Kid Rock - Don't Tell Me How To Live (Official Video) - ft. Monster Truck
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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Lyrics:
FUCK ALL YOU HOES
DETROIT TILL I DIE MOTHERFUCKER
TALKIN ALL THAT BULLSHIT
AIN’T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
I’M A MOONSHINE SIPPER STRAIGHT SLIPPIN’ IN THE DARKNESS
FAR FROM HEARTLESS I’M MORE LIKE THE SHARPEST
TOOL IN THE SHED NO I’VE NEVER BEEN THE SMARTEST
BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE I HIT THE FUCKING HARDEST
DEVIL WITHOUT A CAUSE YOU HEARD ME SCREAM IT
AND TWENTY YEARS LATER BITCH I STILL FUCKING MEAN IT
BUCKA BUCKA YOU AIN’T NEVER MET A MOTHERFUCKER LIKE THIS
KISS MY ASS THEN YOU CAN SUCK A DICK SIDEWAYS
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY LISTEN UP
AIN’T NOTHING CHANGED HERE I STILL DON’T GIVE A FUCK
SO WHAT THE FUCKS UP WITH ALL THE BACKLASH
YOU SNOWFLAKES HERE’S A NEWS FLASH
AIN’T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
YEARS AGO WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE SEE
THAT EVER KID GOT A MOTHERFUCKIN’ TROPHY
BUT YO HOMIE HERE’S THE SITUATION
A NATION OF PUSSIES IS OUR NEXT GENERATION
AND THESE MINIONS AND THEIR AGENDAS
EVERY OPINION HAS A MILLENNIAL OFFENDED
BUT THIS AMENDMENT ONE IT RINGS TRUE
AND IF YOU DON’T DISSENT BITCH THEN SEE NUMBER TWO
AIN’T NOTHIN NEW RIGHT CHURCH WRONG PEW
GET A CLUE, A CREW, YOUR FAKE NEWS AND VIEWS
CAN ALL GET THE BOTTOM OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN’ SHOE
I’M THE LAST OF A FEW STILL SCREAMIN’ FUCK YOU
AIN’T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
AIN’T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
OH I’M GONNA SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE
MY WINGS WILL CARRY ME AWAY
I GOT THE HEART OF A LION
I GET STRONGER EVERYDAY
YOU’LL NEVER TELL ME SHIT
YOU’LL NEVER FLIP MY SCRIPT
BECAUSE I’M MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN THE VEGAS STRIP
YOU’RE LIKE MAYBERRY BITCH I’M HARD AND CRISP
HIGH RISK HILLBILLY BUT I’M FILTHY RICH
YOU’RE LIKE MILLI VANILLI KINDA SILLY AND SHIT
I’M LIKE SHOTGUN WILLIE SMOKIN’ PHILLIES AND SHIT
I’M LIKE REVEREND RUN OR DAVID LEE ROTH
LIKE SPRINGSTEEN BITCH I’M THE MOTHER FUCKIN BOSS
JAMES DEAN SHIT I’M MORE LIKE BRAD PITT
A LITTLE LESS PRETTY BUT I SLANG MORE DICK
I TWANG MORE RIFFS I SLIDE THRU GRASS
I RIP MORE LINES THAN A 10LB BASS
PASS THE MIC I’M LIKE SLOE GIN FIZZ
IT AIN’T NOBODY IT AIN’T NOBODY
AIN’T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
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Kid Rock is an artist that stops at nothing and then stays there.
I wish I can give you more points.
Best comment I've seen. Well said
Rarely do I witness perfect comments, but today was one of those days!
Same comment was on Reddit 2 hours ago, that you or you steal it?
This comment has me crying 😂
I'm so grateful for this walk down memory lane to the Thanksgivings of my youth in central Florida. Grandpa would shout obscenities and give everyone the finger and we'd all just roll our eyes and feel grateful we didn't follow in his footsteps by quitting school after 7th grade. Eventually, he would pass out face down on the lawn and someone would get out the hose for his annual hair washing.
Thank you, Kid Rock. This was sweet.
Came here for a comment like this, left content.
If you're being judgemental about how someone carries himself, don't get your panties twisted when people are judgmental about colored hair sexual deviant freaks walking the lane.
What a fascinating story. Now in reality, Kid Rock has outperformed you and your entire family in every concievable metric while you roll your eyes and feel superior to your grandpa.
@@Stellar77x god came to me and told me to let me know that you're for sure going to hell.
@@NWOtion - Kid Rock made money by appealing to the bottom of the barrel dumpster fire of humanity. If you'd like to consider that as having "outperformed" other people, fine... but he's still struggling to outperform red mold in the commercial freezer of a Piggly Wiggly in South Carolina.
