For Story 1, I honestly think the term Reconstructive Surgeon should be a thing, it would allow doctor's who are in plastic surgery for reconstructive purposes to escape the disdain associated with the term Plastic Surgeon
Both my mom and I can relate to the mechanic story. We have one car between us and it had an overheating problem to the point where we had to blast the heater DURING A HEATWAVE just to keep the engine from basically melting. Turns out that at some point (either by a past mechanic or one of the tire shops we used to go to) the AC unit was disconnected from the rest of the car. Connecting wire missing and everything. We only found out 5 YEARS LATER cause our current mechanic is a super nice guy that only charges what's absolutely necessary to make a decent profit (he was the owner, but was also one of those bosses that works just as hard as his employees). He reconnected the unit with a brand new wire and everything. That particular visit only cost $60 for the oil change we came in for and the AC fix was free.
As someone who has worked in the courtroom for 4 years the Lawyer stories are so true. They're specialized and do their job for SPECIFIC areas of the law. And the "bad" lawyer things...sometimes they do things that initially appear like they're the bad guy when really they're just doing their job and honestly would want to be helping anyone else other than the ones they are representing but have to cause the law says EVERYONE gets a fair hearing no matter who they are.
I work in IT. It's like being the fire department. Trust me, you don't want to see us being busy. If we're crazy busy, it's usually not a good thing. But we are ready at all times to help out if needed.
Definitely veterinarians. People need them to keep their pets alive and healthy, but the second someone gets an expensive vet bill, they're accused of being heartless.
@@dewaldsteyn1306true, but it isn't necessarily the veterinarians fault. they were just someone who once went to college to help animals, not manage people's finances. not hating btw, just saying !
My mechanic is awesome. They actually check everything thoroughly whenever I bring my car in and don't charge when they can't find something, or for basic stuff like putting air in your tires (had to take my car to them to do it because no one could get the caps off). They're so good to me I've gotten my boyfriend to take his car to them whenever he's here (he's in the military and incredibly picky with his car). They got my business after my previous mechanic tried to charge me double, almost triple than them for the same set of tires on my last car. They cost less and do better work and don't talk down to me because I'm a woman.
The amount of lawyers I’ve worked with in the last 10yrs (personally and professionally), they’re mostly pretty decent people. Very stressed, but pretty normal. My real estate attorney saved me from a contract getting pulled and losing SO MUCH MONEY (the sellers wanted me to pay $10k at a time where they could pull the contract and have me lose it. Eventually, they did pull (which he warned me about). I was sad, but not $10k poorer-sad. Second attempt at buying a home went remarkably easier.
Story 5: Lawyers really do get the short end of the stick, even though they seem to generally self-regulate pretty damn well. If a lawyer messes up and screws over someone, there's very likely to either be another lawyer on the end of that, or someone who will go to another lawyer. Either way, another lawyer will jump at the opportunity to bring a case against a lawyer for malpractice or to get sanctions against them. The majority really do seem to take pride in their profession and want to keep it on the up and up.
Story 6: It's not a job, but family IT guy is even worse, because they treat you like a god: They don't acknowledge your existence until the shit hits the fan, and when you sorted everything out, they're whining and moaning that it's not enough and it took too long. And without pay.
Time stamps: 0:06 story 1 (plastic surgeon) pretty good points, check it out! 4:46 story 2 (coast guard) 8:00 story 3 (mechanic/lawyer) 10:33 story 4 (janitor) I respect janitors so much, omg they deal with so much! 12:33 story 5 (lawyers) 14:42 story 6 (IT) pennywise fixing emails 16:31 story 7 (lawyer) different from the other ones I might start doing this.
Not sure if hated, though I think I possibly make some coworkers jealous. I'm also mostly forgotten until they need me. I run the print shop in a secondary school, all I have to do is make copies that teachers and admin request of me. It's all about time management, as some jobs can take forever, emergencies come up, have to deal with machines being down, things like that. I run my shop well and I'm good at adjusting to the aforementioned emergencies, so I have the potential of getting some downtime like janitors. I don't think I'm hated as much as I tend to get excluded, like if the office girls order in lunch, or if something is given to the faculty and staff (they gave everyone these lanyards with figurines, I never got one), or I'm told last. I usually shrug it off, it doesn't change the way I do my job, but yeah, I take notice. That being said, I like my job, so, I'll take the cons of my position.
