If there’s a third: Cross: “So, Killer and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us,”. Nightmare: *Heavy Sigh* “What did he do..?” Cross: “He waited until a red light, reached into the window and-“. Killer: *Slams open the door* “WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?~”. Or this: Nightmare: “My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent and organised.” Cross: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees, apologising.*. Nightmare: “ That one. I want that one.”
I’ve been laughing so hard at all of these watching them, but none of them hit me as hard as Nightmare simply saying cheese because it was so unexpected 😂
Nightmare: (Sigh) Thank Asgore there were no requests with Shattered in them yet. Shattered: (Appears behind Nightmare) Water. Nightmare: SCREEEEEEEEE-
*Octodad theme plays on a computer Dream: "Look brother! You're a game!" Nightmare: *Angry octopus sounds* Dream: "Uhhh... Brother? Are you-" Nightmare: *Throws computer at Dream* "I AM NOT A F*CKING OCTOPUS Cross: "Mmk boss Nootmare" Nightmare: *Angry screeches*
If there's really gonna be a third... just in case... I'll.. Nightmare: Dream, I must admit you are such a... positive skeleton. Dream: Of course! I'm the guardian of positivity after all! Nightmare: . . . *points at Shattered Dream* Then how the fuck does that exist? S.Dream: The fuck you looking at? Dream: uh.... Magic!
....the ut community.the ut community is how it exists nightmare.Dont look too far into it...Now if you don't mind I need to hang out with swapdream and dreamswap!
Another sorry Nightmare: how does someone with anxiety and depression feel? Does it somehow create 2 negative personalities that slowly consume the person suffering from them? Cross: Night. It’s 7 in the MORNING-
Nightmare: What are you idiots doing? Dust: Looking up ways to make explosives online. Nightmare: mmmm....Don't blow up the castle. (Walks away.) Horror: Is he gone? Killer: Coast is clear. Dust: Look at all this fanfiction of us. Like, seriously?! Horror: There is...just so much. Killer: What I want to know is why CROSS of all people is the one to tell us about it? Dust: No idea, his browse history was squeaky clean when I check it last. Horror: I blame Epic. He a bad influence. Cross laughing in the distance.
Fresh: sup Broski!!! Error:OHH HELL NO Octopus guy come over here!!! Nm: i’m not a fucking octop- * jumps on error* NM:AAAA not the colorful freak!! Classic: oh hey fresh Fresh: how’s it going Broski! Error & nm:Aaaa Classic: that’s pretty normal right..? Fresh: yup that’s pretty normal Broski- Nm: how the fuck do you not be scared of that colorful Fr- *Classic uses his magic to push fresh closer to nightmare and error* Nm & error:aAAAAAAAAAAAA Sorry these are so much fun to make- I hope you have fun
I FR LOVED THE VOICES FOR ALL THE CHARACTERS ESPECIALY KILLER AND CROSS- KILLER SOUNDS LIKE A GREMLIN AND CROSS (to me) PRETTY MUCH ALMOST SOUNDS CANNON 11000101/10
We need a part 3 this is amazing (I have a suggestion) *someone chasing cross with cow mask*) Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Dream: is he ok NM? Nightmare sipping his coffee: probably not
dream : hey nighmare - nightmare : what do you want dream can't you see i'm busy right now dealing with my tree idiotic skeleton ? dream : brother i promise i won't take too long i promise pweeease ~ nightmare : fine dream : ok , what did you call when someone do something crazy when people sleep at nigt ? nightmare : don't know don't care dream : they do NUTmare nightmare : dream ...... dream : yes brother ? nightmare : im counting 1 to 3 you better run or hide right now before i f*ckin kill you dream : eep
Dream: hey nightma- Nightmare: shut the fuck up! the bad sanses are sleeping! Dream: yeah so i can talk to y- Nightmare: NO, I WANT PEACE. GO AWAY HISSSSSS
Nightmare:(grabs Cross) Mine Dream: No he's mine! (Tugs Cross to him) Nightmars: Shut up you stupid lemon! Dream: Stop being an octopus! Nightmare: HOW DARE YOU- Cross: (eats an apple) Dream:... Nightmare:... Cross: What? Dream & Nightmare: *GAY PANIC*
