A Carny Tells Theo About the Freak Shows

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  • @dmoney7536
    @dmoney7536 7 місяців тому +784

    This carny is funnier than 95% of the comedians I've seen podcast

    • @camronridley5912
      @camronridley5912 7 місяців тому +44

      He really said is that doja cat 😂😂

    • @The_Mavs_Are_Bums
      @The_Mavs_Are_Bums 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@camronridley5912I died 🤣

    • @MiMi-Music-Official
      @MiMi-Music-Official 7 місяців тому +4

      @@camronridley5912 I died when he said that 😭

    • @sperez3275
      @sperez3275 7 місяців тому +2

      @@camronridley5912Theo liked that one 😂

    • @megacatsupreme466
      @megacatsupreme466 6 місяців тому +9

      He's 17X funnier than Schaub

  • @thydevdom
    @thydevdom 7 місяців тому +1150

    Theo interviewing the common man is the one of the great things about his podcast.

    • @michaeloliver1143
      @michaeloliver1143 7 місяців тому +70

      Is this a common man? He has some uncommon stories 😄

    • @niks9652
      @niks9652 7 місяців тому

      Who doesn't have a grandfather with 3 legs and 2 dicks?

    • @fluxpistol3608
      @fluxpistol3608 7 місяців тому +10

      Yeah this is such a common story

    • @georgezimmerman3334
      @georgezimmerman3334 7 місяців тому +15

      Common people have the most impressive stories.

    • @russellwilliams5778
      @russellwilliams5778 7 місяців тому

      This motherfucker far from common

  • @HD-Tech
    @HD-Tech 7 місяців тому +197

    "You just don't see that kinda stuff anymore. That's the toughest part about stuff" Classic Theo Von!

  • @classicgiraffe
    @classicgiraffe 7 місяців тому +493

    Theo Von looks like the accountant for the carnies

    • @mavericksization
      @mavericksization 7 місяців тому +9

      Dude. That’s funny. 😄

    • @temmewan7031
      @temmewan7031 7 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mariamataleo6784
      @mariamataleo6784 7 місяців тому +3

      Gosh 😂

    • @sperez3275
      @sperez3275 7 місяців тому +1

      Just had a flashback to Roast My Host 😂

    • @gotusgotus
      @gotusgotus 6 місяців тому +2

      I could see him being an accountant for the carnies in a movie with Larry The Cable Guy 😂

  • @JJN603
    @JJN603 7 місяців тому +356

    this guy has a nice vibe around him. its nice to see someone interviewing just regular guys with cool stories.

    • @michaelmeara6776
      @michaelmeara6776 7 місяців тому +6

      Tosh does it too

    • @petegrizwald2666
      @petegrizwald2666 7 місяців тому +10

      I'd say he has a pretty interesting life.

    • @tbird267
      @tbird267 7 місяців тому +6

      That plumber episode is still one of my favorites of all podcasts

    • @HeyImDateMike
      @HeyImDateMike 7 місяців тому +1

      @@petegrizwald2666two pee pees

    • @dudeman858
      @dudeman858 6 місяців тому +6

      Dude probably has more salient advice than most psychologists. I’d much rather hear his opinion over 90% of the A-Holes I’ve met in life.

  • @mylovesodrew5183
    @mylovesodrew5183 7 місяців тому +103

    The fist bump to hearing that he smoked a bong with the last surviving munchkin 😭

  • @JasonScroggins-c4i
    @JasonScroggins-c4i 7 місяців тому +162

    "rockin that spare geni, better keep the lights on 😂"

    • @cBetweenTheLines
      @cBetweenTheLines 7 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @clarkwilson2670
      @clarkwilson2670 7 місяців тому +10

      Might be the funniest most clever thing ive heard him say. crazy that was off the cuff

    • @E11JiimBo
      @E11JiimBo 7 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @d.felixphoto2260
      @d.felixphoto2260 7 місяців тому +1

      I was dying 😂😂😂

  • @rocketloob449
    @rocketloob449 7 місяців тому +115

    "you just dont see that stuff anymore, thats the hardest part about stuff" damn what a line from my favorite philosopher

    • @Declarationofyourgeneration
      @Declarationofyourgeneration 7 місяців тому +2

      I am thinking this is an example of Theo actually meaning it when he said it? And it turned out funny. That is what makes Theo a bit of a freak. Sometimes he is funny but either is a tremendous troller and actor or he does have a few wires crossed in a decent hearted way.

