Gorgeous Freeman - Episode 1 - The Suit

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2024

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  • @spinningninja2
    @spinningninja2 8 років тому +16808

    Valves delaying of Half Life 3 has slowly driven the community insane

    • @captaincreeper108
      @captaincreeper108 8 років тому +610

      If games have the same logic as movies, its going to be a shit game when it comes out, but I am sure it will sell millions

    • @elmgames5632
      @elmgames5632 8 років тому +56

      John Banks Freezas scared

    • @anthonylotin6085
      @anthonylotin6085 8 років тому +101

      The struggle continues...

    • @dcaroundnationdan8425
      @dcaroundnationdan8425 8 років тому +39

      This is gay.

    • @feds7461
      @feds7461 8 років тому +215

      Half Life 3 is currently being supressed.... By the Suppression Field thingy

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 9 років тому +11991

    Giving Freeman the voice of Duke Nukem is the best possible decision ever made.

    • @Echo_Loss
      @Echo_Loss 9 років тому +62

      +Michael Moen Quite true XD

    • @carl3205
      @carl3205 9 років тому +14

      ***** k

    • @grimstar3270
      @grimstar3270 9 років тому +247

      +Carl algo Actually, Gordon isn't mute, he just chooses not to speak. The writers said that it would be impossible for Gordon to get his PhD if he didn't speak.

    • @wdaswwqads
      @wdaswwqads 9 років тому +49

      +Williamrules123 321selurmailliW That's not correct, you are supposed to feel like Gordon Freeman and be in that universe.

    • @jovan6485
      @jovan6485 9 років тому +3

      i agree

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 5 років тому +6516

    “don’t worry, i won’t look”
    **stares intensely at gordon as he inspects the hev suit**

    • @rvwaebesa1553
      @rvwaebesa1553 5 років тому +95

      She want to see dat ass

    • @The_Jho
      @The_Jho 5 років тому +80

      Man I wish there were more episodes

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 5 років тому +27

      Fun fact: the gordon model is a reskin of a nude model.

    • @theugliestbarnacle816
      @theugliestbarnacle816 5 років тому +24

      I always find these comments and read them as they say it

    • @svyatoslavrurikovich8831
      @svyatoslavrurikovich8831 5 років тому +25

      @@Chonkems Could you elaborate please? With as much detail as possible

  • @zarkflappysheep
    @zarkflappysheep 2 роки тому +3228

    I cant describe the simultaneous cringe and fascination and love I feel for this series. It’s truly amazing what you’ve done you crazy piece of bastard.

    • @PINKGUY-c2x
      @PINKGUY-c2x 2 роки тому +8

      ok

    • @Player-plus
      @Player-plus 2 роки тому +3

      [ Content deleted ]

    • @blueyandicy
      @blueyandicy 2 роки тому +34

      can't believe he hearted this 3 months ago

    • @agniteyt
      @agniteyt 2 роки тому +35

      *CRINGE?! YOU QUESTION THE CONTENT OF THE MIGHTY DELAK?!*

    • @legoman5491
      @legoman5491 Рік тому +10

      @@Player-plus the sacred texts!

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 5 років тому +17533

    Imagine this will be flagged as "Made for Kids".

  • @virginicusmaximus1822
    @virginicusmaximus1822 5 років тому +3299

    2020: *m a d e f o r k i d s*

    • @guys-in9vd
      @guys-in9vd 4 роки тому +13

      hmmmm, yes

    • @HydroHemp
      @HydroHemp 4 роки тому +54

      COPPA is gау

    • @skinnyjotaro8269
      @skinnyjotaro8269 4 роки тому +13

      Yes coppa is f mega gay

    • @skinnyjotaro8269
      @skinnyjotaro8269 4 роки тому +4

      @BitterVoid dorime

    • @HydroHemp
      @HydroHemp 4 роки тому +3

      @BitterVoid, Lol COPPA infuriates everyone and you started to call everyone gay, although you like it yourself, so start with yourself and it’s not a fact that Matpat made the right theory.

  • @rampantmutt9119
    @rampantmutt9119 4 роки тому +4385

    I love Alyx's facial expressions and body language here.

  • @JustTombstone
    @JustTombstone Рік тому +560

    I love how Barney is the only sane and reasonable person in this entire episode

    • @e.d.h.kendrick673
      @e.d.h.kendrick673 10 місяців тому +14

      Where

    • @sirbirbton
      @sirbirbton День тому +2

      ​@@e.d.h.kendrick673in this entire episode, like they just said

    • @e.d.h.kendrick673
      @e.d.h.kendrick673 День тому

      oh got ya thought you were talking about ..... never mind

  • @gimmedata4557
    @gimmedata4557 4 роки тому +4948

    "It's not gay if it's Gorgeous Freeman"
    - Ricardo Milos

    • @masterretro1585
      @masterretro1585 4 роки тому +21

      Master Coomer hello coomer

    • @alfredomachinima
      @alfredomachinima 4 роки тому +7

      you have reason

    • @tarentino3269
      @tarentino3269 4 роки тому +13

      Hello gordon

    • @danzoggg9845
      @danzoggg9845 4 роки тому +11

      @@tarentino3269 "Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"
      "look gordon, ropes! we can use them for big pits!"

