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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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This comment section taught me that Dr. Phil apparently blocks anyone who calls him "Daddy" on Instagram. Next step- go call him daddy. Eey bby you want some blocking?
Nicole Amy hahaha i read that in julien voice eee bb
Poot Lovato Hahahaha, it sounded like Julien in my head when I typed it, so that's awesome. Hahaha. ❤
eee bb u want summmmmm... blocking??
i read it in jennas voice
Jersey shore is honestly the funniest shit ever. I became friends instantly with a girl in highschool because I heard her yell 'Raaaahn staaaap!" in the hallway. I yelled back "YOU TRAMATIZED ME RAAAHN" and it was friendship at first fight.
So are you guys still friends?
its weird that you're talking about falling asleep to stuff because every night i fall asleep to jenna julien podcasts
Omg I thought I was the only one😱😂
Lexie Conus me rn
Lexie Conus me currently 😂
Lexie Conus so do i
OMG me too!!
DrPhil has me blocked on instagram lol
trickassbitch I would call that a victory. well done!
trickassbitch WHAT HOW
trickassbitch he has me blocked on Instagram too hahaha
what did you do, details pls
I made a drphiludaddy account and got blocked imm
I laughed SO HARD when Jenna didn't acknowledge juliens evanescence reference so he just kept going and when she still didn't acknowledge his he just let out this big exaggerated sigh and I'm just dying of laughter rn
Echelon Niamh what minute marker was that at?? I'm sad that I missed it!!
Melaina Midwest I'm not sure about the time stamp but they were talking about really loud apps that wake him up
Melaina Midwest give or take 11 mins in
Melaina Midwest it starts at 11:37
It KILLED me
I have a love hate relationship with Dr. Phil. I love his show but he blocked me on instagram because I called him daddy.
Rebecca Kennedy that's amazing. thank you for existing!
Rebecca Kennedy LMFAO
Rebecca Kennedy that's exactly why he blocked me too oh my god hahaha
HE BLOCKS EVERYONE!! omg I've seen atleast 10 comments saying "Dr.Phil blocked me" especially when they call him daddy
I'll go to instagram right now, follow dr phill an call him daddy, I wanna be blocked now lol
"Rain drop
Drop top
Ron stop"
HAHAHAAHHAAHA
My respect for Julien just went through the roof. So many people call us Ambulance Drivers, instead of realizing how offensive that is. We do so much more than just drive and for him to call it a Paramedic Truck, that's really refreshing :)
Damn that sucks, I thought it was normal to call y’all paramedics
You have one of the hardest and most necessary jobs out there. I'm so sorry for thise who disrespect you, but thankyou for doing such a wonderful job.
Im so sorry that people disrespect you guys, thank you so much for doing your job and being brave enough to help others 💕
Ellen people don’t even realize how important the isolated driving part is. Of course it isn’t just like driving but no one credits the fact that the equipment & all the paramedics are safely there
Ellen thank you for your work it’s so important and you’re appreciated
LOL "there is a type of person that is ok with dealing with dead bodies" yeah, my family ran a funeral home for 160 years in brookline. us, we are those people.
kristenclg my dad owns his own grave digging business and my first job was at a funeral home from when I was 16-18 cleaning the home, dressing and making up the bodies, and sometimes even going on a body run. We are those people too 😂
This sounds so fascinating to me! Growing up in a funeral home, you're like those guys from Six Feet Under lol
I had to deal with the dead when I was a carer and it was honestly so fulfilling to care for that person even in death and lay them out for their family to say goodbye.
kristenclg I'm one of those people too! I love my Job
I'm currently studying to be a forensic anthropologist right now. I'm down with bones and shit but the fleshy dead bodies still get me sometimes 😂
okay maybe they might not be exactly like Ron/Sam but Sam's RAHN STAHP = Jenna's JULEEYEN!!!
"I think he just might like to eat corn and play golf." 😂😂
RAAAAHHHNNNNN STAAAAHHHHPPPPPPPPP!!
Mandy Denise I legit said this out loud and laughed so hard.
Jenna, have you seen the episode of Dr. Phil where the girl says she is pregnant with Jesus?
Omgggg 😂 I remember that
Dusty Frost OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT EPISODE. 😂😂😂
Oh and this same girl also believes she is Eminem's daughter
+Dusty Frost She was so determined to convince everyone it was true XD that whole episode was wild
When she didn't know how to reply when they actually questioned her as to why she thought that... she gave them the "hmmmmm" face
"Rain drop. Drop top. Ron stop." OMG XD
My mother was a paramedic and she had some really trippy stuff happen with dead bodies like them groaning when she had to transport them up the elevator. She has also had some messed up calls like when a woman was hit by a train and each body part was 100s of feet away. Some really cool stuff happens too though, for example a little very very sick boy (aged 3) had heart problems. His dad called the ambulance about once a week and this time my mom was on shift. The boy was really having trouble so they intubated him in the ambulance and the dad got to ride with him in the back. The boy's heart rate started to drop and the father put his hand on his son's chest and his heart rate went back up. When he took his hand off it started to go back down again so my mom asked if he could leave his hand on the boy, when he did the boy's heart rate became more normal again. My mom never saw the boy again but this was one of the few calls that have struck her like that.
Mammoth's Art Channel I know this is a year old but my dad was an EMT and he had a call where a man had a heart attack or something but when he responded he walked in to see the guy clinging to life groaning in pain and the guy’s dog was eating his arm
@@baboo3507 :(
I have a job where I literally do nothing for 6 hours, alone. I watch 6 podcasts of yours and I'm done with my job. Thank you guys for making it bearable
I want your job lol
WHAT IS UR JOB
Sarah Bear op what’s ur job I desperately need to know
We're waiting for a reply
We’re still waiting for you to tell us what your job is four years later
Can't believe Jenna totally ignored Julien singing Evanescence 😂
Jenna: I have a love hate relationship with Dr Phil
Dr Phil: cash me ousside howbow dah
i laughed so hard i couldnt fucking breathe omfg HAHAHAHAH
No One lmfao
No One I was looking for this comment
No One what does that phrase mean? I watched the episode with woman who said it and I don't understand
samlila678 it means come outside so we can fight.
I've become one of those "liked it before I even started watching it" people. #noshame tho
sameee
I agree with Julian about what he said about embalmers not being freaked out around dead people naturally. My Dad is a Mortician, and they are not called embalmers (embalming is what they do but not everything that goes on so they are Morticians), but even as a kid (like 5th grade maybe even younger) he had to pick what job he wanted to do when he was older for an school assignment, and he wanted to be a Mortician. I know it's really fucking weird I don't get it. But some people are just born like that. And even me and all my sibling are really desensitized to talking about, cutting heads open, cutting people open, almost starting a grease fire because someone put an over weight person in the cremater that was really hot (for a fat person you need to put them in cold and let it heat slowing, so they can melt basically). But even though I can talk about all of it, seeing it is a lot worse. My dad works at a medical school too, and when I was there one time he asked if I wanted to go into the room where they had all the bodies ready to be transported. And it's fucking weird to walk into a room and see over 25 dead people on tables and in bags and boxes(all of them where in bags so I couldn't see there faces). And my dad wales over to a metal cabinet and opens it and there is just body parts in there...and he pulled out a head in a clear plastic bag. It wasn't that bad to me because I looked like a mummy. But it was all really weird
Genevieve Pavlak this comment will probably haunt me for the rest of my life
Jane Reznickova was it my Dad wanted to be a mortician when he was ten, the grease fire from the fat person, 25 dead people in a room, or the head in a bag?
The grease fire.... and melting bodies of dead fat people
Jane Reznickova funny part is that I know even weirder/gross stories from my dads work. But I do have funny ones when people get to grosses out.
I'm so incredibly fascinated (and somewhat grossed out). Please share more if you are inclined. The head in the cabinet is what weirds me out the most. I work at a vet so I'm used to preparing dead pets for transport but humans is a different story. I couldn't work with humans.
Jersey Shore is one of the best guilty pleasure shows
Prison Mike yessssss im gonna watch it now
Prison Mike I literally just finished watching it yesterday and I cried. Im so embarrassed lololol
Prison Mike I thought the dementors got you
mine is hoaters
lmfao I am just loving your profile name and picture
I love how the dink fam types things in Jenna and Julien's voices like "eey bb? You want summmm... podcast?"
And Jenna with the "BOOOIIII" and the pointing with her whole hand.
Love you, fellow dink fam!
One of my favorite podcasts ever! 😂
Ok I was like dying laughing after Jenna like scream laughing and you both loosing it and then I look back and Juliens drinking water from like a fucking tank, omg I literally love you guys so much
plot twist: Jenna actually watches Dr Phil bc she's keeping tabs on him lol
Dad I got you at 11:41 WAKE ME UPP WAKE ME UP INSIDE 😂🔊
Julien's hydroflask gets bigger and bigger every week
The worst job I ever had was at a salmon farming factory back when I was a student.. man that shit sucked on so many levels. But, it makes you, for the rest of your life, respect those who do work in these places, for years and years as a providing job. Even if I became a billionaire in my current job, I will always always respect the working man. Cheers.
but i want to know why dr. phil wanted jenna on the show
Kelsey Eliz D-D-D-Do you think its cool to smoke pot
Me too like why? was it to get him ratings? what was he to complain about?
Dr Phil and Nickelodeon blocked me on Instagram the same day
Hahahaha what did you do??
fatma tas please tell us what you did to get blocked by them
hard work and dedication, kids
elaborate
spiriteater I would but I'm not ready to admit to all of the one hundred lewd comments left on their profiles that led me to get blocked by both of them
Dr. Phil is my guilty pleasure. lmao.
I used to watch him a lot when I was younger. I was going through a rough time in my life, and watching his show helped me out a lot. He had guests on that I could relate too, and the advice he gave them was applicable to my own life. He has a very masculine "dad" approach to helping people on his show. It's very no bullshit, tough love, realistic, etc.
I've always agreed with his core messages. "Don't involve children in adult problems, don't give people the benefit of the doubt when they haven't earned it, don't fight to be "right" in a situation, etc."
His wife Robin is there for every show because she wants to support him. (I think they have a really good marriage based off of what I've watched/read. Dr. P got his vasectomy reversed for her, because they wanted to have more children.) She also runs a domestic abuse based charity, and will often help women out who come on the show. Pretty much any time there is a domestic abuse episode she will be with the guests in the dressing room to help with moral support, etc. Robin does a lot for the show other than just sitting there.
Things I don't like about the show is that it does seem like "tragedy porn" at times, some episodes are kinda bullshit, they don't always talk about LGBT + issues in the best light, they bring religion into the conversation too much sometimes, etc. Granted. I haven't watched the show in like 3 years, so this opinion is based off of what I remember.
I can't believe they left a note at your house Jenna. That's too much.
Julien looks great for 96
Every experience I've had with paramedics like they're always so calm. No matter what's happening or the shape of the person they're caring for. Sometimes they even like try to make you laugh because they know you're really scared. It's amazing what they do.
My step sissy did EMT for years and they are so underpaid for the situations they encounter! McDonald's employees make more than most of those angels.
I lost it when Julien said Jenna's poop is cute.
i kept thinking jennas leg was her belly and wondered how she got 5 months pregnant in 2 weeks
Mikey best comment ever
Same here lmao
Mikey OH GOD WHY IS GUY FIERI YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HELL YEAH
Mikey same
Mikey I literally scrolled down to the comments to see if anyone else thought this
Jenna, sign up for lift and drive for a Wednesday video. Keep the money to spend on iggys or even donate idk
Dasha Gubarev carpool karaoke with Jenna marbles and strangers
omg yes
This one was hilarious.
Sammi's "RON STOP!" is Jenna's "JULIENNNUHHH"
please never stop making these podcasts
😢😭😢
I wish☹️
My dad got malaria twice while working in Africa. Tablets do not get rid of it lol it's much more complicated
Hope O'Connor yeah I thought the tablets were preventative?
Hope O'Connor My dad has malaria, and it's something that isn't curable. You can take medication to make yourself feel better but it won't go away
Hope O'Connor i read "my dad got melania twice while working in Africa". I was like "oookay?" haha
oablythe you can cure it if it's treated earlier enough.
OMG Julien is Angelina!!! 😂😂 & Jenna's voice sounds Exactly like Sammies! I'm dying!😱😂
Julien's new Twitter bio: Handy Macgyver who knows how to fix toilets on the fly
I had a teacher who was a EMT and she got called in the middle of the night to an accident and it ended up being her daughter and her friends...I couldn't imagine.
Karissa Bohme :o awful
Karissa Bohme were they okay??
yes, she was fine :) but im sure it was very scary on both ends! love my fellow dink fam members
Dr Phil isn't even really a licensed doctor! Don't get me started on that man.
MB yes he is😂
shipjillian Dr. Phil is a Doctor. He has a Ph.D. in Psychology. Dr. Phil is not a psychologist. He is not licensed as a psychologist.Jan 29, 2008
MB If he has a Doctorates degree, he technically is addressed as a doctor.
Priscilla You're missing the point. My statement is correct; he is not licensed as a psychologist and arguably presents himself as such on television.
No, he doesn't! He presents himself as a doctor because HE IS A DOCTOR. A Ph. D makes you a doctor!
I have a good friend who lost her dad at age 16 and is now a mortician. I didn't understand it either, but she describes it exactly as Jenna did. It is the last nice thing you can do for someone before they're laid to rest and it is a service to help the family grieve. After that I understood the mindset much more.
