Fun fact: the first CatSignal was actually just commissioner Gordon on the roof with a laser pointer and a bag of treats. Is that a true fun fact? Who knows.
Please no, not with Jim Balent. It would be sexual in a hot second, he wouldn't even blink. Underage sexual. His views of female relationships are... strange...to say the least. I present exhibit A for the court...the sexual relationship between two of his characters Tarot and Raven Hex. Note: biological sisters...one who greets the other...nude...with tongue. Exhibit B, Tarot is perfectly fine with her sister having sex with Tarot's fiance...in a magic healing hot tub...in front of her... While he's injured, unconscious and really isn't into Tarot's sister. Just his...you know... fiance. Like...he's really not into Hex... like they actively hate one another at the time because she's kinda a magic terrorist. *Shrugs* what's consent with a guy amirite *Insert laugh track*
@@Gauldame You make a lot of good points. With the cheesecake overload, it's perhaps best that they didn't. I'm just saying, in a proper mirror universe, Catwoman would need a sidekick. Although her Alfred wouldn't be a hot chick in a french maid outfit. And I'm not even touching Two-face.
That or he likes to take a hit of the non-lethal stuff and doesn't want to get them mixed up. People think it's easy being manic and laughing all the time but sometimes even the Joker needs a little help.
If Selina took off the trenchcoat and revealed that costume underneat, I would have assumed she was revealing she was super into BDSM to her date, not that she's revealing she's Catwoman lol
I literally had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't watch. It was so left field and true...I just couldn't. And now I'm picturing all of the pregnancy reveals in shows, but using this. I can't unsee that which was seen.
I saw comments, I thought, "Oh what's wrong with a French maid's outfit, it would basically just be the female version of Alfred's outfit?" Clearly I had too much faith.
Batman having a cave, makes total sense, bats live in caves, WHY DOES CAT WOMAN HAVE A CAT CAVE? Like, have it her den, or her whatever cats live in. Cougars live in caves, sure, but, like, most cats don't live in caves.
The confusing history of Selina Kyle would be fascinating. How public tastes, gender based preconceptions in society and other media influences impacted her character over 80 years. I know she's a very famous and much talked about character, but an exploration into the many origins and changes to the character over the years would be really interesting and super entertaining, particularly in your unique style. 🐱
I'm still waiting on why Catwoman was too sexy for the Silver Age and was replaced with various femme fatales during that time period, and also Sasha's Bat voice.
Let's face it, if comics like this didn't exist we wouldn't get to enjoy Sasha taking the piss out of them, so I feel like we...technically are better for them existing
Main continuity: Batman goes to see The Mask of Zorro and becomes a hero fighting for justice This comic's universe: Batman watches the 2019 Cats movie and becomes an unhinged psycho obsessed with cats
Regarding this Elseworld, my theory is that it came to be when the Nazis doomed themselves by destroying the fetish clubs in Weimar Berlin. This caused this subculture to unite against them, first covertly then in open armed resistance, shortening the war and influencing fashion for the next 50 yrs.
How is this not the crown jewel of the r/ men writing women? I couldn't continue when Sasha sang the meow mix jingle. Had to stop and catch my breath 😂
"I don't think Bruce need 50 cent for gum that badly," well damn this made me laugh thank making me aware of that this gem of comic exists. Seriously have not laughed so much and under 20 minutes.
What if the Kyles went to see "Cats" on Broadway? Or "Cat on a Hot Tim Roof"? Or "Owl and the Pussycat"? Or "The Aristocats"? Or "What's New Pussycat?"? Or . . .
You know as messed up as it was, it was nice to see Bruce have fun for a change. Also “He didn’t care about the ring” yeah that’s why he never threw away and instead kept it with him for 20 years, even though it was literally just plastic....?
Something tells me the groundwork was laid here for a future “Trashiest Treasures” playlist to go alongside the “Lois Lane Gets Married” list. And if this video is any indication, I look forward to the day that playlist becomes a reality.
This comic is fairly tame compared the Balent's own series: Tarot Witch of the Black Rose. That one not only has an even less realistically proportioned heroine, versus her equally ridiculously built sister, with neither of them wearing even 10% body coverage, and frequent nudity... It also makes jokes from assaulting the male romantic interest.
Okay, the maid is officially anime levels of cheesecake. But my Lordy, if they ever turn this tripe into a cartoon, they should hire you as a voice talent!
Cat cave is a synonym within itself. Also This reminds me of Spider-gwen, like a whole earth of just gender bent or completely re-imagined characters for the sake of two people swapping. I kiiiiiinda want this else-word comeback. I could see Betty Kane be Robin or something as Flame-bird
Seeing Selina's parents take her to see Cat People brings back memories of the time my mom & I made the mistake of seeing a revival of Forbidden Planet on the stage in London. It was... very, very different from the movie. As in, the stage director's chief instruction to the actors was, apparently, to "tart it up."
