Cology Student | Russell Peters

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • #Tbt Yes I used his accent for my benefit... what did you expect?!🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂 #StandUpComedy #RussellPeters #PrivateFiles #MyPersonalVault #SecretStash
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  • @mrrocrocmoney3924
    @mrrocrocmoney3924 4 роки тому +115

    You know he's the best ...he has literally travelled round the world ,seen culture's, languages,he has absolute respect and love for all races and cultures ,jokes aside.. he's a genius ..I thank God for Russell

  • @pabloborges8536
    @pabloborges8536 3 роки тому +156

    You know that you've been watching too many Russell Peters' videos when you know that the Lebanese-Armenian guy's name is Vahak...

  • @kannanvijayakumar5492
    @kannanvijayakumar5492 4 роки тому +253

    Many lines will come and go, but "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" will remain a classic.❤️

    • @dmgh85
      @dmgh85 4 роки тому +1

      thats fenomenal hhhhhhhhh

    • @NoNameJustQuality
      @NoNameJustQuality 4 роки тому +8

      also "be a man! do the right thing!"

    • @MrLeetwe
      @MrLeetwe 4 роки тому +2

      Take it... and go!

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol 4 роки тому +2

      @@NoNameJustQuality I love that chinese accent. Tks for reminding me.
      ShishiNi.

  • @break4love23
    @break4love23 4 роки тому +515

    I literally get educated from this guys standup and hes brilliant the stuff he comes up with on the spot.

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 4 роки тому +5

      Dosent he plan jokes?

    • @MoinKhan-fc4wh
      @MoinKhan-fc4wh 4 роки тому +24

      @@nickevershedmusic8927 yeah he comes on stage with a plan. But his follow-ups with crowd are amazing.

    • @DrMic2112
      @DrMic2112 4 роки тому

      So he is like Einstein?

    • @زايدالمنصوري-ق2ب
      @زايدالمنصوري-ق2ب 4 роки тому +2

      What did you learn enlighten me.....

    • @seriousperson2065
      @seriousperson2065 4 роки тому +4

      @@زايدالمنصوري-ق2ب Maybe human psychology and how to charm people? Nothing supernatural about it.

  • @naranonnapha6394
    @naranonnapha6394 4 роки тому +6

    One of the most well equipped knowledgeable comedian on Earth. It is not easy to pick some random guy and start joking about his or her culture and lifestyle. Brilliant!!

  • @petrolhead9621
    @petrolhead9621 4 роки тому +9

    “To be or not to be...” I crack up at that part 😂😂

  • @Mtarabein86
    @Mtarabein86 4 роки тому +241

    “Zat is ze questin”

    • @MermanFromRus
      @MermanFromRus 4 роки тому +15

      Ту би ор нот ту би?

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 4 роки тому +20

      I am slightly confused why he went From Russian to German lol

    • @thewonderer9551
      @thewonderer9551 4 роки тому +1

      @@stealthattack2209 Thats what I was thinking 😂

    • @netryd
      @netryd 4 роки тому +3

      @@MermanFromRus затс рил куешн

    • @nelyapinlive
      @nelyapinlive 4 роки тому +2

      @@MermanFromRus ту бир плиз

  • @pp84pp2000
    @pp84pp2000 4 роки тому +7

    “To be or not to be” 😂 I don’t know how he came up with that!

  • @ranjan_v
    @ranjan_v 3 роки тому +124

    Is that an online college or the real one
    Indians in the room: *Damn he knows *

  • @mohammedghannam5076
    @mohammedghannam5076 4 роки тому +765

    The girl who is next to yuri is really pissed off lmao

    • @billlozier5551
      @billlozier5551 4 роки тому +125

      She doesn't get humor I suppose. What women do?

    • @sweetanila26
      @sweetanila26 4 роки тому +24

      I noticed that too

    • @Eškala_Iśa
      @Eškala_Iśa 4 роки тому +41

      Ya man either she is yuri gf or she just doesn’t like this kind of jokes

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 роки тому +32

      Or the girl wished it was HER who Russell "picked on".

    • @Abhilash.T.S
      @Abhilash.T.S 4 роки тому +9

      probably she didn't knew Russel until then .. she is never buying front row seats again in any stand up comedy 🤣🤣

  • @monerz-03
    @monerz-03 4 роки тому +8

    That lady sitting next to Yuri looked like she wanted to punch Russell’s face!😂😂😂😂

    • @Mangafluxgaming
      @Mangafluxgaming 2 роки тому +1

      That was yuris girlfriend dude she was bowing her head to the girlfriend questions

  • @scaleslilly6955
    @scaleslilly6955 4 роки тому +3

    Hey Russell where u been the world needs u it's burning

  • @nomad4k
    @nomad4k 4 роки тому +4

    That’s some insane improv !

