Those 2 are perfectly aware of their honkai counterparts, and odds are they are probably already signed to do VA work, hence their deflection from the question.
Cringe from the audience: _"Can we see Yae Mikos form?"_ Anne: _"Wow, wow, wow! That's a private question. WTF!? You want to loose you vision?"_ I spiced it up a bit.👌😂
You know you are simping for an animated character, right? If you expect them to look the same, then there's something wrong. Venti and xingqiu are voiced by women.
Genshin Impact Review | My Money is Gone | Waifu Simulator 老婆 "Genshin Impact is a game which has sucked away my soul and killed my dog. I first began playing Genshin Impact because of all the cute women, then experienced apotheosis and philosphical enlightenment through the death of my own ego. I love Genshin Impact, but this game will have an impact on your social life, and even after you stop playing it, you will not recover. To this day, it has left me in a perpetual state of sophisticated malding, and I recommend it for all the wrong reasons. In this game, you play as John Impact, an extradimensional being whose brother was eaten by Mega Bloks and is forced to navigate Avatar: The Last Airbender for weeaboos. Powered by its simple chemistry system in which characters electrocute, burn, and throw rocks at each other. One of those is much less cool, but it, like Australopithecus, was my primary source of damage. Now trapped in the land of gacha hell, our protagonist must find a way to save her sibling by fighting geometry, the indigenous habitants of Twitter, space midgets, and the Ice KGB. As well, we are here to explore, solve puzzles, play... Prop Hunt, cook, get arrested for looking at Xiangling too much, get sentenced to ten years, and emerge a devout Buddhist. This video's gonna be about my experience playing this interesting game and how to objectively have the most fun with it. It's a very bad sign when most people who play the game don't recommend it, but I do. Although, I am slightly a dingus, so I don't recommend you take my opinion as fact, but as entertainment. So whether you're new to this strange, otherworldly Chinese software or a Genshin pro, please allow me to tell you the tale of how this left a Genshin Impact into my frontal lobe." -Max0r's introduction to Genshin Impact Part 1: Maximally Important "Here's a fun tip that most Genshin players don't know: The age of consent is 18 years old." -Max0r Max0r: Let's begin with what's maximally important. Not the gameplay, not the story, nor anything you would typically associate with a video game. The single most important thing in this game is rolling dice to gain attractive people, and then parading them around like a child on TLC. I do not exaggerate when I say this is what attracted most people to this game. If you want an example, Lisa is a character who continuously refers to herself as "onee-sama",* and sounds like she is, at all times, on the verge of sex. Lisa: [gets shot by a Hilichurl] Iyaa〜! Max0r: I received her after completing a quest, and then decided I would use Lisa exclusively to do rock climbing. That way, I can repeatedly hear her oddly enthusiastic moaning for the next ten hours of gameplay. "I literally installed this game after downloading 60 images of Ganyu, since the official lore of the game specifies that she killed a monster after being eaten by it, because her ass was so big, it blocked his trachea and suffocated him to death." -Max0r "It is simply not worth it for me to engage in combat if I cannot also yank it. [...] Playing the game optimally, in this case, would mean making the game boring and staring at man ass, so... fuck it." -Max0r explaining why there are no males in his party "And like every game made by Asian people on my channel, the lore is some Hyperborean bullshit." -Max0r Part 3: Combat "Your typical team is comprised of your DPS baby, your heal support, your birth support, and moral support." -Max0r Max0r: That is, of course, unless you're playing Barbara, whose healing scales only off of health, making her tankier than Tian- [is attacked by Xi Jinping] "Remember, the game is free, and... so is the porn." -Max0r's parting statement Genshin Impact Is A Playable Anime Max0r: This video is uh- a cry for help. Max0r: Genshin Impact is a playable anime. And that's pretty good, since my videos are attempts to make watchable anime. I can't believe it, guys! They made a sequel to Stockholm Syndrome! Welcome the world of Teyvat. You may have heard of it from all the... free advertising that I'm doing. A "beautiful", "post" apocalyptic nightmare world featuring a giant tree. [gameplay of Elden Ring is shown] Uh- sorry, that's the wrong game. On our journey throughout the seven nations, we will meet the world's most colourful cast