This is basically that story between a turtle and a hare trying to win a race, Vampire (the hare) just chillin' while Espresso (the turtle) is just walking but wins the race.
Toast, Vampire just dead ass decided to make his way to the end JUST to clean it (or half of it) Espresso, on the other hand, is just savage. The guy just casually walked to the end with no rush and won. It's not a matter of speed, I suppose it's more of a thing of intellect than any other explanation.
Vampire be like : oh yeah I'm doing a race I'm winning! 1 sec later Vampire again: OH HELL NAW I AIN'T RUNNING AND WINNING THIS RACE UNTIL THIS FLOOR CLEAN
Vampire cookie : I don't feel like running Also Vampire cookie : 0:15 And why does he keep swapping the floor 💀- , isn't he supposed to be super lazy 🤨 ?
honestly? this race was completely in character for both Vampire and Espresso. Espresso slowly walking his way there while everyone else was distracted and then winning? in character. Vampire continuing to get distracted by everything, even when he's at the finish line? very much in character xD
pov: you make your own crk races unposted and have to go through the grueling task of grabbing them all, counting them to make sure they're all there, and doing it all over again after building the road because for some reason they left
*The story about Turtlesso(Espresso) and Vamphare(Vampire)* Vamphare ran as fast as he can Turtlesso just walk while smirking Vamphare kept sweeping "knowing" he Could win Turtlesso just kept walking and walking Then.... Turtlesso went pass vamphare while he was sweeping and Turtlesso won!
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Also sorry if the text is too fast :(
Sheeesh yo cookies ain’t runnin so fast
how do you put all the cookies in one place???
@@hannahqueroda6972 it’s because it’s a glitch
@@kofibananza but how to do the glitch?
@@hannahqueroda6972 u can’t do the glitch the cookies just randomly do it
espresso slowly walking the whole time while everyone else is distracted is kinda in character tbh
i love how vampire cookie was too busy sweeping when he literally almost won the race, help-
吧😂
he be like: *Ahh.. S W E E P I N G is fun…*
Ikr
the floor was too dirty for him to nap on
‘Slow and steady wins the race’ has been proven ✨✨✨✨
This is basically that story between a turtle and a hare trying to win a race, Vampire (the hare) just chillin' while Espresso (the turtle) is just walking but wins the race.
Toast, Vampire just dead ass decided to make his way to the end JUST to clean it (or half of it)
Espresso, on the other hand, is just savage. The guy just casually walked to the end with no rush and won.
It's not a matter of speed, I suppose it's more of a thing of intellect than any other explanation.
expresso cookie: *waters flowers*
also expresso cookie: *casually disappears after*
the right amount of comedic comments and music creates-
the perfect video!
btw- congrats on over 100 subs! your growing fast!
vampire cookie: sweeps
vampire cookies pov: i shall clean the way!
espresso: sleeves are more important hehe
Vampire be like : oh yeah I'm doing a race I'm winning!
1 sec later
Vampire again: OH HELL NAW I AIN'T RUNNING AND WINNING THIS RACE UNTIL THIS FLOOR CLEAN
This is just like the turtle and the hare story, it fits so much both of them
0:20 they playing green light red light in their imagination
I'm imagining espresso walking exactly on the squeaky clean path vampire left behind when he was sweeping to the end
THE WAY ESPRESSO WAS JUST WALKING UP TO THE FLOWERS 😭😭
and vampire just sits and waits for him to continue LMAO
"No don't go away from them!"
Vampire cookie: i'm allergic to flowers ;-;
Vampire:Sweaps like im doing nothing
Him:NOOOOO STOP SWEAPING
It’s funny bc I love the way expresso disspeared at the end
Vampire wants to be blackberry cookie...
TIME TO CLEAN UP💃🏻💃🏻
vampire: Ima sweep the floor. Epresso:*waters flowers* Epresso:Im outta here
I love expresso’s little fancy walk
BitterKitties: “That’s the wrong way.”
