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  • @mr-mr-101
    @mr-mr-101 4 роки тому +3645

    The best part of the election was that Micheal voted for himself as mayor.
    Lily came in third in a two person race lmao.

    • @spoonheights
      @spoonheights 4 роки тому +58

      More like she tied for third in a three person race.

    • @synapse5796
      @synapse5796 4 роки тому +12

      And you came last in original jokes.

    • @spoonheights
      @spoonheights 4 роки тому +28

      @@synapse5796 thx bb luv u too

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 4 роки тому +5

      @@spoonheights
      Michael got 1 vote, Lily got 0 votes

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 роки тому

      @@spoonheights nah this isn’t funny

  • @pi7227
    @pi7227 4 роки тому +3580

    "Don't die!"
    *immediately jumps off of a building*

    • @JavonTaylorFan
      @JavonTaylorFan 4 роки тому +4

      LMAO😂🤣😂🤣

    • @xirfall
      @xirfall 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @hanre1169
      @hanre1169 4 роки тому

      she almost died, but she didn't die :)

    • @Planktonium
      @Planktonium 4 роки тому

      @@FowlorTheRooster1990 we didn't ask for you to tell an excerpt of your 300 page novel

    • @Skye_Issue
      @Skye_Issue 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/6Mc-Thl1kTQ/v-deo.html

  • @TheStickmahn
    @TheStickmahn 4 роки тому +3950

    Lily: I HAVE TO KILL THE TURTLE AAAA
    Michael: *nods in approval*

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 роки тому +48

      Lily is becoming Michael slowly

    • @doobi6204
      @doobi6204 4 роки тому +6

      oof someone beat me

    • @Skye_Issue
      @Skye_Issue 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/6Mc-Thl1kTQ/v-deo.html

  • @kanao8331
    @kanao8331 4 роки тому +2045

    9:59 *temmie casually walks while sitting down*

    • @vixo4369
      @vixo4369 4 роки тому +116

      i was watching at lilys background trying to understand this and now i realize 💀

    • @KE29146
      @KE29146 4 роки тому +137

      10/10 realistic dog behavior: butt scooching.

    • @thatrandomfander6425
      @thatrandomfander6425 4 роки тому +6

      Hmmmmmm

    • @fuckingsebastian2714
      @fuckingsebastian2714 4 роки тому +13

      I died when I saw that

    • @hansmcmail1405
      @hansmcmail1405 4 роки тому +15

      He Zooommmmed

  • @derickiam9958
    @derickiam9958 4 роки тому +1721

    Yozu:steals temmie3, escapes the court, and doesn’t pay Sykkuno for being his lawyer
    Toast: he seems guilty
    yozu: *dies
    Toast: understandable, have a nice day.

    • @SaikuriNns
      @SaikuriNns 4 роки тому +1

      Eyyy I'm your 1k like

  • @slimshertay4285
    @slimshertay4285 4 роки тому +374

    5:57 Michael has just reached *Sneak 100*

    • @hermitfan_363
      @hermitfan_363 4 роки тому +4

      imagine if he walks in turtle killing clip

  • @risingiguana5408
    @risingiguana5408 4 роки тому +586

    i love how toast becomes a dictator the second he gets elected

  • @yuranamo
    @yuranamo 4 роки тому +222

    6:11 That was the first time I’ve ever heard Lily genuinely scream out of fear

  • @sinnoh_kojima
    @sinnoh_kojima 4 роки тому +162

    I love how Confident Sykkuno was when being a lawyer. The “Yozu I got this” part really got me.

  • @julierivera327
    @julierivera327 4 роки тому +377

    Lily: "you hear a buzzing right next to your ear.."
    Me: its actually mykull with a taser...

  • @sophiaphan777
    @sophiaphan777 4 роки тому +780

    when I leave Lily’s stream playing in the background and she screams I just scream with her. It’s kinda calming ngl 😌

    • @sofia5741
      @sofia5741 4 роки тому +5

      Per

    • @Luc1frfr
      @Luc1frfr 3 роки тому +7

      _purrrrrr_

    • @Tony-do6np
      @Tony-do6np 3 роки тому +6

      REEEEEEEE

    • @yanuwwuu
      @yanuwwuu 3 роки тому +6

      Sometimes you gotta let the Demon out sometimes

    • @sealdew5348
      @sealdew5348 3 роки тому +2

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH AJXHAJDJS

  • @doobi6204
    @doobi6204 4 роки тому +338

    "i would have to kill the turtle now"
    michael would be proud

  • @ezze_pz
    @ezze_pz 4 роки тому +163

    " No one voted for me, but it doesn't matter "
    " I should have never tried to climb the ladder.. "