    • @derekrogers1984
      @derekrogers1984 7 місяців тому +1

      Love him😊

    • @Altavilla22Mike
      @Altavilla22Mike 6 місяців тому

      Theo is a complete moron, he embodies the pod caster mentality where any dumbo with a camera and a microphone can start one. He mostly repeats what the guest says and rambles on saying random stuff

    • @natevanlandingham1945
      @natevanlandingham1945 6 місяців тому +1

      Thought that was weird and funny too

    • @mistylavae2433
      @mistylavae2433 6 місяців тому

      That crack me tf up 😂

  • @jayhari1713
    @jayhari1713 7 місяців тому +517

    Lmfao Holy hell Theo is the man. "You figured he would've died by getting his leg caught in something. I mean, I almost get my legs caught in stuff all the time." 😂😂😂😂

    • @DanielJayUSA
      @DanielJayUSA 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Tjnumber1
      @Tjnumber1 7 місяців тому +7

      He ain't lying 😂😂 happens to me all the time , gotta be careful when your long

    • @jayhari1713
      @jayhari1713 7 місяців тому +1

      @Tjnumber1 LoL, I'll have to take your word for it. As a guy who's average height, I wouldn't know what you're speaking about 😆

    • @Tjnumber1
      @Tjnumber1 7 місяців тому +6

      @jayhari1713 just gotta pay more attention, iam 6" 4 I trip over shit cause iam trying not to hit my head lol and vice versa.

    • @Les_Grossman80
      @Les_Grossman80 7 місяців тому +1

      Im 44 and deciding whether I'm allowed to shower by myself 😂

  • @OneTwoFourFloor
    @OneTwoFourFloor 7 місяців тому +36

    “Running a spare genny to keep the lights on” this really got me

  • @DinanBMWm5
    @DinanBMWm5 7 місяців тому +36

    I can listen to this guy talk all day about stories from the carnivals. Seems like a genuinely nice guy.

  • @DavidVerbout
    @DavidVerbout 7 місяців тому +29

    THE LISPY JEW!
    The Four Shouldered Italian!
    Im crying laughing!

  • @nickdrummer072
    @nickdrummer072 5 місяців тому +16

    the fact that Theo stopped reading at the part where the Lobster Boy MURDERED SOMEONE LMFAO

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 3 місяці тому +3

      And was murdered himself by another "freak" xD

  • @FoxIslandRailroadCo
    @FoxIslandRailroadCo 7 місяців тому +166

    “Doja Cat?” 😂😂 had me rolling

  • @howyoulikethatmess5490
    @howyoulikethatmess5490 7 місяців тому +142

    Those pants have to be like, what the fuck are we doing 😂😂

    • @OryJeffries
      @OryJeffries 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol and it was after the comment about th3 three legged man giving the fourth shoe to his one legge d friend.😅 honestly weve probably only seen that once or twice in history Theo

    • @luisdejesus1758
      @luisdejesus1758 6 місяців тому +3

      The last foot is just like tapping to the beat 😂

  • @middlesiderrider
    @middlesiderrider 7 місяців тому +57

    I wish I had Theo's childlike enthusiasm for life.

    • @JWlittleredd
      @JWlittleredd 7 місяців тому +4

      You can! Fake it 'till you make it!

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 3 місяці тому

      @@JWlittleredd That right there demonstrates part of what's wrong with capitalism ...

    • @JWlittleredd
      @JWlittleredd 3 місяці тому

      @@3nertia that’s just human nature, not capitalism

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 3 місяці тому

      @@JWlittleredd Ah, the irony of Dunning-Kruger - utterly incapable of original thought and can only regurgitate the same capitalist rhetoric that every other moron does :/
      No, that's human nature *as influenced by capitalism*
      We're a social species, never would've survived the big cats if we weren't and yet everyone acts as if this level of competition within our own species is normal lmfao. We haven't needed to fight over resources since we invented agricultural but you just keep believing what your masters tell you! ROFLMEYERWIENER!

