Stavros Halkias on Staying Thick and Finding Love

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 171

  • @torylanezbaldspot6350
    @torylanezbaldspot6350 10 місяців тому +89

    That tracksuit zipper is holding back a meat avalanche😂😂😂🎉🎉

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR 10 місяців тому +6

      Meat avalanche is crazy🤣🤣🤣I'm deffo using that bar.

    • @Cosmic.cougar
      @Cosmic.cougar 10 місяців тому

      a giant blueberry!

    • @HoniTheCircleMaker13
      @HoniTheCircleMaker13 10 місяців тому

      Powerful Sergio Tacchini

    • @bkit170
      @bkit170 9 місяців тому

      Username checks out

    • @torylanezbaldspot6350
      @torylanezbaldspot6350 9 місяців тому

      @@bkit170 🫡🫡🫡

  • @bithub
    @bithub 10 місяців тому +250

    This pod duo would be absolutely unstoppable

    • @Loquacious_Jackson
      @Loquacious_Jackson 10 місяців тому

      Stqvros is racist and transphobic

    • @1timokazi
      @1timokazi 10 місяців тому

      no please make this dude stop. he is awful

    • @Jacob24FPS
      @Jacob24FPS 10 місяців тому +2

      It is.

    • @wiscc
      @wiscc 9 місяців тому +6

      Some things are best as they are

    • @polybiusnymb6446
      @polybiusnymb6446 9 місяців тому +3

      @@wiscctrue.
      People gotta quit saying that shit.
      Once they actually pair up and there’s a production team behind the scenes, the magic is lost.
      It’s starts becoming about pandering and catching lighting

  • @VeryHornyToad
    @VeryHornyToad 10 місяців тому +65

    Stav-“I could easily use 100 lbs and still be thick”
    Theo-“yeaaauuhh”
    😂

  • @shellireaves4452
    @shellireaves4452 10 місяців тому +80

    Reharded is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while 😂 great duo! Stavro’s laugh is absolutely contagious 😂 thank you!

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 9 місяців тому +1

      someone made a comment that his laugh sounds like that thing on jabbas shoulder in the original star wars movies and now I can't unhear it 😂

  • @brucewayne2255
    @brucewayne2255 10 місяців тому +44

    Theo going from no hat to hat to different hat, I feel that.

  • @hollansc
    @hollansc 9 місяців тому +8

    this entire episode was the funniest pods i've ever listened to. they were so good at riffing and improv and then looping jokes back around

  • @helygg8892
    @helygg8892 9 місяців тому +10

    Stavros looks like a guy I'd buy an AK with a plastic stock and no magazine from, in a storage locker somewhere in Jersey while he eats a gyro and talks to his mom in Greece over a 80s cellphone.

  • @aidandunworth765
    @aidandunworth765 8 місяців тому +19

    I love stavy man, prayers up that he can take care of his health and do comedy for a long time

  • @PEbro34
    @PEbro34 10 місяців тому +21

    Reharded has me literally wheezing!! 😂😂😂

  • @vbawa1519
    @vbawa1519 8 місяців тому +1

    Theo's jokes and Stavros's laugh are the best combination

  • @jamesmilitello4511
    @jamesmilitello4511 10 місяців тому +19

    Stavros looks like he put in 100lbs since he came on the scene like in a year. Bro is funny as hell but he’s like heart attack big now

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +5

      John candy big

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 10 місяців тому

      most americans are on the verge of a heart attack with ridiculous cholesterol lmao

  • @brandonsnyder6715
    @brandonsnyder6715 10 місяців тому +7

    Great clip. Stavros’ tracksuit strong

  • @yousaidwhaaaattt8631
    @yousaidwhaaaattt8631 9 місяців тому +18

    Omg. I think theo found his true podcast partner. They click so well.

  • @jabubb
    @jabubb 10 місяців тому +12

    idk bout spamming fake laughter and not having a genuine sincere laugh

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR 10 місяців тому +2

      So annoying lmao

    • @realexkav
      @realexkav 10 місяців тому

      So you're not gay, eh?

