Can Martin Beat Stockfish with FORTYSEVEN Queens?

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  • @AzUthred
    @AzUthred 2 роки тому +15703

    You can argue that Martin is a very strong engine since random moves would give you a better result than what he does. So he is delibaretly plays bad moves which shows his understanding of the game is pretty good.

    • @kleinesschreckgespenst319
      @kleinesschreckgespenst319 2 роки тому +2375

      Yeah what i think too.
      He makes calculated mistakes, so that his kids will win.

    • @harrysu1840
      @harrysu1840 2 роки тому +1719

      That's not just something you can argue, it's the truth. There's actually no such thing as a 250-rated computer. "Martin" is in fact a full-strength Komodo engine that's been programmed to make a lot of mistakes and blunders.

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 2 роки тому +947

      @@harrysu1840 so he’s a good dad playing with his kids ❤

    • @invsi6231
      @invsi6231 2 роки тому +491

      martin is secretly stronger than stockfish

    • @yurmom9660
      @yurmom9660 2 роки тому +272

      Homie REFUSED to take pieces 😂

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 2 роки тому +23626

    It's funny that even Stockfish moves look random, playing against so many queens... Sometimes he trades a rook for a queen, and sometimes he refuses to capture a queen with his pawn.

    • @kirillriman3611
      @kirillriman3611 2 роки тому +1102

      i more curious what the heck was that check on 4:31
      did stokfish just blunder a knight?
      (Guys, stop replying pls)

    • @akiya9216
      @akiya9216 2 роки тому +149

      @@jhaoch782 pawn is pinned??

    • @mrmajestical
      @mrmajestical 2 роки тому +669

      its because it isnt stockfish playing but the youtuber himself, he is trying to fool us, as in this game stockfish blunders so many times

    • @onesecondmrproof6652
      @onesecondmrproof6652 2 роки тому +798

      @@mrmajestical First of all stockfish played, Pretty good!
      And second of all, Stockfish was made for normal games but wasn't made FOR "TOTAL QUEEN HAVOC"

    • @jacobreichert836
      @jacobreichert836 2 роки тому +21

      @@Salmanul_ would be fun but no. most likely there will nevet be a computer with that kind of depth

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 2 роки тому +4381

    A rook: Takes 10 queens out of Martins arsenal
    Martin: Eh, lemme just line these queens up real nice

  • @interstellardingadingaempire
    @interstellardingadingaempire Рік тому +2846

    "To get 0 percent on the test means to have known all the answers"
    Martin

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Рік тому +100

      😅

    • @gfghdgfghd6391
      @gfghdgfghd6391 Рік тому +119

      Martin is actually a high-level bot reprogrammed to make blunders and mistakes.

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 11 місяців тому

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 There is, amusingly a bot even worse than Martin out there, I believe called "Worstfish" which is essentially "anti-stockfish" designed to always choose the worst moves possible.
      Amazingly, a grandmaster managed to gain the maximum possible material advantage (promoting all their pawns to queens and capturing all of the bot's pieces save the king and one pawn) and then deliberately lost to it by basically forcing it into a bunch of situations where the only legal move was for it to move into more advantageous positions.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 10 місяців тому +118

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 Most bots are essentially low-depth Stockfish (meaning they use little processing power) who would analyze the best moves possible. Higher "rated" bots would have a higher probability of playing the best move while lower rated ones will pick the second, third or even tenth best move over the best one more often.
      In other words: Yes, Martin knows "all" the best moves and very deliberately doesn't play them.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 10 місяців тому

      "The smartest of the generation all came together with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived"

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 2 роки тому +936

    250 Bot: “let me just make random moves I can make, ooh fun!”
    250 Human: “I have more things on the board than him, so if I just capture something every turn I’ll win.”

    • @bmv0746
      @bmv0746 2 роки тому +148

      Lmao yea, a human could easily win this, even one with 250 rating. Martin's losing on purpose.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic 2 роки тому +86

      My first thought was that you could win by just trading every piece on the board, even trading queens for pawns. Where Martin falls short is that not only does he play chess in a confusingly pacifist way, refusing to take free pieces, but he also values his queens too much to ever sacrifice or trade them.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Рік тому +10

      And it's possible to take pieces that will allow that Queen to take another piece instead of immediately being captured.

