Honestly, the security guy is so relatable. Just zoning out for a few minutes only to turn around and be like “Where’s the person I was supposed to be guarding?” That would be me, if I was a bodyguard.
Or lots of other bodyguards who hate their boss and got bad vibes from someone who "didn't notice" that they were right and they lost their job "accidentally" the way they wished to.
Arguably more savage than 47 doing these is Diana responding to them. She always sounds like she's in the middle of her post-nap mimosa and just saw he's checked "fix the toilet" off the honey do list.
do they really think its normal? or is it abnormal and they try to repress the nature of it due to their own benefit? I don't even think they believe killing is normal, just something they need to do for survival, money, etc. When you are are in constant action, always overstimulated by information you don't have time to process.
The train storyline kindly clears the building of all non-targets before the meeting, but the first time I did it I hadn't done the prevous steps. So many innocents dead... also pretty sure I missed the actual target, so yeah, really miked that one up lol
I managed to get "lucky" when I found that kill and only killed her and her like 7 bodyguards. Still huge penalties, but the game gave me points for the kills.
Lord, that security guy... "Hey Undertaker, where did Madam Carlisle go?" "...She said she had a grave matter to attend to." "Alright, alright. Geez, everyone's a comedian."
On the same category: Poisoning Sierra Knox and Dr Rieper cooly telling her that "everything is working as it should", "it will be over soon" and "I am not worried" when Sierra wonders if she should be.
47 is a drummer, a dj, a tattoo artist, a photographer, a runway model, real estate agent, and of course an expert hitman. OF COURSE he knows how to perform a cleansing ritual that is accurate and not offensive.
There's also that one time he apparently read his target's book and done some critical analysis on it _just in case_ he disguised himself as a superfan.
@@dlxmarks That could take weeks, though. The paperwork signing itself is instant, but there's very easily some negotiation. There's likely going to be a home inspection, which isn't instant, then there's any repairs, and a final negotiated price with all of that.
Or the one where you spike the chilli shots with nitrous and watch Sierra go up in flames. I always play the game without Instinct and just keep track of the fatal shot glass.
speaking of a double kill where a dead body is the weapon, that one double kill where you shove a target off of a balcony at the right time in a firework show to have the first target land on the second one, which kills both of them.
My favourite hitman kills are the ones that cast 47 in the spookiest most horror cliche rolls ever and 47 acts as if he doesn’t even realises theres a difference ICA debriefing: “So you then dressed as death and holding a scythe, chased your target through the misty moors until they fell into an open grave you already made a tombstone for and carved their name into..” 47: “well it was that or poison but the kitchen was on the other side of the house”
What's outrageous is that you think 47 is pulling a parody of a cleansing ritual. If he can bang out a drum solo or sashimi fugu to perfect poison, why wouldn't he have deeply studied and perfected the cleansing rituals in the area, just in case?
I think that 47 would have done some research on the location before entering. After all, how else would 47 know exactly what to bring for SASO without researching and preplanning.
For me, one of the most outrageous is in Sapienza, where you have to set things in motion and Silvio will think that he's being haunted by his deceased mother.
The most impressive thing I’ve seen anybody do in Hitman is still Trzebiat’s Berlin Cinematic run. 11 targets killed in what I can only describe as laparoscopically surgical precision for maximum badass points.
Yeah that video was insanely well choreographed, it feels like the canon killing. Though I not sure if 47 would go to the extra effort if killing them. I'm still in awe of it to be honest
9:40 I didn't notice that line from the guard on my playthrough, that's HILARIOUS like "oh btw have you seen Madam Carlisle, i thought she was just here?"
I mean if you saw someone get run over by a train, are you gonna think they were murdered or it was an accident or even suicide of the person standing on the tracks?
I like watching people knock out the detective in the Carlyle mission, bc 47 can solve a full murder mystery while the real detective sits in the bushes outside the estate like "tf is going on"
Favourite audacious (and efficient) hitman hit is The Showstopper mission in Paris, where you can take out both targets by pushing Dalia off the balcony on to Viktor while they're watching the fireworks, classic ruthless efficiency
Wish they had a simple mechanic that would make messing around or "kill everyone" rounds much more fun, similarly to old fps games when an enemy shoots an enemy and they immediately turn on each other. Same would be hilarious if you kill or attack someone in a disguise, put the disguise back on him, and now whenever he goes somewhere they will attack him. Imagine the shaman waking up from being unconscious and suddenly the militia comes to kill him.
