You can also create an armor that sets you base speed to 32767 and then use /effect to give yourself speed boost 255 and break the relativity of Einstein's
@Alex LC Just giving yourself a pickaxe with enchantment level 32767 fortune (If you know how to adjust the enchantments) You can find lots of commands online
Not sure if he mentions this, but you could install the mod where every block you place multiplies, and just keep on multiplying the same blocks you get
@Reece Orton you know the joke? the series of those pentium 2 commercials? thanks, Anthony Regner, maker of the video * Intel Everything V2 * a 11 hour long video ( for part 1 and 2 not combined but just 1 part is 11 hours long ) with all intel commercials *literally*
@@nathanpixelkid relatable is something that you've been through and many people have been through, which makes it relatable, and seriously, i never heard of anyone telling others they died. Lol
@@thepandrbr only undertale players will get that like me. when you go through those blue bones, you die unless you dont move through it and it moves through you.
MagmaBlitz648 you didn’t need the bedrock breaker machine to get to the nether roof in the old days. Just spam ender pearls on the roof with a regen potion on.
Nothing better than using a command block to keep constantly summoning wither bosses while trying to survive as long as possible, or just watching the apocalypse unfold in front of you, ah a classic.
Ever make a tnt cannon so powerful that when the fired tnt exploded, it either A: deleted entire chunks, water, lava and bedrock included B: made the dirt block in the blast blink and explode like tnt C: have so many dispensers go off at once that the music stops
10:27 If you put a vine in the space all the rabbits are in, the game will speed up because it will stop calculating the collisions the rabbits are having with each other.
While I didn’t break the game, the game did indeed break my brother at one point. We were hanging out in a super flat world in a village. One of those really old villages, with the block farm house- we were sitting in there. Suddenly, lighting struck through the roof and just demolished my brother. What’s even better is I was standing right next to him and didn’t even get hurt
Fortnite is a golden pickaxe. It may look good, and it may mine faster than the diamond pickaxe, but it broke quicklier. Minecraft is the diamond pickaxe. It may mine slower, but it still makes you feel proud, and lasts WAY longer than the golden one.
Skip: First we need to have no life.. Also Skip: And while that isn’t hard to do in the real world- All of us: Did u just roast us? And everyone on planet Earth? Yourself included?
5:18 The method is that explotions are pseudorandom, they follow rules and then those rules are a bit changed, the bigger the explotion the more clear one can see those rules
but you don't realise that that command wouldn't actually work since you need to specify the player name? god, all these noobs who have no idea what they're even talking about.
a small glitch for the console edition of minecraft, (Not the bedrock edition, the OG edition.) where if you pause before hitting the ground, it cancels the damage. This won't work on multiplayer though.
mlp is the worst creation made by mankind Uh, no. It's not. On Java you leave the game. On console like minecraft xbox one edition for example. You simply pause and the game lowers you down a few blocks. If this reply was a joke, then go ahead and whoosh me. Idc.
Rain + Elytra + Trident with Riptide 32767 + Dolphins grace = Ludicrous speed... Then crash.
Yeah i done this
Einstein is sad.
Haste?
I tested elytra+riptide and it is really fast
You can also create an armor that sets you base speed to 32767 and then use /effect to give yourself speed boost 255 and break the relativity of Einstein's
Everybody gangsta till the frames per second turn into seconds per frame
1000000000000000000000000000000000 seconds per frame
Aka my laptop
That would explain what SPF stands for on sunscream
LMAO
@@jkOK_poison lol
Skip the tutorial: *summons a ghast fire ball into the jungle*
Phil swift: That's a lot DAMAGE
Mr beast: 😡
@Earth gamer why
Its free
And it helps out a ton
@Earth gamer Who asked?
SCHLATT COIN ONLY GOES UP
Indeed
An intellectual I see
@@cringecande_9352 ahh yes i have all of the iqs
how do you do the chest thing in bedrock version?
@@morgankasper5227 just fill up a chest with items
DID I SEE A SCHLATTCOIN
No, I think it went up too fast for us to see it.
