Maki Roll :D :D :D :D I've been one for a while... well, at least in the sense that I write. Also studied it and graduated this year. Still, I do need to write more, but you can't write if you can't live, and you can't do that without a job. :'D _(Also, as a sidenote, so 'bout dat Danganronpa V3 LP?)_ Jext Level Gaming That's what would make it so interesting!
Hey Shaun. Seen you for years on here. First time I’ve ever responded. But your comment just sent a large question through me. I’m a writer too. But when you say you need a job to live... is that true? When I see that. And seen the people all around me. Often it feels like jobs are the very reason people choose not to make the choices that make them feel alive. If the job overtakes the passion. How is that living? Who am I though? I feel like I’m just floating so often. Can you maybe share a writing if that’s not so much to ask? I’ll share one too if you’d like.
Zuko's sister was a raging lunatic who probably died in an insane asylym, and his father was nutcase who thought he could rule the world, yet again, probably dying in some form of prison. Not to mention his uncle, the single most caring and just awesome character in the series, probably died not too long after the first series ended. That, and look at Zuko's face and tell me that Sokka has a more tragic life.
"Are we horrible people?" You've played Cards Against Humanity, Chilled. That automatically makes you horrible people. That also automatically damns your souls for eternity.
Huh I let us think what Chilled and his gang do that makes them *horrible* people... plays card against humanity Betrays their friends... every episode And playing the most evil game ever made in human history, Monopoly.
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) Chilled you know when you play Cards Against Humanity there’s no going back, you’re basically reserving a seat for you in hell
It's actually the Seraphs that judge. ArchAngels are Warmongers and Battle Savvy. Then there's the Cherubs, then the Angels, then the Lesser Angels (Human Souls)
9:54-10:15 that scenario actually happens in the world of fiction. it's in a YA book called Numbers. It's a good read. Very interesting look at this concept. as always chilled, enjoy the content you produced
7:20 Galm said “that’s rough buddy” and all I️ could think of was that scene from Avatar the Last Airbender when Sokka tells Zuko that his girlfriend turned into the moon and his only response is “that’s rough buddy”
If you have the time could you look into playing Doki Doki Literature Club? I don't want to spoil it but it gets realllyyyy good! Also you described types of games you like once and I think this fits the description pretty well.
I would chose Hitler. Despite all wrongs he did, you can't just say that WWII was all bad, otherwise you should stop using a lot of technology and science. There's no bigger boost to that then War. Osama on the other hand is a friggin' annoyance who didn't benefit to much, if anything at all.
1% sure that he is a sociopath, 99% sure that he is just your average Joe. However I'm pretty sure that I'm 100% a Sociopath. Now excuse me while I go watch Lions and Honey Badgers fight.
5% is nothing, I'd take those odds. And the way I interrupted it was that as soon as you get the money, then for that one moment you have a 5% chance of death, and if you live, then you'll have normal life. But it seems like Galm interrupted it as you have a 5% chance of death every day.
MrFredstt I think he meant that every second of your life theres a possibilitt of you dying, so 5% once and living the rest of your life in luxuries is worth it
hey if youre poor and got nothing vs getting 100mil dollars with a chance of me being dead before receiving it AND end my miserable life? Its a win-win situation right there.
If I remember correctly, Chilled did say in a Town of Salem video that he was Hitler....so wouldn’t it just be “Be the parent of ChilledChaos”? I’d love to be Chilled’s dad!
13:17 Adolf Hitler's father died long before he came to power. Also for some reason, Adolf Hitler changed his last name. It would've been Hiedler. And if Adolf's father didn't change his name., Adolf's last name would be Schicklgruber.
You know, now that I realize the question: Be as you are now, or have 100 million dollars with a 5% chance of instant death. My pokemon loving ass would decline that second part of the question. As the saying goes: If it's not 100% accurate it's 50%....
On the Scale of 1 to Nanners, I rate ye as such; Galm: 3.57 Chilled: 6.9 So does the Chilled Cult come with free pasta and steamed broccoli? I'm so joining if it comes with free pasta and broccoli.
TopCraft Gaming No, it's not that, I vaguely remember a movie where people had orange numbers in like alarm clock font floating above their heads, counting the seconds until their death. Maybe it was a video instead of a movie, but I remember seeing it somewhere.
With the parents question, Adolf Hitler's father kinda made him give up art to become a soldier.... So, if anyone is to blame for the Holocaust, it would be Hitler's father aka you
14:13 uh...I'm just gonna leave this here, but.... Hitler went so off the rails because of his father. He did not get along with his father. (Alcoholic, abusive, and always-disappointed father who discouraged Hitler's attempt at an art career). It was his father that ended up unwittingly pushing Hitler to read anti-Semitic tabloids, and commit mass genocide. So, although Germans loved him at first (because he fixed Germany), his father hated him, and his mother died while he was still young......but Bin Laden has his own issues too, I'm just not as informed.
I feel like being in a cage with a Lion and a Honey Badger for 20 seconds wouldn't be that bad because they will probably be to busy fighting each other and depending on what type of cage it is I could possibly just climb up the sides of it away from the fight.
I actually admire how much GaLm values his dignity (until something better comes along) and Chilled, I woulda just said to her 'No they aren't, you's got one right 'ere'
Also, with the whole Bin Laden vs Hitler thing, not getting into what either did, but Hitler was a much better/more influential Public Speaker (imo). Again, not getting into the evil either did, just looking at their respective speeches & whatnot.
I would also go to the dentist, in my defense I have had a lot of dental work done; 8 years braces, 2 implants, 1 root canal, 2 gum burns, wisdom teeth removed, 5 fillings tons of x-rays, 3 molds made from my mouth. After all this I rather keep them in tip top shape and I'm the guy that doesn't show up to his college football games cause League of legends had double ip that weekend
"his goals were bigger, although they were awful goals". Not really. His goals, in their essence, was to make the world a stronger and better place. The way he went about doing it was by trying to eliminate weakness, (I.E killing millions of disabled and elderly and basically anyone he deemed unworthy) which is awful. But the goal itself was not.
parent of Hitler or Bin Laden? Hitler 100% for me. Galm's argument is that he lives in more modern times so its more convenient living, he forgets about the place though. I would much rather live in Austria then Iraq or Iran or whatever.
For the Adolf vs Osama parents question it would be way better to be Osama's parent because at the time when Hitler's parents would be alive you'd have to live through the Great Depression and likely 2 world wars. I ain't want that shit.
For the cat vs puppy one, I would definently go with cat. Mainly because it says cat instead of kitten. That cat could be very old and about to die anyways, so you'd just be putting it down. Yes it'd be sad, but the old lady would have time to come to terms with the loss. Plus, a puppy still has its full life ahead of them! I couldn't take that away!
lions are (basically, not quite, but basically.) giant stray cats, as long as you leave em alone, give em space, (cause they didn't say how big the cage was mind you.) and they ain't hungry, you should be okay. now the honey badger, i've never seen one nor have i ever seen it angry so i wouldn't know its reaction but from what i've heard they seem to be fairly territorial, and mean so the honey badger might scuff you up, but the lion...ehhh...
I agree with Galm’s decision to kill an old lady’s cat. If anyone who has watched Criminal Minds will know what will happen if you killed the little girl’s puppy.
I agree with chilled on the dolphin vs unicorn bit. I mean, my brain doesn't automatically go "the worst thing a dolphin can do is rape me, but if I kill a unicorn they have fairies backing them up" I literally don't have to think. I am like, sorry little dolphin, but there is no way in hell I am killing a legit unicorn...
These guys are stupid, 1. The lion could be sleeping and it might not even be hungry, 2. If you kill a unicorn, you've killed the only one ever known to man, so you murder the dolphin bro
Chilled missed the easy decision: Pick knowing the exact time and place of death of everyone around you, start an insurance company
...You dastardly genius.
You're a mastermind
You Maniacal fuck and insane master mind
at the CCCF we know how, when and where to fuck you over!
You could also be about to get on a plane and see that everyone on it dies in 20 mins and opt not to get on the plane with them. ;)
Galm choosing the 5% chance was rather unexpected, I figured he's played enough X-Com not to trust it.
