[BUG] - I’m so much more / Than status quo. / Forget about being another pipe dreamer / Stuck on the bottom floor! / And I know / It’s time to go! / So maybe I’ve gotten everything that I wanted / But I think that I might’ve made it so / When I said no, no- AVPS [UMBRIDGE] -NOOOooooo! You remember that time? / When you wouldn’t talk to me? / Yeah, you wouldn’t talk to me. / Yesterday. / We were gettin’ along. / We had a little dance-y thing! / Well, here’s the song I- TGWDLM [PROFESSOR HIDGENS] -Sing sixteen bars! Right now! [EMMA] No, professor, professor. We’re not aliens. [PROFESSOR HIDGENS] SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA! AVPM [DRACO] What? / What the hell is this? / You expect me to sing about her? / I don’t care about her! / It’s just a little makeup. / Draco, wake up! / I’m mistaken. / She is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen / Now, ‘cause she’s like a girl I’ve never seen. / Don’t know why I’d ever be- TGWDLM [EMMA] So meeaan. [NORA] Emma, what’s the deal over here? [EMMA] That guy just flipped out on me for practically no reason. [OBNOXIOUS TEEN] She wouldn’t- A different scene from TGWDLM [GREENPEACE GIRL] - Sing a duet! / Dance a style or two. / Or, I’ll make you a- AVPS [DUMBLEDORE] - Bet! You’re the one who gets all of the- TGWDLM [HIDGENS/GREG/STU] - Boys! / We’re up to our ass in- TTO [SON] - Shit in my mouth. Especially that shit. Alright- AVPSY [SEVERUS/LILY/JAMES/REMUS] -Family and friends. / Everything has an end. / Even when it doesn’t make sense. [HARRY] Mom! You’re still with dad in heaven? That’s so beautiful! [LILY] Actually, Harry, your father and I separated. He’s kind of immature. But, I found someone new in heaven. [CEDRIC] I’d say we FOUND each other! [HARRY} What the- Firebringer [DUCKER] -Fuck? [SCHWOOPSIE] Wait, w-w-w-w-w-w-wait. The duck… isn’t a god? [JEMILLA] No, he’s not. [SCHWOOPSIE] But i… if the… if the duck… isn’t a- TTO [SON] - God is a- [FAMILY] Vicious two faced prick! [SON] I guess it’s a good thing that I’m the one- AVPSY [HERMIONE/RON/NEVILLE/LUNA] -Dying! / This is the end. / There’s no trying to deny it’s gonna be us or them. / This is the end. / This is the end. / This is the end. / This is the end! / This is the end! / This is the end! / This is the end! / This is the end! Another scene in AVPSY [FENRIR/FENRIR’S CRONIES I GUESS] This is the end! [FENRIR] Here it is. At last! Finally! The ultimate artifact of evil is within my grasp! Now, all of wizard-dom shall fall to the dark mark. You two, however! You won’t be around to see the show. Oh, I’ve been working on this evil plan for so long! I’m starting to get a healthy appetite! Ah, and you two are going to make a nice little weirdo sandwich! With an extra side of moron! [RON] Did somebody- AVPM [RON] - Say Ron Weasley? What’s up, buddy? Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to go get… some… Floo Powder. But, uh- We gotta get going, come on, get your trunk, let’s go! [HARRY] Where are we going? [RON] To Diagon Alley, of course! [HARRY] Cool! [RON] Come on! [HARRY/RON] Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! [RON] It’s been so long, but we’re going back! / Don’t go for work, don’t go there for class. [HARRY] As long as we’re together, [HARRY/RON] Gonna kick some ass, / and it’s gonna be totally awesome! / This year, we’ll take / Everybody by- Firebringer [ZAZZALIL] - Storm! / No one else has left the cave before, / No one’s ever been so fucking great before, / There is nothing unknown that I will not explore! / Come on, storm! / Give me more, I’m not afraid of you! / I’m into the black, / Into the night and there’s no turning back! / What if? / What if? What if tonight / Is the night / That I prove that I’m- TGWDLM [NORA] -Right! [EMMA] Right! [ZOEY] Right! [BARISTAS] And we’ll bring it right up! [EMMA] God… Wait- Hey! What is this? There’s- Twisted [PRINCESS] - Moooooooooore! / I want the moon! / I want to live on the moon! / And eat it in a pie! / And keep it as a pet! / And wear it