@@chrischriskidnicky6088 Him and his wife have a blast doing that comic too, they travel around the world going to cons, dressing up, signing autographs. They are living the dream
This is probably the only UA-cam comic book review I will view this week that contains both pertinent medical information surrounding pregnancy and a parody of Oscar the Grouch's song I Love Trash.
Also a fun fact about the model and first victim of Debbie Dent (or whatever female Two-Face is named), when Catwoman is examining photos of the model Sheena Sparks while she was alive, she is depicted in an ad for “Janus True Face cosmetics”-Janus, of course infamously being the god with two faces. I read this comic and I also loved it, and yes it was INCREDIBLY CAKEY haha but evil Batman had to be my favorite. Because even if the roles were reversed Selina was never a psychopathic murderer who also JOE CHILLED Thomas and Martha Wayne! Crazy stuff. So wild. I loved it.
The way the story was going, I honestly expected the person who shot Selina's parents to be none other than Joan Chill. In this universe is Alexis Luthor the heroic defender of Metropolis? There are many questions one could ask. I think I will go have a slice of cheesecake instead.
Logically 🙄 it should be Kara Zor-El, Supergirl. Disguised as Clara Kent, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet (where she works with Louis Lane). I'd go on, but it might be even sillier than the comic reviewed here.
@@Panther-Strife4724 Maxima was certainly strong enough to take that roll. I think there is a very good story waiting for you to tell it. As an added bonus, I would not mind seeing a red haired Super Woman. That would be kind of cool. Red heads don't get nearly enough love these days. Make it so.
Where, where do I start? Like, i'm going full Krusty when I say: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" That BDSM Catwoman, that Edgetactular Batman, Brooke's sexy maid get up, and Two Face's... Everything! I have to say, a certain portion of comic "fans" would say they miss this style of comics, the days in which they looked like a 90's Hentai. Man, Bruce being her parents killer, and being questionably older gets sidestepped the fact he purposly killed her parents, and then impregnated her Pussy Cave... Then banged and knocked her up. How did this get lost to time?! (Almost forgot, I saw the 80's Cat People early this year, that lady was naked for most of the runtime... Yeah, that's all I gotta say lol)
Worst comic I love: Green Lantern Corps crossing over with Star Trek (Kelvin Universe). It's so bad, the writers couldn't even agree on how to spell the name of the Klingon home world.
16:38 Ah yes. The hair streaks, not the weird almost groomery "Has known Sue since she was like 12" which was apparently a cliche in old adventure pulps that inspired the Fantastic Four.
The BDSM corset was a natural evolution imho. After all, she's been carrying a whip for a long time. Also, the insignia on Gordon's shoulder reminds me of Marylin Manson's old logo from the 90s.
One of the Cops that Batman beats up is drawn to look like Doug Moench (He has a 23 on his helmet. Doug's lucky number). The art in the final comic was actually censored for that panel. Originally the Batarang cut off the cops hand.
I kinda wanna see what Huntress looks like in this universe lol also whether she becomes a villain because her dad was a villain ( lex Luthor jr style)
14:23 I agree for a different reason, a while ago I was trying to figure out why I was vomiting every morning and the internet only told me i was pregnant,,, i dont have a uterus,,,,, or any of the other equipment for that
Please, please do Ghost Rider: Danny Ketch Vol 1. Here Danny Ketch finds out he is not the only Ghost Rider. He teams up with the other ghost riders. The ghost riders are from all over the world. It's like Spider-verse but with Ghost rider. So, may call it GhostRider-verse.
I don't know of any in-continuity explanation for Gordon's symbol, but it's deff a riff on the lightning bolt path of the kabbalah. Sometimes known as the flaming sword.
I have this book at my house, alongside batman superman generations, superman red son, and batman gotham by gaslight I enjoyed reading this. It was interesting to see the roles reversed. Also really liked the artwork
Her witty banter and I'm Batman voice had me rolling this whole video. I may not had read this issue of the comic but I sure loved Sasha's interation of it had me loving it.
The stilted henchman might be a reference to the game tie-in of the 1989 movie that had stilted henchmen that I'm pretty sure required you to break the legs with batarangs before you could beat them.
"Quiet text! I'm trying to draw with one hand in my lap" that slayed me. Thank you for that. That ones right up with the "no, shes pissed!" Line from your queen ivy video.
One of my favorite books is called the Jokers wild. A story about Tim Drake's Robin first encounter with the crown prince of crime. Not to mention Joker's reaction to seeing the new Robin mistaking him for Jason thinking he somehow came back to life.
i'm so glad to see some love for 90's era catwoman. it was a good run. can't think of a guilty pleasure comic off the top of my head. maybe Witchblade or Darkness?
So the way that Brooks and Selina are drawn... and the flirting... and the way that Brook’s allows Selina to marry Bruce... are they dating? Is this polyamory gone wrong in a homicidal sense? I have so many questions. Fascinating 🧐
Sasha I was wrongfully evicted from 101 N. Sierra Bonita Pasadena CA. It's been a while since I caught up with videos So I appreciate you so much! you are such joy! keep it up. LOVING IT.