*Gun is literally half a inch in a aliens face and your soldier shoots 5 feet behind him*
GaLm: place and time of death
His house, july 30 ,2046 12:17 am
Cause of death: stroke from 1 to many bullshit rounds in XCOM 29 limited edition
99% chance to hit, Misses, WHAT THE HECK nooooooo.
O.o Xcom... you monster!
thats xcom baby
As a writer, I'd rather have my hands.
Plus, I feel like it'd be an interesting/book-worthy experience when you get followed by a fat dude.
StormShaun I thought you were the Herald Of ChilledChaos and Overlord of the Basement. Since when did you become a writer? (I want to buy your books)
A NAKED fat man, Shaun. You can't forget the naked part xD
Maki Roll :D :D :D :D I've been one for a while... well, at least in the sense that I write. Also studied it and graduated this year. Still, I do need to write more, but you can't write if you can't live, and you can't do that without a job. :'D _(Also, as a sidenote, so 'bout dat Danganronpa V3 LP?)_
Jext Level Gaming That's what would make it so interesting!
Hey Shaun. Seen you for years on here. First time I’ve ever responded. But your comment just sent a large question through me. I’m a writer too. But when you say you need a job to live... is that true?
When I see that. And seen the people all around me. Often it feels like jobs are the very reason people choose not to make the choices that make them feel alive.
If the job overtakes the passion. How is that living?
Who am I though? I feel like I’m just floating so often.
Can you maybe share a writing if that’s not so much to ask? I’ll share one too if you’d like.
"Thats rough buddy"
who else thought of Zuko
Illusive Man "My girlfriend turned into the moon."
Zuko's sister was a raging lunatic who probably died in an insane asylym, and his father was nutcase who thought he could rule the world, yet again, probably dying in some form of prison. Not to mention his uncle, the single most caring and just awesome character in the series, probably died not too long after the first series ended. That, and look at Zuko's face and tell me that Sokka has a more tragic life.
His uncle lived on in the spirit world and his sister kinda helped him become a better ruler in the comics
“All my friends are dead.” “Well, you’ll probably be next!”
cbwtk "Anthony, all my friends are dead"
Chilled: "Should I push you to the edge?"
imagine the time of death one, and all your friends have like the same data
"Are we horrible people?"
You've played Cards Against Humanity, Chilled. That automatically makes you horrible people. That also automatically damns your souls for eternity.
Huh I let us think what Chilled and his gang do that makes them *horrible* people...
plays card against humanity
Betrays their friends... every episode
And playing the most evil game ever made in human history, Monopoly.
Soooo...no shot of redemption?
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) Chilled you know when you play Cards Against Humanity there’s no going back, you’re basically reserving a seat for you in hell
Luckily I've only played that discount free version of CaH. Heheheh...
It's actually the Seraphs that judge. ArchAngels are Warmongers and Battle Savvy. Then there's the Cherubs, then the Angels, then the Lesser Angels (Human Souls)
4:36
Be a tragic hero
Or
Shape the kid to be Batman by the tragically killing their parents
Nablis The Saiyan Time Patroller oh. God.
It's either become Batman or potentially make multiple Batmen.
Basically, do want to be Batman or Joe Chill.
So... become Mr.Glass . Kill people to make a hero.
9:54-10:15 that scenario actually happens in the world of fiction. it's in a YA book called Numbers. It's a good read. Very interesting look at this concept. as always chilled, enjoy the content you produced
DojoMasta also a Nickleback music video lol
DojoMasta i read that
the bible wow!
DojoMasta fucking loved that series
I love how Galm tried to bring up the save people's lifes thing. lovely how that was always expected in the books and actually was the cause.
Don't worry Chilled most of us are horrible people when you really look at it XD
7:20 Galm said “that’s rough buddy” and all I️ could think of was that scene from Avatar the Last Airbender when Sokka tells Zuko that his girlfriend turned into the moon and his only response is “that’s rough buddy”
Chilled, you already have a cult following.
Disciple of Shaun hence your name
*gasp* How does one become his disciple?
