Assassin watches LawbyMike cuz he knows that Mike is such a good lawyer that can defend anyone in the court and prevent anyone (even the guilty persons) from being convicted.
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@greater_soviet_union1991 for the verified question: 100k subs, but he most likely bought this account (unless he makes videos, didnt check his channel)
Some assassins work for a police department and can actually carry a badge, so you have to be really careful for those guys.They usually ride around in cars with red and blue lights
Yeah this is funny content but don't put too much stock in it saving your life. As an assassin I know violin and guitar cases are too conspicuous to actually carry on a job but a man in work clothes unloading a toolbox off of a van draws no attention. Realistically though an eyedropper full of poison Hemlock is all you need. It's a natural poison so it can't be traced back to the source and by extension yourself, it works in very small doses that are unlikely to come up on a cursory toxicology test which means it is unlikely to be properly treated until it's too late. And the initial symptoms manifest in a way that is often mistaken for Covid which just gives more time for it to do its job. Also you can apply it in any way you want, you could put it in your mark's food or drink, you could rub it on their cigar or their steering wheel or even just carefully drip some on the back of their neck while you fake a sneeze because hemlock poison can be absorbed through the skin. The sneaky guns and special wrist knives and all that crap are great for video games but in reality the assassin's tool of choice has been poison for the past several thousand years and it will remain so.
As assasin i can say that the most important thing is to pretend to be some street musician for use the guitar case technique, almost every assasin choose this cuz this is the safest option EXTRA INFORMATION: It is recommended that you stay on streets that are not if thousands of peoples, this makes all the work way easier
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10 MILL BTO
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Hello Mike your 4th commenter
@@doesthepanhandleevenmatter he aint baiting
Assassin watches LawbyMike cuz he knows that Mike is such a good lawyer that can defend anyone in the court and prevent anyone (even the guilty persons) from being convicted.
Pucker a little harder before you kiss it.
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Fr
😂😂😂
yes
You just described how to play the video game Hitman.
Yeah, this is a pretty low effort video. I feel like he legitimately just made this based on that.
I mean is he actually wrong though? What do you want for him to do a play by play on how to be an assassin?
@@non-ofyo-business3399 yes
Hitman Contracts.
I was just about to say the same thing
One piece in the case is absolute fire 🔥
Ik
Ikr
The best
Also ikr
put it out 🔥
The assassin has a great idle animation
I can't believe Mike is in Assassin's Creed now.
Get off this f-cking platform, NOW!
bot
Bot
Bot
Ahh yes, the one piece manga. Very dangerous weapon 💀
Maybe one piece is the assassin lawby mike help to create along the way 😂
Yeah, they make their target read it and they get bored to death.
@@Grimmfr impossible. More like it's a distraction to make a guard disappear to read all chapters.
it is a very addictive/dangerous weapon they will get busy reading the manga and the assassin will strike🤫
@@Grimmfrone piece isn’t boring some people think it is but for me the whole show stays really good and entertaining
Now the assassins will hunt you down for these revelations 😭
I saw what you did there
@@Puplyrose only a loyal brotherhood can save mike now
Assassin will only kills his target 😂
time to wave the black flag
@ecuador6612 because if it won't, it will not be just a red flag, it will be a BLACK FLAG
"How many assasin's creed references are there?"
"Yes."
Did u also think at the start of assassin's creed?
Why aren't many people talking about it?
@@Alternateplayz yes
@@acer7070 idk
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I play assassins creed 2, brotherhood, and revelations.
"How do you know I'm an assassin?"
"Well, you just confirmed that."
THE SINGLE PIECE The one piece is in my guitar case.
Finally someone said it
THE ONE PIECE ISRAEL!!!!!!!
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!
shut up bot
"Well done agent 47"😂
😂
Average hitman 3 experience:
So true
One peice in the case is fire 🔥
I the same thought bro
Same
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
Law by Mike is weeb confirmed ❤
Ikr
"How did you know I was an assassin?"
"I didn't, but I know now"
Instructions unclear ; I had to pay bail for "Assault" and "Battery"
“How am I gonna watch LawByMike?”
-assassin
What about it?
got the whole facebook laughing with this one
Dead internet theory
Beep boop bap bap beep bop 🤖🤖🤖
npc making a comment just as AI as his pfp😂
Me *plays guitar and baseball*
Cop: “ASSASSIN”
Yor forger knew it😂😂
*combat music intensify
THE ONE PIECE ON THAT GUITAR CASE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
IKR!!
Gotta do something while stalking the target xD
DA ONE PIECE
DA ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLL
-whitebeard
ONE PIECE FANS ASSEMBLE!!!🏴☠️🏴☠️
LUFFY D KING👑👑👑🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Bro is doing the npc idle movement
that assasin when he see lawbymike : thank you
“Not like in movies or video games” is funny because he’s perfectly describing John Wick assassins and Agent 47
a bot account copyed your comment-
@@Idonthavmania lmao
my poor guy got done dirty by an OF bot...
20 assassins approaching Mike’s location after watching this short
Cant believe Mike is in his Assassin's Creed now
LOL just above you is a bot with your comment copied.
You know how an assassin walks cause you’re an assassin!!!😢
"Don't worry you are not a VIP"
I like the old-school tv commercial feel of these shorts.
For the CREED
Laa shay'a waq'iun mutlaq bale kouloum moumkin
Or
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Niente è vero. Tutto è permesso.
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD
the founding fathers quote I forgot 😂
“We work in dark to serve the light”-ezio,i think
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS... In my guitar case.
