I opened the world's worst restaurant.

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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  • @schlattco
    @schlattco  4 місяці тому +337

    Download AFK JOURNEY on PC and mobile for FREE! bit.ly/JschlattNewseason

    • @shadowwolf0672
      @shadowwolf0672 4 місяці тому +6

      Hello GaySchlatt!!!!!!!! :D

    • @Dupi2
      @Dupi2 4 місяці тому +4

      Time to Smile being deleted made me (emotionally) bankrupt 🙂🙂🙂

    • @bigbolbena
      @bigbolbena 4 місяці тому +11

      im not doing that

    • @ScipioCSouza
      @ScipioCSouza 4 місяці тому

      I knew u were a gobby boy, Ted Fartson.

    • @thatfuckerwhossleepy2696
      @thatfuckerwhossleepy2696 4 місяці тому

      j.hogan.schlatt

  • @flaming7937
    @flaming7937 4 місяці тому +1227

    They unironically lived out the life of a gambling addict when they sold all of their possesions in the hopes to win big just to come crashing down to 1 dollar

    • @Hadeopelago
      @Hadeopelago 4 місяці тому

      But made it back by stealing from the government

    • @ZedByt
      @ZedByt 4 місяці тому +94

      And then commit fraud/money laundering/printing and got rich enough to ignore all the consequences. Truly the most realistic Restaurant tycoon simulator out there.

  • @ivorycxxxx
    @ivorycxxxx 4 місяці тому +1351

    “Schlankrupt” really went too far with this one

    • @Bismuth_5
      @Bismuth_5 4 місяці тому +7

      LMFAOOO

    • @cadenkunkle9495
      @cadenkunkle9495 4 місяці тому +1

      That my favorite yet

    • @fnafPlushtales
      @fnafPlushtales 6 днів тому

      I think I know the definition, Schlankrupy(schlatt is bankrupt)

  • @ksl4044
    @ksl4044 4 місяці тому +325

    born too late discover the earth, born too early to discover the stars, born just in time to develop a crippling addiction to online gambling

  • @Gyaradosage
    @Gyaradosage 4 місяці тому +172

    “You’re not vaccinated, right?!”
    “NOT ANYMORE!”

    • @calciummother
      @calciummother 2 місяці тому +1

      Underappreciated line

    • @fnafPlushtales
      @fnafPlushtales 6 днів тому

      Perfecto line! I watched this 573 times in a row for THAT line!

  • @nopenope-ds5rf
    @nopenope-ds5rf 4 місяці тому +424

    1:08 male living space

  • @Wolfkidplayzzz
    @Wolfkidplayzzz 4 місяці тому +204

    Schlatt always remember “99% of gamblers quit before their big win”

    • @gr.4380
      @gr.4380 4 місяці тому +2

      he acts like he forgets it because the number 99 reminds him of the things he did back in '99

  • @pingu7267
    @pingu7267 4 місяці тому +45

    The duplicate microwave hack is crazy omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @YouAreThatGuy
      @YouAreThatGuy 4 місяці тому +13

      Almost as good as the LOAN duping💀💀 the IRS is in shambles

  • @arekkusu0o
    @arekkusu0o 4 місяці тому +2

    10% cooking
    30% game breaking
    60% gambling
    a perfect jschlatt video

  • @caelwaertsa6072
    @caelwaertsa6072 4 місяці тому +9

    this is legitimately one of the funniest videos I have ever watched

  • @comicgoldleaf
    @comicgoldleaf 3 місяці тому +1

    charborg, slmccl and schlatt should make a new comedy group like sleep arrived

  • @ZeeZeeVee
    @ZeeZeeVee 4 місяці тому +10

    Holy shit it's the bald furry, goop, and 1999

  • @blainebradford8468
    @blainebradford8468 4 місяці тому +3

    Did not expect this video to become a Red Rock Casino ad halfway through

  • @i-dont-russian
    @i-dont-russian 4 місяці тому +10

    This is actually insanely funny

  • @jacobpage8028
    @jacobpage8028 4 місяці тому +4

    So Jschlatt gambles extensively, steals money from the bank and commits tax evasion all in one video.

  • @lukeherzog6083
    @lukeherzog6083 4 місяці тому +5

    Charlie and Schlatt is such a great duo! and Charborg🫶🏻

  • @owenkegg5608
    @owenkegg5608 4 місяці тому

    "You're not vaccinated right?"
    "NOT ANYMORE!"

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 місяці тому +1

    And that’s why you gamble more so you can win it back baby

  • @aegislash6060
    @aegislash6060 4 місяці тому +1

    Remember, 99% of gamblers win before they quit big!

  • @pheethee3018
    @pheethee3018 4 місяці тому

    Thought this was a sleep deprived video bc the thumbnail. Fortunately I don’t have to endure 2 in one day

  • @_alex.j
    @_alex.j 4 місяці тому +1

    genuinly the funniest video ive watched in a minute

  • @jacesdavis
    @jacesdavis 4 місяці тому +2

    I love that they discovered money duping and never went back

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 4 місяці тому

    Schlart Slime and Charborg is a powerful combo

  • @ClankyAura
    @ClankyAura 4 місяці тому

    Slimecicle speaking Spanish was interesting especially when he said fries correctly

  • @ExplofingCreeperYT
    @ExplofingCreeperYT 2 місяці тому +1

    this is the most lets game it out shit ive ever seen

  • @LookItsStar.
    @LookItsStar. 3 місяці тому

    Watching this while playing guitar afyer months of no practice is fun cus my fingers may hurt like hell and i may only be able to play 8 chords but at least i get to watch an ungodly amount of microwaves be bought

  • @TechStomperGaming
    @TechStomperGaming 4 місяці тому

    Taking out loans to pay for other loans
    The 1% Capitlism way

  • @GweenBean427
    @GweenBean427 4 місяці тому +1

    Now that is called an investment

  • @emac2759
    @emac2759 4 місяці тому

    Bro was getting flashbacks at the mention of microwaved beef

  • @jacobpage8028
    @jacobpage8028 4 місяці тому +1

    As a 15 year old, i am proud to report that i learned a lot of important things from this video. 18 cant come soon enough!

  • @dornflakes112
    @dornflakes112 4 місяці тому

    I’m so glad charborg entered schlatt’s life, they seem so happy together

  • @Crazy-cn1rz
    @Crazy-cn1rz 4 місяці тому

    It's crazy how much Schlatt's character actually looks like him 💀

  • @putinfromrussia7717
    @putinfromrussia7717 4 місяці тому

    the gamedevs should've hired these guys as the testers

  • @Yes.Im.a.Ballon
    @Yes.Im.a.Ballon 4 місяці тому +2

    WTF WHO CHANGED THE TITLE AND THE THUMBNAIL

  • @tonybishop3686
    @tonybishop3686 4 місяці тому

    Big Banks don't want you to know this simple trick

  • @brenttaylor968
    @brenttaylor968 4 місяці тому

    Good to see shlart finally revealed his money duplication strategy using multiple iPhone 5's

  • @fuzzytheblueracer6133
    @fuzzytheblueracer6133 4 місяці тому

    i got a AFK journey ad 2 times ina row, first was the actual ad, then i skipped it, just to be met with schlatt's ad for it

  • @georgethomas3152
    @georgethomas3152 4 місяці тому +1

    Holy crap this video is funny, like I haven't generally laughed at a video like this for a year

  • @nerdmachine5551
    @nerdmachine5551 4 місяці тому

    At least the devs have a lot of feedback right here

  • @lewesc
    @lewesc 4 місяці тому

    So brilliant, so stupid.
    Opening jokes, microwaves. Try to run the business, pivot to gambling, the fall, the rise, then ending back where it started, microwaves.

  • @the_all_watching
    @the_all_watching 4 місяці тому

    This is a great showcase of the stages of how gambling addictions ruin people’s life

  • @DarthMunchkin
    @DarthMunchkin 4 місяці тому

    Gambling: you are 100% guaranteed to lose, only if you quit

  • @killerbee4229
    @killerbee4229 4 місяці тому

    99% of gamblers give up before their big win, KEEP GAMBLING NEVER GIVE UP 🎰

  • @theracingolfer3430
    @theracingolfer3430 4 місяці тому

    Kebab Chefs is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

  • @Ghorakhu
    @Ghorakhu Місяць тому +1

    1:16 the start of it all😂

    • @Ghorakhu
      @Ghorakhu Місяць тому +1

      15:54 the glitch start😂

    • @Ghorakhu
      @Ghorakhu Місяць тому +1

      21:27 the loan start 😂

    • @Ghorakhu
      @Ghorakhu Місяць тому +1

      25:40 the microwave 😭

  • @stinkyflour5924
    @stinkyflour5924 4 місяці тому +1

    This was a very good video filled with sound financial advice

  • @AavaSelonen
    @AavaSelonen 4 місяці тому

    I think schlitalian has a severe gambling addiction

  • @carsoncomplains
    @carsoncomplains 4 місяці тому

    Watching Schlatt is starting to feel like meeting with a probation officer. I don’t wanna do it, but I’m more worried about what’ll happen if I don’t

  • @thatMADpideion
    @thatMADpideion 4 місяці тому +1

    charbrg is so fucking funny lmaoooooo

  • @MementoMoriv2
    @MementoMoriv2 4 місяці тому

    The exploits are just as incredible as this trio.
    Id like to see The Spiffing Brit or Lets Game It Out play this

  • @akms1_
    @akms1_ 4 місяці тому +1

    this is the best video he's put out

  • @SSTalks69777
    @SSTalks69777 4 місяці тому

    It’s been a good 2 months for schlatt fans

  • @ic236
    @ic236 4 місяці тому

    It's odd to see schlatt try to be the sane reasonable one, trying to reign in the others when there's more microwaves to buy!

  • @maudposts
    @maudposts 4 місяці тому

    SLIME IS BACK ON THE CHANELL!!!!