The Isle of Sgail mission does have an Easter egg for killing everyone. After killing everyone, guards wearing medieval armor with stupid amounts of health will spawn around the map. They cannot be knocked out too. Unfortunately they don’t have medieval weapons, instead using normal guns, but it’s a fun extra challenge. That’s the only mission I know about however.
I remember years ago, a murder took place on the dance floor of a Berlin nightclub. Nobody noticed anything and the body was only noticed the next morning at 7am when the staff are closing up. By then, he has already been dead for more than 10 hours. And the best part is that the guy was shot. Even with a suppressor, a gunshot is very loud indoors but the loud music masked the sound.
Was the ejector seat not mentioned because technically that was just a simulation of an assassination? I'm sorry, but any assassination that ends with your target unintentionally pulling a Wile E. Coyote move, or where even ACTORS WHO KNEW AN ASSASSINATION WOULD BE ATTEMPTED are screaming "Holy shit!" and "Did that just happen?!" deserves a mention.
@@DanStaal Soders probably killed Knight via basic assassination, considering how Diana mentions that 47 disguising himself as the enemy is "a first" and how you need to disguise yourself as a mechanic to reactivate the ejector seats and lead Knight to the jet
Actually, there's 11 other assassins in the nightclub level, the game only requires you kill 5 though, at that point their handler figures that's an unexceptional number of deaths for a mission to kill one 47 and calls the rest back. The most badass way to do the level is dressing up as the owner of the club, setting up a meeting with 5 of the assassins, then killing them all in a firefight where 47 uses the club owner's shotgun
Train kill is my favorite in the series. Discovered it organically and realized the devious opportunity before me. When it gives you the option to leave with the train I started laughing hysterically. Second favorite kill is destroying Caruso's plane with an antique cannon. You get Caruso to panic and try to leave via the plane and shoot the plane as it leaves. Legendary
There are so many hilarious, brutal and occasionally both deaths Agent 47 can make happen. - Dropping former supermodel on top of fashion house owner resulting in double kill - Knocking brilliant, yet disturbed virologist out, stuffing him in wood chipper and turning it on - Making gigantic mounted fish to go loose in it's attachments and knock target out and thrown in water as well - Replacing safe modern microphone with dangerous vintage microphone and deliberately misusing it - Lacing old crook's oxygen mask with deadly toxin - Sabotaging pyrotechnic safety equipment leading to recreation of ending scene of Wicker Man - Giving target's wife some incriminating documents and she has hot Latina-temper - Flavoring smuggled cocaine-souvenir with deadly toxin - Drowning them in toilet bowl filled with their own puke and fecal matter.
Minor lore error:. Erich Soders was NOT involved in the creation of Agent 47. While he WAS a double-agent for Providence, he knew nothing of Agent 47s true origins, and was actively against 47 joining the ICA in the first place.
The utter glee Andy must have had in making this video! We need more drinking recipe videos of old to come back, tho. Remember when the Hitman developers put Andy and the Oxbox crew's names in the game?
Among 47's many unlikely and unrealistic scenarios, the DJ one seems to be among the more realistic. I can really see such a scene in the real world, where the majority of the club would just keep on dancing regardless.
Hmm, there's almost enough to do a 7 Times Hitman killed with stuffed animals video. Moose, Shark, (Haven), Shark (Miami) , Swordfish (Miami), Antler Chandelier(Dartmoor, bit of a stretch). All I can think of off the top of my head, but could swear Andy or Mike killed Alexa with an Eagle? in Dartmoor.
I really think my favorite thing about 47 is that apparently he just keeps acquiring a mountain of random skills so he can blend in and fill any and every role open to him.
