The most I've paid for shoes is $100 and the reason is that I'm a trash can. They were self titled converse on etsy. My life is sad, my my feet are happy.
Roxy Hayes it's crazy right? I was thinking the same thing lol. I was just like, yea I love this guy, no idea if he's a terrible person but I'm in love haha
After watching the Basement Yard for weeeeeeeks I wanted to go back to why I started watching Joe in the first place…. This is it 😅 his personality is the same and I love the true to himself❤️
VikingPrincess that's your accent if that is how you say it and it's not cause of your accent then read a page of the bloody dictionary before you go to sleep every night
+SharawyPasha Nope I don't know if I have ever heard anyone in Britain say To MAY toe. Most of us say To MAH toe. In Britain "A" is mostly pronounced "ah", and usually only pronounced "ai" when there is a silent E at the end of a word.
That's what I said... Potato is not pronounced "po-TAH-toe" it's pronounced "po-TAY-toe" in Britain and everywhere else. Tomato, however, is pronounced differently, as we have now both pointed out.
I'm British, I don't say tomato either way. They first way he said it is how Americans say it. I think.. And the second one isn't even a word.. I wish I could attach the way British people say it. Lol
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Your material is so raw but so down to earth and realistic. I love it. Definitely subscribed! Time to go binge watch every video you've ever made XD
I love Joe's videos with a passion..but honest to God the only reason I chose this one was because he was wearing those glasses...and I was not disappointed 😍
One of my exes seriously had more shoes that I had ever owned in my life. He collected Nike air max sneakers. There were pairs he didn't even actually wear. He probably could have bought a house or something if he had sold them all. He carried little wet wipes in his backpack to clean his fancy expensive collectible Nike sneakers with. I won't even pay $20 for a pair of shoes.
+Serena Reid Yeah me too, I hate shopping almost completely. I spend most of my time gaming, so 'extra' money goes on that not shopping for clothes and shoes I don't need.
seriously joe become a stand up comedian
i think he's going to try that out actually
I definitely agree!
I agree!!!
hes standing up and spouting comedy so idk how much more you want out of him
+Meghan Hawk
HE IS already a stand-up comedian HERE on UA-cam, silly.
"My a** is a dragon"
-Joe Santagato
Bailey Johnson Words of a hero eh.
Tjis fuckin dude deserves his own show on comedy central give it to him
420 likes....iz good
why do glasses make 90% of people 10 times sexier??
like Joe you look good then you put your glasses on and damm.. just damn
Momma Bear I wouldn’t say everyone, I don’t get told I look better.
@@Trollestiatumblur well that escalated quickly 😐
Aquarius Amethyst Derek my man, you just got lit on fire
as someone who wears glasses, this made my heart swell, thank you
Your pink eye was a gift from heaven. Sweet Jesus, you're handsome with glasses.
Thom Yorke Dance Guide... A gift from heaven. Its pink eye couldn't you have just said he looks good with glasses on.
This guy is handsome in general😻😻
Yes he is!
He does look hot with glasses ngl
6 seconds into this vid I was thinking the exact same
Can we take a moment of silence to appreciate his damn face
i'm taking more than a minute ... ♥_♥
Yes!
Ya'll are thirsty af
yes
His teeth.
Comment Section:
99.9999%: OMG JOE IS HOT IN GLASSES
0.0001% literally anything else
he looks extremely douchey
:P :P like you?
did anyone notice that in the back room it looks like the dragon toothless is spying on joe while he makes the video (and its funny) lol
ya haha
Funny
So true it's kind of creepy too !!!
pewdiejack omg i see it lol
YES OMG
Joe looks so good with those glasses!
YES (he does always but ugh)
Yea I have to agree
when he said “european snake ass” i literally laugh-crying
i love how your new york accent breaks through sometimes its so cute
Lol, I didn't notice I just think of it as normal, lol.
I don't feel comfortable with a guy called Nathan saying "it's so cute".
+Ollie Wales well its good i wasnt speaking to you then.