    • @Coocoocrazy3
      @Coocoocrazy3 2 місяці тому

      @@bmv0746as a human who has like 250-300 rating (im still good at chess I’ve been beating 100 elo bits and everyone i’ve met since I 5:52 was a kid I just get scared playign real people)

  • @ZWtcp
    @ZWtcp 2 роки тому +10658

    watching martin lose felt like some new level of psychological torture

    • @Gingnose
      @Gingnose 2 роки тому +264

      I had a heart attack while watching this

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 2 роки тому +224

      That's right, the square hole

    • @Martin-mi1oj
      @Martin-mi1oj 2 роки тому +19

      :(

    • @Numerixx
      @Numerixx 2 роки тому +71

      When Martin missed his chance at a mate in 1, I cringed

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior 2 роки тому +7

      @@andrewferguson6901 Exact same energy

  • @WindlordRyu
    @WindlordRyu 2 роки тому +3683

    That M2 was probably done on accident while trying to open up enough space to lose on purpose.

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 2 роки тому +117

      I've done similar things and Martin has set up queen traps and found mates in 4s. he is also quite good at making the right move to avoid a surprise mate or queen trap. he definitely plays better than 250, but it seems it's quite random.

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 2 роки тому +105

      @@phoenixgemini42 Poor Martin, blips of genius lost in a sea of randomness...

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n 2 роки тому +7

      What does M2 mean?

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 2 роки тому +15

      @@user-jk4mi4ns3n jk? it's mate in 2

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n 2 роки тому +37

      @@yunoewig3095 literallu learnt to play chess like 5 days ago haha thanks

  • @sykes5000
    @sykes5000 2 роки тому +21002

    I don't think a human 250 player could fail this
    It's painful to watch

    • @kkdpsudpsu
      @kkdpsudpsu 2 роки тому +735

      i completely agree

    • @BallerGaming459
      @BallerGaming459 2 роки тому +263

      Its an A.I Not An Human 💀

    • @MrVraxmoulis
      @MrVraxmoulis 2 роки тому +1309

      I don't think that a 250 player human actually exists. This is close to random legal moves. If you can do legal moves you can do better than 250. Bullet chess should be excluded as it's not exactly chess in low level.

    • @tudi1999
      @tudi1999 2 роки тому +739

      @@MrVraxmoulis You'd be surprised, when I started playing 2 and a half years ago I fell all the way down to 300 elo. And I was playing openings, and I had games where I had 80-90% accuracy. There are people who play at 100 elo bro.

    • @sykes5000
      @sykes5000 2 роки тому +356

      @@MrVraxmoulis yeah exactly, this engine seems to do random legal moves unless it's mate in 2
      I'm baffled how impractical such a bot is, why even create it

  • @Mikowwaa
    @Mikowwaa 2 роки тому +222

    "Who needs an army when you can have a harem" -The king, probably

  • @AshfaultAssassin
    @AshfaultAssassin 2 роки тому +59

    Martin is actually secretly a chess god but they needed someone to fill in as a 250 bot and he had to take the job so he purposely loses any game just so you can feel Better about your chess skills. So basically, even though he doesn't know you, he sacrifices he own happiness just to make you feel good. True friend right there praise martin!

    • @MaavBR
      @MaavBR 8 днів тому +1

      and that's why he never misses a mate in 1

  • @AlexSeraphim1795
    @AlexSeraphim1795 2 роки тому +3867

    Martin is like a Grand father that lets you win. He pretends to try hard, and somehow you still win against him

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 2 роки тому +89

      A grandfather who only plays left-handed

    • @suyunbek1399
      @suyunbek1399 2 роки тому +47

      what do you mean grand? he is literally a father in chess lore

    • @dog_corn
      @dog_corn 2 роки тому +20

      @@suyunbek1399 "is like" hes making an analogy

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 2 роки тому +24

      @@suyunbek1399 "I just lost to my 4 years old"
      - Martin

    • @20kilogramsofbigmac
      @20kilogramsofbigmac Рік тому +10

      @@ryanrg1545 for some reason he is always stuck in a infinite loop against his own 4 year old

  • @ericthorpe8548
    @ericthorpe8548 2 роки тому +3400

    okay stockfish finding the mate while there are 5 enemy queens on the board is nothing short of incredible

    • @aubreywilt4870
      @aubreywilt4870 2 роки тому

      Yeah incredibly stupid. The way Martin played he should've been won. Stupidest shit I've ever seen ever

