laugh.
:( RIP
Hi is on hell lol
@@meriemlahlou8886 learn to write, troll..
@@DaveRG He is* ok dude?
İyi adamdı ama Müslüman değildi. O yüzden ayvayı yedi.
5:24 a legend was born...
Ce carnacior esti! 🤣🤣🤣
@@sammenestrel2348 Ok frate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So this was earlier than Paellras interviee?
it's so funny how he keeps saying the interviewers name
eeezuuu
Jesús Quintero
¡¡¡JesÚÚÚúúúÚÚSs!!! 😂😂😂
OMG i laugh so hard i didn't follow the story. His laugh and then the guy with 1 tooth made it even worse i pi$sed my pants.
Same
@@coffeedvdrw But there was no cum wrote in this comment lmao
6#6#6th like. Pog.
Same. XD
Don't know how the fuck I got here but I'm glad I did.
Today april 28th 2021, this man, Juan Joya, aka "El risitas" (literally "little laughs") died in Sevilla, Spain, at 65 years old, from complications of a chronic disease.
Rest in Peace, thank you for the laughter, you made people happy all around the world
rip
listen to the laugh from start to the end
6:13
totally made my day
"& l km
kaicooper87 Sounds like a very soft engine about to fail
Lough
Sounds like the keys on my keyboard
R.I.P LEGEND
6:14 when you stoned and laugh at the wall
Looks like a sweet man and I wish he is leading a happy life after all he had been through.
hes dead
¡Ahora está en el cielo!
5:50 That dude though 🤣 gap between teeth? Nah, tooth between gap 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's almost loosing his last tooth with all that laughing.
3:38 “Look at me. Im talking to you”
Man im dead😂😂
"MiraMEEEEEE!"
4:30 I love that wheezing laugh🤣
4:26 Jesuses Laugh is like a flock of seagulls or birds squilling while they are Flying away.
Rest in peace legend...
Your kindness and positivity will always be remembered! ✝️
🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹
Rest Well Champ. So happy you lived to give me the most pure form of laughter in my life. You may not have had teeth but you had my heart. RIP
I doubt they were really listening to his story, they were probably all waiting for him to start laughing.
That's why they were dying 😂😂😂
Me
You gotta take into account that English make good jokes lame.
@@mouhibcheikhelboukhary1952 how?
@@mouhibcheikhelboukhary1952 this story is fucking hilarious, my spanish is bad so this was a trip for me to listen to, I'm glad there is an english translation so I can join in the fun
R.I.P. Jesús Quintero, 2/10/2022
Jesus Quintero Giving Jesus Christ An Autograph
his laughing made bilions of people laugh, him being happy made us happy... rest in peace
3:34 Funny how Risitas calls out the host for not looking at him while telling a story 😂
Watching this for the first time when I was really high made me laugh to death. I really bursted into tears.
+onyxbg Me too!
You should watch the other one
Definitely trying this soon
Zdr
So you smoke weed?
Risitas is the proof that alot of talent lies in the general population. Only if we stop and listen. Bless his soul
6:04 funny thing, this is the best part and the only one that he tells seriously. He was inside the truck, they bury him among the sacks and he needs to push them away again to come out 😂
4:26
WolfschanzeArchiv schon reudig xD
Leedle leedle leedle
I died
💀💀💀😂
He got stuck
Error 404 missing tooth
+Chilling And Dilling LMAO!!!!!!
+Mombo Jumbo teeth?
Luis Cruz lmfaoooo
404: Teeth not found
BEST COMMENT!
Made me laugh harder than the video. 👍
The silent laughter 🤣🤣goodness!!!
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OMG you just made me laugh like Risitas...
You're F***ing A White Male! Lmfao !!
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LMFAOOOOOO
Well played. LMAO! 🤣
Thank you for the subtitles, I fucking love this guy's stories. "Leave your personal info. NOT ME!" Priceless.
God bless the internet....
Bro 😂😂😂😁😁
Au contraire, mon amie. Internet does not bring nearly as much good to society as it does bad.
@@CirclingtheFringes It does...
