"Not ready for a relationship" Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

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  • @weirdTedE91
    @weirdTedE91 11 років тому +615

    "Holy Testicle Tuesday!"
    Ah yes, unintentional foreshadowing...

    • @cinderweasel
      @cinderweasel 3 роки тому +35

      He even looked at it while saying that :D

    • @ededd3175
      @ededd3175 2 роки тому +16

      i think the writing is just that good... name a better comedy than this?

    • @xyPERSON
      @xyPERSON 2 роки тому

      @@ededd3175 40 Year Old Virgin

    • @kaynhuros2050
      @kaynhuros2050 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @weirdTedE91
      @weirdTedE91 Рік тому +2

      @Ed Nigma From the writer's sure, not necessarily Ace himself

  • @85thNintendoSwitchOwner
    @85thNintendoSwitchOwner 8 років тому +1051

    "Well I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. But thank you for asking." I love that one-liner.

    • @gerardorodriguez7500
      @gerardorodriguez7500 6 років тому +10

      John Earley up yeah except Lois is a man

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 3 роки тому +7

      Is this a reference to Superman? I keep on believing that it was what Superman says to Lois Lane in the interview scene.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому

      @@iganpparamarta8813 this movie was my life for so many years. I quote it daily… as well as any Jim Carrey movie. He’s been my idol since I was 7 when this first came out

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 3 роки тому +1

      @@nsasupporter7557 Saw it the first time on TV. Most are heavily censored. And then I got to watch the full version on VCD and all hell’s break loose haha

    • @enochduah3066
      @enochduah3066 3 роки тому

      Clark should’ve said that

  • @badfish995
    @badfish995 10 років тому +690

    best. comeback. ever.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 3 роки тому +3

      Normie

    • @ededd3175
      @ededd3175 2 роки тому +3

      @@Perririri is that an insult? people say shit i dont even know what it means

    • @charliec.3518
      @charliec.3518 2 роки тому

      @@ededd3175 kinda, its like calling someone one of the masses, so depending on how you take it yes or no. If you dont mind someone insinuating that youre nothing special and no one will remember you, then no its not (considering for most people this is just a fact theyd rather not admit), but if you dont take kindly to that it is.
      Tldr: yes and no, depends on your perceived self worth.

    • @ededd3175
      @ededd3175 2 роки тому

      @@charliec.3518 lol imagine having a good time, and someone gets mad about it, and calls u something thats you don't even know what it means... lol

    • @charliec.3518
      @charliec.3518 2 роки тому

      @@ededd3175 lmao, i could, it happens to me all the time, online and in person

  • @hermanherman5834
    @hermanherman5834 2 роки тому +139

    Literally every comeback Ace has is top tier. Could win a rap battle without even rapping.

  • @Guz1316
    @Guz1316 2 роки тому +121

    If anyone else played this role, the movie probably would of failed. He is so damn funny and the only person who can make this work

    • @robmausser
      @robmausser 2 роки тому

      They originally wanted Chevy Chase. Thank god he wasn't available. He has such a pompous douchebag asshole vibe about him, it would never had worked. He just would have come off as smug and full of himself. Jim does it in such a way where he still comes out as the good guy.

  • @bartvandergracht8019
    @bartvandergracht8019 4 роки тому +1465

    I remember watching this as a teen with my dad and brother and we would literally be on the floor from laughing together. My brother died a few years later, then my dad 4 years after that. I don’t remember laughing as hard as we did back then. Great memories. Wish I could to back and stay there 😕

    • @smill1985
      @smill1985 4 роки тому +70

      My condolences on the losses of both your brother and father.

    • @bartvandergracht8019
      @bartvandergracht8019 4 роки тому +21

      smill 1985 Thank you 🙏🏻

    • @mksunwukong16
      @mksunwukong16 3 роки тому +16

      Sorry to hear that

    • @raghavmalhan407
      @raghavmalhan407 3 роки тому +31

      Really sorry to hear that man.. i lost my father this january. All we can do is remember their good memories and keep them alive in our heart. 😔

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk 3 роки тому +15

      May they sleep in peace for eternity

  • @sunnycieli
    @sunnycieli 3 роки тому +173

    I'm so convinced Jim was trying to fight back his own laughter when pulling this line. His face is always priceless

  • @IwshIcldstrtover
    @IwshIcldstrtover 11 років тому +457

    "I came to confess! I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll!"