like a gemstone in my hair! / And someday soon, / The people who say I’m just dreaming, / Like father and Jafar! / Will see how wrong they are! / As I laugh in their faces through mouthfuls / Of moonbeam pie! / I want to make my own choices! / I mean, please! Is that so much to ask? / But, decisions are hard, / And I’m being bombarded. / Why can’t somebody help with this arduous task? / The life of a princess / Is fraught with complication. / It’s enough to make me wish I were- HMB [ALFRED] -Lonely night. [BATMAN] When I look at my life, I see something’s not right. / Like, a thousand percent. / And I wonder what it is, how it is that it's always just me here- MAMD [SALLY] Ce-RYING in here! It seems pretty serious, someone should probably call his mom! I think he needs to be picked up! [JOEY’S HEART] It’s too much, Joey! I can’t take it anymore! I’m broken! I’m- I’m broken! [SALLY] Joey? It’s just- Another scene from MAMD [JOEY/HIS DICK] -Me and my dick! [HIS DICK] Oh, uh… Sorry about this, Joey, but I kinda… drooled on your sheets last night. [JOEY] What? Come on, I just washed those! [HIS DICK] Well, sorry, but I’m not the one that’s having sexy dreams about that hot little Jewish girl from school. [JOEY] Oh yeah… Vanessa… [HIS DICK] You’re doing it again, you rapscallion! [JOEY] It’s not just that. She’s cute, and smart, and intellectual- [HIS DICK] -And hot, and little, and Jewish, I know! She’s got those dancer's legs… Those nice round BOOBIES! [JOEY] Oh, alright, alright, alright, Dick. Just calm down. Besides, she’s got a- Starship [MEGA-GIRL] -Boyfriend, Tootsie Noodles. [JUNIOR] Yes, well, wait, Wha-? [MEGA-GIRL] I said “You are not even half the man as my boyfriend- Another scene from Starship [MEGA-GIRL] Tootsie Noodles. [TOOTSIE NOODLES] THAT’S NOT MY- TGWDLM [HIDGENS/BILL] -Name is in the title. [MR. DAVIDSON/MELISSA] He’s destined to go viral! / Here he is! / His name is Paul! [ALL] Enter now! [MR. DAVIDSON] Where the- HMB [ENSEMBLE] -Fuck you! [BATMAN/SUPERMAN] I’m gonna kick- TGWDLM [BILL] -Your head! [TED] Oh… My head. [BILL] Yeah! [TED] Not my ass? [BILL] … Yeah! [TED] Alright then, let’s- Twisted [ALADDIN] See! / I’m gonna live forever! / So they’ll never know the- TGWDLM [ALICE] - Pain. / Why does it hurt to know you? / You let me- AVPM [ENSEMBLE] -Down! [HARRY] Guys, I’m alive! I’m back! Guys, I know how to defeat Voldemort, everybody follow me, okay? We’re gonna- [ALL] We must unite! / So we can fight! / Turn the battle around! / Time’s running out! / It’s time to shout! Another scene from AVPM [VOLDEMORT] Voldemort out, bitches!
I started watching this because I was bored but now I want more this is so good! How does it only have 4 views?!? Like, what the heck?!?! This is amazing! Great job!
i know this is my third comment but like, so much thought and work was clearly put into this and it shows. this is genuinely so incredible,, thank you sm for your contribution to this fandom
is this what starkid homecoming looks like
Hands down the best comment i've gotten
I will remember Achmed 😊😅☺️☺️😊😊😊😌😌😌😌😌😉
this is underrated
geeky mikee yes
when you cant afford to buy homecoming but arnt going to watch the homecoming based videos because its takes money away from the starkids
“I’m gonna Kick- Your head” Killed me
SAME SKSJSKS I ALMOST SPIT OUT SOUP BROTH
I SPAT OUT MY RED VINES
Nobody’s talking about Lauren’s Your So MEEEAANNNNN.
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
That’s gotta be my favorite
CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW GOOD THAT
"I DONT KNOW WHY I'D EVER BE
SO MEAANNNNNN"
IS
1:16
@@avamcmonagle9347 1:19 actually, but great estimate :)
HAH the transition from sing the beginning of moana to granger danger makes it sound like lauren is singing granger danger about moana
Moana danger?
faaalling in love with moana motunui!
Then it goes to Lauren saying so mean, it's perfect
"So meeeaaaan!" - Lauren to Lauren, perfect!
“Sing the beginning to Moana!”
“What? Wth is this? You expect me to sing about her?”