  • @peet404
    @peet404 4 роки тому +141

    1:44 the universal look for all ethnic dads who have ever existed ever 😆😆 I'm Armenian and my dad has that look ALL day

    • @dmgh85
      @dmgh85 4 роки тому +2

      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats funny

    • @amandam8089
      @amandam8089 4 роки тому +2

      😀😀😀you're to funny..

    • @Albi450
      @Albi450 4 роки тому +3

      Fellow Armenian agrees 😂

    • @centralbar5542
      @centralbar5542 4 роки тому +1

      True story 😂😂
      My dad is Albanian; he totally has this look too 😂😂😂 especially when he is telling _wise_ stuff and giving an advice.

    • @peet404
      @peet404 4 роки тому +2

      @@centralbar5542 oh yeah, never a shortage on the stories and advice 😆 I feel like ethnic dads have the need to give us advice on obvious things. "Son, when you eat. Chew the food first" okay dad I'll remember lol

  • @gottfriedpereira3043
    @gottfriedpereira3043 4 роки тому +140

    The girl is pissed because Russell might accidentally roast her....and she will not be able to accept the humour

  • @ismaelvidal1614
    @ismaelvidal1614 4 роки тому +45

    Last time I was this early Russel still had stories to tell lmfao

  • @anootnapi9247
    @anootnapi9247 3 роки тому +5

    They should have showed the dad when he did him. That expression is hilarious.

  • @Razear
    @Razear 4 роки тому +35

    "Is that an online one or a real one?" Lmao, this man had to diss his school too.

  • @lakshmikumaravel5185
    @lakshmikumaravel5185 4 роки тому

    Merciless!!! Comedy is a serious business.

  • @JC-or5nt
    @JC-or5nt 3 роки тому +9

    Russell: Is it an online college or a real one?
    *COVID-19 has entered the chat*

  • @moonlightea
    @moonlightea 4 роки тому +46

    LOL YESSSSSS NEW VIDEO FINALLY!! 😂🙌🏻💯💯💯💯

  • @IBooey
    @IBooey 4 роки тому +4

    Lmao the chicken head right next to him just isn't having none of it

  • @suunnny49
    @suunnny49 4 роки тому +140

    Lmao I’m Armenian and wasn’t expecting him to be roasting us

    • @killerdove123
      @killerdove123 4 роки тому +2

      Why not?

    • @unamilan2978
      @unamilan2978 4 роки тому +1

      Hi Sanasar Mehrabi, You are Armenian if I say I am Derderian and we speak Turkish as well and I say to you "merhaba" would you understand?

    • @keikoauddy
      @keikoauddy 4 роки тому +1

      @@unamilan2978 Naem

    • @suunnny49
      @suunnny49 4 роки тому +2

      killerdove I’m not offended lol I was just surprised

    • @sammitra
      @sammitra 4 роки тому +2

      Thought that was something only Turks do?

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg 4 роки тому +2

    The girl next to him, didn't even break a smile

  • @RAJESHKUMAR2
    @RAJESHKUMAR2 4 роки тому +3

    The world needs Russel during these covid times.

  • @nelyapinlive
    @nelyapinlive 4 роки тому +16

    Good morning, mister Pidor haha!

  • @EnjoyCalculus
    @EnjoyCalculus 4 роки тому

    Russell Peters is the best

  • @BlaBlaTalkin
    @BlaBlaTalkin 4 роки тому +3

    I love this guy, never failed to make me laugh ♥️

  • @realguitarshredder
    @realguitarshredder 4 роки тому

    Dude Russell has become a questionnaire

  • @joyfulj1663
    @joyfulj1663 2 роки тому

    The girl next to Yuri is so serious lol

  • @AlfieAndare
    @AlfieAndare 4 роки тому

    How, you look BIGGER !!! physically and professionally.
    Saludos desde México.

  • @wilangrg6896
    @wilangrg6896 4 роки тому +174

    Yuri's girl is not happy ..😆

    • @muhahahaaa
      @muhahahaaa 4 роки тому +14

      Siddesh Nair _ you gotta know that Russia is multicultural, we have local Asians

    • @lalbihari6663
      @lalbihari6663 4 роки тому +7

      muhahahaaa haha.. Russian brother similar in India.. we are very diverse n multicultural.. we got a whole place in India know as northeast dedicated to Asian..we both share border with China, something gotta give in

    • @Eškala_Iśa
      @Eškala_Iśa 4 роки тому +6

      Free Baluchistan Brigade yo bro china Military try to cross the border and blame your soldiers. Jeez you got 43 of them dead, nice

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 роки тому +4

      @@Eškala_Iśa Chinese media GLOBAL times tweeted
      Casualties are on both sides
      They haven't disclosed number of dead Chinese soldiers yet
      Well they didn't disclose about corona death so obviously they will hide their soliders number death