  • @dionezerva1741
    @dionezerva1741 6 років тому +303

    I just realised that he sings "ass-hoooooole mio" at the beginning 😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @robertbuchanan9436
    @robertbuchanan9436 Рік тому +34

    That look he gives grinning while she's berating him is absolutely genius

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz 3 роки тому +43

    "That's what turns me on about ya, your attention to detail." LOL, I still use that line every so often when someone misses something completely obvious.

  • @iAmEdwinHamilton
    @iAmEdwinHamilton 3 роки тому +130

    Dude was killin everyone with comebacks this whole movie 😂😂

  • @dionezerva1741
    @dionezerva1741 6 років тому +111

    1:40 his facial expressions and his lines are PRICELESS! LOVE YOU JIMMMM

  • @nena200able
    @nena200able 4 роки тому +61

    This guy's a freaking genius of comedy!!!

  • @StainsStainsStains
    @StainsStainsStains 3 роки тому +42

    “I’ve come to confess… I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll” pops into my head way too often.

    • @dragonrojo6042
      @dragonrojo6042 Рік тому +6

      JFK

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 Рік тому +1

      Thank God nobody made this joke when JFK was killed.

  • @vicilou9174
    @vicilou9174 2 роки тому +14

    It always cracked me up with that line "Your number still 911? ALRIIGHHTYYYYY THEN NN" HAHAHHAHAA

  • @erinss
    @erinss 5 років тому +93

    0:38 i wonder if jim did that when his parents would yell at him lmaoo

  • @jamiehess4211
    @jamiehess4211 3 роки тому +55

    Man, Sean Young was fine back then. Crazy, but stunningly beautiful.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 3 роки тому +12

      Sadly, she was as mentally unstable as she was beautiful and caused her life and career to run downhill. It's funny how Jim's went the exact opposite after this film for a long time.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 3 роки тому +4

      @@GHC3 Too much Spice maybe?

    • @Michael_Beanflip
      @Michael_Beanflip 3 роки тому

      She reminds me of Michael Jackson

    • @notchjohnson4713
      @notchjohnson4713 3 роки тому +2

      Blade Runner Sean Young, sheeesh

    • @jamiehess4211
      @jamiehess4211 3 роки тому +1

      @@notchjohnson4713 ...or Dune. I like them all.

  • @willemvandoesselare7959
    @willemvandoesselare7959 2 роки тому +11

    First time i saw this movie my belly hurt for two days from laughter.

  • @jihangamal5823
    @jihangamal5823 3 роки тому +52

    Ventura was a smart guy who marched to his own drum. I think Jim was trying to say that everyone who does that seems like a nut. That point is especially obvious when he enters that nightclub where everyone is jamming to heavy metal, but he starts dancing to it like it's an old fashioned samba.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj 3 роки тому +9

      Very well said.
      You understand the character! That was how I always saw the character,too! But most of the people around Ace in the movie didn't understand him,so like you said,they all thought he was a nut(or a clown or a moron or a buffoon or a potential liability or all of the above).It's a cliche for people to say it now but Ace really was just misunderstood.

  • @DH33.0
    @DH33.0 7 років тому +96

    Your number still 911? Alrighty then!

    • @dave6234
      @dave6234 3 роки тому

      Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face cues

  • @alansavage9170
    @alansavage9170 6 років тому +65

    That's why Roger Pitacters dead. He found captain winky

  • @harimadhavan1712
    @harimadhavan1712 5 років тому +70

    I've watched this hundreds of times and still can't stop laughing, each time I watch it🤣

  • @ADifferentVibe
    @ADifferentVibe 3 роки тому +12

    0:22 "Holy Testical Tuesday!"
    Foreshadowing...?!

  • @jdooris83
    @jdooris83 2 роки тому +14

    With all the classic movies being rereleased in cinemas, this needs to be back on the big screen again

  • @KotsosA31
    @KotsosA31 7 років тому +146

    Einhorn is Finkle
    Finkle is Einhorn
    Einhorn is a MAN
    Oh my GOD

  • @ugafootballfella124
    @ugafootballfella124 6 років тому +162

    ...you see nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail.

