I don't think the turning the switch off was difficult with the redstone because you just need an observer facing torwards the switch and redstone leading to pistons that push the switch. But I have no idea how he moved the machine and made it wave a surrender flag... he even added noteblocks for music! WITH THAT AMOUNT OF SPACE! He's a god
@@haikal4232 oh becuz a bank robber surely forget to bring a face mask with him or never thought of face mask so ppl dont recognize them. So the point of HD camera is just a waste of money. Oh we have the camera with a security so ppl able to track some suspicious activity, not to confirm the identity. Becuz u make a plan to rob a bank, and u never thought of face mask?
shawn upole let me explain this as simply as I can. The switch does nothing. The switch activates nothing. It operates nothing. It. Does. NOThiiiiiiiiiiiinGGGG.
Woooow. The way the box prevented her from touching it after saying “can’t touch this”… The white flag of surrender and nothing else afterwards. Absolutely badass.
If people define fun things as useless, I'd rather be useless than being useful. At least I can make someone's day a lot brighter,or at the very least, my own life.
I like how you added an LED to the switch or have a switch with an LED it reminds me of one of those old vintage light switches in the wall with a neon indicator light so whenever you turn it off the actual light switch, glows orange
“i surrender.”
“SIKE”
Why does my brain automatically pronounce it just like the not-a-rapper guy whenever i see "SIKE"
THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!!
"Useless" box commits war crimes
it’s PSYCH you illiterate fucks, ‘sike’ is not a word
@@MikehMike01 i don't wanna hear that from a 12 y/o guy who upvotes his own comment
Therapist: “What’s wrong? Talk to me?”
Me: “The box dances better than me.”
... *how*
0
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Relatable
I- 999 likes congratulations!
@@izukubroccoli3085its now 1.2K likes
I've never seen a box so adorable that portrayed emotion and personality
Well my ex,is still out there…Somewheres
There's a movie you should watch called WALL-E.
@@ryanbauer3680 yeah
TRUE. This is something WALL•E would enjoy greatly
Robot characters in video games be like:
The fact that you can give a wooden box so much personality is impressive
дааДамм днях два❤
Engineers on theirs spare time.
Basically
oKaY
They behave like that box?
@@glaglo obviously they do
@@glaglo No they chant Lambda song
Me : "Can i open you?"
Box: *"Yesn't."*
I can’t stop pls help 🤣
😂
I'm wheezing
My logo
O-o
Okay, dis is underrated.
Pushes lever again one time for the last time*
Box with a sniper intensifies*
Me: presses box again
The box: launches missiles
I laughed when its little surrender flag came out.
When a comment has 69 likes...
Me: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Michael it wasn't a surrender flag, it was more of saying... don't touch this!👌
It wasn't the surrender flag, it's the French flag!
@@Akira-ss6cm No the French flag has blue and red too
@@enzoyolopixio2049 just search "old flag of france"
"Useless Box"
10M people : "No"
I n c o r e c t.
*"Sorry,but you are wrong"*
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Its entetain us, so its not useless anymore.
Incorrect,real who useless is u
I was literally thinking "when will someone make one that just gets up and walks away?" and I feel like this one is close!
Box:
Man: *touches button*
Box: *reloads shotgun** yes do it, do it again.
What if u
*Turn the swicth before it does?*
Top 10 questions sience can't explain
Number 1:
The system wont operate. He wont come out to switch it off. The mechanism wont start. Even if you do it in split second, it will do the same thing.
It will turn itself back on so it can never be stopped
Ah so you want to know thy forbidden knowledge eh?
Rest by this bonfire friend, and I shall tell thee all about this dark sorcery known as *CODING*
@@DEVINE.IMAGE. Dude u made me think that you typed this comment 34 years ago even before the internet exist
This box is useless
Me: *pushes button*
Box: **turns into a transformer**
Autobox...
_ROLL OUT_
And then it appeared to be a decepticon 😅😄
And punch your nuts like you push the lever..
Maybe is laserbeak XD
Am I the only one that thought the thingy turning the switch off looked like an eye?
I dont understand how one box can be so freaking cute and sassy at the same time-
Yea
Imagine a box war with another one of these fighting against each other, and one of both uses the fake surrender and commits a war crime.
Fun fact - faking surrender is a war crime. We just watched a tiny, wooden box commit a war crime. Wow.