    • @Skye_Issue
      @Skye_Issue 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/6Mc-Thl1kTQ/v-deo.html

    • @胖胖两父子
      @胖胖两父子 4 роки тому +1

      @@Skye_Issue dont click it

  • @egthatyoutubes8094
    @egthatyoutubes8094 4 роки тому +333

    9:58 did Temmie9 just walk while sitting

  • @samuel123g
    @samuel123g 4 роки тому +69

    She didn't put in that Michael voted for himself and he wasn't even in the race

  • @samuelferraz8769
    @samuelferraz8769 4 роки тому +38

    Why did I just hear micheal going
    "OH MY GOD I HAVE A QUIRCKY GAMER GIRLFRIEND WHO ALSO KILLS TURTLES, OH MY GOD I'M SO LUCKY"

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 4 роки тому +56

    As the votes were being read, Lily should've interrupted with:
    "I know I will get no justice here, so I will let the Gods decide my fate... I demand a Trial by Combat."

  • @pandaguzman664
    @pandaguzman664 4 роки тому +37

    3:32 Michael would be so proud

  • @turtle_clone5566
    @turtle_clone5566 4 роки тому +116

    Steal my dog, I steal everything you have

    • @Poop-1234
      @Poop-1234 4 роки тому +2

      I stole your dog

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 роки тому +3

      @@Poop-1234 i stole your bone marrow

    • @crossmane
      @crossmane 4 роки тому +1

      lemon_squee I stole ur lemon

    • @malpurposes
      @malpurposes 4 роки тому +1

      Haydan Tran I stole your Piplup:)

    • @franzsetiawan1528
      @franzsetiawan1528 4 роки тому +1

      i stole ur mom...

  • @riccardocarretta3308
    @riccardocarretta3308 4 роки тому +28

    Lily: I have to kill the turtle now
    Michael (with Palpatine's voice): *DO IT*

  • @shrub2071
    @shrub2071 4 роки тому +58

    Responding to the first clip, one time i was trying to get a REALLY rare item in some game, and your stream was alt-tabbed in the background. Turns out you were playing Valorant, and... you screamed. A lot.

  • @Ogrenap
    @Ogrenap 4 роки тому +16

    6:11 is where you look at your screen for the first time after starting the podcast

  • @codebreaker2814
    @codebreaker2814 4 роки тому +83

    as someone who suffer from melissophobia (bee phobia), the intro was terrifying.

    • @jonathank6880
      @jonathank6880 4 роки тому +2

      Your scared of bees? But y?

    • @jonathank6880
      @jonathank6880 4 роки тому +1

      Im an apiarist (bee keeper) and its not all that bad

    • @huuvannguyen4656
      @huuvannguyen4656 4 роки тому +23

      Jonathan Kacheris they have a fear for bees, it’s a phobia, it can be caused by many factors including genes, past experiences or things like that, people who have a phobia (fear) for something can’t help being scared of their fear

  • @xds4102
    @xds4102 4 роки тому +26

    “Dont die”
    Lily: are you challenging my depression and anxiety?

  • @fernandoveiga1848
    @fernandoveiga1848 4 роки тому +21

    "the bees are eating your flesh"
    Me: dinner time with the boys

  • @insertname7482
    @insertname7482 4 роки тому +35

    3:32 starting to see some resemblance of Micheal

  • @dlonra16
    @dlonra16 4 роки тому +54

    the cutest thumbnail T_T

  • @skullhead2327
    @skullhead2327 4 роки тому +6

    When Michael scared lily it was both funny and amazing just because he was stealthy and very quiet to sneak on her

  • @jacksonplumstead2629
    @jacksonplumstead2629 4 роки тому +36

    I literally do this while I'm working on college. I just need to hear people talking to stay productive. I think its because that's how it was while I was serving in the army. I just need that background noise. Screaming or not lmao

    • @jasonirwin4631
      @jasonirwin4631 4 роки тому +3

      Kind of tge same here the talking helps me focus probably a mix of adhd and barracks life.