I'd say Zoe Washington being trapped in the burning effigy in HM2 is also a good candidate. Most of 47's kills are quick, but not this one >_>. Sophia in the Iron Maiden too. Ew. Sapienza has a number of ... interesting kills. Not only the ones shown here, but also pushing Abbiati onto the spire. And who can forget Mike sending Caruso flying with the exploding golf ball? Can't recall exactly, but that might have been the nudge I needed to buy the game and enjoy the chaos for myself.
Speaking of Abiatti, you can expose some wiring next to the grave he visits. And proceeds to piss on. 3 guesses as to the consequences of THAT particular petty act of dickishness.
A couple of kills only 47 could pull off with his expertise are in the 3 headed serpent mission. One is where 47 kills Delgardo with a submarine that's being worked on in the underground caves and the 2nd is where Franco gets killed by his drug machine and made into a brick of his own cocaine. The other one worth a mention is where in a guilded cage where you can use the APC to kill Zedayn.
The APC and the lighting rig are the only story missions you can’t get 5 stars with 🧐 Correct me if I’m wrong, but there should be a way to do this stealthily 🤗
@@Demonprincess666 I saw someone do the lighting rig one 5 star silent assassin by using emetic bombs to make everyone run away when he dropped the chandelier.
Berlin was my favorite level. I went extra and knocked out all but one of the ICA agents then carried them to the crane where I dropped the concrete pipe on the body pile. I cleared out the entire level by knockouts. It took a bit to do but it was so worth it in the end.
One of my favourite Hitman kills of all time has to be in Blood Money's opera level. Specifically, the one where you swap out a guy's fake gun with a real one and have him shoot your first target, then make a chandelier crush your other target after he stumbles right below it.
You guys always make the most enjoyable videos. Glad to have been watching for nearly 6 years now and laughing along the way. Also your love for Hitman makes it so much better
All awesome deaths to be sure, Andy -- but we all know that the best outrageous kill ever in Hitman involved a certain colleague of yours tossing a rubber duck at a chef. XD
In "Hitman title that shall not be named" you kill a guy in a wrestling match. Come to think of it the whole Dexter Industries level is a goldmine of outrageous kills.
9:29 That guard lol "Where could she have gone? I have absolutely no clue! What say you, only other person here who was standing behind her just one second ago?"
There is also another kill in Hokkaido where you can get the operating machine to malfunction after some tampering and make it wildly stab Eric Soders multiple times,or in Chongqing where you can overload your target's brain and Mendoza with the wine press.
As a fellow Hitman lover, gotta point out two things, Andy. 1. The train station the Maelstrom and Shah meet in isn't random; it's her base of operations. Your call on whether or not that's more or less stupid, though... 2. ICA didn't create 47. Ort-Meyer did.
For the Apex Predator mission, i wanna point out this one guy on youtube who after memorizing all the ica agents tells and patterns sets up a killtastrophe with him using the meeting with montgomery method, but while the meeting is going on, all the ica agents that aren't present are dying from setup traps with the climax being him using preset explosives in the room to kill Montgomery and the remaining agents
Andy, discussing epic Hitman kills, this really brightened my day! It’s obvious that for Andy, Hitman isn’t just another game he needs to play for work, he really enjoys it and really enjoys finding all the little intricacies.
"I have never seen anyone relax so furiously." And I heard nothing else you said for the next two minutes because I was laughing too hard XD It's so true, too, 47 has no chill.
Figured out you can knock out the guys with hazmat suits and then take the suits, infecting them. Not sure if you can infect Soders or not, but makes it pretty close to a "Kill Everyone Challenge" of a legal nature.
My favourites are the two separate occasions in Hitman 3 when Agent 47 basically gets caught, first in Berlin by the ICA agents who fully know who he is when he disguises himself as the club owner, but he shoots his way out anyway, and then in Argentina if you talk to Tamara Vidal as "Tobias Rieper" enough times, she cottons on and sets up an ambush, and Agent 47 can just shoot his way out of that one too. In both instances, 47 is entirely unfazed by the ambushes.
At the end of sniper assasin in himmelstein diana says "ill clean up after you as usual" hinting that if 47 does these crazy stunts diana has to clean up after him and deal with his mess
Same here. Thanks to them I tried ( and succeeded ) killing Novikov on stage with 5 Stars. It should have been an elusive target, but that would have been to dangerous 😅😵😂
You can also snipe the nests and wait for Carlisle to walk past the grave, then headshot her in. Not as classy, but you get the bonus of the undertaker also being confused
I did not know you could shoot the control box to unlock the observatory. I opened it manually and ran alllllll the way over to the church tower in time to shoot through the telescope...
