Another thing Germany will have to apologize for...
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Germany: i have good roads
Belgium: I have them a bit worse...
Russia: You guys have roads?
Russia do have roads tho
*romania
@@smellslikechicken6622 they do have roads just not a lot of roads
The roads are so bad, that it would be better if they had no roads
@@atomicks3467 true but barely anyone live in the 20mile radius especially in Siberia
Germany and France: Get into an argument.
Luxembourg and Belgium: 👁👄👁
I dislike when Russia and the USA fight
I hate mostly when they fight with nukes
Meanwhile Netherlands: *confused screaming*
@@BestMster everyone else: *_terrified appeasement_*
@@livispuzzled Britain: *ah shit, here we go again*
@@SnowyButterfly1 you should hate when they kill you like all the time even if you in us they kill you Greek they kill you star war they kill you
Fun fact: Finland is ranked as the most depressed country, and happy nation in europe.
just for anyone wondering, *this is only for europe, and also probably very outdated*
Wait, the most depressed is Lithuania, isn't it?
Really? I thought the country was another one
@Soumyadeep Chatterjee correct that is what happens
I'm from Finland and I can tell you that I have no idea why are we called the happiest people in the world, like what the heck, why. We aren't even happy, pretty much every other teen is depressed here or something IDK 😐
@Soumyadeep Chatterjee I thought it was North Korea or Afghanistan
Drew: *“They must have to vibrate like a phone to get around”*
This made me laugh more than it should’ve
Tree
@@seddon7899 i like your countryball.
when i see the "wach out road damage" signs in Germany i always feel like they don't apply to me as a Belgian being used to damaged roads...
Chicken fried steak is german but sounds american
Wait until he hears what happens when you fill it with ham and cheese
Um bcs the name is American the real name is schnitzel
Wait till he finds out where German chocolate cake and Chinese fortune cookies come from.
A German food has a American name, but if you fill it with Dutch cheese and ham you have cordon Bleu,a French word.
it is called a Schnitzel in germany and germanic countries
and the other thing sounds french
Cordon Bleu
@@flopjul3022 >Germanic countries
...That includes the US though
Lemme give you the linguistic family tree:
Germanic
>West Germanic
>>North Sea Germanic
>>>Anglo-Frisian
>>>>Anglic
>>>>>English
Drew does not seem to realize that neutrality means that you do not fight until you are attacked. He seems to have neutrality confused with pacifism.
Börk?
@@Soulfin aren’t the countryballs using the English language? So I’m pretty sure it’s attached
@@bruhhub7489 i don’t think you’re getting the idea
@@bruhhub7489 bruh, no that's not the case. They using the English language because they speak English ( the people who make the comics ) the country balls don't have anything to do with English
Look at Switzerland, they are basically the angry pitbull that barks at everyone but is actually a super nice family dog.
"wait germany where is ur partner?"
Germany: "in ze oven"
In the FURNACE
omg thats a crazy one 😂🤦🤦🤦😬😬😬
Too soon
@@fishraposo7192 80 years too soon
Ww2 memories
for those who are confused about what världskrig means (from the joke beginning at 2:26), it means world war
I figured as much
If you see this I just wanna ask. How do you know? Did you use Google translate or are you from Sweden?
@@Swedish_teenager I'm Swedish
The only question we Germans ask ourselves in connection with Belgian roads is: Why are the motorways illuminated at night?
I actually think that's a great idea
People have night blindness
giving them more light means they can drive safely at night as well
@@gandalf_thegrey it's to see the potholes
It kind of becomes the Belgians’ fault if the roads still aren’t fixed after 80 years
The last time they fixed the roads in a timely manner, Germany soon invaded, again.
@@ladymacbethofmtensk896 When they fix their roads we need to prepare for WW3
The entire German army is waiting at the border wearing invisibility suits waiting to attack.
Belgium should visit Poland see how to make proper potholes ... even german airforce gonna get stuck
Ooof, im not the only one with this flag on my profile
0:00 Ha Belgian politicians would love that excuse
0:01
@@BasicallyAPerson 2:00
Germany: why are the roads so bad????
beligum: HUH I WONDER WHY
Germany: Me too
beligum: BOI IF U DONT
@@SnowyButterfly1 and I hate you :)
@@theemperororsomethingidont6897 why hate Poland ball tho
She did nothing
@@SnowyButterfly1 shut the up, you cannot into spaces
@@SnowyButterfly1 then I will commit attack to rocket
*bam*
"This sounds like the most american thing"
The US barley have anything of their own, most of the things they think are theirs aren't.
Just like Rome.
The Internet is American.
Most companies on the Internet are American companies
The popular culture of the world is heavily dominated by American culture
US movies, TV Series, Comics, Music are heavily consumed by the world
US is a cultural, economic and technological superpower..
@@darylgrimes2601 and I bet it all is labeled "Made in China"
M4 Sherman?
M4A4 Abrams?
Oh yeah lets just forget the first two nuclear bombs made yeah america doesn't own anything
Fun fact about poland and the porta potties, in poland the "toitoi" (the brand that makes porta potties in poland) is actually a national meme, this is because they are renouned for being legit everywhere and being just down right disghousting......😅
yeah in the Netherlands we call them "dixi's" and it's a meme here aswell, I guess it's not really a polish national meme but just international with different names lol
hah, germany has both, so we get double the amount of shitty toilets
Germany doesn't need to apologise, they did Belgium a service by making their roads bad so if any other foreign country decides to invades, their tanks will get blocked
Tanks are designed for moving in hard terrains, bad roads wont stop them
Genau
Fun fact
The american army had to make a plan to get around the ring of antwerp (very busy roads)
As they land in atwerp port in case of war
@@mariellevandenborne2361 Another interesting fact: Apparently the jumbled systems of roads in western Europe made Eisenhower so frustrated that he was inspired to build the Interstate Highway System here in America after he became president, so we wouldn't have that problem.
@@mariellevandenborne2361 tell me about the ring of antwerp.
U can be stuck in traffic there for hours.
I can never get over the fact that the Poland ball is just Voltorb...lol
Or electrode
Omfg yes
thanks lol
Oh my god..
@@SnowyButterfly1 you can’t fool me your Indonesia
1:19 "What the hell is the U.S.A. doing in this group" Well, U.S.A. did really pick neutral during WW1 and WW2 before joined the war at Allied side.
Yeah, because as another comment said, neutral means you stay out of it until someone attacks you, not to be confused with pacifism
Neutrality...
USA was neutral until WWI when Germany had to send something to their Sapnsih rival down south
If our country was warned of a "TWAT" being launched at it, I would simultaneously laugh and cry
it obviously stands for The Wounderous Assault Teacup
Meanwhile
Germany: Belgium, why are your roads so bad
Belgium: ...
70 Years Ago
Germany: Haha Panzer division go brr
Belgium: *RUN FOR YOUR LIFEE*
*The UK turns around with a missile labeled “twat”*
Me: *WHEEZE*
You can actually hear the "TWAT"
@@mohammeded-dahbi7603 fr
last time I was this early drew wasn't a brush
@@SnowyButterfly1 yes
Impossible.
@@SnowyButterfly1 Poland can into space
Year
@@SnowyButterfly1 no
Belgium just wants to enjoy some waffles
LUFTWAFFLES
I MADE A JOKE LIKE THIS
Luftwaffles lmao
They were a part of the "Waffle" SS
The state of the German Air Force during 1945:
I schmel luftwaffles
Finland: Happiest Country on Earth
Also Finland: 9th highest depression rate in the world and tied for third highest in Europe at 5.6%
That's probably more to do with being so far north, though. To much dark does make people depressed, and the nights can drag on a bit, feeling like they don't end for days...
2:46 this country ball look like a Rimuru- sama Slime
I clicked as fast as USA when there is oil
US: Oil where?
Random country: I have some, would you like some? I'm willing to share.
US: pummels country, and takes the oil.
That same random country: sigh. At least he's smiling a bit.
@@SnowyButterfly1 to you too, cheers!
@@SnowyButterfly1 Hey guess what ?
@@SnowyButterfly1 Germany and Russia are friends again
Impossible friend. Even sonic is slower.
Putin: "President Biden, I wish you the best of health"
*[Not even 4 days Later]*
Biden: (Trips and Falls Down the stairs to Air force one, Hurts his ankle)
Putin should send some babushkas to give the Karens some real hell.
LMAO
Get rekt biden
Belgium: Hi, I'm offering you some waf-
Congo: FRICK YOU *_HITS HIM WITH BASEBALL BAT_*
Belgium: 🔪🙌
That should be axe
2:18 Norway is Actually the Happiest Country in the World
But, buy happy They Mean Best to Live
2:32 ä,ö,ü is only in german ä=ae ö=oe ü=ue i live in germany...
So early I managed to catch the civil war in action
Ah the ancient tribal civil war in Egypt wasn't it? Obviously kids like you don't know about the civil war of the *s t o n e*
@@edusc6893 Teach me more. Sensei...
@@edusc6893 I love my ashy foot African brothers in Egypt
@@methodOW good
"Världskrig 2" means "World war 2"
Värld = World
Krig = War (Similar to German "Krieg")
I am Pole and i can say that Finlandia is 1 of the best vodkas which I ever drink.
It is the *BEST* vodka
Poland made such perfect vodka, that is was indistinguishable from any other vodka. They started to put grass in it so they could know it was Polish.
Grey goose from France. Now that's vodka.
@@exelenttee Can it be vodka if it is made in western Europe? Like you can made sparkling wine in eastern Europe but you cannot call that Champagne.
@@Knihti1 yes.
0:01 sad crying Belgium noises
This is where my rabbit hole started, I couldn’t escape it, I’m still trapped
Europe: Is having tensions
Poland: *Bruh moment*
“I can’t show the last”
*proceeds to not cut it out showing the punchline*
1:32 as a portuguese, i can confirm this would 100% happen
**Sad A Noises**
Olá, meu querido amigo tuga! Abraços do Brasil!
The joke about Ohio is that
Well, good morning in Japanese is pronounced "Ohio"
Its more like "Ohayou"
BELGIUM PLUSHY PLS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fun fact- tanks in 1914 not exist
True but we reduced it
Lol
1:38 i faceslapped myself repeatedly for a whole minute
3:26 same with this when i translated pain into bread
Britain in 1770s :*gets beaten by militia*
America in the 1960s:* gets beaten by a bunch of farmers*
Moral of the stories: Fighting farmers in forested territory is hard. Don't do it if you can help it.
4:00
Me in 2022: Um... yes, actually.
I mean, the meme is referring to the Crimea incident if 2014
2:39 världskrig 2 världs=world krig= war
1:40 I’m done 😂😂😂
The USA Countryball summary is funny. XD
@@brunothebat4122 lol
Who agrees that drew is perfect for a voiceover of Poland in like Countryball series
4:27 AMOGUS REFERENCE 😳😳😳🤯👌😭🙏
cringe dude
@@gamering2354 bruh that was a year ago...
@@gamering2354 🤡🤡
@@dinglemcdangledonglethat was an year agp
What?
3:45
Brazil+Portugal: ✧‿✧
Other countries: why do i hear Boss music?
1:25 the us never declared war until threatened or attacked
@l4ka never declared war. Look it up
1:47 it shouldn't be usa, they just traveled in europ for a round. 3/4 of the total divisions were in the east line
Germany *Invades Belgium*
The rest of Europe - No you can't do that!
The Congo - : )
Belgium never invaded congo, what is this for joke
@@wafelswafels8613 That's right. Leopold II. outright colonized and genocided in the Congo. Vastly different from an Invasion!
@@gandalf_thegrey Exactly.
Greece discovers gyros at 4000BC.
Turkey makes a kebab
Also Turkey:You stole my recipe
Greece: ._.
Sounds like a salty greek.
@@Proxima_Livion Bruh do you even know Greek history
@@yoghor yes, some
@@Proxima_Livion Well I know all Greek history
@@yoghor cool I know rough greek history from 430 BC up to now. I say that because you don't seem to get that I know that greece and turkey are not the best of friends. Really, how can one joke turn into such a conversation?
4:13
As an iranian:
1) They wrote "no" wrong in the Iran Arabia one, the Farsi word isn't written like that
2) hell yeah ! Square plates all the way
Fun fact: In 1974 Swedish car manufacturer “Volvo” built and sold 1000 cars to North Korea. They still haven’t paid for the cars.
IS IT JUST ME, DREW IS THAT ONE HISTORY MEMER THAT KIDS WILL LEARN IN THERE HISTORY TEXT BOOK IN 3021
3021 Drew Durnil would have died already unless he becomes a robot or a cyborg
@@thespaceman9146 bro he could be a did you know ? article person
*ahem* their*
their* not there.
@@thespaceman9146 i was correcting the comments grammar because they said "kids will learn in there history..." and it's just the wrong spelling. there is a place like overr there. their Is a pronoun to refer to a group of people or person of unknown gender and they're is they are
The reason Belgium roads are shit is because the municipalities which the roads run through are responsible for their maintenance
Interesting. So it's sorta like here in the Philippines where only the Capital region and big cities have good/great roads and the rest are either fine, mediocre, or sh*t.
Those municipalities are taking no chances in the event of another German invasion. After all, Frau Merkel does seem like the invading type.
@@ladymacbethofmtensk896 Merkel is softie as heck, she has no guts, she won't do thing like that.
Belgian taxes: 21%
Destination of taxes: everything, but not the roads
that missile Britain had on 0:57 just got me
Belgium was created to be a speedbump between Germany and France hence why the roads are bad.
Fun fact, the German A7V Heavy Tank was not ordered until 1917. And it wasn’t even used until 1918. So the first one is historically inaccurate and bothers me.
0:09 Tanks were invented by britain in 1916 actually
Well, this tank looks a bit different. I might be a prototype
I literally read the comics this morning, and I litterally thought to myself, "Man, I wish drew made another countryballs video" and here we are now...
5:35 he said cocaina perfectly, its kind of impressive really
He said ganja perfectly too
I love how the British prime minister and the king/queen and the us presidents don’t hate each other, it’s the people.
Even though they both border Russia, I think North Korea and Norway are still super far away. I don't think of Canada and Mexico as neighbors just because they both border the USA.
And what about Canada and Denmark. Or the US and Russia?
Drew's favorite words: LET"S GO and oof
25th, nice
Let’s start giving Poland some respect and get him into space
10:45 Drew: sees Schnitzel
Drew: Surprised that it is German
Me a Dutch person: that is one of germany's most populair type of meat
Drew: Surprised Pikachu face
With a name like Schnitzel it has to be from germany, no other language uses sch sounding like sh
Timestap be like:
Hmm yes, i love schnitzel even more when i have a good mushroom sauce and fries/chips/Pommes. Just delicius
@@vita8343 with mushroom sauce it is called Jägerschnitzel
As a Hungarian if there are any Polish on here I feel your pain and you will always have a friend one country away.
🇵🇱
Is a joke
Dzięki, rozumiem że to żart ale mnie wkórza
that's countryballs rules
2:24 World Happiness Index isn't actually a measure of happiness. It measures quality of life, faith in government, education, so on and so on... not actually whether or not the people are happy.
10:00 Hey the chicken fried steak come from Italy! 😂
Yep it’s called Milanese it’s a tipical dish
Traduction: milanese-> come from Milano/Milan that’s why the name
@@Boretheory anche se forse la Milanese potrebbe riferirsi solo alla bistecca di manzo. Mentre quella tedesca (che deduco sia la Vienesse) è di pollo (?)
Does not look it up -_-
"Ohayou" has same pronunciation with "Ohio" , and in Japanese means "Good Morning"
Ohayou Ohio
4:37 when you said that i was so loud laughing, it 24 hour clock, not like in america am/pm it snot 1400 only 14/2pm
3:14 USE THE CONSOLE POLAND!
9:19 okay that's the funniest meme that drew dunnil showed us of all time 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.
6:12 Little Portugal:
I exist you know?
Btw it's in California
That’s actually true we are building more nukes
1:05
If you look closely on the rocket that Uk is holding, you’ll see the word “TWAT”
Ireland: Welcome to the great rivalry cooking show! The show where rival nations team up to see who can cook the best dish!
Bacon and cabbage mo chairde
What does mo chairde mean
0:48 WE HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER THROUGH IT AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL AND WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHHHOOOOOOOVEEE i know these aren’t exact but whatever
0:19 this is funny for several reasons
Israel doesn't vibrate, it moves through the 4th dimension
Estonia: I am Nordic. USA, Norway Sweden finland, russia, germany, and basically the rest of the world: *No.*
Alaska: Oh yeah: I bet you can't go being cold for a minute!
Texas: How about an Hour?
Alaska: How about a Day?
Texas: You're On!
Well, Poland and Germany aren't really rivals, are they? Everything was so one-sided. Germany always won easily and now only the Polish have strong feelings Germany, but not the other way arround. I admire Poland, I don't see them as rival.
The Roads of belgium aren't worse that the Roads of Rome XD
Balkans: first time?
What the!? California stole my idea! I was supposed to make Little Tokyo. I have a higher Japanese population!
4:33 Drew: I don't think I can show the last panel.
Also Drew 2 years later: *shows the last panel of that same comic*
The comic with the big canada hat and the squeezed america was also in another of drews videos called This country always carries the team
As a Belgian I must say: bad roads confirmed :)
5:10 in Israel we have a lot of parties, and they need to form a government based on idiology
the israeli elections one got me wheezing. this is how it accurately went, 110% accuracy I feel personally attacked XD
Usa has canada as hat
Indonesia has Malaysia as a hat
Andorra has france as a hat
But Gibraltar having spain as a hat
Late Response but whatever
1:10
The UK has been pushing for a reunited Anglosphere or at the very least CANZUK which if successful would make the Newly formed Country/Union an Economic Juggernaut and 4th Largest Economic power in the world only behind the USA, China, and the EU , I can't really do it justice talking about it here as simply put I can't even comprehend the scale of such a change this would have to the world especially of for some reason the US opts to Join this Union as it would make a Superpower with no immediate threat to its power it's just insane if you are legitimately interested look it up yourself
Plot twist... Finlandia is Polish Vodka :D
1:53
True true very true.
8:29 wtf-
As someone from Arkansas, I can confirm the only thing interesting here is Walmart
in Belgium they made the roads good again