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac 2 роки тому +118

      Technically 6 queens because the mating net became possible while there were 6 😂

    • @jackybogues2495
      @jackybogues2495 2 роки тому +6

      Hardly

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 2 роки тому +44

      Ikr, watching the evaluation bar reach equal zero at move 50 was hilarious considering how many queens black had

    • @Th___07
      @Th___07 Рік тому +1

      You just spoiled the while game 😐

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion 2 роки тому +767

    5:05 evaluation finally realizes that martin cannot checkmate no matter how much material advantage he has

    • @scooote9478
      @scooote9478 2 роки тому +107

      Stockfish got so frustrated with martin not attacking white at all it just stopped evaluating the game

    • @jkill0993
      @jkill0993 2 роки тому +23

      probably was a forced draw

    • @sijenkai3928
      @sijenkai3928 2 роки тому +18

      All of stockfishes moves were check so if martin played correctly i guess it’s a draw but you clearly see stockfish saw mate and martin simply didnt defend it i guess

    • @tomriddle2257
      @tomriddle2257 2 роки тому

      Lol, best comment! 🤣

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 роки тому +5

      Fun Fact: if you're stupid enough, Martin can actually checkmate.
      I'm not an idiot, I just experimented with it by doing the Bong Cloud opening.

  • @SoMuchNoise1
    @SoMuchNoise1 2 роки тому +32

    Seeing the odds to win bar shoot up to 50-50 while Martin is up +36 is low key kind of a flex

  • @Poopyfarts96.
    @Poopyfarts96. Рік тому +22

    POV: Your opponent says you play like a bot 😐
    You are playing chess 😃
    Your name is Martin: 😐

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Рік тому

      😆😆

    • @Zaary
      @Zaary 2 місяці тому

      LMAO that was a good one

  • @zachs.4371
    @zachs.4371 2 роки тому +545

    I genuinely think any human being with an understanding of chess rules and the intelligence of an 8 year old would win this every time. Literally all you have to do is blindly capture pieces, which is something beginners are exceptionally good at.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus 2 роки тому +43

      A 3 year old can understand chess rules so they can prbly win that too

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Рік тому +13

      @@Geomephysicus from Russia

    • @bend4456
      @bend4456 Рік тому +57

      I wish they made low rated bots that behaved like low rated humans, I know it’s difficult but if the bots went for “obvious” plays that a beginner would see (like taking a piece even though it’s a bad trade) then the bots would make more sense as 250 rated. Rather than “I’m gonna let the rook take 8 queens”

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 10 місяців тому

      No martin would beat you if you just moved random shit, he doesn’t ignore free pieces

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 10 місяців тому +5

      @@iaganfoss I meant any human could beat stockfish with this many queens

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 2 роки тому +721

    GJ Stockfish on the knight promotion! Making sure not to promote into a queen/rook, because it would force Martin to address it (his king being in check)!

    • @flipwonderland
      @flipwonderland 2 роки тому +75

      stockfish tends to be pretty smart

    • @Nominal9
      @Nominal9 2 роки тому +132

      Yeah, i heard stockfish is pretty good at chess

    • @mohammedshehada5373
      @mohammedshehada5373 2 роки тому +20

      That coz it assumes it will be captured anyway (best move) :)

    • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
      @asdfoifhvjbkaos 2 роки тому +5

      i guess knight is the queens weakness too

    • @ZnxlyQ
      @ZnxlyQ Рік тому +2

      Pretty sure it was the person making this video doing it i dont think sf had a reason to make a pony

  • @WhisperMTG
    @WhisperMTG 2 роки тому +1207

    Rest in piece to the people who un-ironically lose to the Martin bot on a regular basis

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 роки тому +221

      :(

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 2 роки тому +110

      has anyone ever lost to it like ever?

    • @eden5060
      @eden5060 2 роки тому +343

      @@seblewongeltima3101 the first time i picked up chess, i decided to play him. i won by checkmate, and i barely even knew how the pieces moved.

