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  • @SVNiii-s2f
    @SVNiii-s2f  22 дні тому +1

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  • @thearlomusic
    @thearlomusic 21 день тому +108

    Sounds like Rachel was trying to help him out

    • @blacklight1104
      @blacklight1104 21 день тому +10

      Or take him for herself

    • @andrewd7112
      @andrewd7112 16 днів тому +4

      Sounds like Rachel's trying to hurt Jessica. Maybe revenge. Maybe Jessica stole Rachel's crush.

  • @Fuzmonster59
    @Fuzmonster59 21 день тому +98

    Everyone remembers their first.
    But who remembers their 41st?

    • @Fuzmonster59
      @Fuzmonster59 8 днів тому

      @Memsandro Only for fun, not for your wife or girlfriend.

  • @danielhall6477
    @danielhall6477 13 днів тому +11

    2:48 "Maybe if you weren't so busy hooking up with everyone, you'd actually realize how good Anon is for you."
    Buried in the middle, a subtle hint that maybe she's STILL hooking up.
    After all, how good could Anon have been been for her back BEFORE they were together?

  • @nopoint2427
    @nopoint2427 21 день тому +105

    40+ guys, it's just your turn little bro

  • @r3n736
    @r3n736 21 день тому +68

    40 is a conservative number you usually have to multiply it, I would not be surprised that number is actually 100+
    Those 40 only the ones her friend knew about.

  • @In_the_shed
    @In_the_shed 21 день тому +21

    You don’t get past it, you leave her like the majority of her future partners will when they hear about her past. She made this bed, now she has to sleep in it for the rest of her life. And every new partner adds to the count making it worse and worse and worse.

  • @orenjineko646
    @orenjineko646 21 день тому +54

    Remember class! The formula for minimal value is:
    x' = x * 3

    • @xadionwc3
      @xadionwc3 21 день тому +2

      I will assume 136

    • @твоеймамки-в3х
      @твоеймамки-в3х 21 день тому +2

      It's Rachel who said it tho, so it may be the correct number

    • @6DarthSion9
      @6DarthSion9 21 день тому

      Shouldn't it be calculus symbol not derivitive?

    • @maxopaladinos
      @maxopaladinos 20 днів тому

      No, the formula for minimal value is "0¹", this is the minimal formula for real man who stood virgin and waited for their woman .

    • @твоеймамки-в3х
      @твоеймамки-в3х 8 днів тому

      @@Memsandro you mean x³

  • @ZAND4TSU
    @ZAND4TSU 21 день тому +27

    It's always the girls named Jessica 💀

  • @flandrescarlet7227
    @flandrescarlet7227 21 день тому +37

    Fake: anon has a "girlfriend"
    Gay: Anon keeps thinking about 40+ guys

  • @CrimsonTear1996
    @CrimsonTear1996 21 день тому +21

    She seemed like she was only talking about college at first, Im sure she went ballistic in college by comparison but I wouldn’t be surprised if there had been more before college

  • @6DarthSion9
    @6DarthSion9 21 день тому +9

    If women were shaming each other as they used to none of this tragic stories would have happened. Stay pure guys, God bless.

  • @stuf5602
    @stuf5602 21 день тому +22

    The rest of your life is a long time to be with someone that ran through

  • @fvardona
    @fvardona 21 день тому +20

    Wont be surprised (if this story is true) if this guy never again believes a woman.
    For all the ladies who are considering hiding something like that from her partners, dont. Honesty comes a long way and is always the first sign that you changed, if you hide something like that even if you indeed changed will only dig a bigger hole for you. And will also prove that you at least is okay into hiding things from your significant other.

    • @Sheikplays
      @Sheikplays 21 день тому

      Did he ever ask, tho? If he never asked her about this sort of stuff, she kept it to herself to avoid creating insecurities.
      I mean, yeah, huge body count, but she's 24+, since she graduated college. Some guys in their 30s come close to this number.
      I'm not a womanizer, but I've been single for too long, my numbers don't make me proud, but a man gotta eat, I guess. I wouldn't touch this subject with a girlfriend if not by her initiative.

    • @fvardona
      @fvardona 21 день тому +7

      @ here is the thing, she mentioned being wild in college years, but didnt enter into specifics. Some could argue “well he is at fault for not asking”, however the thing is: imagine if a guy said “i used to do wild things while single” but dont say that what he means by that is that he raw dogged a dozen women, some who for all we know could had been pregnant after said encounter. Ok his partner didnt ask and just took that at face value but this kind of information is fundamental for the health and safety of your partner. Who knows if this dude got any STDs out of that whole ordeal? Also who knows if this “wild moment” is not a sign of severe mental problems, as is a very valid reason for him to enter therapy and couples counseling?
      The problem is that what she did lacks transparency, also have in mind thay higher body counts independent of gender are always bad news. Each new partner this person has lowers around 11% her ability to pair bond, the very thing who makes couples stick together.
      But now about body count in my personal life i only know two guys who managed to sleep with more than 10 women, while every female friend of my wife had at least 15 partners before settling down.

    • @Subject49
      @Subject49 20 днів тому

      ​@@fvardonayou think your wife is the exception to her friend group?