+Ollie Wales what about a guy called Rick
Get Rekt m8 was he talking to you, you homophobic piece of shit
"did I just fart fire? My asshole is a dragon"
That's it, I'm dead xD
omg him with glasses...sweet jesus
I'm not even 30 seconds in and I needed to stop the video. Those glasses are fucking HOT. Aaaaaaaand resume watching...
truth be told
My dad walked in when you said "my ass hole is a dragon!" He just laughed and walked away shaking his head 😂😂😂
Your glasses make you look hotter. Lol. You should wear them more often. 😁
Ashley LaVigne .
the glases make you even hotter
Agreed
definitely
agreeeed :D
+Devanuj Baruah lmao guys are the same tho!
Omg stop objectifying him.
You look so good in glasses !!! ♥
Queen Kai I
Queen Kai ii
Holy Hell, the hotness!
With those glasses Joe could also take a seat on the casting couch of a gay porn company.....ROFL!
“I forgot silly me it’s the x games outside my house” haha 😂😂😂
The tennis bit OMG I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same😂
😂😂😂👏👏👏
It's so true though😂
same 😂😂😂😂
I say to-mah-toe to to-may-toe
Not*
Way hotter in the glasses. Feel free to wear them whenever you please.
The most I've paid for shoes is $100 and the reason is that I'm a trash can. They were self titled converse on etsy. My life is sad, my my feet are happy.
Who Stole My Car Radio this is my life
But the real question is... who stole your car radio?
Who Stole My Car Radio I paid $100 for Bateman and Harley Quinn converse 😂
most expensive shoes i bought 260$
If you guys wanna listen to my podcasts, you can find them here! New ones every Thursday! m.soundcloud.com/invasion-of-privacy
Hi.
penis.............
Joe Santagato Correction. The Potato Potato saying, has do to with saying "potato" in an Austrian/British accent.
Joe Santagato my ass hole is a dragon
+Joe Santagato what's ur favourite tennis player?
Joe: why do people buy expensive shoes
Nick cannon: hold my diamond crusted shoes
"my asshole is a dragon" that was funny
Even more handsome with your glasses #joesantagato
+Ashley West #nobodygivesafuck
I've never loved a complete stranger so much and I'm alarmed by what that means about me.
Roxy Hayes it's crazy right? I was thinking the same thing lol. I was just like, yea I love this guy, no idea if he's a terrible person but I'm in love haha
Jesus he looks good in glasses
Hahahahaha! "My ass is a dragon". That made me laugh so much harder than it should have. Thanks :)
I laughed for longer than I'm willing to admit when he said that 😂😂
This was the comment I was looking for. Why are more people not commenting on this!?
This was the comment I was looking for. Why are more people not commenting on this!?
@@leeanncastle8673 Because they're too busy fan-girling and creaming themselves over Joe wearing glasses
His impersonation of woman’s tennis at 1:22 has me SCREAMING
Can you just do all of your videos in glasses?! 😍 thanks for the laughs!
Joe u saved me. I was thinking negatively then I started watching ur bids and made me laugh and I realized there's more in live.
Yea i started bids. When i was in a auction
+Silver Ice 😂😂
Silver Ice an*
After watching the Basement Yard for weeeeeeeks I wanted to go back to why I started watching Joe in the first place…. This is it 😅 his personality is the same and I love the true to himself❤️
Keep wearin the glasses, us girlies are fans ;)
I agree - they look good on him :)
Brittany Adams or off.
karina sousa 😂😂😏😏😏
Ba-dum-tis
He looks so damn fine in them
The fart part absolutely killed me omg!
"Shit in my eye when I wasn't looking."
Ah yes, me too
joe, you never fail in the funny department... seriously your videos always make my day better!
Seriously laughing out loud to this random hilariousness. So glad I found your channel Joe. Just reaffirmed that I love guy humour.
the fact i come back here so often cuz i miss these videos sm
Why are you so..why? Your face. I cant handle it
+NuclearSword147 Translation: ur hawt fuk meeehhhh
White? Is it, "Why are you so white"?