  • @shido6806
    @shido6806 4 роки тому +11

    Michael must be proud to know that lily murdered a turtle

  • @awdhbq2036
    @awdhbq2036 3 роки тому +3

    9:45 techno loves this word

  • @g.j.9515
    @g.j.9515 2 роки тому +1

    love how as soon as Lily says "if the state wont help me i will help myself" Sykkuno says "Lily you should just sic your dogs on him" thats one hell of a lawyer/witness/jury/ready accomplice

  • @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 4 роки тому +18

    "I've got to tell the whole truth, or in this case, the hole truth."

  • @Seiun-Koko
    @Seiun-Koko 4 роки тому

    God, I wish I could go back to when I was new to Minecraft. So many experiences I could relive now. I love seeing people unaware of things that are literally second nature to me now, I hope they all love the game as much as I do.

  • @eskimoogabe9333
    @eskimoogabe9333 4 роки тому +4

    9:58 Temmie9 just walk while sitting

  • @talancorwell
    @talancorwell 4 роки тому +2

    Tbh half the reason I liking having Lily on in the background is because of the screaming. I'm just working on my hw when I hear "AHHGHHGGHHH!!!!" out of nowhere, it's hilarious

  • @maggiegalatianou
    @maggiegalatianou 4 роки тому +17

    Lily's the cuttest and truest streamer I've watched

  • @joseph_c5914
    @joseph_c5914 4 роки тому +30

    Does anyone remember toast asking to clone temmie.Well it happened in sprite

  • @eddiekarira9938
    @eddiekarira9938 4 роки тому +44

    Michael: Isn't in the thumbnail
    Everyone: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @voltifer5267
    @voltifer5267 4 роки тому +2

    Lily to toast: YOU ARE THE BEST
    Michael: hold up

  • @andresroastersmaysan6555
    @andresroastersmaysan6555 4 роки тому +3

    0:40 when you play AI dungeon but has a lilypichu voice feature

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 3 роки тому

      dang, I hope the developers of that game make an Easter egg out of that

  • @intrsv
    @intrsv 4 роки тому

    i'm studying for mid-terms right now and i had lilies videos as background sound and i heard her talking about how people use her videos as background sound xD and dont worry like the screams once in a while it makes it fun

  • @flexflame2441
    @flexflame2441 4 роки тому +10

    Lily:your the best I'll remember this
    Lily a few minutes later: *runs a campaign against toast*

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 4 роки тому +7

    3:31. Michael Approves.

  • @breadmold3545
    @breadmold3545 4 роки тому +3

    "now I have to kill the friggin turtle" mykull, "Im so proud"

  • @notplay1006
    @notplay1006 4 роки тому +3

    Lily: I have to kill the turtle
    Mykull: *Approves*

  • @swiss6542
    @swiss6542 4 роки тому +8

    Lily: Posts
    Everyone: to the comments we go.

  • @benjaminli188
    @benjaminli188 4 роки тому +1

    3:07 When parents hear that they're going to be grandparents

  • @snowy5351
    @snowy5351 4 роки тому +16

    Lily seeing a dog reverts to single word sentences xD

  • @jasonvazquez1530
    @jasonvazquez1530 3 роки тому +1

    1:00 the pain is intense but takis are seriously intense

    • @jameor8500
      @jameor8500 3 роки тому

      this is one of the best/worst comments i've read

  • @CrazyWS
    @CrazyWS 4 роки тому +4

    9:58 That dog be zoom'n
    got an ich on his butt

  • @jonnyw.2333
    @jonnyw.2333 4 роки тому +1

    3:23 FOR MICHAEL

  • @siddharthdas4735
    @siddharthdas4735 4 роки тому +3

    1:05 Stop! *FOR GOD'S SAKE LILY STOP!!*

  • @getnaenaed8063
    @getnaenaed8063 4 роки тому +1

    I just found you and i’m already enjoying it
    (i subbed)

  • @MegMoog
    @MegMoog 4 роки тому +25

    2:00
    *wait, that's illegal*

    • @just_pluto_
      @just_pluto_ 4 роки тому +1

      WHATAFUK

    • @nontoxiccolors
      @nontoxiccolors 4 роки тому

      I was scrolling as soon as I saw it to see if anyone would notice xD

  • @kzthemesaiah
    @kzthemesaiah 4 роки тому +1

    Lily - I never die
    Lily 5 seconds later after jumping off a building - I forgot to press space the second time