of children, entrusted and empowered by the gods to wield elemental energy as dangerously as possible. I'm just a... big fan of the characters in this game, there is no reason in particular! Assemble your team of heroic psychopaths and begin blasting, boating, cooking your enemies alive, visiting Baby's First Casino, and with enough time, it will be Baby's Last Casino. But most importantly, have fun, because the game will try to stop you. I can assure you that the visual novels are exactly what Daweinote intended. So, join me as I navigate one of the most beautiful, fantastical, and expensive game worlds ever made. One agonizing country at a time. This is it guys, this is what 900 million dollars can buy you. Are you having fun yet? Look, all I'm trying to say is uh- this is a weird episode of Eva. -Max0r's introduction to the video Part 1: Mondstadt I think a good place to start is with our team, the Feulgonosaria. Fischl. Every crew got that schizophrenic, personality disorder, mentally and physically deranged wife material. I'm, uh, serious about that. There's a quest where you enter her mind and you fight her Tulpa. End User License Agreement (Eula). Literally the only physical DPS. Possibly racist. Has the biggest slappy in Teyvat. Sangoni- Sang... Kock (Sangonomia Kokomi). And Rosaria, who is dressed promiscuously, so we need to cover her up in appropriate garments. God I wish nuns were real. With our team assembled, we're now able to do nothing, because I haven't explained the game. -Max0r describing his Mondstadt team Genshin Impact is a based character RPG where each character wields one of the seven elements, all of them interacting completely nonsensically. Water buffs fire (Vaporize), ice freezes water (Frozen), plants buff electricity (Catalyze), fucking gas leak (Overloaded). Dendro requires nine tabs of Khan Academy. My team is based on not playing the game as much as possible. There is genuinely no cooldown to Freeze. By the way, what I'm showing you now is considered tame. (clip of more elemental combinations in the five digit range) The game is supposed to look sub-mentally deranged. -Max0r explaining the elements of the game Part 2: Liyue So, for Liyue, we’re going to learn that we’ve been playing the game wrong. But before I can get to that, I need to explain my team. I call it the Hot Shower By Force. Lord knows we need it. Xingqi- Xingq- Xi- Xi Jinping (Xingqiu). Yes, this is a man. I know it’s hard to tell. He is also ridiculously broken on account of his ability to make enemies wet. Interpret that information however you want. Hu Tao is the owner of a funeral parlor, and she could use a bit of new business. She is also the winner of the Most Terrifying Simps Award. Like, the thread just doesn’t end! He’s still writing them?! Most reasonable Hu Tao main. Yelan is a character that I play for the… personality. She is also one of the most overpowered units in the game because she is a second Xingqiu. I don’t even care that she’s a federal psyop. I can fix her. And Thoma, who is fucking spelled wrong. Just uh- just- just don’t build Thoma. With our team assembled, we are now able to trivialize the combat, because this team is ridiculous. -Max0r describing his Liyue team Tighnari: But what are they gonna do? Lock me up? [cuts to Tighnari in a prison cellnote ] Katheryne: Greetings, Traveler! Hu Tao: Uh huh. Katheryne: Ad Astra Abyssosque. Hu Tao: OK. Katheryne: What can I do for you today? Hu Tao: Yeah I'd like to uh, send a child to the coal mines. (Nahida is the one picked to go to the Whispering Woods) Katheryne: What? Hu Tao: Put her in for 20 hours. Katheryne: But Traveler, she's going to die! Hu Tao: The lithium is not going to mine itself, Katheryne. Katheryne: But, but Traveler! Hu Tao: Do not question me or I'll have you stabbed in a future quest. Part 4: Sumeru Max0r: What Sumeru does have is an actually good story. Like, out of all the things I was expecting, Harvard building an Evangelion was not one of them. Nahida: SHINJIIIII! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE EVA RIGHT NOW! Scaramouche: You can't tell me what to do anymore, Mom! I'm finally inside of another man! Nahida: Shinji, what the FUCK!? Scaramouche: I AM THE ALL-KNOWING GOD! -Max0r explaining Sumeru's strong point in the game, as well as Nahida & Scaramouche's interaction "You know what, guys?" Before I go, I want to give you all a fun tip that most Genshin players don't know: the age of consent is 18 years old. - Max0r's final words of the video
![Anne Yatco (Raiden Shogun) and Ratana (Yae Miko) at CONQUEST 2022 [FULL VIDEO]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VQ-HC3Jnxjo/mqdefault.jpg)
Perfect. A mother figure (Anne as Raiden) and her annoying but beautiful bestie (Ratana as Yae) in person.