    • @tarentino3269
      @tarentino3269 4 роки тому +8

      @@danzoggg9845 gordon i'm thirsty

  • @lastfullast8819
    @lastfullast8819 5 років тому +3552

    0:45 After Half-Life: Alyx announcement.

    • @Eddie_Glorpo
      @Eddie_Glorpo 5 років тому +43

      And the suit that hit her was valve

    • @aaronruf8421
      @aaronruf8421 5 років тому +95

      You mean 0:15

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 5 років тому +3

      Lastful Last that’s not going to be half life 3 because it’s only on VR

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 4 роки тому +3

      @@peabrain6872 he didnt say it was half life 3

    • @josecarvajal1063
      @josecarvajal1063 4 роки тому

      OMG yaaaas !! XD
      aaaah that was so funny!!

  • @simulping4371
    @simulping4371 4 роки тому +4033

    *I R E Q U I R E T H A T A S S I M M E D I A T E L Y*

  • @JG-wl1yy
    @JG-wl1yy 2 роки тому +510

    6 years of me watching this masterpiece and I've never noticed that particular frame at 4:10

  • @quintincastro7430
    @quintincastro7430 5 років тому +4137

    Imagine someone who has never heard of Half-Life watching this

    • @tinystalker1821
      @tinystalker1821 5 років тому +233

      Quintin Castro I’ve never played half life and this is still great

    • @quintincastro7430
      @quintincastro7430 5 років тому +115

      @@tinystalker1821 lmao they are great games

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder 5 років тому +24

      I’ve only heard of it lol

    • @averagespymain7784
      @averagespymain7784 4 роки тому +53

      i watched this before playing hl2, now i understand this whole video.

    • @GingerGamingIsEpic
      @GingerGamingIsEpic 4 роки тому +14

      That was me

  • @DasBoSchitt
    @DasBoSchitt 9 років тому +5564

    Son of a ...

    • @HakuDrive
      @HakuDrive 9 років тому +74

      GeT j3al0usy!!!111!!!1 XxDDDDDdeedeedeedii
      Love your works man. Both of ya.

    • @illuminarty9145
      @illuminarty9145 9 років тому +87

      You have such a sweat sweat voice...

    • @roundishlyric7261
      @roundishlyric7261 9 років тому +43

      Is your gmod idiot box ep15 done?

    • @binghalim1852
      @binghalim1852 9 років тому +31

      DasBoSchitt we require his ass, lord daboschitt

    • @SUPER_HELPFUL
      @SUPER_HELPFUL 9 років тому +24

      Illuminarty Why is his voice sweaty? Did it just get back from the gym?

  • @Bolloxed
    @Bolloxed 8 років тому +6959

    Better than most things you see on TV

  • @muricanboi077_smonk4
    @muricanboi077_smonk4 3 роки тому +283

    1:44 the way he breaks his spine gets me every time

    • @LukeZXL
      @LukeZXL 2 місяці тому

      For real 😂

  • @revolutionstudios5052
    @revolutionstudios5052 4 роки тому +4480

    I don't think anyone realizes how awkward the meeting between Dr. Breenvil and Gorgeous Freeman must've been. Dr. Breen hasn't seen Gordon since Black Mesa, and when he sees him again, he sees him completely nude, while Gordon sees his old, uptight boss, watching Porn.
    God, that must be uncomfortable for both of them.

    • @copark1421
      @copark1421 4 роки тому +252

      Revolution Team also don’t forget, it’s been around twenty years since their last meeting lol

    • @revolutionstudios5052
      @revolutionstudios5052 4 роки тому +47

      @@copark1421 Exactly.

    • @noisyash4234
      @noisyash4234 4 роки тому +41

      And also the fact Gordon exploded his food

    • @revolutionstudios5052
      @revolutionstudios5052 4 роки тому +129

      @@noisyash4234 No, that was Dr. Magnusson's Magnificent Microwave Casserole.

    • @revolutionstudios5052
      @revolutionstudios5052 4 роки тому +7

      @Djdjbhemgibberishdnkcvjnebejxnr 8857 Wasting my time.

  • @theprofilmstudios
    @theprofilmstudios 4 роки тому +1617

    1:08 When they meant Headcrab I didn't know they were talking about that type of head.

  • @megadoesstuff1164
    @megadoesstuff1164 4 роки тому +1231

    The fact Judith has the text to speech voice like Mr’s Person makes me really happy, great touch man.

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 3 роки тому +87

      I love little tributes to kitty0706. He was a great mind

    • @mohdrykal1007
      @mohdrykal1007 3 роки тому +34

      RIP
      kitty0706
      "he was a good man and a good animator"

    • @throg4657
      @throg4657 3 роки тому +8

      @Herr von Niedersachsen he deaD

    • @throg4657
      @throg4657 3 роки тому +9

      @Herr von Niedersachsen yeah it’s a real shame too, i’d recommend checking out his channel here on youtube, he had a real talent for humor and animating in gmod. He had been battling leukemia for a few years i believe, until it caught up to him in 2015.