  • @soulpowerful
    @soulpowerful 7 місяців тому +159

    I’m a 50 year old Canadian woman who had never heard of Theo until a week ago.
    Ever since then, I’ve been binge watching.
    He’s just so funny and wholesome.
    Enjoy your day, everyone. 🤗

    • @Bryan-kl5rr
      @Bryan-kl5rr 7 місяців тому +6

      Theo is the best!!

    • @theheartbreaknurse
      @theheartbreaknurse 7 місяців тому +21

      Welcome to the gang (gang) ❤❤❤

    • @classicgiraffe
      @classicgiraffe 7 місяців тому +7

      Don't forget to pour your next drink out for Billy Conforto. And watch out for those embankments.

    • @marcusash7
      @marcusash7 7 місяців тому +4

      Shout out from rural Nova Scotia! Gang gang ma’am, I’m glad you found Theo and now get to enjoy him! His solo podcasts were great, he also has plenty of podcast with “regular” people and they’re very entertaining.

    • @phatgringo2.0
      @phatgringo2.0 7 місяців тому

      A third leg and two dongs must have piqued your interest! 😂

  • @shawnstroh5601
    @shawnstroh5601 7 місяців тому +232

    "People must've thought you were jordan peterson no matter what." LOL

    • @get8bit
      @get8bit 7 місяців тому +2

      That would have made WAY more sense if he was talking about the lobster man. Peterson is the "lobster king". 😆 Dude, why did he say it about the three legged man?

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 7 місяців тому +2

      @@get8bit Slightly unrelated, but thatat Jordan Peterson rat king clips (if you've seen it) gets me because he doesn't even accurately describe what it is lmao.

    • @misssummersalt
      @misssummersalt 7 місяців тому +1

      Very Tall Bart would have a field day

    • @ryekirchner3146
      @ryekirchner3146 7 місяців тому +1

      Mm​@@Vincisomething

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Vincisomethingalso slightly related, but many people also have issues describing what a woman is which seems like a slightly more pressing issue lol

  • @in5d
    @in5d 6 місяців тому +6

    I could see Theo working at a carnival and totally digging it!!!

  • @bigbassjonz
    @bigbassjonz 7 місяців тому +31

    I want this dude to be a permanent member of theos show.

  • @Rizlack
    @Rizlack 7 місяців тому +13

    "The Lispy Jew" 😂😂😂 That shit caught me way the fuck off guard, and I can't stop laughing😆

  • @AdriaRosewind
    @AdriaRosewind 7 місяців тому +14

    Theo is funnier than hell, but he's so intelligent and compassionate! Love him.

  • @goyourownrea2026
    @goyourownrea2026 7 місяців тому +12

    How he asks 'howd you know this, did someone write it down' 😂😂 i love Theo lol, can't wait to see him in Belfast.

  • @kragcomedy
    @kragcomedy 7 місяців тому +20

    "Lobster Boy and Bearded Lady...they fell in love"
    "...that's...that's romantic...wonder what their kids would come out like....bearded lobsters."😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTrumpReaper
    @TheTrumpReaper 7 місяців тому +36

    Frank Lentini was so *HARD CORE* that he was on the back cover of Alice in Chains' _Alice in Chains._

  • @richperkins5192
    @richperkins5192 7 місяців тому +23

    Those pants have to be like “wtf are we doing?!” 😂😂

  • @carfish
    @carfish 7 місяців тому +11

    Didn’t think such a strange conversation could also be so damn wholesome

  • @jasonwilliams1989
    @jasonwilliams1989 7 місяців тому +104

    runnin' on that spare Genny, dude, huh?......keep the lights on bro......LMFAO

  • @LokeybeatsInstrumentals
    @LokeybeatsInstrumentals 7 місяців тому +149

    "A Doja Cat?" lmfao😂

  • @persistentprogress3225
    @persistentprogress3225 7 місяців тому +206

    "The Lispy Jew"😂😂😂😂

  • @leemcgillivray1902
    @leemcgillivray1902 7 місяців тому +19

    YOU SMOKED WEED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD MUNCHKIN ARE WORDS I'LL NEVER FORGET 😂

    • @ucitymetalhead
      @ucitymetalhead 5 місяців тому +1

      "we represent the lollipop dispensary"