I've done number 4 as a nurse. You are normally disguised to blend into this area why is why the prompt says "reveal identity". So yes, you CAN kill him as a clown :)
Been watching for a few years now and I have to say it's fun watching this channel, especially with the little comedy bits in there. Love your vids. I was wondering, how bout a vid where in video-games, you'd rather be on the villain's side.
I have a theory about 47; The reason he does these complex and lengthy plans is because they are so dumb that nobody would believe it was a hitman doing it. "So 47, you decided that rather than perhaps shooting or poisoning your target, you were instead going to rig a floor to collapse underneath the person, gave them a tour of the house, told them to "watch their step" and then when they walked over the floor in question, you detonated the charge, causing them to fall through the floor and break their neck on impact?" "Yes." "And you think the authorities aren't going to find this suspicious?" "It was an old house and it was a small explosive."
A couple older favourites from Blood Money, shooting the glass bottomed hot tub so the target falls off a cliff to their doom, or the classic swapping the prop pistol for a real one? 47 did that a bit before Mr Baldwin...
This video upload came at a most opportune time just when I'm about to tackle the last Hitman video from the archives while waiting for more of the Deadly Sins series.
Killing Silvio Caruso disguised in plague doctor in Sapienza is my personal favorite in terms of classness, but revealing yourself to Erich Soders is the most 47 thing ever.
I love the Japanese level. Mostly for the Kill Bill easer eggs. Basically getting SASO using the motorcyclist outfit as your suit and being limited to the katana is a real challenge.
I think the most outrageous Sapienza kill is the one where 47 uses a cannon to down the escaping target's sea plane. That takes a lot of arranging to pull off. Or you can go with the Burning Man on the Colorado level. That one is very ... special.
I only did the paris mission in the first game. And the double kill is certainly entertaining when you set off the fireworks and either push the woman off the balcony to land on your other target. Or the more professional option where you snipe her off the balcony... it's just that the angle you shoot her off from would make the bullet's trajectory make her fall in the opposite direction.
In hitman blood money during the curtains down mission in Paris your target is Alvaro D'alvade a famous opera star part of the production involves shooting Alvaro with a fake handgun but Agent 47 can replace it with a real one instead.
On the mendoza level of hitman3, you can kill both targets without ever touching or isolating them. You can tell the dons wife that he cheated on her, causing her to push him off a balcony. For the 2nd target, there's a sniper nest on the map, at the base of this area is a box with an earpiece inside, this earpiece can be used to contact the sniper team above.. I think you can see where that leads.
something i have always wondered is what does 47 do with the buttloads of cash he gets from his jobs i kinda wonder if he just has a private island somewhere with every gun ever made on it as well as every costume and books on how to do every job and he just uses his free time to act out these different job roles for if there ever needed
The dance party in Marrakesh, lol. There's something about spontaneously making all the goons dance and then following Reza Zaydan to his raised platform that you've placed a remote bomb on.
I managed to time it perfectly one time so there was a guy telling everyone that general zeydan is dead and right after that the dancing started. Shows how much they cared for their superior 😂😂😂
Honestly, the security guy is so relatable. Just zoning out for a few minutes only to turn around and be like “Where’s the person I was supposed to be guarding?” That would be me, if I was a bodyguard.
My cousin is like that with his youngest child.
Or lots of other bodyguards who hate their boss and got bad vibes from someone who "didn't notice" that they were right and they lost their job "accidentally" the way they wished to.
same.
same i started cracking up at him
Don’t blaze on the job
Arguably more savage than 47 doing these is Diana responding to them. She always sounds like she's in the middle of her post-nap mimosa and just saw he's checked "fix the toilet" off the honey do list.
She’s worked with him for years, at this point it’s normal.
do they really think its normal? or is it abnormal and they try to repress the nature of it due to their own benefit?
I don't even think they believe killing is normal, just something they need to do for survival, money, etc. When you are are in constant action, always overstimulated by information you don't have time to process.
