Bird Sentenced Life

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  • @r3leasethekraken
    @r3leasethekraken 4 роки тому +1086

    I love how Bird keeps shouting and swearing even when he's not in the scene

  • @andrewf0784
    @andrewf0784 2 роки тому +511

    Bird was expecting his lawyer to make something happen here. But then the gavel slams, the judge walks off, his lawyer walks off, and all that's left is the truth of what the judge said - life no parole. This scene left Bird holding the bag big time. Awesome.

    • @hux2000
      @hux2000 Рік тому +23

      He wasn't sentenced in this scene. They're arranging the sentencing hearing. We never actually see him get life.

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 Рік тому +24

      ​@@hux2000True, but come on. First degree murder on a witness, he's not getting out of prison before we step on Mars

    • @SimonKnight1023
      @SimonKnight1023 Місяць тому

      @@bojackhorseman4176Didn’t Weebay cop to the murder?

    • @IronManx70
      @IronManx70 Місяць тому

      @@SimonKnight1023 He did but I don't think it stuck because of the ballistics match and the old lady witness saying the shooter was light skinned. I think the DA must've brought up Bey taking the fall for the murders he didn't do in court. A confession isnt worth anything if there's zero evidence to back it up and can't even be described accurately

  • @anonymousperson6119
    @anonymousperson6119 2 роки тому +1061

    I love how Bird’s response to whether or not he’s Jesus isn’t an immediate no but an um. As if he was thinking of some way to make that argument 😂

    • @hux2000
      @hux2000 Рік тому +161

      I don't think it was that. He was just confused because he's not very bright. When the judge hits the gavel and everyone gets up and leaves, Bird is left there looking around, thinking, "WTF just happened? Jesus? Come back to Earth? What?" He's just a dumbass soldier.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 10 місяців тому

      You don't get it- Fredro's SHIFTEE, low down gritty & grimy ​@@hux2000

    • @MrSmitty1074
      @MrSmitty1074 10 місяців тому +11

      @@hux2000 A bag of hammers with a rusty nail

    • @barrys4922
      @barrys4922 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh, Bird was definitely fixing to answer in the affirmative.

    • @LateNightRadioTalker23
      @LateNightRadioTalker23 5 місяців тому +6

      Judge: Are you Jesus?
      Bird: Um- Hear me out-
      Judge: Life

  • @aharris82
    @aharris82 17 років тому +459

    McNulty: "You really see him shoot the man?"
    Omar: "You REALLY asking?"
    LOL, Omar was the best on The Wire, RIP

    • @stevemill8959
      @stevemill8959 Рік тому +33

      Damn this comment 15 years old! 🤣🤣

    • @vitocorleone6040
      @vitocorleone6040 Рік тому +14

      @@stevemill8959crazy ti think this kind of comment was being used than. This format of a comment always gets tons of likes

    • @13Gangland
      @13Gangland Рік тому +12

      ​@vitocorleone6040 Think about it though, this comment was posted around 2007-08. UA-cam has only been around since 2004.

    • @vitocorleone6040
      @vitocorleone6040 Рік тому +6

      @@13Gangland yes in the big picture UA-cam is very new. But seeing a format of this kind really shows how entertainment really doesn't change a whole lot. Just diff people doing and saying the same shit haha.

    • @aharris82
      @aharris82 Рік тому +16

      Man....how time flies....
      XD

  • @ProjectMathesar
    @ProjectMathesar 8 років тому +3086

    I love how Levy doesn't even look at Bird as he grabs his briefcase and leaves

    • @calilyricist24
      @calilyricist24 6 років тому +152

      Hahaha I never noticed that before!

    • @redhawk44109
      @redhawk44109 6 років тому +455

      He knew it was over for bird and there was nothing he can do

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 6 років тому +419

      Levy was late to his wife’s brisket. 😛

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis 6 років тому +169

      That's normal for a shrewd lawyer.

    • @Chico50445
      @Chico50445 6 років тому +384

      @@redhawk44109 yeah but I think the idea behind that little detail is that he didn't really care.

  • @weallwegot5286
    @weallwegot5286 8 років тому +3055

    I would have started walking on water real fast

    • @ampocalypsew3883
      @ampocalypsew3883 6 років тому +119

      And turn water into wine

    • @gdicommando4456
      @gdicommando4456 5 років тому +22

      LOL awesome comment

    • @cortion730
      @cortion730 5 років тому +14

      Lmfaaaoooo

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 4 роки тому +48

      Bird starts causing Levy's hair to grow back... It's a miracle Judge...my lawyer has hair.