  • @FeetTuna
    @FeetTuna 7 місяців тому +3

    I love how this guy is obviously a big fan of Theo's, which you can see by his smiling in preparation for each and every one of Theo's joke, and hes not afraid to just show it. At the same time he does a great job with keeping the conversation going.

  • @PanthersAdvice
    @PanthersAdvice 7 місяців тому +45

    Didn't expect Doja Cat & Jordan Peterson to get name dropped in this episode lol

  • @klondike69none85
    @klondike69none85 7 місяців тому +49

    100 per cent more interesting than some famous person I could care less about

    • @ilovemalechickens
      @ilovemalechickens 6 місяців тому

      You could care less? Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less?

  • @TwoGunToast
    @TwoGunToast 7 місяців тому +60

    How tf you gonna NOT read the best part of Lobster Boys story? For anyone in the comments who didn't pause: he murdered his daughters fiance the night of their wedding, got away with it and then later his wife and daughter ordered a hit on him and he was shot in the back of the head 3 times.

    • @DomTheHammerMan
      @DomTheHammerMan 7 місяців тому +6

      lol fr no one has mentioned it.

    • @richardwolfgeher
      @richardwolfgeher 7 місяців тому +1

      Had to pause and read, that shit wild.

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 7 місяців тому

      I read it too ,crazy

    • @Hbizz813
      @Hbizz813 7 місяців тому +3

      Yep… happened about 12 miles from me.

    • @LouDiamondPhilips199
      @LouDiamondPhilips199 7 місяців тому

      Just came here to see if anyone else noticed 😮 now I’m super interested in that story

  • @theflamingoparty6680
    @theflamingoparty6680 7 місяців тому +61

    Idk if anyone caught that but theo von said "you just don't see that stuff anymore that's what's tough about stuff" which like yea that's a hilarious way to say nothing lol

    • @contractor556
      @contractor556 7 місяців тому +2

      😅 that’s a keeper

    • @lpha420
      @lpha420 7 місяців тому +7

      he made a point without going into specifics...

  • @mystiquesquared
    @mystiquesquared 7 місяців тому +59

    "That's beautiful man." And it was. 😢

    • @natebonenfant
      @natebonenfant 7 місяців тому

      That story really stuck with me. Talk about humanity man.

  • @DrModGTA
    @DrModGTA 7 місяців тому +1

    Theo, having such unique guests on who are also just normal people out of the spotlight is such a great recipe for great content. In a world and platform where everything is all about status and popularity I love how this proves that just a face to face chat with someone from all walks of life can birth such interesting conversations .

  • @RyanJohnson-x8q
    @RyanJohnson-x8q 7 місяців тому +3

    I've laughed more on this episode than ever..these 2 need a podcast

  • @bpd231martinko9
    @bpd231martinko9 6 місяців тому +2

    Back in the early '70's when I was about 12 years old I was at the Allentown Fair in Allentown, Pa. and I paid to get into a show where according to the canvas hanging outside the trailer, that was advertising some wild man from Borneo fighting snakes. I went inside and there was a little person wearing a Tarzan leopard skin suit, sitting on a lunch pail reading a newspaper with snakes crawling around on the floor. Needless to say that was the last time I ever got suckered into one of those shows.