    • @sanmathiraj8938
      @sanmathiraj8938 3 роки тому

      Thank You.

    • @rohitwagh8631
      @rohitwagh8631 3 роки тому +3

      I love it , specially the ending " that's what turns me on , your attention to details " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IamQuintin
    @IamQuintin 3 роки тому +4

    She is really beautiful

  • @pettybetty2699
    @pettybetty2699 2 роки тому +3

    Bruhhhh that is a classic line will go down as one of the best movies in human history….. beings 3000 years from now will watch ace Ventura 😂😂😂

  • @alexdenton9176
    @alexdenton9176 3 роки тому +22

    0:37 You can see Sean Young's smile come through as a microexpression as she tries to keep up her vicious facade and not laugh

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 2 роки тому +1

      Always loved her walk and delivery. So good!

    • @andrew_lim
      @andrew_lim Рік тому +1

      Holy shit never realized she was Sean Young. She's so different from her character in Blade Runner here

  • @munrana
    @munrana Рік тому +7

    0:38 that goofy smile 😂😂😂

  • @IAmAHeater
    @IAmAHeater 9 років тому +16

    HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY IS RIGHT!

  • @nsasupporter7557
    @nsasupporter7557 3 роки тому +14

    This movie was my life for so many years

  • @justinwhy6404
    @justinwhy6404 5 років тому +6

    I'm watching this every Holy Testicle Tuesday

  • @NevrrPresntt
    @NevrrPresntt 3 місяці тому

    Man I remember watching these when I was a kid with my older brother and sister. I love rewatching stuff now as a grown up and it's just so much better 😂

  • @anyviolet
    @anyviolet 2 роки тому +4

    Best line of a very funny movie, and best comeback EVER.

  • @barryclegg9961
    @barryclegg9961 3 роки тому +2

    Absolutely love this film

  • @CyborgCat
    @CyborgCat 7 років тому +21

    Your Number Is Still 911? Alrighty Then! XDDDD

  • @DaveMorgansMartian
    @DaveMorgansMartian Рік тому +1

    "Holy Testicle Tuesday" is one of those lines that you only get after repeated viewings, once you discover Einhorn's secret!

  • @DH33.0
    @DH33.0 7 років тому +23

    She's a replicant, look at her eyes :p

  • @ElPinitch
    @ElPinitch 8 років тому +254

    His face 0:39 to 0:42 😂

  • @ArronP
    @ArronP 2 роки тому +4

    01:25 after he says he's not ready for a relationship he turns away from her but he keeps looking with that look haha that parts hilarious

  • @amosmaka6030
    @amosmaka6030 3 роки тому +8

    "How would you like me to make your life a living hell"??
    "Well, I'm not ready for a relationship Louis, but thank you for asking."
    😂😎

  • @eliastheod
    @eliastheod 3 роки тому +3

    Simply Legendary performance...

  • @ngamtingyanlem5376
    @ngamtingyanlem5376 7 років тому +8

    The best goodbye ever.

  • @Bluemgwes
    @Bluemgwes 6 років тому +57

    1:17 - 1:23
    Ironically, it's kind of sexy how she said that.

    • @nuke2625
      @nuke2625 4 роки тому +20

      She's hot bro.

    • @Bluemgwes
      @Bluemgwes 4 роки тому +3

      @@nuke2625 Indeed.

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 4 роки тому +2

      @@Bluemgwes is a definite sub. Or "simp" as the kids are saying this year.

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 4 роки тому +2

      @Leonardo Di Kennedy *anything. Period

    • @idakev
      @idakev 4 роки тому +11

      @Leonardo Di Kennedy "Kids these days tap anything remotlly close to a female". It's okay, Leo. You're not gay if you're attracted to Louis. An attractive actress pretending to be transgender for a movie is just acting. It's not real. haha

  • @1ButtonDash
    @1ButtonDash 4 роки тому +24

    Regardless of how cooky Ace Ventura is the way he explained the details on the different animal types actually tells how smart the actual character was.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj 3 роки тому +5

      Well said.The character is revealed to be actually very intelligent and very good at his job in the movie.There was a method to the madness.But the zaniness,the quirkiness,the kookiness and the weird,over the top,animated and eccentric behavior would have people writing him off as a moron and as a buffoon,when he actually wasn't.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 роки тому +2

      He didn't have to 'whale' on about it.