Nightmare becoming a grandfather cause he reads the Shrek script And nightmare questioning himself why cross is afraid of cows and how cross loves penguins lol
If you make a third: Dream: Hey Nightmare, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time? Nightmare: 17 Again? Dream: Yeah. Nightmare: Pretty sure it fell into the hole. Dream: What hole- OH MY GOD- BWAH Dream: What is that!? Nightmare: It's a hole. Dream: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here? Nightmare: Well I woke up this morning, *Sips coffee* ...and there was this hole. Dream: What are you going to do about it? Nightmare: Well I put a rug over it- BWAH Nightmare: Yeah, it fell in the hole. Dream: Should we call the police or something? Nightmare: Oh, yeah I called the police. Dream: Well, where are they? Nightmare: There in the hole. BWAH Dream: .... Dream: Where is Cross? Nightmare: *Nervous sweating* Dream: Nightmare. Where is Cross- Nightmare: Hes at work. Dream: Oh...Where does he work? Nightmare: In the hole. BWAH Dream: GOD- How deep even is this thing!? Dream: *Grabs Nightmare's mug and throws it in the hole* Nightmare: That was my favorite mug....now it's in the hole. BWAH Dream: Nightmare, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be, an interdimensional worm hole, o-or a gateway to Hell, o-or... Dream: Nightmare?.....Nightmare! Nightmare: Hey what's up? I got some snacks. Dream: Nightmare, will you please take this seriously. *Killer comes out of the hole* Killer: Hi. Dream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
(yes if there is a third) nightmare: *just causally scrolling through undertale ships* classic: nightmare, what the fuck are you doing? nightmare: UHHHHHH. NOTHING AT ALL.
Nightmare: "Ok lets do a roll call, just say here." Killer: "Here" Dust: "Here" Horror: "Here" Insanity: "Here" Cross: "Here" Blade: "Here" Nightmare: "Ok, Killer, Dust, Horror, Insanity, Cross and Bla-" Nightmare: "..." Nightmare: "Who the fuck are you" blade: "just a dust au but i didnt kill papyrus aaand i got a sword, you forget me a ton"
*this is awesome and very very VERY funny, good job!* and also, cross's voice is a master piece- I genuinely laughed so much at it because of how normal it sounds- edit because I'm stupid: Passive Noot's voice is adorable and I'm going to die because I'm a simp- edit 2 because, again, I'm stupid: 3:09 I WAS THE CAT XD
That part where: Cross: night, is just a cat calm dow- Nightmare: *demonic scream* Meanwhile in our universe: Me: *laugh the sheet out of my a$$ while watching the video till the end* *[Btw a wonderful job you did and you friend(Vanwood) two ^^]*
If there’s a part three- Dream: **broken mug** my favorite mug… **big cry** Nightmare: How have you survived death and still end up acting like a FRICKING BABY??
1:38 Killer: be glad i realized it was coffee before i added milk.... Nightmare: SO IT WAS YOU!? Killer: in my defense, i thought it was my black tea. we really should have labeled cups
In case there is a third one of these Nightmare: if I didn't need my three son's so much I would put them up for adoption. Dream: brother, don't you realize that all three of them are legal adults- Nightmare: at this point I literally am their father so they are my kids, and you can't tell me other wise.
Nightmare, you better give me some of the Mac&cheese because I love cheese to much. *I N H A L E S* C H E E S E It’s a little sad that mine didn’t make it, but it’s totally fine ^^
This is rlly funny lmao if theres a part 3 then.. Nightmare: I'm the guardian of positivity! Dream: uh night i think you meant "negativity" Nightmare: shut up I'm trying to cosplay shattered
Me: I'm not scared of anything such as cows My cousins(any of the crossmare ship kids): *plays chicken sounds from a phone* Also me: .....* terrified demonic screaching*
If there's ever a third one, here's mine: Killer: "Ya like jazz?" My second idea: Nightmare: "Killer, why the fuck are you making jello at 3 a.m?" Killer: "Because I have lost all control of my life." Nightmare: "Fair."