    • @maxopaladinos
      @maxopaladinos 20 днів тому

      ​@@SheikplaysYou guys can ignore what he said, he is Brazilian, and in Brazil, sex culture became so common that our women became sexualized. So just ignore him.

    • @whoisgtsdk
      @whoisgtsdk 8 днів тому +2

      Agreed. I'd even say Jessica not defending herself or trying to lie/refute Rachel is proof of growth, but it's not Anon's requirement to look past it either.

  • @carlsberg-gs6rl
    @carlsberg-gs6rl 20 днів тому +9

    OP needs to get out. There is no way the gf can pairbond with that body count.

  • @driskull4249
    @driskull4249 21 день тому +5

    The number is usually lowballed, too, so in actuality, it could be 60 plus god forbid 100. Once u hit those numbers 40 is probably the ball park of what they actual remember

  • @MajorHate-G.I-joe
    @MajorHate-G.I-joe 21 день тому +24

    '40+ Bodies'? like in the freezer? quite impressive.

  • @Waterinariver
    @Waterinariver 21 день тому +15

    Bro waited in a long line.

  • @crniberi9184
    @crniberi9184 20 днів тому +4

    She was ready to settle down. Eyoooooo

    • @maxopaladinos
      @maxopaladinos 20 днів тому +1

      Yeah, but no one is looking to settle down with a walking bio hazard

  • @maxopaladinos
    @maxopaladinos 20 днів тому +3

    He should break up, simply like that. He shouldn't be like "Ugh, I am reflecting, 40 guys, that's a lot.... I feel like a loser"
    Just break up bro, she doesn't deserve you, she only deserves a man who slept with as many women as she did with guys .

  • @konstantinrebrov675
    @konstantinrebrov675 8 днів тому

    There should be a social credit system in place to cut down such immoral behavior.

  • @CyberPunkBadGuy
    @CyberPunkBadGuy 21 день тому +3

    How does bro know what always good in bed was if she was his first and only?
    lmao these stories.

  • @nickanthropocene6502
    @nickanthropocene6502 15 днів тому

    Where on 4chan do you find so many green text stories?

  • @mysteryandintrigue
    @mysteryandintrigue 21 день тому

    I'm sorry anon 😔

  • @Sofus.
    @Sofus. 21 день тому +3

    The static first time is sixteen years. Given she is twenty-five that is almost ten years active which is four per year. two long term relationships and two one-offs.

  • @nagiaoe2434
    @nagiaoe2434 20 днів тому +1

    In a row?

  • @geraldholt2755
    @geraldholt2755 21 день тому +8

    If this isn't fake and gay (it is, because anon can afford to take his girlfriend to Hawaii and thinks about men the whole time), then I get where op is coming from. He was a virgin and has only ever landed the GF. He's now meet with the harsh reality she can trade him in and he may not ever land another girl.

  • @lVideoWatcherl
    @lVideoWatcherl 21 день тому +4

    Word-for-word citation always makes these stories seem so incredibly fake. Most people cannot repeat what was actually said 10 minutes ago accurately, let alone after some time has passed and they're "recounting" something that "happened" to them.

  • @Sylkis89
    @Sylkis89 21 день тому +8

    Rachel sounds like she has some personal issues (about something completely different) and is maliciously sabotaging this relationship. It has nothing to do with looking our for Anon, but some vendetta against Jessica, and is really openly toxic about it. She's using anon's naivety against their wellbeing. Like, sure, it is a red flag, but not a deal breaker, just something to pay attention to whether it really was just a phase cause she was in a dark place in life and didn't know how to cope healthily but now has grown as a person since and wouldn't do stuff like that again, or whether this is her nature she's trying to now suppress - we can't tell which one it is from the story, not enough information, and since Jessica clearly feels ashamed I would say it suggests the former. But he's clearly not ready for something like this. And she knew it and used it to hurt Jessica without any concern for what this will do to anon's mental health.

    • @matsu7086
      @matsu7086 21 день тому +8

      That's why she needs to address this early on before establishing a relationship on a white lie. Trying to avoid it in the short term only leads to consequences down the road, hurting both her and any partners uncomfortable with it in the process.

    • @Laz4r96
      @Laz4r96 21 день тому +7

      beta talk

    • @daorientalgamer6610
      @daorientalgamer6610 21 день тому

      Rather not be in a relationship with a loose girl

    • @blacklight1104
      @blacklight1104 21 день тому +7

      "Not a deal breaker..." You serious? Regardless of Rachel's behavior, Jessica also has some part in that. She can be ashamed all she wants. Won't change that she still did 40+ guys and who's to say anon is just another in a long line? Anon needs to leave her. She reap what she sows.

    • @alwaysright3943
      @alwaysright3943 21 день тому

      Of course it’s a deal breaker you kuk 😂

  • @yujiruffhanma3095
    @yujiruffhanma3095 21 день тому +5

    Written by male hands

  • @kainofpride2893
    @kainofpride2893 21 день тому +7

    Fake story, but, if things are going fine, why do you care?