    • @Sedines
      @Sedines 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JR-ju3kj You'd have to be smart to come up with all those comebacks and wisecracks on the spot.

  • @Atomic_Comic2077
    @Atomic_Comic2077 3 роки тому +11

    Seeing good ol Jim Carrey and actress Sean Young in another movie would be like a dream come true!!!

  • @ededd3175
    @ededd3175 2 роки тому +2

    protect this man

  • @TheHoon57
    @TheHoon57 3 роки тому +3

    That last part is one of the greatest comebacks in Cinema.

  • @RovingRoy
    @RovingRoy 8 років тому +168

    I knew the JFK assassination was a conspiracy, but didn't know that Ace Ventura did it!

    • @sierra282
      @sierra282 8 років тому +2

      RovingRoy hahahahah

    • @JeSsE10mCcOy11
      @JeSsE10mCcOy11 7 років тому +3

      RovingRoy what a twist

    • @garnet0101
      @garnet0101 4 роки тому +4

      He solved the Lindburg baby case too. Lol

    • @dakkuri1
      @dakkuri1 3 роки тому +2

      No. The cigarette smoking man from x-files did it

    • @calahoon22
      @calahoon22 3 роки тому

      Never understood that reference until I watched a video about it recently!

  • @frozenray0079
    @frozenray0079 Рік тому +1

    The way he turns around at the end 🤣

  • @constantinelheman
    @constantinelheman Рік тому +2

    I have to say, Sean Young looks great in that hair do.

  • @ryankroskey9351
    @ryankroskey9351 4 роки тому +38

    Some of the funniest one-liners in this Movie are “ well, um not really ready for a relationship Louis, but thank you for asking.” And “your number’s still 911?”

  • @WEIRDRAMON
    @WEIRDRAMON 3 роки тому +6

    Your number still 911 🤣 classic

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr Рік тому +1

    He literally killed her with that response but he was not done, he had to kick the body too with the 911 joke 🤣

  • @rohitwagh8631
    @rohitwagh8631 3 роки тому +7

    He's smile at 00:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kenw.1112
    @kenw.1112 3 роки тому +27

    Jim Carey is like the ultimate comedian.

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 7 місяців тому

    the zingers in this movie come at you non - stop!

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 3 роки тому +1

    The twist ending blew my mind.

  • @EdjeMr1975
    @EdjeMr1975 3 роки тому +16

    Sean Young was hilarious in this One
    She's the villian that makes me laugh 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @ev6663
    @ev6663 6 років тому +10

    jim carry the king of comedy
    my favourite actor ever

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 3 роки тому +13

    0:39 his face 😂😂😂😂

  • @bradleythomas27
    @bradleythomas27 3 роки тому +1

    0:38 Looool an expression i have since adopted

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 3 роки тому +2

    1:34 - 1:39 🤣🤣🤣My Dad thought it would've been funnier if Ace asked her, "Your number still *666?* Alrighty then!"

  • @summocommentaction3273
    @summocommentaction3273 4 роки тому +26

    Despite the fact that she played a Trap in this movie: Sean Young was pretty damn fine in her day.

    • @johnheuslerjr9623
      @johnheuslerjr9623 3 роки тому +4

      What's funny is that the ENTIRE squad and SWAT slept with her, since they all threw up after Ace exposed her at the end of the movie.

    • @GamingDualities
      @GamingDualities 3 роки тому

      @@johnheuslerjr9623 how did they all sleep with her and not notice that tho

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 роки тому +3

      @@johnheuslerjr9623 Not exactly slept. Most likely went to the first base.

    • @johnheuslerjr9623
      @johnheuslerjr9623 3 роки тому

      @@manchesterunitedno7 Or 3rd base.

  • @dionwoollaston5717
    @dionwoollaston5717 7 років тому +22

    Gonna need a senzu for that one

  • @luckytyler2860
    @luckytyler2860 3 роки тому +3

    BEST COMEBACK EVER

  • @orpheus0108
    @orpheus0108 3 роки тому +3

    0:40 always cracks me up

  • @Universal_exports87
    @Universal_exports87 4 роки тому +10

    I CAME TO CONFESS, I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL. GENIUS.