  • @ethereal.alienation
    @ethereal.alienation 4 місяці тому

    im watching this video while playing afk journey i actually got jumpscared with the sponser

  • @ptrs
    @ptrs 4 місяці тому +2

    this is an incredible video

  • @nickname8153
    @nickname8153 4 місяці тому +1

    Don’t worry big guy just do some more TikTok streams it’s fine

  • @Sneedman777
    @Sneedman777 4 місяці тому +1

    man "Jared" was very funny in this video

  • @summrwalkr
    @summrwalkr 4 місяці тому

    charborg brings such a special charm to the video ‼️🦅

  • @appellosesso
    @appellosesso 4 місяці тому

    "schlackjack" really did something here

  • @CutTheVioletWire
    @CutTheVioletWire 4 місяці тому

    For a second I thought "schlax evasion" was playing Balatro. That would be sick. Almost as sick as what he did in 99.

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 4 місяці тому

    I can't believe "Shlong" went broke

  • @D3fault844
    @D3fault844 4 місяці тому

    I can’t believe no matter what he plays he ends up gambling

  • @tayzer9994
    @tayzer9994 4 місяці тому +1

    sleep deprived ahh thumbnail

  • @b1gshoota
    @b1gshoota 4 місяці тому

    Well rested podcast

  • @messeduplogic
    @messeduplogic 4 місяці тому +1

    Gambling solves all your problems

  • @oTzuni
    @oTzuni 4 місяці тому

    im dying this is the best fucking video ever

  • @Lelleigh
    @Lelleigh 4 місяці тому

    Buying microwave tutorial 101

  • @skylaronline
    @skylaronline 4 місяці тому

    i love finding fun glitches like that

  • @slackerwacker9975
    @slackerwacker9975 4 місяці тому

    I LOVE YOU CHARLIE

  • @matthewstringer3192
    @matthewstringer3192 4 місяці тому

    I’m happy to see more local stores with 3 gay happily married men owning them have come into our town -before the customers have gone to the restaurant
    Is this microwave in the bathroom how piss poop and wash my hands wow this restaurant is fantastic- after the customers have gone to the restaurant

  • @niahromanetti8061
    @niahromanetti8061 4 місяці тому

    i need to see them play more of this I’m dying 😂😂

  • @CaseFace5
    @CaseFace5 4 місяці тому

    always appreciate a wild Charborg appearance

  • @chocolatemilk1628
    @chocolatemilk1628 4 місяці тому

    If there are two things schlatt is good at its bank fraud and gambling

  • @TurtleBoyoIsCool
    @TurtleBoyoIsCool 4 місяці тому

    Sleep Deprived the sequel

  • @Pyronic_
    @Pyronic_ 4 місяці тому

    “Schlegaladon” can quit at any time.

  • @ylf_nac_i
    @ylf_nac_i 4 місяці тому

    The Greg SPECIAL

  • @aldenlekenila6587
    @aldenlekenila6587 4 місяці тому

    but... this isnt a sleep deprived video...

  • @jojosparkels6962
    @jojosparkels6962 4 місяці тому

    I just need to watch him gamble

  • @aidenrack1873
    @aidenrack1873 4 місяці тому

    😭😭😭😭THIS WAS SUCH A FUCKING FUNNY VIDEO IM CRYING

  • @benelmore745
    @benelmore745 4 місяці тому

    Poverty = OBLITERATED

  • @nise6148
    @nise6148 4 місяці тому

    I cried it so beautiful

  • @marco-ls9fm
    @marco-ls9fm 4 місяці тому

    Remember 97% of gamblers quit right before they win big

  • @SirGoobertThe3rd
    @SirGoobertThe3rd 4 місяці тому

    Schlatt love men, he's my big gay.

  • @peytondrews703
    @peytondrews703 4 місяці тому

    I love Schlagg

  • @TheTechman2013
    @TheTechman2013 4 місяці тому

    This is your best video

  • @odysseus2744
    @odysseus2744 4 місяці тому

    let's go gambling!

  • @LeBigPanda
    @LeBigPanda 4 місяці тому

    Such a good video, absolutely hilarious

  • @burritoman5567
    @burritoman5567 4 місяці тому +1

    Best vid ever great job

  • @Johnnyjostar32
    @Johnnyjostar32 24 дні тому

    This is why I gamble

  • @annaexists7894
    @annaexists7894 4 місяці тому

    schlatt when are u posing bedrooms 2 :(

  • @Nathan-ou5oq
    @Nathan-ou5oq 4 місяці тому

    best video yet

  • @huddyreal
    @huddyreal 4 місяці тому

    RIP Shlagg 🫡

  • @collingentile6057
    @collingentile6057 4 місяці тому

    I got a gambling ad

  • @kingcockroach.
    @kingcockroach. 4 місяці тому

    Ngl i would have had an stronk if i was shlagg

  • @ar12456ar
    @ar12456ar 4 місяці тому

    this reminds me of a certain youtuber

  • @eightsocks
    @eightsocks 4 місяці тому

    Is this The Bear

  • @bruhguy8883
    @bruhguy8883 4 місяці тому +2

    Yeah, really ш.

  • @FangBoots
    @FangBoots 4 місяці тому

    If it's not broke don't fix it

  • @fairycactus9976
    @fairycactus9976 4 місяці тому

    THIS VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY OMG!!!