    • @In_the_shed
      @In_the_shed 21 день тому

      Ahahahaha because A. She hid it from him and B. Once a slut always a slut, it sounds more like she was still hooking up with guys whilst she was with anon according to her friend

    • @whoisgtsdk
      @whoisgtsdk 8 днів тому +2

      Past behavior is the single best predictor of future behavior.

  • @mikloscsuvar6097
    @mikloscsuvar6097 21 день тому +23

    1. Anyone may change. Jessica too.
    2. The wild days can be left behind genuinly.
    3. This issue had to be discussed honestly out of hearing distance by the girl.

    • @MrAltair1997
      @MrAltair1997 21 день тому

      if you truly believe that then you're as delusional as Jessica. Everytime she slept with another person her pairing bond got weakened. How can Anon trust her that she will not just dump him in couple of months, maybe years at best because she might (not say she will but might) think that everytime they sleep together or Anon does something for her she will compare him to other 40 guys, like this guy did something for me that Anon is not doing, this one was this big, this one was more muscular etc so yea she chose to whore herself

    • @d4mterro320
      @d4mterro320 21 день тому +59

      nah bro. Sorry but ure just trying to use your brain to cope.

    • @Bowens443
      @Bowens443 21 день тому +15

      lmao nah

    • @nopoint2427
      @nopoint2427 21 день тому +36

      Simp cope

    • @jutzo4574
      @jutzo4574 21 день тому +18

      It is true that anyone and everyone can change, but she was Dishonest about it and hid it, knowing how big a deal it was. And while everyone CAN change, we can also choose to see the clear pattern of behaviour of sleeping around, lying and getting into vile Arguments With whats supposed to be one of her closest friends, to see that this girl is more likely than not, toxic. And its completely understandable to want to distance yourself from someone, knowing These things about them. No one is obligated to Stick around someone who has done things that you find disgusting just for the off chance they might change.

  • @DragonRaider5
    @DragonRaider5 19 днів тому

    Honestly who gives a shit?

  • @METHONATOR
    @METHONATOR 20 днів тому

    I think caring about how many people your partner has been with is stupid as hell, this guy is completely over reacting. She didn’t cheat or stab him in the back, why should he care?

    • @SlayerOfTheDamned
      @SlayerOfTheDamned 18 днів тому +4

      The higher the body count the less likely of a long lasting and happy relationship. You can argue the reason why is because of baggage or because when you associate intimacy with novelty it spells disaster for your future relationships

    • @METHONATOR
      @METHONATOR 18 днів тому

      @@SlayerOfTheDamned i think you can have a casual attitude towards sex without it necessarily destroying future relationships. besides, even if she was only in college for a year, she was having sex less than once a week. and for 2 years or more, thats sex every 2 or 3 weeks, which isnt unreasonable.
      the fact shes stayed with anon this long evidences the fact she cares for him more than any of those other guys, and that it doesnt have to affect their relationship moving forward seeing as its already been great.

    • @blackknight4152
      @blackknight4152 13 днів тому

      @@METHONATOR Its a combination of many factors. there are men for everything, even for sluts, but if Anon has any value it doesnt make sense to stay with this woman from a societal standpoint. She knows if he knew earlier on the relationship would have been over, this means there is quite the importance to the situation.
      Men that will not care about this are not men that can pay for a hawaii vacation, but bums, low income, low fitness, prostitution consoomers with few or many visual and mental issues. So he is treating a slut like a princess, and missing out on a dedicated life with someone worth his time and love.
      Now he double guesses every word. He cant trust any compliment, he cant trust every laugh. Everything might be fabricated and improved, with over 40 guys of expirience.
      Its like dating a demonic succubus, yeah sure you will enjoy the sex, but forget about any meaningful bonding.
      Honestly this is the kind of info you want buried. This kind of info is something that an intelligent slut will keep hidden for her entire life.
      This info is so damning it might be worthit move countries just to clear it up. And she will need the mental fortitude to never tell any man she wants a long lasting relationship.
      Unless this man is extremely low class, low income, low societal value, low fitness, low inteligence.... In which case they are match.

    • @whoisgtsdk
      @whoisgtsdk 8 днів тому +1

      I agree, past behavior is not a good indicator of future behavior. Just because I have 14 drunk driving arrest and 6 traffic fatalities doesn't mean I should have my license taken away, I've changed! 🤡

    • @Thorns_and_Crowns
      @Thorns_and_Crowns День тому

      ​@@METHONATOR my brother in christ i cannot tell who's more innocent and naive, you or the guy who wrote the greentext
      "The fact she stayed with him means she cares about him more than the others" do you seriously believe this? Do you also believe Santa Claus is real? She's with him because she knows she's getting older and less pretty, wich means she'll have a much harder time in finding a guy to settle down with after she's done being the college's bicycle. She chose Anon because he's naive and innocent, much like yourself, and the same destiny awaits you if you don't stop seeing things through rose tinted glasses and stop thinking women are perfect angels that can do no wrong

  • @titanus261
    @titanus261 21 день тому +1

    I hope Anon doesnt break up with her and they can patch things up

    • @CyberPunkBadGuy
      @CyberPunkBadGuy 21 день тому +21

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO