Dedicated to Edward Everett Horton Jr. (Narrator) (March 18, 1886 - September 29, 1970) was an American character actor. He had a long career in film, theater, radio, television, and voice work for animated cartoons.
@@UtahGmaw99 Oh yeh, so many good ones that were twisted enough to make us laugh decades later, my buddies and me were just watching Boris and Natasia (R&B),, Betty B., and some old Flieshers, an old Popeye and a Felix the Cat for dessert, timeless classics and such a great rabbit hole :) Love them all! Cheers from BC Canada!!
"Let's go you cartoon drawing people, we've got to get a skit in by tomorrow !!" Enjoyed these Fractured Fairy Tales when I was 7. As an adult, they're insane and truly fractured. 🙂
@@urbanurchin5930 Fractured Flickers were cool. It was Jay Ward stuff. Clips from silent films were given voice overs using the voice artists from Rocky and Bullwinkle, hosted by Hans Conried.
They weren’t as hung up on perceptions back then. A lot of the WWII stuff Disney, Warner Brothers and the like out out during the war is delightfully bigoted
Yep, she was pretty much the go-to woman for female voices in the 1960s, particularly for both Jay Ward and Warner bros. (she did the girl voices in looney tunes as well). If Mel "Bugs" Blanc was the "man of a 1000 voices", then June foray was the woman.
@@dingdongdickweed6288 Yeah, it is a bit, but back then people were too busy livin' life and moving forward. There wasn't much time for looking for stuff to be offended by.
I remember these fractured tales from many years ago and still enjoy them today, bad puns and all. Love that little fairy at the start and her book. a memorable beginning. Thanks for sharing. Joe S
Loved these, but hated MAD Magazine. And, the Beatles suck in today's youth culture, as there's SO MUCH BETTER MUSIC, out today!! And, I agree with them. And before you ponder, I'm, 62☺️!!!
That's one of the silliest stories I ever heard. These Fractured Fairy Tales were in the original Bullwinkle Show cartoons along with Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman, Dudley Do-Right, Boris and Natasha, Aesops's fables, and more. I'm somewhat 'off' today from watching this as a kid.
@@thehierophant590 honestly. It made up by Americans with the "Ancient Chinese secret" type of genre. Never heard of this lychee nut girl story. Although it probably took inspiration from other Chinese folk tale about "make a wish" type of story
@@thehierophant590 Haha I think back then, no one really cared if this story was "genuine or not". All they need is just slap a "orient theme mysticism". Beside it just a kid show and it not like adults would watch it and do a research in a time when Internet was non existent
'Nickels' of 1928 minted at San Francisco can be valuable in the higher grades. Fun fact: The first 'Nickel' was the _Three Cent Nickel_ of 1865 through 1889, followed one year later by the _Five Cent Nickel_ of 1866 to the present. Three Cent Silver coins were also minted from 1851 through 1873 and (silver) Half Dimes from 1794 through 1873.
@@-oiiio-3993 Actually Flying Eagle Cents (1856-1856) were the first US coins to be called 'Nickels'. Large Cents (made of pure copper) were replaced by the smaller Flying Eagle Cents (88% copper and 12% nickel). Because of their nickel content the public called them 'Nickels'. This was well before the term 'nickel' became associated with the five cent piece (75% copper and 25% nickel).
@@hobonickel True, but the first .750 copper, .250 nickel was the Three Cent of 1865. The first U.S. coin to be minted of 'reduced standard' was the three Cent of 1851 which was .750 silver.
OMG! Haven't seen these in years. Rocky and Bullwinkle Show . Deliciously un-PC. .Most of the jokes in all those early cartoons I would not understand till I got older
The artists were mixing their metaphors on this one! The characters have both Chinese and Japanese characteristics. The American audience of that age, lacking an internet let us suppose, were not sophisticated about the geographical and cultural differences of the larger region of the "far east". To them it was all "the orient". No need to be offended as the story tellers intended no offense. They used the symbolisms of the times. It was a common belief that the Asians had "ancient wisdom" and other mysteriously romantic qualities. "The past is a foreign land. Before you can comment on it, you must learn its customs." Now, imagine what a Chinese, Korean or Japanese cartoon about Americans would have been like in the same era. I'd pay a 1928 nickel to see that! I'm sure I'd love it, once all the context was explained to me.
Correct, if you want a modern example flipped on its head you can look no further than Knuklotec from Mario Odyssey, the dialogue that boss has is very stereotypically "chief" as indigenous peoples were usually portrayed with broken, choppy, archaic, uneducated "caveman-esque" English, I.E "You Take Rock? You Not Friend of Chief. Chief curse you!" etc, I forget that the Tostarena golem actually says but its something with that infliction. Of course the dialogue in the Japanese version must've had some confusions between Athabaskan Amerindians and Mixtecos/Mayas, which goes back to your point.
Before the internet, and no there was none in the 60s duh, there was encyclopedias. While not in depth or perfect, there was clearly some distinctions. A lot of Japanese did originate from Chinese, so there is also that to consider.
I would LOVE to see some authentic artwork or cartoons showing Chinese stereotyping of Americans from back in the day. I have a feeling, though it would be heavily propagandized & we would be demonized as an evil threat, not just mocked for our quirks. Politics ruins everything.
This reminds me of how Americans were usually portrayed on Italian TV in the seventies. Basically, a sort of John Wayne caricature, with a lot of money in their pockets
Which is a shame, because it is such a funny and heartwarming little short that future generations will never have the pleasure of laughing innocently along with the follies and fortunes of this series. Shame we can't draw the line in the sand before we destroy our past in the fight to equal the playing field. Know what I'm saying?
I'm 62 years old and I don't remember ever seeing this episode. Perhaps maybe it was already banned by the time I started watching the reruns of these shows 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮.
Just because it made her weird or "off" so the whole thing could be a build-up to the joke that she was "fifty percent off" because he said she only stood on her head from time to time. This one, obviously, was not one of the funnier ones.
@@howardlervik4983yeah but I thought the joke was the best part. Sure it's a groaner but it still made me laugh. Now to wonder how she stood on her head and didn't flatten that hairdo ...
😂 still funny, now we need the fortune teller "eeny beany chili beany the spirits are about to speak" . The Rocky and Bullwinkle show was way before its time, probably not PC for some people today
People might be offended by the stereotypes of cartoons from yesteryear but those stereotypes incarcerate their citizens for speaking freely and many disappear forever, so which is worse? I’ll take humour any day, go complain about the atrocities in the world.
Dedicated to Edward Everett Horton Jr. (Narrator) (March 18, 1886 - September 29, 1970) was an American character actor. He had a long career in film, theater, radio, television, and voice work for animated cartoons.
Still making an old man laugh many years later, they are classics!
Ah Chu was also on Sanford & Son
@@kathleenking47
He was played by Pat Morita.
Growing up as teen in the 70s I find this very nostalgic as we had 3 perhaps 4 TV 📺 channels
And this old lady too! lol. After school and saturday morning cartoons.Those were the good old days
@@UtahGmaw99 Oh yeh, so many good ones that were twisted enough to make us laugh decades later, my buddies and me were just watching Boris and Natasia (R&B),, Betty B., and some old Flieshers, an old Popeye and a Felix the Cat for dessert, timeless classics and such a great rabbit hole :) Love them all! Cheers from BC Canada!!
The Fractured Fairytales of my youth. 😆🤣. The good ol' Rocky & Bullwinkle Show!!! 😅🦫🫎
My goodness, I'm 72 now and remember this cartoon, still funny even today.
im 64 and I know your's and I generation a woman is as much as property to a husband. hence the bought.. part.. sad
"If I live to be 22, never again will I get a sweetie out of a lychee nut." I always loved that quote. Amazing voice work by Daws Butler.
😂😂😂
Wasn't that Edward Everett Horton doing the narrative?
@@phylliscook-se7mxWhy, yes-
“He called her his bargain because she was 50% off”😂😂
women are not property to be bought or sold.