    • @krusokat
      @krusokat 3 роки тому +6

      @Ein Sachse dont feel bad, he was a furry

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 3 роки тому +223

    4:35 I love over exaggerated overkill scenes such as that.

  • @acidicjosh3813
    @acidicjosh3813 3 роки тому +695

    That visual gag of Breen’s shadow getting up with the dong hanging was pure genius

  • @FeepingCreature
    @FeepingCreature 6 років тому +863

    4:35 best video sequence.
    Ever. Period. Across all media.

    • @chasesmith5216
      @chasesmith5216 5 років тому +43

      Freeman: yeah you and what army.
      Evil villain: the army that's in this facility.
      Freeman: well f**k.

    • @juanokug4
      @juanokug4 5 років тому +30

      @@chasesmith5216 WHAT ARMY
      you know, the one that conquered the world in 3 days...
      Oh *fuck*

    • @fihiproduction1859
      @fihiproduction1859 5 років тому +9

      you know that sound effect?

    • @chasesmith5216
      @chasesmith5216 5 років тому +5

      @@juanokug4 yep that army lol.

    • @rachetix2077
      @rachetix2077 5 років тому +5

      @@juanokug4 correction, conquered the world in 7 hours

  • @TheKingOfNachosTM
    @TheKingOfNachosTM 8 років тому +2212

    that moment when your mom walks in your room and sees you watching gorgeous freeman twerking

  • @Kadett-rr7ry
    @Kadett-rr7ry 2 роки тому +51

    "oh boy I havent watched this in a while, I might binge th-- 7 YEARS????????!?!?!"

    • @Brusselier-lk2io
      @Brusselier-lk2io 6 місяців тому

      Watching this unlocked a core memory bro

  • @zaelheimricht4978
    @zaelheimricht4978 4 роки тому +585

    "Don't worry, i won't look."
    0:44

  • @jordanvelazquez6321
    @jordanvelazquez6321 4 роки тому +577

    Playing Half-Life 2 for the first time, I can safely say that this is exactly the same experience.

    • @HECU.Corpsman
      @HECU.Corpsman 3 роки тому +7

      Play Black Mesa (( half life remake )) its the same

  • @smityboi9645
    @smityboi9645 3 роки тому +664

    I imagine this is what Half life 2 would be like without the suppression field

  • @EpsilonCobra
    @EpsilonCobra 2 роки тому +54

    *The OG videos are still recommended even after 7 year's, thank you god for this masterpiece series that exists in our timeline!*

  • @POOTISman0909
    @POOTISman0909 8 років тому +1434

    valve should add dat posterior

  • @rawb
    @rawb 9 років тому +851

    This was pretty magical.

  • @kayzazel9816
    @kayzazel9816 3 роки тому +1587

    2:33 This is by far my favourite line.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 3 роки тому +241

      “It’s your pet, *the freakin’ HEAD-HUMPER!”*

    • @zeynaviegas
      @zeynaviegas 3 роки тому +79

      the gestures are impecable

    • @sternguard8283
      @sternguard8283 3 роки тому +22

      @@zeynaviegas they really are

    • @wacky-shorts5201
      @wacky-shorts5201 3 роки тому +36

      His body expressions are so beautiful.

    • @sam-sp5zk
      @sam-sp5zk 2 роки тому +2

      @@DRSTRANGELOVEIN hopper

  • @theteleportedbread8803
    @theteleportedbread8803 3 роки тому +129

    0:44 that face is on another level

  • @TheLivingTombstone
    @TheLivingTombstone 9 років тому +2178

    "Remember me , dear subscriber ? .. of course not ,"
    Shut the fuck up Antoine, I remember you all too well and you're awesome, make more episodes plox!

    • @i_may_be_stupid
      @i_may_be_stupid 9 років тому +129

      What the fuck are you doing here Tombstone xD

    • @atazoth3540
      @atazoth3540 9 років тому +21

      The Living Tombstone​ hello!

    • @Delak_Antoine
      @Delak_Antoine  9 років тому +247

      The Living Tombstone .. oh ... ok :(

    • @Czarpos
      @Czarpos 9 років тому +20

      The Living Tombstone
      You're God damn right...

    • @SoarinTheStallionSwag
      @SoarinTheStallionSwag 9 років тому

      XD

  • @someonetgg
    @someonetgg 5 років тому +2277

    Theory: Gorgeous Freeman inspired Ricardo Milos.

    • @mrmannova3212
      @mrmannova3212 5 років тому +44

      No, Ricardo Milos was inspired Gorgeous Freeman, you dumb asshole

    • @planetarygo11
      @planetarygo11 5 років тому +27

      @@mrmannova3212 Fuc u moron piece of virgin

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 5 років тому +65

      Ahhh, typical comment sections.

    • @freddyfazbear5837
      @freddyfazbear5837 5 років тому +15

      @@mrmannova3212 but its just a theory
      *A GAME TEORHY*

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 5 років тому +8

      Ahh , youtube comment sections, making me homicidal and suicidal.

  • @1FenFen1
    @1FenFen1 4 роки тому +2762

    me, playing spy: visible for 0.1 seconds
    the entire enemy team: 4:36

    • @clay4910
      @clay4910 4 роки тому +84

      fen dum A SPY!?!

    • @SoggySoda1
      @SoggySoda1 4 роки тому +31

      Accurate

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 4 роки тому +92

      More like 4:56

    • @NatureXScience
      @NatureXScience 4 роки тому +13

      Typical Star wars

    • @Monarch_Prime
      @Monarch_Prime 4 роки тому +27

      Lol true
      As a pyro main i love to burn spies
      And they usually die if they escape
      MMPHURRMPHURRMPPHUUURRR

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +52

    "That's some bullshit"
    "Well come on now, you need to get out of here"
    -coach eli

  • @anonymousmobster2444
    @anonymousmobster2444 4 роки тому +2765

    I love how you got Kleiner and Barney's actual voice actors for this.

    • @virtualashez
      @virtualashez 3 роки тому +202

      No he didn’t.

    • @lemmy4965
      @lemmy4965 3 роки тому +238

      Just really good impressionists prolly

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 роки тому +368

      @@virtualashez yes he did. Thats Mike (Or mark I forgot) Hillard

    • @virtualashez
      @virtualashez 3 роки тому +34

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit No, he didn’t.

    • @misterfister5810
      @misterfister5810 3 роки тому +186

      @@King-xe3kt now that’s some very impressive editing if I ever seen it.

  • @RevengeRaptorREAL
    @RevengeRaptorREAL 4 роки тому +1377

    I can't believe I just discovered this channel this week but the way he upholds Kitty0706's legacy in little ways while still being ungodly funny on his own is what I already love so far. and god damn this was FIVE years ago too

    • @Brainstorm_2002
      @Brainstorm_2002 3 роки тому +72

      unfortunately he cancelled this series because he got bored animating it

    • @Rikarre
      @Rikarre 3 роки тому +5

      discovered it today

    • @connorgolsong290
      @connorgolsong290 2 роки тому +17

      Kitty0706 would be proud of Delak. RIP, King.

    • @mentelgen3274
      @mentelgen3274 2 роки тому +8

      Kittys Legacy? I mean respect for the dead but I think he just went the same direction with memes and all that. I don’t think he wanted to continue it.

    • @Kano_Productions
      @Kano_Productions 2 роки тому +1

      T do feel like it

  • @Keedisgay
    @Keedisgay 4 роки тому +556

    Why does nobody talk about how hilarious a headcrab’s walk cycle is?

  • @CastledCard
    @CastledCard 3 роки тому +42

    This and episode 2 are such a masterpiece of Gmod machinima. It even has DasBoSchitt as the icing on the cake.

  • @tekgeekster
    @tekgeekster 6 років тому +2389

    And they say men in video games aren't sexualized.

    • @nesrovlahsurvivalist8399
      @nesrovlahsurvivalist8399 5 років тому +166

      Girls get angry when you “objectify women” and guys just laugh their heads off at this.

    • @theproatpubg0693
      @theproatpubg0693 5 років тому +35

      He is only in underwear dude

    • @nesrovlahsurvivalist8399
      @nesrovlahsurvivalist8399 5 років тому +42

      TheProAtPUBG DatBoi
      People slap his but he twerks in a way and charters talk about wanting dat A#%. How is that not sexual.

    • @johnmemes6447
      @johnmemes6447 5 років тому +9

      Nesrovlah survivalist yep

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 5 років тому +7

      Nesrovlah survivalist r/woosh
      The original comment is not serious

  • @azrael1399
    @azrael1399 4 роки тому +404

    4:36 just... the best plan ever

    • @fersanher931
      @fersanher931 3 роки тому +7

      The best plan

    • @Stephen-fi9mw
      @Stephen-fi9mw 3 роки тому +32

      Ah yes, grab the whole Combine army to grab one ass. Then it ends up getting away.

    • @ewakosiorska5839
      @ewakosiorska5839 3 роки тому +3

      Rush a guy with 10000 dudes

    • @yoda8677
      @yoda8677 3 роки тому +2

      But as the superhero movies always say “it was never meant to be”

  • @PhilipAHall
    @PhilipAHall 4 роки тому +641

    1:53 the show when your parents walk in

    • @luukdevoogd1071
      @luukdevoogd1071 4 роки тому +26

      My parents walked in when I pressed your timestamp

    • @P1ckledPea
      @P1ckledPea 4 роки тому +12

      2:07
      The show when your grandparents walk in

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 роки тому +1

      @@luukdevoogd1071 oof

    • @Yes-to5ji
      @Yes-to5ji 3 роки тому +1

      This is how i new that I have anxiety from my parents I took my device into a different room so they wouldn’t see

  • @Wallmart5
    @Wallmart5 Рік тому +21

    8 years later and this is still a masterpiece.

  • @tanerolmeerko
    @tanerolmeerko 6 років тому +551

    Imagine someone who hasnt played half life 2 watching this

    • @ikavolo2226
      @ikavolo2226 6 років тому +27

      Teh_ Diminator i haven't played it but i still understand

    • @HauntedMusket
      @HauntedMusket 6 років тому +14

      I played it after I watched this

    • @NebulaOldChannel
      @NebulaOldChannel 5 років тому +1

      I haven’t played it.

    • @SOUP-go9it
      @SOUP-go9it 5 років тому

      Cough! Um not me I played it

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 5 років тому +1

      Teh_ Diminator I played half life 2 but only a demo of episode 2

  • @YikesIsMe
    @YikesIsMe 7 років тому +734

    "You're pissin' me off Doc."

  • @Cyphene_UwU
    @Cyphene_UwU 7 років тому +1367

    This is too incredible.

  • @aviel05
    @aviel05 Рік тому +26

    Now I understand what made my childhood great thank you for this masterpiece

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck 4 роки тому +1027

    When you play modded Fallout 4 and the mission requieres a Power Armor: 1:32

    • @brobunni
      @brobunni 4 роки тому +30

      Same with Samus' Varia Suit

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 4 роки тому +37

      *gets killed by Deathclaw immediately

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +13

      Gotta love Duke Nukem quotes

    • @ThatDrako
      @ThatDrako 3 роки тому +3

      When you playing Fallout 4 at all.

    • @demoflower5334
      @demoflower5334 3 роки тому +2

      Glowing sea or not I’m coming for dat green scientist posterior, without power armor

  • @albertothefox87toons
    @albertothefox87toons 4 роки тому +306

    1:32 Gordon Freeman finally talk

    • @albertothefox87toons
      @albertothefox87toons 4 роки тому +2

      @weegeepie polish lol

    • @89tmoverdriveyt62
      @89tmoverdriveyt62 3 роки тому +7

      being duke nukem is good enough for Gordon Freeman

    • @Lunar_Raven
      @Lunar_Raven 3 роки тому +5

      Gordon already have a voice via the Freeman's Mind series. At least for me, that is.

    • @ManoraSFMOfficial
      @ManoraSFMOfficial 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lunar_Raven And The HLVRAI Series Too Don't Forget That

    • @dukenukem8381
      @dukenukem8381 3 роки тому +3

      That was me

  • @Alkivo
    @Alkivo 4 роки тому +412

    What I am afraid of is that someone made a naked Gordon Freeman on the workshop

    • @johnmemes6447
      @johnmemes6447 4 роки тому +37

      No what’s on deviant art with sonic is scary

    • @casaclub988
      @casaclub988 4 роки тому +30

      "power armor is for pussies"

    • @Farrin22
      @Farrin22 3 роки тому +8

      Well I'm downloading it

    • @ManoraSFMOfficial
      @ManoraSFMOfficial 3 роки тому

      @@Farrin22 No Don't Do It AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +1

      or unless
      he made this himself
      also im not surprised, those people who like immersion can go nuts

  • @lavetic2099
    @lavetic2099 Рік тому +64

    There is probably at least one person who found out they were gay from watching Gorgeous Freeman.

  • @DerpityEllis
    @DerpityEllis 8 років тому +865

    Finally, someone who could fill the void that Kitty left behind

    • @nook8942
      @nook8942 8 років тому +8

      Kinda

    • @PlagueHooter
      @PlagueHooter 8 років тому +2

      amen

    • @Humpsterlicious
      @Humpsterlicious 8 років тому +51

      +Derpity Ellis NO ONE CAN FILL THAT VOID **Breaks down emotionally**

    • @nook8942
      @nook8942 8 років тому +19

      Caesar Czarson bitch. I hate fanboys and shit, but I can't help it
      Fuck you

    • @Darkczarek
      @Darkczarek 8 років тому +3

      Derpity Ellis I didnt, but you know who did? Kittyfag0706 blood cells, Heyooo!

  • @DennisSuryana
    @DennisSuryana 4 роки тому +362

    4:35 sound effect comes from Mafia 1

  • @waldothealmighty1980
    @waldothealmighty1980 9 років тому +313

    The knocking joke was so simple yet it kills me every time!

    • @redshirtforall
      @redshirtforall 9 років тому +5

      Waldo The Almighty I've put THAT part on loop 56 times now.

    • @TransTaey
      @TransTaey 9 років тому +2

      I loved the ever-escalating stings. XD

    • @VooDooMusic
      @VooDooMusic 9 років тому +7

      Waldo The Almighty knock, knock, kna-knock *BLAM*

    • @TheErwinator90
      @TheErwinator90 9 років тому

      Toph Beifong reference?