  • @thetamoonedme7340
    @thetamoonedme7340 10 місяців тому +9

    Worked at Burger King for three months, ass doubled in size 😂 back to normal 3 months after leaving

    • @DibbzTV
      @DibbzTV 10 місяців тому +3

      Lmao the honesty

    • @angelaanaconda5837
      @angelaanaconda5837 9 місяців тому +1

      Don't blame you those sandwiches are delicious ❤😂

    • @thetamoonedme7340
      @thetamoonedme7340 9 місяців тому

      @@angelaanaconda5837 🤣

  • @verified_name
    @verified_name 9 місяців тому +13

    It’s funny that Stavros was saying that doing Cumtown was stressful and he couldn’t find time to exercise and eat healthy and now he’s doing his own thing and looks rounder than ever

    • @DoubleAgent25
      @DoubleAgent25 8 місяців тому

      Holy shit. I always thought there was a guy that sounded like him on cumtown but I never looked into it.

  • @watson5270
    @watson5270 10 місяців тому +3

    that zipper is fighting for its life

  • @JohnSmith-gp5lu
    @JohnSmith-gp5lu 9 місяців тому +3

    Stay tuned for stavvys next appearance: staying thick and finding an insulin needle

  • @Smashmymom
    @Smashmymom 10 місяців тому +34

    I hate when people see two people with charisma and go “these guys should have a podcast together”. Like no, not everything has to be ruined.

  • @asd3262
    @asd3262 10 місяців тому +3

    "Do you feel a responsibility to stay thicc kinda?"

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 9 місяців тому

      Lol looks like the lack of responsibility landed him te thickness

  • @Dillon-l4z
    @Dillon-l4z 10 місяців тому +4

    Bros jumpsuit game is next level

  • @gofannon1943
    @gofannon1943 8 місяців тому +1

    I am so happy Stav went out on his own. Could always tell he had more juice than the rest of his old gang

  • @SamanthaBoooooooo
    @SamanthaBoooooooo 10 місяців тому +6

    Stav can get down to real chunky and still be good. There is a weight/ humour ratio apparently

  • @Snoy_Fly
    @Snoy_Fly 10 місяців тому +5

    He looks like Gallagher, but instead of smashing watermelons, he ate them all. #FatGallagher.

  • @justintuisamoa4191
    @justintuisamoa4191 9 місяців тому +5

    He got into it with his dad 10 years ago that's why he can't lose weight

  • @VVVLF
    @VVVLF 10 місяців тому +2

    @P1NGTRIP neeeeeeds to edit this

  • @fuhq6731
    @fuhq6731 8 місяців тому +6

    everybody lives stavros how he is but damn it would be cool to see the man get healthy

  • @brettcphillips
    @brettcphillips 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks to Bluechew.. Im always 'reharded"

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 9 місяців тому +1

    theo is been going to the gym man .. gang gang 😂

  • @CuznLuvn69
    @CuznLuvn69 9 місяців тому +2

    I just dont want stavy to be another ralphie may, we need him around for a long time

  • @keisha2120
    @keisha2120 8 місяців тому +1

    Yeah there's a healthy thick for Stavvy, just live for a long time man

  • @TheBogstaverne
    @TheBogstaverne 8 місяців тому +1

    These are the two biggest rehards I've ever heard!

  • @oscarfernandez8791
    @oscarfernandez8791 8 місяців тому

    They should have a Pod together - "The Rascal Theories"

  • @setburhed4987
    @setburhed4987 10 місяців тому +17

    Stavros has the best laugh ever

  • @michellewitt2071
    @michellewitt2071 8 місяців тому

    This was weirdly wholesome

  • @danieljosephgarcia
    @danieljosephgarcia 9 місяців тому +7

    Stav isn’t thick, Stav is unhealthily obese, thick was 150lbs ago for stavvy baby.