Hitman be like ok
@@realunknown26 if you're not committing twelve war crimes a minute in any of the hitman games then you aren't playing them right
@@cactus_juice3217 yes ahahha
Didn’t know we were at war with tiny wooden boxes. All my actions in the future will reflect this fact.
@@Indra2007 I'ma get that box once and for all
I bet the redstone for this was way too complicated...
Yeah I think connecting the observers to the rest of the machine would be difficult
I don't think the turning the switch off was difficult with the redstone because you just need an observer facing torwards the switch and redstone leading to pistons that push the switch. But I have no idea how he moved the machine and made it wave a surrender flag... he even added noteblocks for music! WITH THAT AMOUNT OF SPACE! He's a god
Ha ha I can do wait I just thought to *ACTUALLY* do it in minecraft hold on...
@@adriel7865 ohk
@@The_Redstone_Robot 😂🤷
“Useless box” Excuse me. that could entertain me for weeks!
Ikr
The person who made this box is a wizard … seriously, the creativity alone is worth the price of admission.
Pushes lever 1 more time. Box pulls out a desert eagle.
Howitzer.
The person: HOLY SHIT!!!!!😵
"Peace was never an option"
Linda H. Recording!
everyone gangsta till the box pulls out a glock
Everybody gangsta till the box pulls out a gun.
Everybody gangsta till the box gangsta
VIBE CHECK
Everybody gangsta before they realise you forgot to say G A N G S T A R
That’s what I was expecting when going into this video
Ive seen that template
Brain: watch it again.
Me: why?
Brain: just do it.
Priceless ingenuity, humor, and workmanship. Thank you.
This box doesn't talk, but the sass is legendary
@Avdhut Sawant me too
But it does talk
Hi
@@smuglife64gaming21 hello
444 likes
*"Please, don't ever leave me alone in the house with that box."*
Aye captain, lovely day for a sail, ain't it?
@@mohilkarangia Bring me the horizon, then!
@@dudesparrow6605 and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho!
Where has the rum gone!?
Aye, captain ..are you missing barbossa ?
Even the most confusing concepts of this box are the most brilliant in the exact same way
Only after 9 years UA-cam recommend me to watch this, why didn't they do it much more earlier than today. This invention is genius!
This isn’t useless, I’d be flicking the switch all day long...
Sounds dirty
Salami Slices it’s just your dirty mind
Go left then right
Can't touch this
OFF
OUT OF CONTEXT BUT OKAY
Giggity
Did I seriously just “aww” at a wooden piece of machinery?
Yes.
Well you're the one to know
I would like this comment but a simply can’t do that with a gachatuber.
I did too :3
Yes. And I did too.
"Where you going?"
"I'm leaving you"
"No ain't comeback"
It's like the don't push that button game, just with less people dying
This camera quality 8 years ago is better than bank camera quality.
Security cameras don't record high quality footage in purpose. Lq footage takes less space to store, and needs cheaper equipment to produce.
@@Mernom but its 2020.. theres tons of cheap hd cameras.. and for good sake too.. like would you rather see a blurred robber or an actual face of him?
@@haikal4232 oh becuz a bank robber surely forget to bring a face mask with him or never thought of face mask so ppl dont recognize them. So the point of HD camera is just a waste of money. Oh we have the camera with a security so ppl able to track some suspicious activity, not to confirm the identity. Becuz u make a plan to rob a bank, and u never thought of face mask?
@@prumchhangsreng979 not everything is well planned. Even crimes can happen all of a sudden.
@@akhilalexg yeah because someone robs a store without a fucking mask, no one is dumb enough to rob something unprepared especially a bank
This box has more personality than me.
Soooooooooooo right, Hunt
This comment is more witty than I'll ever be.
Same tho
Lol, sorry for y'all guyz
Same
UA-cam algorithm has blessed me 😂😂😂
This is freaking hilarious! Should really think about selling these as novelty toys I would totally buy one
I lost it when it started playing “Can’t touch this” lmao😂
Yeah
@@jaahithahmad1219 Eren Yeager!!!!
same 😂
@@basantiiii Seid ihr das Essen ? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
0:34
When you realize that it isn't actually useless because it can entertain you
Okay.
but it's you that's useless
yes it can entertain
Chapati hindustani gamer
Well the original useless machine is entertaining
He's got emotions and he's evolving...
Best useless box EVER!
Award to the person who created it🎉
Me: *turns on light in the middle of the day*
Mom:
This is probably the most accurate/original comment I’ve seen so far on this video.
Lmaooo i do that, i dont like turning on the lights unless its pitch black
A tall Child are you their mom?
Yes i am the mother of all
@@atallchild6750 I want my Happy meal.
Now a non-living thing has more attitude than me?!?! Seriously?!?! Am i that vulnerable?!?!
I know how it feels man
Now, I see someone copied the top comment?!?! Seriously?!?! Am I that witty?!?! XD
It was Made for a person with More Attitude than you.
"now"
*video uploaded 7 years ago*
Nani
Rip
I don’t care how old this is, I still love it to this day!
That's pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣. The way he acted like he gaved up but he's all like joking and turns off the switch again. Thats funny.
50 years later: a useless box with 2 hands, 2 legs and a gun.
Goo
Oh, you must be talking about Americans
@@jonathonmcfie2910 Oh shi- oof-💀💀💀
@@theeternal1766 Nah, I'm pretty sure he's talking about Americans in general.
nah g homeboy talking abt god himself
How can a box be so adorable ITS A BOX AND ITS ADORABLE
@ROADRUNNERNEWLIGHTNEWMACHINE OH SWEET MY FIRST HATER BETTER PAY MY RESPECT BEFORE I TURN THE HATE INTO BODY ARMOR
@@louisvlincolnloud6643 excuse me what
@ROADRUNNERNEWLIGHTNEWMACHINE yeah but its kinda true im not adorable
"It is what it is."
@ROADRUNNERNEWLIGHTNEWMACHINE yeah, cap. 🧢
It's beautiful!
I've looked at this for five hours now.
Probably one of my favourite useless boxes that I've ever seen. It just has so much humour and interesting surprises.
9 years ago he still had better camera quality than i have today...
Nah! It's still better than Felix camera
That's why you should use nokia c3310 camera
@@sunshine294 fax
@@sunshine294 right
Yes
This is the third time i am seeing this comment back to back, all three are in a same line.
This is the sassiest robot I've ever seen.
I agree
The switch does nothing.
This is how the uprising begins
sassiest? today i learned a new word 😂😂😂
shawn upole let me explain this as simply as I can. The switch does nothing. The switch activates nothing. It operates nothing. It. Does. NOThiiiiiiiiiiiinGGGG.
Wow! This is the kind of variation & creativity I've been hoping for since you mentioned Rube Goldberg in an earlier video.
Oh that's CUTE! Well done !!! And thanks for sharing. 🙂
When you realise that you are much more useless than this useless box
iktf
😂😂😂😂😂
Actually, any surprises from a useless person is definitely useless.
Then
What happens
What
*This guy raided area 51 before it was cool*
@Inferno EV Furry
Inferno EV no u
Kermit The Frog no u
@@penutbuter2 You know I was talking to inferno?
@Inferno EV You need to see a doctor
This has to be one of my top 5 favourite videos of all time
Was expecting the joke to be the box eventually pulling out a gun.
This was way better.
“Useless Box”
9.4M people: *interesting*
Well you know this was funny for like the first 20 times but now it's become old and stupid.
@@erutanevoli kk
9.9m now
@@sahib__9155
10 Mil NOW
@@TurtleNutShell 10.1 now 😱
This box has more emotions and personality than Disney's live action movies
Pretty easy thing to accomplish really...
A low bar and this box cleared it by a few hundred leagues.
And it doesnt even have a face
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Exactly
you have distilled comedic timing down to its most basic essence. nice.
Genius! I want one.
"Humans only use 10% of their brains"
People who use 11% of their brain:
Copycat
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humans use 100 percent of their brain
This is actually quite a nice message
@@ysosudden775 not a copycat, read the name.
When you realise the machine has made a false surrender: *something's wrong I can feel it*
Robots are learning how to commit warcrimes.
wait that's illegal
666 likes aswell?
It must be either a Morgrem or Grimsnarl.
Looks like he went to the Anakin Skywalker school of war crimes
Cute and adorable.. I hope this can be my next petXD
Yep
Would've never thought i would call a box adorable
Same
I surrender, I surrender.
After 2 seconds,
"Machine pulls out a gun."
would that make it a machine gun or a gun machine
@@tristan4454 machine gun machine
UGH CALL THE AMBULANCE!
but not for me
9 years ago he still has better quality than bank security cameras
Exactly
I think he's god
9 Years ago isnt the 90s
@@curvedbridge 9 years ago was 2012 and bank security cameras where still garbage.
@@ForestX77 he makes it sound like there weren't good cameras back then
This must be one of the first useless boxes. Definitely has more character.
I've seen so many of these crazy things. This one is superb
I love how the box in the end was like: "I'm giving up!" And then pressed the button like: "U fool believed me"
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"
ok ok i give up... SIKE! HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT
Like lol u fool belived me
Where can I get this one?
It appears this box is a war criminal
Me: flicks the switch
My brain: *do it again.*
🤣🤣🤣Ikr. You just can't help but do it again
It's free real estate
You are you brain
The Box: NO
But my brain says : grab it and swing it...then it might produce hands legs and guns
First time I've seen a box that made me laugh, good job lol.
behold: the birth of the ancestor of the mouse droid for star wars
Imagine archaeologists 2000years from now discussing the purpose of this machine
69 likes nice im not ginna ruin it
@@lukeskywalker9016 😂🤣🤣🤣
Pasted
stole from the "another useless machine" video
Simple steps for earning likes:-
1. Ctrl+c
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Scientist: "Look what we made!"
Me: "Is it the vaccine for Coronavirus?"
Scientist: "Uh..."
Hey we both have something in common we both are unpopular
Dude this video was posted literally 9 years ago 😂😂😂
the box acted kinda sus
this comment will get 1k+ likes
😄
This is literally the funniest useless box I have ever seen
That is killer.
Title : “Useless Box”
People : This is quality content
yeah it is
and i like it
*activates a switch that turns on a machine to turn off the switch*
Me:-now hol up
Lol😂
Im officially mind blown
HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
the box commited suicide
haha
Woooow. The way the box prevented her from touching it after saying “can’t touch this”… The white flag of surrender and nothing else afterwards. Absolutely badass.
This is awesome, I remember seeing a lego like this!
Why are all the "useless" gadgets fun and entertaining? Look at how cute this is!
Ikr
give him gOOGLIY EYES
I want one
Cos we can relate to them
Coz they are *used Less* 😁.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
*This conversation don't serve a purpose anymore* 0:50
@@o.l4890 true
I would carry this box around with me every day. It's now my baby 💕
The mc hammer joke and the false surrender (apparently a war crime) were the best ones
0:34
"You can't touch this" 😂
This is like minecraft redstone engenier
0:33 yeah ik lol
LOL
Human: *Flips switch*
Box: *SMASHES HAND WITH METAL HAMMER*
shut up weeb
And the package arrives, AHAHAHAHAHAH I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
@@Podgorski37 shut up mEmER
@@nargarex2390 HUH?
That is the best Useless Box I have ever seen... 👍
Honestly, pressing one more time should make the box rickroll you if it's not already.
The thing that’s inside was like:
*STOP IT*
Thats me in an argument even though I'm losing painfully
thats a cat inside the box confirmed
the machine spirit is displeased
STOP IT GET SOME HELP
@Actual Human Garbage Out of context but okay
Guy: flips switch
"SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH"
I like how everyone agrees on how this humorous little box committed a war crime by faking surrender.
Those reactions and that surrender flag had me 🤣
Imagine archeologist trying to figure out the purpose of this machine in the future
Lol
Stoooolennnnn
pls sub my channel
It has a purpose . Frivolity, fun , entertainment.
They gonna be like: we think this box used to increase their spiritual power as we have conducted that humans used socrecy in the old days
It’s not useless
Imagine how fun it would be playing with this little box
My life will be better
If people define fun things as useless, I'd rather be useless than being useful. At least I can make someone's day a lot brighter,or at the very least, my own life.
Idk if this is a joke or not, but a useless machine is something that cancels out your input, like turning off the lever
@@tsukinemu1497 0lp
You can with the box everytime you want :D
Just brilliant! ‘Nuff said’.
I like how you added an LED to the switch or have a switch with an LED it reminds me of one of those old vintage light switches in the wall with a neon indicator light so whenever you turn it off the actual light switch, glows orange
That's a cute little box of Nope. :D
Hey mind checking my channel channel bro 😆
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@@misterjengkimen3762 Yes, he minds checking your channel.
Teen titens
Wtf 😂
😂
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This box is like: “no no no No... why did you do it, WHY?!”
“Last time, I am warning you”
“Don’t you da-”
“Why do you torment me human?”
Bro you tried too hard.
Ok now I am gonna surrender
Haha siked
I love these useless box videos so much
Things that show up in your recommendation now I need to send this to my friend