    • @Pesmerga87
      @Pesmerga87 9 років тому

      Waldo The Almighty yeah it was awesome :D

  • @Mouse_Vi
    @Mouse_Vi 4 місяці тому +9

    Обалдеть, 10 лет этому шедевру) Как же хочется ещё 😄

  • @lambdastudios4083
    @lambdastudios4083 5 років тому +625

    I showed my parents this, they think Im gay

  • @ethanprescott4086
    @ethanprescott4086 5 років тому +155

    The quality of this still holds up 4 years later

  • @glennglog22
    @glennglog22 8 років тому +223

    This video is two years old! Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!

  • @SpaceShip-Orion
    @SpaceShip-Orion Рік тому +24

    The doctor talking about Gordon’s buns, completely in character, as if they were a black hole or a crystal was an underrated highlight

  • @moocow4523
    @moocow4523 4 роки тому +187

    It's when I watch videos like this that I hope my parents don't have clairvoyance or the ability to see my computer screen even when they are nowhere near me.

  • @KingofKMS
    @KingofKMS 6 років тому +520

    1:08 well it ain't called a head crab for nothing

  • @GILB3RT
    @GILB3RT 4 роки тому +465

    3:11 love that Ms. Person cameo.
    RIP kitty0706

  • @punkrockinrobin
    @punkrockinrobin 15 днів тому +12

    5:09 CONTACT CONFIRMED 🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @NunofyaFB
    @NunofyaFB 9 років тому +666

    See how volvo torturing us with half life 3 has slowly turned the community insane

    • @vj3137
      @vj3137 9 років тому +30

      Volvo makes cars.

    • @NunofyaFB
      @NunofyaFB 9 років тому +27

      TheEpicTeamFortressGuy I know, on certain videos bad grammar is purposely used to make valve be spelled as volvo

    • @vj3137
      @vj3137 9 років тому

      None of your fucking business Is there an actual reason or is it for the lulz?

    • @NunofyaFB
      @NunofyaFB 9 років тому +22

      TheEpicTeamFortressGuy nope, just for lulz

    • @TehShinegami
      @TehShinegami 9 років тому

      +SkyDefender it happened when valve almost forgot to put diretide... 2 years ago.. i think... and doto community decided to make a joke by calling volvo ( car builder) to put diretide then valve but still calling them volvo... i think that's how it started... Maybe its didn't happen like that entirely , but i think that's how it happened.

  • @raulins100
    @raulins100 8 років тому +614

    Half life 3 leaked footage

    • @dazertm7228
      @dazertm7228 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @alinflorinnica9819
      @alinflorinnica9819 8 років тому +3

      i died

    • @AmBush2048
      @AmBush2048 8 років тому +14

      You mean Half life two:episode two:part one

    • @gary8387
      @gary8387 7 років тому +3

      no its the dlc for half life 2 because valve hates us

    • @CCCP758
      @CCCP758 7 років тому

      Offfff ya yine ingilizce bikezde türkçe olsa😎😎

  • @thatoneguythatlikescamembe5157
    @thatoneguythatlikescamembe5157 5 років тому +171

    5:09 C O N T A C T C O N F I R M E D

  • @noice6421
    @noice6421 2 місяці тому +5

    9 years later, in 2024, this looks like peak comedy.

  • @captainprotag0nist
    @captainprotag0nist 9 років тому +862

    i love how he included mrs.person from kitty0706's videos.

    • @lemmys.kelton8183
      @lemmys.kelton8183 9 років тому +86

      Shut up and be glad your still some use to us!

    • @captainprotag0nist
      @captainprotag0nist 9 років тому +50

      Boyslenderp The Channel *slap*

    • @SeRiExThePro
      @SeRiExThePro 9 років тому +4

      +captainprotag0nist Kitty's dead. :'(

    • @captainprotag0nist
      @captainprotag0nist 9 років тому +13

      Seriex ThePro yeah i think it was cancer mate, he will be missed...

    • @SeRiExThePro
      @SeRiExThePro 9 років тому +2

      captainprotag0nist It was :'(

  • @kurushaev
    @kurushaev 5 років тому +317

    It can be watched forever 4:36

  • @titanslayer492
    @titanslayer492 7 років тому +413

    "I require dat ass immediately" needs to be a meme

    • @TrevorTrunks71
      @TrevorTrunks71 7 років тому +23

      *disappears* well fuck, back to porn then

    • @antiplex88
      @antiplex88 7 років тому +1

      Titan Slayer No, normies would ruin it

    • @OneZestyLemon
      @OneZestyLemon 7 років тому +1

      Wish granted

    • @Alex_playsroblox
      @Alex_playsroblox 7 років тому

      Titan you piss me off doc xD

    • @acorn5687
      @acorn5687 6 років тому

      And the dick silhoullet

  • @sunt7918
    @sunt7918 7 місяців тому +9

    I came back here because I loved this so much. I watched it many times over. If you ever decide to make Gorgeous Freeman again....my soul will be at peace, but I know I cant resist asking for just one more so...its in your hands sailor

    • @Mouse_Vi
      @Mouse_Vi 4 місяці тому

      Жизненно

  • @explosivemuffin795
    @explosivemuffin795 4 роки тому +123

    The facial expressions are absolutely amazing

  • @deboramorais9299
    @deboramorais9299 5 років тому +452

    1:37 OMG LOOK AT THAT POSTERIOR

  • @blint9063
    @blint9063 4 роки тому +122

    Alyx: Don't worry, I won't look.
    Few minutes later: *Staring at him with the stoopidest look on her face.