“No, I’ve never been the smartest” is probably the most profound lyric in this entire song. Bravo!
In his entire catalog you mean? 😂
Y'all sound Butt Hurt to me! Go watch Don lemon !!
Self-awareness is important. Bravo to Kid Rock for understanding that he’s “never been the smartest.”
I like how he then proved it in the next verse.
I facepalmed when he said that! 😆
It doesn't matter how bad of a day I'm having, all I have to do is play this song and I immediately cry from laughter.
I still genuinely cannot believe this isn't an SNL skit
the american way
Kid Rock: The above-ground swimming pool of music.
the inflatable above ground swimming pool of music.
Damn this comment is gorgeous
This is song is so American it’s triggering all of Reddit to come comment on how bad it is. That’s how you know it’s good
@@spok9180 Meanwhile, they're sending it into a million views watched.
Little Kid Pebble.
One of my favourite holidays is July 4th, when kid rock comes down my chimney and leaves Marlboro reds, keystone ice, and shotgun shells in my July 4th stocking.
Don’t forget Kessler and Mountain Dew.
LMAO!! That is fucking beautiful.
@@alwillk I'm pretty sure Mountain Dew belongs to a somewhat different demographic.
That would be fucken Awesome
Conservative boomer comedy is so funny but not in the way you guys think lmfao
That completely silent bass slide at 2:03 got me 💀💀💀
For real lol. He was like oh shit camera is on me do something cool.
And singing while pointing at the camera yet the bass line is actually playing something at that time
The slide is there, should have been on the repeat about 8 seconds later
WE GETTIN’ OUT OF THE TRAILER PARK WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
cmon Julian, you know I never got my grade 7....I don't know all that technical stuff like fart rockets and space stations
Finally, a summertime feelgood banger to blast while hangin with the bros, just chillin and smokin some ivermectin
Sir you have earned my respect
This is a christian server please snort your sheep drugs
Don't forget to drink your lysol lol
Regardless of ivermectins efficacy and the conflict of interest for big pharma to profit 10's of billions of dollars from suppressing its legitimacy, this is a hilarious comment.
LOL you win! ;)
He has mastered the fine art of caricaturing himself.
He's totally gay for America
@@ConwayFitty right? All that imagery of strong, manly men, doing manly things? No way they don't google bear porn when they're alone
@Mike It's nice to see you take some time off from polishing your participation trophy to comment on this Kid Rock video.
@jb lolllllllllll get em
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
the fact that the official lyrics in the description are in all caps is so accurate
LOUUUUD NOISESSSSS
Boomer caps lock activated
And the song is from Canada which is a thing I thought that generation made fun of.... oh the irony
"Yo homie" was the deepest lyric.
its so based and redpilled
When Trey Parker and Matt Stone decide to make "Team America: World Police 2" this song must be on the soundtrack.
Marv would look great in south park hair!
Absolutely! Team America 2.0
The actual song by Monster Truck is badass. This is a bit much, lol
With the bloodiest, most insane shoot out in puppet history. Slo-mo and all that stuff.
This is like one of those insane facebook shirts, turned into a song.
My Husband eats skulls for breakfast, was born in the month of May, and loves to BBQ and kick ass! I'm his Queen and we are on fire! Aquariums forever!
And yes, he bought me this shirt.
Literally laughing out loud❣️
I once saw a shirt on facebook that had jesus standing with his arms out and a macho man randy savage looking guy behind him doing a flying elbow drop towards jesus. Its a really confusing shirt and I dont really understand its meaning like is it religous, is it for religous wrestling fans, is it anti religion i dont know
Aquariums forever 😂😭😭
I knew I'd have bad luck this week because my Horoscope said so. It's hard being an Asparagus.
@@nickhimes2736 I kinda want that.
I like how were all pretending that this isn't the kind of music Kid Rock has been making for about 30 years now.
Seriously he has always been trashy af
Why pretend, he's a legend and still 🔥
And worth over $150 million so his haters can feel free to cry harder when they bite their pillow as their “partner” goes prison style on them tonight.
@@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 You mean to tell me that when fat, broke, single, male feminist say that he is trash and try to convince people that kid rock is a nobody, it is actually them who are the broke nobodies and thats why they hate the world and try to cause damage to anyone who disagrees with them? ahhh Thanks buddy. everything is a little clearer now.
Seriously though. Punk Rock is back 🤘 Kid Rock is the middle finger to control freaks. Always has been always will be.
I’m only here bc of weird al’s ledgendary tweet:
“ to everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.”
This video did not disappoint.
Exactly the same reason why I'm here! The video is so much more than I expected and I'm not mad
Exactly the same reason I’m here 😂
I didn’t even know this was a thing… now I’m left questioning why it exists 😂
Yet you all are supporting him 😂😂😂
@@nathang3161 as Gene Simmons once said “if you don’t like my album buy a million of ‘em and burn them, as long as you keep buying”
Not every left leaner is your worst enemy
@@nathang3161 More like a spectator
Todd in the Shadows brought me here to the comments and it didn't disappoint 😂
Same. I’m listening to his music for the first time. Holy shit! This can’t be real
Me too. This song sounds like a South Park Parody!
Yep same 😂
Same
Kid Rock is that one friend who’s always posting memes of the Joker telling you how twisted he can be if you get on his bad side
Yup. Total edge lord. He’s become a meme of himself, and not in a good way!
Right? Or fight club memes that just prove that he completely missed the nuance to the film, and just thought it was a story about a cool guy who sticks it to the man, and not a huge metaphor for being a closeted gay man. The movie laughs at the tribal drum beating of old-school masculinity; of manly men doing manly things for the sake of proving how man they are. In case you don't believe me, the guy who wrote it is an out homosexual man.
He has friends?
Oh...crap.... I'm that friend!!!
🤣🙈🤣🤷🏾♀️
Hahahahah! Got me dead
Mind blowing how many people had a hand in making this, and not one person had the decency to stand up and say don't do it Bob.
For real, i feel kinda bad for him.
NO ONE'S GONNA TELL HIM HOW TO LIVE!!
@@Batman1016 Haha! Yes! He’s like a spoiled teenager having a spoiled temper tantrum about doing everything his way and everyone else is like “Let’s just get paid and get this done and get outta here.”
Your brain is twisted get over it
Well it’s hard to do that when you hang out with like minded people.
I had no idea that Kid Rock had such a great sense of humor to parody himself like this. Mad props.
@@soullessrider Or he is just cashing in on people whose family tree hasn't forked since 1856.
This video is actually Halloween on karaoke night at a chain restaurant in a strip mall, and this business man came in wearing the “rapper” costume he bought online. He can’t see the words to the song, so he shouts out things he THINKS a badass might say, and his coworkers are laughing in hysterics.
@@soullessrider his name is "kid rock" it's always been a parody band, listen to their other songs and you'll realize they're joking.
@@rumfordc "I was only pretending to be retarded!"
Surrrrrrrrre buddy.
@@hakageryu307 his name is practically "I'm a parody"
0:13 so nice of Kid Rock to write a song around one of Brad Taste In Musics soundbites
Another Pedo Malaka Bot!
🍫⭐️🐟
I LOST MY WAY AGAINNNN
@@corsiiiTHROUGH THE STOOOOORM THROUGH THE WIIIIIND
I’M ONE OF A KIND GIRL
Love that he avoided showing that the Earth was round when he blasted off it, don't wanna get the fan base upset.
Haha I didn't notice that but I bet it was intentional. I wish the earth was flat so we could push Kid Rock off the edge.
There was a bit of a curve in the last shot before he flies off into space
was about to say all the dudes shown in the vid be the type to think the earth is flat lol.
Begone, minion!
Haters 😆😆 Better music than that Satan shit you all listen too
This song makes me want to set up shop at the top of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
This comment should have more likes.
Too funny!
This could be my "High on Potenuse" moment
This is genuinely a masterpiece.
The way Rudy’s voice took over for “total landscaping”
So funny!
If you haven't seen it yet there is "Four Seasons Total Documentary" about how all that happened.
If this performance doesn't win Kid Rock a Grammy, it will at the very least win him a participation trophy.
Pretty sure this performance cost Kid Rock a fist full of grammies.
What gender do you identify as?
@@JBguitar-cj8pc me?
@@BlottaMcTablets Considering that I don't think he's ever won even one, I don't think he can afford the cost. That being said, not winning a Grammy doesn't necessarily mean a lack of talent. But when talking about Kid Rock, it's a safe bet.
@@RantandCrave nasty . what are you?
Dude monster truck rocks! They opened up for Billy Talent back in 2012 and it was my first time hearing them and they put on an awesome show! Great county/backwoods sound but they're Canadian! It's like Canadian southern rock. How did I miss this 3 years ago?!
Kid Rock is the hot dog water of the music world.
That's not fair to hot dog water.
Awesomely funny !!!!! Lmao 🤣
Chocolate starfish!
Why do you smell like hot dog water though?
Hot water with a smack of hot dog to it
Reminds me of when grandpa used to get into his “cough medicine” on thanksgiving. We miss you grandpa!!
lol
I see the millennial mom's woke their kids up to RRREEE in the comments section. Crawl back into your basement with your stuffed animals.
Omg. Lmao.
@@MrKornnugget cope. Lmao.
@@MrKornnugget "Their" kids, not "there kids." You spell like a Kid Rock fan.
