Why didn't Alexander the Great conquer Rome? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @MIKAEL212345
    @MIKAEL212345 9 місяців тому +14377

    I 100% believe that this video was made because of the idea for "Alexander the Okay" -> " "Alexander the pretty good" -> "Alexander the notable"

    • @xbirdshorts5075
      @xbirdshorts5075 9 місяців тому +377

      Considering I have never seen a suggestion for this topic and I don't remember a single ancient history video since the good ol' 10 minute format this is extremely plausible

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 9 місяців тому +12

      I Don think so

    • @guadalupe8589
      @guadalupe8589 9 місяців тому +74

      And, Alexander the Great was implied after he fully conquered Persia?

    • @Mimi.1001
      @Mimi.1001 9 місяців тому +232

      @@guadalupe8589 No, he obviously got the title by conquering the afterlife.

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 9 місяців тому +63

      Has he made one on Vlad the pincher or Richard the Hamsterheart yet?

  • @michaellogan9061
    @michaellogan9061 9 місяців тому +10330

    "Conquer the afterlife." That's gold!

    • @epicepicmk
      @epicepicmk 9 місяців тому +210

      He finally got other worlds to conquer

    • @dustinprewitt
      @dustinprewitt 9 місяців тому +85

      Twould be grand if he did, then returned here with an army of the dead to finish the job

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 9 місяців тому +111

      Maybe that's why Jesus hasn't come back yet.

    • @s.henrlllpoklookout5069
      @s.henrlllpoklookout5069 9 місяців тому +25

      If he can't do it after 2300 years, then no one can

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel 9 місяців тому +15

      ​@@dustinprewitt so basically like Nagash from warhammer fantasy

  • @nonameuserua
    @nonameuserua 9 місяців тому +9937

    The only man ever who’s never thought about the Roman Empire

    • @martintang2885
      @martintang2885 9 місяців тому +883

      Cant think of the roman empire when it doesnt exist yet

    • @rebbrown7140
      @rebbrown7140 9 місяців тому +396

      ​@martintang2885 +1 obvious point for you my friend, and -1 for not getting the joke

    • @technobladeleakedclips1827
      @technobladeleakedclips1827 9 місяців тому +1

      Liberal males dont ever think about Rome or greece. They only think about Africa and palestine

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 9 місяців тому +122

      This meme was never funny

    • @technobladeleakedclips1827
      @technobladeleakedclips1827 9 місяців тому +1

      Liberal males never think of the Roman empire, only africa and p*lestine

  • @solar7927
    @solar7927 9 місяців тому +1128

    "*Sparta was just there being difficult*" a great summary of Greek history right there

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 8 місяців тому +118

      Sparta was considered a joke at this point. He didn't personally take it just out of respect for its past. That also explains his expansion eastward. He grew up in the myth of the Persian wars.
      Alexander's regent, taking care of Macedon, assembled a spare army and defeated Sparta while Alexander was away invading Persia....turning Sparta into a vassal state.

    • @bbtfan7957
      @bbtfan7957 7 місяців тому +34

      ​@@neutronalchemist3241Exactly. I bet Philip simply didn't think Sparta would be WORTH conquering.

    • @leonardomarquesbellini
      @leonardomarquesbellini 6 місяців тому +23

      They got crushed by Macedon's reserve troops Alexander wouldn't take with him to invade Persia. ​@Carlton-B

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@leonardomarquesbellinihey to their credit they kept on trying until the very end

    • @geoffwatson5689
      @geoffwatson5689 5 місяців тому +4

      @Carlton-B After they said "If" to Philip II he conquered most of the Spartan cities and they didn't even try to stop him, as the Spartans knew they didn't have a chance in battle.

  • @Clock_Man_2763
    @Clock_Man_2763 9 місяців тому +202

    I like how Alexander’s name progressively levels up, he really came a long way, from uniting Greece to conquering the afterlife 🙏

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 місяці тому

      I thought he was Macedonia

    • @Jordidwaard
      @Jordidwaard 3 місяці тому +5

      @@KandiKlover Macedonia was a part of greece, not to be confused with todays country "north macedonia"

    • @Stef77777
      @Stef77777 2 місяці тому +1

      @@KandiKlover “North Macedonia”has nothing to do with Ancient Greek Macedonia. They’re Slavs that lived in some parts of that area 900+ years after Alexander’s death.

    • @ogedits123
      @ogedits123 Місяць тому +1

      Conquering Greece*

    • @ogedits123
      @ogedits123 Місяць тому

      ​​@@Stef77777everything to do with Ancient Macedonia, quite distinct from Greece

  • @parkerdixon-word6295
    @parkerdixon-word6295 9 місяців тому +1825

    A nice, neat combination of "Italy and Rome weren't important in the eyes of any of Alexander's Greek inner circle" and "Boy was already busy, alright?"

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 9 місяців тому +18

      Which would you better like to reenact, Xenophon's Anabasis or the Athenian invasion of Sicily?
      Pillaging your way across Persia sounds a lot better than dying of thirst in a quarry.

    • @channel_archistoriac
      @channel_archistoriac 8 місяців тому +1

      Alexander the G. on oriental sources was a cousin of himself Kirus - the shah of Persia. He didn't even step on the land of the other side of Bosphorus. Medieval sources about him are more interesting than what Vanilla wikipedists willed to mention about.​@@hypothalapotamus5293

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 8 місяців тому +11

      Rome, yes, it wasn't that important by then. But the cities of Magna Grecia, in the south of Italy, were arguably the richest cities of the Greek world, and were technically considered Greece (their citizens participated to the Olympics, and many of the most famous winners, and of "Greek" philosophers, came from there). So Alexander conquered Persia, Egypt (that was part of Persia at the time), but only half of the Greek world.