  • @ilyassebenammi7921
    @ilyassebenammi7921 4 роки тому +3

    When are you guys updating to 1.16, if you are here are some tips:
    Go to floor 13 and mine just like you mine for diamonds, you'll find ancient debris, smelt it for netherite scrap, use the scraps and some gold to craft a netherite ingot, craft a smithing table, you piece of armor or your tool in the first slot, your ingot in the second and boom, you got the strongest armor in the game (stronger than diamond)
    Right click those mobs that make pig noises with a gold ingot to get a random trade(including the new soul speed enchantment which gives you speed... On soul sand)
    Bastions got some really cool loot in them (don't open chests in front of the other dudes in the bastions or they'll attack you)
    There are some Cool blocks that do nothing, but they look cool
    You can now get wood in the nether, and there are some blocks there that you can use instead of cobblestone

    • @Joel-eu8fh
      @Joel-eu8fh 4 роки тому +1

      Just thought to tell you, they no longer play minecraft anymore

    • @ilyassebenammi7921
      @ilyassebenammi7921 4 роки тому

      @@Joel-eu8fh you never know when they might come back to it

  • @quack25
    @quack25 4 роки тому +4

    I was actually listening to this video as I cleaned my room lol

  • @technovore_4277
    @technovore_4277 3 роки тому +1

    She said "i have a dog army" when she has 7 dogs I imagine she looks at technoblades dog army and is like "WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @zxvswhmwh
    @zxvswhmwh 4 роки тому +6

    Lily: close your eyes chat
    Chat: okay my eyes are closed
    IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • @sushi4022
    @sushi4022 4 роки тому +1

    A wise mercenary once said. "Whenever the number four is brought up, misfortune befalls a person."

  • @trophyhunterjoe
    @trophyhunterjoe 4 роки тому +7

    Lily is the real victim of the episode tho. She had her dog kidnapped, was forced to go through an extremely corrupt trail that ended with zero justice, and finally was left with zero votes after running for office. Rip

  • @keiju7588
    @keiju7588 4 роки тому +2

    *lillypichu kills a turtle*
    micheal: I'm so proud of you lily

  • @emmajay8593
    @emmajay8593 4 роки тому +16

    Lilys *mediation* was nice and comfy 👌

    • @mr.cha0s614
      @mr.cha0s614 4 роки тому +2

      ngl i could feel the bees crawling on me

  • @ojvergara9893
    @ojvergara9893 4 роки тому

    "no she has 4 snowmen"
    "Oh my god what is wrong with her"
    Still gets me every time

  • @nug9g
    @nug9g 4 роки тому +5

    we gonna ignore the fact lily inbred all her dogs

  • @N8McKay26
    @N8McKay26 4 роки тому +2

    3:33 Mykull would be so proud

  • @SuperAlphaKirby
    @SuperAlphaKirby 4 роки тому +4

    I'm here sitting and worried about all the incest.......

  • @dannychaos6006
    @dannychaos6006 4 роки тому +1

    I love how when Michael joined, Lily's vids slowly just turned from Lily and friends too Lily and Michael

  • @w00tyd00d
    @w00tyd00d 4 роки тому +13

    Temmie2 and Temmie4 "multiply" to get Temmie8 lol n1 Lily ;)

  • @marksamuelnantes4072
    @marksamuelnantes4072 4 роки тому

    I love your CHIBI THUMBNAILS!!!!! ITS SO CUTE I LOVE LILY PICHUU

  • @natashajackson44
    @natashajackson44 4 роки тому +7

    WHO STOLE YOUR DOG I WILL COME FOR DEM!

  • @emyox
    @emyox Рік тому

    4:40 is where Technoblade learned the art of dogs when destroying L'manberg

  • @sulfur6545
    @sulfur6545 4 роки тому +38

    Haven’t watched yet but know it’s gonna be great:)

  • @lmaogoshi
    @lmaogoshi 4 роки тому

    Lily clicked her mouse with the strength of 1000 huge buff men to kill that turtle

  • @justinjerome608
    @justinjerome608 4 роки тому +6

    All I know while commenting this the video starts at 0:00

  • @kalistery
    @kalistery 4 роки тому

    3:32
    Micheal:*Happiness noise*

  • @darraghnolan7396
    @darraghnolan7396 4 роки тому +6

    This is gonna be buried so I want everyone that sees this to recomment it on her minecraft videos.
    If you have a pet cat it will sleep on you in minecraft.
    For those who are kind enough to repeat this so lily see it, please make sure you acknowledge me in some way, i dont really care if you dont but it would be njce to be acknowledged.