Lets all take a moment for Kid Rock and his producer who listened back to this and went "this is fire lets release it"
Love kid rock
And the video editor who hopped off his trial version of Lightworks, closed the chrome tab explaining how to use Lightworks, watched back all the static backgrounds he inserted, and thought, “this too is fire, release it to the masses!”
@@sheilaashley914 You would, Sheila.
@@pmmcrobb they got the fire part right, but they forgot the adjective "dumpster"
I don't understand how anybody could dislike this song. This is classic Kid Rock and it's fucking great.
WE ARE SOOOOOO BACK AMERICANS 🤘🇺🇸🤘🔊
Thank you Mr. Rock for the upcoming memes this will undoubtedly produce. Christmas came early!
Kid Rock [buckling seat belt after paying his taxes]: Don't tell me how to live!
This is a meme factory alright
The dick and balls rocket was the best!
Bunch of children in the comments care more about memes than reality.
@@Back_door_bandit_98 I hope you don't think Kid Rock is reality...
Record Producer: Hey Kid, you need to write a new song.
Kid Rock: *copies and paste Facebook comments.*
Record Producer: Perfect!
If you're not listening to the lyrics it's probably one of his better songs, but you hit the nail on the head, when it comes to the lyrics
Could it be that he just agrees? He’s been saying all the same shit the entire time
🤣😂🤣
@Isaac Baranoff Well, they got 182x as many likes as you. Thanks for participating, though.
@Isaac Baranoff simping for Kid Rock 😂
Kid really knocked this one out of the trailer park
bahahaahaaa
🤣
This is literally the most boomer generic video and song ever recorded.
It damn sure isn't as good as Helix.
😂
I’m trying to figure out if this is one of the worst pieces if music I’ve ever heard, or if this one of the funniest sketches I’ve ever seen.
He's got a desert eagle. The later.
I love how Kid Rock flies off to his Safe Space.
I love that he (accurately) raps about how dumb he is.
I love that no one will remember him in 50 years
Idk, “Baw-With-the-Baw” will likely remain as a national embarrassment
@@RNotyalc Well I guess we can detect a snowflake
Snowflake alert
Glad to see Weird Al and Joe Exotic finally collabed on a song
He's more like Joe Exotics store brand cousin, Jim Domestic.
And to think that there are people out there who are unironically getting pumped up and feeling badass listening to this song.
I physically cringed
That one guy crying into his weak coffee and replying to every post, defending kid rock, so far has made me laugh pretty hard. I can't wait to see his reply to more of these.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
@@spok9180 Trump had nothing to do with that kid defending himself lmao
@@LouSipher the vaccine is safe and effective
Only Kid rock could come up with a banger like this
Damn just in time for the Holidays. Cousin banging music.
😆 🤣
that's a good one I gotta give u that.
@@Tony_Alabama don't see how the original comment was racist, seeing as race or colour were never mentioned, but your comment definitely is
@@Sythana it's waacist 😪😪
LMAO !!
Of all the songs I've ever heard, that was one of them.
lololol
Hopefully you learned something commy
@@1st-Amendment Can't even spell it
@@CPUGaming dang Brandon must suck having the name Brandon and being a communist.
LETS GO BRANDON (FJB)
You want asskickin song you wont forget, Checkout Tom MacDonald - "Brainwashed" on youtube
One thing is for certain, Kid Rock definitely wrote those masterful lyrics on his own without the assistance of a ghost writer
I think he's just been collecting bumper stickers at truck stops for the past decade and finally decided to link them together like those poetry magnets.
Nah he had an AI algorithm write a Kid Rock song for him
He rips more fishing lines than I ever will that's fer sure!
I think you meant those motherfuckin’ lyrics
I don't know if I'd go with the word masterful
How in the blue hell have I missed this golden song dang...glad I found this bad boy.
While I'll always have a deep fondness for Weird Al's classics, I think his new aesthetic is just incredible. Absolute banger by Yankovic... the true virtuoso of our time.
WEIRD AL RULES AND YA KNOW WHAT? SO DOES KID ROCK FOR MAKING ALL THE LIBERALS CRY LOL
hahah i get it! you think he looks like weird al cause of the hair right? hahahah thats soooooo funny! you're so original
@@TheGuntinator cry with laughter 😂
@@jannettb7930 whats your fav band jannette? answer the question jannett
@@TheGuntinator we are crying all right, tears of laughter.
Al, you really nailed this one. Perfect. Got the costume, the hair...everything.
And they want to cancel this great guy from performing?show them you don't need them you can do it alone.
Two more weeks to flatten the curve, go get your booster
@@spok9180 two more comments to feel like you're winning, go post another :)
@@fart6203 the vaccine is safe and effective
@@spok9180 correct
Kid Rock is the Steven Segull of music.
dude. best comment on a thread full of absolutely killer comments.
Next time they need a CGI kid Rock like in one of Stevens more recent masterpieces
issue being kid rock probably thinks that's a compliment
actually steven seagal is the steven seagal of music. he has two albums. they are far, FAR worse than this one song
@@Ziggy-i3h Would have been a lot better if he could have actually managed to spell "Seagal" right though....🤣
I'm here on Al Yankovic's recommendation, and I'm so glad I didn't miss this moment in history.
A heartfelt ballad from the lovechild of Natty light and 305's.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I still remember the thought-provoking lyrics from his early work: "Baw wit da baw da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy". Powerful stuff. Now if only we could harness the energy created when he hit critical mass and split into a clone of himself and Nickelback, we could solve these global energy crises.
305's? I remember buying them by the carton 25 years ago when I still lived in FL, didn't even know they were still around.......
That's very rude to Natty Light
Brilliant. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I really love how Weird Al got Macaulay Culkin to play Kid Rock in this video. Superior casting right there.
I'm in tears laughing right nkw
Broooo 😂😂😂😂
*Jeremiah Johnson Nod*
Wow you idiots are still telling the same joke over and over again? You're really upset by this video. Try not being so uptight I don't think Kid Rock takes himself that serious bro.
Dude, this whole music video was Kid Rock taking himself too seriously.
I can't tell if Kid Rock wrote this or is just singing things he saw all the people from my hometown post on Facebook.
😂😂😂😂😂
Both !🇺🇸😎
Givin every kid a trophy! Society has problems because we gave kids trophies! Beer! Middle fingers! I like to get laid and do coke!
But I don’t expect much from arrogant, self-centered, and stuck up liberals who demean small town white folk behind the computer screen. GFY
@@JBguitar-cj8pc YEah, blue jeans, cold beer, COCAINE, boning the Statue of Liberty!
KID ROCK KEEPING IT REAL SHOWING WHAT IT IS TO BE THE AMERICAN BAD ASS RESPECT
My favorite part was when Kid Rock got launched into space over Mount Rushmore clutching to a middle finger shaped rocket while drinking liquor and firing a handgun randomly at the ground below, ending up on Mars alone, where no one else can any longer be subjected to his musical stylings.
I just feel bad for the martians.
Dude, this is like something you would see Cartman or Randy do on South Park!
I really thought you were joking till I watched the whole video
..."musical" ... "stylings"
🤣🤣🤣
Kid Rock: "This gonna trigger them Libs real good."
Libs: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, and I just got done laughing so hard my face hurt from 'Lets Go Brandon.'
swear
It definitely triggered me! Triggered me to hysterical laughter! This is comedy gold! This is the funniest music video I have seen in a very long time..thank you kid Pebbles... you nailed it as far as comedy goes!
Wanted to upvote your comment but your upvote count is at 69, so I digress!
That rocket, tho! 😂😂😂
Easily his best work since Amish Paradise..Kudos Mr Yankovic..
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
@@spok9180 ok
@@spok9180 incorrect. He was deemed not guilty. Doesn't mean he's innocent.
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 right? he got an OJ
@@theoriginalcheebamech exactly. he'll be shunned by most of us, and hide in his far right wing circles for the rest of his days.
First thing I woke up and thought, "I should put some Christmas music - OH, yeah- Kid Rock would be perfect!"
Of all the songs that have been performed on UA-cam, this is certainly one of them.
"Tool in the shed but I've never been the smartest" that should say a lot. Only kid rock 😆
...yes, this is a song performed on UA-cam and yes, it is one of them...and your point is?
@@finewine256xx Is anyone working a smart hammer technology? Omigod, I'll be right back...
Hey, Echo create note: million dollar idea-
Step one: Create smart hammer
Step two: Program hammer to batter user until dead if they chance to hear any new releases by Kidd Rock; video or otherwise.
Step three: Profit! Okay, Echo save note.
Alright, I'm back, so about that hammer tech, man Gumball, I would have to invest in an opportunity like that if it presented, wouldn't you? Of course you would, I can tell you're pretty savvy.
Hey, you know what, Gumball, I know a guy that's been working on something like this who is juuuust about to roll it out in two weeks to some major investors but has had some marketing misunderstandings that set him back a little. It's a great opportunity to get in early on the ground floor of the next innovation in technology, bud.
He only needs around three-fiddy.
@Chumnley snoop tbf social and all reactionary left leaning people have been whining about this song lol and Kid Rock only made a song which he use to do alot back in the day so it's not whining
this is also coming from someone who doesnt like Kid Rock and didnt even listen to this song and only came here from what Weird Al said because I thought he made a new parody but like everything Weird Al has fell off too
@Chumnley snoop ...I've moved on from this topic, I might suggest you do the same...
