my whole childhood i've been an easthill mall commercial appreciator with no one to share it with. "denimmmm" and "haiiircutt" run through my mind on a regular basis. anytime i wear jeans i sing "denimmm".
Every time Cody screams I cannot help but picture Kelsey’s perspective. Like I imagine she’s cooking and next thing she hears is “SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS. SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS” and just casually continues about her day.
clearly you dont understand the whole purpose of im moving to the garage and when he came back the entire name was noise proofed with SOUND PANELS AND CORK WALLS. CORK WALLS DUDE
I live in that town and seeing this old ad show up in this video was an experience. (Sadly, the mall is nearly dead now. Not enough people doing their back to school shopping there, I guess)
14:18 "Why solve a problem that doesn't exist?" Fun Fact! many informercial products are designed to help disabled folks (for example: the snuggie was designed for wheelchair users) but are then marketed to the general public to try to make a profit!
In all seriousness though, I think a lot of the sales for these gadgets go to disabled people who might only have one functioning hand or might have a disease like Parkinson's where it is easier to bring two handles together than crack an egg which requires some finesse.
@@julianzassenhaus2228 that's amazing! I hope it gets where it needs to go, but you gotta admit imagining Cody right after the clip fumbling about because of an egg is hilarious
I was going to say these are for disabled people but someone beat me to it. All the time when you see those classic "OMG I can't open the microwave door" is for the elderly or disabled. They are hilarious and absurd commercials until you realize they're trying to reach their audience without naming them directly.
1:30 Actually, fun fact, the reason dogs stare at you when they poop is not embarrassment, they're looking to see if you're watching out for threats so they can feel more secure. So just look around when the dog is doing its business I guess.
wait that's actually so cute!! 😭💗 everytime my dog does that i take it as a "stop looking at me while i poop, it's weird!" kinda look but know that i know this.. that's so sweet!
@@drytishuuz yes! i do remember finding out a while ago that dogs sometimes follow you to the bathroom because it's in their insticts, as they are descendants from wolves, and when wolves are in a pack, they look around and make sure there are no threats around because they are aware that it's a moment of vulnerabity. it's so cute that their descendants, many centuries later, still have that in their insticts.
"well our business is called hoot wireless, so let's get a mascot costume" "the owl costume is too expensive" "Just get something vaguely bird related, no one will notice."
My dad used to have a poster in his garage with the whole “this is your brain…this is your brain on drugs..” thing on it, but the last panel was an egg frying and some bacon. “This is your brain on drugs WITH A SIDE ORDER OF BACON.” 😂
Just a tip.... cracking eggs on a flat surface (like the counter instead of the edge of a bowl/pan) usually helps prevent the yolk from breaking and/or getting shells in the eggs, also makes less of a mess I've noticed
Honestly I’m pretty sure you would get fired for making everyone uncomfortable at the office. Like “Todd we are gonna have to let you go, Susan said you stared at her the other day while gyrating in your chair. Idk it was weird and this can’t keep happening with out a lawsuit.” “No no I was just zoned out and my chair does that 😭”
A chef told me: The best way to crack an egg is against a flat surface not an edge. When you crack against the edge, the shell is pushed inward and it’s more likely you will get pieces of shell in the white when the white and yolk comes out. If you crack on a counter or the inside - side of the bowl, the eggshell is not pushed inward and you can open the egg. I learned this from a chef once YEARS ago and I’ve not had a problem with egg shells since. Plus any white that spills will go into the bowl if you do it on the side of the bowl inside. I personally do counter and inside side depending on where I am in the kitchen
I already know that Zade edited this one from the intro alone. I love it because it looked like a ad you would see in the 90's combined with today's humor
That parrot in the hoot wireless commercial is crazy 😂😂😂😂 he def hated his life that day omg. I don’t think they gave him a warning beforehand that’s what they’d be doing. The flapping 😂😂😂
@@aphoticjellyfish it’s so sad 😂 I feel like it’s gotta be hot as shit in there too and I just picture that being the 30th take where the other actor got their lines correct
Cody, to crack an egg without it getting messy, gently tap the egg on a flat surface, then carefully pull apart the shell with both thumbs over a bowl to avoid spills.
Love your merge and how often you post. I also think the little skits that you’ve been doing at the beginning of your videos are really, really creative and humorous!
As a girl I can confirm that nothing is a bigger turn off than guys with plain old extension chords. Kids used to get bullied all the time for having to climb out of that web of tangled extension chords that were so plain and gross. It was like omg what a loser… I definitely only date guys with the Arctic Leash. It’s literally the first question I ask whenever a guy wants to take me out.