    • @channel_archistoriac
      @channel_archistoriac 8 місяців тому +5

      @@neutronalchemist3241 This is so ridiculous explanation of why Alexander did not go there :) He didn't go there because he never stepped on the European side of Bosphorus. He has always lived either in Asia Minor or Middle East.

    • @lupodimontenero661
      @lupodimontenero661 8 місяців тому +9

      @@channel_archistoriac I agree^^; furthermore, wars are not fought for fun but to make a profit, and Rome would not have been a great loot compared to the Persian empire in which very rich cities abounded; furthermore (although in writing history one must be careful with psychological motivations) Alexander the Great (could) have had two "emotional" reasons 1) to continue the project of his beloved-hated father and, 2) to challenge the largest and most powerful empire of the time

  • @AmethystTheFoxx
    @AmethystTheFoxx 9 місяців тому +5716

    his title getting continuously closer to great is really funny

    • @paulluka2029
      @paulluka2029 9 місяців тому +194

      The: ok
      The: pretty good
      The: the notable
      Then he conquered the afterlife and became
      The: great 😅

    • @MyBestBuddiesForever
      @MyBestBuddiesForever 9 місяців тому +53

      FR bro this guy humor should be arrested because its always killing me.

    • @hentehoo27
      @hentehoo27 9 місяців тому +38

      If Alexander had conquered Rome, would he have become _Alexander the Magnificent_ ?

    • @tomislavmirkovic1126
      @tomislavmirkovic1126 9 місяців тому +19

      He would've become Alexander the Bisonette

    • @fildafernandes4366
      @fildafernandes4366 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@hentehoo27Or the Alexander of all Alexander's?

  • @guydreamr
    @guydreamr 9 місяців тому +2271

    Rome: I feel sorry for you.
    Alexander: I don't think of you at all.

    • @pizzalunch382
      @pizzalunch382 9 місяців тому +20

      Bravo 👏👏😂

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic 8 місяців тому +118

      Rome: You lost everything. It's a pity.
      Alexander: I don't even know who you are.

    • @Cleeon
      @Cleeon 8 місяців тому +19

      Latter, many Roman senators and writers, really admire Alexander, even some of their imperator, seeking some way of other to claim they're the inheritors of Alexander.
      Why that achievement not inherited to one of Greeks polis?
      I think, only Roman, who succeeded to combine Athens and Sparta, combined some elements and become the mighty of Roma

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 8 місяців тому +2

      “The worst thing he can say is no”

    • @BeepBoop896
      @BeepBoop896 7 місяців тому +4

      Doesn’t this line in mad men indicate the exact opposite of what you’re saying? Don really did feel threatened by Ginsberg, and the bravado he puts on with that line makes it kind of obvious that he was feeling insecure?

  • @alejandroparra362
    @alejandroparra362 9 місяців тому +181

    There's a single, yet important point, that's not mentioned here, and is that Alexander actually went to attack Rome, just not Alexander III but Alexander of Epirus, brother-in-law of Alexander III by marriage with his sister Cleopatra, his uncle as he was Olimpia younger brother, and a very close friend of Alexander III. The greek colonies asked for help against Italian barbarians and Roma, and the answer came from Alexander of Epirus, and previous of Alexander III expedition againts Persia both Alexander made a "pact" in wich one would be the "Eastern Alexander" and the other the "Western Alexander". Alexander of Epirus expedition went frankly pretty good (for the italians) and he died, wich would be one of the major "casus belli" that later Pirro of Epirus would use to invade Italy again. Alexander III after knowing about his uncle/brother-in-law/BFF planned to invade Italy too, but he was soon affected by a major case of death so his plans were permanently delayed.

    • @carlosvicedoalbors1200
      @carlosvicedoalbors1200 9 місяців тому +10

      I was searching this comment. Pretty cool piece of history.

    • @pp38pp
      @pp38pp 8 місяців тому +6

      Exactly!

    • @Fixundfertig1
      @Fixundfertig1 8 місяців тому +3

      Pirro would make famous his type of close victory

    • @nugolderp4115
      @nugolderp4115 8 місяців тому +1

      Ohhh, ok is not THE Cleopatra, it's A Cleopatra

    • @alejandroparra362
      @alejandroparra362 8 місяців тому +3

      @@nugolderp4115 More precisely, she is the Cleopatra who served as the "inspiration" for the name Cleopatra VII of Egypt (and a lot more Cleopatras in Egypt), who was from the Ptolemaic dynasty (Alexander's general).

  • @mogyesz9
    @mogyesz9 9 місяців тому +20

    Your videos are genius. The way you omit parts to frame a 3 minute video are stunning.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 9 місяців тому +1529

    1. He died after going east instead of west so never had the chance to meet Rome in battle
    2. Rome was hardly the military giant it would become when he left Greece, he had no reason to consider Italy for a second when Persia was right there.
    But if he had lived and returned to Babylon to centralise and unify his new empire? It’s entirely possible he would have turned his attention west.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 9 місяців тому +123

      Indeed. Also 3. I suspect that Persia was much richer than Italy at this point in history. So, better loot.