1.plumbers 2.pest control 3.Lawyers 4.cops 5.mechanics 6.Janitors 7.handy men 8.plastic surgeon ( and they're not all for your elecive needs they do amazing reconstructives especially after cancer or an accident or physical birth defects.. can't fix a cleft pallet without one.. 9. Any military and my uncle was a coast guard and in the navy and he didn't become a butthole till he joined the army national guard..haha😅 10.Sanitation workers till there's a garbage strike youll realize how much you need them..haha And like my old man and gramps said once to me No job is pathetic or useless if its honest and legal and pays the bills..if your boss sucks suck it up long enough to find something else or always have a second job and a side hustle to fall back on .incase of scummy bosses or whatever. and mainly facts dude you're hilarious and provide a much needed skill everyone needs laughter and your good at that😊
The police. So many people say that they should "defund the police" but then would definitely change their mind real quick when someone breaks in to their house. Edit: sorry autocorrect is a b*tch
I've had cops just... refuse to help before. Someone broke into my sister's car outside her home right before she was about to go to work, and we didn't know if they were still there. The cops decided it wasn't an emergency and refused to even come check. She had to wait for her bf to come home so that the two of them could check the car to make sure he wasn't waiting for her to get in. I had to talk her through that panic attack from three states away. So no, the cops can and will just abandon you. They don't even legally have to stop active crimes, they can wait until it's over. And they exercise that right liberally, with famous cases of it involving school shootings. They waited outside the building while kids got shot and only stepped in after the shooter has been neutralized.
@@transsnack @heylookitsmrman has a point, you just dealt with a corrupt police force. without them the rate of murders will sky rocket, but I do see your point, some are bad and some are good, just because 1 cop or 1 group of cops don't take anything seriously doesn't mean all cops are like this, just that 1 cop or that 1 group.
@@transsnacksome parts of police literally don’t have time others are corrupt and most will help it’s not all that also the police at school shootings could quite literally die if the school shooter now abouts is not known it’s way to dangerous to send police into schools after shooters for multiple reasons
Autocorrect (I assume) flipped the script nicely here. "Defund the police" is the popular phrase critical of forcing/allowing police to deal with societal problems they aren't trained or equipped to handle. It It promotes the use of *some* of the current police budget to have these issues handled by people who have those skills so the police can focus on their actual job description. A residential burglary/robbery would still be a funded police response. "Defend the police" skews this to mean that the person who use it thinks the police are handling everything great until they respond to his call and make things worse.
I went to a cosmetic Dr to get a medically necessary breast reduction. I fought for years to get my insurance to cover it. Thanks to them, I was able to put a slow down on the injury on my right shoulder, which caused my the load on my chest, haha. It's been a year since my surgery, and it was the best thing that happened to me
i had plastic surgery when i was very little. i was in a really bad car accident and the surgent said "your ear is looks more like ground beef then an ear. your lucky your still really young or i would call it a lost cause" these days you would never know as my ear look normal but its taken years or reconstructive surgeries to get it to this point and im so glad they exist and the hate they get is not warranted and the world as a hole needs to learn to stop hating each other we are all humans and hating your fellow humans is just stupid
I forgot a couple more.. 1. Hazmat unit and biohazard cleaners and not just for the show hoarders either..the folks who clean up car crashes and crime scenes are heroes 2.roofers 3.junkers and scrappers ( never know when you need a car part or have to sell some scrap to feed your families 4.taxidermiests ( specifically the guys you pay to process your wild game for you after a hunting trip i know theyre called butchers but a taxidermy specialist for wild game will do it too 5.TEACHERS..they don't get paid enough to put up with the crap they get ( i mean good decent ones too..) 6.Mental asylum workers lol
Accointing, at least for managers/execs. We're "overhead" and "non-value adding", so finance staff are in often underinvested in. That changes fast when they face the risk of massive fines for not keeping theor financial records properly.