Ollie Wales good 1
Ollie Wales A1 comment
Pheonix ASMR ๅๅ
Why is he so hot ?
The temperature
Meagan Kerr genetics.
He won the race
Bc you're not
Right? Its literally wrong lol.. Especially these glasses.... WHEEUU BAABY
I spend all my money on band merch instead of spending it on expensive-ass shoes
Oop but band merch is like a million dollars for 2-shirts
Same with orchestra merch
The faces he made about the tennis players had me cryinggg!! Lmaooo
Pronouncing tomato as to-mar-to is British, pronouncing potato as PO-tar-to is stupid.
The tomato thing applies to Aussies as well
i say peek-can instead of picohn. i never hear tge end of it
Actually, Po-tar-to is how you say potato in Arabic
We don't just pronounce it as to-mar-to in England like that you know? there are different areas in England. Where I am I, it's 'Ter-mar-ter.'
VikingPrincess that's your accent if that is how you say it and it's not cause of your accent then read a page of the bloody dictionary before you go to sleep every night
"my asshole's a dragon" greatest fuckin quote!
You make my Tuesday every Tuesday, you're why I look forward to Tuesday I love Tuesday
"My asshole is a dragon." Lol
Why are you SO handsome.
...there's a tennis player in Spain (he's super famous but I forget his name) who whenever he lets out air he does, "HEEEEEEEEY"
Nadal
Aussie's say 'tomato' like 'Tom-are-toe'
I'm British and say tuh-mar-toe. To me, Aussies sound more like tuh-mar-doe, Americans tuh-may-toe or tuh-may-doe.
+Ollie Wales
so do south Africans
but poetahtoe doesn't exist
Lachlan Van Dinter I just realise we Aussie pronounce it that way lol
Aussie's and English. We're practically the same. Are you American, Lachlan? just curious.
I say "Ter-mar-ter" or "Ter-mar-er" And I'm British.
"wow i just farted and it smells...like a fire...my asshole is a dragon."
starting to understand how he got pinkeye lmfao
Joe, you are the bomb! I love watching your videos. They give me a real good laugh. Thank you!!!!
I'm British and it's tom-ah-to actually lol
Joe, how drunk were you when you filmed this? 😂😂😂 I loved it man, thanks for being so funny!
he should totally do more videos with glasses!!
Keith Was Watching Women's Tennis Because He Liked Seeing The Skirts Fly Up.
"there's never any cougars in the club...this is terrible man"
YOU LEGIT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE STOLE YOUR ICE CREAM CONE LMAO
I think the British pronounce tomato and potato differently, that's where the saying comes from
+Ashley Morales Actually, it's only tomato (as in short 'a' vs. long 'a'). Potato is pronounced the same way universally...
+SharawyPasha Nope I don't know if I have ever heard anyone in Britain say To MAY toe. Most of us say To MAH toe. In Britain "A" is mostly pronounced "ah", and usually only pronounced "ai" when there is a silent E at the end of a word.
That's what I said... Potato is not pronounced "po-TAH-toe" it's pronounced "po-TAY-toe" in Britain and everywhere else. Tomato, however, is pronounced differently, as we have now both pointed out.
+SharawyPasha Ha, I read Potato as Tomato. My mistake.
No worries!
3:19 Greatest words ive ever head in my life
the way he derailed right at the end there is why i love your videos.
i just realized why I like watching his vids it's cause he reminds me of a tame filthy Frank
SoraOfTheDarkness Damn.... You're right.
i believe brits say tomato the other way
+Nadia Mohamed yea i say it the other way
Either pronunciation is accepted here. But nobody pronounces potatoes as potarto's.
I'm British, I don't say tomato either way. They first way he said it is how Americans say it. I think.. And the second one isn't even a word.. I wish I could attach the way British people say it. Lol
+Rhianne Booth I say to-mah-toe. ...