"Let's go you cartoon drawing people, we've got to get a skit in by tomorrow !!" Enjoyed these Fractured Fairy Tales when I was 7. As an adult, they're insane and truly fractured. 🙂
Remember Fractured Flickers?
@@-oiiio-3993 .....I have a DVD called Fractured Flickers - but it is still sealed in its original wrapper - never opened.
@@urbanurchin5930 Fractured Flickers were cool.
It was Jay Ward stuff. Clips from silent films were given voice overs using the voice artists from Rocky and Bullwinkle, hosted by Hans Conried.
I loved fractured fairy tales. the voice work was delightful..
I was a little kid in the 60s
Holy crap this is gold! My wife will be horrified! Can't wait to show it to her.
So.......... how'd she take it?
Don't leave us hanging
Is she Asian?!
He never answered. I guess she threw him out.
@@moonboogien8908 She rolled her eyes really hard at me.
@@screenjunkie4638 Yup
This humour went over my head as an child.😊
It still goes over my head at middle age.
But there was enough kid-humor for the kids, and enough adult humor for the adults. The whole family could watch and be entertained at the same time.
@@CoreyChambersLA WOW!!!
Ah-Choo made his fortune selling pizzas. That’s nothing to sneeze at. ….(sorry, couldn’t resist)
😅😅 it's Funny, I probably would have done & said the same thing. Hard to resist. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
The same joke was made in Mulan😄
Thank you now I finally know why my wife calls me bargain.
Ah. Wise leachy nut say.😊One must never apologize for stupid joke.
😂😅😂
I'm surprised though pleased that this episode was allowed to air. It shows what cartoons were like in the 60's.
Racist as fuck. Good riddance.
Indeed, Plenty of🙄 Stereotyping, Cultural 😵 Appropriation, and Racism!!☠️🤡🐽😵
Pure comedy! 😁 🤣 😂
They weren’t as hung up on perceptions back then.
A lot of the WWII stuff Disney, Warner Brothers and the like out out during the war is delightfully bigoted
@@shawnmiller4781 Most people could take a joke, weren't a bunch of thin-skinned crybabies.
That was a trip down childhood memory lane!
UA-cam is the closest to a time machine for some of us
I watched these as a kid in the 60s. Times are so different now that all these cartoons would be cancelled. I'm so glad I found them.
So glad you get to enjoy casual racism again! Love that for you.
Offend people, it's harmless, and it's FUN!!! It's part of our, freedom of speech👍!!
As a kid in the 1960's I loved Fractured Fairy Tales. Thank you for reminding me to laugh.
The voice of the wife of "Achoo's Son"is performed by June Foray.
She also did all the female characters
Yep, she was pretty much the go-to woman for female voices in the 1960s, particularly for both Jay Ward and Warner bros. (she did the girl voices in looney tunes as well). If Mel "Bugs" Blanc was the "man of a 1000 voices", then June foray was the woman.
Loved June Foray !!!!
Wasn’t she also the voice of Natasha? Along with Boris, from the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?
Yes..Junie Foray was also the voices of"Nastasha"and "Rocky"..but not"Boris".."Boris'"voice was performed by Paul Frees.
6 in 1966 these were my favorites, Tennessee tuxedo and Bullwinkle.
I was born under the 49 star flag.
@@-oiiio-3993 48 here
@@keith7046 I can dig it.
The U.S. flag had 49 stars from July 04, 1959 through July 03, 1960.
I'm seven years your junior, but those were some of my favorites as well, along with Underdog, Commander McBragg, Dudley Do-Right,...
I was born towards the end of 1959, fractured fairytales were much apart of my childhood.
This is great, I had never seen this one!
I always love those fractured fairytales cartoons.😂
This was my show…..wow!! We had such a magical childhood….. too bad our young people would never understand how great these shows were
Yes, yes & yes! Glad this brought you back. ✌
So racist...
@@dingdongdickweed6288 what is racist? Have you seen other episodes?
@@dingdongdickweed6288
Yeah, it is a bit, but back then people were too busy livin' life and moving forward. There wasn't much time for looking for stuff to be offended by.
@@mammyrammer4209 Nah. People were still offended back then. But white people were too full of their own shit to notice.
I remember these fractured tales from many years ago and still enjoy them today, bad puns and all. Love that little fairy at the start and her book. a memorable beginning. Thanks for sharing. Joe S
amazing. cracked me up. could anyone imagine if they made this today? people would have a mental breakdown.
Or maybe people today are just choosing to be a little nicer to each other. Nothing to be outraged about.
@@JillKnapp thank you!
@@JillKnapp u think this cartoon is mean? LMAO 🤣
@@JillKnapp yet we are even more divided today. Try again.
Agree. Sad to see the USA have become way too pc people along with all the negative Nancy’s now
More please
This is awesome. I remember watching these when I was very young on Saturday morning.
These were my favorite sat cartoons...i rmember hearing the music and stopping my work and watching with kids every time
At 70, I've seen these before, but now they have a totally different spin to them. Likewise old MAD magazines, rich stuff. That and the Beatles too!
Loved these, but hated MAD Magazine. And, the Beatles suck in today's youth culture, as there's SO MUCH BETTER MUSIC, out today!! And, I agree with them. And before you ponder, I'm, 62☺️!!!
I too am as wise as a boiled owl.
I'm as wise as a whole dead grape!
Relax... that's just a raison. I'm as wise as at least a sun-dried raison.
@@willoughby1888 Raisin.
WOW! Alls I can say is, we should all be so lucky to find ourselves a great bargain too. Exactly 50% off but full of blessings
Whaaaa???
I used to watch these cartoons before school in the 80s. It was great
Good shit back when.
Me too
Same here. It really brings back memories. This was usually the first thing on on Saturday mornings after the test pattern.
I REMEMBER THESE! I wish someone would show some old Beany and Cecil.
Help Cecil help! I'm comin' Beanie boy! Loved that show.
lookee here on you tube
Watched these every morning before school. What's with the beaver teeth lol.
This clip is a welcome time- machine, Thanks
Wow, I forgot about this cartoon so glad it showed up on my feed!
That's one of the silliest stories I ever heard. These Fractured Fairy Tales were in the original Bullwinkle Show cartoons along with Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman, Dudley Do-Right, Boris and Natasha, Aesops's fables, and more. I'm somewhat 'off' today from watching this as a kid.
I had the hots for Natasha . . .
I laughed out loud at this! Hilarious. Unfortunately making these today won’t fly :-/
Yeah cause it’s racist.
As a Chinese, I still find the over the top "Asian accent" hilarious and sort of miss these accent in comedies
Not comedies, just television.
EXACTLY!
@@thehierophant590 honestly. It made up by Americans with the "Ancient Chinese secret" type of genre. Never heard of this lychee nut girl story. Although it probably took inspiration from other Chinese folk tale about "make a wish" type of story
@@thehierophant590 Haha I think back then, no one really cared if this story was "genuine or not". All they need is just slap a "orient theme mysticism". Beside it just a kid show and it not like adults would watch it and do a research in a time when Internet was non existent
@@thehierophant590 I am surprised Rocky and Bullwinkle goes way back.
OOOOHHHH!!!! I LOVE THESE OLD TAILS I AM 61 YR.S OLD AND I REMEMBER THEM...
Best dating advice I've seen in years
“rubies, gold, a 1928 nickel…
'Nickels' of 1928 minted at San Francisco can be valuable in the higher grades.
Fun fact: The first 'Nickel' was the _Three Cent Nickel_ of 1865 through 1889, followed one year later by the _Five Cent Nickel_ of 1866 to the present.
Three Cent Silver coins were also minted from 1851 through 1873 and (silver) Half Dimes from 1794 through 1873.
@@-oiiio-3993 Actually Flying Eagle Cents (1856-1856) were the first US coins to be called 'Nickels'. Large Cents (made of pure copper) were replaced by the smaller Flying Eagle Cents (88% copper and 12% nickel). Because of their nickel content the public called them 'Nickels'. This was well before the term 'nickel' became associated with the five cent piece (75% copper and 25% nickel).
@@hobonickel True, but the first .750 copper, .250 nickel was the Three Cent of 1865.
The first U.S. coin to be minted of 'reduced standard' was the three Cent of 1851 which was .750 silver.
You left out the Wendell Wilkie buttons!
The last year, for buffalo head, nickels. But, they're back again, as of the past, 10 years.
he called her a bargain cause she was 50% off(nuts or crazy)..ha!
OMG! Haven't seen these in years. Rocky and Bullwinkle Show . Deliciously un-PC. .Most of the jokes in all those early cartoons I would not understand till I got older
Personal computer?
His bargain because she was "50% off!"
Perfection!
thanks for posting
This cartoon should be titled"The Boy and His Enchanted Wife".
Having a wife 50%off what a bargain 😂
Both my exes were 50% off. So I guess I've really only been married once.
As long as it isn't, 50% off, in the amount of sex😧…………
yah only men think this is funny.. im not property. :D
@@Spiritdove64 worry not I would never pay for a human but for only to let them free 2 live however they would want .
@@billhillyer334 lol "born free " playing in my head now
it would never fly today
I remember these.
WHEN I WAS A KID I LOVED THESE LITTLE SHORTS FROM BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY.💙💙💙💙💙💙💜💜💜
Saturday mornings. The best mornings.
I used to watch these as a kid, this one was one of my favorites.
As a kid? Well dont forget to take a couple advil for your back. Probably shouldn't buy green bananas anymore either
@@jess_n_atx You’re so funny, green bananas. That’s as funny as your reflection, maybe take some antidepressants.
@Richard East aww Richie dont get upset. We're just having fun. Everyone's so sensitive these days
@@jess_n_atx I love you! 😂
MY CHILDHOOD 😂❤
Hysterical!
Oooooh... i remember these. It's soo good.
Loved these,especially Tooter the Turtle.
I remember seeing this tv show. I dont remember this episode though.
The artists were mixing their metaphors on this one! The characters have both Chinese and Japanese characteristics. The American audience of that age, lacking an internet let us suppose, were not sophisticated about the geographical and cultural differences of the larger region of the "far east". To them it was all "the orient". No need to be offended as the story tellers intended no offense. They used the symbolisms of the times. It was a common belief that the Asians had "ancient wisdom" and other mysteriously romantic qualities.
"The past is a foreign land. Before you can comment on it, you must learn its customs." Now, imagine what a Chinese, Korean or Japanese cartoon about Americans would have been like in the same era. I'd pay a 1928 nickel to see that! I'm sure I'd love it, once all the context was explained to me.
Not much information coming out of China in those days either, to set us all straight.
Correct, if you want a modern example flipped on its head you can look no further than Knuklotec from Mario Odyssey, the dialogue that boss has is very stereotypically "chief" as indigenous peoples were usually portrayed with broken, choppy, archaic, uneducated "caveman-esque" English, I.E "You Take Rock? You Not Friend of Chief. Chief curse you!" etc, I forget that the Tostarena golem actually says but its something with that infliction.
Of course the dialogue in the Japanese version must've had some confusions between Athabaskan Amerindians and Mixtecos/Mayas, which goes back to your point.
Before the internet, and no there was none in the 60s duh, there was encyclopedias. While not in depth or perfect, there was clearly some distinctions. A lot of Japanese did originate from Chinese, so there is also that to consider.
I would LOVE to see some authentic artwork or cartoons showing Chinese stereotyping of Americans from back in the day. I have a feeling, though it would be heavily propagandized & we would be demonized as an evil threat, not just mocked for our quirks. Politics ruins everything.
This reminds me of how Americans were usually portrayed on Italian TV in the seventies. Basically, a sort of John Wayne caricature, with a lot of money in their pockets
This couldn’t be made today.
Luv it !!😛👍🏻👍🏻
They were great cartoons!!
Oh,father as wise as boiled owl…
Wow, these couldn't be made today without rallies, boycotts, outrage, cancellations, and tons of "shame on you" finger wagging
Which is a shame, because it is such a funny and heartwarming little short that future generations will never have the pleasure of laughing innocently along with the follies and fortunes of this series. Shame we can't draw the line in the sand before we destroy our past in the fight to equal the playing field. Know what I'm saying?
As a non-binary trans China-Man, I find these adequately delightful...
I remember these when I was a little kid about 1959-63
Hearing the most shrill jewish voice at 3:35 was something I did not expect 🤣
Love these
I am so glad to be so stoned 👽
Wise as Boiled 🦉🦉 Owl!!! 😅😅 That's what I'm telling my wife next time she says, I know lol
L😂L i haven’t seen this in ages, so refreshing to see and yea this would not be allowed today on so many fronts 🤣
i just love these screwedup cartoons
This video is Peak Anglo. I love it.
And this is one of many reasons I have dane bramage!
This cartoon would give PC Principal a seizure.
I would like that.
Personal computer?
@@tsitracommunications2884 Hilarious South Park character check him out .
@@tsitracommunications2884 Politically Correct.
@@FlyingDuckMan360 democrat or republican?
hilarious!! we need more of this!!
That's why we have to resist the 'politically correct' nonsense movement.
This cartoon was clearly made when LSD was all the rage.
I'm 62 years old and I don't remember ever seeing this episode. Perhaps maybe it was already banned by the time I started watching the reruns of these shows 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮.
#1 son has a fortune cookie for an ear...
Always funny twists on tales. Loved them as a kid, still love them.
But why was she standing on her head ? Did I miss something?
Just because it made her weird or "off" so the whole thing could be a build-up to the joke that she was "fifty percent off" because he said she only stood on her head from time to time. This one, obviously, was not one of the funnier ones.
A wakka wakka some body give me a tomato 🍅 🤣
@@dickJohnsonpeter I think the joke was 50% off
@@howardlervik4983yeah but I thought the joke was the best part. Sure it's a groaner but it still made me laugh. Now to wonder how she stood on her head and didn't flatten that hairdo ...
......it's a long way to go for a 50% off joke......
Oh my goodness😂😂😂
I remember this🤣
R2D2?
BB-8 IS TRAUMATIZED 😳😳😳
Thanks!! 🎉
We didn’t take ourselves so seriously back then.
White people didn’t take anyone else seriously, you mean.
So messed up. This was on TV in the day. On youtube still. Weird to map.
"Big honorable pardon" lol!
😂 still funny, now we need the fortune teller "eeny beany chili beany the spirits are about to speak" . The Rocky and Bullwinkle show was way before its time, probably not PC for some people today
Personal computer?
Still priceless fun😂😅😂
Lol
In southern California there was a a Chinese food restaurant i drove by all the time called....
The Poo Ping Palace
😂😂😂
They needed to say "cover yur mouth!"
Personally I don't think I'd find it so strange , nor would I mind, if my wife stood on her head from time to time...🙃😉
i liked this episode...i never watched this toons never before,but i discovered it many months ago...so creative!!!
From Rocky and Bullwinkle!
I never saw this one...which is not surprising.
I'm surprised that the fractured fairy tales haven't been cancelled yet.
Shhh, the kids don't know about them 🤫
@@hensonlaura
What? Yeah they do. It's all over UA-cam.
I didn't see any pizzas being sold
Beg honorable pardon, but why is former-sweetie present-wife stand on head?
Oh my gosh. 😆😂🤷🏻♂️🥳💕🤙🏻✨
I like how the stereotyped Asians all had buck teeth so
Hilarious
I want everyone to speak with this Asian accent…
People might be offended by the stereotypes of cartoons from yesteryear but those stereotypes incarcerate their citizens for speaking freely and many disappear forever, so which is worse? I’ll take humour any day, go complain about the atrocities in the world.
Great point.
A VERY favorite of my childhood. Still incredible! Loved the end..calling his wife a bargain because she was 50% off.