Those 2 are perfectly aware of their honkai counterparts, and odds are they are probably already signed to do VA work, hence their deflection from the question.
Or maybe Yae and Raiden might appear in Honkai Star Rail and they will do their English voices.
Oh God! That would be epic!
Anne Yatco as Mei is a must.
I mean, her Makoto voice is perfect for early Mei, then she can use her Ei voice for when Ei changed later on.
@@justinesun631This aged well xD it's Allegra clark instead but she did the best job for Acheron
@@abinashdewraja2911 Ngl I liked Allegra Clark's Acheron.
The best VAs in Genshin so far, as well as Keith Silverstein
But where are those who shared the memory
@@jordis2152 half of them died
The cast is definitely great, but I'd say that Zach interacts with the community more
Better than Itto? Ok.
@@meikoluvv Yeah
Yae mikos voice is so seductive in both version they really nailed it. I play on jp dub but the English dub is damn fine
“Good afternoon everybody” I aspire to sound like yae Miko when I go for interviews
Man I thought Anne Yatco has an amazing voice but when I hear Ratana yikes that voice is just amazing
Her and cheryl texiera's voice has me in a chokehold 🥴😅😂
Cringe from the audience: _"Can we see Yae Mikos form?"_
Anne: _"Wow, wow, wow! That's a private question. WTF!? You want to loose you vision?"_ I spiced it up a bit.👌😂
I love their voices
Love her voice both
Idk why but ratana looks exactly like yae miko to me 😂
Yae in game: Beautiful
Yae va in real life: more Beautiful
Its totally win win situation 0_0
1:21 sounded like akidearest
I heard the first question and that was my first thought, I think that's definitely Aki
3:36 so Cyno's her spirit animal
7:05 - 7:57 Fantastic answer
We need an entrance of Tartaglia for this "Hey girlies, hold still
HAGSKAHAJAH really
9:38 - 9:47 The Cross was too good
They look like mother and daughter,
Their voice is perfect
Oh my god the my got two beautiful ladies to play two beautiful ladies!! ❤❤
di man lang sila binigyan ng tig-isang mic. they had to share one. also, parang ang init sa loob.
Technical team didn't even bother to give them extra mics...
Its good to watch them. Im both Raiden and YaeMiko user. Thanks for this vid
I live miko voice ❤
YAE MIKOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm the one who asked about meetimg their characters' seiyuus!!
They are so funny
0:48
0:45 Why did Anne get scared lol
I think the mic faced the speakers so it caused feedback.
@@sleepydreamer5519 ohh I see
She jumped all of a sudden I thought someone threw something at her
10:09.
Love them
Dont forget A drunk woman wanders on the surface.
Where’s Ambers voice actor AKA Kelly Baskin.
Maybe someday🥲
Where's Thoma Eng VA? He's Filipino too
He have a different timeslot on thay event. And he's solo on his program
Wait this in Philippines?
Yeahh
Eunhwa and Mihara. Then, Vesti and SCAAAAARLEEEEEET!!!!!
OI SA PILIPINAS PALA TO?!?/1/!?!?
Why no one asked her to do the 3 2 1 1 2 3 ah aah
Wait did they go to the Philippines? If they were i would have go there
But you didn't
Where does this event took place
inazuman titas
What's full name of Ratana?
Ratatatana.
Lmao, it's Ratana Therakulsathit
Which is the timeskip here about Honkai?
wait, are they the EN VA?
Yup
Yup, Ratana is Asian like Khoi Dao (Albedo Va)
Wow our sugar mama alabama 😌
oh come on
as VAs they deserve a better sound covarage for review
can't hear shit clearly
11:58 - 12:25 😭😭
😂😂😂🎉🎉
4:07 😮❤
Dont remember Raiden being a woman and having a woman va but ok
wrong game lol.
This cracked me up
are you stupid
I hope this is sarcastic
@@thehunt895 it is lol. MGR raiden is much more different from GI Raiden. One cuts through metal robots while being shot at and one is a god
You simp for the waifus in game, but when you saw their VA irl.
Whats wrong with their VA?
@@bobamogus2395 they probably expect more..by they = the person commented above. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
You know you are simping for an animated character, right? If you expect them to look the same, then there's something wrong. Venti and xingqiu are voiced by women.
What..
@@cybermoja wait what?? Really???
My waifu raiden shogun is voice by a midwife lady???
💀middle aged.