If there will ever be a 3rd Passive: * Just keeps poking Cross's cheek * Cross: What the hell is this cold air on my che- NM: Passive quit poking Cross. * sips coffee * Cross: Who the fuck-
imagine Dream comes over and nm, waiting around the corner, jumpscares him with a cream pie to the face, and runs off laughing his head off maniacally E: also 3:36 was my favorite bit lmao
*if theres a thiirrdd* Nightmare with an obscure look in his eyes while taking a bite of of a whole block of cheese: chees Killer in the background throwing another block of cheese at horror, who is infact eating a block of cheese horror: hmfg horror turning to killer and hitting him killer: aUgH-
I guess Nightmare's been making a lot of trips to Fluffytale for coffee (I was originally writing timestamps for this but he's got a cup of coffee for like a quarter of the video)
if you end up doing part three i do have an idea: nightmare: WHO TOUCHED THE CHILD? dream: *was just talking to cross for 1 minute nightmare: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD. *Passive NM in the back trying to figure out whats going on* love Ur videos!
If you do a Part 3, can you do this interaction? *** Nightmare: Well, my work here is done. Dream: But you didn’t do anyth- Nightmare: WHEEEE! (yeets himself into one of his hate puddles)
Dream: hey broth-da Nightmare: what Dream: what does $hïț mean? Nightmare: WHO THOUGHT YOU THAT WORD?!? Dream: uhhhh someone told me about it- Nightmare: who.. told.. you.. that.. WORD?!?!? Dream: uhhh killer- Nightmare: KILLER GET YOUR BUTT HERE
Horror:*cooks for bad guy sans* Nightmare:acceptable Cross:*makes food for bad guy sans* Nightmare: I'll just order out later Dust: *trys to make food* Nightmare: nope nope we not doing this again Killer:*makes food* Nightmare: HOW DID U MANGE TO MESS UP MAKING POPCORN???!?!?!
Nm: you son of a bitch!!! Dream: nm….. we have the same mommmmm!!!!!!!!!! Nm:………. Dream:……… Nm: ✨shut up✨ you’re adopted, I would never be related to some lemon on crack!!!!!
Dream: hey hey nightmare don’t open this until I leave okay? Nightmare: okay… *dream runs off* *nightmare opens paper dramatically* Nightmare:….DREAM!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!! IM NOT GAY!!
if third than Nightmare: so today's plan is- The rest of the sanses: *unholy screaming and arguing and fighting non-stop* Dream: ... are you not gonna- NM: no Dream: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!! NM: says my gay brother Dream: NM: Dream: FU-
Dream: killer Killer:what?! dream:Look at my dab hehe Killer:AAAAÁAAAAAÁAÁAAAAAHHHHHHH Nightmare:why do you do this to him Dream: bc is fun Nightmare: killer get out of the tree of you what me to get your ex Killer:no Nightmare:ok *get's killer's ex* here he is Killer:*hiiiiiiis* Killer's ex:wa- Nightmare:shut up Killer's ex:.....
Dream: I wish I have more view in undertube Nightmare: I have an idea Nightmare: check this out eat all of the dark apple Nightmare: is it a 100k view yet Nightmare sick and turning into nightmare
First this was amazing! You both did great jobs! Second Nightmare saying slayyy got me thinking about his mAtEriAl gUrL song ~ ✨✨😩👏 Third its finnally not blazing hot so imma work on the dustberry comic dub!! Im really sorry its been taking so long its been really hot here. But i will try to get as much done as i can before bed while its still cool and not horribly loud, great video as always! You rock!