  • @dmanm85
    @dmanm85 10 місяців тому +4

    I wish I could be reharded at some point

  • @SalamiCellar
    @SalamiCellar 10 місяців тому +10

    Not “staying thick” it’s “getting thicker” still waiting to see you bouncing that grandkid off your knee stav, don’t let Nick be right lol

  • @neptune7836
    @neptune7836 10 місяців тому +2

    hilarious 😂 😃 😄 ❤❤❤

  • @dudleyvasausage7879
    @dudleyvasausage7879 10 місяців тому +4

    is it carl from aqua teens?

    • @robs.8629
      @robs.8629 9 місяців тому +2

      Sipowitz form NYPD Blue.

  • @SKsnr595
    @SKsnr595 10 місяців тому +2

    Another one😂

  • @Noise_floorxx
    @Noise_floorxx 8 місяців тому

    I don’t think that he’s thick.. as a thick girl, I gotta gatekeep a bit.

  • @jacksparrow9227
    @jacksparrow9227 9 місяців тому

    Thought Stav said viscous

  • @ruggedmeetsrefined5345
    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345 10 місяців тому +6

    It would be kinda hard to do as a comedian with a very popular podcast but def still possible. Bank 6-8 weeks worth of pods, tell your agent not to book any shows for a 6-8 week window; then go to rehab for food addiction. It’s not really rehab, it’s a strenuous, transformative program where you lose 65-100 lbs.
    It just dawned on me that what I’m describing is called a “fat camp”, and the movie Heavyweights ruined fat camp for everyone. Lol to me, that would be the best option

    • @bed2149
      @bed2149 9 місяців тому +3

      These are the types of solutions skinny people offer to fat people(was fat am now skinny). To start losing that much weight over that short of a time period is not healthy. To add onto that it creates an unsustainable weight loss that’s almost assuredly gonna be regained. The best way to lose weight and keep it off is to lose it by implementing healthy habits in your life slowly.

  • @Louisiana1975
    @Louisiana1975 10 місяців тому +5

    This is so sad.....

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR 10 місяців тому +3

      Facts. Absolutely goof.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +1

      Meh......

  • @dakota7397
    @dakota7397 9 місяців тому

    Stavvy is the fuckin man

  • @weltschmerski
    @weltschmerski 8 місяців тому

    I dont get the appeal

  • @TrevorEst1994
    @TrevorEst1994 10 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChichiNaka
    @ChichiNaka 8 місяців тому

    Stavs been trying to lose weight since 2017 and hes only gotten bigger and bigger, having a personal trainer for a brother and being this big is insane
    He's Bert Kreischer but Stavs been talking about losing weight longer

    • @SakuragiLastname9
      @SakuragiLastname9 8 місяців тому

      Because losing weight is all in the diet. Dude has no discipline. Doesn't matter how much he works out if he's scarfing down twinkies and bacon like he's prepping to hibernate

    • @coleb9410
      @coleb9410 8 місяців тому

      Yeah but he can just get on Ozempic whenever

  • @DookieMan69
    @DookieMan69 9 місяців тому

    I can’t be the only person that’s just disgusted by how often Stav has to bring up food and reminisce on it

  • @ACloudWithoutAir
    @ACloudWithoutAir 10 місяців тому +5

    i dont think Stavros understands.
    If a sense of "fat loyalty" in a group of celebs, is whats stopping you from losing weight, having a healthier body, happier mentality and able to enjoy atheltic activities, or to simply not feel pain in your lower back after walking around for 15 minutes to 2 hours.
    If you pick this "identity" of who you are as a comedian is so important.
    I want you to take a look closely at Chris Farley and his life. Just look at him, sit on that stuff and do some thinking about it.
    dont lose weight for love because it just wont work. it never does.
    women are fickle creatures and they do not judge you with any rational sense in terms of appearances and giving you a chance. sometimes its completely random.
    look, im not any better. I'm 250lbs at 5'8(27 years old) with barely any of the muscle i had from weight lifting in highschool besides the bench press and deadlifts.
    im not any better. I basically survive on junk food.
    But the difference is that I know better, and I just need time and money, but the government likes a lot of that, so i dont have any time or money to fund getting healthier. my job in healthcare demands a lot from me.