    • @UBZUKki
      @UBZUKki 4 роки тому +4

      How many likes

  • @Holiday216
    @Holiday216 8 років тому +1941

    Bird, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 7 років тому +56

      All You Could Think of ...is marshmellows?

    • @jamesvickers9476
      @jamesvickers9476 7 років тому +9

      Kevin Ford ...Jesus was not an is not God....ijs

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 7 років тому +14

      Only one God. Everyone else was a prophet.

    • @dgmetaxa
      @dgmetaxa 6 років тому +15

      Erm... ever heard of a holy trinity?

    • @marcoboscarol2420
      @marcoboscarol2420 6 років тому

      Wtf is the holy spirit anyways?

  • @TripThreez
    @TripThreez 7 років тому +864

    This scene was a lot funnier than it had any business being!

  • @AmericasComic
    @AmericasComic 6 років тому +716

    Bird law in this country-it's not governed by reason.

    • @llamaryder1
      @llamaryder1 5 років тому +34

      Could still take you on toe to toe any day.. see where that gets us

    • @RIZEorDIE
      @RIZEorDIE 5 років тому +9

      That was a good one.

    • @JohnDavis_90
      @JohnDavis_90 5 років тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣my man

    • @shivzzi
      @shivzzi 4 роки тому +29

      @@llamaryder1 Wow, I'm truly filibuster-ed by this cooperation.

    • @lastEvergreen
      @lastEvergreen 4 роки тому +12

      He should have moved to Philly

  • @quairan2099
    @quairan2099 3 роки тому +512

    1:22 and boy couple seasons later, he needed that card and used it. What a well written show.

    • @marquisfelder3170
      @marquisfelder3170 3 роки тому +17

      smoking gun... i think if in act one you show a gun in act 2 you must use

    • @mynamelildarryl71
      @mynamelildarryl71 3 роки тому +28

      Anything up to aggravated assault. I think he was looking at a murder charge but still nice how that card came back into play later on.

    • @Shyvorix
      @Shyvorix 2 роки тому +56

      @@marquisfelder3170 Nah, that's called a chekhov's gun.

    • @marquisfelder3170
      @marquisfelder3170 2 роки тому +8

      @@Shyvorix Ahhhhh yup you right lol

    • @mistaaustin3854
      @mistaaustin3854 2 роки тому +3

      Word

  • @cwilliams7908
    @cwilliams7908 10 років тому +2496

    McNulty - U really see him shoot the man?
    Omar - U really asking?
    CLASSIC !!!!

    • @thesuperstar6256
      @thesuperstar6256 9 років тому +65

      +C Williams (I'mUSMC4063)
      It actually could've been used for evidence that could lead to an appeal.

    • @InDatParish
      @InDatParish 6 років тому +195

      Yep. Omar knew better than to answer that.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 3 роки тому +26

      So that means he didn't see him commit murder? Was that dude really the killer?

    • @kingslimeball1098
      @kingslimeball1098 3 роки тому +103

      @@shack8110 yes but Omar didn’t really see it

    • @jjss3055
      @jjss3055 3 роки тому +27

      @@kingslimeball1098 Didnt wee-bey confess to this murder later on in the show when he was getting life?

  • @MMcGuire5
    @MMcGuire5 8 років тому +680

    "Are you really asking?" so good

  • @grahamroy910
    @grahamroy910 3 роки тому +371

    That “imma see you man, I swear to god” was perfection. He really sounded like an angry teenager more than a murdering psycho

    • @davidemelia6296
      @davidemelia6296 3 роки тому +22

      You and me, behind the bike sheds, after class :D

    • @smellypatel5272
      @smellypatel5272 2 роки тому +59

      Most of these gangster types have that teenager mentality. They never really grow up

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 2 роки тому +16

      Fredro Starr actually killed it

    • @Secondplanetfromthesun
      @Secondplanetfromthesun Рік тому +10

      ​@@blazaybla22 he pulled ut the BACDAFUCCUP voice

    • @diegoguzman8843
      @diegoguzman8843 Рік тому +2

      ​@@smellypatel5272 even some regular folks too.

  • @PAmedio94
    @PAmedio94 11 років тому +527

    I love when Omar sticks his tounge out and wiggles his tie when Bird walks by lol

  • @3of11
    @3of11 4 роки тому +376

    Interesting choice of “unless he is the messiah come again” to a lawyer who thinks the first one didn’t happen.

