"Man gets on an elevator... He asks the lady who was already on it... Pardon me... Can I smell your feet???" This was my favorite set joke growing up... I hated crass humour, but that joke always did it for me... Somene who knows the joke, feel free to finish the punchline...
The moral of the story is: you don't go to a comedy show without researching the comedian(s) you're going to see ... Michael Colyar will feed off of your heckle 😂😂😂
I agree whole heartedly but I think more seasoned comics or one’s that really aren’t timid Take heckling well and are able to snap right back at them where as newer comics and ones that are a little more timid let them through them off there game 💜
OK. You use the word Pedegree. Do you feel accomplished? Long ass overstatement. Could’ve just said I’m Dominican. Like that’s an excuse for your behavior?
@@kingnaldo4058 as a fellow Dominican we know we're black but, also much more...we just dont want to be put in a box but, there are those that think they're better than "black" people, or dont want to be burdened by the negative connotations the label has in America it's sad what this country does to ppl...
Idiots should know who he is , he's probably the most seasoned comedian in the country next to george wallace. He hosted bets comic view and had his own late night show called the michael colyar show on bet in the late 90s
@@LetMeCookBro69 99 percent of comedians do their same act ,from night to night . The thing about Michael is than most comedians couldn't outlast him . He doesn't need to go prove himself , he's a professional.
@@TheTrill334 that's funny I been to multiple shows over 15 comics and he's the only one I see repeat jokes crazy. So your logic doesn't apply to my experiences
That's not even the start. He did his act on Venice Beach for years. He and my dad were pals. I used to feel bad for his kid, who was part of the act, collecting tips and whatnot.
I remember seeing Michael at Caroline's ( NYC) and there was a heckler.Michael tore him a new one ( the wrong person to heckle BELIEVE ME).The owner wanted to kick the person out.Michael insisted that the owner not kick out the man.Michael says he eats hecklers for breakfast.And they dont bother him.What he didnt like was the heckler was messing it up for the fans/ audience.
Growing up in Da Chi (in the 70's) we saw many kats jus like Mr Colyar an Mr Bernie Mac, posted up at the corner liquor store talkn shit about EVERYONE that walked by...😁😁😁
He’s one the best natural joke tellers in comedy history....true legend of the game
Facts!!!
Definitely
He's a legend! Absolutely great! Put that heckler in his place real niiiicceee nasty.. lol love it ❤️
"Man gets on an elevator... He asks the lady who was already on it... Pardon me... Can I smell your feet???" This was my favorite set joke growing up... I hated crass humour, but that joke always did it for me... Somene who knows the joke, feel free to finish the punchline...
I agree
The moral of the story is: you don't go to a comedy show without researching the comedian(s) you're going to see ... Michael Colyar will feed off of your heckle 😂😂😂
indeed. i bet he didn't even use the material he came up to try out that night
Facts
Yes he is a master at improv. . We were going back and forth over a hot dog one day 😂. Underrated Legend
@@TheAdamslena I would give anything to have seen that 😂😂😂
Dude used to b at Venice beach, he was so good at improving it wasn’t funny! We would fuck with him just because, but he loved it!!
This joke is over twenty years old and I still love it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is my belief, true comedians love hecklers. Gives them a chance to exercise their toasting chops.
Some do, some don’t. The best comedians always tend roast a heckler tho
Roasting not toasting
I agree whole heartedly but I think more seasoned comics or one’s that really aren’t timid Take heckling well and are able to snap right back at them where as newer comics and ones that are a little more timid let them through them off there game 💜
Huh true comedians don't love hecklers , True comedians know how to handle hecklers.
@@Isaiahthecomic well said 💜
This is an old joke, but Michael Colyar killed it... he's the goat!
I remember this joke when I was younger. This dude is a legend.
The stupidity of my channel name is nothing compared to the stupidity you will feel if you check out my stupid comedy videos.
Lol yes on Def. 29 year old joke!
Def Comedy Jam
lmao Michael Colyar is a legend. an original Kings of Comedy
I’ll stop in the middle of my joke, F you up, and get right back on the joke .... priceless 😂 😂 😂
"I'm Dominican." Like that's an excuse for your behavior? Don't matter your color, your flavor, yo pedigree. Respect.
She's Dominican't
That was a weird answer fr
OK. You use the word Pedegree. Do you feel accomplished? Long ass overstatement. Could’ve just said I’m Dominican. Like that’s an excuse for your behavior?
