Look At What These Blizzards Made. LOOK AT IT!

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @onlyhams7861
    @onlyhams7861 11 місяців тому +37

    I run into experts all the time that play like blue and black. More like Blue that stalls when they have won. I can only imagine they are trying to 1. troll or 2.take out their repressed anger over something or 3. they were on a losing streak and wanted to savor their victory.

    • @steveblock3882
      @steveblock3882 11 місяців тому +3

      Well if they can't afford therapy , taking out their repressed anger on a game of risk probably isn't the worst thing at least , albeit annoying as all heck haha

    • @Murkiestt
      @Murkiestt 10 місяців тому +1

      blue likely trolled black because of how badly black played

  • @UnshavenStatue
    @UnshavenStatue 11 місяців тому +4

    27:11 the seconds of silence, descent into "im getting cancelled..." was comedy gold. also everything that followed

  • @Tremblay343
    @Tremblay343 11 місяців тому +23

    It is blowing my mind that blue didn't put a basically impenetrable 40 stack on ukraine at 17:46. I don't know how this game ends yet, but I'm pretty sure blue just threw.
    Edit: Nvm black gifted him the game. GG Kylted, this game was nice and tense pretty much the whole time.

    • @anarchosnowflakist786
      @anarchosnowflakist786 10 місяців тому

      the whole game I thought black was being too careful to the point of wasting like 50 troops worth of , one think I thought was maybe if all three players collaborated to punch blue back with each player on one of the three territories bordering ukraine attacking it, but it's unrealistic especially after black and green showed they wouldn't play teams
      also I'm pretty sure blue and black are collaborating because you don't get to expert being that bad at the game 100% black was just throwing to get 2nd place

  • @MarkWiseTechno
    @MarkWiseTechno 11 місяців тому +6

    Kylted Katchphrase Counter:
    Dude(s)/dude trade x4
    Daddy time
    Doggy/doggy time x2
    Ramdingle x9
    Big boy slapper
    Is there a world where...? x1
    What is this game?
    Taste it/taste the rainbow x1
    Reacharound Sally
    Juicy meatball
    Fiesta/fiesta dogtown

    • @theodoricstevenson3905
      @theodoricstevenson3905 11 місяців тому +1

      Bonbobo, monkey reference and people having cognitive issues was the best parts for me

  • @85UKDan
    @85UKDan 11 місяців тому +9

    I mean black came second, it's pretty easy to get expert rank playing that badly and hoping for second. This game needs about 20 more ranks. Novice to Grandmaster in only 5 steps makes it very difficult to judge player skill especially when people can grind out a single map with specific settings.

  • @BaldyTheOnlyOne
    @BaldyTheOnlyOne 11 місяців тому +4

    Somebody once said "“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
    Not really sure how of if that really fits here, but this game made me think of it all the same! 🤣

  • @fredericobarto
    @fredericobarto 11 місяців тому +5

    Fun story, my family was "uncle family" for a bonobo here in Brazil He was staying on a preservation center called "Mata Ciliar" and we basically gave money for them to keep him well, I believe He was set free in a bigger preservation area later but i was too young to remember

    • @waeckle
      @waeckle 11 місяців тому +1

      And it seems as if hes nowadays playing risk under the username "TyrannicalSeason19"...😂

    • @fredericobarto
      @fredericobarto 11 місяців тому

      @@waeckle And he never played with me... 😭

    • @AtomicAndi
      @AtomicAndi 11 місяців тому

      cmon, he's just copying your style of play@@fredericobarto

  • @djmarak
    @djmarak 11 місяців тому +3

    Now this was a game more in line with my risk experience lol players making illogical irrational decisions

  • @corwinrowlette449
    @corwinrowlette449 10 місяців тому +1

    The whole bonobo bit was hilarious. You couldn't come up with a standup routine that funny if you tried.

  • @nicholassinggih6678
    @nicholassinggih6678 10 місяців тому

    Hahahaha, the amount of comedy in this game. Green and Black are like Moe and Curly, and Kylted is involutarily Larry.

  • @BayAreaPEV
    @BayAreaPEV 11 місяців тому +2

    I wonder if black assumed blue was going to win anyway because even if he slammed a stack into blue, blue still had a 29 stack ready to put in Blacks face. He probably figured if he did that you would quickly overwhelm green because green didn't have access to you and then you would clean up after blue destroyed black. that's the only thing I can think of.

    • @xeridea
      @xeridea 10 місяців тому

      I was thinking the same thing. If you don't see a way to stop a player in the lead without weakening yourself too much or angering them, best to play for best rank you can get.

  • @IronDave100
    @IronDave100 11 місяців тому +4

    I’ve not finished the video yet, I’m at the point where Kylted is guessing the ranks and personally I’d be surprised if any of these players is higher than beginner.

  • @STR4nG3boy
    @STR4nG3boy 11 місяців тому +2

    Oh boy that was a ramdingle from blue if I've ever seen one FeelsBadMan

  • @GarbleSnark
    @GarbleSnark 11 місяців тому +1

    This is how I feel every time I play. Everyone vs me. I only spectate now. 😂

  • @Orblets
    @Orblets 11 місяців тому +2

    The only reason black is expert is cause he's played a lot of games where the other players threw and black cleaned up. He is not actually an expert.
    Blue might actually be an expert but intermediate fits better. I HATE players like blue that get the obvious win and just stall cause now they feel like big man....
    Red should not be intermediate...
    Everyone in this game, besides Kylted of course, should be novice/beginner except blue.
    What a shit show XD