7:08 "Thats rough buddy" fucking killed me
Chilled wanted to let you know to avoid I-95 on December 12, 2026. Your welcome.
o.o
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) and tell Jess to order the chicken next Wednesday.
oh meh gurd, chilled arrest this mans man, he knows too much XD
Am I the only one who immediately went "Death Note" at 8:30 in this video?
"Kill a popular well known dolphin..." Seananners?
Sterling Hiltabrand well he has murdered him multiple times infront of thousands of children 😂
Actually it said well beloved
Just gonna let Glammy know... When Honey Badgers attack men, they immediately go for the testes
egoarmyic 20 seconds you can act big and try to stall
cole s yeah... Honey Badgers don’t care. Neither do lions. Ten seconds you might get out fine, but if it’s twenty, you’re losing something
Well it's the same when they attack male Lion's too. However there were no rules about having armor on.
You're missing the fact that the lion and the honey badger would probably fight each other first.
SirPerfectful Exactly.
IM FINALLY EARLY!! love you chilled!
Fun fact, the national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn.
5% chance of dying instantly for a shit ton of money? sounds like a win win situation here.
I was thinking that the chance of death could be caused by the money falling on you and having a 95% chance of surviving that
Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you.
Me: Isn't that the music video of nicklebacks savin me?
Shiba Inu / Ethan get out 👉
Galm: yeah you could save people's lives-
Chilled: no, no, no, I'm gonna be the grim reaper
I have to agree with Chilled and in the immortal words of Ollivanders, "He did great things, terrible yes, but GREAT".
6:56 I've seen Elfen Lied D: i wouldn't want to create another Lucy.
Why dose chilled look like he’s fading out of existence
That whole conversation about knowing when people are going to die reminds me of that show Medium.
Tim003 it reminded me of a nickleback music video.
That’s what I was thinking of. Those glasses fucked her up that episode.
Murdered parents vs murder parents? So basically be Batman or be Joe Chill. XD
Chilled. I literally just got broken up with.. Watching this.. It helped alot. It made me smile, laugh, and just be happy. Thank you so much
If you have the time could you look into playing Doki Doki Literature Club? I don't want to spoil it but it gets realllyyyy good! Also you described types of games you like once and I think this fits the description pretty well.
I would chose Hitler. Despite all wrongs he did, you can't just say that WWII was all bad, otherwise you should stop using a lot of technology and science. There's no bigger boost to that then War. Osama on the other hand is a friggin' annoyance who didn't benefit to much, if anything at all.
Grandmas friends are dead your answer that's rough buddy
6:10 you should have paused between "girl" and "'s puppy"
just to get a reaction from Galm
So I'm 90% sure Chilled might be a sociopath
1% sure that he is a sociopath, 99% sure that he is just your average Joe.
However I'm pretty sure that I'm 100% a Sociopath. Now excuse me while I go watch Lions and Honey Badgers fight.
Im 90% sure ur a fat fuck
with the sucking hobos toe and the cage with lion and honey badger it doesn't say you cant bring a gun into the cage with me
Faery back up😂
From where, the *Faery*
Bureau of investigation.
For osama you can say sum shit like "well my son scarred amereica for life"
If you were in a cage with a badger and a lion they would fight eachother and you could jump to the top of the cage while they fight to the death
Would you kill a well known Dolphin
*Nanners Enters*
4:09 basically being Barry Alan or Eobord Thong
I really hope that the reverse flashes name is not spelled like the name of very skinny, sexy underwear
eobord thong" XD hahahahaha!!
Lmao just realized I spelt his name wrong
Logan Paul foreshadowing
At 8:25. Anyone else instantly think of Death Note? Shinigami eyes. Lol.
I think we ALL know the answer to the question in the title.
5% is nothing, I'd take those odds. And the way I interrupted it was that as soon as you get the money, then for that one moment you have a 5% chance of death, and if you live, then you'll have normal life. But it seems like Galm interrupted it as you have a 5% chance of death every day.
MrFredstt I think he meant that every second of your life theres a possibilitt of you dying, so 5% once and living the rest of your life in luxuries is worth it
I took it as a 5 percent of death every day. Starts the moment you get the money, and every 24 hours, you get a 5 percent chance of death.
if you've played Xcom you know 5% means more of 70 or more %
hey if youre poor and got nothing vs getting 100mil dollars with a chance of me being dead before receiving it AND end my miserable life?
Its a win-win situation right there.
If I remember correctly, Chilled did say in a Town of Salem video that he was Hitler....so wouldn’t it just be “Be the parent of ChilledChaos”? I’d love to be Chilled’s dad!
The answer to your question is yes...
5:17 you might be right, it is the national creature of Scotland. Just google "scotland national animal".
we'll never find out what galm said at 8:05 lol.
No I wouldn’t rather
The honey badger would eat the Lion's ass and survive for 20 seconds at least.
"5% Chance isn't very likely."
Someone hasn't played enough Fire Emblem...
Around 11:00-sounds pretty familiar (wink(death note( double wink)))
jesus galm...that was dark
Love this game so much, id love to see a "team version" of this, with 5/6 people
8:24 thats a hell of a conversation
Knowing Galm’s XCOM series he’d probably get that 5% instant death.
beloved dolphin or a unicorn? so I am either killing Seananners or a my little pony character... well the choice is obvious. KILL THE UNICORN!
13:17 Adolf Hitler's father died long before he came to power.
Also for some reason, Adolf Hitler changed his last name. It would've been Hiedler. And if Adolf's father didn't change his name., Adolf's last name would be Schicklgruber.
9:50
He just explained the plot of Atlus's Devil Survivor game.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that chilled pretty much glorified Hitler for about 5 minutes??😂😂😂
"Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you." Kind of reminds me of the Nickelback music video, Savin Me.
One would think that with Galm's experience of 90%+ in XCOM that he'd know how much 95% can still screw you over xD
You know, now that I realize the question: Be as you are now, or have 100 million dollars with a 5% chance of instant death.
My pokemon loving ass would decline that second part of the question. As the saying goes: If it's not 100% accurate it's 50%....
13:15 so Golm would rather be associated with the guy responsible for 9/11/01 hmm okay! Lol
On the Scale of 1 to Nanners, I rate ye as such;
Galm: 3.57
Chilled: 6.9
So does the Chilled Cult come with free pasta and steamed broccoli?
I'm so joining if it comes with free pasta and broccoli.
I just noticed something: Chilled, why is your facecam video mirrored/reversed?
4:09 - 4:45 Sucks to be you, Batman! You just got... Joe _Chilled!_
About the seeing numbers above others head... isn't there a movie about that?
If you find out, let me know, that sounds sick
Thaanks mate
TopCraft Gaming No, it's not that, I vaguely remember a movie where people had orange numbers in like alarm clock font floating above their heads, counting the seconds until their death. Maybe it was a video instead of a movie, but I remember seeing it somewhere.
I figured out what it was. It's the music video for Saving Me by Nickelback.
Well in another thread I saw someone mention one of nickelbacks music videos
The timer idea... I swear you got that thought from a Nickelback video.
Hmmmmm galm chilled i think were having realality check with personality check you devil people
So Chilled would rather be Joker than Batman. Interesting.
3:00 am??
Who cares about sleep when you can watch chilled's videos all night.
With the parents question, Adolf Hitler's father kinda made him give up art to become a soldier.... So, if anyone is to blame for the Holocaust, it would be Hitler's father aka you
I'd so be Bin Laden's patents. He's from the Bin Laden steel family, I'd be so rich!
14:13 uh...I'm just gonna leave this here, but.... Hitler went so off the rails because of his father. He did not get along with his father. (Alcoholic, abusive, and always-disappointed father who discouraged Hitler's attempt at an art career). It was his father that ended up unwittingly pushing Hitler to read anti-Semitic tabloids, and commit mass genocide. So, although Germans loved him at first (because he fixed Germany), his father hated him, and his mother died while he was still young......but Bin Laden has his own issues too, I'm just not as informed.
I feel like being in a cage with a Lion and a Honey Badger for 20 seconds wouldn't be that bad because they will probably be to busy fighting each other and depending on what type of cage it is I could possibly just climb up the sides of it away from the fight.
Align yourself with the Honeybadger, it will make the lion it's bitch and you are fine xD
Tbh I’d rather keep my hands not for video games but for you know...hehe
I actually admire how much GaLm values his dignity (until something better comes along) and Chilled, I woulda just said to her 'No they aren't, you's got one right 'ere'
Was that 95% chance of surviving XCOM odds?
What to say when someone says 'All my friends are dead'?
Simple, you say 'That means that you've won.'. :D
Also, with the whole Bin Laden vs Hitler thing, not getting into what either did, but Hitler was a much better/more influential Public Speaker (imo). Again, not getting into the evil either did, just looking at their respective speeches & whatnot.
I would also go to the dentist, in my defense I have had a lot of dental work done; 8 years braces, 2 implants, 1 root canal, 2 gum burns, wisdom teeth removed, 5 fillings tons of x-rays, 3 molds made from my mouth. After all this I rather keep them in tip top shape and I'm the guy that doesn't show up to his college football games cause League of legends had double ip that weekend
"his goals were bigger, although they were awful goals".
Not really. His goals, in their essence, was to make the world a stronger and better place.
The way he went about doing it was by trying to eliminate weakness, (I.E killing millions of disabled and elderly and basically anyone he deemed unworthy) which is awful.
But the goal itself was not.
parent of Hitler or Bin Laden? Hitler 100% for me. Galm's argument is that he lives in more modern times so its more convenient living, he forgets about the place though. I would much rather live in Austria then Iraq or Iran or whatever.
Idk if it’s just me but Galm’s eyes reminds me of Brock from Pokémon
For the Adolf vs Osama parents question it would be way better to be Osama's parent because at the time when Hitler's parents would be alive you'd have to live through the Great Depression and likely 2 world wars. I ain't want that shit.
7:24
My girlfriend turned into the moon
Galm: that's rough bud
Lions and honeybadgers hate eachother. If you stay clear theyll probobly square up while you ride out the clock
Women's sports. Handball and volleyball where it's at.
omg i can't believe i laughed at chill's grandma. Am i horrible now?
I'm having horrible de ja vu (probably butchered how that's spelled) but I swear to God that I've seen this video before ughhhh
Sorry all your friends are dead Ruth! I'm sure Hutch will comfort you.
For the cat vs puppy one, I would definently go with cat. Mainly because it says cat instead of kitten. That cat could be very old and about to die anyways, so you'd just be putting it down. Yes it'd be sad, but the old lady would have time to come to terms with the loss. Plus, a puppy still has its full life ahead of them! I couldn't take that away!
I would totally pick being in a cage with a honey badger and a lion for 20 seconds. They would be to busy fighting each other to notice me.
lions are (basically, not quite, but basically.) giant stray cats, as long as you leave em alone, give em space, (cause they didn't say how big the cage was mind you.) and they ain't hungry, you should be okay. now the honey badger, i've never seen one nor have i ever seen it angry so i wouldn't know its reaction but from what i've heard they seem to be fairly territorial, and mean so the honey badger might scuff you up, but the lion...ehhh...
I agree with Galm’s decision to kill an old lady’s cat. If anyone who has watched Criminal Minds will know what will happen if you killed the little girl’s puppy.
I'd chose to be Osama Bin laden's parent, because Hitler's parents were cousins
I agree with chilled on the dolphin vs unicorn bit. I mean, my brain doesn't automatically go "the worst thing a dolphin can do is rape me, but if I kill a unicorn they have fairies backing them up" I literally don't have to think. I am like, sorry little dolphin, but there is no way in hell I am killing a legit unicorn...
There's actually a book about seeing peoples death's, i wish i remebered what it was called.
1:13 it says at ALL times Chilled :P
A new naked fat guy would just take his place! :D
That Bolshevik comment insert by Galm made me choke. 😂 gotta handle that life with care!
These guys are stupid, 1. The lion could be sleeping and it might not even be hungry, 2. If you kill a unicorn, you've killed the only one ever known to man, so you murder the dolphin bro