If there’s a part 3 Nightmare: what do you have in your hand? Cross holding his big ass knife behind his back but also hold a mug of hot chocolate in the other hand: hot chocolate-
Ok ok, not sure if there's going to be a 3rd part, but if there is, I have a request (Also I loved this video, great job) Cross: "I'm hungry.." NM: "Then cook something.." Cross: "But- I can't cook-" NM: *Sigh* "Fine, I'll cook you some food.." *2 secs later* The other bad Sanses: "Can you cook us some food too, please?" NM: "GOD DAMNIT-"
If theres a part 3 Nightmare: I'm scared of birds... Cross: Why? Nightmare: points at swapdream Swapdream: Well hello darling~ Nightmare: unholy scream
This is funny as heckity heck xxxx
Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did Van ☺️
You both did a great job!
Your voice is perfect for Cross and Killer
Y'all both amazing voices! This was so funny to watch
@@Quit149
HEY BESTIE-
If there’s a third: Cross: “So, Killer and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us,”. Nightmare: *Heavy Sigh* “What did he do..?” Cross: “He waited until a red light, reached into the window and-“. Killer: *Slams open the door* “WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?~”. Or this: Nightmare: “My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent and organised.” Cross: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees, apologising.*. Nightmare: “ That one. I want that one.”
PFFT-😂 cross be like I'm on my knees begging-
Yawa-18 likes already-
Waiting for the moment when this gets 1000 Likes
2 milliseconds later:
Killer: wha-
Nightmare: I stole him
I know this is late but is that joke from Sam and Kat?
I’ve been laughing so hard at all of these watching them, but none of them hit me as hard as Nightmare simply saying cheese because it was so unexpected 😂
Same here
Nightmare: (Sigh) Thank Asgore there were no requests with Shattered in them yet.
Shattered: (Appears behind Nightmare) Water.
Nightmare: SCREEEEEEEEE-
*Octodad theme plays on a computer
Dream: "Look brother! You're a game!"
Nightmare: *Angry octopus sounds*
Dream: "Uhhh... Brother? Are you-"
Nightmare: *Throws computer at Dream* "I AM NOT A F*CKING OCTOPUS
Cross: "Mmk boss Nootmare"
Nightmare: *Angry screeches*
Me: You good Nightmare? IDK what the fuck is wrong.
If there's really gonna be a third... just in case... I'll..
Nightmare: Dream, I must admit you are such a... positive skeleton.
Dream: Of course! I'm the guardian of positivity after all!
Nightmare: . . . *points at Shattered Dream* Then how the fuck does that exist?
S.Dream: The fuck you looking at?
Dream: uh.... Magic!
as a living(?) being I approve.
As a small person sort of made of wax (ig?) in a game i approve
....the ut community.the ut community is how it exists nightmare.Dont look too far into it...Now if you don't mind I need to hang out with swapdream and dreamswap!
Approved by a shattered dream fan.
@Nashaly Soto that's my point
Crossmare is just on a whole different level-
The sweet, sweet serotonin that comes from SALOT videos. . .which is ironic because the octopus butterstick fuels off misery.
"Im not related to a fucking lemon on STEROIDS."
Ahem, "IM GOING TO FUCKING MAKE MAC AND CHEESE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
@@kawaii...1354 Is it at least a good brand?
@@Little_minion_moon hope it is
@@blackberry1802 *it better be,*
Nightmare's voice momentarily cured my depression and anxiety. Good job I wish for more.
Another sorry
Nightmare: how does someone with anxiety and depression feel? Does it somehow create 2 negative personalities that slowly consume the person suffering from them?
Cross: Night. It’s 7 in the MORNING-
Nightmare: What are you idiots doing?
Dust: Looking up ways to make explosives online.
Nightmare: mmmm....Don't blow up the castle. (Walks away.)
Horror: Is he gone?
Killer: Coast is clear.
Dust: Look at all this fanfiction of us. Like, seriously?!
Horror: There is...just so much.
Killer: What I want to know is why CROSS of all people is the one to tell us about it?
Dust: No idea, his browse history was squeaky clean when I check it last.
Horror: I blame Epic. He a bad influence.
Cross laughing in the distance.
Yes
YOU MADE IT TO THIRD, DUDE!