1:19. Also Lauren flipping herself off is a mood
You don't have enough likes
Real Karkat moment there.
this is pretty much just a starkid riff-off and i’m all for it
Why does no one ever acknowledge the "All you gotta do is" from Starship and TGWDLM like Jaime sings it both times
omg you're right I'll include that in the next one
Honestly it's crazy how many people ignore it
I QUESTION THAT A L O T
Oh dude, someone included it in their Starkid riff off video and I was so happy
@@aceofpentacles2k I saw that! I loved it
Why is no one talking about Draco singing about Moana
I think he feels the same for Moana as he does for Dora.
"An extra side of moron"
"DID SOMEONE SAY RON WEASLEY?"
oh nooo 😂
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR
head
I died
I can't believe that this is a representation of my brain
[BUG]
- I’m so much more / Than status quo. / Forget about being another pipe dreamer / Stuck on the bottom floor! / And I know / It’s time to go! / So maybe I’ve gotten everything that I wanted / But I think that I might’ve made it so / When I said no, no-
AVPS
[UMBRIDGE]
-NOOOooooo!
You remember that time? / When you wouldn’t talk to me? / Yeah, you wouldn’t talk to me. / Yesterday. / We were gettin’ along. / We had a little dance-y thing! / Well, here’s the song I-
TGWDLM
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS]
-Sing sixteen bars! Right now!
[EMMA]
No, professor, professor. We’re not aliens.
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS]
SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA!
AVPM
[DRACO]
What? / What the hell is this? / You expect me to sing about her? / I don’t care about her! / It’s just a little makeup. / Draco, wake up! / I’m mistaken. / She is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen / Now, ‘cause she’s like a girl I’ve never seen. / Don’t know why I’d ever be-
TGWDLM
[EMMA]
So meeaan.
[NORA]
Emma, what’s the deal over here?
[EMMA]
That guy just flipped out on me for practically no reason.
[OBNOXIOUS TEEN]
She wouldn’t-
A different scene from TGWDLM
[GREENPEACE GIRL]
- Sing a duet! / Dance a style or two. / Or, I’ll make you a-
AVPS
[DUMBLEDORE]
- Bet! You’re the one who gets all of the-
TGWDLM
[HIDGENS/GREG/STU]
- Boys! / We’re up to our ass in-
TTO
[SON]
- Shit in my mouth. Especially that shit. Alright-
AVPSY
[SEVERUS/LILY/JAMES/REMUS]
-Family and friends. / Everything has an end. / Even when it doesn’t make sense.
[HARRY]
Mom! You’re still with dad in heaven? That’s so beautiful!
[LILY]
Actually, Harry, your father and I separated. He’s kind of immature. But, I found someone new in heaven.
[CEDRIC]
I’d say we FOUND each other!
[HARRY}
What the-
Firebringer
[DUCKER]
-Fuck?
[SCHWOOPSIE]
Wait, w-w-w-w-w-w-wait. The duck… isn’t a god?
[JEMILLA]
No, he’s not.
[SCHWOOPSIE]
But i… if the… if the duck… isn’t a-
TTO
[SON]
- God is a-
[FAMILY]
Vicious two faced prick!
[SON]
I guess it’s a good thing that I’m the one-
AVPSY
[HERMIONE/RON/NEVILLE/LUNA]
-Dying! / This is the end. / There’s no trying to deny it’s gonna be us or them. / This is the end. / This is the end. / This is the end. / This is the end! / This is the end! / This is the end! / This is the end! / This is the end!
Another scene in AVPSY
[FENRIR/FENRIR’S CRONIES I GUESS]
This is the end!
[FENRIR]
Here it is. At last! Finally! The ultimate artifact of evil is within my grasp! Now, all of wizard-dom shall fall to the dark mark. You two, however! You won’t be around to see the show. Oh, I’ve been working on this evil plan for so long! I’m starting to get a healthy appetite! Ah, and you two are going to make a nice little weirdo sandwich! With an extra side of moron!
[RON]
Did somebody-
AVPM
[RON]
- Say Ron Weasley? What’s up, buddy? Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to go get… some… Floo Powder. But, uh- We gotta get going, come on, get your trunk, let’s go!
[HARRY]
Where are we going?
[RON]
To Diagon Alley, of course!
[HARRY]
Cool!
[RON]
Come on!
[HARRY/RON]
Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power!
[RON]
It’s been so long, but we’re going back! / Don’t go for work, don’t go there for class.
[HARRY]
As long as we’re together,
[HARRY/RON]
Gonna kick some ass, / and it’s gonna be totally awesome! / This year, we’ll take / Everybody by-
Firebringer
[ZAZZALIL]
- Storm! / No one else has left the cave before, / No one’s ever been so fucking great before, / There is nothing unknown that I will not explore! / Come on, storm! / Give me more, I’m not afraid of you! / I’m into the black, / Into the night and there’s no turning back! / What if? / What if? What if tonight / Is the night / That I prove that I’m-
TGWDLM
[NORA]
-Right!