  • @Georgieboy1776
    @Georgieboy1776 11 місяців тому +1

    “Ahhh god I tasted it” lolololololol

  • @Daniel-xb2db
    @Daniel-xb2db 10 місяців тому +1

    Hey Kylted! Great game. We need more of these kind of games again: no spoilers in the thumb nail (you showed the position you get in most of your latest videos, which I absolutely despise), more classic fixed and also the fact you did not win for once is great. I was really wondering how you turn this one around but then you are just human as well. Really dissapointed how blue ended the game and super surprised by the ranks of the players. Blue not seeing the win after like 15mins was just painful to watch and I was really hoping he would see it eventually but he lost all the simpathy I had for him how he ended it. Please more of these oldschool classic fixed Kylted vids! Thanks

  • @danielspivak3926
    @danielspivak3926 11 місяців тому +3

    What's the reason for opening black at 22:00? Did you really think he was gonna go from trying to kill you when blue holds Asia to kamikaze slamming blue because you were nice enough to open him?

    • @Kylted
      @Kylted  11 місяців тому +5

      I don't think the chance of him hitting blue is very high there, but I have to at least try if I want any chance of winning. The odds don't have to be good but I will try any line that gives me winning chances. If blue did some weird Ukraine take and guard with only a 10 stack then maybe black goes crazy.. there are many possibilities there.

  • @banana12216
    @banana12216 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm not very experienced at this game yet but judging by the stupidity of some of the decisions of the players in that game I think that someone was collaborating with someone

  • @jigssup
    @jigssup 11 місяців тому +3

    People worry so much about the ranking?! I use to be Master but now I'm an Intermediate and hunt the Cowards! 😂 I win the odd game but i make sure whoever is cowarding in a corner, for rank points dies!

    • @Kylted
      @Kylted  11 місяців тому +3

      I much prefer the fight for 1st!

  • @RJ-gu3wb
    @RJ-gu3wb 10 місяців тому

    Actually, blacks play was pretty smart. If he had gotten the 3 on 1, he could have gone for the double elimination and stack everything on Ukraine, which blue couldn't have broken and then he would have outproduce him probably winning the game

  • @Charliethemash
    @Charliethemash 10 місяців тому

    i cannot fathom the fact that blue and black are experts

  • @nathangoode1089
    @nathangoode1089 10 місяців тому

    Black was playing for second very early

  • @Ludovites
    @Ludovites 11 місяців тому +1

    Blue played absolutely terrible! They could have taken Asia and stacked Ukraine way sooner. The fact that they didn't do that could have cost them the game. I guess Black just beelined for second place. Also with the stalling in the end I figured they'd both be beginners at best.

  • @alextherow918
    @alextherow918 11 місяців тому +1

    its almost like you havent seen anyone play with their win abit before claiming it.

    • @Kylted
      @Kylted  11 місяців тому +1

      I've seen it. That's why there is a stalling report button

  • @j.6378
    @j.6378 11 місяців тому +3

    Very fishy play in this one

  • @brycedrew3035
    @brycedrew3035 11 місяців тому +1

    I remeber getting expert the first day I played. It is not accurate at all

  • @krotasignificant9010
    @krotasignificant9010 10 місяців тому

    honestly, you threw the game by attacking red at the beginning. blue was holding back because of the losses and the potential retribution from pink

  • @iconwolf9044
    @iconwolf9044 10 місяців тому

    I think blue left that 35 in Ukraine because he knew he was slow, and if he wasn't able to clear the board in time he wouldn't have to worry about fortifying back.

  • @benjaminnturner
    @benjaminnturner 11 місяців тому

    14:26 Blue was on for the one point Asia Oz hold after his trade!

  • @ArashiTheWolf
    @ArashiTheWolf 10 місяців тому

    The 1% baby! xD

  • @Siviks309
    @Siviks309 10 місяців тому

    Here is my thoughts on it everyone from low tier master and under are basically noobs and unpredictable

  • @notaname8385
    @notaname8385 11 місяців тому

    Mind blown 🎉

  • @Lt_Chloe
    @Lt_Chloe 11 місяців тому +2

    when the map is dividid in 2 by blizzards resulting in a 1 point hold i call it a split map

  • @ArmedBubble15
    @ArmedBubble15 11 місяців тому

    If they are expert, I might as well be a GM

  • @TheUnknownsShow
    @TheUnknownsShow 11 місяців тому

    Kylted, lord of the ponies

  • @danielbremner4142
    @danielbremner4142 11 місяців тому +1

    In my honest opinion the expert players are the worst.

  • @Lt_Chloe
    @Lt_Chloe 11 місяців тому +1

    red didnt move cuz it was occupied elsewhere on the map

    • @davidlessenberry8736
      @davidlessenberry8736 11 місяців тому

      When red was a human player, red didn't benefit from getting out of the way, other than getting a cheap card in China. (To be fair, Kyle wouldn't have benefitted much either, since pink was stacking in India.) After red became a bot, it was definitely preoccupied with NA. I don't play with blizzards on the Classic map, because the spawn can determine the outcome on the first turn, as it did here.

  • @kf7137
    @kf7137 Місяць тому

    Lol @ the epic copium Kylted logic: If you are clearly winning the others should play for second. If another player is winning the last player should always play for first.

  • @connorwestgate
    @connorwestgate 11 місяців тому

    big views!

  • @danielbremner4142
    @danielbremner4142 11 місяців тому +1

    Haha. This was the dumbest game ever. Blue most have been so confused as well.

  • @aleksszukovskis2074
    @aleksszukovskis2074 11 місяців тому +3

    definitely cheating

  • @waynejones3844
    @waynejones3844 11 місяців тому +1

    playing with beginners is wack.