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  • @freyatries3895
    @freyatries3895 3 роки тому +245

    I don't sit up at night missing my ex-boyfriend, I sit up late at night missing old barshens.

    • @Ste8888
      @Ste8888 2 роки тому +11

      And rewatching them before going to sleep….chuckling

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 2 роки тому +5

      Saaame. Although I have never had a boyfriend. But yeeaah, same!

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 2 роки тому +3

      We must amass and... I dunno, do a petition or something

    • @immortalslayer90
      @immortalslayer90 2 роки тому +5

      Same. Me and Barshens weren't together long, but we made memories that will last forever.

    • @rebeccah3091
      @rebeccah3091 2 роки тому +2

      Same. Single for life but wishing for more Barshens

  • @drmegaman
    @drmegaman 6 років тому +402

    Give Barry a SpeedKnob card in every game from now on and I guarantee you he'll use it in the weirdest and most entertaining ways possible

    • @RattPoison80
      @RattPoison80 4 роки тому

      Wtfs a speedknob card

    • @marah4847
      @marah4847 4 роки тому +13

      RattPoison80 were you just not watching for half the video

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому +3

      Barry entering the lottery and stapling a speedknob to his lottery ticket

  • @glyph1869
    @glyph1869 6 років тому +68

    Eli just loudly and more aggressively reiterating the nonsense answer of "FLATTENED BANANA CAKE!" with crazy eyes is the best.

  • @BritishAdam
    @BritishAdam 6 років тому +243

    I'm just loving how now you have a well earning Patreon, you give zero shits about making family friendly content and youtube adverts. Good. Good, this is good. Continue!

    • @alisniper797
      @alisniper797 6 років тому +2

      well earning mate, had to be that guy

    • @BritishAdam
      @BritishAdam 6 років тому +2

      i was still watching the video and didn't bother checking before hitting reply ;__;

    • @jonmahashintina
      @jonmahashintina 6 років тому +1

      youtube could still be like 'youre using our service so you must have our ads' like what they did to blender recently

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 5 років тому +17

      Today on 'comments that didn't age very well'...

  • @lividsphincter4098
    @lividsphincter4098 6 років тому +262

    Goddamnit wankerchief is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @MrScotttraynor
      @MrScotttraynor 6 років тому +3

      the stem and the pollinator?

    • @joannegray5138
      @joannegray5138 6 років тому +7

      There's another video his wife and kids will never get to see, lol.

    • @jezkyle2256
      @jezkyle2256 6 років тому

      #wankerchief

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 6 років тому +1

      Is wankerChief replacing AIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS?

  • @KlyeKlyeKlye
    @KlyeKlyeKlye 6 років тому +221

    When Barry eventually gets around to releasing his own "My Virgin Kitchen: Kitchen Gadget Kit" it better come with the Wankerchief™ and the Sausage Warmer™

    • @somewhatmesmerized
      @somewhatmesmerized 6 років тому +22

      Comes also with a copy of his acclaimed cookbook, "My Random Fleshlight"

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 6 років тому +5

      You get a Speedknob card absolutely free!

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 6 років тому +5

    Eli's little song and dance at 7:32 pleases me, and I'm not really sure why.

  • @dragonmac1234
    @dragonmac1234 6 років тому +128

    To me this is better than last weeks video, I guess my humour level is wank jokes. The look on Chris's face when the guys were talking about the Rabbit thermos flask was priceless :D

    • @Larry_Diamond
      @Larry_Diamond 6 років тому +3

      Mark Caswell last weeks was the first time i havent enjoyed a barshens

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 6 років тому +8

      You can see her question the choices that led her to being in that moment.

  • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
    @cheekbonestrenchcoat 6 років тому +26

    - Paul running around behind the rest of the cast
    - The Wankercheif.
    - Chris on Camera
    - Chris's face when the bunny flask was discussed in detail
    - The many and varied ways that it was a sex toy (the Chinese finger trap for a man and a lady was my fav)
    - "I reviewed it as a hot dog cooker"
    - Ryan's face at the end as he stared down the camera

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +222

    Wankerchief was the best! :D Barry should immediately patent that for it is pure gold and a must have for all the wankers out there! :D

    • @Redhotsmasher
      @Redhotsmasher 6 років тому +4

      Polish English Patent it and bring it to Dragon's Den for an investment LOL

    • @antisocial-gamer7293
      @antisocial-gamer7293 6 років тому +16

      Polish English www.amazon.co.uk/The-Wankerchief-WANK-01-Deluxe/dp/B00Q7DQR9W I'm afraid it already exists. Think the description of it would be good for a #sharticle

    • @georgethakur
      @georgethakur 5 років тому

      You post so many smiley faces on these comment sections, I actually kinda want to get to know you. You sound like a cool guy.