Her response once Alpha Predator is done is one of the few times she's even slightly upset "Well done, 47. Well fucking done..."
@@LarsBlitzer Right? That one hit me.
@@LarsBlitzer That wasn't Diana. That was Jiao, the ICA Agents' handler. And she only says that if you kill all 11 agents, not just the required 5.
The train storyline kindly clears the building of all non-targets before the meeting, but the first time I did it I hadn't done the prevous steps. So many innocents dead... also pretty sure I missed the actual target, so yeah, really miked that one up lol
You could say that your method needed more... training... to pull it off 👀
I usually killed most of the people until I accidentally managed to do it right 😅😂
I've done it without clearing the building and still managed no non-target kills.
There's no witnesses if there's no one to witness it
I managed to get "lucky" when I found that kill and only killed her and her like 7 bodyguards. Still huge penalties, but the game gave me points for the kills.
Lord, that security guy...
"Hey Undertaker, where did Madam Carlisle go?"
"...She said she had a grave matter to attend to."
"Alright, alright. Geez, everyone's a comedian."
Can he give different responses to the guard? On my play through the other day he said "She's gone to rest"
"She's buried in her work."
"She's fallen head over heels for my ideas."
On the same category: Poisoning Sierra Knox and Dr Rieper cooly telling her that "everything is working as it should", "it will be over soon" and "I am not worried" when Sierra wonders if she should be.
She'll fill you in later
47 is a drummer, a dj, a tattoo artist, a photographer, a runway model, real estate agent, and of course an expert hitman. OF COURSE he knows how to perform a cleansing ritual that is accurate and not offensive.
Let's not forget his superb dancing skills as a flamingo mascot.
I always told everyone it should be the thriller dance.
Although it must be said he's not a very good real estate agent. He should have closed the sale before killing the target.
There's also that one time he apparently read his target's book and done some critical analysis on it _just in case_ he disguised himself as a superfan.
@@dlxmarks That could take weeks, though. The paperwork signing itself is instant, but there's very easily some negotiation. There's likely going to be a home inspection, which isn't instant, then there's any repairs, and a final negotiated price with all of that.
I always love the one in Miami where you can kick Robert Knox off of the building and onto Sierra's car, thus eliminating both at the same time
Or the one where you spike the chilli shots with nitrous and watch Sierra go up in flames. I always play the game without Instinct and just keep track of the fatal shot glass.
I like the one where you can make him blow up her car and then shove him onto the racetrack XD
That or he jumps onto the racetrack himself - I don't remember for certain.
speaking of a double kill where a dead body is the weapon, that one double kill where you shove a target off of a balcony at the right time in a firework show to have the first target land on the second one, which kills both of them.
what
My favourite hitman kills are the ones that cast 47 in the spookiest most horror cliche rolls ever and 47 acts as if he doesn’t even realises theres a difference
ICA debriefing: “So you then dressed as death and holding a scythe, chased your target through the misty moors until they fell into an open grave you already made a tombstone for and carved their name into..”
47: “well it was that or poison but the kitchen was on the other side of the house”
I read that as if it was Andy as 47 with his impression lol
Well that's exactly how I play sooo
you could also include chasing the the target with a sword while yelling dark souls
*Exfiltrates via flight granting flamingo costume.*
I read that in 47 does realty voice.
"I have never seen anyone relax so furiously."
~Andy Farrant, 2021
I love that the cement kill counts as "body hidden" because she vanishes under the concrete.
What's outrageous is that you think 47 is pulling a parody of a cleansing ritual. If he can bang out a drum solo or sashimi fugu to perfect poison, why wouldn't he have deeply studied and perfected the cleansing rituals in the area, just in case?
Wouldn't you?
@@favoritemustard3542 exactly!
that makes sense.
He's assassinated enough people, including co-workers, he has good reason to want a cleanse now and again.
I think that 47 would have done some research on the location before entering. After all, how else would 47 know exactly what to bring for SASO without researching and preplanning.
For me, one of the most outrageous is in Sapienza, where you have to set things in motion and Silvio will think that he's being haunted by his deceased mother.