*funny mike intensefies*
Bulbman256 mike
Bulbman256 mike
Bulbman256 mike
6:34 me at 3am when I can't sleep.
Lmao
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The way I see it, when Mojang patch a bug, it's just a challenge to players to do it again, in a new way.
Basicly...
Mojang:*fixes bugs*
*Game breakers:Are you challenging me?*
Scicraft in a nutshell
dont forget about prototech@@incog0956
Skip: "So you bust out your fortune thirty-two-thousand-seven-hundred-and-sixty-seven pickaxe, and start swinging."
me: Sounds about right.
yea i do this all the time (acaly no me laptop is too weak)
@@alwan8872 what is the command?
@Alex LC Just giving yourself a pickaxe with enchantment level 32767 fortune
(If you know how to adjust the enchantments)
You can find lots of commands online
Completely normal
0/10, not enough fortune, and no efficiency.
Not sure if he mentions this, but you could install the mod where every block you place multiplies, and just keep on multiplying the same blocks you get
Did skip the tutorial just burn down the amazon rainforest?
No, he burned down California.
@@darkcloud2 HE BURNED THE WORLD AHHHHHH NO THE MULTIVERSE
Oh god
It’s so sad that millionaires freak out when noder dame is on fire but when the LARGEST RAINFOREST IN THE WORLD is BURNING they couldn’t care less.
This is how video games cause violence[joke]
Remember:
No matter how powerful a computer is, Minecraft will always bring it to its knees!
That’s what you get for using Java
TheMikisew gay
Laughs in Gmod
If your computer is a yt, then it would have never gotten any legs at all.
Justin Y. Fake Justin Y
"I find some daimonds and Oh!
I broke minecraft" is the funniest thing in the wrold
“We need to have no life”
*”Now while that’s not so hard in the real world..”*
Roast 100
I'm your 99 like :=)
My long lost twins
Sup my long lost bros
*NO SURVIVORS*
This is the weirdest punch out challenge yet.
Lmao
I agree
Saitama with hair
Hahahahhaha
1:50 "Some men..."
"Just want to watch the world burn"
When you set the video on 1080p 60fps, but it's about how to have 0 fps in minecraft
Player: *spams in singleplayer*
Minecraft: Begone, _th-_
Hey Eaglet ot
ot
Nice moo lord tutorial
Go away
Matthew Gray then that girl be dead from suffocation
"generating the so-called nearlands,"
notch and jeb: you weren't supposed to do that
No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!
*forgot to equip parachute? Just save out and select your world before hitting the ground*
if it doesn't work, *_time for a Pentium 2 Processor?_* only real Intel veterans know the reference
@Reece Orton you know the joke? the series of those pentium 2 commercials? thanks, Anthony Regner, maker of the video * Intel Everything V2 * a 11 hour long video ( for part 1 and 2 not combined but just 1 part is 11 hours long ) with all intel commercials *literally*
“So you bust out your fortune 32767 level pickaxe”
-Skip the Tutorial, 2019
And its stone
It's the max fortune level. One more and it rolls back
@@willowids369 yes i know that i just said its stone so you couldnt mine diamonds
I thought a 32k pickaxe would instantly crash the game, but no. I definitely was not expecting that.
@@cheekysnake9392 I wasn't commenting on your reply. If I had been, it would have shown your name in blue.
Alternative title: how to break a headphone user’s eardrums
I'd rather not turn my potato computer into the Amazon fire, thank you very much for the content.
I'm not going to like this because the number of likes
@@tvpumpkinman6294 nice
@@tvpumpkinman6294 nice
@@tvpumpkinman6294 too bad
they killed it
Turn your potato into a baked potato
Finally, Microsoft released Minecraft:Powerpoint Edition.
vrowniez Same abreviations as Minecraft pocket edition
Bruh.
Game of the Year
Bubble Wolf bruh PE doesent crash a lot ur just making stereotypes
Lol I wanna try
The funniest one for me has got to be getting kicked from a singleplayer world.
@@astraygalaxy2765 did you have a stroke?
@@astraygalaxy2765 you sure
@@astraygalaxy2765 you sure??
Let’s get this straight: Noobs wouldn’t WANT to respawn after a random death of no health bar.
@The UA-camr because they are noobs
People watching: Waiting for the big final moment
Skip the tutorial: literally brakes his pickaxe named Minecraft.
Wait, pickaxes have car brakes?
*Hol up I think u found a ground breaking discovery*
Breaks*
@@justsomeuser.5765 braking* smh lol
@@thechicago98 srry
"To do this, we will have to have no life."
Me: Skip wheres the punch line here
"And while thats easy to do in the real world..."
Me: thats relatable
Same
It's not relatable, dying is the easiest thing ever.
@@onioncutterninja1535 it is, there's so many ways to do it.
@@nathanpixelkid relatable is something that you've been through and many people have been through, which makes it relatable, and seriously, i never heard of anyone telling others they died. Lol
@@onioncutterninja1535 Well I pretty much have no life so it's pretty relatable to me
7:38 my cousin showed this to me when i was younger and his computer crashed the moment he pressed w
What the command?
@@blend0ne. just look up armor generator for minecraft and u can make one easily yourself
@@xd-gm1mq no
I love how bald cape is destroying the world, instead of saving it.
Caped baldy
What, bald cape. Ok then
@@redbepis4600 genossss
For people who saw this comment, Bald Cape is supposed to be One Punch Man.
@@zenknt well yea
Finally I have something fun to do in quarantine
Skip: with the recession coming up...
2020 corona: indeed
rhys williams I was thinking the same thing
exactly
Everyone else: there is no wrong way to play Minecraft
Skip the tutorial: *hold my beer*
69 likes, nice.
51 is how old Mr Reeves is :)
love how there's undertale music in the background
While using an anime skin
Same
4:51
"That's why we should reinvest on a better pc"
*Says the one with an intel i9 core processor and a RTX 2080 Ti*
NO!!!
NASA Computers And Computers From Area 51
@@Cursy0501 Alien computers?
Cause he have 2gb ram alocated
@@Miniek0 then it's not about reinvesting on better pc but change the settings.
@@PGNNation thats what i say he have 2gb ram alocated (maybe its my english sorry)
I made a superflat world of tnt a few years ago. It made huge tnt caves, it was really fun lol
This is the best to do just get an elytra
7:30 The problem with being faster than light, is that you can only live in darkness
"my personal favorite cryptocurrency..."
me: wait, is it gonna be- OH MY GOD OF COURSE
Of couse what
haruto Tsuchim idk
@@bmgomaster1910 schlatt coin
@@sunshiny20yearsago86 SchlattCoin
I like nougat schlattcoin?
Skip the tutorial: omg I got down to 0fps!!!
Me with my garbage PC: OMG 10FPS!!!!!!!! :O THIS IS SOOOO SMOOTH
Use command to spawn arrows from arrows. Enjoy
mlp is the worst creation made by mankind. J O K E
@@6789sonya where did you get mlp from?
Sticky Lizard Studios Nah i was replying to the guy and youtube makes you say the name all the time.
Them: “And honestly some people just want to watch the world burn” me: ok is anyone else losing hope in our society.
it really doesn't
oooh aren't you so quirky and unique
Quoting Robert Frost is neat.
8:42 there is a limit to how fast a player can pick up XP, that has already been reached, without command blocks, in survival.
Breaking news:
Amazon rainforest has been burned down by a ghast!!!!
6:52: Ocarina of time kokiri forest music... getting N64 fixed next week! 2020 days...
In Bedrock edition you can use this command to crash your/somebody else’s world:
/spreadplayers ~ ~ 100000 100001 @e
i just put that on paste thank you sir
So I just signed up for admin on bedwars
it actually crashed my games, kudos
Command says it all
/spreadplayers ~ ~ 100000 100001 @e
1:30 : Amazon Forest in 2019
( Please dont kill me )
While i wont kill you for a joke, people will kill you, so IM HERE TO PROTECT YA!
(*summons blue bone barrier around*)
@@thepandrbr only undertale players will get that like me. when you go through those blue bones, you die unless you dont move through it and it moves through you.