    • @Indianaparadise
      @Indianaparadise 10 місяців тому +3

      Has the word “Thick” replaced fat? Because thick used to be like 25lbs over ideal weight 🤷‍♀️

    • @Blooperman122334
      @Blooperman122334 9 місяців тому

      🤓

  • @X1ZR
    @X1ZR 10 місяців тому

    Dude is weak and has no shame. Looking like a supersized version of Violator from Spawn🤣

  • @me-sd1sq
    @me-sd1sq 10 місяців тому +3

    If the laugh was real he would be in excellent condition, it's so painful to hear that forced laugh.

  • @geo525252
    @geo525252 9 місяців тому

    Very funny dude with an obvious eating disorder. Hopefully he gets it under control or he's going to find the rest of his life very uncomfortable

  • @neverever1270
    @neverever1270 8 місяців тому

    Being fat is gross and irresponsible

  • @danielcarlson2337
    @danielcarlson2337 10 місяців тому +2

    That feel when even a guy that looks like this gets more action than you. I guess my only chance is to get famous, but I have no talent :(

    • @williamharrington3595
      @williamharrington3595 10 місяців тому +7

      he doesn't get anything. he talks about it but he doesn't get any action unless he pays.

  • @jimmy87587
    @jimmy87587 10 місяців тому +21

    So did Stav ever really get a personal trainer or was it a figment of his imagination? 💀

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 10 місяців тому +2

      That was just a way to get views

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 10 місяців тому

      i think with him atp he'll never be skinny. he just isn't a skinny archetype guy

    • @trantorthetroll8768
      @trantorthetroll8768 10 місяців тому +3

      @@lebumjames1373anyone can be in shape, he doesn’t have to be obese. There’s no archetypes just a lack of discipline and respect for his own body. Dead by 60, if medications keep him alive. Unavoidable future for people that size who don’t take control.

    • @Babyshoes777
      @Babyshoes777 9 місяців тому +2

      His brother is a trainer

    • @PoppoYoppo
      @PoppoYoppo 9 місяців тому

      He was just working a little bit with his brother (his "trainer") when he was back home but he was done after that

  • @BarabbasTheRedeemed
    @BarabbasTheRedeemed 10 місяців тому +4

    Looks like he's about to explode... like Ron Jeremy ate the Michelin man

  • @Eddiefresh
    @Eddiefresh 10 місяців тому +4

    I’m fixin to come

  • @joshv4982
    @joshv4982 10 місяців тому +5

    The fist bump 😂 8:23

  • @RealMTBAddict
    @RealMTBAddict 10 місяців тому +6

    Stav ain't slimming down lol. Not even a little bit.
    Stop saying what you want, just do it. You already had months of opportunity with your brother.

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 10 місяців тому +1

      Thank you for being real and not hating. This goes for all the people who sees this out there. Don’t tell everyone you’re gonna exercise and start losing weight Just do it and everyone will start saying “ wow! You look so good how much weight have you lost?!? What have you being doing !?! “
      Actions speak louder than words.

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 10 місяців тому

      Thank you for being real and not hating. This goes for all the people who sees this out there. Don’t tell everyone you’re gonna exercise and start losing weight Just do it and everyone will start saying “ wow! You look so good how much weight have you lost?!? What have you being doing !?! “
      Actions speak louder than words.

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 10 місяців тому

      Thank you for being real and not hating. This goes for all the people who sees this out there. Don’t tell everyone you’re gonna exercise and start losing weight Just do it and everyone will start saying “ wow! You look so good how much weight have you lost?!? What have you being doing !?! “
      Actions speak louder than words.

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 10 місяців тому

      Thank you for being real and not hating. This goes for all the people who sees this out there. Don’t tell everyone you’re gonna exercise and start losing weight Just do it and everyone will start saying “ wow! You look so good how much weight have you lost?!? What have you being doing !?! “
      Actions speak louder than words.