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 4 роки тому +42

      Ingenious. Trolling on a master level.

    • @eyesforthewise
      @eyesforthewise 4 роки тому +8

      Beautiful. Well put.

    • @smurfyx
      @smurfyx 3 роки тому +7

      @@Cookieboy70 lmao I never even considered it this way

    • @michaelsigman8942
      @michaelsigman8942 3 роки тому +2

      But he’s waiting for the first one to show…..

    • @consumer1073
      @consumer1073 3 роки тому +12

      Be careful you do not run afoul of the small hatted blue stars.

  • @brohan914
    @brohan914 8 років тому +985

    Judge Phalen was such a troll lol

    • @Stefanthenautilus
      @Stefanthenautilus 5 років тому +66

      It's a tough contest, but of all the characters in the show I think Phelan would be the most fun to get drunk with. He'd have some kickass stories to tell and would probably try to take you out womanizing at the end of the night to boot.

    • @Saoirse_don_Phalaistín
      @Saoirse_don_Phalaistín 5 років тому +33

      Lots of judges actually have that kind of attitude. They're usually the most well liked ones

    • @ryanbosch4557
      @ryanbosch4557 3 роки тому +10

      Peter Gerety comes into my coffee shop all the time. He's a great dude. Loves to talk about the Wire

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 2 роки тому +4

      @@Saoirse_don_Phalaistín Judges require charisma to run a courtroom, no surprise someone like Phelan is one. Also, charisma in general is useful for an elected position anyways, like a judge in Maryland.

    • @mistaaustin3854
      @mistaaustin3854 2 роки тому

      😆

  • @highstakes1235
    @highstakes1235 3 роки тому +58

    I love the way Levy just walks off and Bird gets his hands cuffed and he realises his fate

  • @leondelvechioramirez8529
    @leondelvechioramirez8529 9 років тому +2991

    "Are you Jesus Christ come back to earth?"
    "Ummmm."
    Slams Gavel!!!
    LMAO

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 9 років тому +2

      Leon Delvechio Ramirez xD

    • @loulou3t
      @loulou3t 9 років тому +117

      +Leon Delvechio Ramirez Bird was about to tell a poker face lie and say yes I am Jesus Christ back again...before the judge slammed the gavel...lol

    • @nateo200
      @nateo200 9 років тому +89

      +loulou3t The gavel was the legal equivalent of slamming a telephone pole up someones ass. lol. I love how Levy (the defense attorney) just walks off.

    • @dre12337
      @dre12337 8 років тому +22

      leaving him to fry

    • @lodestarofficey3463
      @lodestarofficey3463 8 років тому +24

      Just like Stringer did in the previous scene when Bird erupted violently at Omar's goading.

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 10 років тому +1101

    I love this show, I do. Levy was telling the truth for once: it was wholesale perjury. So a scumbag got deservedly sentenced to life as a result of a huge miscarriage of justice. In other episodes just people suffer greatly and unjust people reap rewards.

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 10 років тому +75

      Clay Davis being the principle example of what you speak. There's a lot of gray area in every case from this show.

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 10 років тому +166

      Who could honestly say they wouldn't do they same. If someone tortured a loved one, as if I'm going to care about perjury. And as for this "no snitchin'" crap, clearly just something gangsters want to spread. The police knew Omar was bullshitting as well, but again, who cares.

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 10 років тому +7

      Ellis Potter You'd rather stand in shit than let the world see you holding a shovel. :D

    • @malachicoleman5340
      @malachicoleman5340 9 років тому +2

      Bird is not a scumbag, so fuck you.

    • @malachicoleman5340
      @malachicoleman5340 9 років тому +13

      Are you serious? It's Omar fault that his boyfriend got killed. He knew it was all in the game, he even said it himself, but he was just upset that they tortured him. But still, he probably would've been mad about it even if they gave him a quick death. What does he expect? He robs and even kills people himself, and when they turn around and kill someone close to him he wanna act like a bitch and lie to put a man in prison for life, that's bullshit.

  • @louisgarday9404
    @louisgarday9404 10 років тому +565

    "are you Jesus Christ come back to earth?!?" "ummmmmmmmm" (SLAM) "See you at sentencing"

  • @davidemelia6296
    @davidemelia6296 3 роки тому +76

    Omar taunting Bird, and Bird going nuts at him (again), is just comedy gold. :D

    • @billybatts8283
      @billybatts8283 10 місяців тому

      Bird, another innocent black man in jail.

  • @loyaltyisroyalty5616
    @loyaltyisroyalty5616 Рік тому +21

    Bird considering the judge’s question on whether he’s the second coming or not is hilarious

  • @sheldog2004
    @sheldog2004 11 років тому +42

    This is one of my all time favorite shows! Well written, well acted and totally engrossing!
    Thanks Joe Dixon!

  • @benbridges9486
    @benbridges9486 10 років тому +622

    I can imagine Kennard being birds kid, just as foul mouthed as him

    • @Malloy2-j5z
      @Malloy2-j5z 6 років тому +10

      or brother

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 6 років тому +26

      @@Malloy2-j5z nah kid

    • @kool.moe.dee.590
      @kool.moe.dee.590 6 років тому +28

      could be an interesting story arc if they ever reboot. Alotta degrees between Kennard, Omar, Weebay(Namond included), and Bird.

    • @wreckshop404
      @wreckshop404 5 років тому +4

      I'm running with this...

    • @thenewadventuresofhenry6998
      @thenewadventuresofhenry6998 5 років тому +7

      That would be ironic. And he's going to end up in jail right next to him.

  • @mariohnyc
    @mariohnyc 4 роки тому +49

    I remembering thinking the Wire was a good TV series the first time i watched at. after watching it a 2nd time, it became my GOAT TV series. so many little details are missed or flies over one's head when watched only once.

    • @blujay9191
      @blujay9191 3 роки тому +7

      4 times for me.. new stuff every time.

    • @ArvinYorro
      @ArvinYorro Рік тому +2

      4th for me. I love going through UA-cam comments after every scene, to laugh at jokes and get deep at the same time.

    • @StackerBA
      @StackerBA Рік тому +1

      100% agree. Especially the 2nd season.

  • @andrew7taylor
    @andrew7taylor 9 років тому +109

    Damn, that police who leads Bird away is a big dude. Bird looks like a kid beside him!

    • @Masutora
      @Masutora 9 років тому +30

      +andrew7taylor lol That shit looked hilarious. He looked like he was acting up in school.

    • @Rams4life94
      @Rams4life94 8 років тому +7

      Bird is listed at 5'5 which means he's probably even shorter in real life so that has a big part to do with it.

    • @kylefisher1458
      @kylefisher1458 8 років тому +14

      isnt just height ... the guy is double the width of bird too

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 років тому +22

      dude made bird look like a damm bird..

    • @jayreffner8831
      @jayreffner8831 7 років тому +6

      Damn Bailiff looks like he would be on the OL for the Ravens not working for the sheriff department.

  • @rayhanes1347
    @rayhanes1347 4 роки тому +16

    Forgot Fredro Starr was in this. This dude doesnt age at all. He always plays a real bad guy.

  • @Marlo-Stanfield
    @Marlo-Stanfield 3 роки тому +25

    Bird getting life was too funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tbababauabbd2
    @tbababauabbd2 11 років тому +439

    should have given bird more screentime

    • @pex3
      @pex3 10 років тому +107

      just go watch some Onyx music videos to get your fix

    • @owenparmley98
      @owenparmley98 8 років тому

      wish the show didn't have any screen time

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 8 років тому +101

      Owen Parmley Yet you're here, watching the show. You have an extra chromosome, don't you?

    • @WillCtheMechDrummer
      @WillCtheMechDrummer 7 років тому +10

      Naaa. I think this show having a cast of characters that were not very popular at the time (yet good actors! ) made the show that much better!

    • @loveNsuccessfollowsme
      @loveNsuccessfollowsme 6 років тому +14

      Will C. Exactly, a lot of good actors on this show. Fredro and Meth didn't need screen time like that.

  • @svenniepennie4237
    @svenniepennie4237 6 років тому +24

    Bird should've thought of that "Are you really asking?" line when the judge asked him if he was Jesus.

  • @tripleO16
    @tripleO16 3 роки тому +14

    I love how Bird was even trying to answer wether he was jesus or not xDD

  • @NYCentralSpotter1070
    @NYCentralSpotter1070 8 років тому +45

    1:05 - The correct answer is "yes".

    • @benjamincox4211
      @benjamincox4211 7 років тому +4

      Kendra Marybeth Davenport I wish that Ernie Hudson was in there "Bird! If someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!"

  • @ppiorkowski1502
    @ppiorkowski1502 2 роки тому +15

    I wish Bird had more scenes in the first couple of seasons.