Just thought I'd mention it, since it's pretty close to plastic surgery - when they said plastic surgery was actually a way for people to regain a sense of "normalcy" and it helps with mental health, recovery, and bringing those people back into living their lives, and decreasing suicide - it is exactly the same for those with gender dysphoria. They may not have been in an bad accident, but just like a burn patient didn't get to choose to get burned, trans people didn't get to choose what body they were born with or how they were raised or how people treat them. There are also those who were born intersex who may or may not have had parents who forced the child to undergo "corrective" surgery at birth and basically the parents forced their own will of whether they wanted a boy or girl onto the child. In that situation, doctors just follow the parents orders to "fix" the child, but when that child grows up and wants to amend that mistake they are treated even worse and doctors can refuse them just because "they don't think that's right" even though they had originally been born differently. Trans people just want to have their feelings respected by others, to gain a feeling of normalcy, and most of the time that requires their feelings to be reflected through their bodies. Many people think that telling trans people that they should just love themselves for who they are is okay, but if you said that to a burn patient you can bet a lot of people are going to turn on you. Because in both situations, it's not that they can't love themselves but that what they already love about themselves isn't reflected in what they see or feel with their bodies. If a burn patient loved being a happy go lucky person, how are they supposed to do that when all people see are their scars and a "damaged person"? If a trans person wants to look like a strong and reliable man, how are they supposed to do that when all people see is a "delicate flower who just needs to bother putting on some make up in order to be happy about how she looks"? A good deal of the problem is not just that the individual wants to change themselves so they feel better, but rather that the world is unable to look past how that individual looks and accept what's underneath it as the truth rather than a "mistake".
QA( quality assurance) - I spend most of my day testing and checking products. Usually, I’m the bad guy. I’m the individual who has to tell production NO. It’s all hate til I find a problem that none of the 15 other people might have noticed.
My answer for this is : Water / Wastewater plant operators. No one cares about us until they have no water coming out of the faucet or the sewer is backing up. We work around dangerous chemicals everyday to provide clean water and sanitation to people and only once have I ever gotten a thank-you from somebody for doing this job. But no, every time there is a line break we get yelled at and cussed at because they thought we turned off the water.
Health Inspectors. They all grumble about you doing inspections, but you are their bestest friend ever when someone complains and the business owner is innocent. Its a lot harder for a litigious liar to press a civil case if the defendant has a literal expert who highly likely knows more about the legal infrastructure and environmental/food/health and safety case law than most lawyers who is ready to bat *for* the business owner.
IT people. They think we're always with PC. Often we're just normal people liking something else, and people who quit that job knows is more stressful to tell your client that thing will never work because something went awfully wrong. Top that off with the country economy, inflation and ridiculous taxes on shipments and a part you need to replace might cost twice or even 3 times than the price you get if you buy it from the country origin.
Story 1 All those bs parts where the comment is waxing philosophical about saving women's lives and making them more confident and all that nonsense. Yeah that can all be done through therapy without the whole life threatening surgery part. Obviously the reconstructive surgery is amazing and very important for people. Just makes me crazy to hear people advocating that anyone undergo a completely unnecessary and risky medical procedure just for the sake of vanity.
Cops. People laser focus on police brutality cases and arrests gone wrong the media falsely reports as police brutality incidents, but ignore the vast majority of uneventful daily police encounters. Everyone who screams "DEFUND THE POLICE!' will call them when they need them. My advice to people who believe the police are all bad is DON'T CALL THEM! Sort that shit out for yourselves or get some perspective.
How about: being a man? I know it's not a profession, but it seems everyone hates us or at least treats us with contempt until something needs doing or someone needs help...then everyone wants us.
For Story 1, I honestly think the term Reconstructive Surgeon should be a thing, it would allow doctor's who are in plastic surgery for reconstructive purposes to escape the disdain associated with the term Plastic Surgeon
16:15 You have an excellent impression of Pennywise. Very nice work
As a janitor, yes, compared to fast food and retail this job is paradise. I listen to audiobooks and this channel for most of the day
Both my mom and I can relate to the mechanic story. We have one car between us and it had an overheating problem to the point where we had to blast the heater DURING A HEATWAVE just to keep the engine from basically melting. Turns out that at some point (either by a past mechanic or one of the tire shops we used to go to) the AC unit was disconnected from the rest of the car. Connecting wire missing and everything.
We only found out 5 YEARS LATER cause our current mechanic is a super nice guy that only charges what's absolutely necessary to make a decent profit (he was the owner, but was also one of those bosses that works just as hard as his employees). He reconnected the unit with a brand new wire and everything. That particular visit only cost $60 for the oil change we came in for and the AC fix was free.