    • @ΝικηφοροςΚοτσυφακης
      @ΝικηφοροςΚοτσυφακης 9 місяців тому +234

      ​@@lightworker2956 there is nothing to suspect, compared to Persia Italy was an irrelevant backwater

    • @trevorbeyer9720
      @trevorbeyer9720 9 місяців тому +102

      ​@@ΝικηφοροςΚοτσυφακης Achaemenid India alone was more valuable than italy at this point

    • @bb1111116
      @bb1111116 9 місяців тому +59

      As the video mentions, going west at the time, would have meant fighting Carthage, which was the major power in the central Mediterranean. Alexander’s biggest obstacle in doing this was that he died young.

    • @bernitiel
      @bernitiel 9 місяців тому +17

      When he went in Anatolia he could barely afford to take a small army across. I don't think he could have afforded to go west first, anyway

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 9 місяців тому +2022

    Alexander the Third, Alexander the Okay, Alexander the Pretty Good, Alexander the Notable, Alexander the Great, Alexander the Dead.

    • @Dac_DT_MKD
      @Dac_DT_MKD 9 місяців тому +55

      Later on in the late 20th-21st century "Alexander the Macedon"" Alexander the not Greek but Macedonian who are confused Bulgarians claiming to be descendants of Alexander"
      It's fun being a Mace- sorry, a "Serbianized Bulgarian who thinks is a Macedonian"
      Balkan moment.

    • @GuilhermeSt050
      @GuilhermeSt050 9 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Dac_DT_MKDIn fact Alexander was macedonic, a barbaric people helenized. Alexander was greek, but ethnic he was macedonic. Its like being a gaulish, being assimilated to the roman culture and then forming your own empire that spread the roman culture

    • @Newramsin
      @Newramsin 9 місяців тому +2

      Wasn't he also, Alexander the Butch?

    • @Dragblacker
      @Dragblacker 9 місяців тому +5

      "Alexander the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad"

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 9 місяців тому +6

      @@Newramsin His boyfriend thought so. (And yes, he definitely had sexual relations with men. The modern concept of homosexuality wasn't really much of a concern back then.)

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 9 місяців тому +1063

    Didn’t Alexander want to reach the “encircling ocean” by conquering Asia? That was one of his dreams. Can’t do that if you go west and take over Rome.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 9 місяців тому +10

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu 9 місяців тому +58

      He could've reached the Pillars of Hercules

    • @ldubt4494
      @ldubt4494 9 місяців тому +21

      He would have still needed to reach the western encircling ocean as well for World Domination

    • @toastyanon8902
      @toastyanon8902 9 місяців тому +17

      “Taking Rome” was step number 3 after the Oceand

    • @westsidermetalhead4997
      @westsidermetalhead4997 9 місяців тому +61

      When he and his men reached the Hindus Valley to the south east, they tried to find a path through or north east of the Great Hights (Himalayas). They couldn't find anything and the mountains to the north had no end so they gave up and after that he agreed with his men to go back home.

  • @Bribridude130
    @Bribridude130 9 місяців тому +10

    I am glad for finally made a video about Classical history. You should make more videos on ancient history because most of your videos seem to be about Early Modern or Modern history.

  • @spino-ace
    @spino-ace 9 місяців тому +8

    2 history videos on alexander from 2 history channels in 24 hours? This is awesome!!

  • @CG-yq2xy
    @CG-yq2xy 9 місяців тому +952

    Alexander the Great: _Doesn't conquer Rome_
    His second cousin: *Oh boy do I have an idea........*

    • @galanopouloc
      @galanopouloc 9 місяців тому +38

      Underrated comment right here 😆

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 9 місяців тому +3

      @@BOSIE321Damn

    • @texenna
      @texenna 9 місяців тому +6

      Underrated

    • @beetlebg3759
      @beetlebg3759 9 місяців тому +29

      Don’t understand do explain

    • @texenna
      @texenna 9 місяців тому +154

      @@beetlebg3759 phyrrus of Epirus attempted to take Rome 2nd cousin of alexander

  • @Techno963
    @Techno963 9 місяців тому +83

    The whelmed face on the chest plate is a phenomenal detail

    • @mightywurlitzer
      @mightywurlitzer 9 місяців тому +1

      Is that from another video? I don't remember seeing it

    • @anderskorsback4104
      @anderskorsback4104 9 місяців тому +9

      I suspect it's meant to be Medusa. Anyway, detail like that is peak History Matters.

    • @MrBattlecharge
      @MrBattlecharge 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@mightywurlitzerAlexander's chestplate throughout the video has a face on it that looks bored throughout.

  • @RepublicOfTruth
    @RepublicOfTruth 9 місяців тому +156

    Love this channels humor.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 9 місяців тому +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @heytchap
    @heytchap 8 місяців тому +12

    “It was time to get stabbed to death” had me absolutely rolling. Hilarious. 😂
    Your videos are generally great, but this one was exceptionally funny and fun.

  • @Larsemillarsen
    @Larsemillarsen 9 місяців тому +4

    One of the best videos you have ever made. Great work!

  • @sorryitsmoops
    @sorryitsmoops 9 місяців тому +472

    Interesting piece of trivia about how Alexander became a Jewish name:
    "...Shimon HaTzaddik then took Alexander the Great on a tour of the Holy Temple. Alexander, impressed, wished to donate gold to have an image of himself placed in the Holy Temple so that he would be immortalized. Shimon demurred, saying that it was forbidden for the Jews to have graven images, and certainly not in the Temple. He suggested that he instead give the gold to the poor. And as for memorializing the occasion, Shimon suggested an even better way: all male kohanim born that year would be named “Alexander.”
    Alexander liked the idea, and the Jews, who were very thankful to Alexander for all that he did for them, including sparing the Holy Temple from destruction, gratefully named their children after him. Thus, the name Alexander forever became a Jewish name."

