I have rarely heard a man say he wants a perfect wife. One who is reasonably attractive, agreeable, respectful and helpful is sufficient for most men. And most men cannot find her.
Quite true... I actually meet a lot of these "ideal" traits. I'm up by 5:20 for my job. Home after the job. I workout, I rarely spend money without considering my options. I usually don't do a lot because I was saving my money for my future home and wife.... AND LO AND BEHOLD.... There are not many who give a damn....
FACTS! Most women now spend their 20's "finding themselves" while dating (getting addicted to the early stage butterflies and enjoying the variety of sex) and then at 30-35 they settle down with a good man and get bored because stability isn't exciting. Divorce rates are sky high because women favour short term excitement over stability and family values.
@@casperinsight3524 well after my ex kicked me out of the house I was paying for and I was broke and sleeping in the bed I was in when I was in HS to get rest so I could go work everyday to pay for the divorce? I did notice the sound of something I could not make it out right away. It turned out to be silence with no one bitching at me when I woke up. Do you mean something like that? Then yes.
Humor is so good for the soul. Thank you. And to you lady; your demeanor, your reactions to the jokes, your wonderful smiles and you keep yourself so fit.❤
We also call a man that can do all of that for himself a confirmed bachelor… That would be me… By the way, most of us can do all of those things for ourselves, and we frequently do. Women frequently state that they don’t need a man, but it’s really the other way around.
@@turquoiseheart6320 Not to put too fine a point on it, but everything you see when you walk out the door in the morning, was invented, created in some way, manufactured, produced, and is maintained by a man.
The perfect husband for me is someone who knows how to listen and will know what the relationship needs and will make choices that will be good for himself so that he could be happy and healthy so that we could be together for a long time. 😊
@@peteroz7332I think it's kinda sad. Think about it all you have is 8 minutes of the internet that's it. And with all the information at our fingertips that in another time would've only been for kings queen's and the like. This THIS is what you do???
Not hardly. It's just her expression. Or maybe saying these kind of channels are just amazing really means you're having bad internet day.@@unionse7en
@@scapegoat1313 you make a good point but not all are narcissists. Some are just goofy and maybe trying to make a buck. There's some that are easy to watch.
@@scapegoat1313Everytime I find an interesting speech about men and women and stuff on YT/TikTok there's a stranger (whose only accomplishment was buying a camera) covering half of the screen and making stupid faces, and me who's like "who the hell are you? I'm here for the audio, not for you"
I hope those men in prison get to see this. Oh yea, there are perfect wives there too. They obey and do what they are told without question, do their own laundry, keep their house clean, are polite, don't talk back and spend 8 hours in bed everyday.
Darn. I have watched a lot of the videos she stars in and am enchanted by her and her happy personality. I dreamed about what a great wife she would be. But alas, I only meet 2 of her 16 requirements but am not in prison.
@@shellirk2819 Yes I do - I clean my own room and do my own laundry. Of course, after marriage, I would hope for a little help with the laundry. It's just the other 14 I have trouble with. But one never finds a perfect match. She's not perfect either. Hardly ever says anything. Oh, wait, that might be a plus. But what dark secrets is she hiding?
In bed at 9:00pm ?? I’m usually just putting up the tractor at that time. Then I gotta shower and eat my dinner. Watch a movie with a tall glass of ice tea. Before bed. And the Cows need milking at 4:30am. Breakfast at 6:30 am and back in the fields by 7:00am
I love your jokes. They are hilarious. I just kill myself laughing over every one of them that I watch, which is great because I have needed a laugh lately. I've been really down. I am a C5 quadriplegic who has been bedridden for the last decade, and my mental health is not good lately, but the more I watch this, laughter is always good, right? LOL, I also must say your wife has the most beautiful eyes and smile, and no, I'm not hitting on her. I think her eyes and smile and laughter make the joke a hell of a lot better, although I'd like to see her do the same thing to you! LOL
Genius freaking joke. Absolute gold. Never saw it coming!!!
I thought he was going to say “in a Catholic monastery”.
