3:22 Dog: Let's learn to clap! Jaxen: I already know how to clap. Dog: BABIES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLAP, THEY LEARN FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jaxen: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy: Patter cake patter cake bakers man, bake me as fastest you can roll it and pat it and mark it little B and put it if the over for baby and me! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
It reminds me of my other dog toy! Something it says: "this is the way we wash our hands3x, this is the way we wash our hands until they're squeaky clean!"
I can't believe I'm saying this... but Fortnite's dance emotes are more tolerable than this. That said, THANK GOD for the Bamma Slamma Mamma Jamma Hamma... again! Plus a thousand times more!
Jaxen Ross: Does That Hurt?
Dog: **Giggles**
yep.
Sun Over!
Thanks for temporarily curing my depression.
Thx
1:35 "You're soooooooo- big!"
Ok, but I need to make sure you're old enough.
Lol
Jaxen: So big? Well not as big as the mega industrial bam slam gadget!
lol
1 seconds old
Bam slam gadget
Dog: "Let's Dance..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
EAS CEC it’s a.....dog
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
It's a dog 🐕
its a dog you idiot X2
Matias Unicay I don’t know why you keep on saying idiot, but that’s mean you idiot
2:07 kinda sounds like a remix
TheCreamyDoraemon true
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO-Uh Oh! *laughs*
Does that hurt?
@@jonmcintyre1144yyy😂
Jaxen: stabs the toy in the heart
Toy: *laughs*
🐶
Lol.
@Bastian Inostroza - Official Channel / Ad Hater 2:32
Jaxen: I'm puncturing your heart!
Me: Oh my God, it's my ex boyfriend
Da fawk?
That was so funny
"Bake me this dog as fast as you can"
**CHINA INTENSIFIES**
Lol, imagine the toy uprising against this guy if he lived in the Toy Story universe.
I hopefully will make that parody soon and I’ll put every toy in the first film plus sids to be destroyed
Somebody should do a collab with him for that. I'd watch that
Sid
@RobGamerDaBoyGuy it’s worse than Sid. It’s Sid II. SATAN
3:22 Dog: Let's learn to clap!
Jaxen: I already know how to clap.
Dog: BABIES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLAP, THEY LEARN FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaxen: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's 2023, wake up
Slenders are a thing
SSSniperwolf doxxed Jacksfilms
UA-cam blocked AD Blockers
So much happened
Puppy: Patter cake patter cake bakers man, bake me as fastest you can roll it and pat it and mark it little B and put it if the over for baby and me! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
3:42 l love you
That ‘lets-‘ ‘die’ got me snortin
Dog:let s
Jaxen:die
'lets-' drown
Snorting what?
@mrsoggydoritos67 he though it was funny
0:25 got me dying
Dog: let's learn to clap! clap, clap an-
Jaxen: hell naw ima bash you
Dog: "Let's Play!" "SHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNN!"
EAS CEC that’s a dog
Its a dog
It’s a dog
its a dog you idiot
Matias Unicay You do not call people idiots
2:07 Bam gudget doing high bass for ABC song, "laughed soo hard"
Its on beaat
H I J K L M N O OOPSIE
2:07 A B C D E (hammer blocks sound) F G H I J K (again) L M N O P oopsie
3:54
DOG: HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!
DOG: Let's...
JAXEN ROSS: Die! Hahahahahaha!
This man is a real life Sid from Toy Story, minus the emo clothing and room
He grew up
0:14 Don't worry, China will do that for you.
0:13
I kinda wanted to make that joke...
It reminds me of my other dog toy! Something it says: "this is the way we wash our hands3x, this is the way we wash our hands until they're squeaky clean!"
DOG: LETS PLAY!
JAXEN ROSS: LET'S KILL!!!!
Dog: Sing a *stops*
Jaxen: *laughs*
Dog.exe has stopped working
Dog: Sing a- *stop*
Me: Underdog.
I don't know why, but I get goosebumps when you destroy such innocent robot toys that move.
Same
Same
Me too
True
Same
Alright, the dog's had enough, refuses to dance and wiggle.
Dog: Let’s-
(Bubbles)
Jaxon Ross: DIIIIIIIEE ((wheeze)
What if somebody was coming down the street and they saw a flying dog. LOL
LMAO
William xD
AAA X That’s Me!
Imagine the damage it could do to a windshield
You mean at 0:25?
5:27 when you get spanked:
Wiggle Dog:Lets-*Drowns*
Jaxen:*DIE*
I'm Asian and I enjoyed this.
Jaxen: Everybody do the flop!
(dog falls off building)
I feel bad for it tho stil....
This is beautiful
Me too the toy dog is so cute
Imagine if a person saw you do it and call a mentor hospital 😂
3:49 SING A-
That "Lets- Die" part got me laughin'
3:55
Toy: lets...
Him: (drowning the toy) die
Dog: let's play. Jaxen: let's kill
0:19 ha haa haaaa so funny in not joking
0:25 nice throw
came as soon as heard
3:00: I laughed so hard...
3:50 THAT IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:51
@@tonyaelliott4059 4:01
3:51
2:07 perfect remix
When you said I'm puncturing your heart, it made me laugh 2:35
1:44 jaksen:bam slam gagit dog: hey apple ops jacsen:no you've meant to do that on porpoise
the man behind the destruction
Yes!!!! Dog-hi there!
Jaxen-bye there!
Omg I better start digging my grave cause I can’t breath!!!! Lol 😂
3:49 SING UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:00 Start
2:03 Remix
7:06 End
4:18 Those f**king Hanna Barbera sound effects on this toy.
I Hate Hanna Barbara!
Jaxen: Bake me this dog as fast as you can
Me: never knew you where Korean
I'm sorry I just had to
I can't believe I'm saying this... but Fortnite's dance emotes are more tolerable than this. That said, THANK GOD for the Bamma Slamma Mamma Jamma Hamma... again! Plus a thousand times more!
0:27 how is it still alive?!! 😒😒
3:48 sing a-
me: ultra suplex DOG me when it dies: oh he wasnt that suplex after all
Why is this so hilarious?!
Dog: *giggles* Hi there!
Jaxen: Bye there!
A stuffed animal in the background be like: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
That thing did the same thing when I destroyed the "My World" toy
0:13 bake me as dog as fast as you can
R.I.P.
Dance n wiggle toy
2011-2019
GET IT YOU BITCH
666
Sorry it's a scary text
BAM AND SLAM!!!
Dog:**giggles**
Ooh-kay then, cat person
We got ice...🆘
We got ice…🆘
I got dance moves. Jaxen: BAM AND SLAM
wow i’m surprised of how durable this toy is
Same
It's made for very young kids, who'll throw it all around, so it must be very durable
Of course it’s durable. Babies throw their toys at the wall
lol true
Just imagine your a grown up, and your 4 year old child comes and shows you this
Lol.
This was my childhood toy and I have it to this day.
Maybe for nostalgia
2:05 ABC Rap Hip Hop that hammer really made a beat
2:05 Now let's Imagine that Little Blue sings the ABC
1:56 Pee-yew
2:10 I'm sure that Little Blue needs the dia per change
2:22 Why Is this?
2:13 Does that hurt?
4:07 how is jesus a bad word
to annoyingly sensitive people it is.
He really said "$HIT IS THIS?!?!"
The censorship didn’t do much.
“J-SUS!”
3:55 if the hammer don’t work put the test subject aka the toy put it in the water make sure it’s damaged
Dude your videos are so funny keep up the good work!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HI THERE 3:01
If Disney makes a r rated toy story live action we have the best guy to play as Sid
Sometimes I wonder what the neighbors think of you XD
They Are Normal With Jaxen
I'm still waiting for my let's rock Elmo destruction please do it soon
I lose it whenever he yeets it into the water lol
This dog was my childhood lol
0:21 Puppy: let’s dance Jaxen: no Puppy:A B C D E F G H I J K L Jaxen: throws him off
1:13 and THROWWWWWWWWWW IT IN THE AIR
3:20 let’s learn to clap clap yeah let’s dance
3:53 Dog: *giggles and falls in the water* Let's-
You: Die!
*gets beat mercilessly* HI THERE!
Jaxon said let’s kill!! Dance and wiggle said Hi there!!
“Let’s learn to clap!” 😏
4:32 football 4:33 more football
2:24 Lets learn to CRAP, CRAP, CRAAAAAP
Dog: lets dance! 0:20
Jaxen: ｎｏ
Also Jaxen: 0:23
0:13 *Bake me this dog as fast as you can.* -Jaxen Ross 2019
THE DOG... IS... INEVITABLE...
At least, for a little while.
Thats acuatly a dog
EDIT: thanks for the likes!
No
@@nicholasmohr3353 yes
@@Holiday_Studios No
@@Matthew-mo7wh yes
No
0:30 SON OF A 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That toy stops like the singing pizza Elmo.
The dog is a goner, because it’s getting the destroy treatment
2:41 One Clap, 2 Clap 3- *You Kill The Dog* SHUT UP
R.I.P MY CHILDHOOD
(Seriously it was my childhood)
Not mine
Dance and wiggle dog: (Laughs) Let's...
Jaxen: DIE!
Dog: Lets Dance In 0:21
Jaxen: No.
Dog:ABCDE
Dog: Singing While Throwing On The Road HIJKLMN
Jaxen: Son Of All
0:30 ...cussing cuss word
PETA wants to: know your location.
ThugPenguin my is yo mama is ugly
if your happy and you know it smash the dog CLAP CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:25 he probably broke his bones
3:35 hi there he got I-
Dog:let's dance Jaxen:let's kill