Yeah but the stupid ads are ruining it
200th like Pog.
6:14 my man sounds like a typewriter lmfao
I love how he gets so serious then completely breaks down two seconds later 😂
This is actually the funniest fucking story. Spanish or not, you can feel exactly how hilarious it is
Rest in peace Risitas, you will always be a legend.
Sarge Dornan? Good to see you
@@aimp227 Soldier? What do you think you’re doing? GET BACK TO YOUR DUTY POST!
@@SergeantArchDornan2242 Affirmative sarge I'll watch for any scum from the brotherhood
Am very saddened by the passing on of this man and his contagious laugh. Whether you liked or not you couldn't help but certainly laugh at his laughing. R.I.P. my legend
Wtf is up with the other dude with 1 tooth just sitting there laughing his ass off?
The other one is his brother in law ("cuñao" in Andalusian Spanish), he appeared with Risitas in some interviews, he was brought into the programme just for his "weird" look, just like Risitas, neither of them were or did actually remarkable things, they just made people laugh with their stories and look. "Cuñao" died some years ago.
R.I.P. Cunyao:(
R.I.P
@@ausetano rip
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Rest in peace to this legend, we'll miss him greatly.
damn thats a nice tooth
Lol right
Simon Something sexy tooth man 😂
How the hell does he eat tho?
lmao
Oh my god😭😭
Guy on the left: Do I need any teeth pulled?
Spanish dentists: Yes.
That guy mouth: """I""""""
just so you know: before it was an international meme it went viral in spain, many many years before. i remember in primary school all the kids imitating him like: cuñaaaaoooo, eeeezuuuuu lol i'm 28 now so you can imagine. this guy was so humble (he had economic problems etc), an "average joe", who was born way before the internet, who reached global fame and made thousands laugh with his genuine stories. quite a story imo. rip legend. descansa en paz juan joya, risitas
Haha those guys are awesome. The dude with the one tooth just laughing it off. This is great. I would love to know spanish now though, I think it's probably more funny in the original language. Not dissing your translation, just mean that you can then hear the guy deliver the jokes himself.
Thanks for putting this up :)
btw is a really good translation, but yeah is better if you can understand it in the original language
lulhoofd1 Yeah, I understand. I think the same about it: When translating, there are always some sentences that lose some of their original meaning (It happened in this video, there were a few ones where I really had to think of a proper way of translating them, and even then I am not really convinced about them.)Thanks for watching, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
***** Dude, you have to translate this guys whole life. Anywhere I can find more about him? Who is he? What does he do?
Bacon Sauce There's not much info about him, at least in English. UA-cam is filled with videos about him, however, the same thing applies: Everything's in Spanish.
Bacon Sauce This guy, and his brother in law ("cuñao" cuñado in spanish) got very popular 10 years ago. Unfortunately the "cuñao"( or oneTooth guy )passed away recently. This is part of a very popular TV show called "Ratones Colorados" presented by en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Quintero . He was presented for the first time as a casual interview, but the huge success lead to sign a contract, and became main collaborator in the show. If you search for "risitas" (his nickname) and "peito" also known as "cuñao" you will find all the interviews. hours and hours of interviews. Unfortunately not most of them are subtitle in english, and honestly is even hard for a spanish guy to understand him..
4:19 is when fall to pieces in heavy laughter every time. The 3 of them bursting out in hard laughter is absolute gold. 😭 Still amazing years later! Still a top 5 pound for pound most hilarious clip on UA-cam entirely. I read that he passed away over a year ago, my condolences. May he RIP, what a great character!
They became sort of TV freak celebrities 18 years ago, but EL RISITAS really won our hearts.
Greetings from Spain.
4:20 to 4:50 combo of laughs xD
Once u hit that point of laughter.. EVERYTHING after becomes hilarious!! It’s OVER!! 😂😂😂
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP Legend, your laugh will live on forever
Me suscribo, ¿Es que están triunfando los vídeos del Risitas en América ahora? Nunca me hubiese esperado algo así, GRANDE RISITAS !!!!
RIP Juan, your laugh has lifted so many spirits !