    • @PeyAalfs
      @PeyAalfs 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed, Stinkum and Birds fates would’ve meant a little more like Weebays if they had more screen time

  • @thirael
    @thirael 6 років тому +72

    the way Levy leaves without looking at bird

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому +3

      @beanie0112 what's he meant to do give him a cuddle? He did his job the best he could.

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 3 роки тому +1

      That's why he's called Levy, cos he always be leaving.

  • @parkermudsen1063
    @parkermudsen1063 3 роки тому +48

    Levy cut his losses with the quickness. 😆
    Poor Bird 😆

    • @mistaaustin3854
      @mistaaustin3854 2 роки тому

      Exit stage right like a motha fck@…..!😫😆…!

    • @MrChisleblast
      @MrChisleblast Рік тому +1

      Does he really even deserve sympathy?

  • @jamestoner3900
    @jamestoner3900 8 років тому +118

    that line was funny''Are you Jesus Christ come back to Earth?'' LOL

  • @bluchocolate123
    @bluchocolate123 4 роки тому +77

    He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

  • @antfarm101
    @antfarm101 16 років тому +9

    Birds reaction was the best 'ommm', like he was considering saying yes, haha.

  • @Michaelkayslay
    @Michaelkayslay 3 роки тому +24

    Bird makes me laugh every single time

  • @keithjefferson2196
    @keithjefferson2196 6 років тому +37

    I love how Bunk is in the background at Omar says"are you really asking" looking on knowing it's all bullshit 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrSaibot420
    @MrSaibot420 5 років тому +9

    “Are you Jesus Christ”
    Bird: uuhhhhmm

  • @George32027
    @George32027 10 років тому +171

    ''are you the second coming of our savior?'' lol

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 10 років тому +61

      "Ummm..."
      He who hesitates is lost.

  • @mosesgunn373
    @mosesgunn373 10 років тому +466

    The interesting thing about all of this is that Omar probably knew that it was Bey and not Bird that killed Gant but it didn't matter as long as Bird went down. I thought it was genius that Omar practically used the police own intelligence not only to track Avon and his crew but by agreeing to be a witness gain immunity in killing Avon's crew (i.e. Stinkum) and shooting Avon and Bey while he was serving as a 'witness'. He was a mad genius who used the game to his advantage.

    • @tedof87
      @tedof87 10 років тому +197

      Bird did kill Gant. Wee Bey tried taking credit for the murder since he was going to serve life in prison anyways. Also, Omar never shot Avon.

    • @tedof87
      @tedof87 9 років тому +25

      *****
      I do remember the scene. My point was that Avon was never actually shot by Omar.

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 9 років тому +11

      +Anthony Boysaw - Oh, indeed!

    • @S.T.E.E.Z.Y
      @S.T.E.E.Z.Y 8 років тому +68

      Bird did kill Gant when he's arrested they match the bullet to his .380

    • @Marek-gn9jn
      @Marek-gn9jn 7 років тому +3

      He was the true king around whom the game revolved. His fingerprints are all around the show, wheter it's Prop Joe, Avon, Stringer, Marlo...

  • @ray.shoesmith
    @ray.shoesmith Рік тому +22

    lmao Omar waving his tie at Bird is fkn gold 🤣

  • @95v37
    @95v37 4 роки тому +20

    Imagine if Bird said yes and the Judge just let’s him off

  • @JAHamilton77
    @JAHamilton77 4 роки тому +7

    Plot twist Bird was indeed our lord returned

  • @SuperDoesitreallymat
    @SuperDoesitreallymat 11 років тому +27

    One of three great court cases from the Wire. The first was D'Angelo's, then was Bird's, the last was Clay Davis'.
    The first two revolved around either lying witnesses, and the last had jurors that refused to convict.

  • @JSWang-ii8kd
    @JSWang-ii8kd 4 роки тому +22

    Bird has the rest of his life in prison regretting that he didn't shout out "Yes I am" loudly when the judge asked him that question.

  • @NobleNemesis
    @NobleNemesis 9 років тому +10

    That Bailiff a fucking beast, though!

  • @bryanscheeler
    @bryanscheeler Рік тому +5

    Lol Bird really thought the judge was asking him a question that could help him out

  • @nunya1738
    @nunya1738 10 років тому +19

    1. "Are you Jesus Christ himself?"--BAM, with the gavel
    2. The SIZE of that bailiff
    3. "Was it good for you, too?" Better than sex, for the prosecutor.
    4. Bunk...slowly letting his hand clasp go, and watching that ass...poon hound.
    5. "You really askin'?"
    This is sort of the rare flip side of the coin of Justice--typically, it's shady bullshit without a care as to innocence for wins and future political office running, lawyers helping one another out, etc. At least here they did someone deserving.

  • @dudebro5527
    @dudebro5527 3 роки тому +11

    I laughed so hard when Bird says "imma see you" Nah Bird, I doubt it. Even though Omar did end up in jail that time he used books as body armor

    • @johnmondry22
      @johnmondry22 3 роки тому +3

      Only difference would be
      Omar went to Egar Street city jail
      Bird went to Jessup the state prison

    • @jakebee7205
      @jakebee7205 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnmondry22 thanks for this lol been trying to figure that out

  • @rjcripe
    @rjcripe 12 років тому +168

    No, he lied. To snitch he would have had to actually see the crime--he didn't.

    • @StayAlert_StayAlive
      @StayAlert_StayAlive 4 роки тому +32

      He knew he did it and told the cops. That's still snitching. The lie was saying he saw him do it.

    • @willhunt8174
      @willhunt8174 4 роки тому +4

      @@StayAlert_StayAlive ... no its not, he grabbed him for that because he killed Brandon, HE WAS INNOCENT OF THAT PARTICULAR CRIME, I hate you postABORTED kids... just like ya Mothers do.💯👈🏾 🤨

    • @matthewjohnson3302
      @matthewjohnson3302 4 роки тому +13

      That’s some gymnastics. He snitched

    • @ibrahimozturk8863
      @ibrahimozturk8863 4 роки тому

      genius

    • @themingler441
      @themingler441 3 роки тому +11

      @@StayAlert_StayAlive How is Omar a "snitch"? He has no allegiances. He's not affiliated. It's all part of the game and he was getting revenge.

  • @Masutora
    @Masutora 4 роки тому +7

    "Are you Jesus Christ come back to Earth?"
    "Do your googles."

  • @parkermudsen1063
    @parkermudsen1063 4 роки тому +28

    I know it's fucked up, but I find it hilarious how Bird got life in prison behind a lie. Just picturing him still in prison in 2020 fuming over that shit makes me giggle.
    I know. I'm a sick individual.

    • @qandidhater673
      @qandidhater673 3 роки тому

      Bird got out when Wee Bey copped to all those murders.

    • @doubledown0411
      @doubledown0411 3 роки тому +7

      It's not a total lie. Bird did kill Gant. Omar didn't actually see it, but Bird did kill him. And Bey tried to take the wrap for Grant's murder, but Eileen Nathan didn't go for it.

    • @doubledown0411
      @doubledown0411 3 роки тому +9

      @@qandidhater673 No. Weebey tried, but wasn't able to. That was at the end of season one. This scene is from season two, after Bey was locked up.

  • @CharlieK92004
    @CharlieK92004 Рік тому +4

    I remember watching this show when it came out, thinking I wouldn’t like it. Definitely not for everyone, but what a great show!

  • @wks107tdv123
    @wks107tdv123 12 років тому +4

    Nobody fucked with Levy in this show except for Omar.

  • @shanewilliams9991
    @shanewilliams9991 6 років тому +5

    "Bird, when someone asks you if you're a God you say YES!"

  • @CodysFavorites
    @CodysFavorites 9 років тому +153

    just realizing bird is Fredro Starr from Onyx

    • @hurrafuk
      @hurrafuk 9 років тому +3

      CodysFavorites hell yeah

    • @swaggybickford8373
      @swaggybickford8373 8 років тому +5

      +MyNamesCody wow holy shit how did i not realize this

    • @dre12337
      @dre12337 8 років тому

      oh yyyeeeessss he is is is is

    • @DJWeissman
      @DJWeissman 8 років тому +20

      He was also "Q" on Moesha.

    • @dre12337
      @dre12337 8 років тому +5

      and his brother is stickyfingers to?

  • @repetitioniskey
    @repetitioniskey 8 місяців тому +2

    Asking for an appeal bond immediately after a jury conviction on 1st degree murder is like asking your landlord for your security deposit back after you stole all the copper wiring and appliances and poured quikrete down all the pipes. Yes you could technically request it but that’s about as far as it’ll go.

  • @Ozzzobee
    @Ozzzobee 13 років тому +9

    "...uuuum..."
    "See you at sentencing."

  • @jimfree0
    @jimfree0 4 роки тому +3

    A trinity of my favorite poets: Omar, Nutty, and Bunk.

  • @WilbertLek
    @WilbertLek 2 роки тому +3

    "When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

  • @matthewjohnson3302
    @matthewjohnson3302 4 роки тому +26

    If I was bird I woulda hit the “ well the good book says we’re all made in his image, I just want a chance to prove that and my innocence”

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 6 років тому +22

    "You think on Brandon when you doin that time"
    Omar risked his life for the man he loved, was willing to give it all up even after he was gone.

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 роки тому +3

      “A man got to have a code”. Omar had one and he ALWAYS lived by it. I don’t feel bad for bird because bird was in the game too.

  • @TheRagingNerd
    @TheRagingNerd 13 років тому +71

    One of the rare times Levy gets owned.

    • @JESUSSavedMefromDeath
      @JESUSSavedMefromDeath 4 роки тому +9

      He got owned by Rhonda Pearlman towards the end of the series too.

    • @JESUSSavedMefromDeath
      @JESUSSavedMefromDeath 4 роки тому +4

      @Justin Mingus I agree, along with Clay Davis.

    • @HeadOfNothing
      @HeadOfNothing 3 роки тому +7

      Valchek too. MF got to be comissioner by doing almost nothing against crime.

    • @Delightfully_Witchy
      @Delightfully_Witchy 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly, he squirmed so well on that one, I'd hesitate to call it "owned". By the end of the series, I remember feeling frustrated that despite all the development Herc went through he still join Levy.

    • @christophermccoy5724
      @christophermccoy5724 Рік тому +1

      An appeal bail on a murder charge?! Mr. Levy get a grip on yourself 😅

  • @werewolvesdeathmetal
    @werewolvesdeathmetal Рік тому +4

    Every last second of this clip is pure gold

  • @moriellymoproblems7842
    @moriellymoproblems7842 8 років тому +188

    I guess we know how the prosecutor likes her coffee.

    • @theguy4835
      @theguy4835 8 років тому +47

      with braid and a face scar ?

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 8 років тому +51

      And a flamboyant neck tie.
      She is sooo barking up the wrong tree though.

    • @XShotokanX
      @XShotokanX 7 років тому +29

      She was thirsty AF

    • @svenniepennie4237
      @svenniepennie4237 6 років тому +88

      Too bad Omar liked his coffee the exact same way.

    • @grapas100
      @grapas100 5 років тому +8

      Dark and bitter.

  • @stormrage3708
    @stormrage3708 4 роки тому +8

    Bird really killed me with laughter lmao

  • @orsonlannister9847
    @orsonlannister9847 2 роки тому +1

    It's good to see these clips are being watched by millions

  • @cameronjames3499
    @cameronjames3499 4 роки тому +7

    The hilarious thing about the Judge's question, even if it is meant sarcastically, is that it is a fact question. Additionally the Judge stated on the record that it would be grounds for changing the verdict. If Levy really wanted to push his luck he could claim that this was actually a grounds to postpone sentencing to assemble another jury to answer it or even get the appeal he was wanting to settle that fact.

    • @harryp7346
      @harryp7346 Рік тому +1

      I studied law years ago in the UK, but am far from an expert (maybe slightly more knowledgeable than average), and am probably particularly ignorant of US law. So, not sure how accurate my comment will be.
      Firstly, you mention the "verdict", the judge's comments were actually about sentencing. And his comments were vaguely worded, with no indication of what the sentence would be if Bird was the second-coming.
      Presumably, though, as such comments weren't part of official sentencing, they wouldn't be legally binding. Likewise, presumably there would be an argument to say they were clearly said tongue-in-cheek, and couldn't reasonably be considered to be taken seriously. And, even if they could be taken seriously, given the aforementioned vagueness of the wording, presumably he could still give a life/no parole sentence.
      As it is, even if Levy did try and delay sentencing, as the verdict was still guilty of first degree murder, it's not like Bird would get bail. Delaying sentencing would presumably be of no benefit to Bird, therefore - he will still be held in jail until sentencing, and then will spend life in jail after sentencing, so exactly when the sentencing occurs is irrelevant.

  • @indazone1
    @indazone1 3 роки тому

    You know why the Wire is the best show? No 15 second commercial before each clip. I mean, ever.

  • @MrBens-hs8uu
    @MrBens-hs8uu Рік тому +4

    I wish we cld have saw more of Bird!

  • @JackmanHeavyPress
    @JackmanHeavyPress 7 місяців тому +1

    “ I wish bird was here he be loving this shit here “

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 8 років тому +39

    ey yo wat up bird

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et 2 роки тому +1

    Levy before the trial, "If the judge asks a yes or no question, do not answer no unless it's absolutely obvious"

  • @ihatecats1483
    @ihatecats1483 9 років тому +191

    a real life get out of jail free card

    • @Ron-li4dg
      @Ron-li4dg 5 років тому +13

      Willem DaFuckedUp thank you mfs really didn’t pay attention to the show 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Currrby
    @Currrby Рік тому +1

    for some reason, after the mcnulty/bird interaction at the end, I really want it to cut into some 90s sitcom style music

  • @throwaway7968
    @throwaway7968 Рік тому +8

    Some food for thought, this takes place around 2002 and Bird would've been about 30. In The Wire's universe, there's a solid chance that Bird, aged 50, is still doing time in Baltimore to this day

  • @armaniedwards
    @armaniedwards 3 роки тому +2

    Bird never had the makings of a varsity messiah

  • @yaheard215
    @yaheard215 6 років тому +11

    Judge: Bird, did you kill the witness?
    Bird: "Aaaaaaah GOT SHOT BY THE LIGHTNING and THE THUNDA"!!!!
    Judge: SLAM! (gavel) do-do-da-Life Sentence For Ya Boy!

  • @xChemistryFTWx
    @xChemistryFTWx 2 роки тому +1

    "You really askin'?"
    So good

  • @Kingz3mil
    @Kingz3mil 14 років тому +5

    The judge is too funny in this scene ..loool

  • @J_Clean_1996
    @J_Clean_1996 Рік тому +2

    That black person, "Uhm.", though.

  • @811chelseafc
    @811chelseafc 7 років тому +10

    I like how Phalen rubs it in Levy's face by bringing up Jesus lol

  • @randolphvance8889
    @randolphvance8889 3 роки тому +1

    Notice how Omar is dressed for this scene, he's dressed like the old British Judges. It's intentional on Omar's part, he's using his dress to say in court that he's one of Bird's Judges on the Street.
    "You might not have noticed, but your brain did!" - Harry S. Plinkett

  • @andrewvarone3896
    @andrewvarone3896 10 років тому +33

    "Uhhhmmmmm"

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 3 роки тому +1

    Service for you all: The black pixel is Bird, the whity pixel is Levy.

  • @TheAntiTrope
    @TheAntiTrope 4 роки тому +5

    You would have witnessed my ascension on the spot. The power of Christ compels you shelebabababa sonto

  • @cocotazo
    @cocotazo 2 місяці тому

    Not me realizing Fredro Starr basically the same character in almost every movie he in. You never see a episode of Grey's Anatomy and Fredro just stroll in with a doctor's lab coat on 😂

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 6 років тому +6

    When the judge asked Bird if he was Jesus Christ, I would've answered "Maybe" because well you never know and even if you said were the judge couldn't possibly prove otherwise.

  • @dajosee
    @dajosee Рік тому +2

    Levy is the biggest Gangster on The Wire

    • @thomasbrown3356
      @thomasbrown3356 Рік тому

      No, the construction guy is. He survived the hit on Stringer and is present at every city construction groundbreaking. They even show him, still at it, during the final Wire montage. A real survivor.

    • @dajosee
      @dajosee Рік тому

      A Survivor, not a Gangster, he cries like a little girl at the Stringer hit. @@thomasbrown3356

  • @sinisterjades
    @sinisterjades 5 років тому +3

    bruh i thought bird was tall this whole time lol i didnt even notice it when he was standing next to the lawyer i only booked it at 1:39 when he next to the officer lookin like a kid lol

  • @thej2241
    @thej2241 8 місяців тому

    really says something when not even levy can get you out of something

  • @iquiverwithfear7354
    @iquiverwithfear7354 8 років тому +4

    1:25 Omar thinking 'not a huge help for a mass murderer'

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 років тому +3

      iquiverwithFEAR that card sho nuff came in handy tho. bunk used that card to get Omar to a safer facility in season four...

  • @edwardmoreland2785
    @edwardmoreland2785 4 роки тому +1

    BLM would be fighting for Birds freedom and calling Omar an Uncle Tom if this was based on today’s logic 😂😂😂

  • @Omanaite
    @Omanaite 12 років тому +4

    Phelan was having the time of his life

  • @Whatisright
    @Whatisright 14 років тому +2

    the fact that he even said umm. He was thinking about it lol

  • @360mari6
    @360mari6 4 роки тому +3

    That would have been the quickest yes sir I am the judge ever heard

  • @kroon275
    @kroon275 6 років тому

    At 1:10 Bird be like 'did that not go well'?? 😕 lol