"rain drop, drop top, Ron stop!"
Part of the reason I love watching these podcasts is so Julien can make those bomb ass segways midway through the podcast. I never see them coming and it blows my mind each time hahaha
I came here for blond hair, Julien, now we have ourselves a situation.
wadooshful right?? he hIDES IT
it blends into the green screen, ive noticed it a few times
I like how no one noticed when Julien said rain drop drop top Ron stop🤣🤣
Also jenna saying she calls julien to fix the toilet. I specifically remember a podcast recently where jenna said shes amazing at fixing toilets and doors!!
This is what I look forward to every Monday
Patrick Minaj me too
someone really needs to make a compilation of Jenna dying and Julien's ad segways. EVERY TIME :D:D:D
Maya Daskalova there is a compilation of his fire segways tho
I love how Jenna just speaks her mind in this podcast and I totally agree with her 😂
When you think your S/O's poop is "cute"? That's love, man.
The title of this is so random but IM READY TO DINK IT OUT
I'M SO READY FOR THIS
and so damn tempted to rewatch Jersey Shore damn it
Elyssae same.
this video has come at such an opportune time in my life bc i just finished the first two seasons of jersey shore bc, and i too feel strongly against dr. phil as well. he's not even a fucking doctor, how has he developed the trust of millions? Is he even qualified to tell me to stop smoking crack bc it's "hurting" my family?
I LIVE for Juliens random mentions of the sponsors of the podcast in the middle of the conversation and Jenna going "Oh my gooooddd Juliennnnnnn!"
Happy to see Julien staying hydrated with that whole fucking bucket of water
I like the new addition to the show, that little yellow guy. What's his name?
rydenkills I don't know but he's all up in my perifferal vision and he's pissin me off
rydenkills I keep picturing it with little minion eyeballs and glasses and teeny tiny overalls. now I can't unsee it. its totally steve
rydenkills I like lost it when julien started drinking from it like I was laughing over Jenna's like scream laughing and their impressions and then I look back and julien was like drinking out of that fricking tank
That was so cute and funny when Julien started describing Jenna's poos and he made that little hand gesture 🤣🤣🤣 Jenna screaming "Nooooooo"
Julian's segues to the sponsors KILL me. I was laughing so hard at his "you know what doesn't suck, driving for lyft".
Julien's right about morticians and embalming, some people, myself included, are just okay with being around those types of things. Although you can train yourself to become de-sensitized, there are people whom it comes naturally too. I personally view it as an art form much like Shan does with taxidermy and dead animals. It isn't the dead you're serving, its the surviving family members so as a mortician, my goal is to present the deceased family member in the most life-like state as possible so they can have closure and a feel like they've had a proper goodbye. Although it is a gnarly process, the outcome puts things into perspective.
Hope everyone is having a nice day love you dink fam
Julien's introductions to the sponsors in the middle of the video and Jenna's reactions are HILARIOUS
I love Jenna's intense laughter when they got Ron and Sammi....I nearly peed myself
It is illegal for anyone other than the post man/woman to leave anything in your mailbox. (I think im not 100% sure)
Eleanor Schugel I don't think it's illegal to put something in (because busnisses do that all the time) but it is definitely illegal to take stuff out besides you or your mailman/woman
Eleanor Schugel yes it is
+Brynn Carter YOU GOING TO JAIL BOIII
Uh oh. My mail man accidentally put my neighbor's mail in my mailbox so I went across the street and put it in their mailbox. I'm going to jail 😧
When I was about 6 I wanted to be a mail person. I would ride on my tricycle and open and close mailboxes in my neighborhood. I didn’t take any mail and I didn’t put anything in. It was just pretend. Some neighbor ratted me put to my mom and I got in trouble lol.
I love how genuinely angry Julien got when saying "he wants us to trust him because he's a *Family Man* "
I love Dr Phil and I love having the show on in the background haha. I like it because it kind of make me feels better about my life when I hear about other people's problems. Also, I think he has a solution to everyone's problems because his team provides him with a summary of the issue a week before and he has a week to work with his team to come up with a plan.
Dr Phil 4 prez.
Alternatively
Dr Phil's mustache 4 prez.
I'm honestly so happy I binge watched Jersey shore last year. Now I'm prepared 😂😂😂
Why does Jenna sound exactly like Sammi 😂😂😂😂 omfg I'm dead.