  • @whhhhhhhhh
    @whhhhhhhhh 7 місяців тому +25

    "The lispy jew" jesus christ 😂😂😂

    • @limehawk4989
      @limehawk4989 7 місяців тому

      Yeah i bet jesus had a lisp and he was a jew so 🥴

  • @joevines8219
    @joevines8219 7 місяців тому +6

    "Yeah, that's the toughest part about, stuff." Genius 😅

  • @dakotatotten5355
    @dakotatotten5355 7 місяців тому +60

    The lispy Jew or 4 shouldered Italian dude lol

    • @finnday-wiggins7709
      @finnday-wiggins7709 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @anthonyrogers590
      @anthonyrogers590 7 місяців тому +2

      I still can't stop laughing.....just spit my food out at Subway. Even a replay made me spit up food

    • @mattforman4972
      @mattforman4972 7 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget 4 titted sister lolol

    • @dakotatotten5355
      @dakotatotten5355 7 місяців тому +1

      @@anthonyrogers590 the man is a chaotic genius even in imitation lol

  • @kypl1910
    @kypl1910 7 місяців тому +27

    Theo Von bringing the unqiue guests as always 🙌🙌

  • @thomashall6288
    @thomashall6288 7 місяців тому +7

    Theo you rock. You come across as a genuine cool dude and I enjoy your show. 🎉

  • @Jd-rj1ut
    @Jd-rj1ut 6 місяців тому +2

    This man got some great stories and he funny asf 🤣

  • @Just.A.T-Rex
    @Just.A.T-Rex 7 місяців тому +8

    Smoking the weed with the munchkin killed me!🤣🤣

    • @jbags5263
      @jbags5263 7 місяців тому +1

      Theo just had to dap him up for that..😂

  • @twinpyramidshoney543
    @twinpyramidshoney543 7 місяців тому +1

    As long as these 2 can find a subject, they’ll be a dynamic duo for suuuure

  • @DaveKing-ny9rk
    @DaveKing-ny9rk 7 місяців тому +20

    Maybe he caught his leg in somethin 😂😂😂😂Theo really speaks his mind without thinking lol

  • @devonbrooks246
    @devonbrooks246 7 місяців тому +1

    I don’t know why I stopped at this interview but it is really fascinating and locked me in.

  • @louiethelogger81
    @louiethelogger81 7 місяців тому +4

    “Running on that spare genny dude keep the lights on bro”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:52

  • @peggyinky5815
    @peggyinky5815 7 місяців тому +4

    Theo Von is a national treasure!!! He can make you laugh and get in your feelings ❤️☺️

  • @danielsamonte1586
    @danielsamonte1586 7 місяців тому +4

    The fact that Theo reads clearly and goes back into country speak is crazy

  • @billybarefoot1111
    @billybarefoot1111 7 місяців тому +5

    “Pinching ass and taking names” 💀

  • @GregOver
    @GregOver 7 місяців тому +4

    The carnys voice brought back Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf memories

  • @Steemoney
    @Steemoney 7 місяців тому +1

    We need more interviews like this! You can only listen to the top celebs tell the same stories so many times! So much better to hear a brand new story and personality ❤

  • @cscheid
    @cscheid 7 місяців тому +9

    the jordan peterson joke was slept on good GAWD HAHA

  • @fartnloud7411
    @fartnloud7411 6 місяців тому

    This guy has great timing! At times, he doesn't say anything funny, but the timing and way he delivers is hilarious!

  • @RezidentZombie
    @RezidentZombie 7 місяців тому +4

    Running on that spare geny. Omg I lost it on that one

  • @watcher1326
    @watcher1326 7 місяців тому +2

    That conversation was cool for so many reasons. Go Theo.

  • @LReyynolds6
    @LReyynolds6 7 місяців тому +5

    That second paragraph about the lobster boy is wild

  • @trangep7540
    @trangep7540 7 місяців тому +1

    His guest is so fuckin chill about everything. Theo honestly goin ham here lmao

  • @julietaches926
    @julietaches926 7 місяців тому +4

    I deeply hope Theo continues this trend.

  • @KevinMullin-iz9bp
    @KevinMullin-iz9bp 6 місяців тому +1

    That was a great conversation. I should study this episode to improve my gab skills.

  • @Dadbod007
    @Dadbod007 7 місяців тому +92

    The two shlongs is crazy.

    • @crowe668
      @crowe668 7 місяців тому +17

      AND they both worked.....my guy has some stories I'm sure...

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 7 місяців тому

      You guys are both under homo suspicion

    • @Pluralofvinylisvinyls
      @Pluralofvinylisvinyls 7 місяців тому +3

      It’s untrue. I’m guessing his leg was fake too

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 7 місяців тому

      geteting in double the trouble

    • @unpublicized
      @unpublicized 7 місяців тому

      @@Pluralofvinylisvinylsit’s fake?

  • @medievalknievel
    @medievalknievel 3 місяці тому +1

    That’s Anthony Kiedis on the soul to squeeze interview reunion lol

  • @stacegamble6559
    @stacegamble6559 7 місяців тому +9

    "The Lispy Jew" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 7 місяців тому +1

    Frank is a very chill laid back guy. His family and life have a very unique experience. Interesting

  • @AnodyneHipsterInfluencer
    @AnodyneHipsterInfluencer 7 місяців тому +6

    "Wow, look at those pants. Those pants have to be like 'what the fuck are _we_ doing???'"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuuuuck me, I don't think I've laughed that hard in a year.

  • @slapttastic
    @slapttastic 7 місяців тому +2

    One of the best guests theo has had on. Dope episode

  • @goodmorningsundaymorning4533
    @goodmorningsundaymorning4533 7 місяців тому +5

    That 3 legged man was inside the Alice In Chains album cover

  • @GrimDarkDude
    @GrimDarkDude 7 місяців тому +2

    Love podcast with regular people

  • @YerpDerp17
    @YerpDerp17 7 місяців тому +22

    To anyone who happens to read this, I hope you have a wonderful and positive day/night! Be kind to people, try to be understanding, and don't be afraid of new experiences or perspectives. Love and let love, or at the very least, live and let live. Take care!

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 7 місяців тому +2

      Thank you 🤜🏻

    • @CherubChick1221
      @CherubChick1221 7 місяців тому +2

      Have an AWESOME DAY!! 🤩❤️‍🔥

    • @kswitz
      @kswitz 7 місяців тому

      @@cesar_yf2637nobody asked mr too cool for positivity. Scrolling past this costs nothing

    • @YerpDerp17
      @YerpDerp17 7 місяців тому +1

      @@cesar_yf2637 It's not tacky. I am not a bot or anything. I clicked on the video a minute after it was posted, which is rare. Most videos have 100's if not 1000's of comments by the time I view them. So I put a positive comment since there was a decent chance people would see it. lol It's really not that serious, but I appreciate the concern. Hope you had a good day! Consider breaking the habit of defaulting into pessimism and assuming the worst of things or people and their intentions. It's not a healthy or productive trait. But to each their own. Have a wonderful/safe/positive weekend!

    • @YerpDerp17
      @YerpDerp17 7 місяців тому +1

      @@trevmason2352 Of course, you're welcome!

  • @MichaelEMJAYARE
    @MichaelEMJAYARE 5 місяців тому

    This dude has BEAUTIFUL eyes. Amazing voice. He’s simultaneously “raggedy” looking yet so handsome. Controlled chaos. He smiles like a giddy lil kid. Have him back!

  • @toddrinchko7816
    @toddrinchko7816 7 місяців тому +19

    Forget Hollywood this is entertainment

  • @damianfaucet4395
    @damianfaucet4395 7 місяців тому +2

    This guest is fascinating. Super intelligent and content, and decent.

  • @trevmason2352
    @trevmason2352 7 місяців тому +7

    Awesome guest !

  • @lordmanos9442
    @lordmanos9442 6 місяців тому

    This is the interview we want I can see Theo going number one.i have so many questions about carny and finally I have answers

  • @K10House
    @K10House 7 місяців тому +5

    Omg the Jordan Peterson line..... I almost crashed my car I laughed so hard❤😂❤😂❤😂❤

  • @mehmustache
    @mehmustache 7 місяців тому +2

    "You smoked dope with the Wizard of Oz munchki!" Omg I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylepomeroy73
    @kylepomeroy73 7 місяців тому +7

    I remember working at Walmart a carny that looked just like this guy told me I needed to hide him in the back cause the carnival kid napped him 😂 I told him “ I just stock shelves bro I’m not qualified for what you need 😂”

  • @andremykal
    @andremykal 6 місяців тому

    Playing footsie and still tapping your foot to tap to the music😂

  • @josegonza1ez
    @josegonza1ez 7 місяців тому +3

    6:19 “is that doja cat” really looks more like doja cat than tila tequila too had me rolling 😂😂

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 7 місяців тому +2

    This is wild story. I first discovered Theo Von on a reality show. I thought this guy is real in some sort of way? You know what I'm trying to say. Alice in Chains had two florescent CD's Green and Orange florescent. It was called Tripod or Alice in Chains. Frank Lentini was included in the artwork. Thank you for this story! Layne, William, Jerry , Sean, Mike and myself for having great taste in music.

  • @Rrrakanishu
    @Rrrakanishu 7 місяців тому +12

    A spare genni lmao

  • @rebeccawestie9191
    @rebeccawestie9191 6 місяців тому +1

    “Corner store freaks” hilarious

  • @tokernizer
    @tokernizer 7 місяців тому +4

    theo was genuinely touched by the munchkin story lol

  • @douggotley7169
    @douggotley7169 7 місяців тому +1

    “Got that spare genny to keep the lights on bro” - Theo is so witty!

  • @frankjamesbonarrigo7162
    @frankjamesbonarrigo7162 7 місяців тому +3

    He’s like that dude with the head in his belly in Total Recall.

  • @dylanvinitamusic2033
    @dylanvinitamusic2033 7 місяців тому +2

    0:50 Theo is so relieved when people laugh at his unhinged jokes.

  • @tumbles9433
    @tumbles9433 7 місяців тому +6

    The phrase "having a third leg" has taken on a different kinda flex to me now

    • @ItzzzBeamo
      @ItzzzBeamo 6 місяців тому

      Bro had to change it to his “fourth *and* fifth” legs 😂

  • @ryansheedy5187
    @ryansheedy5187 7 місяців тому +2

    The doja cat line has me in fucking tears this guy is amazing. Made me laugh 5x more here than any bert or tom clip

  • @BrandonBryanthe1st
    @BrandonBryanthe1st 7 місяців тому +7

    Holy shit I thought that was Dave Attell at first

  • @robertpetzold1620
    @robertpetzold1620 7 місяців тому +1

    Smoking dope with the Wizard of Oz Munchkin Man. 😂 Gold. Great guest very chill.

  • @strangemachines_
    @strangemachines_ 7 місяців тому +4

    Doja cat 😭 you’re insulting that little girl but that shit funny as hell

  • @Nature_Inna_Box
    @Nature_Inna_Box 7 місяців тому +2

    I lost it when Theo did the dude’s movement while thinking about the reality of being this man 😭🤣

  • @CatsDontBark
    @CatsDontBark 7 місяців тому +70

    This dude definitely asked to borrow 20.00 when he left.

    • @roytrenneman2200
      @roytrenneman2200 7 місяців тому +5

      Wtf lmao! 😂

    • @john-fe5fi
      @john-fe5fi 7 місяців тому +6

      and a cigarette

    • @KevinsDisobedience
      @KevinsDisobedience 7 місяців тому

      Seems more like the kinda guy that would bum a cig at a concert, and then find you later that night and pay you back with a hit of L.

    • @samanthaskadeland5753
      @samanthaskadeland5753 7 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @dudeman858
      @dudeman858 6 місяців тому +1

      Eh, his aunt Bearded Lady is good for it.

  • @michaelzborowskyii4668
    @michaelzborowskyii4668 7 місяців тому +1

    Only needed 3 shoes it must have felt so complete to give shoe 4 to the guy with one leg. That hit me right in my heart. God bless us all for the humanity we feel towards one another.

  • @cBetweenTheLines
    @cBetweenTheLines 7 місяців тому +3

    this episode is hilarious 🤣

  • @truthhurts4123
    @truthhurts4123 7 місяців тому +1

    A spare genny to keep the lights on😂😂😂😂