This was during the "bad girl" era back in the '90s. It was a strange time. I have a question. Would you be willing to follow this rabbit hole down to the '90s bad girls? Could you review Dawn or Lady Death or Purgatori? Even Vampirella had a rebirth during this period of time. If I did have to pick a comic from this time (Don't judge me!) It would be Shi by Billy Tucci. I guess I am a sucker for ninja. But, yeah, cheesecake as a thing. Lady Death even got an animated cartoon.......which is weird in every conceivable way. It was a crazy, fan servicey time, and I am not mad about it. Nope.
Could do one about Fem Force. That book was hard cheese cake before it was ( briefly ) popular, and to the best of my knowledge is Still publishing today!
Or maybe even Young Heroes in Love. I don't know if I could say it was ever "popular" but it did last 18 issues. I would think it is something you might like if you like shipping. I can't say it was big on cheesecake, though.
ironically this was the first ever catwoman comic I've read. and it's artwork changed my whole perspective on how I used to see the comics as a 13 years old Lol.
I don't know which I like better: the song at 2:24 or the salt at 4:48! 🤣🤣🤣 I can just see this being made as a Skinemax erotic thriller starring Julie Strain at Catwoman and Monique Parent as Brooks. Parent isn't near as busty as Brooks, but she's in ALL of these movies, so she has to be here too. Shoulda known it was Balent on the art. I well remember "Tarot: Witch Of The Black Rose" from my comic shop days. And don't think i didn't notice the cat-themed shirt, or the purple lipstick that matches the Catwoman outfit!
The original Danger Girl mini-series by J. Scott Campbell is ridiculous fun! Nothing that followed under that name was quite as interesting. The Balent Catwoman suite was a fairly good design, but the bowling balls for boobs look just became too distracting.
"There are many ways to enjoy something and it's not always because it's good. But before we get started I'm Sasha and if you're enjoying this content you know what to do...." LOL While I DO enjoy this content because it's good, the coincidence of those two lines made me laugh.
This casually comics made me genuinely smile! I am taken back to the 90's when Jim balent drew the catwoman vampirella crossover. Perhaps this is one of those guilty pleasures of mine. Still the point you bring up about trying to keep a straight face with panels of cheesecake hits home. Yet still I can read that crossover and a little part of my mind says the story Mark that is why you purchased it. HAAA! Enjoy the content, would you consider a piece about Marvel comics Gargoyle limited limited series or maybe even the final 20 issues of the new defenders by Marvel? Thanks again for brightening up the evening!
@@tigerbread78 I have met Brian Pulido. I met Jim Balent, he frigging enjoyed hearing me praise Tarot Witch of the Black Rose that he asked to take a photo with ME! I can't lie though, sweet Jesus are pretty much all is female characters are gorgeous.
@@tigerbread78 LOL I was actually looking at a TPB collection of Alan Moore’s work on Wildstorm, and there was a specific story about Spawn and the Youngbloods going to the future. It had fairly important character who was wearing the single smallest thong I’ve ever seen in a comic as part of her superhero outfit. I can’t remember who the artist was exactly, but it was definitely an Image regular.
I haven't read it, but have you ever thought of doing Millar and Lee's All Star Batman and Robin? Most reviewers don't even seem to be able to get through that hot garbage, lol.
3:59 that is a genuinly amazing joker design he just looks unreal as if he poped right off the page of a cursed childrens book but sadly hes in ... this
If they where going to make some kind of Animated Adaptation of this Comic it would have be DC’s Very First Hentai, because that’s what kept running in my mind while you read this, along with a phrase that I made up for something as Low Brow as this ‘One Hander’ if you know what I Mean? But either than all of the Low Brow things in the Comic I really liked the Flipped Aspect of it where Two Face is Female and Catwoman is the Batman in this Earth with a French Maid instead of a Butler and Batman is Essentially The Catwoman in this Earth.
That first shot of the Catcave with all the cats hanging around the computer ... as a cat owner I can say that Selina would never get any work done there. Those cats are walking over all the buttons and keyboards. That computer isn't helping her solve any crimes.
All hail The Queen of Trash! ... Seriously, I love it when you have an opportunity to gleefully both salt and giggle at something. This comic was abysmal and your joy at its awfulness is the only thing that can redeem it.
00:50 Uh, Stripperella? 13:13 OK, that's a great burn! :) As far as comics that might be considered trash, I collected nearly every issue of all the New Universe titles Marvel did a few decades back. Looking back most were probably not worth the paper they were printed on but hey, they were different. Best of the batch was The 'Nam, which was supposed to be a real time story of a group of soldiers experiences during the Vietnam War. Too bad it never really caught on...
Fun fact: the first CatSignal was actually just commissioner Gordon on the roof with a laser pointer and a bag of treats.
Is that a true fun fact? Who knows.
The Catwoman signal should have been an open can of tuna. Or the sound of a can opener - opening said can of tuna.
This will forever be true in my mind, if nothing else.
This sounds so fake that it sounds plausible.
Maybe we should redo this comic but lean fully into the comedy of "what if Catwoman had cat psychology"
I mean… I had fun with that “fact”
“He was a thief. He was a murderer. But worst of all, he didn’t respect the sanctity of marriage.” This video was so hilarious.