Omg I SAW THIS
dream then proceeds to get eaten alive 3:34
Fresh: sup Broski!!!
Error:OHH HELL NO Octopus guy come over here!!!
Nm: i’m not a fucking octop-
* jumps on error*
NM:AAAA not the colorful freak!!
Classic: oh hey fresh
Fresh: how’s it going Broski!
Error & nm:Aaaa
Classic: that’s pretty normal right..?
Fresh: yup that’s pretty normal Broski-
Nm: how the fuck do you not be scared of that colorful Fr-
*Classic uses his magic to push fresh closer to nightmare and error*
Nm & error:aAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry these are so much fun to make- I hope you have fun
I FR LOVED THE VOICES FOR ALL THE CHARACTERS ESPECIALY KILLER AND CROSS- KILLER SOUNDS LIKE A GREMLIN AND CROSS (to me) PRETTY MUCH ALMOST SOUNDS CANNON 11000101/10
3:00 OMG I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN DREAM SCREAMED 😂
We need a part 3 this is amazing
(I have a suggestion)
*someone chasing cross with cow mask*)
Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Dream: is he ok NM?
Nightmare sipping his coffee: probably not
Murder time trio: * Is missing multiple limbs *
Nightmare: WALK IT OFF.
dream : hey nighmare -
nightmare : what do you want dream can't you see i'm busy right now dealing with my tree idiotic skeleton ?
dream : brother i promise i won't take too long i promise pweeease ~
nightmare : fine
dream : ok , what did you call when someone do something crazy when people sleep at nigt ?
nightmare : don't know don't care
dream : they do NUTmare
nightmare : dream ......
dream : yes brother ?
nightmare : im counting 1 to 3 you better run or hide right now before i f*ckin kill you
dream : eep
"I'm not related to a lemon on steriods."
HHJVHHKHKB THAT'S AMAZING PROPS TO THE PERSON WHO COMMENTED THAT-
Dream: hey nightma-
Nightmare: shut the fuck up! the bad sanses are sleeping!
Dream: yeah so i can talk to y-
Nightmare: NO, I WANT PEACE. GO AWAY HISSSSSS
Nightmare:(grabs Cross) Mine
Dream: No he's mine! (Tugs Cross to him)
Nightmars: Shut up you stupid lemon!
Dream: Stop being an octopus!
Nightmare: HOW DARE YOU-
Cross: (eats an apple)
Dream:...
Nightmare:...
Cross: What?
Dream & Nightmare: *GAY PANIC*
cream vs crossmare! a classic *bu dum sch* because like classic sans...?
@@blackberry1802 hehehehehe lol
Congratulations on getting into part 3🎉
I envy you RN😭
I was laughing the whole damn time. Also the killer voice is what I always thought killer sounded like.
Omg a part two I didn't know I needed. Nightmare would make good Mac and cheese...he makes a mess of the kitchen. But the food is good
I'm kinda sad mine didn't make it but this STILL worth it! Nightmare's unholy screeches I live for! XD
Dream: “I NEED IT!”
The captions.: *“I need aids.”*
Nightmare becoming a grandfather cause he reads the Shrek script
And nightmare questioning himself why cross is afraid of cows and how cross loves penguins lol
Nightmare : " Do I look like a joke to you?. "
Killer : " Yes?- "
Nightmare : " ...I give 3 seconds to run AWAY YOU LITTLE- ".
If you make a third:
Dream: Hey Nightmare, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Nightmare: 17 Again?
Dream: Yeah.
Nightmare: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.
Dream: What hole- OH MY GOD-
BWAH
Dream: What is that!?
Nightmare: It's a hole.
Dream: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?
Nightmare: Well I woke up this morning, *Sips coffee* ...and there was this hole.
Dream: What are you going to do about it?
Nightmare: Well I put a rug over it-
BWAH
Nightmare: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Dream: Should we call the police or something?
Nightmare: Oh, yeah I called the police.
Dream: Well, where are they?
Nightmare: There in the hole.