As someone who has worked in the courtroom for 4 years the Lawyer stories are so true. They're specialized and do their job for SPECIFIC areas of the law. And the "bad" lawyer things...sometimes they do things that initially appear like they're the bad guy when really they're just doing their job and honestly would want to be helping anyone else other than the ones they are representing but have to cause the law says EVERYONE gets a fair hearing no matter who they are.
Lmao the thought of penny wise doing his dance to fix computers
I work in IT. It's like being the fire department. Trust me, you don't want to see us being busy. If we're crazy busy, it's usually not a good thing. But we are ready at all times to help out if needed.
Definitely veterinarians. People need them to keep their pets alive and healthy, but the second someone gets an expensive vet bill, they're accused of being heartless.
Yeah but healthcare for any living thing should be free. Imagibe being sick and then you have to pay half your income as soon as your healed.
@@dewaldsteyn1306true, but it isn't necessarily the veterinarians fault. they were just someone who once went to college to help animals, not manage people's finances. not hating btw, just saying !
My mechanic is awesome. They actually check everything thoroughly whenever I bring my car in and don't charge when they can't find something, or for basic stuff like putting air in your tires (had to take my car to them to do it because no one could get the caps off). They're so good to me I've gotten my boyfriend to take his car to them whenever he's here (he's in the military and incredibly picky with his car). They got my business after my previous mechanic tried to charge me double, almost triple than them for the same set of tires on my last car. They cost less and do better work and don't talk down to me because I'm a woman.
Garbage disposal, teachers, cops, lawyers, plastic surgeons, I can go on.
Mainly Facts, can you please start adding chapters in the description with timestamps that enable us to cut straight to the start of each story?
Just fast forward ten to twenty seconds
The amount of lawyers I’ve worked with in the last 10yrs (personally and professionally), they’re mostly pretty decent people. Very stressed, but pretty normal. My real estate attorney saved me from a contract getting pulled and losing SO MUCH MONEY (the sellers wanted me to pay $10k at a time where they could pull the contract and have me lose it. Eventually, they did pull (which he warned me about). I was sad, but not $10k poorer-sad. Second attempt at buying a home went remarkably easier.
Story 5: Lawyers really do get the short end of the stick, even though they seem to generally self-regulate pretty damn well. If a lawyer messes up and screws over someone, there's very likely to either be another lawyer on the end of that, or someone who will go to another lawyer. Either way, another lawyer will jump at the opportunity to bring a case against a lawyer for malpractice or to get sanctions against them. The majority really do seem to take pride in their profession and want to keep it on the up and up.
Police. But when I need them, they can’t/won’t help or make things worse, so they don’t actually fit the prompt.
Then why comment this? Just so you can bandwagon hate for a group of people you have probably never had a negative interaction with?
@@CreaminDemon*Probably? What would you know? Get off your high horse*
@@Jahito_EBTI could say the same for the OP
@@Jahito_EBT more than you ever will. Believe that
@@CreaminDemon *Why should I believe a random man on the internet, that's ignoring rule 3 *
Don't know if it counts as a profession but at my job ,no one needs me unless something heavy needs moved
Story 6:
It's not a job, but family IT guy is even worse, because they treat you like a god:
They don't acknowledge your existence until the shit hits the fan, and when you sorted everything out, they're whining and moaning that it's not enough and it took too long. And without pay.
Time stamps:
0:06 story 1 (plastic surgeon) pretty good points, check it out!
4:46 story 2 (coast guard)
8:00 story 3 (mechanic/lawyer)
10:33 story 4 (janitor) I respect janitors so much, omg they deal with so much!
12:33 story 5 (lawyers)
14:42 story 6 (IT) pennywise fixing emails
16:31 story 7 (lawyer) different from the other ones
I might start doing this.
Nice
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPE! BLESS YOU PRECIOUS ONE !!
I know that it is not a job or career but being a Méxican might fit on the description
XD you do a really good pennywise impression Mr facts, I liked that little bit with pennywise working it
HELLOOO! HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING AMAZING!!!!!
Not sure if hated, though I think I possibly make some coworkers jealous. I'm also mostly forgotten until they need me. I run the print shop in a secondary school, all I have to do is make copies that teachers and admin request of me. It's all about time management, as some jobs can take forever, emergencies come up, have to deal with machines being down, things like that. I run my shop well and I'm good at adjusting to the aforementioned emergencies, so I have the potential of getting some downtime like janitors. I don't think I'm hated as much as I tend to get excluded, like if the office girls order in lunch, or if something is given to the faculty and staff (they gave everyone these lanyards with figurines, I never got one), or I'm told last. I usually shrug it off, it doesn't change the way I do my job, but yeah, I take notice. That being said, I like my job, so, I'll take the cons of my position.