The way the ‘assassin’’s expression when covered himself when he was getting dressed is hilarious! 😂✨
Congrats on 10m man
undercover assassin is like Agent 47 in Hitman, always blend among people
Congrats on 10 Million subscribers Mike!
Yeah congrats 🎉
And respect for 180K subs with 5 shorts
Who are you and how did you get verified?
@greater_soviet_union1991 for the verified question: 100k subs, but he most likely bought this account (unless he makes videos, didnt check his channel)
@Losted3D I bet he got subbots
Sometimes they run around near midnight with the word "SWAT" written on their back.
This is gonna make the psychotic episodes go crazy.
They occasionally run around near midnight with the word "SWAT" written on their back.
Or ICE 😂😂😂
if it's during the day, they have "ATF" written on the front instead.
The assassin emote while changing uniforms was so good lol
I could be an assasin now cause both of us uses a nerf gun
Congrats on 10 Mil!
Some assassins work for a police department and can actually carry a badge, so you have to be really careful for those guys.They usually ride around in cars with red and blue lights
Of course he needs the one piece manga as an assassin
"Not like in movies or video games" is funny because he accurately describes John Wick assassins and Agent 47.
Tbf, agent 47 has pockets dimensions for his pockets, and doesn't carry a large case with him, as said in the video, but yeah, u rite
I broke 140 likes🎉
Is agent 47 a agent character in every hitman game?
Yeah this is funny content but don't put too much stock in it saving your life. As an assassin I know violin and guitar cases are too conspicuous to actually carry on a job but a man in work clothes unloading a toolbox off of a van draws no attention. Realistically though an eyedropper full of poison Hemlock is all you need. It's a natural poison so it can't be traced back to the source and by extension yourself, it works in very small doses that are unlikely to come up on a cursory toxicology test which means it is unlikely to be properly treated until it's too late. And the initial symptoms manifest in a way that is often mistaken for Covid which just gives more time for it to do its job. Also you can apply it in any way you want, you could put it in your mark's food or drink, you could rub it on their cigar or their steering wheel or even just carefully drip some on the back of their neck while you fake a sneeze because hemlock poison can be absorbed through the skin. The sneaky guns and special wrist knives and all that crap are great for video games but in reality the assassin's tool of choice has been poison for the past several thousand years and it will remain so.
Guys it’s a booty bot
Congratulations Mike On 10M Subscribers And thank you for putting out all of this great information on laws in America
Le undercover assasin watching this
👁 👁
👄
Congratulations on 10 million subscribers 🎉
"Assasin apprehended"
"I invoke the fifth"
As an assassin I can confirm this is accurate
Yeah... It's not. 😂
Really?
Congrats on getting 10M mike!
10 MILLION SUBS CONGRATTS
They usually have a barcode on their neck
Bro summoned a whole fandom with the one piece manga 💀
and im one of them
Make sure to check containers. There might be bodies in there
Congrats on ten million!
Congrats for getting 10 million subscribers!
So we have a new dude on the cast now huh
And he’s fine
New character unlocked
💀
Agent 47
Do you know how many college kids you're describing. Sunglasses, hoodie, guitar case 😂
I love how instead of this just being about criminals in general it's *specifically* about assassins
Congratulations for 10M subs! 🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations!!! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
U had done it!!
U have about 10 million subscribers!!🎉🎉
Me in Hitman 3
Lol I think thats also an assault charge on the security guard...🗣🗣
Congrats for 10M subs !! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I need that Altair's suit right NOW!
Or Edward’s
Yor: "oh....thanks for telling me"
So basically every "Hitman" game
hitman but in old times with a great story and parkour
i am still waiting for a assassin
congratulations on 10 million subscribers 🎉🎉🎉
Excellent work 47…
Just play Hitman
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
Assassins are the men who have undercover plot armor fr
10M SUBS CONGRATS
He has one piece...
He got all of my respect
As assasin i can say that the most important thing is to pretend to be some street musician for use the guitar case technique, almost every assasin choose this cuz this is the safest option
EXTRA INFORMATION: It is recommended that you stay on streets that are not if thousands of peoples, this makes all the work way easier
wait are you actually an assassin 👀
@@Muffinx-me6dp maybe🤔, you have a good heart as well😉👍
The one piece book was there lol
He forgot his cartoonic mask with someone's face on it to disguise as someone else that is somehow a box of cigars.
A bald man with a QR code on the back of his head💀
At this point law Mike is saving
That one piece manga was the deadliest weapon there was
These cops be acting like NPCs
Congrats on 10m subscribers🎉
Congrats on 10 mil🎉🎊🎉🎊
Congrats on 10 mil 🎉🎉🎉
Imagine if Law by Mike got a low taper fade 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Everything you post is helpful
As a person who wore normal clothing with a hat and glasses I can confirm im not an assassin🤫🤫
Congratulations for the 10 Million subs Mike 🥳🎉
Mike can you please make a video with belgium 🇧🇪 i am subscribed pleassss❤❤❤❤❤
So basically agent 47 😂
that Character-passive-shuffle was so well done.
Oh great. Thanks a lot mike. You've just made my work insanely harder
Yeah the assassin might become my good friend after he pull one piece to kill me 😅😅😅😅
So he’s with the templars…
Bro really has the One Piece manga as an assassin weapon
THE END GOT ME-
His movement like you see in games really cracks me up
The npc movement is killing me
bro casually spared the assassin lol
"They won't be like in the movies or video games" *literally describes Hitman*
Ok but why is he carrying a one-piece manga tho-