  • @TwodeeTwodimensional
    @TwodeeTwodimensional 6 років тому +195

    #cousindanwasrobbedbyuniversalstudios

  • @youreverydaynobody
    @youreverydaynobody 6 років тому +15

    8:39, the face Barry's agent makes whenever he watches a new Barshens video.

  • @imafraidofkoalabears
    @imafraidofkoalabears 6 років тому +71

    Chris makes a good addition to the on screen gang!

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 6 років тому +23

    Lol, Chris looked beautifully bemused and aghast as the guys went on their depraved HelloDream rants, bless her 😂😂

  • @Battledongus
    @Battledongus 6 років тому +7

    lol the shell shocked look on Chris at 8:40 was just hilarious!

  • @NewtsOnAcid
    @NewtsOnAcid 6 років тому +10

    Really glad Chris is back. Her voice is soothing and provides a cool shadow underneath the raging inferno that is the rest of the crew.

  • @luciewilson31
    @luciewilson31 6 років тому +36

    Love hearing Pauls wee giggle from behind the camera 😂💛

  • @PixelSprixie
    @PixelSprixie 6 років тому +10

    This is hysterically funny, I had to pause many times to stop to laugh. xP the fact Barry was so confident that the barber neckerchief thingy was something totally different was too much for me. Ryan's face at the end was a picture to remember.

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 років тому +14

    Barry explaining what a WankerChief(TM) is is the best thing ever.

  • @unixfreak
    @unixfreak 6 років тому +5

    Wow, that intro, cousin dan always cracks me up hahahah!

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +209

    A great quiz and a lot of perverted banter...that is why I have subscribed to Barshens!

    • @randolphclarke4674
      @randolphclarke4674 6 років тому +1

      Polish English when can you start cleaning my toilet mate

    • @BobMonkeypimp
      @BobMonkeypimp 6 років тому +4

      Ran Clarke Just lick it clean like you usually do.

    • @NoFormalTraining
      @NoFormalTraining 6 років тому

      It keeps you coming back for more?

    • @VinceR3000
      @VinceR3000 4 роки тому

      one of my all time favorite episodes!

  • @NuclearArcticFox
    @NuclearArcticFox 6 років тому +5

    Yay! We need more Chris in Barshens. She's awesome.

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 6 років тому +75

    1:00 I see where my Patreon money went.

    • @CK-ceekay
      @CK-ceekay 6 років тому

      Optimus Princeps Bob Boblington But where does all the money actually go? Besides studio time and equipment

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 6 років тому +7

      Probably, fare to get there and back as from what I understand they don't live in the same area as the studio is, food, modular toys, and hopefully there's enough for them to get something out of it as they definitely deserve it for all the awesome entertainment they provide us!

  • @23Scadu
    @23Scadu 6 років тому +7

    Chris is just delightful.

  • @jonbeef
    @jonbeef 6 років тому +6

    the look dan gives the camera at the end speaks volumes

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 6 років тому +6

    This was absolutely amazing. There must be a part two.

  • @MrAppleSalad
    @MrAppleSalad 5 років тому +8

    "you put one yoplait in that and you're done!"
    "DO NOT. PUT YOUR YOGURT. IN THAT!!!"

  • @JessycaLunawoona
    @JessycaLunawoona 6 років тому +2

    We must get another one of these. This was hilarious, the Wankerchief has to be the best thing I've ever heard.

  • @MrglMrgl
    @MrglMrgl 6 років тому +6

    7:30 The Crazy World of Eli Brown - Fizz

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP 4 роки тому +5

    I love the cadence of Chris’s voice ❤️

  • @mrchew348
    @mrchew348 6 років тому +2

    A classic Barshens video that will surely go down in history. This is what I subscribed for!

  • @AndyLundell
    @AndyLundell 6 років тому +9

    Cousin Dan is really good at looking crestfallen. Barshens should be taking more advantage of that.

  • @acidhelm
    @acidhelm 6 років тому +3

    8:38 Poor Chris got traumatized by the guys' answers.

  • @LIUKANG02
    @LIUKANG02 6 років тому +24

    8:43 the moment she knew...she had lost her will

  • @riot_cats
    @riot_cats Рік тому

    "...agitating their stem" is an amazing phrase. Thank you, Barry, for always being willing to be the pioneer

  • @bendubu
    @bendubu 6 років тому +4

    Love Chris, what a great quiz ✌🏼

  • @TylerAtlasRay
    @TylerAtlasRay 2 роки тому +4

    FLATTENED BANANA CAKE!

  • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
    @cheekbonestrenchcoat 6 років тому +13

    Ryan's deadpan delivery of "I wish to go on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios" though

  • @Divinorumification
    @Divinorumification 6 років тому +1

    Awesome quiz. Do more of these.

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 6 років тому +2

    "I think that's a wankerchief!" - Barry Lewis, 2018
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisRyot
    @ChrisRyot Рік тому +1

    Everyone being all sophisticated about the object.
    Barry: 8:38

  • @stephaniejames2784
    @stephaniejames2784 6 років тому +2

    Excellent episode! I love her quiz :D

  • @Josheroo
    @Josheroo 6 років тому +1

    More of this please. This is the type of Barshens I love :D

  • @ask5118
    @ask5118 6 років тому +10

    I love the entire Barshens crew so much

  • @LJW999
    @LJW999 23 дні тому

    2:33 to 2:43 is peak Barshens!
    Welcome to Wish!
    Points all round!
    Everyone cheering.
    Barry saving chopsticks are sexy
    Chris just having her brain mangled by Barry’s random interjections
    Move on!

  • @karlibell22
    @karlibell22 6 років тому +1

    That was absolutely hilarious, please do this game again

  • @Autumn_Actually
    @Autumn_Actually 6 років тому +4

    Always off to a good start to my Friday when I have a Barshens video!

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 6 років тому +5

    The closeups on Chris's face, my god.

  • @chisaunphong009
    @chisaunphong009 6 років тому +7

    Chris should def get more screen time if the tropic is perversion related XD

  • @StevenS757
    @StevenS757 6 років тому +9

    More exasperated Chris dealing with the rest of the blokes.

  • @anxietyreliefcentral
    @anxietyreliefcentral 6 років тому +40

    Never would have guessed Ryan's wish.

  • @friedchicken297
    @friedchicken297 6 років тому +18

    Good will to voles ehhhh Stuart? I think Vinny the Vole would like to have some words.

  • @CELTBEAR1077
    @CELTBEAR1077 6 років тому

    This episode is pure gold.
    Change my mind.

  • @DomIstKrieg
    @DomIstKrieg 6 років тому +1

    That sex toy conversation was the funniest thing i have seen in a long time.

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 4 роки тому +2

    Barry on Barhshens: Heinous Misogynist.
    Barry on Barry's channel: Wholesome man.

  • @smittzero8463
    @smittzero8463 6 років тому +2

    We need more of these quizzes. I bet by next week, you'll be able to find a wankerchief on Wish.

  • @IntendedPun
    @IntendedPun 6 років тому +34

    Protip for editors in the future: Put subtitles for Paul behind the camera, he's always a lot quieter than the rest.
    Or just give the background members a mic too.

  • @somewhatmesmerized
    @somewhatmesmerized 6 років тому +7

    This week on Barshens, Chris has an existential crisis....

  • @gunfuego
    @gunfuego 6 років тому +1

    Seriously underrated channel................

  • @caxzrockz
    @caxzrockz 6 років тому +3

    more video need Chris

  • @cameroncameron2581
    @cameroncameron2581 6 років тому

    funniest thing ive watched on youtube in a while

  • @richardpike9881
    @richardpike9881 6 років тому +3

    This weeks Patreon donations are going towards counselling for Chris!

  • @reececowell6642
    @reececowell6642 6 років тому +8

    more of this

  • @bogden6153
    @bogden6153 Рік тому

    This is brilliant ❤ watching Chris realise the men she works with 🤣🤣

  • @RoobehTunes
    @RoobehTunes 6 років тому

    8:25 -My career's running on this kind of punchline- My _naughty boy_ face.

  • @shellypriest5320
    @shellypriest5320 6 років тому

    Really learned A lot about y'all!!!!

  • @ZoahPorre
    @ZoahPorre 6 років тому +19

    The "no entry" sign bit on the sex toy is from Wishes very hard stance against sexual images on the site, which is hilarious because you can buy all sorts of pretty high quality nude anime statues and whatnot.

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 6 років тому +4

      Well it's not really anything to do with Wish, I doubt any of the pictures were made for them...all the sellers just use the same photos and info they also have on AliExpress.
      The Chinese government doesn't approve of adult content. It's very frequently ignored on AliExpress as well.

  • @Blgvids
    @Blgvids 6 років тому

    Great quiz!!

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 6 років тому +12

    I want to go on the Jurassic Park ride now.

  • @genevam4943
    @genevam4943 6 років тому

    Best episode yet!