The conversation about the funeral home/dead bodies reminds me of the graphic autobiographical novel 'Fun Home'. The girl in the book grows up with a dad who was the person that deals with the corpses, and she explains how that affected her as a child (obviously she was traumatized by it). I had to read it last semester in Uni.
Do you recommend the book?
medallo143 I do, it's an interesting read. I don't normally enjoy graphic novels/comic books (other than The Walking Dead), but this book was really good!
Natalie Mary is it like horror ?
Poot Lovato Not really, it is for an older audience though due to the fact that there's some pretty serious topics, nudity etc. It also majorly discusses being gay, and being raised in a household in which the parents did not support that. It was an interesting read!
Natalie Mary hmm interesting im gonna have to check it out
Can't believe Danny's cool with you guys podcasting right outside the shore store, tite.
Why did Dr. Phil want Jenna on his show? 🤔
Damn you JJ. I'm watching Jersey Shore again and telling everyone in my life to "RON STAHHHHP!"
I've rewatched jersey shore so fucking much I literally know ALL the lines. Not even kidding. 😆👌🏼
Dynasexo same
Dynasexo go home you don't belong here. YOU DONT EVEN LOOK ITALIAN! best line ever
can you play grand theft auto 5 on the stream?
Tulip Lozano omg please yes!❤️
Thank you for still podcasting! Always interesting, always thought provoking thank you!! 👌
Duuuuuude. I started rewatching JS a couple months ago....IT'S SO GOOOOD! I'm rewatching it AGAIN now bc of you guys lol I can't STAHHHHP
My dad is an EMT and the reason your friend couldn't tell you why is due to laws where they aren't allowed to discuss calls with others. My dad can't even tell me if he takes a relative of me or my husbands the privacy laws prevent it.
best part of mondays!!! love you guys
My father in law was a paramedic for a couple of years. He finally quit because it became too much. He's been a huge proponent for things like seatbelts and vaccines ever since. He was there when a little boy died because his parents refused to vaccinate, etc.
What if a president got elected and wasn't married. Like the First Lady wasn't a thing because he was a bachelor and livin his life. I don't think that's ever happened in the history of presidents.
Shelby Nicole Duarte Neither has a female president, it’s pretty weird how we re-elect the same type of person
Buchanan
Some speculate it was because he was gay but he was the only unmarried president. I believe there were also presidents who weren’t married at the time but were married previously. Not sure on that one.
That evanescence reference julien 😹
YOU SHOULD DO A DR.PHIL FAN FICTION PODCAST
My mom is actually an embalmer- it runs in the family, I basically grew up in a funeral home. I asked her once, "Do you love your job?" She replied, "I love the service I can give to grieving families to help with the pain of losing someone." She's a badass, she's been in the business for 30+ years and women today are still seen as less than men in the profession. Love ya J&J!
Ya know what... I LOVE this Podcast, just love it.
My favourite part though? Juliens total FIRE Segue, and Jenna's overreactions to them every single time. Never fails to make me smile.
THE MARBLES SNARL KILLS ME
nnnyanyanyanya
"I've seen your poop" lmao
Ope. I am a mosquito researcher! Eventually your bodies reaction to the mosquito bites is decreased haha its not that bad. Also if you want to rear mosquitoes in the lab its sometimes just easier to feed them with your own blood rather than acquire other bags of blood.
congratulations on the podcast (and your individual channels) being nominated for a Shorty Award! you guys are incredible, and the podcast has come so far. couldn't be prouder of both of you!
Jenna trying to flirt: "Yooooou got a donk donk!"
I was just refreshing, hoping for this! Dink dink!
I just finished rewatching all the jersey shore seasons the other day! It was wonderful.
my childhood neighbor works at a morg and does the embalming and all that. he got into it super randomly. he was just working at a funeral home doing custodial work and became friends with the owner and they paid him to go to school for that stuff, and now he gets paid A BOAT LOAD OF MONEY handling dead bodies. he said it doesn't bother him, he said he feels like a good final deed for the deceased, he takes it seriously and highly respect the person he is working on. just helping them cross over to their next journey
The thought of Jenna getting fired and replaced on the Jenna and Julien podcast cracks me the fuck up 😂
still waiting for the day I'm gonna see a thumbnail of 2 floating heads against the green screen
I've never seen an episode of Jersey Shore, and haven't seen Dr Phil since he was on Oprah back in the day. Still entertained by this podcast though :)
i love how real you two are!!!
Lmfao "First Dad" 😂
Julien's sponsor segues and Jenna's reactions to them are the best.
Woah! I just rewatched Jersey Shore last month! so happy to watch this.
I rewatched all of the seasons of Jersey Shore 2 weeks ago! I love it!