BWAH
Dream: ....
Dream: Where is Cross?
Nightmare: *Nervous sweating*
Dream: Nightmare. Where is Cross-
Nightmare: Hes at work.
Dream: Oh...Where does he work?
Nightmare: In the hole.
BWAH
Dream: GOD- How deep even is this thing!?
Dream: *Grabs Nightmare's mug and throws it in the hole*
Nightmare: That was my favorite mug....now it's in the hole.
BWAH
Dream: Nightmare, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be, an interdimensional worm hole, o-or a gateway to Hell, o-or...
Dream: Nightmare?.....Nightmare!
Nightmare: Hey what's up? I got some snacks.
Dream: Nightmare, will you please take this seriously.
*Killer comes out of the hole*
Killer: Hi.
Dream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
😂😂😂
(yes if there is a third)
nightmare: *just causally scrolling through undertale ships*
classic: nightmare, what the fuck are you doing?
nightmare: UHHHHHH. NOTHING AT ALL.
Nightmare: "Ok lets do a roll call, just say here."
Killer: "Here"
Dust: "Here"
Horror: "Here"
Insanity: "Here"
Cross: "Here"
Blade: "Here"
Nightmare: "Ok, Killer, Dust, Horror, Insanity, Cross and Bla-"
Nightmare: "..."
Nightmare: "Who the fuck are you"
blade: "just a dust au but i didnt kill papyrus aaand i got a sword, you forget me a ton"
I think the last sans you meant is homicide
@@arielsantana5788 nope it’s a reference to one of the sans I made when I was younger
I'm just watching this go on
0:51 My favorite. No questions asked.
I love all the voices, especially Error's
If there is a part 3
Nightmare: *sleeping peacefully*
Trio,error and cross: *CPR intensifies*
Me: *Drawing while listening to this*
Cross: 4:22
Me: AYO! WTF-
Nightmare: KILLER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Killer: *explosion behind him* my best.
also good video!
Cross is someone that is an enemy of militank and I love that.
3:33 this one is my favorite lmao
if there is a third
dream: poof
nightmare: what?
shattered: *poof*
nightmare: *demon scream*
*this is awesome and very very VERY funny, good job!*
and also, cross's voice is a master piece- I genuinely laughed so much at it because of how normal it sounds-
edit because I'm stupid: Passive Noot's voice is adorable and I'm going to die because I'm a simp-
edit 2 because, again, I'm stupid: 3:09 I WAS THE CAT XD
That part where:
Cross: night, is just a cat calm dow-
Nightmare: *demonic scream*
Meanwhile in our universe:
Me: *laugh the sheet out of my a$$ while watching the video till the end*
*[Btw a wonderful job you did and you friend(Vanwood) two ^^]*
Firstly, both of your voices are awesome, second, these are hilarious. Good choices and great video! Just wanted to remind you.
If there’s a part three-
Dream: **broken mug** my favorite mug… **big cry**
Nightmare: How have you survived death and still end up acting like a FRICKING BABY??
That sounds hilarious!
Lol 😂 the ones about nightmare having breakdowns and just being done with life are my favorite, they make me laugh so hard 🤣
1:38
Killer: be glad i realized it was coffee before i added milk....
Nightmare: SO IT WAS YOU!?
Killer: in my defense, i thought it was my black tea. we really should have labeled cups
"A panic attack the size of your f- ego" . . .I'd recognize that quote anywhere, FELL SANS
In case there is a third one of these
Nightmare: if I didn't need my three son's so much I would put them up for adoption.
Dream: brother, don't you realize that all three of them are legal adults-
Nightmare: at this point I literally am their father so they are my kids, and you can't tell me other wise.
Nightmare: *slaps cheese on killers head randomly with no explanation, and acts like nothing happened*
I remember someone making a comment about the “slay queen” and i just died laughing. It just had to happen when i was drinking coffee to.
Error’s voice is so good! Well the entire video is good!
2:07 You did an amazing job. Nightmare Sans' laugh here actually gave me the chills.