[EMMA]
Right!
[ZOEY]
Right!
[BARISTAS]
And we’ll bring it right up!
[EMMA]
God… Wait- Hey! What is this? There’s-
Twisted
[PRINCESS]
- Moooooooooore! / I want the moon! / I want to live on the moon! / And eat it in a pie! / And keep it as a pet! / And wear it like a gemstone in my hair! / And someday soon, / The people who say I’m just dreaming, / Like father and Jafar! / Will see how wrong they are! / As I laugh in their faces through mouthfuls / Of moonbeam pie! / I want to make my own choices! / I mean, please! Is that so much to ask? / But, decisions are hard, / And I’m being bombarded. / Why can’t somebody help with this arduous task? / The life of a princess / Is fraught with complication. / It’s enough to make me wish I were-
HMB
[ALFRED]
-Lonely night.
[BATMAN]
When I look at my life, I see something’s not right. / Like, a thousand percent. / And I wonder what it is, how it is that it's always just me here-
MAMD
[SALLY]
Ce-RYING in here! It seems pretty serious, someone should probably call his mom! I think he needs to be picked up!
[JOEY’S HEART]
It’s too much, Joey! I can’t take it anymore! I’m broken! I’m- I’m broken!
[SALLY]
Joey? It’s just-
Another scene from MAMD
[JOEY/HIS DICK]
-Me and my dick!
[HIS DICK]
Oh, uh… Sorry about this, Joey, but I kinda… drooled on your sheets last night.
[JOEY]
What? Come on, I just washed those!
[HIS DICK]
Well, sorry, but I’m not the one that’s having sexy dreams about that hot little Jewish girl from school.
[JOEY]
Oh yeah… Vanessa…
[HIS DICK]
You’re doing it again, you rapscallion!
[JOEY]
It’s not just that. She’s cute, and smart, and intellectual-
[HIS DICK]
-And hot, and little, and Jewish, I know! She’s got those dancer's legs… Those nice round BOOBIES!
[JOEY]
Oh, alright, alright, alright, Dick. Just calm down. Besides, she’s got a-
Starship
[MEGA-GIRL]
-Boyfriend, Tootsie Noodles.
[JUNIOR]
Yes, well, wait, Wha-?
[MEGA-GIRL]
I said “You are not even half the man as my boyfriend-
Another scene from Starship
[MEGA-GIRL]
Tootsie Noodles.
[TOOTSIE NOODLES]
THAT’S NOT MY-
TGWDLM
[HIDGENS/BILL]
-Name is in the title.
[MR. DAVIDSON/MELISSA]
He’s destined to go viral! / Here he is! / His name is Paul!
[ALL]
Enter now!
[MR. DAVIDSON]
Where the-
HMB
[ENSEMBLE]
-Fuck you!
[BATMAN/SUPERMAN]
I’m gonna kick-
TGWDLM
[BILL]
-Your head!
[TED]
Oh… My head.
[BILL]
Yeah!
[TED]
Not my ass?
[BILL]
… Yeah!
[TED]
Alright then, let’s-
Twisted
[ALADDIN]
See! / I’m gonna live forever! / So they’ll never know the-
TGWDLM
[ALICE]
- Pain. / Why does it hurt to know you? / You let me-
AVPM
[ENSEMBLE]
-Down!
[HARRY]
Guys, I’m alive! I’m back! Guys, I know how to defeat Voldemort, everybody follow me, okay? We’re gonna-
[ALL]
We must unite! / So we can fight! / Turn the battle around! / Time’s running out! / It’s time to shout!
Another scene from AVPM
[VOLDEMORT]
Voldemort out, bitches!
omg how did you have the patience to do that? that's insane, but also great
@@IwillrememberAchmed i was very passionate about this video
@@puccasully aww that makes me really happy thank you!!
-how dare you call hot chocolate boi obnoxious-
honestly though this is super impressive
i admire your patience and skill
this is amazing thank you so much
sometimes I wonder how much star kid spend on converse. especially in holy musical b@man
And tto
On Toms in Firebringer
THE TRANSITION FROM GET BACK TO HOGWARTS TO INTO THE STORM WAS EPIC
Wait?!?! What is this?!?! There’s.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Unrelated but I love your name
" *IT'S JUST ME CUR-Y-ING IN HERE!* "
that one hit home...