Interesting because black *Dominicans* don't see themselves as such🤔
@@kingnaldo4058 as a fellow Dominican we know we're black but, also much more...we just dont want to be put in a box but, there are those that think they're better than "black" people, or dont want to be burdened by the negative connotations the label has in America it's sad what this country does to ppl...
One of my favourite comedians...and this man just stopped aging.
Lady: I'm dominican
Michael: I don't give a fuck what you are, you about to get fucked up!
😆😆😆😆😂💀
Only the OG'S know that this joke was originally a Mercedes-Benz joke 🤣
New millennium, new make and model. Classic frame. Still runs like a charm.
Hell yeah def comedy jam! #90s
Hey said it on accident lol!
Facts , underrated comment 😂
Flex Washington used a Corvette on Def Comedy Jam.
Wow. What a performer! Audience went along with it the whole time...People can learn something watching this!
The stupidity of my channel name is nothing compared to the stupidity you will feel if you check out my stupid comedy videos.
Same lady that parks her car in the handicap spot :
I’m Dominican
The stupidity of my channel name is nothing compared to the stupidity you will feel if you check out my stupid comedy videos.
Corny
@@StupiderWithAB my posts with this shit. Nobody cares about your channel my guy
Idiots should know who he is , he's probably the most seasoned comedian in the country next to george wallace. He hosted bets comic view and had his own late night show called the michael colyar show on bet in the late 90s
Yea til people found out he recycles mad joke. I would give him legend title til I saw two if his shows in different cities with the same act.
@@LetMeCookBro69 99 percent of comedians do their same act ,from night to night . The thing about Michael is than most comedians couldn't outlast him . He doesn't need to go prove himself , he's a professional.
@@TheTrill334 that's funny I been to multiple shows over 15 comics and he's the only one I see repeat jokes crazy. So your logic doesn't apply to my experiences
@@LetMeCookBro69 dude . He's a veteran . He doesn't care . He'll do those same jokes and still get paid .
That's not even the start. He did his act on Venice Beach for years. He and my dad were pals. I used to feel bad for his kid, who was part of the act, collecting tips and whatnot.
It's Best To Be QUIET And Be Thought As STUPID Then To Open Your Mouth And Remove All Doubt!!!...Mr.Colyar Is A FUNKIN Legend
I remember when it was “The Mercedes-Benz “ joke
Def comedy jam 🙌🏿
So does he. He said it in the middle
@@jonwhite549 😂
Oldie but goodie. Lol
I park in the handicap spot too sometimes I don’t feel like walking
That's an oldie but a goodie!🤣🤣🤣 Michael Colyar is outstanding at what he does!
I can't believe this is my first Colyar experience, but I'm loving that there's so much more to see.
It’s the energy for me 😂
Micheal Colyar is a living legend frfr
A master at the art of comedy
he did that same joke on def comedy jam back in the 90s only using a mercedes benz, this joke is great and all time classic
He's a legend in the game and you heckle?? Silly!!!
"I'm Dominican" - like????
No one cares sis, keep quiet and show some respect.
Lol yes what your background is somehow makes a difference?? I’m allowed to be rude I’m from *** !!!
Some people’s children
Had a Dominican chick. Attitudes be bad af for no reason
"Are you following this story?" 😂😂
Love this Dude...Protect him at All cost!!
should've seen that coming. didn't see that coming. Mr Colyar is the man.
You gotta be really bold and silly to heckle an OG in the comedy game. Tah! Any comedian....most of em got quick come backs. 😂
IDGAF What You are you about to get f#cked up!
Spoken like a true Aquarius! LMAO
Jan 20th today is my birthday👼🙏❤️Aquarius
What did he say to make her say "I'm Dominican", though?
@@TheBsheep all he said was EXCUSE ME, TOO LOUD. She thought saying she was Dominican was an excuse for being loud and he shut her right up.
@@blue9multimediagroup Ok...thank you
@@TheBsheep np.
He didn’t just serve old girl, he also served the dude with the.....Maserati!!!😂😂😂😂
😂
Makes me feel a bit better in my little Nissan lol.
Truly one of the goats of his time for comedy
Michael Coylar never disappoints. Ever 🤣🤣
He lit 😂
The stupidity of my channel name is nothing compared to the stupidity you will feel if you check out my stupid comedy videos.