“I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at cheating”
“You can excuse murder?”
I think the only thing it's missing is Catwoman having a teenage protege: Catwoman and Kitten.
which is funny cause she basically does with holly
Please no, not with Jim Balent.
It would be sexual in a hot second, he wouldn't even blink. Underage sexual.
His views of female relationships are... strange...to say the least.
I present exhibit A for the court...the sexual relationship between two of his characters Tarot and Raven Hex. Note: biological sisters...one who greets the other...nude...with tongue.
Exhibit B, Tarot is perfectly fine with her sister having sex with Tarot's fiance...in a magic healing hot tub...in front of her...
While he's injured, unconscious and really isn't into Tarot's sister.
Just his...you know... fiance.
Like...he's really not into Hex... like they actively hate one another at the time because she's kinda a magic terrorist.
*Shrugs* what's consent with a guy amirite *Insert laugh track*
@@Gauldame You make a lot of good points. With the cheesecake overload, it's perhaps best that they didn't. I'm just saying, in a proper mirror universe, Catwoman would need a sidekick. Although her Alfred wouldn't be a hot chick in a french maid outfit. And I'm not even touching Two-face.
Catwoman with a side-chick. That would have been puurrrrrrrrrrfect!
She had one later on for like 12 issues lol. Catgirl her name was Kitrina Falcone
You need to label the lethal laughing gas so you don't mix it up with the regular laughing gas, Joker is just being OSHA compliant.
That or he likes to take a hit of the non-lethal stuff and doesn't want to get them mixed up. People think it's easy being manic and laughing all the time but sometimes even the Joker needs a little help.
@@LibraGamesUnlimited That actually explains the need for the safety pinned smile.
@@Fickji I suppose so. I guess I missed that one. :)
Joker will gladly provide a copy of the MSDS if asked.
@@LibraGamesUnlimited That might explain the resistance, I think?
Love that shot of Selina's Catcave, her cats all over the supercomputer probably pressing tons of buttons all the time. 😊
Cat's don't live in a cave, what do they live in?
@@Panther-Strife4724
A lot of wild animals live in caves, including prehistoric humans. The other alternatives are burrows and nests.
this universes version if detective chimp must get so many wierd messages!
@@Panther-Strife4724 Carldboard boxes :p
"Croc isn't the only one living in the sewers, I'm his neighbor"
Sasha, dont stop being so loveable
If Selina took off the trenchcoat and revealed that costume underneat, I would have assumed she was revealing she was super into BDSM to her date, not that she's revealing she's Catwoman lol
Lmao imagine if Bruce was a normal guy and he was just like “WOAH I’m into it but lets not in public.”
@@laraschroeder5195 "Look, atleast when I wear spandex, its normally in alleyways."
When I saw Batman say, "I Win!!" I felt like we all won
Nah, the sound of the Cat Signal would be "pspspspspspspsps"
Edit: HORRIBLE MUTANT SENSE OF SMELL?!?!
I'm curious about this as well. I'm not familiar with this phenomenon - probably because it isn't featured in popular culture.
It kinda goes along with the weird cravings. Growing a small homunculus is an unsurprisingly bizarre experience.
Cat signal just shouts "STARDENBURDENHARDENBART" cause German always works.
I literally had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't watch.
It was so left field and true...I just couldn't.
And now I'm picturing all of the pregnancy reveals in shows, but using this.
I can't unsee that which was seen.
Yup, my friends wife couldnt take the smell of all kinds of things. If her husband drank from her glass, she couldnt drink from it anymore.
One fan trash, is another fan treasure
"Look at them. Those aren't boobs. They're balloons"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw comments, I thought, "Oh what's wrong with a French maid's outfit, it would basically just be the female version of Alfred's outfit?" Clearly I had too much faith.
Now I wanna have Alfred in a sexy version of his butter attire XD (I am going to hell)
@@Misora7303 I'd do heinous things to make DC publish a Chippendale style Alfred
@@Austin-gj7zj Okay but he needs to be a young hip chippendale Afred who is Bruce BFF.
Batman having a cave, makes total sense, bats live in caves, WHY DOES CAT WOMAN HAVE A CAT CAVE? Like, have it her den, or her whatever cats live in. Cougars live in caves, sure, but, like, most cats don't live in caves.
How about....
A Cat Tree
Scratch Post
Pussy Den
Catwoman's Purrrrch
@@johnkrier8021 these are beautiful, DC, THESE ARE THE KIND OF THINGS YOU SHOULD BE EDITING TOWARDS
I mean this comic probably could have used a cougar reference some where.
What's the cover charge to get into the Cougar Cave?
A giant cardboard box. Or at least a box factory.
"Those are baloons"
Every 5-10 yo "what is the difference"
" You call those cheap implants breasts? Those aren't breasts; they're LIES!" - Stewie Griffen
Disappointed that we don't get Alfred cheese cake in the prime comics.