@@kayleighmoore6951 exactly, and if the barrier is not moving, you cant really get in or out
australia in 2020
@Garrett the man that's what I was thinking lol
4:34 "Now with a recession coming up..."
Skip saw 2020 and tried to warn us
11:40 , WeLComE tO thE ThUnDEr DoME
Aw yes a man of culture
MagmaBlitz648 you didn’t need the bedrock breaker machine to get to the nether roof in the old days. Just spam ender pearls on the roof with a regen potion on.
@@matthewairhart8992 yeah but to smoothly do so
use code lazar
That movie was so good...
Remember that rabbit lag? If you set maxEntityCramming to 0, it's infinite
Whaaaaaaw
Solar Creeper the terrarian makes sense
4:50 "We should have just invested in a better PC". Dude, your F3 screen showed a shiny 2080ti and an 9900k...
Someone’s mad
Amd time boiiis
@@naper425 lmao yes
@@naper425 irrelevant
@@GhostSlayerYT dude you reply 4 months later saying irrelevant with absolutely no context... what am i supposed to say to that
1:59
I love how you laughed at your own joke
Can you beat persona five without personas (except for the tutorials)
And the final boss
Well technically you have to use the persona at the end but you can use melee and guns the entire fight
Yeah obviously not the tutorials.
Have you seen his Ussrname?
Katie Hammel no. It only lets you use persona. The rest of the buttons are blacked out.
Oh Yeah Yeah I beat it like two days ago and don’t remember that but ok
I love how he's talking about destroying, and it's playing undertake music.
Thanks... Now my friend will regret the fact the he flexed on me with his new gaming computer
i flexed on an entire server bc i bought a gt 1030 new for 2 bucks
My favourite is filling a world with saplings and then setting the random tick speed to 10000
Thanks for the likes
Nothing better than using a command block to keep constantly summoning wither bosses while trying to survive as long as possible, or just watching the apocalypse unfold in front of you, ah a classic.
The old TNT Minecart stacking trick is an favorite of mine. Fun way to blow stuff up
Oh yeah
You have antvenom and jschlatt in the same video?
Ya know MR. ANT insulted our poor schlatt,
He’s already 90,000 dollars in debt
Ever make a tnt cannon so powerful that when the fired tnt exploded, it either
A: deleted entire chunks, water, lava and bedrock included
B: made the dirt block in the blast blink and explode like tnt
C: have so many dispensers go off at once that the music stops
You said 23 ways to break mine-
And I skipped the whole video by accident
*and it was Hilarious more than it sounds*
Get a repeat command block and put it on always active and put /summon ender_dragon
Roken Ssj3 oh god
Man chill down thats too hard.
Or do two had have one doing withers
i did that it was to laggy i could not move
I actually experienced the “near lands” on my ps4. Proof: buildings (villages in a super flat world) and trees were cut in half.
It is really weird
There is no way to play Minecraft wrong. Unless you play with fortnite addons/mods. If you do, please stop.
We love Minecraft we love Minecraft
no
fortnite bad minecraft good,you may laugh,i hate popular games,validate my comment
@White-Van Helsing Since you have a picture of mei,INSTANT SUB
There is no way to live wrong, unless you hate on games for no reason and think your cool. If you do, please stop
4:26 cool now he can end the series 100000 times
Me: hears the wii sports theme slowed in the back ground.
Also me: smiles while all my childhood memeories come back.
I heard a yakuza sad theme music
What the timestamp
10:27
If you put a vine in the space all the rabbits are in, the game will speed up because it will stop calculating the collisions the rabbits are having with each other.
Is that true? That sounds cool!
Minecraft: **Exists**
SkipTheTutorial: **Rubs hands**
While I didn’t break the game, the game did indeed break my brother at one point. We were hanging out in a super flat world in a village. One of those really old villages, with the block farm house- we were sitting in there. Suddenly, lighting struck through the roof and just demolished my brother. What’s even better is I was standing right next to him and didn’t even get hurt
This is a pretty refreshing video that isn’t just you binding yourself to whatever soul-crushing task, I like it!
As soon as he brought out the gold nugget, my mind went to SchlattCoin too. well played.
You're gonna need a lot of "Detonated Wam" to handle any of this😂
11:48 That reminds me so much of the scene where Iron Man self-destructs all his suits for a firework show.
Toby fox: ah yes enslaved soundtrack
YAS!! THE END GOT ME!!
Sorry undertale
You. You are perfect. Take my like.
7:23
I guess he kinda...
*Ruin* ed it
“With the recession coming up” he didn’t know the half of it
Fortnite is a golden pickaxe.
It may look good, and it may mine faster than the diamond pickaxe, but it broke quicklier.
Minecraft is the diamond pickaxe. It may mine slower, but it still makes you feel proud, and lasts WAY longer than the golden one.
Quicklier. Nice.
"quicklier"
Skip: First we need to have no life..
Also Skip: And while that isn’t hard to do in the real world-
All of us: Did u just roast us? And everyone on planet Earth? Yourself included?
ooh self burn those are rare
Skip the Tutorial: places a chest next to itself 3 times
me: wait, thats illegal
0:46, if I tried to do this my pc would bluescreen (like 10 times over)
Mojang: *Multiple dragons can no longer spawn in the end*
Evan Crawford: *_r/whoosh_*
pewo90 THAT ISNT FUNNY MAKE AN ORIGINAL JOKE
Bedrock: I'm boutta end this Bois hope carerr
Me: Let me use the spawn egg.
Sorry... What did you say Mojang? I was to busy spawning in multiple Ender dragons!
This shows that I’m very sadistic I loved this
1:30 how the amazon forest fires started😂
7:43 the music in the background is Wii sports resort XD
Skip: "To give another real world example..."
Also Skip: goes into minecraft
8:20 why super mario 3D world underwater theme as background music🤨🤣
1:30
Amazon forest burning
*2019 colorized*
1:35 "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
lol you have a i9 9900k and a 2080ti and only dedicate 2gb of ram to minecraft?
thats why your game is so laggy...
I mean 2gb is enough for mc
If I'm correct minecraft only accepts 2 gb
@@nuclearsummer7796 bruh I've dedicated 10gb to it...
@Michael Tod lol not its not
If you open advanced setting in your launch options you can change the amount of ram dedicated to MC. I run 12G
5:18
The method is that explotions are pseudorandom, they follow rules and then those rules are a bit changed, the bigger the explotion the more clear one can see those rules
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Skip the tutorial: "Some people just want to watch the world burn"
Me: ALFRED PENNYWORTH, THE DARK NIGHT RISES!!!!!!!
9:25 Did you just say “an external **FILL** drive??”😂😂
nope, filled
2:19 GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
So that's what it's like...
Crane 3522 he will never reach the truth
"And some people just want to watch the world burn"
Me, a theater kid: *I wanna watch the world burn, I got the gasoline*
Skip The Tutorial: Did you break Minecraft?
Me: Yes
Skip The Tutorial: What did it cost?
Me: The Amazon Rainforest
*/give PlayerName minecraft:grass_block 9000000*
*game crashes*
but you don't realise that that command wouldn't actually work since you need to specify the player name? god, all these noobs who have no idea what they're even talking about.
@@weigurde god, all thes people who can't take a joke
9:12
newton: You weren't supposed to do that!
0:35 Oh! An Alpharad sponsor... oh, wait
a small glitch for the console edition of minecraft, (Not the bedrock edition, the OG edition.) where if you pause before hitting the ground, it cancels the damage. This won't work on multiplayer though.
mlp is the worst creation made by mankind Uh, no. It's not. On Java you leave the game. On console like minecraft xbox one edition for example. You simply pause and the game lowers you down a few blocks. If this reply was a joke, then go ahead and whoosh me. Idc.
mlp is the worst creation made by mankind Agree to disagree.
Loved how you slipped in the Ruins track from Undertale!
A fun way to break minecraft is to do this pattern.
Block block block
Piston button door
Block. Door
Then just press the button
hhh
0:04 pictures taken right before disaster
Skip The Tutorial: Looks Like I Break Minecraft
Me: That's Not Minecraft That's Pickaxe
0:21 Oh look, the Amazon!!