  • @user-vj6jo4sl8m
    @user-vj6jo4sl8m 2 роки тому +6

    No matter where i go all roads lead back to gorgeous freeman

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 4 роки тому +148

    "Dont worry, I won't look"
    2 seconds later
    "0:44"

  • @salem2soon79
    @salem2soon79 4 роки тому +402

    1:27 THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 😂😂😂😂

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 9 років тому +59

    Wow...this was really well done...Whoever made this has mad talent and understands physical comedy and animation really well. Thumbs up.

    • @MatthewJaws
      @MatthewJaws 9 років тому

      +Arman Agahbanaei Well, he may of used an animation addon for Garry's Mod :P. Just saying.

    • @lonthius3918
      @lonthius3918 8 років тому +1

      +Matthew Bernardini it still needs knowledge to use properly. Also that's not the only thing you need for animation.

  • @thatonegamer1940
    @thatonegamer1940 Рік тому +117

    We despise skibidi toilet, then we look back and see this is the stuff we watched back then. Is it really all that different?

    • @Wispybubs
      @Wispybubs Рік тому +6

      Good point

    • @catpurrito5586
      @catpurrito5586 Рік тому +44

      this has better jokes i think

    • @fishyfisher-playstation
      @fishyfisher-playstation Рік тому +23

      atleast someone put actual work into this

    • @SplitSnow
      @SplitSnow Рік тому +5

      would you rather see a naked mans penis flapping around or a head in a toilet singing a song
      tell me, now. Don't look away

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Рік тому

      ​​@@SplitSnowi require dat ass
      immediately

  • @calebauger2129
    @calebauger2129 9 років тому +512

    My friend told me to watch this. Now I'm questioning life

    • @santiagorodriguez1123
      @santiagorodriguez1123 9 років тому +1

      Lmao me too 😂

    • @raffviola
      @raffviola 9 років тому +2

      +KatarinaMain AndMore then why the fuck are you here?

    • @yurihentai7172
      @yurihentai7172 9 років тому

      raffviola to solve people's problems

    • @raffviola
      @raffviola 9 років тому +2

      +KatarinaMain AndMore by asking people to kill themselves? you're brave on the internet ain't you?

    • @Greyspecies9999
      @Greyspecies9999 9 років тому

      +Caleb Auger Your friend is the best friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @yurigachayt8495
    @yurigachayt8495 4 роки тому +408

    1:08
    *LAW AND ORDER*
    SPECIAL VICTIMS..

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 роки тому +15

      OH MY GOD I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT UNTIL NOW FUCK

    • @yurigachayt8495
      @yurigachayt8495 4 роки тому +10

      @@itwontcomeout5678 SHE IS STILL 12! SINCE BLACK MESA

    • @thedivinetortoise1734
      @thedivinetortoise1734 4 роки тому +8

      So that's why he debeaked it

    • @yurigachayt8495
      @yurigachayt8495 4 роки тому +3

      @Small Face Stalin And? Dude you literally have a Stalin photo as profile.

    • @yurigachayt8495
      @yurigachayt8495 4 роки тому +1

      @Small Face Stalin Btw how am i one of the cringe? I did not post a video, I hate furries that do like DONT STEAL MY COOKIE! OWO/UWU this is cringe and also i dont like porn yaoi and yuri. And i speed up the screenshots so the movement will look better instead of a MASSIVE water mark and the screen zooming, im one of the less good ones in the community. Dont comr at me.

  • @CrongMartini
    @CrongMartini 4 роки тому +264

    4:43 my cousins entering my room

  • @Pilot119
    @Pilot119 5 місяців тому +8

    2:28 When my parents forcefully take me somewhere and say “Thanks for coming” afterward.

  • @dootvevo7511
    @dootvevo7511 4 роки тому +345

    0:03 me giving my english teacher my assignment i procastrinated on

  • @Jagged2004
    @Jagged2004 5 років тому +165

    5:00 Every villain backstory EVER.

    • @issacpack2295
      @issacpack2295 Рік тому +3

      Gordon looked incredibly bored and annoyed also not interested

  • @dr.virus1295
    @dr.virus1295 6 років тому +104

    I can never play HL2 seriously after watching this and the following episodes.

  • @Batkermit13
    @Batkermit13 2 роки тому +60

    2:23 was stupidly hilarious 😂

  • @Imetral0
    @Imetral0 7 років тому +363

    the spirit of kitty0706 lives on...

    • @dmauldin7615
      @dmauldin7615 6 років тому +7

      Imetral I was thinking on commenting "the new kitty0706" but I was afraid to

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 6 років тому +6

      Is he Kitty0706's cousin?

    • @sonnyjimxxl2184
      @sonnyjimxxl2184 6 років тому +8

      Holy shit he has been reanimated

    • @lalivey
      @lalivey 6 років тому +1

      I MISS HIM ;-;

    • @DAT-OFFICIAL
      @DAT-OFFICIAL 6 років тому +9

      Nahhh, kitty was a legend. Nothing will top his work.

  • @purrspctiv
    @purrspctiv 6 років тому +470

    3:29 i lost the ability to breathe

    • @orugacrest
      @orugacrest 5 років тому +3

      HEY THATS MY JOKE

    • @OnTheArchipelago
      @OnTheArchipelago 5 років тому +22

      Check out 4:00, I'm Literally fucking dead.

    • @rvwaebesa1553
      @rvwaebesa1553 5 років тому +1

      @@OnTheArchipelago XD

    • @The.Penguin98
      @The.Penguin98 5 років тому +2

      *DAMN, THAT'S A COLD ASS HUNKY*

    • @The.Penguin98
      @The.Penguin98 5 років тому +4

      @@OnTheArchipelago I require dat ass *IMMEDIATELY*

  • @tristanking3592
    @tristanking3592 5 років тому +327

    3:02 Me after heavy is dead was made

    • @rverusu
      @rverusu 5 років тому +4

      Wait... HEAVY IS DEAD? WHO KILLED HEAVY?!?!?!?!?

    • @tristanking3592
      @tristanking3592 5 років тому +3

      ThinkGamer 2:26 my comment to your comment

    • @tristanking3592
      @tristanking3592 5 років тому +1

      ThinkGamer 2:26

    • @wodekw6862
      @wodekw6862 4 роки тому

      @@rverusu It was me!

    • @user-pf2lo5db6m
      @user-pf2lo5db6m 4 роки тому

      @@wodekw6862 You monster!

  • @nohow4715
    @nohow4715 26 днів тому +7

    Glad to see this get mentioned in Blue Archive fanfc

  • @swigetyswag9976
    @swigetyswag9976 4 роки тому +490

    3:47 everyone when half life 3 is announced

  • @TheBigH
    @TheBigH 8 років тому +153

    4:04 The single greatest quote in human history.

    • @brokenchair853
      @brokenchair853 7 років тому +19

      I think you mean 4:01

    • @hermindabolo3156
      @hermindabolo3156 7 років тому +2

      .

    • @jacemichaellobrigo6285
      @jacemichaellobrigo6285 7 років тому +3

      You Mean The guy said... Well FUck Back Tu Porn den

    • @TheBigH
      @TheBigH 2 роки тому +1

      @@brokenchair853 just came back here and was SEVERELY disappointed with my past self. thanks for the correction.

    • @lightningmcquuen
      @lightningmcquuen 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheBigH immediately

  • @Xerruy
    @Xerruy 5 років тому +124

    1:55 can we all appreciate Alyx’s dancing here.

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 4 роки тому +5

      Best ass is still in the middle!

    • @fanaacade
      @fanaacade 4 роки тому +9

      Look at dat posterior

  • @Canal2ESE
    @Canal2ESE Рік тому +13

    2:33 its been years and still laugh with the barney animation, its on point with the voice

  • @jeongminkim4409
    @jeongminkim4409 4 роки тому +282

    4:11
    Oh look, he’s popping a champagne bottle

    • @AKARaccoons
      @AKARaccoons 4 роки тому +6

      @@GAMEBAYGAMING You can also use , and . to go backward/forward a frame at a time.

    • @GAMEBAYGAMING
      @GAMEBAYGAMING 4 роки тому +1

      AKARaccoon and for mobile users?

    • @Exozealots
      @Exozealots 4 роки тому +5

      That's not champagne... that's his fluids form his body jerking off

    • @kingcalibur413
      @kingcalibur413 4 роки тому +15

      Gabriel Malabanan I believe that is the joke good sir

    • @GAMEBAYGAMING
      @GAMEBAYGAMING 4 роки тому +2

      Oops the joke flew over my head

  • @dramarclp
    @dramarclp 6 років тому +583

    First i thought this was some retarded gmod shit... then i realised, this..... this is art...

    • @gasolinedrinker9170
      @gasolinedrinker9170 6 років тому +17

      Kitty0706’s stuff is art. But he’s dead.. :’(

    • @DefecTec
      @DefecTec 6 років тому +3

      Fallout Gamer this is as good as team fabulous 2

    • @gasolinedrinker9170
      @gasolinedrinker9170 6 років тому +1

      Defec Tec hell yeah it is

    • @satinsguard
      @satinsguard 6 років тому +10

      Even retarded Gmod shit can be art.

    • @LukesOffline
      @LukesOffline 6 років тому

      This could have been made in source film maker

  • @muhaw2425
    @muhaw2425 4 роки тому +410

    4:38 when you pull out chips in class

  • @unspokensage2974
    @unspokensage2974 28 днів тому +8

    this is how ive spent the 40th aniversity of half life.