  • @williambeldamlkke8054
    @williambeldamlkke8054 4 роки тому +1

    Lily's POV is the only view where you can see yozu throw the ender pearl.

  • @shadymp1905
    @shadymp1905 4 роки тому +5

    9:58 temmie9 does a butt scooch

  • @ev0wizard
    @ev0wizard 4 роки тому +1

    6:11 great meditation stuff here lol

  • @jamesyates4836
    @jamesyates4836 4 роки тому +74

    It’s weird how people giving tips but don’t know what they’re talking about lmao. Doesn’t matter how fast you go with dogs they teleport

    • @pinehug
      @pinehug 4 роки тому +18

      It is possible for dogs to be left behind, even if they aren't sitting down. Pretty sure it is a bug. Maybe you don't know what you are talking about?

    • @moo3oo3oo3
      @moo3oo3oo3 4 роки тому +10

      Traveling too fast may unload the chunk the dogs are on

    • @jamesyates4836
      @jamesyates4836 4 роки тому +4

      Alexander Enryd the only way to be left behind is if she flew. Not by running especially the way she runs

    • @jamesyates4836
      @jamesyates4836 4 роки тому +1

      moo3oo3oo3 DaKow if shes flying

    • @jamesyates4836
      @jamesyates4836 4 роки тому +1

      Quarter yeah that’s really the only possible way. Or through portals

  • @sagirem
    @sagirem 3 роки тому

    6:32 : I instantly recognized the Pagoda I did it in one of my favorites minecraft worlds with my best friends and I can't play on this world anymore and this is making a bit sad

  • @owocomfychan9961
    @owocomfychan9961 4 роки тому +3

    6:10 Omg XDDDDDDD I cant I am dying omg XDDD I love this plzzz clip thissssss OMG XDDDDD

  • @soulstealer167
    @soulstealer167 4 роки тому +1

    6:12 don’t think I can meditate to that

  • @Green_Magic3226
    @Green_Magic3226 4 роки тому +5

    Who else is here from when she entered the simp war and tried to defend pokimane

  • @hypernova5249
    @hypernova5249 4 роки тому

    6:10 the last noise you want your girl-friend to make when she see's your face.

  • @elemental8645
    @elemental8645 4 роки тому +9

    Hi

  • @woableattack2990
    @woableattack2990 4 роки тому

    That escalated so fast from "imma get a dog and name it Temmie" to batshit crazy cat lady. But with dogs somehow.

  • @smh5119
    @smh5119 4 роки тому

    Dogs attack turtles
    Mykull:you have come to the dark side

  • @Sh4lk
    @Sh4lk 4 роки тому +2

    3:37
    *Michael Happy Noises*

  • @TheSonnyGo
    @TheSonnyGo 4 роки тому

    9:45 Lily's revolutionary fury.

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 2 роки тому

    “I never die”
    *proceeds to fall off a building*

  • @Lazyfarted
    @Lazyfarted 4 роки тому +1

    I love the staggered upload dates of everyone’s POV, toast’s was pretty Pog

  • @catkingwumpus1370
    @catkingwumpus1370 3 роки тому

    Not only does Lily have a dog army, a small one, but she also has said blood for the blood god.

  • @alexisoneil7695
    @alexisoneil7695 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve seen this video from three different povs and it always makes me laugh

    • @leeyijie3887
      @leeyijie3887 4 роки тому

      same this whole dog stealing thing is so freaking hilarious

  • @ossis-2000
    @ossis-2000 4 роки тому +2

    0:40
    Lily: You hear a bee
    Me: *having no clue the difference a bee and a wasp sound
    Me: sdefufwbavkhgScsd auZHKfs abdyuvbf eaq

  • @Tha1Voda
    @Tha1Voda 4 роки тому

    nah fr like i was watching the drinking stream and you guys where yelling but i still fell asleep so fast
    i gotta rewatch it doe

  • @xds4102
    @xds4102 4 роки тому +1

    *lily kills turtle*
    Mykull: seems like test subject number 1 is improving.

  • @jacobvandekrol7478
    @jacobvandekrol7478 4 роки тому +1

    i’ve watched enough of lily pichu that i don’t get scared of her screams