+Nadia Mohamed Australians say it the other way swell :))
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Your material is so raw but so down to earth and realistic. I love it. Definitely subscribed! Time to go binge watch every video you've ever made XD
holy crap joe with glasses
I only watch the videos where he's in a tank top.
K
DarkAndDandy He needs to do more with the shirt OFF!!
He looks so good in his glasses too! 😍
"My asshole is a dragon" ~Joe Santagato
you've obviously never heard an australian say tomato cos we dont say it like "to-may-to" HAHAHAHAHHAA this video was hilarious though
My sister told me to watch you, now I'm hooked. You are the funniest guy on the web.
he was 22 in 2014... that means he's 24 or 25 now....awesome!
"my asshole is a dragon" - joe santagato 2K14
My new favorite quote lol
I miss your old videos so here i am at 12.21am in Malaysia, May 13th 2021.
You're so funny holy shit
"There's blood on the floor" HE SAID BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR
Gotta love old school Joe. 12.23.20 Merry Christmas
We say ta-mar-toe in Britain not ta-may-toe...
Same in Australia!
and guys spend hundreds on sneakers as well
Jessica Tsui and wear them every day for an entire year.
George Zell I wear my shoes everyday for a year and a half and I pay $15-25
To clarify I wear sneakers
Jessica Tsui The most I have ever paid for sneakers is around $75, and that's because I need some high quality running stuff.
Jessica Tsui yeah but they don't hurt
He's smart, funny, handsome and talented with a sweet personality and a great sense of humor you see ladies they do exist
i seriously laughed so hard that i almost choked on my drink
Geeeeez hes even hotter with his glasses 😍😍😍
Am I the only who lived for these videos by joe back in the day?
Technically speaking, in England and Australia they pronounce tomato as “toe-mah-toes” and basil as “bah-zeal”. To them we pronounce things way wrong
"My asshole's a dragon" I died
"but there's never any cougars in the club" the facial expression just made the whole video. legitimately confused about it.
"Mum if you're watching this, I swear to God that's not my shit..."
I just died! xD
I've never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😩
I have been watching joe since I was like 5 or 6. I didn’t understand half the shit joe was talking about then now i know what everything is
"Mom if you're watching this, i swear to god"😂😂
YOU WEAR GLASSES?? *nose bleeds*
Sarah SalXP ikr
I love Joe's videos with a passion..but honest to God the only reason I chose this one was because he was wearing those glasses...and I was not disappointed 😍
One of my exes seriously had more shoes that I had ever owned in my life. He collected Nike air max sneakers. There were pairs he didn't even actually wear. He probably could have bought a house or something if he had sold them all. He carried little wet wipes in his backpack to clean his fancy expensive collectible Nike sneakers with. I won't even pay $20 for a pair of shoes.
There's no way you fart. You are too beautiful
Okay him in glasses…I mean like wow and his accent is soooooooooooo cute!!💙🙏🏻
You look sooo gorgeous with glasses
Joe you look hot is glasses!
2:09 For a split sec, were you stuck between saying shoes and heels?
I'm a girl and I hate buying shoes, I hate shopping in general XD I would rather stay home or be outside.
I didn't even know that a girl.who doesn't love shopping existed lol haha 😂
+Slim Ibra I hate shopping lol, I'm short and petite, so finding clothes that fit is so hard so I just end up getting sweats and call it a day 😂😂..
+Serena Reid Yeah me too, I hate shopping almost completely. I spend most of my time gaming, so 'extra' money goes on that not shopping for clothes and shoes I don't need.
+Kay Cole lol who r u talkin to? :p
+Slim Ibra to you love haha, I can't see if I replied adding your name to it, if not, I apologize...
But guys do the shoe thing too... Sometimes they won't even wear them
Yep, especially if they are new Jordans.
+Lukes Babbuh that makes me so mad. 400 dollars for shoes you just put in a closet.
LOL "I forgot, silly me. It's the X Games going on outside of my house."
When you mention the fart ...xDD "i just farted and it smells...like a fire.. " hahaha xD