Hey look, I’m not gonna talk about 0:58 but instead talk about how many jokes codsworth can come up with. Three minutes and seventeen seconds of jokes. For a floating robot that can slice up his enemies and cook them alive, you’d think he’d have hours of jokes to come up with
Hitman walks into a bar... He fallow's all the rules and in a short time he leaves. Why? He fallow's the BAR-code. ... Sans and Papyrus walk into a bar. They somehow manage to convince the bartender that they're 21 and order a skele-ton of drinks. It didn't go well though. As it turn's out. They didn't have the stomach for it. It was very humorus. ... Codsworth floats into a bar... And get's kicked out for bad bar puns. ... Alucard walked into a bar. He spotted a girl and gave that bitch a cannon. (Continue the train!)
It's because they got beaten in the war, so it's that they were knocked back an age, or that communism did that. Needs a little more context, but that's what I got.
+JayHog1992 Heres the explanation for the shitzu one "Shitzu" sounds like "shit zoo". The zoo had 1 animal in its collection, which was a dog. A shitzu is a breed of dog.
+JayHog1992 It's a musical joke! If you picture a piano keyboard, playing the three notes C, Eflat and G together gives you a C minor chord. Hence "we don't serve minors". And by removing the Eflat and leaving the C and G together this becomes a 5th chord!
0:58 OMG OMG FUNNI UNDERTALE JOKE! IT HAS TO BE AN UNDERTALE JOKE EVEN THO THIS GAYME HAS BIN IN DEVELOPMENT LONG BEFORE UNDERTALE! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX
Kyle Roethle How am I a troll? It's a fucking joke about fonts, you idiot. Christ, maybe if you weren't born in fucking 2014 you'd have something other than a toddler's sense of humor.
Codsworth is the best companion
Codsworth is so cute, but when in the battle field holy shit he runs around sawing and flamethrowing stuff XD
they must have not liked his jokes.
And he says crazy shit in combat
The jokes aren't actually that bad
lots of bar ones but a blind man walks into a bar,and a table,and a chair got me so good.!!!😂😂😂😂😂
the blind man is awesome
The Brotherhood should add Undertale fanboys to their list of abominations. This comment section proves my point.
Agreed
0:58 Uh-oh.
Did they know?
+Floris Kunst Roasted son
I've used that joke before, my friend tried to beat me up.
Hey look, I’m not gonna talk about 0:58 but instead talk about how many jokes codsworth can come up with. Three minutes and seventeen seconds of jokes. For a floating robot that can slice up his enemies and cook them alive, you’d think he’d have hours of jokes to come up with
I wish I can have Codsworth in my house IRL
I swear the Drinking Buddy says most of these.
RobCo stole the jokes from General Atomics
He once said to me sir may I remind you of your "Bare-cheekness"
Codsworth has alot of bar jokes, that's fine with me
Are u gonna do kala convos??
my god, so many puns
LOL! That first one was actually really good!
I'm going to use most of these, especially the idiot in suspense one, i will admit I shit my pants a little at that one and the shit zoo joke
Codsworth needs its own joke tv show
The joke about Neutron and blind man in bar joke is in the game actually.. Other jokes still did not hear
Pizza cheesy joke is on Drink Buddy
I love his jokes
Codsworth is the best companion i swear to god
heh. I remember his jokes. its there cause mr handys have humor systems. or whatever you call them.
Codsworth is Codsworth
Doesn't the bar bot use a lot of these?
That mayan one tho
You know some of these aint half bad XD
My favorite character is Codsworth :D
LONE WHEN IS THE NEXT WHITE LIE COMING OUT
So windows tipos exist in fallout...
How you dare not treat PAPYRUS!
*arial* papyrus... the font...
Brazza Arial, AND Papyrus.
How late am I?
Hitman walks into a bar...
He fallow's all the rules and in a short time he leaves.
Why?
He fallow's the BAR-code.
...
Sans and Papyrus walk into a bar.
They somehow manage to convince the bartender that they're 21 and order a skele-ton of drinks.
It didn't go well though. As it turn's out. They didn't have the stomach for it.
It was very humorus.
...
Codsworth floats into a bar...
And get's kicked out for bad bar puns.
...
Alucard walked into a bar.
He spotted a girl and gave that bitch a cannon.
(Continue the train!)
+Stop being a fgt original Hah. Good one.
It wasn't an Undertale reference, Comic sans, Papyrus, and Arial are 3 most hated fonts, do you see an Undertale reference in there?
2:16
how about a pizza joke? never mind their just too cheesy, what and the rest weren't? XD
I dont get the commies lighting there house joke
It's because they got beaten in the war, so it's that they were knocked back an age, or that communism did that. Needs a little more context, but that's what I got.
Nice comment lock azka, you made a comment, expect replies
There's a beer bot salesman that also tells these jokes...
I just don't get the C-E G joke at 0:36 or the shitzu joke at all...
+JayHog1992 Heres the explanation for the shitzu one
"Shitzu" sounds like "shit zoo".
The zoo had 1 animal in its collection, which was a dog.
A shitzu is a breed of dog.
James Of BlowUpYourFaceHelm Ah! Alright thank you for that one... What about the C-E one I mentioned as well?
JayHog1992 Would you mind passing me the timestamp on that one? watching ashens videos.
James Of BlowUpYourFaceHelm It's on my first comment, starts at 0:36.
+JayHog1992 It's a musical joke! If you picture a piano keyboard, playing the three notes C, Eflat and G together gives you a C minor chord. Hence "we don't serve minors". And by removing the Eflat and leaving the C and G together this becomes a 5th chord!
Was the fonts walking into the bar a reference to Undertale?
But im sure the bartender was me
K
No.
It wasnt, they are just fonts jeez
No, K. >:(
+MCPro Azka No, it's not a goddamn Undertale joke. Jesus Christ.
Almost as bad as Wadsworth's jokes.
i liked wadsworths voice better
Do some more while lie
Ariel PAPYRUS and comic SANS, is that a undertale nudge nudge or just fonts?
NYEH HEH HEEEEEEEE
no undertale
+Death Ribz They're just fonts...
+Death Ribz SHUSH BEFORE EVERYONE GETS PISSED AT YOU!
epicgamer9000 Chill the fuck out.
+Stop being a fgt original Oh my God, you're everywhere.
0:58 OMG OMG FUNNI UNDERTALE JOKE! IT HAS TO BE AN UNDERTALE JOKE EVEN THO THIS GAYME HAS BIN IN DEVELOPMENT LONG BEFORE UNDERTALE! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX
...no
XD
0:58 welp, its official, undertale has taken over! if it gets into a game that is loved by almost all the Gamer population, then you know it has!
+Kyle Roethle It's not an Undertale joke, you fucking idiot.
Kyle Roethle How am I a troll? It's a fucking joke about fonts, you idiot. Christ, maybe if you weren't born in fucking 2014 you'd have something other than a toddler's sense of humor.
Kyle Roethle How is it my way of seeing it? That's what the fucking joke is. Arial isn't even a character in Undertale, as far as I'm aware.
dude, just get over it, I made a simple comment, and your making a big deal out of it...
Kyle Roethle Your comment was pretty cringe-inducing.
tf2
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