  • @TheHoon57
    @TheHoon57 3 роки тому +2

    She calls them experts, but they're just detectives. Ace is a PET detective. Out of everyone in that department, HE is the expert.

  • @bilalahmed2123
    @bilalahmed2123 3 роки тому +2

    Sean Young was hot back in the day

  • @boundaryzero
    @boundaryzero Рік тому

    as a teen I COULD NOT finish the entire scene and had to pause the VHS, from laughing too hard

  • @codrinm.mitrofan5869
    @codrinm.mitrofan5869 11 місяців тому

    1:23 His face expression while saying that:
    He wasn't insulted after all.

  • @JMoruzzi
    @JMoruzzi 2 роки тому +2

    I avoided this film on release because I thought it looked shit. Three decades on and I see my evaluation was correct.

  • @teddybears4life240
    @teddybears4life240 5 місяців тому

    TEN BEST COMEDY SCENES EVER

  • @Shoppingisfun245
    @Shoppingisfun245 3 роки тому +2

    Sean was so pretty

  • @ShortyComps
    @ShortyComps 2 роки тому

    So!! Good !!

  • @resseddep1077
    @resseddep1077 7 років тому +3

    ALLLLRIGHTY THEN

  • @YM-ex8hh
    @YM-ex8hh 3 роки тому +1

    These days you cant make movies like this without someone feeling offended.

  • @gm3275
    @gm3275 3 роки тому +1

    Holy Testicle Tuesday

  • @oisinkierancoyle5518
    @oisinkierancoyle5518 Рік тому +1

    Ace is really talking to Ray Finkle the infamous goal kicker not Einhorn.

  • @togelz
    @togelz Рік тому +1

    0:20 the never mentioned before foreshadowing wkwkwkwkwk

  • @TheEdThinker
    @TheEdThinker 2 роки тому +1

    When I was a teenager I watched this movie 8 times in a row in 2 or 3 days. What the hell was wrong with me? who does that?

  • @mickeybowmeister1944
    @mickeybowmeister1944 2 роки тому +1

    Even as a dude, Sean Young is the most beautiful machine ever made.

  • @harimadhavan1712
    @harimadhavan1712 4 роки тому +1

    I wished if he would turn into Clint Eastwood and say, "I came to confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
    " 🤣

  • @jasonjones5707
    @jasonjones5707 3 роки тому +1

    Your Gun Is Digging Into My Hip 🤣

  • @andersnordlow9386
    @andersnordlow9386 3 роки тому

    yess!

  • @noah-qv8eu
    @noah-qv8eu 7 років тому +3

    Now I feel better

  • @E1craZ4life
    @E1craZ4life 6 років тому +11

    0:24 That "What" sounded a bit masculine to me.

    • @itbelikethat-
      @itbelikethat- 4 роки тому

      Masculine that’s obviously a women with a very large gun on her belt

  • @speedybasket5205
    @speedybasket5205 3 роки тому

    Most underrated joke I’ve ever heard

  • @nazt8277
    @nazt8277 Рік тому

    I just noticed how he looks down at “her” region and yells
    Holy testical Tuesday

  • @sketcharmstrong8491
    @sketcharmstrong8491 3 роки тому +3

    I remember me and my friends copying Carrey's act on the school playground right after seeing this... To be 12 again.

  • @sergiorodriguezgarcia3049
    @sergiorodriguezgarcia3049 4 роки тому +3

    0:08 That face!
    LOL

  • @jmcuzzupe84
    @jmcuzzupe84 3 роки тому

    Did anyone notice that the Buy or Rent description labeled this movie as a drama …. WTF?!?! This movie is the definition of comedy

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 2 роки тому +1

    "Sodomia"
    I never caught that as a kid, lol.
    Also "Holy Testicle Tuesday!" strangely foreshadows the ending...brilliant! lol

  • @SamuelGriffin
    @SamuelGriffin 3 роки тому

    I came to confess.......Laugh so hard at that line.....

  • @darksied88
    @darksied88 3 роки тому

    imma use this when my boss gave me a hard time at work hahaha

  • @Bokaj01
    @Bokaj01 2 роки тому

    'Your gun is diggin' into my hip..'

  • @Onkarr
    @Onkarr 3 роки тому

    0:26 a sneaky little allusion to the Kennedy magic bullet theory 😜💯