She's a lesbian and is dating yae i swear she doesn't want u🥰🥰
@@someone3742 ??? who decided that
@@someone3742 Lmao genshit fans projecting their in game shit ships onto real people 💀
@@RythOfficial the lore and the inspiration for the two characters
I prefer JP VA
Rude, but k.
no one asked
Literally no one asked
bruh no one asked
no one asked
wowo old ladies, not even as cute as the Japanese being Ayaneru and Miyukichi. Now I understand why english dubbe sucks
Atleast these old ladies have much better voice than you lol
How exactly does it feel to be the most hated person in every room you walk in?
@@vetreas366 very appreciated, If I would be like, it would mean I share your horrible tastes
Comeback when you can make as much money as the so called "old ladies"
Weeb
Genshin Impact Review | My Money is Gone | Waifu Simulator 老婆
"Genshin Impact is a game which has sucked away my soul and killed my dog. I first began playing Genshin Impact because of all the cute women, then experienced apotheosis and philosphical enlightenment through the death of my own ego. I love Genshin Impact, but this game will have an impact on your social life, and even after you stop playing it, you will not recover. To this day, it has left me in a perpetual state of sophisticated malding, and I recommend it for all the wrong reasons.
In this game, you play as John Impact, an extradimensional being whose brother was eaten by Mega Bloks and is forced to navigate Avatar: The Last Airbender for weeaboos. Powered by its simple chemistry system in which characters electrocute, burn, and throw rocks at each other. One of those is much less cool, but it, like Australopithecus, was my primary source of damage. Now trapped in the land of gacha hell, our protagonist must find a way to save her sibling by fighting geometry, the indigenous habitants of Twitter, space midgets, and the Ice KGB.
As well, we are here to explore, solve puzzles, play... Prop Hunt, cook, get arrested for looking at Xiangling too much, get sentenced to ten years, and emerge a devout Buddhist. This video's gonna be about my experience playing this interesting game and how to objectively have the most fun with it. It's a very bad sign when most people who play the game don't recommend it, but I do. Although, I am slightly a dingus, so I don't recommend you take my opinion as fact, but as entertainment. So whether you're new to this strange, otherworldly Chinese software or a Genshin pro, please allow me to tell you the tale of how this left a Genshin Impact into my frontal lobe."
-Max0r's introduction to Genshin Impact
Part 1: Maximally Important
"Here's a fun tip that most Genshin players don't know: The age of consent is 18 years old."
-Max0r
Max0r: Let's begin with what's maximally important. Not the gameplay, not the story, nor anything you would typically associate with a video game. The single most important thing in this game is rolling dice to gain attractive people, and then parading them around like a child on TLC. I do not exaggerate when I say this is what attracted most people to this game. If you want an example, Lisa is a character who continuously refers to herself as "onee-sama",* and sounds like she is, at all times, on the verge of sex.
Lisa: [gets shot by a Hilichurl] Iyaa〜!
Max0r: I received her after completing a quest, and then decided I would use Lisa exclusively to do rock climbing. That way, I can repeatedly hear her oddly enthusiastic moaning for the next ten hours of gameplay.
"I literally installed this game after downloading 60 images of Ganyu, since the official lore of the game specifies that she killed a monster after being eaten by it, because her ass was so big, it blocked his trachea and suffocated him to death."
-Max0r
"It is simply not worth it for me to engage in combat if I cannot also yank it. [...] Playing the game optimally, in this case, would mean making the game boring and staring at man ass, so... fuck it."
-Max0r explaining why there are no males in his party
"And like every game made by Asian people on my channel, the lore is some Hyperborean bullshit."
-Max0r
Part 3: Combat
"Your typical team is comprised of your DPS baby, your heal support, your birth support, and moral support."
-Max0r
Max0r: That is, of course, unless you're playing Barbara, whose healing scales only off of health, making her tankier than Tian-
[is attacked by Xi Jinping]
"Remember, the game is free, and... so is the porn."
-Max0r's parting statement
Genshin Impact Is A Playable Anime
Max0r: This video is uh- a cry for help.