1.plumbers
2.pest control
3.Lawyers
4.cops
5.mechanics
6.Janitors
7.handy men
8.plastic surgeon ( and they're not all for your elecive needs they do amazing reconstructives especially after cancer or an accident or physical birth defects.. can't fix a cleft pallet without one..
9. Any military and my uncle was a coast guard and in the navy and he didn't become a butthole till he joined the army national guard..haha😅
10.Sanitation workers till there's a garbage strike youll realize how much you need them..haha
And like my old man and gramps said once to me No job is pathetic or useless if its honest and legal and pays the bills..if your boss sucks suck it up long enough to find something else or always have a second job and a side hustle to fall back on .incase of scummy bosses or whatever.
and mainly facts dude you're hilarious and provide a much needed skill everyone needs laughter and your good at that😊
The police. So many people say that they should "defund the police" but then would definitely change their mind real quick when someone breaks in to their house.
Edit: sorry autocorrect is a b*tch
I've had cops just... refuse to help before. Someone broke into my sister's car outside her home right before she was about to go to work, and we didn't know if they were still there. The cops decided it wasn't an emergency and refused to even come check. She had to wait for her bf to come home so that the two of them could check the car to make sure he wasn't waiting for her to get in. I had to talk her through that panic attack from three states away.
So no, the cops can and will just abandon you. They don't even legally have to stop active crimes, they can wait until it's over. And they exercise that right liberally, with famous cases of it involving school shootings. They waited outside the building while kids got shot and only stepped in after the shooter has been neutralized.
@@transsnack @heylookitsmrman has a point, you just dealt with a corrupt police force. without them the rate of murders will sky rocket, but I do see your point, some are bad and some are good, just because 1 cop or 1 group of cops don't take anything seriously doesn't mean all cops are like this, just that 1 cop or that 1 group.
@@transsnacksome parts of police literally don’t have time others are corrupt and most will help it’s not all that also the police at school shootings could quite literally die if the school shooter now abouts is not known it’s way to dangerous to send police into schools after shooters for multiple reasons
Autocorrect (I assume) flipped the script nicely here.
"Defund the police" is the popular phrase critical of forcing/allowing police to deal with societal problems they aren't trained or equipped to handle. It It promotes the use of *some* of the current police budget to have these issues handled by people who have those skills so the police can focus on their actual job description. A residential burglary/robbery would still be a funded police response.
"Defend the police" skews this to mean that the person who use it thinks the police are handling everything great until they respond to his call and make things worse.
I went to a cosmetic Dr to get a medically necessary breast reduction. I fought for years to get my insurance to cover it. Thanks to them, I was able to put a slow down on the injury on my right shoulder, which caused my the load on my chest, haha. It's been a year since my surgery, and it was the best thing that happened to me
That it voice at the end was spot on
i had plastic surgery when i was very little. i was in a really bad car accident and the surgent said "your ear is looks more like ground beef then an ear. your lucky your still really young or i would call it a lost cause" these days you would never know as my ear look normal but its taken years or reconstructive surgeries to get it to this point and im so glad they exist and the hate they get is not warranted and the world as a hole needs to learn to stop hating each other we are all humans and hating your fellow humans is just stupid
Pennywise the Tech support specialist: "We all float down here in the IT department basement."
I forgot a couple more..
1. Hazmat unit and biohazard cleaners and not just for the show hoarders either..the folks who clean up car crashes and crime scenes are heroes
2.roofers
3.junkers and scrappers ( never know when you need a car part or have to sell some scrap to feed your families
4.taxidermiests ( specifically the guys you pay to process your wild game for you after a hunting trip i know theyre called butchers but a taxidermy specialist for wild game will do it too
5.TEACHERS..they don't get paid enough to put up with the crap they get ( i mean good decent ones too..)
6.Mental asylum workers lol
Accointing, at least for managers/execs. We're "overhead" and "non-value adding", so finance staff are in often underinvested in. That changes fast when they face the risk of massive fines for not keeping theor financial records properly.