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 2 роки тому +46

      @@eden5060ikr, the first time i played him I had some over the board practise so it wasn't even close

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 роки тому +170

      When I downloaded it for the first time, I played against Martin. He frickin rekt my ass since my dumbass thought Pawns could capture pieces in front of them, I later learned they could only capture pieces if they were at the corner of their vision.
      Then I whooped his ass after learning my mistake

  • @grasss.mp4
    @grasss.mp4 2 роки тому +33

    Watching Martin refuse to capture the opponent's pieces when he is targeted is just torture

  • @cysgod45
    @cysgod45 Рік тому +31

    Martin after beating someone with 47 queens:
    "Wow, I'm so damn smart. Let me teach this to my kids"

  • @nickbolas3081
    @nickbolas3081 2 роки тому +811

    Maybe Martin is a really peaceful player. There are a lot of times he does not kill a piece, eventhough he has the option. He's a pacifist who might prefer a mobile game about gardening instead of chess. I respect you Martin.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus 2 роки тому +3

      Jokes on you, gardening simulators are very relaxing

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 2 роки тому

      I believe martin just hates women. And wanted to see his queens die

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 роки тому +2

      @@Geomephysicus they never said anything on if a gardening game is relaxing or not

    • @City1Tiger
      @City1Tiger Рік тому +2

      @@Geomephysicus imagine taking offense to that

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 Рік тому +1

      @@Geomephysicus I think he said that because Martin would find those games more relaxing

  • @l0rdr4ym4n
    @l0rdr4ym4n 2 роки тому +1640

    Finally Martin won. I am happy for him.

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian 2 роки тому +174

    "When Martin Struggles to find checkmate, put a queen of his in every square so his only moves end in checkmate." - Sun Tzu

  • @joekempsey
    @joekempsey  2 роки тому +993

    Hi everyoneee!!!! Just want to thank you all tremendously for checking out this video - we now broke 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!! You all give me so much motivation to keep going. And your comments have been hilarious 😆😆
    Also, just to answer some of your most asked questions:
    1. HOW TO SET UP THE MATCH
    Go to www.chess.com/analysis and set up whatever crazy position you want to face Martin against. Then you just need to click on the bullseye button in bottom right corner. And from this screen, click on the computer icon in bottom right corner to select the bot you wish to play!
    2. WHY STOCKFISH IS DRAGGING PIECES
    This is just me playing the moves out from Stockfish, which I had running on another screen. I cut out time between moves when Stockfish is thinking. This process is beginning to be more automated - check out recent video (Stockfish 15.1 playing 1. f3) if interested to see this :D
    3. WHY STOCKFISH IS 1600
    This is just the ELO the account I created started at. I now just use inspect element to change the ELO to be 3700+ XD
    Thank you all so much for your time. I will get back to all of your comments today - currently working on a unique and fun Martin challenge video, hopefully updated by day’s end :D
    Cheers to everyone!!!!

  • @lastmanstanding3739
    @lastmanstanding3739 2 роки тому +17

    Martine is the equivalent to that freindly robot in Irobot. Martin will rescue us all, and save humanity when artificial intelligence attempts to dominate the human race.

  • @Thaplayer1209
    @Thaplayer1209 2 роки тому +609

    It’s seems like I was right about Martin losing even with his half of the board being queens

  • @proud2birishamerican
    @proud2birishamerican 2 роки тому +265

    Martin's strategy to trade material for piece activity was brilliant, unfortunately he must have miscalculated one of the mate in 4 lines and ended up losing that match. Truly a classic.

  • @minerfinger6814
    @minerfinger6814 2 роки тому +222

    I am so mad that I lost to that martin. I really should just walk around with a 'kick me' poster on my back

    • @krrpmitsuki
      @krrpmitsuki 2 роки тому +10

      😂

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 2 роки тому +20

      You'll get better, comrade

    • @sheulidas451
      @sheulidas451 2 роки тому +3

      Martin is so bad, and u lost to Martin???

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 роки тому +31

      Awe you got this!!

    • @CrystCrunch
      @CrystCrunch 2 роки тому

      How are you legally a human? How does someone with room temperature iq even live? You really lost to MARTIN?

  • @SomeoneElse0-1
    @SomeoneElse0-1 Рік тому +3

    This takes you’re playing checkers while I’m playing chess to a whole new level

  • @Bakushoui
    @Bakushoui 2 роки тому +4

    Beautiful, Truly Beautiful! I think martin is underrated. He even went for the Queens Queen opening in the beginning and unfortunately was beaten by stockfish.

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen 2 роки тому +698

    Martin - "Connect Four!"
    Stockfish - "this is Chess."
    Martin - "got it .. I'd like to purchase Park Avenue and add 2 little houses"

    • @hypercubemaster2729
      @hypercubemaster2729 2 роки тому +23

      Park Place, lol.

