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  • Charlie Day and Ice Cube, stars of the upcoming movie "Fist Fight" trade the best kid insults from r/AskReddit.
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  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 7 років тому +1794

    "See that door? I want you on the other side of it."
    *FUCKING SAVAGE*

    • @Nutellaa_1
      @Nutellaa_1 7 років тому +23

      Randy Gutierrez I laughed my ass off to that one😂😂

    • @jebustchrist4054
      @jebustchrist4054 7 років тому +1

      Randy Gutierrez that could meet interpreted as flirting ;)

    • @lizbarber4151
      @lizbarber4151 7 років тому +3

      dylan pheifer how is that racist ur an idiot even if u think it sounds racist like how is going in the other side of a door racist

    • @Domdiddileydoman
      @Domdiddileydoman 7 років тому

      mattythedog is a savage in real life

    • @nazmo1880
      @nazmo1880 6 років тому

      future Boss.....or teacher

  • @AlexisGolnas
    @AlexisGolnas 7 років тому +2155

    See that door? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

    • @CharlieAUS
      @CharlieAUS 7 років тому +144

      I see a door marked private. Is that the door you're talking about?

    • @yugiogodman8281
      @yugiogodman8281 7 років тому +43

      i see a door i want you on the other side of

    • @sapnupuas2828
      @sapnupuas2828 7 років тому +9

      I see a door and on the other side is [INSERT TEXT HERE]

    • @Omnissiah44
      @Omnissiah44 7 років тому +2

      reference?

    • @NoahCanFB
      @NoahCanFB 7 років тому +12

      TrollHunter its always sunny in philadelphia

  • @foxlikessapphics
    @foxlikessapphics 6 років тому +124

    "i'll unthink you" that kid has untapped power that we, as mere mortals, can only dream of.

  • @aubreymartin5087
    @aubreymartin5087 7 років тому +3158

    "You can't come to my birthday party anymore." Lmao. Kids...

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 7 років тому +60

      Aubrey Martin that one was the coldest insult I have ever heard. Lmao

    • @leocotton73
      @leocotton73 7 років тому +45

      It broke my heart at 5.

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 7 років тому +5

      Aubrey Martin Savage

    • @LUCKIPUP
      @LUCKIPUP 7 років тому +5

      Aubrey Martin Your nose is bigger than noses in Iowa, get it jews

    • @jaretmane
      @jaretmane 7 років тому +5

      That's a Wild N Out quote in the Wildstyle by Jacob the awkward white guy

  • @ArikaPF1
    @ArikaPF1 7 років тому +1497

    the hammer one XDD
    friggin kids and their sass

    • @drehasthebestbeats2874
      @drehasthebestbeats2874 7 років тому

      Game Children No.

    • @M.Bison94
      @M.Bison94 7 років тому +1

      They aren't kids. Furiousnymph?

    • @notevenironicallyfunny204
      @notevenironicallyfunny204 7 років тому +3

      MadeOfTime These aren't kids? Do you know what reddit is?

    • @sapnupuas2828
      @sapnupuas2828 7 років тому +24

      Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
      A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence. thats what reddit is for right?

    • @paulinag2055
      @paulinag2055 7 років тому +3

      MadeOfTime I seriously lost it with that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulos8289
    @paulos8289 7 років тому +636

    Ice Cube is the only one who can make "you are a toy" offensive

  • @nnedianya
    @nnedianya 7 років тому +191

    the "I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly." was gold

  • @IamLegendNC
    @IamLegendNC 7 років тому +558

    I busted out laughing at "you think like a stop sign". I can't even lie. Lmao

    • @EsmeeJoy
      @EsmeeJoy 7 років тому +14

      i still don't get it 😂

    • @IamLegendNC
      @IamLegendNC 7 років тому +40

      That's what makes it funny. Lol. Nobody gets it. Lmao

    • @EsmeeJoy
      @EsmeeJoy 7 років тому +7

      lol i'm so bad at jokes

    • @heartandtroll9993
      @heartandtroll9993 7 років тому +6

      You don't get it? Are you serious?

    • @bebelc2l
      @bebelc2l 6 років тому +14

      Wasn’t it supposed to mean that the other person doesn’t think at all?

  • @mattj4112
    @mattj4112 7 років тому +369

    "you are a toy" cube read it exactly like Woody lmao

    • @iMaggie7
      @iMaggie7 5 років тому

      Matt J 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cuntrolldenied7722
      @cuntrolldenied7722 5 років тому +2

      I knew I had heard that somewhere before!

    • @enigmasandwich
      @enigmasandwich 5 років тому +1

      fresh cold woody cube is life

  • @Emilio_Draconetti
    @Emilio_Draconetti 5 років тому +38

    i’ve waited my whole life for charlie day to tell me “you’re alright, kid”

  • @darielalonso1505
    @darielalonso1505 7 років тому +777

    "You know in Jr High poo poo head becomes Shithead" 😂😂😂😂

  • @thainfamous
    @thainfamous 7 років тому +1986

    A New ice cube video? Today was a good day...

  • @dontdoit9176
    @dontdoit9176 7 років тому +4211

    "nobody wants to be a white kevin hart" LOL still laughing at that one from the other video.

    • @naruto1coolestfan
      @naruto1coolestfan 7 років тому +2

      DontDoit deadass

    • @stevenbech9496
      @stevenbech9496 7 років тому +136

      and nobody wants to be the black version of Kevin Hart

    • @aaronjanagal8327
      @aaronjanagal8327 7 років тому +1

      rockyfan1011 shut up blud ...moist

    • @aaronjanagal8327
      @aaronjanagal8327 7 років тому +1

      rockyfan1011 shut up blud ...moist

    • @braedonsrantsmore2482
      @braedonsrantsmore2482 7 років тому +21

      DontDoit or when they asked if that one guy named ice like ice cube said are related he said yeah we are both have ice parents or something that I was laughing

  • @dylanmurray5560
    @dylanmurray5560 7 років тому +961

    Anyone remember the infamous "i know you are but what am i!"

    • @dakhazmohammad2192
      @dakhazmohammad2192 7 років тому +3

      Dylan Murray the thing is I had never really known what it meant

    • @connnnnnnor2096
      @connnnnnnor2096 7 років тому +1

      Dylan Murray hear it all the time

    • @jesuschrist1203
      @jesuschrist1203 7 років тому +24

      Dylan Murray the most annoying thing bruh

    • @samr5937
      @samr5937 6 років тому +2

      Dylan Murray my cousin still uses it

    • @masonherman1095
      @masonherman1095 6 років тому

      Dylan Murray still use at my school

  • @jonathanjames2162
    @jonathanjames2162 6 років тому +112

    I feel like Charlie’s IASIP character wrote these

  • @mfdoo
    @mfdoo 7 років тому +931

    1:40 not inviting someone to your birthday party will get your account deleted

    • @xfortnite9017
      @xfortnite9017 6 років тому +4

      I see

    • @Rizaki1225
      @Rizaki1225 6 років тому +1

      Well not really, well sometimes

    • @Joel-tb2qy
      @Joel-tb2qy 6 років тому +2

      I see what you did...😏

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 6 років тому +5

      Justified, that one is too harsh..

    • @cautiousbastard
      @cautiousbastard 6 років тому +1

      Legit comment. It’s happened

  • @keda395
    @keda395 7 років тому +466

    ice cube can make anything sound offensive

  • @cameronhughez
    @cameronhughez 7 років тому +78

    God, I love Charlie Day's line delivery

  • @official8x643
    @official8x643 7 років тому +700

    "IM NOT A THREE YEAR OLD YOUR A THREE YEAR OLD!"

    • @kevinc4123
      @kevinc4123 7 років тому +11

      *you're

    • @official8x643
      @official8x643 7 років тому +4

      Kevin C I know I was Finna change it but I said Fucc it

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 7 років тому +7

      What I'm not crying. YOURE CRYING!!!

    • @trentonhema251
      @trentonhema251 7 років тому +4

      I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!! LALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!

    • @amadisass2503
      @amadisass2503 6 років тому +1

      they were probably three and a half .

  • @Joeri20cm
    @Joeri20cm 7 років тому +182

    I want a video like this but with Charlie and Danny DeVito!

    • @aspenm3757
      @aspenm3757 5 років тому +10

      Lmao Danny DeVito reading 2:16

  • @iyonajones8251
    @iyonajones8251 6 років тому +10

    "See that door? I want you on the other side of it." Omg I lost it at that one 😂😂😭

  • @kfj111
    @kfj111 6 років тому +22

    "alright,one of the Nantucket kids, all nine of them" savage

  • @only1kristen
    @only1kristen 7 років тому +209

    "You wanna hear a good joke? Your life."
    Boom. Life over. You're done. #IWon #YouLost

    • @Ow-OMG
      @Ow-OMG 7 років тому +1

      Kristen Naidu k

  • @weezysalamanca
    @weezysalamanca 7 років тому +62

    Whatever kid made up that baby gravy shit got bars

  • @Jetstream-wk5hd
    @Jetstream-wk5hd 7 років тому +28

    "You're not invited to my birthday party anymore."
    - Deleted Account
    Did his account get deleted for abuse?