Max0r: Genshin Impact is a playable anime. And that's pretty good, since my videos are attempts to make watchable anime. I can't believe it, guys! They made a sequel to Stockholm Syndrome! Welcome the world of Teyvat. You may have heard of it from all the... free advertising that I'm doing. A "beautiful", "post" apocalyptic nightmare world featuring a giant tree. [gameplay of Elden Ring is shown] Uh- sorry, that's the wrong game. On our journey throughout the seven nations, we will meet the world's most colourful cast of children, entrusted and empowered by the gods to wield elemental energy as dangerously as possible. I'm just a... big fan of the characters in this game, there is no reason in particular! Assemble your team of heroic psychopaths and begin blasting, boating, cooking your enemies alive, visiting Baby's First Casino, and with enough time, it will be Baby's Last Casino. But most importantly, have fun, because the game will try to stop you. I can assure you that the visual novels are exactly what Daweinote intended. So, join me as I navigate one of the most beautiful, fantastical, and expensive game worlds ever made. One agonizing country at a time. This is it guys, this is what 900 million dollars can buy you. Are you having fun yet? Look, all I'm trying to say is uh- this is a weird episode of Eva.
-Max0r's introduction to the video
Part 1: Mondstadt
I think a good place to start is with our team, the Feulgonosaria. Fischl. Every crew got that schizophrenic, personality disorder, mentally and physically deranged wife material. I'm, uh, serious about that. There's a quest where you enter her mind and you fight her Tulpa. End User License Agreement (Eula). Literally the only physical DPS. Possibly racist. Has the biggest slappy in Teyvat. Sangoni- Sang... Kock (Sangonomia Kokomi). And Rosaria, who is dressed promiscuously, so we need to cover her up in appropriate garments. God I wish nuns were real. With our team assembled, we're now able to do nothing, because I haven't explained the game.
-Max0r describing his Mondstadt team
Genshin Impact is a based character RPG where each character wields one of the seven elements, all of them interacting completely nonsensically. Water buffs fire (Vaporize), ice freezes water (Frozen), plants buff electricity (Catalyze), fucking gas leak (Overloaded). Dendro requires nine tabs of Khan Academy. My team is based on not playing the game as much as possible. There is genuinely no cooldown to Freeze. By the way, what I'm showing you now is considered tame. (clip of more elemental combinations in the five digit range) The game is supposed to look sub-mentally deranged.
-Max0r explaining the elements of the game
Part 2: Liyue
So, for Liyue, we’re going to learn that we’ve been playing the game wrong. But before I can get to that, I need to explain my team. I call it the Hot Shower By Force. Lord knows we need it. Xingqi- Xingq- Xi- Xi Jinping (Xingqiu). Yes, this is a man. I know it’s hard to tell. He is also ridiculously broken on account of his ability to make enemies wet. Interpret that information however you want. Hu Tao is the owner of a funeral parlor, and she could use a bit of new business. She is also the winner of the Most Terrifying Simps Award. Like, the thread just doesn’t end! He’s still writing them?! Most reasonable Hu Tao main. Yelan is a character that I play for the… personality. She is also one of the most overpowered units in the game because she is a second Xingqiu. I don’t even care that she’s a federal psyop. I can fix her. And Thoma, who is fucking spelled wrong. Just uh- just- just don’t build Thoma. With our team assembled, we are now able to trivialize the combat, because this team is ridiculous.
-Max0r describing his Liyue team
Tighnari: But what are they gonna do? Lock me up?
[cuts to Tighnari in a prison cellnote ]
Katheryne: Greetings, Traveler!
Hu Tao: Uh huh.
Katheryne: Ad Astra Abyssosque.
Hu Tao: OK.
Katheryne: What can I do for you today?
Hu Tao: Yeah I'd like to uh, send a child to the coal mines. (Nahida is the one picked to go to the Whispering Woods)
Katheryne: What?
Hu Tao: Put her in for 20 hours.
Katheryne: But Traveler, she's going to die!
Hu Tao: The lithium is not going to mine itself, Katheryne.
Katheryne: But, but Traveler!
Hu Tao: Do not question me or I'll have you stabbed in a future quest.
Part 4: Sumeru
Max0r: What Sumeru does have is an actually good story. Like, out of all the things I was expecting, Harvard building an Evangelion was not one of them.
Nahida: SHINJIIIII! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE EVA RIGHT NOW!
Scaramouche: You can't tell me what to do anymore, Mom! I'm finally inside of another man!
Nahida: Shinji, what the FUCK!?
Scaramouche: I AM THE ALL-KNOWING GOD!
-Max0r explaining Sumeru's strong point in the game, as well as Nahida & Scaramouche's interaction
"You know what, guys?" Before I go, I want to give you all a fun tip that most Genshin players don't know: the age of consent is 18 years old.
- Max0r's final words of the video