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 2 роки тому +40

      Martin: Bingo!

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 2 роки тому +25

      “King me”

    • @diamondxmen
      @diamondxmen 2 роки тому +25

      Martin: “将死!”
      Stockfish: “Okay 1. This is not Chinese Chess, and 2. What did you just say?”
      Martin: “如果有人愿意翻译这个,我希望你今天过得愉快,l。 如果你不是,我希望它会变得更好。”
      Stockfish: 😐😑😐 “Yeah okay, I’m done.”

    • @019_Sharma
      @019_Sharma 2 роки тому +2

      @@diamondxmen thanks bro

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands 2 роки тому +109

    It just depresses me watching him blunder like 59 Queens to a Knight that spends it life with a rope around its neck from all the hanging it does

  • @TroubledGremlin
    @TroubledGremlin 2 роки тому +237

    I liked it when Stockfish pinned the queen to the queen to the queen to the queen

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 роки тому +41

      He did what😳?! I'd start playing chess much sooner if i knew it was this hot.

    • @boblin8246
      @boblin8246 2 роки тому +2

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMAO

    • @lunathimhlahlo2254
      @lunathimhlahlo2254 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers Рік тому

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @temmie4534
    @temmie4534 2 роки тому +8

    Magnus Carlson's personal hell would be watching this play out continuously.

  • @doguezter7047
    @doguezter7047 6 місяців тому +9

    0:23 perfection has failed

  • @milanborjan8686
    @milanborjan8686 2 роки тому +498

    Martin is better he just feels sorry for stockfish

    • @Jen-br5hx
      @Jen-br5hx 2 роки тому

      sorry that stockfish is stuck a few inches into Hans' ass.

  • @matthewkirkhart2401
    @matthewkirkhart2401 2 роки тому +128

    Me at the beginning: "Yay, Martin!"
    Me at the end: "Oh Martin ... 😭"

  • @aliumhoomens8467
    @aliumhoomens8467 2 роки тому +269

    Sometimes stockfish should trust Martin to be Martin not taking his pieces.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 роки тому +47

      Yeah Stockfish would likely have won much quicker!

    • @aliumhoomens8467
      @aliumhoomens8467 2 роки тому +31

      @@joekempsey Martin always plays the 60th best move after all

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 роки тому +14

      @@aliumhoomens8467 XD

    • @oblivion9202
      @oblivion9202 2 роки тому +6

      It did, when stockfish checks the king on 4:28 it literally blundered the queen to the A6 queen.

  • @raiderwastaken8395
    @raiderwastaken8395 10 місяців тому +6

    Imagine how powerful Martin actually is if he wasn't attempting to lose all the time...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  10 місяців тому

      Maybe secretly a super GM

  • @Valok
    @Valok 10 місяців тому +1

    oh wow ... i didnt expect this page to be one of the funniest i ever came across in my entire life.
    what a gem.
    i love you, random funny commentators.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  10 місяців тому +1

      :D thank you for watching!

  • @itisALWAYSR.A.
    @itisALWAYSR.A. 2 роки тому +32

    The thing with the 47 Queen setup is it pretty much forces checkmate. Martin *could* eke a draw, but that would require optimal moves with perfect cooperation [eg 1. Nxa3, anyQxa3, 2. Rb1, both sides shuffle that rook and Queen back and forth to draw by repetition].
    The issue comes is that Martin didn't get the memo, and isn't so organised either. His options are very limited with such a full board. He's practically obliged to capture pawns, and on such an open board, having dozens of queens makes mate near enough a mathematical certainty with so few degrees of freedom.

  • @kimgiahn
    @kimgiahn 2 роки тому +68

    i like how the points advantage of martin just keep on dropping like a boss' health

  • @alon3304
    @alon3304 2 роки тому +120

    MARTIN is programmed to always lose, he can have 2 legal moves, one is checkmate and 1 one is stalemate, he'll go for stalemate

    • @yuvrajsarda6660
      @yuvrajsarda6660 2 роки тому +13

      I just tried playing absolutely random moves against martin and he won (by checkmate).

    • @tomasdias1753
      @tomasdias1753 2 роки тому +11

      So if martin plays against martin will it always draw?