  • @oscarriddle8510
    @oscarriddle8510 7 років тому +71

    The way ice cube says buttface😂😂

  • @tabs3170
    @tabs3170 6 років тому +40

    "you are a toy" - Woodie 1996

  • @OutcastAngelV
    @OutcastAngelV 6 років тому +35

    2:49 I read that in Woody's voice when he was screaming at Buzz hahah

  • @fandomgirl8928
    @fandomgirl8928 6 років тому +37

    "I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly" 😂😂😂

  • @milkymannn2723
    @milkymannn2723 7 років тому +235

    I thought Charle couldn't read?

    • @Laura_Norda
      @Laura_Norda 7 років тому +25

      NOoBsTriKer101 - he just adapted

    • @exatixunboxings2924
      @exatixunboxings2924 6 років тому +1

      "Charlie​" lmao it's in the title

    • @heythere6804
      @heythere6804 6 років тому +4

      What do now?

    • @soup2961
      @soup2961 5 років тому +1

      Clams McGee do you think a pirate lives in there?

  • @kevinchenr
    @kevinchenr 3 роки тому +7

    3:57 that kid made Cube laugh. Now that's a life accomplishment.

  • @harmonymcnugget
    @harmonymcnugget 7 років тому +5

    I love ice cube said "I hope santa brings u a book of manners" so proper 😂😂

  • @city536
    @city536 7 років тому +31

    Ice cube needs his own YT channel, all the videos with him are awesome

  • @luissantos7343
    @luissantos7343 7 років тому +11

    Remembering Kevin Hart saying it was impossible to make Ice Cube laugh.
    "I though fat people were supposed to be jolly!" He breaks.

  • @_bad_editz_
    @_bad_editz_ Рік тому +2

    “Your not invited to my birthday party anymore” 😂
    The plumber one OMG THE FUTURE HAS BEEN TOLD

  • @TheWowwa
    @TheWowwa 7 років тому +5

    "I'll unthink you" and "you think like a stop sign" just makes me laughed sooo bad!

  • @andrewf3216
    @andrewf3216 6 років тому +20

    Why isnt "Dennis is **shole, why Charlie hate?"

  • @rasmustikka1505
    @rasmustikka1505 6 років тому +18

    I love how Cube says butt.

  • @CALMBEATS
    @CALMBEATS 7 років тому +174

    kids didn't write those .. 100%

    • @DanielChavez-nq7xb
      @DanielChavez-nq7xb 7 років тому

      CALMBEATS what have you that idea was it the Charlie day looks like a botch or your a poo poo head lol

  • @mehwhyausername1
    @mehwhyausername1 6 років тому +25

    "you are a toy"
    - a kid's version of calling someone a tool

  • @grainofsaltministries4836
    @grainofsaltministries4836 4 роки тому +5

    Charlie learned to read. Good for him!

  • @siena4235
    @siena4235 5 років тому +5

    2:16 - that one was sent in by Frank Reynolds

  • @petefunk
    @petefunk 7 років тому +20

    kids deez days with their savage insults

  • @connnnnnnor2096
    @connnnnnnor2096 7 років тому +9

    They forgot the classic "I know you are but what am i?"

    • @angrypanda4908
      @angrypanda4908 7 років тому

      C0nn0r'z Rekorder Rodeo Or the 'You're not my friend anymore.'

  • @Criticcizm
    @Criticcizm 7 років тому +3

    "It looks like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a hammer" lmao. That shit is hilarious.

  • @78taramarie
    @78taramarie 7 років тому +31

    I wonder what kids will say in 30 years

    • @the_true_moe6715
      @the_true_moe6715 7 років тому +7

      CTHEWOLF777 in 30 years all kids will be talking nothing but memes

    • @78taramarie
      @78taramarie 7 років тому

      THE_TRUE_MOE that's true

  • @thecool24681
    @thecool24681 7 років тому +792

    Why do these insults sound like the president? Weird.

    • @tyler838
      @tyler838 7 років тому +25

      thecool24681 yeah nice try, not even funny. You're probably like 14 and know nothing about politics anyway.

    • @Grape_Production
      @Grape_Production 7 років тому +11

      What are you doing on youtube? Go back to CNN.