The confusing history of Selina Kyle would be fascinating. How public tastes, gender based preconceptions in society and other media influences impacted her character over 80 years. I know she's a very famous and much talked about character, but an exploration into the many origins and changes to the character over the years would be really interesting and super entertaining, particularly in your unique style. 🐱
I second this
I'm still waiting on why Catwoman was too sexy for the Silver Age and was replaced with various femme fatales during that time period, and also Sasha's Bat voice.
YES PLS
bad story, but it can be a great parody
Maybe we can also discuss the impact of The Furry Community in her depiction.
Let's face it, if comics like this didn't exist we wouldn't get to enjoy Sasha taking the piss out of them, so I feel like we...technically are better for them existing
“He was a thief and a murderer but worst of all he didn’t respect the sanctity of marriage”
How scandalous!!!
Boys, we've been tricked...
@@ProjektTakuWe've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled...
Main continuity: Batman goes to see The Mask of Zorro and becomes a hero fighting for justice
This comic's universe: Batman watches the 2019 Cats movie and becomes an unhinged psycho obsessed with cats
I think the 2019 Cats film would make anyone unhinged, to be fair.
@@hawktalon7890that's the Joker's one true origin story
“Quiet text, I’m trying to draw with one hand on my lap” Sasha you on fire gurl! More bad good comic reviews please! 😂😂😂
Regarding this Elseworld, my theory is that it came to be when the Nazis doomed themselves by destroying the fetish clubs in Weimar Berlin. This caused this subculture to unite against them, first covertly then in open armed resistance, shortening the war and influencing fashion for the next 50 yrs.
Funny. My theory is that Balent was a devout fan of BDSM... and Rob Leifeld... XD
How is this not the crown jewel of the r/ men writing women?
I couldn't continue when Sasha sang the meow mix jingle. Had to stop and catch my breath 😂
Same here!
Just like that Simpsons clip where Homer doesn't want to do jury duty. 😆
I'm going "How is she possibly old enough to even _remember_ that?"
It's not the crown jewel because the artist, Jim Balent, has a comic he draws and writes... With a female lead. It's an even worse depiction.
i mean the bigger issue seems to be the art not the writing
The only problem I have with this is it is not even full gender bend it is only partly which annoyed me
"I don't think Bruce need 50 cent for gum that badly," well damn this made me laugh thank making me aware of that this gem of comic exists. Seriously have not laughed so much and under 20 minutes.
I almost died from the Meow Mix jingle since I can never see a bag of it without singing
Selina watching "the cat people" was probably still better than her watching "cats 2019". (2020?)
Feel like Cats is probably the fetish porn Selina doesn't like to talk about with just anyone
What if the Kyles went to see "Cats" on Broadway? Or "Cat on a Hot Tim Roof"? Or "Owl and the Pussycat"? Or "The Aristocats"? Or "What's New Pussycat?"? Or . . .
But the decided to see puss in boots.
I think Cheetah would be more unto that. The real question would be, which one of the four
You know as messed up as it was, it was nice to see Bruce have fun for a change.
Also “He didn’t care about the ring” yeah that’s why he never threw away and instead kept it with him for 20 years, even though it was literally just plastic....?
Catwoman’s outfit looks like it inspired the Punchline one.
Something tells me the groundwork was laid here for a future “Trashiest Treasures” playlist to go alongside the “Lois Lane Gets Married” list. And if this video is any indication, I look forward to the day that playlist becomes a reality.
I second this.
The 'sexiness' of this comic is like the violence of No More Heroes. Over the top to the point of craziness!
what about the violence of cry for justice
This comic is fairly tame compared the Balent's own series: Tarot Witch of the Black Rose. That one not only has an even less realistically proportioned heroine, versus her equally ridiculously built sister, with neither of them wearing even 10% body coverage, and frequent nudity... It also makes jokes from assaulting the male romantic interest.
@@Lost-Lilim agreeddddd
Uriah Jackson it’s almost like. It’s a comic
@@Lost-Lilim Awe yes. I remember discovering Tarot a long time ago. I recently started to go through them again but had to stop.
Okay, the maid is officially anime levels of cheesecake.
But my Lordy, if they ever turn this tripe into a cartoon, they should hire you as a voice talent!
nah bro, this is something that not even anime could reach.
This is pure 90s.
Cat cave is a synonym within itself. Also This reminds me of Spider-gwen, like a whole earth of just gender bent or completely re-imagined characters for the sake of two people swapping. I kiiiiiinda want this else-word comeback. I could see Betty Kane be Robin or something as Flame-bird
@Percival Fletcher yeah it should have been called the Litter Box.
DC has a gender bent earth: Earth-11
Seeing Selina's parents take her to see Cat People brings back memories of the time my mom & I made the mistake of seeing a revival of Forbidden Planet on the stage in London. It was...
very, very different from the movie. As in, the stage director's chief instruction to the actors was, apparently, to "tart it up."
This comic is a trip. A weird, dumb, cheesecake-ie, bdsm nightmare trip.