    • @Pes._
      @Pes._ Рік тому +1

      ​​@@tomasdias1753 the real questions. Get to it youtube man

    • @KemosabeTBC
      @KemosabeTBC Рік тому +3

      I guess this is not true. I just played completely random moves and Martin checkmated me in 4 moves (I'm not kidding). Here is how it went: 1. b3 e5 2. Nc3 Qf6 3. e4 Bc5 4. Bc4 Qxf2#

  • @Sparky4111
    @Sparky4111 Рік тому +1

    This was honestly better than Gotham cheeses videos because it was only five minutes instead of twenty five.
    Love the videos. Keep it up! ❤

  • @TristanWintle
    @TristanWintle 8 місяців тому +5

    1:44 Knight blunder.

  • @magstau4177
    @magstau4177 2 роки тому +19

    "You are surrounded!"
    "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men"

  • @szymongliniecki2098
    @szymongliniecki2098 2 роки тому +143

    Me being down two pawns in my games: Damn, I've already lost, I can just resign at this point
    Stockfish being down 263 material points: 😎🤙

    • @bupereira
      @bupereira Рік тому +2

      "I got this!"
      - Stockfish, probably

  • @debblez
    @debblez 2 роки тому +82

    i bet martin would win with bishops instead of queens because he would make more forward moves by chance

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 2 роки тому +13

      He would win with pure pawns.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 роки тому +6

      ​@@Dexuz "FOR THE KING! CHAAAAAARGEE!"

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 Рік тому +1

      @@crimsonqueen751 That would be pure horses

  • @RealGhoda
    @RealGhoda 2 роки тому +37

    When your material advantage is mroe than your elo

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 2 роки тому +33

    This is like fighting a dark souls boss with no equipment

    • @kcculla
      @kcculla 2 роки тому +5

      Stockfish is the boss

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 Рік тому

      @@kcculla Yeah, and u spend all ur souls for growing "STR" but not "VIT", good damage but disgusting defense

  • @zigzagnemesist5074
    @zigzagnemesist5074 2 роки тому +46

    Imagine being in a losing position while having 6 queens on the board 🤣

  • @SuperZardo
    @SuperZardo Рік тому +1

    This Martin thingy plays like an amoeba. Must have been trained using the rules of checkers, lol.

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 11 місяців тому +4

    what was martin thinking when he didn't take the pawn bruv? 3:20

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  11 місяців тому

      He malfunctioned a bit 😅😅

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter 2 роки тому +26

    at this point i am utterly convinced that martin (the bot) has a built-in anti catch-up system, where if he's up too much material, he literally wont do shit

  • @legasius9358
    @legasius9358 2 роки тому +43

    Martin, the only 250 capable of finding a mate in 2

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. 2 роки тому +1

      anyone lower would find mate in 1

  • @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs
    @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs 2 роки тому +15

    I remember this video where a guy made weird chess algorithms to pit against one another. One bot he made performed only random moves, and had an Elo of 294 IIRC. I suspect Martin bot literally makes random moves. If Game 1's setup was repeated and the same thing happens, then I'd be wrong.

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 2 роки тому +1

      I've beaten martin before using random attacking moves without even looking where his pieces moved and what was protecting what for the first 20ish turns, so I suspect that's trur

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 роки тому +9

      Martin does find the checkmate in two every time for me D: (in position with 47 queens on board)

  • @Mac-jq3lh
    @Mac-jq3lh 2 роки тому +8

    Every move is a Queen sacrifice

  • @SamuelAdams0
    @SamuelAdams0 Рік тому +4

    wonder how many kids Martin has considering he had 34 queens by his side

  • @TheLiverX
    @TheLiverX 2 роки тому +25

    That's more like minesweeper when there are no safe moves and praying is the only option.

    • @pans7761
      @pans7761 2 роки тому

      You don’t know how to play minesweeper?

    • @TheLiverX
      @TheLiverX 2 роки тому +11

      I very much do. Many minesweeper version don't guarantee solvability, hence it can often become a guessing game, in which the best strategy is to figure out the cell with highest chance not to be a mine. And it all depends on luck in that case.
      "Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection" has a version of minesweeper with the option to ensure solvability, while classic Windows Minesweeper is purely random.

    • @maximofernandez196
      @maximofernandez196 2 роки тому

      I hate when this happens. It always breaks my personal speedruns

    • @emmanuelhoule8070
      @emmanuelhoule8070 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheLiverX That is why you always start by clicking all 4 corners 😎

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer 2 роки тому

      @@TheLiverX Very annoying when this occurs.