I thought this was gonna be dumb but I was VERY WRONG
the level of effort is so high i appreciate this video so much
This is a nice tribute to various Starkid works, tbh.
Ah, yes, the worlds greatest word association game
I love this so much more than i was expecting, but I'm p sure that in Twisted, Jasmine says "lowly and poor" not "lonely and poor"
Her name isn't Jasmine because it was copyrighted-
Why is no one pointing out how perfect the transition at 4:29 is
I started watching this because I was bored but now I want more this is so good! How does it only have 4 views?!? Like, what the heck?!?! This is amazing! Great job!
Whoops I meant 4 likes not views whatever
THE I’M GONNA KICK YOUR HEAD JUST GETS ME EVERYTIME
“With an extra side of moron hahahaha!!!”
“Did somebody say...”
“ RON WEASLEY!?”
Perfection.
1:21 the glow up we all need & deserve
basically a riff off
I only just thought and realized that the case that Darren is holding in AVPM looks like a trumpet case. Like seriously.
8:12 is the best part 😂
this is so genuinely funny and original, i love it
the content we all need but don't deserve :')
I got whiplash from this, I love it so much!
i love this rapidly changing inconsistent song
0:55 is literally the best transition
"With an extra side of moron"
*"Did somebody say Ron Weasley?"*
This video is the chaotic neutral i needed
i know this is my third comment but like, so much thought and work was clearly put into this and it shows. this is genuinely so incredible,, thank you sm for your contribution to this fandom
Oh my god thank you so so much!
I'm glad you liked it!
This is what my brain sounds like all the time
When I forget the next line in a Starkid song I just:
8:11 killed me dead
"THAT'S NOT MY name is in the title! :)"
I went into this thinking “what if they say and”
Is it bad that I saw a lot of these coming
nahh, it was surprisingly easy to find a good next scene for most of these hahah
omg this was a fuckin trip. I loved it!!! Great work! I can't wait for the next one!
It will come later this week or next monday!
“I’m gonna kick -your.. head!”
This is the best transition in history
This is way funnier than I expected!!!
I felt so betrayed at 2:30 ish. Darren's "WHAT THE F*CK" is iconic.
This is the most delightful case of whiplash I have ever gotten
i could watch an hour of this, this is honestly so awesome!
avpsy (to see the)- tgwdlm (show stopping number) would’ve made me cried
THATS AMAZING ! A Starkid musical domino... Wonderful x) I'm gonna kick your... HEAD really got to me XD You rock !
8:10 to 8:19 is just so beautiful 😍 😭😂
Ok but the this year we'll take everybody by STORM is almost the same key it's amazing
What a time to be alive!!
That ending tho
This is art.
the "so mean" transition is gold
This is genius
This is amazing. Please do more of these
I play this game all the time (usually when I'm singing in the shower) with every song I know.
This is amazing.
this is one of the best creations
why is nobody talking about "IT'S TIME TO SHOOOUT- Voldemort out bitches"
This is art
This must've been so hard to make. Well done!!
This is one of the best things I've ever seen
This is something that I would watch at least twice daily
I fricking love this so much. Thank you to whoever spent all this time putting these clips together
I love the transition between the censored "what the f-" from AVPSY to the uncensored from Firebringer
Why is nobody talking about "Besides, she's got a -" "-boyfriend, Tootsie Noodles"?
this is so satisfying
this is flipping amazing
I really hope this inspires a trend of Starkid riff-off videos I would love to see other people's takes on it
This is a master piece
this was so satisfying to watch thank you
at a point where i am procrastinating too much and have the motivation to do so, ima type up the manuscript for this...
this is amazing
So upset that it switches before Joey could finish his "let's see it, kick my head" line
rosenthal sounds so good in that avpsy clip wtf
such a great idea :)
You are my hero
I didn’t realise how much I needed this in my life until now
I was not ready for some of these
This is the greatest thing to exist
AAAAGH 4:29 IS SO GOOD LAUREN HITS AN F WHICH RON AND HARRY WERE RESOLVING TO AKSJDHDHCHJX
I love this so much😍
this, i appreciate
1:20 - 1:42 was like, rapid fire... I wish the whole video was as chaotic and fast as this chunk!
And 7:57 - 8:17
That first transition was the best 😂
this is incredible how much time did this take holy crap
I dont know if you actually want an answer but I think between 3 and 4 hours
You are so talented! This is amazing!
1:26 Lauren to Lauren
its like a riff off but starkid
6:12 The lyric is actually "LOWLY and poor," not LONELY. I'll forgive you this one time.
This is perfect
now I will never not think draco is singing about moana
this is a masterpiece