This song holds a special place in my heart. Being raised surrounded by religion, it's funny, I love this song because it makes fun of religion, one thing I've hated since childhood.
All the seats at the Sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massive asses, Classes pass as fast as molasses. Ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit of Leviticus. All the kids are a little too little for this. All the parents nod in agreement - "I think I can vaguely see what he meant." It's too early in the morning glory To read another allegory story, The father, reads a little bit farther, Assuring the assured that they need not bother "When god, in verse 45, said that slaves are okay to buy, He meant that people, all from the start Each have slaves within their hearts. Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery... And then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves..." (Uh, He-ju-the Bible's sorta like... It's like, typos... didn't...) In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod My god, they're starting to pray And over the music I can hear them say "dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh. The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater, I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request There's so much pain beyond this steeple, Wars and drugs and homeless people. Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and Soulja Boy. A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first... Jesus? Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, "Hail Mary full of grace." Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope I know a couple dude's who wanna elope See the church said, "nope" so the bros can't cope. (the bros can grope but the bros can't cope) They've been in love, they've been addicted Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did. Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted. Cause you can be a benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but You can't have benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick What? Yeah, a dick on a pope is Just like a soap on a rope cause it's Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen. Hallelujah, now it's raining men, Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10. Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire It was Oedipus, those holy nights The holy motherfucking Christ. I'm a blasphemer post-Katrina cruising the marina. On a crusade to cruise aids And blast FEMA You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya. Amen In the name of the father, son and holy ghost Head, shoulders, knees and toes Turn up your nose, strike that pose. Hey, Macarena
This is actually less about mocking God and more on mocking the self righteous people who claim to know them and forcing their believes upon others. So if you believe in god and you don't like this song, it's not gonna get any better. Praying or something might make you feel better. Have a nice day.
they believe being offended gives them power. Frankly, the fact that they think being offended let's them ruin the fun for everyone else offends me even more
Just wanted to say, I'm part of a church that goes out and actually helps people. We're not all pretentious pricks that think we're better than everyone. We go on missions trips to help people in other countries, we have a shelter in Haiti for abandoned children, we feed the homeless, etc. We're all about getting out there and helping our community. Soooo yeah...
No it condones a different kind of slavery. Not the racial modern slavery you're thinking of. Back then people sold themselves as slaves to pay off debts, slaves were not whipped or treated badly.
You're....kidding, right? Preeeeetty sure slaves were treated badly, considering the first modern spur of Christianity was in Ancient Rome....Slaves were treated badly babe. A lot of it was racial, also. Anyways, yeah.
BulkDestroyer I'm not kidding...the only slaves that were treated badly mentioned in the Bible were the Hebrews. And yes, they were enslaved based on the fact that they were Hebrews. But God got them out of that situation asap.
Am I the only one who finds it weird that I can’t find the live Netflix version of this special? I know for a FACT I watched this special… and it’s not available ANYWHERE. What conspiracy am I not aware of? Lol
Daniel Tosh and Demetri Martin (nice job spelling his name correctly) are nothing alike. They use two completely different styles of stand-up comedy. Demetri Martin is usually based around artwork and one-liners, and Daniel Tosh is just offensive and repulsive and uses an inappropriate or dirty sense of humor with his work. Bo Burnham (nice job spelling his name correctly also) is somewhat offensive, but he plays and expresses his art through music. So, you are just off really, completely off.
If you enjoy Bo's work, you might like this edit I made using clips from his show "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous" set to his song "Goodbye" (from the "Inside" special): ua-cam.com/video/iyqYtC7saDM/v-deo.html
You think your clever for mocking the lord and the the preaching of the holy bible but your cursed for this after death. i cant believe the things people enjoy these days and everyone that encourages you for the blasphemy you cause is just as at fault
You think you're clever because a book you probably didn't even read properly says that you're going to heaven for believing in a God who condemns the entire human race for a mistake he made.
He’s not mocking the lord, nor even mocking Christianity, he is mocking self righteous Christians. The type of Christians who pick and choose what part of the Bible to pay attention to in order to justify hate.
"In the name of the father son and Holy Ghost..." ...
"Head, shoulders, knees, and toes"
"Turn up your nose... strike that pose..."
"HEY MACARANA"
I can't believe that he used Fort Minor's "Believe Me" as the instrumental,,, That just makes this song even better
it's just a track on garage band fort minor used it from garage band too
+ricky skellham ah, well shit
+Alton Jones still love both songs tho!
His word play is genius!
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes
Turn up your nose, strike that pose
HEY MACARENA!
Just so funny! XD
This song holds a special place in my heart. Being raised surrounded by religion, it's funny, I love this song because it makes fun of religion, one thing I've hated since childhood.
even though this comment was like 2 years ago, i fully agree. being forced to be a christian growing up has made me resent it
@@emilee6727 I just learned a little knowledge and didn't believe in all powerful beings. Now I'm a Satanist.
The music in this is everything I want in life
All the seats at the Sunday masses,
Filled with the mass's massive asses,
Classes pass as fast as molasses.
Ceremonial reading glasses.
Read a little bit of Leviticus.
All the kids are a little too little for this.
All the parents nod in agreement -
"I think I can vaguely see what he meant."
It's too early in the morning glory
To read another allegory story,
The father, reads a little bit farther,
Assuring the assured that they need not bother
"When god, in verse 45, said that slaves are okay to buy,
He meant that people, all from the start
Each have slaves within their hearts.
Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton
God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery...
And then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves..."
(Uh, He-ju-the Bible's sorta like...
It's like, typos... didn't...)
In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod
My god, they're starting to pray
And over the music I can hear them say
"dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword.
Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh.
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater,
I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white
And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request
There's so much pain beyond this steeple,
Wars and drugs and homeless people.
Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and Soulja Boy.
A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight
But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first...
Jesus?
Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, "Hail Mary full of grace."
Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope
I know a couple dude's who wanna elope
See the church said, "nope" so the bros can't cope.
(the bros can grope but the bros can't cope)
They've been in love, they've been addicted
Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did.
Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted.
Cause you can be a benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but
You can't have benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick
What? Yeah, a dick on a pope is
Just like a soap on a rope cause it's
Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen.
Hallelujah, now it's raining men,
Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10.
Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation
Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire
It was Oedipus, those holy nights
The holy motherfucking Christ.
I'm a blasphemer post-Katrina cruising the marina. On a crusade to cruise aids
And blast FEMA
You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya.
Amen
In the name of the father, son and holy ghost
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Turn up your nose, strike that pose.
Hey, Macarena
This is actually less about mocking God and more on mocking the self righteous people who claim to know them and forcing their believes upon others. So if you believe in god and you don't like this song, it's not gonna get any better. Praying or something might make you feel better. Have a nice day.
Why does this sound like it could be from Hamilton or something
ur brain is 2 powerful
I believe in god but this song is so damn good!
by FAR his most underated song
DEEEEBBRRRRAAAAAA
i can rap this whole thing perfectly
w o a h
I just rapped along to this at 1:25 speed. it was sooooooo much fun.
also, at 2x speed he just sounds panicked
+Shooting Star XD
Simply Epic.
Agreeable
Come on, face it
Bo Burnham is the rebirth of Christ.
You should read “the second coming” by John Niven, afterwards read your comment again… you’re absolutely right
they believe being offended gives them power. Frankly, the fact that they think being offended let's them ruin the fun for everyone else offends me even more
My way or the highway Yahweh. There's so much suffering outside this steeple...Hate and rape and Soldier Boy.
Hah!
Just wanted to say, I'm part of a church that goes out and actually helps people. We're not all pretentious pricks that think we're better than everyone. We go on missions trips to help people in other countries, we have a shelter in Haiti for abandoned children, we feed the homeless, etc. We're all about getting out there and helping our community. Soooo yeah...
The book you follow still condones slavery. Soooo yeah...
No it condones a different kind of slavery. Not the racial modern slavery you're thinking of. Back then people sold themselves as slaves to pay off debts, slaves were not whipped or treated badly.
You're....kidding, right? Preeeeetty sure slaves were treated badly, considering the first modern spur of Christianity was in Ancient Rome....Slaves were treated badly babe. A lot of it was racial, also. Anyways, yeah.
BulkDestroyer I'm not kidding...the only slaves that were treated badly mentioned in the Bible were the Hebrews. And yes, they were enslaved based on the fact that they were Hebrews. But God got them out of that situation asap.
BulkDestroyer Oh and please don't call me babe.
Garage band sample.
Am I the only one who finds it weird that I can’t find the live Netflix version of this special? I know for a FACT I watched this special… and it’s not available ANYWHERE. What conspiracy am I not aware of? Lol
It used to be on pornhub but now it’s only on Comedy Central I think, but I have this special on a Google drive file
@@ericroe8342 you do…?
I won't be able to stand this art turning 11 years old.
HEEEEEY MACARENA
BO BURNHAM + TECH N9NE = IMPACT
That Fort Minor parody though XD
Was that part of the old CTFxC intro I heard in there at the begining?
It is. I didn't even notice that.
Anyone know the name of the Garageband sample used in this ? I remember it, but I forgot the name, urgh >_
"Believe me" by Fort Minor
Ctfxc intro!
Is that the Fort Minor "Believe Me" string arrangement?
I'm the only comment within the past year
Daniel Tosh and Demetri Martin (nice job spelling his name correctly) are nothing alike. They use two completely different styles of stand-up comedy. Demetri Martin is usually based around artwork and one-liners, and Daniel Tosh is just offensive and repulsive and uses an inappropriate or dirty sense of humor with his work. Bo Burnham (nice job spelling his name correctly also) is somewhat offensive, but he plays and expresses his art through music. So, you are just off really, completely off.
More like generic Garageband Apple Loops string arrangement.
If you enjoy Bo's work, you might like this edit I made using clips from his show "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous" set to his song "Goodbye" (from the "Inside" special):
ua-cam.com/video/iyqYtC7saDM/v-deo.html
rant what ever that means
Let people think what they want. >:P
no.
You think your clever for mocking the lord and the the preaching of the holy bible but your cursed for this after death. i cant believe the things people enjoy these days and everyone that encourages you for the blasphemy you cause is just as at fault
You think you're clever because a book you probably didn't even read properly says that you're going to heaven for believing in a God who condemns the entire human race for a mistake he made.
Out of every religion what shows yours is right? Bitch.
He’s not mocking the lord, nor even mocking Christianity, he is mocking self righteous Christians. The type of Christians who pick and choose what part of the Bible to pay attention to in order to justify hate.