  • @kyoopihd
    @kyoopihd 2 роки тому +8

    Satisfying to see Martin finally win

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 2 роки тому +6

    Yes!!! Finally!! He finally won with a board full of Queens!

  • @LeBronyaJames
    @LeBronyaJames Рік тому +1

    This was the most painful video I’ve ever watched😣🫣

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv 10 місяців тому +1

    Martin would absolutely destroy at the giveaway chess variant

  • @Jan_Heckmann
    @Jan_Heckmann 2 роки тому +6

    I am sure that Martin will keep on learning and he will be better sometimes!
    Probably not as good as his Kids, but his own level!

  • @chrisb8698
    @chrisb8698 2 роки тому +9

    Hang in there Marty!!!

  • @stoneheademojie9210
    @stoneheademojie9210 2 роки тому +4

    No doubts that Martin would make one of the smartest human beings to ever be known on this planet

  • @nemokhan1898
    @nemokhan1898 4 місяці тому +2

    Cannot believe Matin lost,even when he had 9 queens against Stockfish

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 11 місяців тому +1

    Martin when he doesn't take the rook:
    "I think there's a better move in this position"

  • @zenaxia8063
    @zenaxia8063 2 роки тому +4

    me before the match: 47 queens?? its not possible to lose"
    Martin:"is that a challenge?"

  • @nguyentheson2767
    @nguyentheson2767 2 роки тому +10

    i feel pain when martin don't take a piece

  • @cbandit7715
    @cbandit7715 2 роки тому +8

    why am i so proud of martin lol

  • @denij7
    @denij7 Рік тому +2

    Queen's biggest sacrifice

  • @jakobrosenqvist4691
    @jakobrosenqvist4691 9 місяців тому +1

    When "take something with a queen every turn" is the only rule you need for a sure victory and he still manages to loose it's actually pretty impressive.

  • @Hordil
    @Hordil 2 роки тому +5

    Martin Bot 47? Guess the 47 stands for his ELO! Should have used this as basis for playing with my kids xD

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali 2 роки тому +61

    Was Martin designed to simulate a severely handicapped player? Or to lose on purpose?

    • @sr_lol5793
      @sr_lol5793 2 роки тому +38

      to lose on purpose, like, no one plays like Martin (except a 3y old kid whos learning how the pieces moves)

    • @banana9494
      @banana9494 2 роки тому +20

      It makes me question how people have 250 level rating. It seems like martin was almost losing on purpose. Even a new player, if they are a real human, should win this position I believe, unless they are losing on purpose.

    • @h.h.h.9307
      @h.h.h.9307 2 роки тому

      @@banana9494 humans dont lose this position simply because black just has way more than pieces than white.

    • @se6369
      @se6369 2 роки тому +8

      @@banana9494 Maybe it's suppose to make games even before he win or lose (most likely lose). To make games more exciting. So he's intentionally playing bad here, and if he had a bad starting position he plays great in the early game before always losing (to not reveal he's actually capable of playing great). Just a theory

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 2 роки тому +9

      Thing is the bot still uses stockfish but on a really low depth and it will essentially never do the top move. (except for certain exception like the checkmate in 2 in this video)

  • @Pengochan
    @Pengochan 2 роки тому +3

    Stockfish just optimizing to give Martin the most oportunities for a blunder.
    3:25 converting to a knight, because conversion to a queen would force Martin to take.

  • @rhuajjuu7726
    @rhuajjuu7726 2 роки тому +1

    The second game is like a depressing apocalyptic horror movie where you need complete luck to survive

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Рік тому

      No no... It's modern horror where the protagonists keep making the worst choices possible, so they all get eaten.

  • @eVill420
    @eVill420 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing stockfish play like this makes it way less scary than "robots Will take over the wooorld" its inability to realize Martin's weakness makes it struggle way more than it should

  • @memaglia8288
    @memaglia8288 Рік тому +3

    Martin is like a relationship, unpredictable

  • @definitelynotmeowzie5079
    @definitelynotmeowzie5079 2 роки тому +21

    Martin is insane, hes just better

  • @skyback13
    @skyback13 4 місяці тому +3

    Feel free to pause the video and find the winning move for Martin....
    For those of you who found the move, congratulations. For those of you who just want to enjoy the show, the move is LITERALLY ANY MOVE.