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 9 місяців тому +51

      That’s pretty cool actually

    • @nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415
      @nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@EvilEgg331
      Ward.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 9 місяців тому +102

      So he didn't just spare Israel from a rampage, but respected the local culture, gave money to the poor, and -- best of all -- went west and never came back. No wonder they liked him so much.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 9 місяців тому +63

      I never thought of it as a Jewish name. I always associated it with Greeks and Scotland.

    • @tommykawaii
      @tommykawaii 9 місяців тому +2

      Super cool, if in fact real

  • @RazOfTheVoidMusic
    @RazOfTheVoidMusic 9 місяців тому +465

    'Unfortunately for Phillip, before this could happen, it was time to get stabbed to death'. 😆
    I never get tired of your trademark sarcastic way of telling history. 🙂

    • @darkdragon7210
      @darkdragon7210 6 місяців тому

      Fr.

    • @zanykangaroo
      @zanykangaroo 5 місяців тому +5

      Fun fact: he was murdered on the day of his daughter's wedding by one of his own bodyguards
      "The Godfather" vibes

  • @cojakproc293
    @cojakproc293 9 місяців тому +48

    I am genuinely amused and thrilled to hear about "Alexander the notable" going on to "conquer the afterlife". Splendid work as always! :D

  • @ThePelvi
    @ThePelvi 9 місяців тому +35

    0:34 "Except for Sparta, which was just there being difficult."
    Love it. Could also sum up the plot of 300 in a single sentence.
    Edit to add: This video had so many gems. Thanks for this one!

    • @Intranetusa
      @Intranetusa 9 місяців тому +11

      Sparta was considered a joke at this point. Alexander's regent taking care of Macedon took a spare army and defeated Sparta while Alexander was away invading Persia....turning Sparta into a vassal state.

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 8 місяців тому +1

      He didn't personally take Sparta just out of respect for its past. That also explains his expansion eastward. He grew up in the myth of the Persian wars.

  • @yazovgaming
    @yazovgaming 9 місяців тому +2

    You made the video so comedic. It's Perfect!

  • @HoennMaster
    @HoennMaster 9 місяців тому +172

    Didn’t have the financial backing of James Bissonette, Kelly Moneymaker, and Spinning Three Plates of course.

    • @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508
      @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 9 місяців тому +12

      If anyone can get the power of all 3 at once, they can become unstoppable,unmoored, uncaged, downright unreasonable

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 9 місяців тому +4

      Don’t forget Words on Books Podcast

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 9 місяців тому

      Boooring

    • @vrextar
      @vrextar 8 місяців тому

      @@gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 The Triforce of History Matters.

  • @josephsmith688
    @josephsmith688 9 місяців тому +26

    Thanks to all the patreons! You make these quality videos possible and all of us can enjoy them.

  • @paleoph6168
    @paleoph6168 9 місяців тому +256

    1:21
    "...thereby becoming Alexander 'the okay.'"
    Lmao

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 9 місяців тому +16

      If you name your child "Alexander the Adequate" they are bound to overcompensate.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 9 місяців тому +7

      So much better than Alexander the meh

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 9 місяців тому

      Indeed

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 8 місяців тому

      "Great King" was at the time regarded as a title of the Iranian shah, so Alexander could not call himself "great" and be taken seriously until he had secured the whole of Iran.
      That's the historical truth behind the joke (which is a good joke precisely because there's truth in it).

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 8 місяців тому

      *sidenote: I understand that Antiochus III reconquered a lot of Iran to the point of making the Parthians into vassals, so he styled himself "the Great" too. Which was not recognised in Rome; although Rome did allow that Alexander had been Magnus.

  • @Ανδρέας-ΓεώργιοςΣκίννερ
    @Ανδρέας-ΓεώργιοςΣκίννερ 9 місяців тому +140

    Greek guy here. We say "Philip" the English way, not the French way.
    Technically, we say "Philippos", stressed on the first sylabble. It means "friend of horses" or, more acurrately, "he who loves horses".

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 6 місяців тому +3

      what the fuck is the english way
      t. french

    • @Ανδρέας-ΓεώργιοςΣκίννερ
      @Ανδρέας-ΓεώργιοςΣκίννερ 6 місяців тому +9

      @@abarette_ Stress the first syllable, short final syllable. FIL-ip

    • @SombreroGato
      @SombreroGato 6 місяців тому +1

      @@abarette_ in english the way you say it would be spelt Fell-lippe whereas we say Fill-lupuh (american english)
      Fill-ipp(British English). you stress the "eeh" sound vowel, we stress "ie"

    • @BarelloSmith
      @BarelloSmith 5 місяців тому

      Greeks at the time would have pronounced it like it was written (and yes I know Greeks didn't use the Latin alphabet but the Romans did transcribe it in a way that they would pronounce it correctly).
      So it would neither be Fileep nor Filipp but Philippos with an aspirated P sound, not an F sound.

    • @Ανδρέας-ΓεώργιοςΣκίννερ
      @Ανδρέας-ΓεώργιοςΣκίννερ 5 місяців тому

      @@BarelloSmith Sort of irrelevant to this post, though; the stress is still on the first syllable anyway. Φίλιππος.