    • @thecool24681
      @thecool24681 7 років тому +5

      🤓🤓🤓

    • @thecool24681
      @thecool24681 7 років тому +4

      ***** 😇😇😇😇

    • @cynidox
      @cynidox 7 років тому +8

      thecool24681 *when you know nothing about politics and want likes*

  • @sonnydavis4365
    @sonnydavis4365 7 років тому +2

    Charlie looks like the type of guy to actually say thes things to someone in a fight 😂😂😂

  • @moeelash
    @moeelash 7 років тому +12

    Charlie Day looks like a watered down RDJ

  • @carlfletcherjunior9076
    @carlfletcherjunior9076 7 років тому +23

    I'll unthink you xD

  • @momchilyankov2197
    @momchilyankov2197 6 років тому

    “I’ll unthink you” I’m dying😂😂

  • @allisonmariah1576
    @allisonmariah1576 6 років тому

    4:14 just by how he said it had me dead😆😆😂😂💀

  • @katemiller3919
    @katemiller3919 5 років тому +3

    “You’re not invited to my birthday party anymore.”

  • @alexandramadeira4345
    @alexandramadeira4345 7 років тому +411

    Is anybody else disappointed that Charlie Day isn't more like Charlie Kelly?

    • @MLSoll
      @MLSoll 7 років тому +53

      He usually actually acts a lot like Charlie Kelly in other interviews I've seen - He's a bit subdued here

    • @MLSoll
      @MLSoll 7 років тому +39

      Yes I've noticed that. He was on Jimmy Fallon the other day and even did a Nazi March on national television, which is very Charlie Kelly-ish. They are pretty much the same expect Charlie Day is literate and doesn't spend his time killing rats in a basement . lol
      With Ice Cube though he just he just seems a bit restrained, I don't know. It's weird.

    • @Jamesizzlin
      @Jamesizzlin 7 років тому +3

      Alexandra Madeira yeah I've noticed its only around cube he is kind of behaved. i bet hes just super offensive and hes trying not to be normal charlie to not offend ice cube. i can see something weird about charlie in his recent fist fight press

    • @audreys1843
      @audreys1843 7 років тому +65

      Alexandra Madeira he wouldn't even be able to read the notecards if he was like Charlie Kelly

    • @samwizell9078
      @samwizell9078 7 років тому +26

      James Buchanan No he always acts like that Charlie Day is not Charlie Kelly. If you've seen any interviews with him, he's obviously the main genius behind Always Sunny and nothing like his character. Stop trying to be a keyboard behaviorist.

  • @TheRealestIdealist
    @TheRealestIdealist 3 роки тому

    "I'll un-think you" ......DARK!! 😂

  • @Buxenwolf
    @Buxenwolf 7 років тому

    I liked the jolly joke and the door one for when I feel sassy lol

  • @hannahl1261
    @hannahl1261 7 років тому +11

    I love your videos

  • @jada_williams1121
    @jada_williams1121 7 років тому +8

    Cube makes it look so harsh

  • @JRocmasta
    @JRocmasta 7 років тому

    1:39 that really hit home 😪

  • @Leeyawnn
    @Leeyawnn 6 років тому

    "I'll unthink you" lol

  • @sjaakhalma
    @sjaakhalma 7 років тому +6

    2.53 YOU AAAAARE A TOYYYY!!!

  • @breadwinna1333
    @breadwinna1333 7 років тому +40

    respect ice cube ice aka the best rapper in the universe

  • @jaydendavidson9176
    @jaydendavidson9176 7 років тому +1

    Charlie day waited a couple then busted out the go fuck yourself, classic!😂

  • @iyonajones8251
    @iyonajones8251 6 років тому

    "See that door? I want you on the other side of it." Omg I lost it at that one 😂😂😂

  • @javarison5386
    @javarison5386 6 років тому +5

    Imagine being a kid that made Ice Cube laugh

  • @SS2_Vegeto
    @SS2_Vegeto 5 років тому +3

    4:19 Found the future serial killer.

  • @juannavarro465
    @juannavarro465 6 років тому +1

    “You know I’m jr high poo-poo head becomes shithead” I’m dead😂😂🤣🤣

  • @DeathTheKid6778
    @DeathTheKid6778 7 років тому +2

    "You got homework." Hahaha....... (he just died)

  • @juicewrld3616
    @juicewrld3616 4 роки тому +5

    I love Charlie Day too but it’s obvious Ice Cube can make all of his offensive by just saying it in his own way😂

  • @Chris-qt9uu
    @Chris-qt9uu 4 роки тому +5

    1:54 i get the context but at first i thought he said “this makes sense” cause ice cube is black 😂

  • @wajd3430
    @wajd3430 7 років тому +1

    "you got homework." 😂

  • @Skeliana
    @Skeliana 7 років тому +1

    "Work on your insults, kids."
    "Ya got homework."

  • @blaustein_autor
    @blaustein_autor 6 років тому +35

    So, did I get this right? This is a low-budget reenactment of the presidential election 2016?