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 10 місяців тому

      Thank you for being real and not hating. This goes for all the people who sees this out there. Don’t tell everyone you’re gonna exercise and start losing weight Just do it and everyone will start saying “ wow! You look so good how much weight have you lost?!? What have you being doing !?! “
      Actions speak louder than words.

  • @kyleh6391
    @kyleh6391 10 місяців тому +4

    Oh is staying thick still cool?

    • @bunnybubs757
      @bunnybubs757 9 місяців тому +1

      Isn’t it fat, and was it ever? 😂

  • @DesertNebula
    @DesertNebula 10 місяців тому +3

    I love the term Re-harded 🤣

  • @shaneharrington3655
    @shaneharrington3655 10 місяців тому +36

    Stavros laugh is like the last thing you’d ever wanna hear when your really high

  • @deigamohamed707
    @deigamohamed707 9 місяців тому +2

    This is amazing 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @pauljacobs1911
    @pauljacobs1911 10 місяців тому +2

    Rehard. 🤣

  • @robs.8629
    @robs.8629 9 місяців тому +1

    Stavy looking like Sipowitz.

  • @poison7512
    @poison7512 8 місяців тому

    What love? This guy doesnt have a girlfriend. Baging a fat comedian for the story isnt love unfortunately.

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 8 місяців тому

    Stav the human kong.
    Not the gorilla...the dog toy

  • @skatiesadiemator5948
    @skatiesadiemator5948 8 місяців тому

    The empathy part of your brain is farther to the middle and up front.
    sorry, I'll go now

  • @robertberkowitz992
    @robertberkowitz992 9 місяців тому

    Y’all don’t understand what the southern women do to your life lol

  • @alexc2671
    @alexc2671 9 місяців тому

    not oh my darlin😂😂😂😂

  • @aidanmeans5344
    @aidanmeans5344 10 місяців тому

    Unstoppable video name

  • @nexuslux
    @nexuslux 9 місяців тому

    My two favs together

  • @jacksparrow9227
    @jacksparrow9227 9 місяців тому

    I had that once

  • @joseeduardo4327
    @joseeduardo4327 9 місяців тому +2

    Thick is an understatement

  • @hopoff9968
    @hopoff9968 8 місяців тому +1

    That's the funniest shit ever "Every time a famously fat person loses weight it does feel like a betrayal"😂😂😂

  • @peggi18
    @peggi18 10 місяців тому +5

    He be dead by 55

    • @thetvbaby83
      @thetvbaby83 10 місяців тому +3

      That's not nice 😅

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 10 місяців тому +1

      43

    • @peggi18
      @peggi18 10 місяців тому

      @@RealMTBAddictI thought he was already about that age

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 10 місяців тому +2

      @@peggi18 Nope only 34

    • @sumyunggui8750
      @sumyunggui8750 10 місяців тому +2

      Probably earlier like Patrice, and he wasn't even as big. If you ever feel bad about yourself then ponder the fact that Stavros is only 34 and looks like that.

  • @0Cindrum0
    @0Cindrum0 9 місяців тому +3

    Bro doesn’t know how to eat in moderation like a normal person

  • @datasciencesauce
    @datasciencesauce 9 місяців тому

    That laugh is hella contagious 😅

  • @Theologica_
    @Theologica_ 8 місяців тому

    Tubbs here has been talking about losing weight for about 10 years now.

  • @JackBlackNinja
    @JackBlackNinja 8 місяців тому

    Really unfortunate stav won’t go on ozempic. You can be skinny. It’ll literally save your life

  • @leonsighdoria1919
    @leonsighdoria1919 9 місяців тому +1

    Unhealthy cope b.s., quadruple bypass or dead in his early 40s just because he can't get his weight under control. He has money so eventually I see a personal trainer and nutritionist in his future probably.

  • @hoemalone
    @hoemalone 10 місяців тому +2

    Have on Adam