Might be controversial but my favorite part is actually at 1:57 where the bass player mimes like he’s shredding a solo, correlating with nothing in the song
This video is an absolute gold mine
i thought it was my ears that couldn't hear him doing the slide. but I was just deceived...
Thank you for this.
I understand this man has a bass guitar but not him, kid rock, the band, the producers, the editors or the director has any idea what it's actual use is..
except maybe prop comedy
Haha. Thank you for pointing that out. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
@@BackyardRonin he did a bamboozle on you.
Imagine chillin with the people you care about and you’re like, hold on guys let me throw that new kid rock banger on
Bro don't you tell me how to liiiiive
I'll put on butterfly lmao
Them rip more lines than a ten pound bass!
I mean, if you do it in a trailer park...
@@alfredprufrock6567 Bro Butterfly slaps though, you have to admit!
never get tired of this song! It will run on my list forever!
My mom tried to tell me how to live so I played her this song. Now I'm living rent free outside.
😂
😂💀
Good for her.
good...now you can start to REALLY live! YARRR
Oh good, welcome to real life(hell). Not so bad is it? 🤣
Gotta love Weird Al’s tweet. “To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.”
God bless 'im. I literally am only listening to this song because of Weird Al's tweet. XD
@@SakuraMoonflower I did the very same thing...
Ditto
He's just joshin' this is clearly Weird Al's work
What's Twitter ?
I'm imagining Kid Rock sitting there waiting for the outrage, to find that the millenials (who are in their late 20's and 30's now, and are no longer the young influential generation) find it hilarious. This is one of the unintentionally funniest songs I've heard in a long time. I'll definitely be playing it at parties.
I'm technically a millennial and Kid Rock is only 10 years older than me.
New season of Squidbillies looks LIT!!!
Well said. It's hard to know where to start with unraveling this right leaning paper mache. The simple fact he has no idea what he's talking about is hilarious.
Right? Millennials are married with kids at this point. He should be whining about the zoomers.
I’d still say millennials are hyper sensitive and also he is obviously in on the joke. He’s riding a middle finger rocket shooting a gun with a bottle of liquor.
Kid Rock is the most gorgeous man in the whole universe!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I was going to let people tell me how to live before I heard this song. But now I have decided not to let people tell me how to live.
That is a good decision you have made sir. I am glad this rhythmic audio video production has induced you to become resilient in your method of existence.
I have gawd damn tears rolling down my eyes man!
Same, I was gonna wear a shirt and shoes into the gas station so I could get service but I said "hell no", strolled in barefoot and barechested so I could start an argument with a teenager at a cash register about the state of politics in America at a time and place entirely inappropriate for doing so.
Holly shit! I was literally thinking how to compose this same comment as I stumbled on yours.👏👏👏
I was planning on TELLING OTHERS how to live, but no sir, not after seeing this fine production
What a cool, hip and with it young fellow.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
Someone will be mocking your old ass one day. Better grow a spine while you're young.
@@johnnyhempseed84 Would hate to come out as much of a snowflake as a kid who was raised a multi-millionaire and then makes songs about how everyone tells him what to do.
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
@@AThibs Kid Rock was not raised as a multi-millionaire. This album is mocking and saying fuck you to people like you who get offended by what he says. And you're showing us exactly what he means.
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!
I had so much love for that videi!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
I'm an adult!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
You can't buy me hot dog man!
I love this!! Rock on America and keep waking up your neighbors and family!
This is some hard-hitting *Grampsta Rap*
Damn fuckin’ right >;)
LMFAO
He has that epic rap battles of history flow LMAOOOO
Perfect
Dude....those guys are WAY better rappers than him.
Edit:I meant ERB guys are way better than Kid Rock.
Why you gotta disrespect erb like that?
No. George Washington vs. William Wallace by ERB is better than Kid Rock’s entire career
Hahahah!
This is way over the top, even for Weird Al Yankovic. Did I just see him ride a middle finger rocket over Mount Rushmore? I think this may have been directed by Mike Myers.
Go back to Reddit
Reddit edit - It’s a joke, u guys can stay. Im not here to hurt ur feelings
@@spok9180 I don't need to. I can have two windows open at once.
It was hilarious. You just don't get the humor of it all because it's a shout-out to your kind that you won't be controlling what others think, feel and express.
@@Jason-mt2gf thank you for your comments and views my boy kid rock is going viral because of you guys, hey remember the vaccine is safe and effective
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
Todd in Shadows brought me here but this is a good song . :)
The SNL writers have it easy with this one. I can't wait to see it!
I'm still waiting for the upcoming Alec Baldwin skits and "I didn't know guns could kill people".
😂
@Isaac Baranoff still crying about that lame overused joke from 2015?