  • @R1GHTS1DE
    @R1GHTS1DE 6 років тому +3

    cousin dan really wants that ride

  • @Madkller503
    @Madkller503 6 років тому

    I really enjoyed this!

  • @Bozzyplays
    @Bozzyplays 6 років тому +44

    Im worried about the 42C body temperature they put on the masturbator...

    • @chloejessica6013
      @chloejessica6013 6 років тому +9

      Bozzy Plays! I thought the same thing. Body temperature is 37 C so that seems like it would be uncomfortable at the very least.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 6 років тому +15

      Yeah I'm pretty sure that's near-fatal body temperature. Maybe it's for people who have a malaria fetish?

    • @23Scadu
      @23Scadu 6 років тому +10

      Some like it hot.

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 6 років тому +5

      42C is high enough to cause brain damage.

    • @23Scadu
      @23Scadu 6 років тому +5

      Spooky Is that where you keep your brain?

  • @freshfishonly
    @freshfishonly 6 років тому

    more of this please

  • @andkrs8
    @andkrs8 6 років тому +7

    8:39 it was at this moment that Chris regretted everything

  • @cherrie178
    @cherrie178 6 років тому

    Love you guys!

  • @CaitCatM
    @CaitCatM 6 років тому +1

    8:52 I would love to see Tenga advertising with that Eli quote!

  • @minski76
    @minski76 6 років тому +2

    0:22 Continuity!

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +3

    I'm starting to think Mr. Lewis and Dr. Ashen didn't meet through food but a Referral.

  • @lmpst7915
    @lmpst7915 6 років тому +4

    Also what about stonk or stink. Barry picks 6 topics, 3 he likes and 3 he doesnt. He has to claim neutrality on both and you guess what he actually thinks

  • @WoodyAndy
    @WoodyAndy 6 років тому

    Great work guys.

  • @Tpavra
    @Tpavra 5 років тому +8

    I do miss the old Barshens :(

  • @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway
    @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway 6 років тому +7

    Someone used my email address to order from wish (I checked statements, it was just my email).
    They ordered SKULL AND CROSS BONE CUFF LINKS for a wedding. I almost died laughing, and they kept pestering me with updates on the order. I hope Patrick likes his skull and cross bone cuff links for I think .99 cents. Also wish shouldn't put so much revealing info into emails. Made me not want to use wish, ever.

  • @aqua-b7r
    @aqua-b7r 6 років тому

    Whenever a new barshens is uploaded I get one of my organs back

  • @RoobehTunes
    @RoobehTunes 6 років тому

    Great episode team!

  • @Quills64
    @Quills64 2 роки тому +2

    the wankerchief has been commercially available since 2014. its just a piece of fabric with silly marketing.

  • @QtheWhatever
    @QtheWhatever 6 років тому +2

    You guys seriously need to patent the Wankerchief because that's a genius idea.

  • @plapbandit
    @plapbandit 6 років тому +17

    Dan was robbed. By Universal Studios

  • @TediI47
    @TediI47 6 років тому +3

    That's a device for storing hot liquid alright.

  • @Dizrupta
    @Dizrupta 6 років тому +25

    The Wank-it Blanket

  • @theonlyenicfanever5346
    @theonlyenicfanever5346 6 років тому

    Heck yeah, a new Barshens

  • @Enbious
    @Enbious 6 років тому +6

    Poor Cousin Dan; things are not going his way.

  • @AstAMoore
    @AstAMoore 6 років тому +15

    A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? I know what it’s used for.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому

      Eli's got a hot lhassi with its name on it.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 років тому +1

    I feel sorry for Mrs. Barry knowing what Barry must get up to behind the behind the scenes....... :P

  • @artinyyk
    @artinyyk 6 років тому

    5:59 Eyebrows!

  • @notthere83
    @notthere83 6 років тому +2

    9:42 "Jesus Christ..." LOL

  • @fleacythesheepgirl
    @fleacythesheepgirl 6 років тому +2

    I feel your pain Dan. I wanted to go to the wizarding world of harry potter in universal studios since it opened like 8 years ago. Honestly I just figured I would have a family by now but guess I gotta bite the bullet and be a weirdo oldster going to a kids theme park alone XD

  • @Exowave1
    @Exowave1 6 років тому +3

    also I'm really glad to see chris doing something after seeing her in the barsens got talent episode, love when she's on!

  • @spongebot64
    @spongebot64 6 років тому

    Is it me or is the white balance on the centre camera off whack?

    • @BobMonkeypimp
      @BobMonkeypimp 6 років тому

      spongebot64 I guess your Mother has come to terms with the fact that she'll never have grandchildren.

  • @SB-et9nf
    @SB-et9nf 6 років тому +1

    That was a good game!