She Sunbathes On Venus by David Randall Curtis

A poem by David Randall Curtis, slightly amended to suit female recitation.
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SHE SUNBATHES ON VENUS
God is a woman.
Only women can achieve
mood swings of Biblical proportions.
Create mankind,
then try to destroy it,
get so jealous
a commandment is made
not to worship another
and finally promise undying love
only to damn you to Hell
if the feeling isn't mutual
- much like he endured
when my better half
was thrown out for good.
God is a woman.
Don't take it on faith.
Take it from him.
He should know
- he's the Devil.