    • @maneshwarsingh8688
      @maneshwarsingh8688 4 роки тому

      She's probably shit scared that she might get picked up next

  • @menaceteam2514
    @menaceteam2514 4 роки тому +1

    They put rims on camels bruh 🤣😂 lmfao

  • @ScrewTikTok
    @ScrewTikTok 2 роки тому +1

    Ecology? Psychology? No just cology 😂

  • @jamesmusisca8442
    @jamesmusisca8442 4 роки тому

    total NUT i laughed so hard i lost all bladder control

  • @kalaisai680
    @kalaisai680 4 роки тому +2

    The girl on yuri's right is not happy..😂😂

  • @salimel-dirani5322
    @salimel-dirani5322 4 роки тому +1

    By the way there is no desert in Lebanon and it is full of green lands camels can not live in Lebanon, Lebanon has one of the best climates it never gets too hot in Lebanon you can see snow while you are standing on the beach because the high mountains are close to the beach. It is very beautiful country you can see its images on google or youtube or whatever

  • @oleadsr8186
    @oleadsr8186 4 роки тому +82

    Hi Yuri! - Hi mr Pidor!

  • @HarpreetSingh-ik1mg
    @HarpreetSingh-ik1mg 4 роки тому +50

    U are my boy Russel, but why don’t u have more episodes on prime or Netflix

    • @VARMOT123
      @VARMOT123 4 роки тому +2

      He released his special on prime few months ago

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 4 роки тому +7

    Russell: "Rims on camels!" 😁 😆
    (Spitting) hell that's a new name for Grand Theft Auto!😊

  • @TheMasoud100
    @TheMasoud100 4 роки тому

    I want to sit front row seat at his show it would be the most fun.

  • @volkanaltug6419
    @volkanaltug6419 4 роки тому

    Way to go Russel 💯👍

  • @piesktoryjezdzikoleja....4140
    @piesktoryjezdzikoleja....4140 4 роки тому +34

    Running out of subjects I'm afraid 🙁

    • @johnnybravo2910
      @johnnybravo2910 4 роки тому +7

      Driving around UK No he is not... This is exactly I want him to keep going... Racial comedy is the best

    • @dude371121
      @dude371121 4 роки тому +4

      Can’t post material all the time because then you can’t use it anymore

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 4 роки тому

    “What are you taking? ‘Ze bus’.”

  • @cbejjani
    @cbejjani 4 роки тому

    Hello from Lebanon🇱🇧, you are amazing Russell... We do not have camels in Lebanon.. 😏

  • @joshuajose504
    @joshuajose504 4 роки тому

    Tso be or not tso be😂😂😂

  • @lepakshi123
    @lepakshi123 Рік тому

    These are the videos you give a “like” first , then watch 😅

  • @moonlightea
    @moonlightea 4 роки тому

    Lmfao Santa Monica College 😂😂😂😂

  • @amitpalai4654
    @amitpalai4654 4 роки тому

    Seeing cology I thought pharmacology subject so I clicked 😂

  • @anirudhwarrier1211
    @anirudhwarrier1211 4 роки тому

    Good one.

  • @YudraKudra
    @YudraKudra 4 роки тому

    Rims on camels😂😂😂

  • @FloraSora
    @FloraSora 4 роки тому

    Lol I feel uneducated (even as a college student) because a lot of this humor goes over my head

  • @viiiiv5113
    @viiiiv5113 2 роки тому

    His expression in the thumbnail looks indian AF xD

  • @Corythehausbaus
    @Corythehausbaus 4 роки тому +2

    Rims on camels lmfaoooooo that's what he's good at, he is just so cultured

  • @shukriaapso8404
    @shukriaapso8404 4 роки тому

    New Peters video. It was about time dude 😅

  • @Ovhik
    @Ovhik 4 роки тому +1

    I wonder how Russell knows so much about so many cultures!! Brilliant!

  • @raindome2323
    @raindome2323 4 роки тому +7

    That's how the joker was made. Be careful.

  • @johnkim1351
    @johnkim1351 4 роки тому

    I swear russel peters just freeestyles all his standups. Off the top of the dome for real!! Lol

  • @harnoorsingh9090
    @harnoorsingh9090 4 роки тому +1

    😎😂😂😂o sir salute to u

  • @MrAlex5452
    @MrAlex5452 4 роки тому

    I love how only the shit part of shitballs is censured 😂

  • @prasanth029
    @prasanth029 4 роки тому +13

    Somebody gonna get hurt real bad😊🤣

  • @cartulio
    @cartulio 4 роки тому +1

    despite the comments here about Russell's aging, weight (who cares, btw) and lack of ideas, in my opinion him roasting people is incredibly funny!

  • @indrasoebagjo
    @indrasoebagjo 4 роки тому

    After watching Dave Chappelle i get the impression that Russell doesn't go on stage with materials.... He just roasts the audience.