  • @M.Bison94
    @M.Bison94 7 років тому +10

    A kid named furiousnymph? Uhhhhh what

    • @mikaylabyrd9361
      @mikaylabyrd9361 7 років тому

      M. Bison right I was like wait a minute...

  • @coryfaith3311
    @coryfaith3311 6 років тому +1

    When cube slowly starts slamming the papers down on the table..😂😂

  • @stephismith983
    @stephismith983 5 років тому

    “i’ll unthink you” bars

  • @rev.9683
    @rev.9683 6 років тому +4

    Charlie looks really cute sometimes 😇😍😜😆

  • @KeenanRohlman8323
    @KeenanRohlman8323 7 років тому +10

    Kitten mittens

  • @PsoPstrong
    @PsoPstrong 6 років тому

    "I'll unthink you." 😄

  • @RideTheMovie
    @RideTheMovie 4 роки тому +1

    "Hello I'm Ice Cube and I'am Charlie Day" haha

  • @louisr7341
    @louisr7341 7 років тому +249

    It's to long makes it pretty cringy

    • @sombii1692
      @sombii1692 7 років тому +25

      Like your spelling.

    • @louisr7341
      @louisr7341 7 років тому +2

      Slowly Dying sick roast but you do realise it's the internet and nobody with an actual good response gives a shit

    • @sombii1692
      @sombii1692 7 років тому +14

      "nobody with an actual good response gives a shit" trying to figure out what that means...

    • @louisr7341
      @louisr7341 7 років тому +2

      Slowly Dying it means if you have to resort to mocking my spelling which is the most cliche draw out thing to do on social media by the way, then it shows that you don't have a good comment to come back at me with showing how stupid you really are... but I kinda guessed you were a grammar Nazi already by your name and picture let me guess you like tumbler and danisnotonfire....am I correct?

    • @sombii1692
      @sombii1692 7 років тому +6

      Damn... not even close. But saying something is cringy sure is original and hilarious. We all know that.

  • @jaydendavidson9176
    @jaydendavidson9176 7 років тому +4

    Charlie day looks different out of movies hardcore, it's like he's a clone.....

  • @lulcvtthroat
    @lulcvtthroat 7 років тому

    "You're not invited to my birthday party anymore." 😂 ME.

  • @mayflower7811
    @mayflower7811 7 років тому +2

    Towards the end they started to get funnier

  • @stewartnelson2916
    @stewartnelson2916 7 років тому +4

    Is this no vaseline the sqeequal

  • @fdavid317
    @fdavid317 7 років тому +4

    Poo-Poo head.

  • @ezzelofficial7563
    @ezzelofficial7563 7 років тому

    1:44 i like how it says deleted account

  • @DarkxUver
    @DarkxUver 7 років тому +1

    "You got homework"
    Listen that kids~ lmoa

  • @2010RSHACKS
    @2010RSHACKS 7 років тому +74

    charlie day got more makeup on than a teenage girl

  • @exceptionallycreativeusern593
    @exceptionallycreativeusern593 7 років тому +20

    Trump did a good job with these insults.

  • @sheldorf1724
    @sheldorf1724 3 роки тому

    2:22 someone once said exactly that to me in middle school

  • @EverythingPossible14
    @EverythingPossible14 7 років тому +8

    This is really cringy

  • @roronoadoggo
    @roronoadoggo 6 років тому +5

    11 years ago, my first day of school. We had basketball in PE and someone made a mistake. I told the teacher about it and she said "it was not a mistake". My answer was: "why should i listen to you about sports when you're so fat you can't even run 200 meters"
    Later my mum saw her and she agreed with me

  • @borarosalia
    @borarosalia 6 років тому

    I always come back to this video, so I could watch the "You can't come to my birthday party anymore" part over and over again

  • @niasiasr2914
    @niasiasr2914 7 років тому +1

    Found myself to be on an Ice Cube video binge...I am very happy

  • @bmoji
    @bmoji 7 років тому +27

    Should of had "I wish you went to columbine"

  • @dannigamboa3755
    @dannigamboa3755 7 років тому +1

    The way ice cube says stuff got me dead XD

  • @FriesPvP
    @FriesPvP 6 років тому +1

    "You're clinically stupid" made my lmao

  • @ayelemensah8816
    @ayelemensah8816 4 роки тому +1

    I still can’t get over the gummy bear pee one. That was really creative!

  • @DaughterOfTheKingdom16
    @DaughterOfTheKingdom16 6 років тому +1

    lmaooo kids are hilarous i love their honesty.. sometimes when i am at work with the kids they say the craziest things to each other im like wow so mean yet so creative.