I was thinking in the old folks homes
At first The cow was listening, then said" I heard this one already" and went back to grazing🤣🤣
😂. Went back and watched it to see if the video meet your description and it does. Lol.
Not everyone has been to prison or worked in prison to know how TRUE this is. jmho
Is it possible to clone Joelle? Her smile alone would be enough to get my heart beating every morning!
You are so right
Her definition of the perfect husband didn't sound like she wanted a husband it sounded like she wanted a pet
Truthfully it's what lib women want
A pet that even feeds itself.
No mention of sex
@user-AllenE Once married, that no longer happens frequently, anyway.
I'd feel sorry for her Pet!
I have rarely heard a man say he wants a perfect wife. One who is reasonably attractive, agreeable, respectful and helpful is sufficient for most men. And most men cannot find her.
Aww…
You are correct.
Quite true... I actually meet a lot of these "ideal" traits.
I'm up by 5:20 for my job. Home after the job. I workout, I rarely spend money without considering my options. I usually don't do a lot because I was saving my money for my future home and wife.... AND LO AND BEHOLD.... There are not many who give a damn....
@@gawarlock4148 Just asking but are you in prison? LOL
@@kregg-hy4gi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kinda...I am a teacher! I'm just kidding. I really love my job. It is fun. But I can now see the comparison! LOL
I used to date a woman named Ruth. Since we broke up I've been ruthless.
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂
Thank you. My first chuckle of the day.
Nice.
That's exactly the kind of husbands wives cheat on, because they're "boring".
Some women choose Peace over chaos
Absolutely right.
FACTS! Most women now spend their 20's "finding themselves" while dating (getting addicted to the early stage butterflies and enjoying the variety of sex) and then at 30-35 they settle down with a good man and get bored because stability isn't exciting. Divorce rates are sky high because women favour short term excitement over stability and family values.
@@casperinsight3524rare when they're under 40
That exact Husband I had (in prison) and still he Cheated on me
A man before marriage is incomplete. After he marries, he’s finished.😂😂
You mean he is completely finished?
Define finished, please. At 53 yrs of marriage, frau n i LONG from being 'finished' 😉
He's only Finish , if his roots are from Finland right ✅️ 😏 😉 😤 😀
Maybe finished but the divorce court still has to dissect the remains. LOL
Mike and Joelle are perfect for each other. Love them❤
"In prison." Really funny!!!
Yes.... that's marriage
He is there alright
Has anyone experienced a relationship where their household felt like a prison?
@@casperinsight3524 well after my ex kicked me out of the house I was paying for and I was broke and sleeping in the bed I was in when I was in HS to get rest so I could go work everyday to pay for the divorce? I did notice the sound of something I could not make it out right away. It turned out to be silence with no one bitching at me when I woke up. Do you mean something like that? Then yes.
Humor is so good for the soul. Thank you. And to you lady; your demeanor, your reactions to the jokes, your wonderful smiles and you keep yourself so fit.❤
We also call a man that can do all of that for himself a confirmed bachelor… That would be me…
By the way, most of us can do all of those things for ourselves, and we frequently do. Women frequently state that they don’t need a man, but it’s really the other way around.
It's both ways around. It just takes the right person who can live by themselves. Personally it's my preference.
@@turquoiseheart6320
Not to put too fine a point on it, but everything you see when you walk out the door in the morning, was invented, created in some way, manufactured, produced, and is maintained by a man.
@@kenriehl7852, not "everything" outside is maintained by man. What about the sun, moon, stars?
Lol here here... I'm 54 no kids and straight 👍been single most of my life. Total years of marriage 7. Married twice lol what can I say.. lol
You do know this is a JOKE right?
😂 you’re so right Rabbi
As a CO, this is hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂
Are you a Commanding Officer ? Explain please.
@@christopher5585yes. That's what he meant.
Corrections Officer.
@@architakumar2579lol
@@ryanjordan7268 Well, that is correct.
That is hilarious. Also, I love this ladies reaction because she knows that the description of this "perfect" husband is just silly.
That is a beautiful place to be.
Thanks for sharing your life and the great jokes.
Beautiful honey. I love how funny the outcome to the joke. I love your laughs, giggle, and you. ❤❤❤
I find this lady enticing and adorable !…
The perfect husband for me is someone who knows how to listen and will know what the relationship needs and will make choices that will be good for himself so that he could be happy and healthy so that we could be together for a long time. 😊
Well I'm right here.....
She is a joy to watch during the videos.Very pretty too!
There is no such man to be a perfect husband. Similarly, the opposite is also true. ❤
I LOVE their home, it looks like paradise
U till u want to just walk to get the basics like toilet paper and u have to walk 75mins to n fro. Or the gym or pharmacy
Kiwiland.
Great comedy....keep it going!
Based on the reality of life..Lol!😂
That’s a really cute girl!
That’s really accurate! convicts are the only mens that fit that list!! 😂😂😂
That description is almost the exact description of my Husband (he spends more than 7mins online)....got me a Winner ladies.🤩
That is my exact description. I am no retired.
I came here for the legs and she definitely has deluxe drumsticks!! I need a Time Machine. Thanks!
What I'd give to live like this. That's a scene straight out of a Ghibli film.
Beautiful country. Y'all are always so funny. Thanks for always making me 😂 😂
😂😂 Rabbi Y.Y. ❤
I was already thinking she was describing a prison inmate by the time she mentioned the time spent in the library.
Love is kissing in the morning despite being warned of bad breath.
I guess love for you is just disgusting😅
Women kiss their dogs in the mouth but not their husbands. I wonder why ...
@@noctis129 Second to myself the dog might be better.
No. Love is brushing and rinsing so your partner doesn’t have to smell your disgusting mouth.
@@robertdees2150 who else been in her mouth 😂😂
This was the best one yet.
One of the prettiest girl on You Tube!❤
I have never been to prison, but I do all those things.
so you've spent your daily web allowance on this short and comment? 🤔😲
wow, impressive.. I applaud you 👏👏👍💪
@@peteroz7332I think it's kinda sad. Think about it all you have is 8 minutes of the internet that's it. And with all the information at our fingertips that in another time would've only been for kings queen's and the like. This THIS is what you do???
@@peteroz7332Wow😂😂😂
Is your real name Don Quixote? Not donkey o thee.
You must be single
What a beautiful setting ❤
Most of those ' perfect ' husbands
gave their lives in service of their country.
Light a candle 🕯 for them
on Memorial Day.
Her expressions to these are great
oh yeah these kind of channels are just amazing lol, smh
@@scapegoat1313 Havin an anger issue or something there ? There's really nuthin here to get so uptight about.
Not hardly. It's just her expression. Or maybe saying these kind of channels are just amazing really means you're having bad internet day.@@unionse7en
@@scapegoat1313 you make a good point but not all are narcissists. Some are just goofy and maybe trying to make a buck. There's some that are easy to watch.
@@scapegoat1313Everytime I find an interesting speech about men and women and stuff on YT/TikTok there's a stranger (whose only accomplishment was buying a camera) covering half of the screen and making stupid faces, and me who's like "who the hell are you? I'm here for the audio, not for you"
"That's the perfect husband, Rabbi Why Why.."
His cadence cracks me up lol. 😂😂
So you just stare at the camera. What a talent!
Agreed. Doesn't take much, I guess.
This is what women bring to the internet, yep.
Doesn't sound like a husband sounds like a single grown male
sounds like someone in prison or in a monastery
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that really was a good joke 👍
Damn you live in a beautiful place
Great ! ! Best one I've ever heard . 😊
😂 this is very true... punch at the end
I absolutely love it ❤
We'll just open the Fantasy Shop by reaching our hand into the Dream World that doesn't exist.
I hope those men in prison get to see this. Oh yea, there are perfect wives there too. They obey and do what they are told without question, do their own laundry, keep their house clean, are polite, don't talk back and spend 8 hours in bed everyday.
Out in the wild, the perfect wife or woman who would make the perfect wife has a nickname - Unicorn!
Don't talk back?? Lol , 🤣😂🤣😂
sl@ves are like that too
So if that’s the case, then why are they in prison?
So she wants her man to work AND do the housework
I got A VERY GOOD QUESTION
What do I get in return if I'm doing everything
This one definitely deserved a follow! That was gr8! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Love ❣️ them country girls
The rabbi was right … every woman want something different in a partner.
Right on point.
He nailed it!
Such lovely footage!
I always like her reaction ❤
Wow, so true....
I like this guys posts of his beautiful wife who laughs at his humor.
GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!
This is literally me 😂
Are u in the army?
Darn. I have watched a lot of the videos she stars in and am enchanted by her and her happy personality. I dreamed about what a great wife she would be.
But alas, I only meet 2 of her 16 requirements but am not in prison.
Dang it! I'm sorry for you...😔
She's married... you don't meet _any_ of her requirements! 🤣 Just razzin ya. 😉
@@shellirk2819 Yes I do - I clean my own room and do my own laundry. Of course, after marriage, I would hope for a little help with the laundry. It's just the other 14 I have trouble with. But one never finds a perfect match.
She's not perfect either. Hardly ever says anything. Oh, wait, that might be a plus. But what dark secrets is she hiding?
It's not her, it's a woman who the Rabbi is speaking about!😮
@@CTMagnus You are right. Shame on me for thinking JoJo was like that. Thank you. I still have a chance after her divorce.
The perfect husband...😂😂😂
Gee, I wish.....😂😂😂
😂😂, true,
In bed at 9:00pm ?? I’m usually just putting up the tractor at that time. Then I gotta shower and eat my dinner. Watch a movie with a tall glass of ice tea. Before bed. And the Cows need milking at 4:30am. Breakfast at 6:30 am and back in the fields by 7:00am
That's a good one. Thank you for the laugh.
I was thinking 🤔 a Priest or a Rabbi. But yes in Prison. Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😄
Joelle's reaction to this is awesome.
She is so hilarious. 😂😂😂
Hahahahaha real Eric without remotes Doll
Great skit.
Jojo that's the one cow that is always looking at you and his ready to eat the water melon from your hand. Remember her markings.
She didn't laugh at that joke. Just smiled. Truth controls. 😂
That's a real good one❤
😂😆😆😆👍👍🍺🇺🇸
Thank you Rabbi for that answer 😎👍
She asked and received a wonderful answer
I couldn't help but laugh at the end.
Joelle's smile, chronic, is the perfect woman
That man that the women described is me. But I'm happily married
Your acts are so funny, you are so pretty , God bless you and your family 🌞
The perfect wife ❤
Makes me think of that scene in Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor is describing the T800 as the perfect father.
With jollie smiling make me feal good she ossim Mike tell the story make her smile.
That's the voice of Rabbi YY Jacobson. Great person.
omg.. this is too funny for so many reasons...
hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha, TOO D-A-M-N FUNNY AND TRUE UNFORTUNATELY
You are so correct my friend 😂
😂😂😂.
That's a hilarious one👌👌
Your wife would be so cool in A Viking type of movie she would play the perfect Viking character
I love your jokes. They are hilarious. I just kill myself laughing over every one of them that I watch, which is great because I have needed a laugh lately. I've been really down. I am a C5 quadriplegic who has been bedridden for the last decade, and my mental health is not good lately, but the more I watch this, laughter is always good, right? LOL, I also must say your wife has the most beautiful eyes and smile, and no, I'm not hitting on her. I think her eyes and smile and laughter make the joke a hell of a lot better, although I'd like to see her do the same thing to you! LOL
The perfect husband should never give his wife everything she wants. She needs incentive to be the PERFECT wife.
Well, that was a long walk on a windy beach to a well stocked cafe that turned out to be closed.
Bloody close to the truth as well. 😂
Loved his answer😅😅😅😅😅😅
Absolutely Mike. 😂🤣
In prison... We don't do our own Laundry 🧺
Lol🤔☝️😂
D'OH!🤪🤣
Google is is trying to translate D'oh to English.. ROTFLMAO!
You guys must have the cleanest house ever.
Pretty damn good punch line.
I dont fit until the past part. 🤣
Another reason to stay single....you want unconditional love and loyalty?.....adopt a dog🐕
Thug love, thug love
That’s about right! 😂😂