    • @User-g2c7t
      @User-g2c7t 2 місяці тому

      Except the one that Martin plays ofc 😂

  • @HerrFinsternis
    @HerrFinsternis 2 місяці тому +1

    I like the parts where Martin sacrifices 5 queens before doing what needs to be done. It's a daring approach.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Місяць тому

      He’s inventing his own style of play :D lol

  • @paranormallettuce7227
    @paranormallettuce7227 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao I read the title wrong like you gave stockfish 47 queens and thought god damn wtf Martin do to you

  • @abrahamhawkins1754
    @abrahamhawkins1754 2 роки тому +6

    Hans is taking notes for the next tournament.

  • @renarddubois940
    @renarddubois940 2 роки тому +6

    wait Martin actually went for good moves!?
    I really thought Martin would find a way to loose this

  • @ph03n1xm9
    @ph03n1xm9 2 роки тому +7

    Stockfish: OH GOD OH GOD MATE IN 3 ON THE BOARD PROMOTE TO A KNIGHT BECAUSE THAT SAVES A MOVE THROW AWAY THE QUEEN FOR AN EXTRA MOVE OF LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAA
    Martin: _busy learning how the queen moves_

  • @fallen61
    @fallen61 2 роки тому +1

    Martin is like Death. They both know will win after all, so they will give an advantage to keep us fighting.

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 11 місяців тому +1

    Dang, Stockfish out here re-enacting the French Revolution

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  11 місяців тому

      Hunting down the king at all costs!

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar 2 роки тому +5

    I kept pleading for Martin to trade 18 of his queens for 18 of White's pieces, but he said he had a better method to win. :)

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Рік тому

      A human player can probably do it with a few less than eighteen Queen sacrifices, because there's a few spots where you can take a white piece without having your queen immediately captured.

  • @marekhrabovsky5890
    @marekhrabovsky5890 2 роки тому +3

    I beat Martin 10:3 in 1 minute games. His quick random moves can be problem when you do not have time to think.

    • @marekhrabovsky5890
      @marekhrabovsky5890 2 роки тому

      10:0 against Wayne...probably i found out how to play againt them...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 роки тому +1

      @@marekhrabovsky5890 :D nice! Yeah shorter time controls can be tricky for sure, especially since bots play so fast and Martin’s moves are simply unpredictable

  • @marcusrefsland7731
    @marcusrefsland7731 2 роки тому +5

    0:47 As it turns out, the Martin bot can find a mate in two though, the bot struggles to find anything else. (Martin) wha tha- that’s me- mean (Martin crying)

  • @hardhitter009
    @hardhitter009 2 роки тому +1

    that eval bar just summoned by the gods

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Місяць тому

    Alternative title:
    Man with Army of Wives taken into custody by Military. General says " we were outnumbered and outgunned "

  • @adityapathak5908
    @adityapathak5908 4 місяці тому +3

    I don't need sleep. I need answers.

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Рік тому +16

    martin is -100 elo lol

  • @trattoretrattore8228
    @trattoretrattore8228 2 роки тому +4

    3:45 Martin blunders a queen.

  • @pedroakjr2371
    @pedroakjr2371 6 місяців тому +2

    i'd say losing this game is almost as hard as winning a normal position. i'd probably have messed up and checkmated the engine by accident.

  • @Chiberia
    @Chiberia 5 місяців тому +1

    What super computer are you running on where your SF depth is 245?? Mine starts taking a few minutes in the 20s...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  5 місяців тому

      Hi it is able to calculate to a high depth quickly since the position is so losing White 😆 Stockfish immediately sees all the various mating lines, it’s pretty neat!
      But yeah unless you got a crazy super computer, calculating to 245 depth from the standard starting chess position (for example) would take ages haha

    • @Chiberia
      @Chiberia 5 місяців тому +2

      @@joekempsey I figured that was the case. Thanks for answering!

  • @INKDOGGYRBLX
    @INKDOGGYRBLX Рік тому +4

    stockfish player 💀💀

    • @justvoahxhdy
      @justvoahxhdy 6 місяців тому

      Bro clearly doesn't understand 💀

  • @aaaaa-lo7gb
    @aaaaa-lo7gb Рік тому +3

    2:14 martin misses mate in 3 😭unless im wrong (new to ches)

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  Рік тому +2

      Yupp xD Martin missed a lot of mates, but he's doing his best !!!

    • @bobczech7774
      @bobczech7774 Рік тому

      He even missed a mate in 2

    • @minipek2571
      @minipek2571 2 місяці тому

      He missed way too much 😂