I'm imagining their version will be called "Won't someone please tell me how to live".
snl are just as cringe as kid rock is anyway lol
@Isaac Baranoff you do understand that it was adults giving those trophies out, right? Like, adults didn’t want to hurt feelings so they, the adults, gave out trophies to kids who never wanted them. Seems like you’re upset you didn’t get one, so you gotta try and bring down those who did. Jealousy isn’t cute.
Will Farrell doing chorus really mixes well with Weird Al's hilarious lyrics.
F 🤣
Now that's funny
Thanks to Upchurch I did not miss this!
bro what happened to the old kid rocks this has to be a joke
RHEC
Same
What up skin
Same here
first time hearing this I’m on the toilet and When he flew the finger to space I busted out laughing si hard my room mate checked to see if I was okay I fucking love kid rock 😂🤟🏼
Epitome of Libertarians Everywhere. I want a statue of Kid Rock riding a Middle finger in my front yard.
And to think this morning I woke up hell bent on telling Kid Rock how to live. Now my plans are ruined.
That’s actually pretty funny, good on you sir for your witty comment, my plans too have been dashed
Hahaha.
You get that he's speaking or singing for MAJORITY OF AMERICANS right???? Or maybe it went right over your head
@@tracerc4576 sounds like the joke went right over your head. Ironic
@@tracerc4576 too bad it wasn’t in a better song at least
This has a strong 'old man yelling at clouds'-vibe.
Haha
Say he's irrelevant without saying he's irrelevant 🤣
Makes me want to steal a catalytic converter.
kid rock yelling getoffmylawn
Kid rock: the catalytic converter thief of music
He did the unthinkable. He made Vanilla Ice look like Malcolm X.
The same way Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
This song triggered me to the point of laughing my ass off. Seriously, this is probably one of the most iconic and beautifully hilarious songs of the early 2020s. 3:20 reminds me that I probably need to eat more apples.
I had no idea Kid Rock had a comedy channel. By far the funniest thing I've seen all week....will subscribe.
Wtf are you supposed to be?
@@ebred76 "Supposed" to be is an irrelevant question. "Laughing my ass off" is what I "am." This stuff is comic GOLD.
@@chelidon kid rock drank too much lead water in flint now he forgets there’s a whole generation after millennials that are adults now. I guess us millennials spending 20 years going to war and working 70 hours a week makes us week while ‘badass ‘ kid rock was so ‘hardcore in Detroit’ aka in his parents million dollar house in the suburbs and buying his way into the record industry makes him super badass and hardcore
The new Tiger King season looks insane
I was gonna say "When did the Earache Records sign up Joe Exotic?"
😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't expect anything less, from Kid Rock.
The lyrics make it sound like a "coming out" song. Congratulation Kid Rock 👨❤️💋👨!
I thought the same thing...talking about slinging so much d*** but not a woman in sight... This might be the first country-western gay bar!
I truly thought he was saying that man with long, dark, curly hair was his boyfriend.
The way he was talking about Brad Pitt👀🏳️🌈
Guys who feel the need to scream the loudest about how masculine they are usually have the most secrets to hide.
@@ArvelCrynyd Just in general if a person has to go out of their way to voice something about themselves it tends to not be true. There's a quote from the series Californication about this that I've always found relevant.
"I like to think of myself as having a 12 inch cock but it doesn't make it so."
This is the perfect soundtrack for sitting on your front porch watching your kids beat up the mailman.
LOLOL!
hahahahahahahahahhahha
🙄
Well, shit, my wife is the "mailman" fuck! This aint gonna go well for the kids! lmao
That's a good one.
This would be so badass if it was 2002 and I was 12 years old. But still, respect to him for showing you can still lead a rebellious lifestyle by doing things such as arm wrestle in a gay bar and put sunglasses on your dog.
Ok groomer
Hahaha!!! True... Nothing more rebellious than putting shades on a canine!
@Mike hell yeah, most folks aren't afraid of the gays. Why are you?
Everything about this video screams mid life crisis.
@Mike looks like a gay bar to me
Almost every single cover of a Queen song (tho courageous is their attempt) I've ever heard has mostly sucked...until today! U guys crushed this. And as a long time Queen fan, I thank u. 😌
I kept waiting for the SNL logo to splash across the screen. I can't believe this is real.
I would have loved to be in the studio when he wrote the lyrics;
KR - "I need a word here"
Jeb - "How about the F-word, Rock?"
KR - "PERFECT! Now I need to do something with my hands in this scene. Any suggestions"
Cletus - "How about you shoot the finger?"
KR - "Give this man a raise. But no dental insurance"
Two more weeks to flatten the curve, go get your booster
"Sh... shoot the finger? HOLY SHIT, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR A SCENE."
This couldn't be an SNL musical number, because it's actually funny. Funny in a "so bad it's funny" way, but funny.