I saw Linksra's Review of this comic
@@AlSidre same lol
Clearly the artist wanted to pull a Wally Wood and move into risqué comics.
@@blackrazer22 have you read this guy’s creator owned stuff? He makes Wally Wood look like Bert and Ernie
@@chrischriskidnicky6088 Him and his wife have a blast doing that comic too, they travel around the world going to cons, dressing up, signing autographs. They are living the dream
"The Cat-mobile"
Or as it's better known, the P***y Wagon
I couldn't stop noticing how detailed the Cat Signal kept being, defying so many different kinds of physics at once!
This is probably the only UA-cam comic book review I will view this week that contains both pertinent medical information surrounding pregnancy and a parody of Oscar the Grouch's song I Love Trash.
'quiet, text, I'm trying to draw with one hand in my lap' SASHA
Also a fun fact about the model and first victim of Debbie Dent (or whatever female Two-Face is named), when Catwoman is examining photos of the model Sheena Sparks while she was alive, she is depicted in an ad for “Janus True Face cosmetics”-Janus, of course infamously being the god with two faces.
I read this comic and I also loved it, and yes it was INCREDIBLY CAKEY haha but evil Batman had to be my favorite. Because even if the roles were reversed Selina was never a psychopathic murderer who also JOE CHILLED Thomas and Martha Wayne! Crazy stuff. So wild. I loved it.
The way the story was going, I honestly expected the person who shot Selina's parents to be none other than Joan Chill. In this universe is Alexis Luthor the heroic defender of Metropolis? There are many questions one could ask. I think I will go have a slice of cheesecake instead.
Maybe a sexy female version of brainiac or Darkseid , so she has the extraterrestrial origin too.
Logically 🙄 it should be Kara Zor-El, Supergirl. Disguised as Clara Kent, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet (where she works with Louis Lane).
I'd go on, but it might be even sillier than the comic reviewed here.
@@johnrau2265 Nah, you go on, because I find your response sort of awesome. As in totes awesome. I don't shiv if you don't licken chegs billy.
Maxima as Superwoman?
@@Panther-Strife4724 Maxima was certainly strong enough to take that roll. I think there is a very good story waiting for you to tell it. As an added bonus, I would not mind seeing a red haired Super Woman. That would be kind of cool. Red heads don't get nearly enough love these days. Make it so.
"I CREATED YOUUUUuuuuu...!"
Gods, that was a brilliant read.
Where, where do I start? Like, i'm going full Krusty when I say: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" That BDSM Catwoman, that Edgetactular Batman, Brooke's sexy maid get up, and Two Face's... Everything! I have to say, a certain portion of comic "fans" would say they miss this style of comics, the days in which they looked like a 90's Hentai.
Man, Bruce being her parents killer, and being questionably older gets sidestepped the fact he purposly killed her parents, and then impregnated her Pussy Cave... Then banged and knocked her up. How did this get lost to time?!
(Almost forgot, I saw the 80's Cat People early this year, that lady was naked for most of the runtime... Yeah, that's all I gotta say lol)
80's Cat People did have an amazing Bowie theme song though.
Worst comic I love: Green Lantern Corps crossing over with Star Trek (Kelvin Universe). It's so bad, the writers couldn't even agree on how to spell the name of the Klingon home world.
16:38 Ah yes. The hair streaks, not the weird almost groomery "Has known Sue since she was like 12" which was apparently a cliche in old adventure pulps that inspired the Fantastic Four.
The BDSM corset was a natural evolution imho. After all, she's been carrying a whip for a long time.
Also, the insignia on Gordon's shoulder reminds me of Marylin Manson's old logo from the 90s.
Phipher's Catwoman is the pinnacle costume.
Come @ me bro
One of the Cops that Batman beats up is drawn to look like Doug Moench (He has a 23 on his helmet. Doug's lucky number). The art in the final comic was actually censored for that panel. Originally the Batarang cut off the cops hand.
Now I’m thinking of Alfred going “ who needs a wife when you have me “ to Batman
That costume is one of those "this could be cool but it needs a couple more drafts" before you go "wait, it's already to print?!"
Publisher, in inspirational rage, pointing with his cigar: "Doug, we need a Batman story that will sell. What have you got?"
I think the term "a Batman story that will sell" would have been a redundancy in 1999.
May be bad, but do be looking like good dessert tho lol
I kinda wanna see what Huntress looks like in this universe lol also whether she becomes a villain because her dad was a villain ( lex Luthor jr style)
Are you referring to the long red haired Lex Luthor who dated Matrix/Supergirl?
Probably in the universe he’s a guy called The Hunter.
14:23 I agree for a different reason, a while ago I was trying to figure out why I was vomiting every morning and the internet only told me i was pregnant,,, i dont have a uterus,,,,, or any of the other equipment for that
Please, please do Ghost Rider: Danny Ketch Vol 1. Here Danny Ketch finds out he is not the only Ghost Rider. He teams up with the other ghost riders. The ghost riders are from all over the world.
It's like Spider-verse but with Ghost rider.
So, may call it GhostRider-verse.
Dazzler: Herald of Galactus
It happened and I do not apologize for living for it.
I don't know of any in-continuity explanation for Gordon's symbol, but it's deff a riff on the lightning bolt path of the kabbalah. Sometimes known as the flaming sword.
"Quiet text! I'm trying to draw with one hand in my lap!" Best line! 🤣🤣🤣
I have this book at my house, alongside batman superman generations, superman red son, and batman gotham by gaslight
I enjoyed reading this. It was interesting to see the roles reversed.
Also really liked the artwork
My god I love alternate storys so much I used to have a big collection till my family tossed it while I was in the army.... still mad
Her hair changes...EVERY TIME IS THIS HER SUPER POWER?!?!
The power of wigs.
*GASP*
I wonder if the cat signal should have been a giant laser pointer, they aim at the crime scene
Or a penguin
My worst comic ever?
The Bratpack limited series or alternately The Lost, a small indie press title about a vampire Peter Pan and the Lost Boys.
Bratpack?
The one w/ Dr Blasphemy?
:/
You may have been eating crazy beans, sir.
Ooops!
Misread your comment.
I'll check out Lost.
:)
@@orinanime The Lost is awesome, but I don't think Chaos! Comics ever released the final issue.
@@mysteriiis They didn't. it left off on a cliff hanger, just when it was about to get good. That's why it's in my worst pile.
@@LordDarque Absolutely fair.
13:13 I crack that joke all the time with cheesecake comic art!
Remember, pencillers; BOTH HANDS ON THE TABLE WHEN YOU DRAW!
The Catwoman Convergence two-parter is this pitch of Selena as Gotham's protector done right. Sadly, Jim Balent couldn't return to draw it.
I didn't know I needed to hear Sasha do the meow mix commercial until today. Thank you. 😁😁
Her witty banter and I'm Batman voice had me rolling this whole video. I may not had read this issue of the comic but I sure loved Sasha's interation of it had me loving it.
The stilted henchman might be a reference to the game tie-in of the 1989 movie that had stilted henchmen that I'm pretty sure required you to break the legs with batarangs before you could beat them.
"Why? How? What? For who?"
Me after watching the 2019 GOT finale 🤦♂️
Evil Batman with a spiked glove who marries the woman whose parents he murdered is my new favorite thing.
Well you don’t see stuff like “OMG my greatest enemy is actually my wife”
"Quiet text! I'm trying to draw with one hand in my lap" that slayed me. Thank you for that. That ones right up with the "no, shes pissed!" Line from your queen ivy video.
One of my favorite books is called the Jokers wild. A story about Tim Drake's Robin first encounter with the crown prince of crime. Not to mention Joker's reaction to seeing the new Robin mistaking him for Jason thinking he somehow came back to life.
10:11 the way you said "weird trophies" cracked me up 😂
i'm so glad to see some love for 90's era catwoman. it was a good run. can't think of a guilty pleasure comic off the top of my head. maybe Witchblade or Darkness?
I’m a firefighter at station 13 here in my hometown.... seeing a clown with our helmet on made my day.
So the way that Brooks and Selina are drawn... and the flirting... and the way that Brook’s allows Selina to marry Bruce... are they dating? Is this polyamory gone wrong in a homicidal sense? I have so many questions. Fascinating 🧐
Sasha I was wrongfully evicted from 101 N. Sierra Bonita Pasadena CA. It's been a while since I caught up with videos So I appreciate you so much! you are such joy! keep it up. LOVING IT.
I've been waiting for some more catwoman
Ps could you do Gotham city siren
This was during the "bad girl" era back in the '90s. It was a strange time. I have a question. Would you be willing to follow this rabbit hole down to the '90s bad girls? Could you review Dawn or Lady Death or Purgatori? Even Vampirella had a rebirth during this period of time. If I did have to pick a comic from this time (Don't judge me!) It would be Shi by Billy Tucci. I guess I am a sucker for ninja. But, yeah, cheesecake as a thing. Lady Death even got an animated cartoon.......which is weird in every conceivable way. It was a crazy, fan servicey time, and I am not mad about it. Nope.
Yeah let's do this lol and maybe a segment called trashy treasures
Could do one about Fem Force.
That book was hard cheese cake before it was ( briefly ) popular, and to the best of my knowledge is Still publishing today!
Or maybe even Young Heroes in Love. I don't know if I could say it was ever "popular" but it did last 18 issues. I would think it is something you might like if you like shipping. I can't say it was big on cheesecake, though.
Fem Force would definitely fit with the theme. So would Gen18
:::holds up signed Chaos Comics poster by Brian Pulido::: Lady Death and Purgatori-between them and Demona, the 90s were good for bad girls.
99 cents. You’re no cheap date
3:55 Sasha Wooo I am listening to that exact song right now!
3:42 until it ends at 3:55
This story is so bad that it... It’s so good especially everyone looks
I absolutely love it, this is something I didn’t want but happy to receive.
@Greninja I’m good and you greninja?
ironically this was the first ever catwoman comic I've read. and it's artwork changed my whole perspective on how I used to see the comics as a 13 years old Lol.