I remember his joke about seeing the serial number when you roll a condom all the way down.
I remember seeing Michael at Caroline's ( NYC) and there was a heckler.Michael tore him a new one ( the wrong person to heckle BELIEVE ME).The owner wanted to kick the person out.Michael insisted that the owner not kick out the man.Michael says he eats hecklers for breakfast.And they dont bother him.What he didnt like was the heckler was messing it up for the fans/ audience.
He still got it . Shame on that "Dominican" lady , shoulda kept yo mouth shut. 🤦🏾♂️
He is a graduate of my high school Morgan Park, as a kid I saw him doing jokes in downtown Chicago. He was so dope it's crazy.
That`s Mr.Michael Colyar!!!
One of the best to ever do it…for decades
Reminds me of Pops from the Wayans Bros somehow, R.I.P. 😥
They were both aquarius ♒just like me
Witherspoon was never as funny as Colyar
*still got it, king of comedy*
The kung -fu walk through the jungle LMAO
The punchline was everything
I know some comedians that hired people to heckle them, just in case if they bomb. It's all a part of showbusiness.
Watch Shaq all star roast 2 and see these guys don’t need to hire nobody, especially Jamie Foxx and This dude 😭😭😭
Why did she want to point out that she's dominican?
She thought that would actually scare him. 😂🤣
Because he tried to play her by assuming she wouldn't understand him because he thought she was white. she checked him on it and said she's Dominican
@@TH3RIPPA how the hell did you jump to that conclusion?
@@deseanp93 it's not a conclusion... Go back in watch it again
@@TH3RIPPA Seems as though she was the one who got checked. Why can't people just be quiet and listen to the jokes?
Certified GOAT
The time I saw him was at Venice Beach many moons ago! He is awesome.
He so quick with it man. 🐐
Legendary Comedian greater person in person if you know you know
The Legend! I remember when he use to do live shows at Venice Beach in LA.
Ohhh! The walk around the long, and hilarious, joke to get to an amazing end! That is a freaking legend!
Let's see more from this entertainment genius!!!
Big shout to the king of Venice Beach!
LEGENDARY!!!
Michael colyar is one of the last greatest comedian 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹💯
Definitely agree 💯
Michael colyar is a true legend fasho
The stuff that legends are made of
Love it!!! The Maserati joke, not the Dominican joke😭
Pure genius
This is great. We all need to laugh sometimes.
EDDIE you been having fun like a mafuga😂😂
Yas! Yas! 🤣🤣 he is comedic GOLD!
Coylar is so underrated!!
Hat man s a piece of work always love his stage presence.Maryland showing ❤
True story you don’t need a
Maserati if you laying that rod down you can be walking and they damn near want care true story lol
This guy just got me to follow him 😂
Naturally hilarious freestyle
Girl Ugh excuse you … Michael C. eats hecklers for a living HELLO 🤣
*Ok, I needed subtitles for this one, but the moral of the story I understand it*
Thats why i drive a Buick 😆
On god . I got a 2003 Buick century
“I’m Dominican!”.... “I’m a don’t care what the fuck you are!”😂😂😂
This is classic. Glad I subscribed
thanks for subscribing!!!
That is a 20yr old joke that still kills!
😂😂😂 BRAVO!
Michael Colyar has been in the game forever...that makes him a what?
Legend
@Explodingtraps that means you want outta the game now, if you say old. Maybe you should call him with another fansy name.
a true master
That guy started on Venice Beach in California back in the days.
Still want 1 lol
😆🤣😂..... Better start saving up for a Maserati. 😒
Soon as I see the intro I know we in for a treat
Funny as hell. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Growing up in Da Chi (in the 70's) we saw many kats jus like Mr Colyar an Mr Bernie Mac, posted up at the corner liquor store talkn shit about EVERYONE that walked by...😁😁😁
Legend and Legendary....
Annilation 1000x 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I was the mouse I probably would have just died there in the hole
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great joke
True story, true story
A CHAMPION'S CHAMPION
👑❤❤❤👑..🎲🎲
incredible
MC a legend
Chicago legend 🤣😂🤣
Imagine if these was the same heckler from the def jam comedy
Factz! Lol
Legend Michael colyar salute brother ✊
Guess I need a Masarati...
That was awesome 😁😁😁
THE GOAT!!
I love this dude
Y'all remember when he was Gina boss on Martin