Me: “HE’S DRUNK BITTERKITTIES. HE’S DRUNK-“
do this over and over, if a cookie won, take a 5x5 space and decorate their space until your whole kingdom doesn't have space
Espresso really said:
“I already know I won I don’t need a prize let me be on my way
Vampire: *not see flowers because he drunk*
1:34 my dad on his days off (R.I.P)
I didn’t expect a coffee to win but I’m here for it
Vampire cookie : I don't feel like running
Also Vampire cookie : 0:15
And why does he keep swapping the floor 💀- , isn't he supposed to be super lazy 🤨 ?
honestly? this race was completely in character for both Vampire and Espresso. Espresso slowly walking his way there while everyone else was distracted and then winning? in character. Vampire continuing to get distracted by everything, even when he's at the finish line? very much in character xD
Vampire just wants too keep your place clean :)
espresso just walking with sas was just *chef kiz*
pov: you make your own crk races unposted and have to go through the grueling task of grabbing them all, counting them to make sure they're all there, and doing it all over again after building the road because for some reason they left
Cookies: *Were just resting*
LMAO I KNEW ESPRESSO LITERALLY LEARNT THAT FROM LILAC AND TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG
all the times vampire cookie sweeped:
0:28
1:10
1:22
1:34
2:01
Espresso: patience is always the answer to the goal
*menacingly slow walk to the flower*
Espresso at the end of the video : bye now
So that's what crk players do when out of stamina
oKay but like at the start...
Vampire was running like a trackstar
go baddie vampireeee
2:01
Wth- where is Espresso
Is it just me or is Espresso just adorable?-
This is how to make them run, step 1: put a exit, they will want to leave
1:07 at that point I would just be like-
*STOP STOPPING.*
0:14
Vampire has fresh air lmao
“espresso has left the game”
Congrats on 700
"What do you want"
Vampire Cookie:*shrugs*
This vid was perfect and funny to 😀
0:47 Mala really said " YEE HAW " * swings spike ball around *
1:43 : Like a manboss😫🤪😏💕
Vampire cookie: I can’t win once the ground is clean.
Meanwhile Expresso just getting his advantage since Vampire cookie just is cleaning the ground:
proof that
"Slow and steady wins the race"
Nobody:
The Tortoise and The Hare 2:
LMAO
this was like the tale of tortoise and the hare, vampire being the hare and espresso being the slow tortoise who won the race lol
Espresso cookie: ah, what a lovely day..time to water some random flower.
The creator:HE IS THE ONE
Espresso:
No.
1:40
Espresso: *Hippity hoppity this is now my property.*
espresso doesn't like to flower the plants then he disappeared from your universe 🤣
Beet Cookie in the start: Beet juice is better
Vampire cookie at the start: ew thats dusgusting
Beet Cookie:...😭
Me:yeah my favourite cookie won!
Espresso cookie:*gone*
Me:what-
Vampire: ew this looks so dirty crusty musty dusty floor
Meanwhile with espresso: *hhh im a boss hhhh*
I like espresso winning just simply walk to the flowers
*The story about Turtlesso(Espresso) and Vamphare(Vampire)*
Vamphare ran as fast as he can
Turtlesso just walk while smirking
Vamphare kept sweeping "knowing" he Could win
Turtlesso just kept walking and walking
Then....
Turtlesso went pass vamphare while he was sweeping and Turtlesso won!
Vampire be like: help i forgor what to do and where to go 💀
They’re stopping so they can catch they’re breath or do cookies breath??
This is what i watch while waiting for my sugar gnomes to be done with construction
Espresso won for his boyfriend-
You know what they say slow and steady wins the race xd
The power of walking
Espresso Cookie is very smart. Vampire though, I think he confused the race with Curling, except there is no curling pin.
Vampire doesn't like ✨DIRT✨
2:00 *espresso cookie has left the game*
They just like doing chores, don't worry.
Man, Espresso walking like a gangsta then does the job #ThugLife
I LOVE THIS SM
vampire was mad espresso won,so drank his soul.
Plot twist : vampire was actually allergic to flowers
Maybe when they stop they tryin to get some ✨FRESH AIR✨
Espresso cookie: walks* Flowers water cutley*
vampire said: this place is too dirty and im dr*nk
Funfact: if a cookie is ever walking towards the flowers that means they win
Vamp:gOtTa SwEEp sWeEp
He was drunk while closing his eyes
That’s the way of how a crk race works
vamps was too drunk to water some flowers ;;
vampire don’t even know what was happening xD
espresso said "lemme just end it lol"
the way the cookies run is so cute- idk y 😭😭
wait how do you teleport them all 😭
Slow and steady wins the race ^^
espresso walking like a girl boss: 1:33
The end:espresso disappeares.
vampire you disappoint us all
1:59
and then espresso cookie went to get milk.
Espresso just power walked toward the end lmao.
At 1:50 you see vamps watching espresso win help
I wonder why it's always the ones who walk-..
where did espresso go
I knew espresso would win
Fun Fact why they are not running:
✨ TIRED LEGS ✨
Espresso: 1st place
Vampire: 2nd place (you had to water the flowers my guy!)
3rd place: unknown I think
espresso boybossing his way to victory
Its kinda obvious if a cookie is gonna water something.. Its like they walk slow lol