I don't know which I like better: the song at 2:24 or the salt at 4:48! 🤣🤣🤣
I can just see this being made as a Skinemax erotic thriller starring Julie Strain at Catwoman and Monique Parent as Brooks. Parent isn't near as busty as Brooks, but she's in ALL of these movies, so she has to be here too. Shoulda known it was Balent on the art. I well remember "Tarot: Witch Of The Black Rose" from my comic shop days.
And don't think i didn't notice the cat-themed shirt, or the purple lipstick that matches the Catwoman outfit!
The original Danger Girl mini-series by J. Scott Campbell is ridiculous fun! Nothing that followed under that name was quite as interesting.
The Balent Catwoman suite was a fairly good design, but the bowling balls for boobs look just became too distracting.
06:43 The Mullet!!!!! Awesome style and More Style here! Keep it rolling!
"There are many ways to enjoy something and it's not always because it's good. But before we get started I'm Sasha and if you're enjoying this content you know what to do...." LOL While I DO enjoy this content because it's good, the coincidence of those two lines made me laugh.
Also, “Quiet, Text, I’m trying to draw with one hand in my lap,” is next level, Sasha.
Sasha Wooo, I noticed the purple lipstick! Or should I say "Selina" ? Your secret is safe with me!🤫
This casually comics made me genuinely smile! I am taken back to the 90's when Jim balent drew the catwoman vampirella crossover. Perhaps this is one of those guilty pleasures of mine. Still the point you bring up about trying to keep a straight face with panels of cheesecake hits home. Yet still I can read that crossover and a little part of my mind says the story Mark that is why you purchased it. HAAA! Enjoy the content, would you consider a piece about Marvel comics Gargoyle limited limited series or maybe even the final 20 issues of the new defenders by Marvel? Thanks again for brightening up the evening!
Hilarious. Did we suddenly forget how female characters were drawn in the 80s and 90s? Just like this, if not even more over the top.
5 words; Image comics in the '90s
@@tigerbread78 I have met Brian Pulido. I met Jim Balent, he frigging enjoyed hearing me praise Tarot Witch of the Black Rose that he asked to take a photo with ME! I can't lie though, sweet Jesus are pretty much all is female characters are gorgeous.
It wasn't called the Golden Age of Comics for nothing.
Now we have Carl Manvers. 😐
@@1SpicyMeataball you mean the dark age? LOL
@@tigerbread78 LOL I was actually looking at a TPB collection of Alan Moore’s work on Wildstorm, and there was a specific story about Spawn and the Youngbloods going to the future. It had fairly important character who was wearing the single smallest thong I’ve ever seen in a comic as part of her superhero outfit. I can’t remember who the artist was exactly, but it was definitely an Image regular.
I haven't read it, but have you ever thought of doing Millar and Lee's All Star Batman and Robin? Most reviewers don't even seem to be able to get through that hot garbage, lol.
Does somebody know in what comic it was that she had a daughter but had to give it up??
Catwoman #53 from the 2002 Catwoman solo series.
@@manis1551 not all heroes where capes p
@@manis1551 thank u ☺️
3:59 that is a genuinly amazing joker design he just looks unreal as if he poped right off the page of a cursed childrens book but sadly hes in ... this
Man I love Elseworlds.
Agreed
If they where going to make some kind of Animated Adaptation of this Comic it would have be DC’s Very First Hentai, because that’s what kept running in my mind while you read this, along with a phrase that I made up for something as Low Brow as this ‘One Hander’ if you know what I Mean? But either than all of the Low Brow things in the Comic I really liked the Flipped Aspect of it where Two Face is Female and Catwoman is the Batman in this Earth with a French Maid instead of a Butler and Batman is Essentially The Catwoman in this Earth.
aww man, marvels mangaverse Pheonix is even worse cheesecake
Ryan Kincaid's digital art is very stylish and you have you admit, it sticks in the mind.
That first shot of the Catcave with all the cats hanging around the computer ... as a cat owner I can say that Selina would never get any work done there. Those cats are walking over all the buttons and keyboards. That computer isn't helping her solve any crimes.
All hail The Queen of Trash! ... Seriously, I love it when you have an opportunity to gleefully both salt and giggle at something. This comic was abysmal and your joy at its awfulness is the only thing that can redeem it.
Brooks seemed like a lot more than her closest friend.
The DC Ame-Comi series. Awful, but I'm a sucker for an all-female team.
I love those too. And the characters design were great, really anime-like.
00:50 Uh, Stripperella?
13:13 OK, that's a great burn! :) As far as comics that might be considered trash, I collected nearly every issue of all the New Universe titles Marvel did a few decades back. Looking back most were probably not worth the paper they were printed on but hey, they were different. Best of the batch was The 'Nam, which was supposed to be a real time story of a group of soldiers experiences during the Vietnam War. Too bad it never really caught on...
Adding Hydra Cap in at the end almost made me scream. I have a fondness for the idea of Hydra Cap, not the comic itself.
Indeed this is a hot mess
Emphasis on HOT