  • @muhammadhabibieamiro3639
    @muhammadhabibieamiro3639 9 місяців тому +6

    Another amazing video

  • @harveya1a952
    @harveya1a952 9 місяців тому +1239

    It was because James Bisonette controlled Rome

    • @TheOGDisco
      @TheOGDisco 9 місяців тому +20

      Obviously

    • @Cyanduck485
      @Cyanduck485 9 місяців тому +44

      Top 10 greatest generals of all time

    • @michaeljcalleja
      @michaeljcalleja 9 місяців тому +24

      these jokes are getting old now

    • @TransKidsMafia
      @TransKidsMafia 9 місяців тому +1

      I saved myself for marriage but found out I married a trans woman on our wedding night.

    • @thegeneralissimo470
      @thegeneralissimo470 9 місяців тому +3

      Damn, beat me to it.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 9 місяців тому +137

    Imagine if he would've conquered all of the Mediterranean after Persia. He'd be known as "Alexander the Slightly Greater" and that Oliver Stone movie would've been even painfully longer!

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able 9 місяців тому +5

      they gonna need a part 2 for it.

    • @analander9222
      @analander9222 8 місяців тому +2

      There's really no reason to believe the rest of the Mediterranean would fold like Persia. I mean first he need to break through Carthaginian navy at least

  • @anthonyn.7379
    @anthonyn.7379 9 місяців тому +73

    Absolutely love the (possibly unintentional) coordination between History Matters and Jack Rackam on posting Alexander the Great videos on the same day

  • @scriptmonkeys71
    @scriptmonkeys71 8 місяців тому +2

    Feel better soon ❤ aka Take My Money 😊

  • @atminbajs8970
    @atminbajs8970 9 місяців тому +3

    we enjoy all your episodes please dont stop love it

  • @AlexC-ou4ju
    @AlexC-ou4ju 9 місяців тому +345

    Fun fact: My name is Alexander
    Other fun fact: My dad's name is Philip
    less fun fact: I'm 31

    • @orcabeast8006
      @orcabeast8006 9 місяців тому +78

      You’ve only got one year left man…
      R.I.P

    • @wilhelmbuzzkyll
      @wilhelmbuzzkyll 9 місяців тому +58

      You haven’t conquered the world yet so I think you’re safe from bodyguard assassination

    • @bork6506
      @bork6506 9 місяців тому +12

      Soon

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 9 місяців тому +26

      now complete the family and have two sons: one named Alexander and one named Herakles

    • @010101110100
      @010101110100 9 місяців тому +33

      Have you considered backpacking in Central Asia

  • @LOLE_Editz
    @LOLE_Editz 9 місяців тому +187

    Surprised, there isn't a Jack Rackham collab since you two posted the same topic on the same day.

    • @Dyknown
      @Dyknown 9 місяців тому +36

      Something something James Bisonette something something.
      Still that is one strange coinkidink

    • @therwfer
      @therwfer 9 місяців тому +17

      I believe in coincidences, they happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 9 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, I was watching Jack Rackam's (no h) video when this one came up in my notifications. Since neither of them mention the other one, I have to assume it was just a weird coincidence.

    • @Mystral42
      @Mystral42 9 місяців тому

      @@therwfer Garak quote FTW

    • @adlerfranz144
      @adlerfranz144 2 місяці тому

      3​@@MatthewTheWanderer

  • @danielstelmach8456
    @danielstelmach8456 9 місяців тому +7

    Love the video as always!
    Small nerdy correction: after the battle of Leuktra in 371 Sparta lost Messenia and was only half the shown size at 00:37

  • @jonpato
    @jonpato 6 місяців тому +1

    hands down the funniest history content I have ever seen.

  • @justahobbiest
    @justahobbiest 9 місяців тому

    I see someone else is a fan of overlysarcastic productions.
    Incredible that you once again managed to find your niche on such a heavily covered topic,epic as ever!

  • @ObliviAce
    @ObliviAce 9 місяців тому +23

    I love how you're basically referring to alexander's nickname the same way blue from OSP does

  • @Fireborn-o4v
    @Fireborn-o4v 9 місяців тому +143

    If history matters did another video about Albania he would call it "the land where every bunker ever was"
    Edit Alexander the notable is very notable

    • @emmiannon1266
      @emmiannon1266 9 місяців тому +7

      He did a video about albania in relation to its soviet and chinese relations where he mentioned the bunkers

    • @Fireborn-o4v
      @Fireborn-o4v 9 місяців тому +1

      I know but if he did ANOTHER

  • @A-The-Great
    @A-The-Great 9 місяців тому +50

    Cam you do a video about The an lushan rebellion

    • @luket.9113
      @luket.9113 9 місяців тому +7

      That'd be cool. I'm for that.

    • @username.exenotfound2943
      @username.exenotfound2943 9 місяців тому +1

      he used to do 10 mins videos so a 10 min video on the an lushan rebellion would have been great

  • @makikookamoto1938
    @makikookamoto1938 8 місяців тому +3

    Please do a video about the forgotten overseas territories of Sweden!🙏(I'm subbed to you)

  • @throttledan
    @throttledan 9 місяців тому

    This sets up a good background of what was going on in this part of the world at this time, giving interesting context to Oversimplified's ongoing Punic War series.

  • @TheTimurdempire
    @TheTimurdempire 9 місяців тому +14

    I always love your videos man

  • @quandangle9397
    @quandangle9397 9 місяців тому +13

    Could you do a short documentary on Sweden in the great northern war?

  • @tenminutes4876
    @tenminutes4876 9 місяців тому +6

    I've always wondered what the relationship between rome and Alexander was but never thought about it for more than a moment. Ty

    • @TheAdmirableAdmiral
      @TheAdmirableAdmiral 9 місяців тому +2

      Rome was an up and coming backwater and the Greek states were well established. Its why Pyrrhus of Epirus tried to conquer rome and despite winning many victories could never conquer all of southern italy. Also remember a failed expedition to italy is what bankrupted Athens in the Pelopenesian war.
      Italy was to the Greeks what Germany was to the Romans.

    • @ChronosHellas
      @ChronosHellas 8 місяців тому

      @@TheAdmirableAdmiralThe Athenian expedition has nothing to do with Italic tribes nor Rome. The Athenians attacked Syracuse which was Greek.

    • @TheAdmirableAdmiral
      @TheAdmirableAdmiral 8 місяців тому

      @@ChronosHellas hmmm you maybe right. for some reason I assumed Pyrus was associated with the Sicilian expedition but I could be off by a few hundred years. thanks for the perspective.

  • @KeithenX
    @KeithenX 9 місяців тому +1

    😂 I love the he wanted to "Conquer the afterlife!" quote LOL

  • @windhelmguard5295
    @windhelmguard5295 8 місяців тому +1

    there is one reason not mentioned here:
    the greek way of doing war, with a phalanx formation supported by cavalry, was very suitable for fighting in large open plains, where maneuvering such a large, continuous and rigid formation is fairly straightforward.
    which is an issue when you're trying to conquer the Apennine peninsula, which is mostly a land of highlands, hills and valleys.
    another reason is that, while none of the tribes on the Apennine peninsula would have been able to stand against alexanders forces, the prospect of them unifying against him would have been a real threat to him.

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony 9 місяців тому +26

    I like how Alexander's titles steadily escalate.

  • @The_House_Velaryon
    @The_House_Velaryon 9 місяців тому +4

    Could you do a second part where you explain his conquests in the afterlife?

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 9 місяців тому +6

    Alexander, being the giga-chad he was, saw into the future where Rome conquered all.
    He respected the grindset and headed east.

  • @Robert-do3cd
    @Robert-do3cd 9 місяців тому

    You've got the greatest intro on UA-cam.

  • @Krutchly
    @Krutchly 8 місяців тому

    At 0:48 - "Unfortunately for Phillip it was time to get stabbed to death." Still rolling around on the floor with laughter!

  • @13lackhood
    @13lackhood 9 місяців тому +12

    If Alexander had gone west, and conguered italy, do you think we would had seen another succesor state in italy like the once in the east Antigonid Macedonia, Attalid Pergamum, Seleucid Syria, and Ptolemaic Egypt and what would that have changed

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 9 місяців тому +2

      I don't think there would've ever been a Roman Empire if Alexander encountered the Republic.

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 9 місяців тому +1

      You would see a successor Carthage, I doubt Alexander would have resources to take Rome after or the interest.

  • @Eeve3_Lord
    @Eeve3_Lord 9 місяців тому +101

    James Bissonette was too busy advising him

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 9 місяців тому +4

    At least he allowed for the term "Pyrhic Victory" to become a thing for not wanting to go after Rome

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 9 місяців тому +1

    Future video idea: “what happened to the scandinavian settlers of north west england?“

  • @valorz6064
    @valorz6064 2 місяці тому +2

    Alex the Great pretty much decided to stick to punching the guy he knew how to punch

  • @average_rite
    @average_rite 9 місяців тому +7

    I died laughing when you said Alexander the okay😂😂

  • @NeyGeneral
    @NeyGeneral 9 місяців тому +12

    Lol Alexander decided to conquer the afterlife after persia 😭😂 2:24

  • @goldeagle8051
    @goldeagle8051 8 місяців тому +9

    Basically because Rome wasn’t a threat nor a notable power at the time.

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 9 місяців тому +1

    "So, Alexander, why didn't you conquer Rome?" "Where?"

  • @kcaleb
    @kcaleb 9 місяців тому

    Ya know, it's silly how good these videos actually are.

  • @bbcc-p7w
    @bbcc-p7w 8 місяців тому +10

    Short answer. West of greece were only unworthy barbarisns, while east of greece were half-worthy barbarians 😅

  • @ElArgelinoBasado1962
    @ElArgelinoBasado1962 9 місяців тому +4

    Pyrrhus of Epirus kinda tried and was successful,until he wasn't for winning but losing too much,coining the term pyrrhic victory

  • @primesonic4459
    @primesonic4459 9 місяців тому +4

    Because Rome was practically nothing in Italy alone much less compared to the MASSIVE Prize that is the Persian Empire

  • @X64813
    @X64813 9 місяців тому +1

    You tell a greek in 400 B.C. that a tiny trading outpost would one rise to become a superpower that dominates them, they would've laughed at you.
    You tell a Roman in 200 C.E. that the tiny island they conquered in the northeast would one day become the largest sea-spanning empire, they would've laughed at you.
    Incredible the way history plays out.

  • @skyknight1281
    @skyknight1281 7 місяців тому +1

    So the video never really answered the title question.
    Well done. Top notch.

    • @quitlife9279
      @quitlife9279 7 місяців тому

      Yeah it was a terrible video. Idk why no one seems to notice, maybe the content creator has so many fan boys that worship him that the content doesn't even matter anymore, they just want to hear his voice.

    • @neilturner6749
      @neilturner6749 5 місяців тому

      Well I’m guessing the answer “Rome wasn’t a threat at the time so he just didn’t care about it” would’ve made for quite a short film…

    • @mahmed4846
      @mahmed4846 4 місяці тому

      ​@@quitlife9279 Was it? Greeks weren't in much contact until 50 years after Alexander and they didn't see have much support to go west and also that east kept him quite busy
      All in all the real reason seems to be quite boring that didn't know much about rome🤷

    • @shitstorm222
      @shitstorm222 3 місяці тому

      He did. Rome was a minor power at the time and wasn't a threat. It didn't really become a regional power until Pyhrric wars.

  • @ayyyndrew-u
    @ayyyndrew-u 9 місяців тому +7

    What happened to the the Orthodox Church during the Soviet Union?

    • @010101110100
      @010101110100 9 місяців тому +6

      Good question but the answer is kind of boring. They weren’t destroyed but kept p quiet. The CCCP didn’t dare to have anti-Christian pogroms

    • @richardstephens5570
      @richardstephens5570 9 місяців тому

      @@010101110100 Not as boring as you say. In 1995 a Russian commission(Headed by Alexander Yakovlev) stated that 200,000 Russian Orthodox priests, monks and nuns had been killed under Soviet rule. Thousands of churches had been destroyed.

    • @dontsearchdocumentingreali9621
      @dontsearchdocumentingreali9621 8 місяців тому +1

      Nothing changed. Russian patriarch Kiril is a Kgb agent approved by Putin.

  • @TheKyprosGaming
    @TheKyprosGaming 9 місяців тому +8

    Why you pronouncing Philip 00:20, as if his French royalty?

    • @knunk5476
      @knunk5476 5 місяців тому

      The Latin name Philip comes from the Bible, which was a Greek name made famous by Ancient Greek kings like Philip II, the original Greek pronunciation or one close to it is used in this video as well as for the French name, where the beginning of the pronunciation of Philip is close to the Greek root Philo with an emphasis on the vowels and a soft p at the end.

    • @janwillemdewaard354
      @janwillemdewaard354 3 місяці тому

      ​@@knunk5476 well its not really FROM the bible. Its just a generic ancient Greek name Philippus which means lover of horses.

    • @janwillemdewaard354
      @janwillemdewaard354 3 місяці тому

      How would you pronounce it btw?

    • @TheKyprosGaming
      @TheKyprosGaming 3 місяці тому

      @@janwillemdewaard354 phillipos

    • @janwillemdewaard354
      @janwillemdewaard354 3 місяці тому

      @@TheKyprosGaming yeah I guess I'd prefer that too but he's English and they do the short name thing and I guess it could be worse than this

  • @frederickheard2022
    @frederickheard2022 9 місяців тому +3

    TLDR: Asia was the center of the civilized world, and it wasn’t worth anyone’s effort to go conquer the dingy backwaters of Europe.

  • @David_Crayford
    @David_Crayford 9 місяців тому

    The subtle references to death make an interesting change from the normal *thud* =drops to the ground animation= in previous videos.

  • @Miodrag.Vukomanovic
    @Miodrag.Vukomanovic 3 місяці тому +2

    It's because he had beef with the Persians, not the Romans. His thirst for revenge, fueled his ambition to conquer the east. This is why ever since then, the east revolved under the Greek sphere of influence.

  • @charliefarmer4365
    @charliefarmer4365 9 місяців тому +13

    Philip of Macedon: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."
    The Spartans: “If.”

    • @zenzenulous2243
      @zenzenulous2243 9 місяців тому +12

      and then philip invaded and sparta was forced to cede territory, so sparta kinda just talked shit, got hit, and stayed irrelevant until the last gasp of Cleomenes III

    • @DominionSorcerer
      @DominionSorcerer 9 місяців тому +8

      Philip took that if as a personal dare and made the Spartans regret saying it.
      They just had a better PR guy.

    • @thorskjelver8564
      @thorskjelver8564 9 місяців тому +1

      wonder how that went for them

    • @charliefarmer4365
      @charliefarmer4365 9 місяців тому +1

      @@zenzenulous2243 I thought he just… didn’t attack them?

    • @ianpatterson6552
      @ianpatterson6552 9 місяців тому +2

      Hence the word Laconic as Sparta was/is in Laconia.

  • @michaelowino228
    @michaelowino228 9 місяців тому +11

    New video idea: When the British won the 7 years war, why were there more French descended people in Canada than in the regions west of the Appalachian mountains?

    • @ianpatterson6552
      @ianpatterson6552 9 місяців тому

      Cos the latter was but sparsely populated then, the Alleghany Proclamation prevented the 13 colonies from expanding west into ‘Indian’ Country. One of the causes of the War of Independence.

    • @scockery
      @scockery 9 місяців тому

      One does not simply walk into Appalachia. Its Black Peaks are guarded by more than just Indians. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

    • @jakarnilson
      @jakarnilson 9 місяців тому +3

      It was mainly due to the policies of New France. The French government, for more than a century, was focused on transplanting the rural feudal system along the shores of the Saint Lawrence up to the split with the Ottawa river. The lands to the West were left mainly to the fur trade, and thus were not developed further than trading and defensive outposts. The fact that the St. Lawrence was frozen half the year did also hinder the back and forth with the metropole, which slowed down the growth compared to the British colonies further South on the coastline.

  • @taker68
    @taker68 9 місяців тому +3

    But what if Alexander had lived longer? He was only 32. He might have gotten around to Rome at some point.

    • @justguy-4630
      @justguy-4630 4 місяці тому +1

      I think he would have made his way to Asia. By the time Rome gets their sh*t together, Alexander would've been in his 80s but I think it's very rare for them to get to that age at the time.

  • @tytrater2136
    @tytrater2136 3 місяці тому +2

    When I saw the video title I was like “what? Rome was barely a thing in Alexander’s day why would he give a fuck?” It’s like asking why didn’t Hitler invade Iceland 😂

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute 8 місяців тому

    When i need a laugh, I watch one of your shorts, because they are comedic gold.

  • @mattatatatattat8789
    @mattatatatattat8789 9 місяців тому +4

    Why are you calling Phillip "Felipe"? 😭

  • @stratospheric37
    @stratospheric37 9 місяців тому +3

    TLDW: Rome wasn't very important

    • @aleger620
      @aleger620 8 місяців тому

      And main reason, nor very rich too 😂

  • @shrimpisdelicious
    @shrimpisdelicious 9 місяців тому +4

    Boy, Alexander the James Bissonette sure had a lot of titles, didn't he?

  • @NylfaenNoldoreth
    @NylfaenNoldoreth 9 місяців тому +1

    He might have not, but his relative king Pyrrhos of Epirus did try to fight the romans, and actually won, well, kind of. Also, Alexander was a firm believer in his teacher's Aristotle's misconception about the size of Earth, he originally planned to conquer India to it's end, built a fleet there and sail around the (small) round world through the pillars of Hercules back to Macedon, possibly tackling the Romans on his way. But his army would go no further than Indus valley, and he actually punished them in rage by forcing a march through deserts believed to be impassable back to Persia.

  • @Maxfromohio2155
    @Maxfromohio2155 8 місяців тому

    I like how his title was continously getting closer to great

  • @EvelynDayless
    @EvelynDayless 9 місяців тому +7

    Dude conquers half the known world by the time he's 30 and people are like ya but what about the other half?

    • @magnushultgrenhtc
      @magnushultgrenhtc 9 місяців тому +3

      "Conquering the Persian empire is Great, of course, but how about Carthage, sire? You could advance to become Alexander the Fantastic."

  • @technobladeleakedclips1827
    @technobladeleakedclips1827 9 місяців тому +4

    Rome was nothing at this point

  • @nankam
    @nankam 9 місяців тому +7

    Seems like a question for people without even a basic, rough understanding of the timeline of Classical Greece and the Roman Republic.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 9 місяців тому

    You know this channel has been going for a long time when Charles I is a supporter.

  • @GezerGozer
    @GezerGozer 2 місяці тому

    LIvy also talks about it in his History of Rome, he imagines a scenario where Alexander does indeed try to invade Rome, but Livy speculated that Rome would win if such a war would happen.

  • @jhon6378
    @jhon6378 9 місяців тому +5

    James Bisonette ❤

  • @alt1f4
    @alt1f4 9 місяців тому +6

    Brazil

  • @TheJokeKiller
    @TheJokeKiller 7 місяців тому

    "He decided to conquer the afterlife" has to be the most clever way to say "he died" ever imagined.

  • @MrBubblecake
    @MrBubblecake 9 місяців тому

    “He decided he was going to conquer the afterlife” is absolutely outlandish

  • @nobubblegums-1899
    @nobubblegums-1899 9 місяців тому

    The attention to detail with that Epirus flag, man you're goooood

  • @OcarinaSapphr-
    @OcarinaSapphr- 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for this - but I feel this _may_ need a follow up- concise as it was. The strange thing is that- in what has to be the earliest account of a 'what if'/ alt history, being posited by Roman writer, Livy- he concluded that had Alexander invaded, he would ultimately lose.
    I read his reasoning (a lot hinged on alliance with Carthage, I believe), but I also looked at the disposition of Alexander's forces, Rome's lack of a navy to stop any seaborne invasion (hence reliance on Carthage)- what other powers were in the world at this time, & I have to assume a massive bias- because I don't think he would have.
    Had Alexander not fallen ill/ been poisoned, & simply wintered in Babylon before turning his attention to campaign in the West- I truly think he would have stood a good chance.
    And based on his reliable subordinate commanders (Ptolemy, Seleucus et al)- with both their records while Alexander was alive, & the later battles they won- as well as his massive numbers (I therefore don't think Alexander was quite so isolated in command, nor that his Eastern allies would be the hindrance Livy imagines - Alexander was working on integrating them into his forces, to make up for the losses of Macedonians- & they were a rather inexhaustible pool of men to pull from).
    I rather think the writer was using post-fact bias (Rome's conquest of Greece & Macedon- as you said, it occurred well after his death, & the following Wars of the _Daodachi_ ) as justification to suppose what _could_ have been the outcome, from what *was* the outcome- at a *_later_* date & time, **&** under much different circumstances...

  • @mahzarX
    @mahzarX 9 місяців тому

    My god I love this UA-camr.

  • @titojuani20
    @titojuani20 9 місяців тому +2

    If they were to have conquered Rome and west, Greek as a language and an alphabet would become dominant all throughout Europe similar to Latin in our timeline

  • @killer9kid
    @killer9kid 9 місяців тому

    Wonderful video :)) true character development seen from Alexander :))

  • @SvenElven
    @SvenElven 9 місяців тому

    “It was here that he decided to conquer the afterlife” - History Matters still finding new ways to say “he ded”, much respect!