Man with the one tooth was already dying before the joke started.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time I watch this I get images of the chaos...truly hilarious!! The bit where he states that he ended up dragging the sacks is a killer!!! lol
That fucking lone tooth, all alone. Cracks me up.
This guy brightens my day. LOL. I can’t understand a single word and I was laughing just as hard as he was. 😬👍
This guy is the best thing on UA-cam.
I was so stressed before this.... now I feel like nothing really matters.
People be talking about more eyes than teeth in this video
But right now, I have more tears than anything else.
Thank you, Risitas. Rest well
4:19 "ahhh- ah-ah-ah- ah " ....... 4:25 *Hits blunt*
R.I.P LEGEND😭😩
Hi
Rip el risitas
"Life asked Death,'Death, why does everyone love me, but hate you?' Death replied,'Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth.'"
One tooth guy : I will start laughing now.
One tooth guy's brain : laugh.exe has stopped working.
gargamel on the left lol
You nailed it!😆😆😆😆😆
Tue😂😂
R.I.P Juan Joya Borja A.K.A. El Risitas(1956-2021)
You brightend so many people's day,
Your Legendary laughter will always
Stay with us ❤️ 🙏
You two are legends! This guy has the funniest laugh and stories I've heard in a while!
And you kind sir, thank you so much for taking your time to translate these for us non-Spanish speakers. Never thought it would be even funnier to actually understand what he's saying.
Please, do translate some more in the future. :D
Guys press F for our legendary guy El risitas ,who passed away today. #RIP
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That one tooth guy omg 🤣🤣 i can't breathe rolling over my bed
you just can't hate this guy - he didn't know that he's a legend
Man you're the best! But the other guy was pure damnation for me! I needed 10 minutes to recover after a decent laugh!
rest in peace. thank you for all the laughs
Hello,
I discovered this many years to late I think, because this guy's videos were postet with funny subtitles in all languages of the world. So I wanted to know more about him.
I really love him… his so charming. It is shameful how people are exploited again. But this guy show us how to take it. I really hope..he has find his luck. He's worth.
This man with his best laughter that has now made history. R.I.P
3:37 "hey, look at me!" my sides 💀🤣
The one tooth guy's silent laugh is crazy.
The Latin David Hasselhoff can't take it anymore, I think he will miss Risita the most RIP muchacho
Just one tooth 🦷 😅😅😂😅😂🤣🤣 and say just one word at the end 😂😂😂
thank you for translating the video, translate more please
I can't understand a word, but this guy is phenomenal! I just burst out and couldn't stop for the entire length after that!!!!
4:20-4:22 all you hear is the other guy dragging his laugh out and all it shows is the 1 tooth guy with his mouth wide open with his tooth hanging out while you hear the other guy dragging his laugh out😂😂🤣😅😅😆 I laughed til my guts cinched up into my abs and my stomach muscles started to cramp up and I still laughed even tho it hurt like hell I couldn't stop laughing if somebody had a gun to my head I really couldn't do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*_R.I.P Juan Joya Borja A.K.A. El Risitas (1956-2021)_*
_You brightened so many people's day, your legendary laughter will always stay with us._ ❤️🙏
seriously. This video almost killed me of laughter! i almost sufficated to Death.. i couldn't Breath hahah. This guy haha
ROFL @ 5:09 I wish it showed Jesus spit out his water
Omg I read "holy water" and nearly died 😂
True. XD
3:45 best part
Lmao that guy with one tooth... His laugh sounds like a broken clock.
Cool! Greetings from Baku! Waiting for new translated videos of Risitas. Thank you so much!
I swear if he would perform stand ups and just share his experiences the venues would be packed ...😂😂😂 he can literally switch from a dead laughter to being serious ...brilliant story teller 😂😂😂 Keeps saying Jesus 😂😂
4:30 when you try to catch a pig
The foreign dialect, the gaping hole with one tooth and the whizzing laughs.
Art
He may be dead, but his laugh will live on forever.
I dont know wats more funny the laugh of the legend or the guy with the open mouth and single bare tooth ...... anyways i am dead laughing