Just thought I'd mention it, since it's pretty close to plastic surgery - when they said plastic surgery was actually a way for people to regain a sense of "normalcy" and it helps with mental health, recovery, and bringing those people back into living their lives, and decreasing suicide - it is exactly the same for those with gender dysphoria. They may not have been in an bad accident, but just like a burn patient didn't get to choose to get burned, trans people didn't get to choose what body they were born with or how they were raised or how people treat them. There are also those who were born intersex who may or may not have had parents who forced the child to undergo "corrective" surgery at birth and basically the parents forced their own will of whether they wanted a boy or girl onto the child. In that situation, doctors just follow the parents orders to "fix" the child, but when that child grows up and wants to amend that mistake they are treated even worse and doctors can refuse them just because "they don't think that's right" even though they had originally been born differently.
Trans people just want to have their feelings respected by others, to gain a feeling of normalcy, and most of the time that requires their feelings to be reflected through their bodies. Many people think that telling trans people that they should just love themselves for who they are is okay, but if you said that to a burn patient you can bet a lot of people are going to turn on you. Because in both situations, it's not that they can't love themselves but that what they already love about themselves isn't reflected in what they see or feel with their bodies. If a burn patient loved being a happy go lucky person, how are they supposed to do that when all people see are their scars and a "damaged person"? If a trans person wants to look like a strong and reliable man, how are they supposed to do that when all people see is a "delicate flower who just needs to bother putting on some make up in order to be happy about how she looks"? A good deal of the problem is not just that the individual wants to change themselves so they feel better, but rather that the world is unable to look past how that individual looks and accept what's underneath it as the truth rather than a "mistake".
Last story: Tony Stark could wrote all those books
QA( quality assurance) - I spend most of my day testing and checking products. Usually, I’m the bad guy. I’m the individual who has to tell production NO. It’s all hate til I find a problem that none of the 15 other people might have noticed.
My answer for this is : Water / Wastewater plant operators. No one cares about us until they have no water coming out of the faucet or the sewer is backing up. We work around dangerous chemicals everyday to provide clean water and sanitation to people and only once have I ever gotten a thank-you from somebody for doing this job. But no, every time there is a line break we get yelled at and cussed at because they thought we turned off the water.
Falling over laughing at the Pennywise bit.
Health Inspectors.
They all grumble about you doing inspections, but you are their bestest friend ever when someone complains and the business owner is innocent.
Its a lot harder for a litigious liar to press a civil case if the defendant has a literal expert who highly likely knows more about the legal infrastructure and environmental/food/health and safety case law than most lawyers who is ready to bat *for* the business owner.
Customer service....
Dentists. There's a reason their suic!de rate is so high.
Commenting to feed the algorithm 🙃
Not a profession but I have several friends who hate me until they need me for money or pay for shit.
Accountant
IT people. They think we're always with PC. Often we're just normal people liking something else, and people who quit that job knows is more stressful to tell your client that thing will never work because something went awfully wrong. Top that off with the country economy, inflation and ridiculous taxes on shipments and a part you need to replace might cost twice or even 3 times than the price you get if you buy it from the country origin.
Law enforcement 😂
sorry but i had to say it. . .
this video has more plastic in in than the ocean
I don't understand
@@primeyoriichi there is a lot of plastic surgeon stories
@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary ohhhhhh im dumb
Having plastic surgery for a boob job or bbl or anything like that is disgusting, if it’s to fix a veterans face / body it’s alright in my own opinion
Story 1 All those bs parts where the comment is waxing philosophical about saving women's lives and making them more confident and all that nonsense. Yeah that can all be done through therapy without the whole life threatening surgery part. Obviously the reconstructive surgery is amazing and very important for people. Just makes me crazy to hear people advocating that anyone undergo a completely unnecessary and risky medical procedure just for the sake of vanity.
Cops. People laser focus on police brutality cases and arrests gone wrong the media falsely reports as police brutality incidents, but ignore the vast majority of uneventful daily police encounters. Everyone who screams "DEFUND THE POLICE!' will call them when they need them. My advice to people who believe the police are all bad is DON'T CALL THEM! Sort that shit out for yourselves or get some perspective.
WTF is a colostomy bag?
It's the "my ass don't work no more, shit goes in the bag now" bag
How about: being a man?
I know it's not a profession, but it seems everyone hates us or at least treats us with contempt until something needs doing or someone needs help...then everyone wants us.
Yeah? Then why do they treat women with the same contempt?