Omg that east hills commercial brought back so many memories from my childhood. Idk where when or how I saw it, but lord. I’m so happy I found it again
I love the fact that the first time I went on Zade’s channel, I saw a comment saying they missed when he put slurping sounds whenever Cody leaned over out of frame and I have seen that suggestion come to fruition
Sometimes I just think about Kelsey going about her day, and randomly hearing Cody yell things like “LIMITED WARRANTY” and “TILL SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALLS” at the top of his lungs
the hoot wireless infomercials fucking sending me bc he says it so many times and it’s like, dubbed over, cody’s commentary is so good and the lowering of the guy’s voice at the end
Hoot Wireless reminded me of the Dirt Cheap commercials when I was a kid. They were my favorite ads bc of the big chicken mascot that said “cheap cheap fun fun” and my mom didn’t want me to watch them lmao
Man, watching this made me realize that I used to watch infomercials for hours. They did such an excellent job of just keeping your attention and making something I would never want as a kid look so desirable.
i think its time for lunch: codysrunclub.com/password
Kody, be prepared for this to sell better than most merch as it’s significantly cuter and real life applicable than most.
I NEED ITTT
I feel like this doubles as Cody Ko & Billie Eilish merch 😂
I Love Your Channel and Videos 😍
Hawaii chair plus 2 shake weights 😂
what i love most about hoot wireless is the costume is of a parrot, not an owl
I was waiting for him to bring that up!
Me too. @@debbiegodinez2119
That’s all I was thinking about the entire time and then Cody just moved on without even mentioning it 😆
Owl costume must’ve been out of the budget
I almost choked on my salad reading this..
I love that Zade clearly saw the comment someone made a couple vids ago about how they miss the slurping sounds whenever Cody leans down over the desk
I was thinking the same!
this is exactly what i was thinking about im so glad he brought it back 😭😭
YESS SAME! We need more slurpage, @Zade
@@soulcats3551I thought the same thing😂
getting fired by HR on that Hawaiian chair would be my villain origin story
Nahhhhh that would be insane 😭
Shoutout to Zade for being a man of the people and putting the slurping sounds back in when Cody ducks out of frame
my whole childhood i've been an easthill mall commercial appreciator with no one to share it with. "denimmmm" and "haiiircutt" run through my mind on a regular basis. anytime i wear jeans i sing "denimmm".
all winter long i’m gonna be singing “boots and pants and boots and pants” 😭
Every time Cody screams I cannot help but picture Kelsey’s perspective. Like I imagine she’s cooking and next thing she hears is “SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS. SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS” and just casually continues about her day.
WITH A NEWBORN TOO
clearly you dont understand the whole purpose of im moving to the garage and when he came back the entire name was noise proofed with SOUND PANELS AND CORK WALLS. CORK WALLS DUDE
It reminds me of that one pewds and marzia clip where you could hear Felix screaming while she was filming her own video
@@erikzavala2377 just let us imagine
cooking?
not my manager walking into the breakroom while cody's saying "THREE VIBRATING DILDOS" 😭
will use headphones from now on my fault
Sweet! 😂
this is YOUR time!
not your manager peeking over your shoulder and saying “ooo 3?! I want one!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I love how Cody didn’t realize Tiddy Bear was a play on Teddy Bear😭 the milk wagon weasel sounds pretty good too tho
Commented a minute too early in the vid
Also saying seatbelts don’t hurt 😂 they absolutely do if you got tiddy
i actually need one of these lmao
No way in hell he didn't understand the "play" lol. It's just a dumb name 😂
Milk wagon weasel took me out
Missed a killer opportunity to end the video with “haaaiiirrcuuuut!”
That one with “get yourself an outfit” COMPLETELY TONE DEAF lol
Boots n Pants really did eat though
@@scheaepling1341 my nearly 50 year old mother’s group chat is called boots n pants bc they loved it so much when they first heard it 😭
Haircuuuuuts~
I live in that town and seeing this old ad show up in this video was an experience.
(Sadly, the mall is nearly dead now. Not enough people doing their back to school shopping there, I guess)
Idk what’s funnier. The name tiddy bear, or Cody figuring out it’s a pun for teddy bear way too late
I was hoping someone said something abt how long it took him to realize
cody is foul for showing a poop related commercial right at the start knowing we're all eating while watching this
I'm like-
Seriously!!
thanks for saving me from watching while eating! ill revisit when i'm done
Knew I wasn’t the only one feeling this way 😂
to be fair I was eating poop so it's pretty ok
acknowledges that we are all eating lunch & then instantly shows multiple dogs taking a dump
I was eating chocolate cereal not very nice
16:15 i love how cody says last 10 years (which would be 2014) about an ad that aired in 1987
14:18 "Why solve a problem that doesn't exist?" Fun Fact! many informercial products are designed to help disabled folks (for example: the snuggie was designed for wheelchair users) but are then marketed to the general public to try to make a profit!