I can't believe nightmare says a lots is here, I like it 😄
when dream sans yells "I NEED IT" i can imagine him throwing an old scarf at nightmare or smth
H E L P
CROSS'S VOICE-
VANWOOD
OMG
THE END
I CAN'T-
*HOLY SHIT YOU MADE ME MORE OF A SIMP THAN I ALREADY AM*
Nightmare, you better give me some of the Mac&cheese because I love cheese to much. *I N H A L E S* C H E E S E
It’s a little sad that mine didn’t make it, but it’s totally fine ^^
This is rlly funny lmao if theres a part 3 then..
Nightmare: I'm the guardian of positivity!
Dream: uh night i think you meant "negativity"
Nightmare: shut up I'm trying to cosplay shattered
Me: I'm not scared of anything such as cows
My cousins(any of the crossmare ship kids): *plays chicken sounds from a phone*
Also me: .....* terrified demonic screaching*
If there's ever a third one, here's mine:
Killer: "Ya like jazz?"
My second idea:
Nightmare: "Killer, why the fuck are you making jello at 3 a.m?"
Killer: "Because I have lost all control of my life."
Nightmare: "Fair."
If there's a part 3:
Dream: nightmare how old are we again?
Nightmare:
Dream:
Nightmare:
Dream:
Nightmare: hold on how fucking old are we again?
This is absolutely priceless 👍🏿✨
*creeper scared of a cat*
*nootmare scared of a cat*
dream:THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!
We need a screem compilation
i think we already have one
If there will ever be a 3rd
Passive: * Just keeps poking Cross's cheek *
Cross: What the hell is this cold air on my che-
NM: Passive quit poking Cross. * sips coffee *
Cross: Who the fuck-
Just what I needed 👍
Thanks
imagine Dream comes over and nm, waiting around the corner, jumpscares him with a cream pie to the face, and runs off laughing his head off maniacally
E: also 3:36 was my favorite bit lmao
*if theres a thiirrdd*
Nightmare with an obscure look in his eyes while taking a bite of of a whole block of cheese: chees
Killer in the background throwing another block of cheese at horror, who is infact eating a block of cheese
horror: hmfg
horror turning to killer and hitting him
killer: aUgH-
This absolutely the best one I've seen so far🤣🤣. But now that I think Abt it, why is ink still considered a good guy in the community? 🤔🤔
I guess Nightmare's been making a lot of trips to Fluffytale for coffee
(I was originally writing timestamps for this but he's got a cup of coffee for like a quarter of the video)
if you end up doing part three i do have an idea:
nightmare: WHO TOUCHED THE CHILD?
dream: *was just talking to cross for 1 minute
nightmare: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD.
*Passive NM in the back trying to figure out whats going on*
love Ur videos!
If you do a Part 3, can you do this interaction?
***
Nightmare: Well, my work here is done.
Dream: But you didn’t do anyth-
Nightmare: WHEEEE! (yeets himself into one of his hate puddles)
Dream: hey broth-da
Nightmare: what
Dream: what does $hïț mean?
Nightmare: WHO THOUGHT YOU THAT WORD?!?
Dream: uhhhh someone told me about it-
Nightmare: who.. told.. you.. that.. WORD?!?!?
Dream: uhhh killer-
Nightmare: KILLER GET YOUR BUTT HERE
Killer: *running away* IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE!!!
@@lucasgachalife0 Nightmare: *gets the belt*
@@jurikaye Killer: *unholy screeches*
Horror:*cooks for bad guy sans*
Nightmare:acceptable
Cross:*makes food for bad guy sans*
Nightmare: I'll just order out later
Dust: *trys to make food*
Nightmare: nope nope we not doing this again
Killer:*makes food*
Nightmare: HOW DID U MANGE TO MESS UP MAKING POPCORN???!?!?!
And so it begins.... voice chords tearing, throats shredding... and all to appease the algorithm. =) yes.
Nm: you son of a bitch!!!
Dream: nm….. we have the same mommmmm!!!!!!!!!!
Nm:……….