I didn’t laugh at any of that so try again. Only this time do better
@@spok9180 Two more weeks til Trump is reinstated as president. Go move your goalposts.
Kid Rock is a set of truck nuts come to life
Amazing comment
🤣 Truer words have not been spoken!!!
@Nein No Non RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Nein No Non REEEEEEEEEEEE RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Nein No Non yeah ur right, knowing his fanbase they prolly take it as a compliment
Aaaah. The "Live, Laugh, Love" of Rock music...
Lmao
😁😁😁😁😁
@@AzathothsAlarmClock Brother, I don’t meet many dudes who say “Butt Rock.” Can you explain as detailed as you want, what you mean by Butt Rock?
No.
@@dvda9725 Yes
"To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock." - Weird Al Yankovic
Listening to this song is like drinking bong water made from the Detroit River but in a super fancy plastic cup with my name in glitter vinyl.
Did I meet you in Detroit the 90's?
next week he's gonna be in dad jeans
You mean... From Flint water.
That's what this song is. Flint water.
Kudos to Kid Rock for inventing a new genre: Edgy Grandpa.
You prolly voted for a guy who literally has dementia, so your comment is funny.
Triggered snowflake alert 🤣
@@jacobvanveldhuizen4365 which one?
Sponsored by Metamucil
@@jacobvanveldhuizen4365 I don't think he voted for Trump.
Director: How many middle fingers do you want in this video?
Kid Rock: Yes.
I thought it was a middle shaft.
@@Hellnawnawnever if you are trying to come out of the closet it's best to start with family, UA-cam don't care.
@@Hellnawnawnever “To prove how heterosexual I am, I’m going to cling tightly to this large phallic object!” - Kid Rock
@@ArvelCrynyd you seeing a middle finger as a penis says something homedawg
😂😂😂😅
All you haters and trolls talking shit about Kid Rock and this awesome song think about this every one of you that whine in the comments just gives him more attention and views for this masterpiece you don't like it because he says what you're all too afraid to say
Ah a new genre of music is born, KAREN ROCK
I think that's his mum's name. Although since we've not been introduced I'll call her Mrs Rock.
The genre unvaccinated people blast while off-roading in their diesel truck.
This needs to be a thing.
I feel bad for people actually named Karen.
Just saying Karen and you think you are creative and funny? You definitely can’t tell me how to live, cuh
Kid Rock's answer to the question nobody asked him
Damn!! I was planning on calling up Kid Rock to tell him how to live around 2pm Rockstar time.......guess that's off my to-do list 🤷🏾🤣
LOL LOL !!!!!!!
hahahaha
Respect to kidd rock ❤❤❤❤ from Ohio 740. Putney ridge ❤❤
Respect Mrs Mary
Thank you for your support and love
The best self-own ever.
“Get off my lawn rock” is no where near as cool as I thought it would be (and the expectations weren’t exactly high).
I'm sorry you can't enjoy this
@@heronoverdose
Oh I am, it's hilarious.
Grow a pair,or are uONE OF THEM
Kid Rock...s
Get of my lawn...or eat lead...and plenty of.......space...no!
The first "chorus" or whatever where the bass player comes out of nowhere with his "ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live" is funny AF.
Its giving me Monday Night Raw vibes.
Yeah, clearly no one enforces hygiene standards on these folks. Please shower! No! “Nobody’s gonna tell me how to live.”
It's as if they said, "You remember what a 90's low budget metal video looked like? Do that."
Holy shit he did it. He pulled of The Room of music.
Except this song is good.
😹😹😹
@@ChristianFrates1997 if you really think that, you must live in Alabama and love Florida Georgia Line.
@@matthewilliamazer nothing wrong with living in Alabama, stop being a biggot.
@@chrisludolph348 learn to spell bigot before you call people one. Keep on hooking up with your sister cousin down there!
Weird Al is vicious. Though I was expecting “Ain’t nobody gonna tell me where to sneeze,” to be one of the choruses.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. Trump was right again
Weird Al already showing how offended he is.
@@spok9180 Lmao you're triggered under every comment mildly criticizing the song
Has anyone noticed that being a conservative is mostly about desperately trying to own the libs than actually conserving anything?
At least in the US, they seem to spend more of their time trolling than actually helping their constituents.
I'd say that they're bad at it, but it clearly gets their voters to look away from all their problems and worry about the woke mob coming to cancel them by disagreeing with what they say.
@@UsenameTakenWasTaken yup. I know a lot of people who vote conservative to own the libs. They pretend to be Christian and pretend to care about 2A issues, but really just think that by owning the libs they're winning. It's sad, really. And you're right, they don't care about conserving anything. Much of what they want goes against even literal interpretation of the constitution.