Idk I think sauna pants are still a questionable idea even for disabled people 😂
@@taylorbieberselena09The sauna pants are more for weight loss I think? Weight loss products are also common for infomercials
Thank you for this info
@@elliotelephants60 How does iy help with weight loss?
yeah I wish all youtubers who review infomercials for laughs would consider accessibility first
Missed opportunity to make a "lei'd" off joke about the Hawaii Chair
wow ur better. this is actual hysterical nice
the transition between “this is your brain on drugs 🍳” to off brand Paula Dean yelling about eggs totally cracked out, is underrated.
... cracked... out?
Cracked me up fr
Me thinking “who tf can’t crack an egg” Cody “this is a problem I have pretty often”
honestly, that egg cracker could be a really good thing for people with disabilities!
Same LMAO
In all seriousness though, I think a lot of the sales for these gadgets go to disabled people who might only have one functioning hand or might have a disease like Parkinson's where it is easier to bring two handles together than crack an egg which requires some finesse.
@@julianzassenhaus2228 that's amazing! I hope it gets where it needs to go, but you gotta admit imagining Cody right after the clip fumbling about because of an egg is hilarious
I was going to say these are for disabled people but someone beat me to it.
All the time when you see those classic "OMG I can't open the microwave door" is for the elderly or disabled. They are hilarious and absurd commercials until you realize they're trying to reach their audience without naming them directly.
Rhett & Link had a tv show in like 2011 where they helped local businesses make commercials. I’d love to see Cody react to a compilation of only that.
thanks for sharing this, now i ened to watch all episodes of that
JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE 🦶🍖🍗
I literally DIED at the layoff scenario with the Hawaii chair, just imagining that shit happening in real time is the funniest thing ever 🤣
1:30 Actually, fun fact, the reason dogs stare at you when they poop is not embarrassment, they're looking to see if you're watching out for threats so they can feel more secure. So just look around when the dog is doing its business I guess.
was looking for this comment!
this actually true? cuz that’s oddly interesting ngl
@@drytishuuzYes! That’s why dogs sometimes will follow you into the bathroom as well. If you got their back, they got yours!
wait that's actually so cute!! 😭💗 everytime my dog does that i take it as a "stop looking at me while i poop, it's weird!" kinda look but know that i know this.. that's so sweet!
@@drytishuuz yes! i do remember finding out a while ago that dogs sometimes follow you to the bathroom because it's in their insticts, as they are descendants from wolves, and when wolves are in a pack, they look around and make sure there are no threats around because they are aware that it's a moment of vulnerabity. it's so cute that their descendants, many centuries later, still have that in their insticts.
“thank you cody” we all say in unison
Father hath provided sustenance
u got that from the Danny Gonzalez video huh
This better not be a new bot comment like holy shit when will these die out. Probably never since everyone wants likes and attention
@@sobas8411 no need to cry about it xx
Nope.
Cody: Knows his audience usually watch him at launch
Also Cody: How about start with the poop trap ad?
me watching while trying to eat my chocolate croissant😓
@@brierk2769 my scone 😪
***lunch.
I work at nasa and yes i do watch him during launch
@@Ladytypherian I had a scone for lunch
"well our business is called hoot wireless, so let's get a mascot costume"
"the owl costume is too expensive"
"Just get something vaguely bird related, no one will notice."
Those sauna pants. Lol. "Don't want to have kids? Try Sauna Balls"
12:08 RETURN OF THE MOST HORRENDOUS SLURPING NOISES EVER LETS GO
Editor did him dirty there 😂
My dad used to have a poster in his garage with the whole “this is your brain…this is your brain on drugs..” thing on it, but the last panel was an egg frying and some bacon. “This is your brain on drugs WITH A SIDE ORDER OF BACON.” 😂
LMAOOOOO I NEED THAT IN MY ROOM WALL RIGHT NOW 😭
Imagine Kelsey in the other room minding her business when she hears, distantly, “LIFE TIME WARRANTY”
And “THERES SWEAT DRIPPIN DOWN MY BALLS” several times over
Just a tip.... cracking eggs on a flat surface (like the counter instead of the edge of a bowl/pan) usually helps prevent the yolk from breaking and/or getting shells in the eggs, also makes less of a mess I've noticed
Imagine when Cody finds out about Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
Nothing competes with Jones BBQ & 👣 massage
I wanted him to bring this up so badly
6:13 there’s no shot zade wasn’t dying when he was editing this 😭
that’s what i’m saying it’s so cody thoigh
hes riding that shit
LMAOO
The Hawaii Chair lay-off skit is maybe my favorite lil skit you’ve ever done!
6:21 there was NO need to throw it in a circle for that long whew lord 🫣
14:39 honestly if I was on drugs I would have grabbed that cast iron pan with my bare hands
That shit cooked it in 5 seconds 😂
23:45 I can't believe he JUST figured that out..
“THERES SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS”
The lady giving me my cheeseburger: 🤨
The slurping noises when Cody leans out of frame are back hell yeah 🤣🤣🤣
That Hawaiian chair bit felt like an I Think You Should Leave sketch. I was cacklin'
Honestly I’m pretty sure you would get fired for making everyone uncomfortable at the office. Like “Todd we are gonna have to let you go, Susan said you stared at her the other day while gyrating in your chair. Idk it was weird and this can’t keep happening with out a lawsuit.”
“No no I was just zoned out and my chair does that 😭”
A chef told me: The best way to crack an egg is against a flat surface not an edge. When you crack against the edge, the shell is pushed inward and it’s more likely you will get pieces of shell in the white when the white and yolk comes out.
If you crack on a counter or the inside - side of the bowl, the eggshell is not pushed inward and you can open the egg. I learned this from a chef once YEARS ago and I’ve not had a problem with egg shells since. Plus any white that spills will go into the bowl if you do it on the side of the bowl inside.
I personally do counter and inside side depending on where I am in the kitchen
18:04 Brother 20 bones for this?! For the answer to all my egg problems?! It's a steal!
My favorite part about the Hoot Wireless commercial is that they have a parrot as their mascot instead of an owl lmao
hahaha nooo wait 😭
theyve got a good defense for that though, considering parrots can definitely mimic the hoot of an owl lol
Now cross the Trojan massager with the Hawaii chair. Now there’s a money maker!
Oh it exists 🤣
I've absolutely seen those East Hills mall clips, but for some reason I DIED when Cody was talking about who slayed and who phoned it in.
Did no one notice Miley Cyrus in the East Hills commercial?
FINALLY the east hill’s commercial gets the recognition it deserves.
“I’m fired tf up” 😂😂😂 Cody almost got cursed out
I already know that Zade edited this one from the intro alone. I love it because it looked like a ad you would see in the 90's combined with today's humor
Thank you and I love the 90's commercials style so much
Appreciate your work dude
That parrot in the hoot wireless commercial is crazy 😂😂😂😂 he def hated his life that day omg. I don’t think they gave him a warning beforehand that’s what they’d be doing. The flapping 😂😂😂
The noncommittal flapping
@@aphoticjellyfish it’s so sad 😂 I feel like it’s gotta be hot as shit in there too and I just picture that being the 30th take where the other actor got their lines correct
I think its Julio
This is the earliest ive ever been, happy lunch everyone
It's actually dinner for me, because different time zones exist. But thank you!
His videos have become my trigger to eat dinner lol. (Europe time zone)
Watching this durning my lunch break, happy lunch!
Please pull a Drew Gooden and just order all the ones you can find and try them for us 😂😂
I feel for the actress who had to say “now with the Tiddy Bear I enjoy travelling again” with full conviction
That Hoot Wireless one... bro did not wanna be in that bird suit. No passion behind that flapping lol
honestly shoulda had lady jock in there
The funniest commercial was the cody we made along the way
Why did you say something funny? Why couldn't you just say "just in time for lunch" or "6sec 13 views, bro fell off"?
@@EstebanDVOyeah that “fell off” comment is the new bot comment. It’s so annoying
@@EstebanDVO 😂
23:51 ain’t no way u this slow Cody 😂
80s - 90s commercials/infomercials were on another level....especiallly the ones on after midnight in the 90s...lol
“Hootwireelesshootwireeless” I’m in tears bro 😂
Cody, to crack an egg without it getting messy, gently tap the egg on a flat surface, then carefully pull apart the shell with both thumbs over a bowl to avoid spills.
Yes!!
commented the same thing! Never crack a n egg on the edge of something, it pushes the shell into the egg!
gonna try this tomorrow morning for my scrambled eggs thank u
Lmaao Zade really did bring back the slurping sounds, everyone say thank you Zade
thank you Zade
thank you Zade
thx zade
thank you Zade
thank you Zade
Love your merge and how often you post. I also think the little skits that you’ve been doing at the beginning of your videos are really, really creative and humorous!
9:20 reminds me of rhett and links local commercials
"Did somebody say lobstah?"
"Lobstah"
"Did somebody say crab legs?"
"CRABS!"
12:07
I love how someone commented they missed the slurping sounds on a video recently and now here we are.
Zade always delivers
“Seat belts don’t really hurt, do they?” YES CODY
It's so annoying, this is actually a problem that needs solving
I've never had a seatbelt hurt me?? But apparently they do to some people? I'm so fascinated by this.....
the tiddy bear is sold out ):
For the boobily inclined, yeah the angle or something causes seatbelts to cut into your skin. The "hoot wireless" promo got me lol
tiny cody is my fav part of any of these vids lmfao
ALSO THE OFFICE SEAT THING HAD ME ROLLING LMAO
the bit where he was spinning while the boss was laying people off was so funny
omg YES zade ily @12:07 the SLURPING
As a girl I can confirm that nothing is a bigger turn off than guys with plain old extension chords. Kids used to get bullied all the time for having to climb out of that web of tangled extension chords that were so plain and gross. It was like omg what a loser… I definitely only date guys with the Arctic Leash. It’s literally the first question I ask whenever a guy wants to take me out.
Cody finally realizing Tiddy Bear is a play on words 🤣
Omg that east hills commercial brought back so many memories from my childhood. Idk where when or how I saw it, but lord. I’m so happy I found it again
“Lei’d off” was a missed opportunity
😂🏆
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 25:30
thanks man
thanks, this really helps :)!
I’m so proud to say I don’t need to watch Cody during lunch anymore. I finally have friends to sit with at lunch every day :’)
omg yay!!
I love the fact that the first time I went on Zade’s channel, I saw a comment saying they missed when he put slurping sounds whenever Cody leaned over out of frame and I have seen that suggestion come to fruition
Cody you gotta add “HOOT WIRELESS” to your next DJ set
ugh, the amount of times I've had a date walk out on me when they found out I use plain old extension cords!!
"my wife used to complain about the pressure on her shoulder belt."
"not any more!"
*slams trunk shut*
This made me giggle giggle 😂
Sometimes I just think about Kelsey going about her day, and randomly hearing Cody yell things like “LIMITED WARRANTY” and “TILL SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALLS” at the top of his lungs
This was an ESPECIALLY funny one. I hehe’d out loud the whole 25 minutes.
the hoot wireless infomercials fucking sending me bc he says it so many times and it’s like, dubbed over, cody’s commentary is so good and the lowering of the guy’s voice at the end
cody’s love of pugs is so endearing
It honestly gave me the ick 😂
@@Rooskitooski lmfaooooo oh nooo
bro had the best lunch timing yet
frfr
Its always lunch time on this channel buddy
Is shoot Wireless gives me Jones Foot massage and BBQ vibes
"you're telling me drugs turn my brain into a delicious part of a balanced breakfast?" I CHUCKLED
Cody sounds like a regular show character here 22:09
Wake up babe Cody posted
Never in MY LIFE have I seen someone pull an outlet cord out the front bumper of their truck... 🤯
Here I am thinking it’s completely normal and just realizing some places don’t have to do this 🤦♀️
@@frogichiwhat is it for?
the merch shows that cody is tapped in to his audience in an absolutely frictionless way
Gotta love Cody’s editor, brining back the suckin sounds, perfection
back to school with east hills was my favorite youtube video of all time back in the day, so glad to see her return
18:59 Cody disturbed zade whom in his basement but said sorry like the gentleman he is 👑.
man knows we're eating lunch, but hits us with the "Poo trap". Thanks cody. Now my golden puff cereal is ruined...
I vividly remember the Trojan commercial. Especially the guy saying “su-WEET!”
I love that so much 🤣🤣
Hoot Wireless reminded me of the Dirt Cheap commercials when I was a kid. They were my favorite ads bc of the big chicken mascot that said “cheap cheap fun fun” and my mom didn’t want me to watch them lmao
Same! Haha. My mom haaaated them.
Editors been cooking Cody lately…I like it.
skip to 2:55 if you're at lunch and don't wanna watch the poo thing like me lmao
18:59 he was so small I couldn't find him for a second 😭
Why was i invested in what departments were being laid off
The very realistic hypothetical situation with the Hawaii chair is the highlight of my week
19:47 East Hills mall was the mall I used to go to all the time growing up, I just now saw this infomercial wtf💀
Man, watching this made me realize that I used to watch infomercials for hours. They did such an excellent job of just keeping your attention and making something I would never want as a kid look so desirable.