Dream:………
Nm: ✨shut up✨ you’re adopted, I would never be related to some lemon on crack!!!!!
2:57 - 3:12
made me laugh the most xD
Nice work!
I like Cross's voice 🥺
Dream: hey hey nightmare don’t open this until I leave okay?
Nightmare: okay…
*dream runs off*
*nightmare opens paper dramatically*
Nightmare:….DREAM!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!! IM NOT GAY!!
if third than
Nightmare: so today's plan is-
The rest of the sanses: *unholy screaming and arguing and fighting non-stop*
Dream: ... are you not gonna-
NM: no
Dream: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!!
NM: says my gay brother
Dream:
NM:
Dream: FU-
Dream: killer
Killer:what?!
dream:Look at my dab hehe
Killer:AAAAÁAAAAAÁAÁAAAAAHHHHHHH
Nightmare:why do you do this to him
Dream: bc is fun
Nightmare: killer get out of the tree of you what me to get your ex
Killer:no
Nightmare:ok *get's killer's ex* here he is
Killer:*hiiiiiiis*
Killer's ex:wa-
Nightmare:shut up
Killer's ex:.....
wait killer has an ex
These are funny 😂
*puts more sugar in Nightmare’s coffee*
🚪🏃🏻♀️💨
Nightmare sounds pissed off
*sips tea* ah yes revenge for the oreo-
*great job I laugh so hard I chocked-*
This is amazing 😂😂😂 thanks for doing mine at the end
Dream: I wish I have more view in undertube
Nightmare: I have an idea
Nightmare: check this out eat all of the dark apple
Nightmare: is it a 100k view yet
Nightmare sick and turning into nightmare
Killer: "What're you drinking?"
Nightmare: "Vodka."
Killer: "Straight??"
Nightmare: "No, I'm gay"
Killer: "... GUYS, I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH BOSS!-"
First this was amazing! You both did great jobs!
Second
Nightmare saying slayyy got me thinking about his mAtEriAl gUrL song ~ ✨✨😩👏
Third its finnally not blazing hot so imma work on the dustberry comic dub!!
Im really sorry its been taking so long its been really hot here. But i will try to get as much done as i can before bed while its still cool and not horribly loud, great video as always! You rock!
I'm dying I can't believe that nightmare called dream a lemon of steroids 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dust:Horror what is that
Horror:. . . . . a chicken
If there’s a part 3
Nightmare: what do you have in your hand?
Cross holding his big ass knife behind his back but also hold a mug of hot chocolate in the other hand: hot chocolate-
Ok ok, not sure if there's going to be a 3rd part, but if there is, I have a request (Also I loved this video, great job)
Cross: "I'm hungry.."
NM: "Then cook something.."
Cross: "But- I can't cook-"
NM: *Sigh* "Fine, I'll cook you some food.."
*2 secs later*
The other bad Sanses: "Can you cook us some food too, please?"
NM: "GOD DAMNIT-"
(meanwhile)
Nightmare:TRY AND PULL ME OVER NOW COPS! *Maníac laugh*
Killer:TRY IT RIGHT NOW BITCH! HAHA
Cross: nighy:(
Nm: what
Cross: I'm learning how to cuss:)
Nm: oh s###
BRUH I AM WATCHING THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS FROM MY COMPUTER TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF YOUR NOT PLAYIN FAIR! XD
Why did nm just saying “cheese” make me laugh the most 😭😭😭
If theres a part 3
Nightmare: I'm scared of birds...
Cross: Why?
Nightmare: points at swapdream
Swapdream: Well hello darling~
Nightmare: unholy scream
Nightmare sounds angelic
1:57
First time ive been in a video, thank you
if there would be third i am thinking of Nightmare saying something like:¨
Nightmare: *burns hands*....FUCKING GOD DAMMI-
Ink-WAIT NIGHTMARE NO DON'T CALL THE POLICE AGAIN
Nightmare- too late
Ink-THATS THE 20TH TIME THIS WEEK
Nm at 6:05 is a goddamn mood