  • @mohammedsaleh9411
    @mohammedsaleh9411 4 роки тому

    Never front row 🤣🤣

  • @sadiqrocks167
    @sadiqrocks167 4 роки тому +1

    Why is this guy laughing like an crack 😂

  • @jairar2587
    @jairar2587 4 роки тому

    Damn russel’s getting deaf!! 😂😂

  • @silverdoeGirl
    @silverdoeGirl 4 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂 Ze poor guy

  • @omambianelson4853
    @omambianelson4853 4 роки тому +1

    Russell's shows have diverse audience...

  • @meyerweinstock9567
    @meyerweinstock9567 4 роки тому

    lost it at 2:43...Armenian, Mexican, you know, those families that populate entire towns...

  • @catherinetrancess1111
    @catherinetrancess1111 4 роки тому

    Hey Russell, I'm really enjoying these clips. Please can you upload more? It's getting me through the quarantine time. 🙏

  • @abhikdas8464
    @abhikdas8464 4 роки тому +1

    Chinese chick is scared and acting serious at the same time, just to escape rusell 😂😅

  • @jennykim4208
    @jennykim4208 4 роки тому

    Love Russell

  • @smadeelibrahim
    @smadeelibrahim 3 роки тому

    Rims on Camels 😂😂😂😂

  • @draco2xx
    @draco2xx 2 роки тому +1

    vahak guy got roasted right after

  • @ihatelordvoldemort5899
    @ihatelordvoldemort5899 4 роки тому +1

    when he asks where you from. never tell you are from India he will stretch that conversation way to long and you know who will be uncomfortable.

  • @msprecious3498
    @msprecious3498 2 роки тому

    Can’t believe he’s 52 in September!

  • @satyajitghosh6384
    @satyajitghosh6384 3 роки тому

    Wavelength 😚😊😅😅😂😂😂

  • @DanielSantos-nm2fj
    @DanielSantos-nm2fj 4 роки тому

    Funny as always! Wish you would come for a show in Portugal Europe.

  • @HadyMousa
    @HadyMousa 4 роки тому

    Love 💕 you Russell Peters 🤩

  • @kendrickllama9790
    @kendrickllama9790 4 роки тому +5

    The girl next to the guy was not AMUSED AF

  • @donaldthegreat5809
    @donaldthegreat5809 3 роки тому

    Zat iz zo gut

  • @lordnarzi4503
    @lordnarzi4503 4 роки тому

    I'm Asian and my reaction was like that girl sitting beside Yuri. Had no fuckn' clue these were jokes until' people started laughing

  • @kas7344
    @kas7344 4 роки тому

    1:15 that girl didn't wanna be there

  • @princetripathi8176
    @princetripathi8176 4 роки тому

    U💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jeremyemilio9378
    @jeremyemilio9378 4 роки тому +1

    Where's the full version?

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 4 роки тому +1

    To be or not to be, zat is ze question. Just take it and go.

  • @lynnfordsouza
    @lynnfordsouza 4 роки тому +1

    Today years old wen i learnt cology meand college🤦‍♂️😂

  • @omaralfarsi560
    @omaralfarsi560 4 роки тому

    Put him on movie🤣😂

  • @stefan6642
    @stefan6642 4 роки тому +15

    This is waaay below the level of the old jokes. This video should be called "Killing time on the stage".
    But views and $ keep dripping.

    • @tigranharutyunyan8243
      @tigranharutyunyan8243 4 роки тому +1

      Half of your life you work for your name then your name starts working for you

  • @noir3112
    @noir3112 4 роки тому +1

    Good morning, Mr. Peter Hueueueueueue

  • @muhammedatalay3245
    @muhammedatalay3245 4 роки тому

    He really said zeder acting lol...

  • @oveepal7084
    @oveepal7084 4 роки тому

    Nice

  • @madhumantimukherjee1825
    @madhumantimukherjee1825 4 роки тому

    Too good👍

  • @MarkEdwardRom
    @MarkEdwardRom 4 роки тому +4

    Lebanese Armenian putting rims on camel's since 95.

  • @HongFeiBai
    @HongFeiBai 4 роки тому +2

    Cology: the study of colleges.

  • @shubhamrana50
    @shubhamrana50 4 роки тому +2

    *RP roasting a guy*
    Guy sitting next to him: *Chuckles* I am in danger😣

  • @Vishnu-B
    @Vishnu-B 4 місяці тому

    Yuri looks like the guy from another russell peters video who teaches english in korea and has a korean wife...

  • @Tutanchat
    @Tutanchat 4 роки тому +1

    how do you know all these!?🤔

  • @showmustgoon5311
    @showmustgoon5311 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the jokes Russell. Funny about Armenians!

  • @alvignesh
    @alvignesh 4 роки тому +5

    Honestly the guys in front row seats have balls of adamantium .is all am saying .