The most impressive thing I’ve seen anybody do in Hitman is still Trzebiat’s Berlin Cinematic run. 11 targets killed in what I can only describe as laparoscopically surgical precision for maximum badass points.
That was amazing, and I wonder how long it took.
Yeah that video was insanely well choreographed, it feels like the canon killing. Though I not sure if 47 would go to the extra effort if killing them. I'm still in awe of it to be honest
Thanks :)
His latest RFID explosion series is incredible.
Yes! I actually tried to send a link for that to Oxbox, but I don't have Twitter. Andy at least really needs to see that video.
9:40 I didn't notice that line from the guard on my playthrough, that's HILARIOUS like "oh btw have you seen Madam Carlisle, i thought she was just here?"
I like that the train counts as an 'unnoticed kill.' Yup. No one saw that train go right through a building.
They saw the train and they were so distracted by this that they couldn’t notice anything else 🧐😂
also “Silent Kill”
I mean if you saw someone get run over by a train, are you gonna think they were murdered or it was an accident or even suicide of the person standing on the tracks?
_”It’s still stealth if nobody’s alive to witness it.”_
@@NotAnAlex_Guy well the train driver did a sweet bail out of the train
I like watching people knock out the detective in the Carlyle mission, bc 47 can solve a full murder mystery while the real detective sits in the bushes outside the estate like "tf is going on"
Exactly, that's why Dartmoor is my favourite level in the game and I can't bring myself to play it any other way
If you convince her he killed himself, she yeets herself off balcony.
@@claytonwesthoff4625 And apparently that's not even the only way to make her kill herself for you.
"Murder Sommelier" needs to be on your business card Andy.
I'd be surprised if it wasn't there already.
Lol exactly.
Favourite audacious (and efficient) hitman hit is The Showstopper mission in Paris, where you can take out both targets by pushing Dalia off the balcony on to Viktor while they're watching the fireworks, classic ruthless efficiency
That Colombia kill really cemented 47's position as one of the all-time best murderers.
Wish they had a simple mechanic that would make messing around or "kill everyone" rounds much more fun, similarly to old fps games when an enemy shoots an enemy and they immediately turn on each other. Same would be hilarious if you kill or attack someone in a disguise, put the disguise back on him, and now whenever he goes somewhere they will attack him.
Imagine the shaman waking up from being unconscious and suddenly the militia comes to kill him.
The Isle of Sgail mission does have an Easter egg for killing everyone.
After killing everyone, guards wearing medieval armor with stupid amounts of health will spawn around the map. They cannot be knocked out too.
Unfortunately they don’t have medieval weapons, instead using normal guns, but it’s a fun extra challenge.
That’s the only mission I know about however.
"...somehow didn't notice that the club was now on fire, or a corpse dropping on them."
Sir have you been to a Berlin nightclub
Nope, how so?
@@hanif7592 most people are probably on drugs, it's possible for people to literally bang on the dance floor and no one cares
@@joelrobinson5457 oh my, they're so high they don't care? that's a bit scary
@@hanif7592 yep
I remember years ago, a murder took place on the dance floor of a Berlin nightclub. Nobody noticed anything and the body was only noticed the next morning at 7am when the staff are closing up. By then, he has already been dead for more than 10 hours. And the best part is that the guy was shot. Even with a suppressor, a gunshot is very loud indoors but the loud music masked the sound.
Was the ejector seat not mentioned because technically that was just a simulation of an assassination? I'm sorry, but any assassination that ends with your target unintentionally pulling a Wile E. Coyote move, or where even ACTORS WHO KNEW AN ASSASSINATION WOULD BE ATTEMPTED are screaming "Holy shit!" and "Did that just happen?!" deserves a mention.
Not a ‘only could be done by 47’: Eric Soders did that mission for real…
Hitman 2 retconned it so that the actor playing Knight didn't die in the ejector seat mission story so it wouldn't count now.
@@DanStaal
Soders didn't kill his target using the ejector seat though.
@@southparkkenny2 I think the Hitman side story "Overachievers" implied that Eric Soders did pull some kind of ejector seat shenanigans once.
@@DanStaal Soders probably killed Knight via basic assassination, considering how Diana mentions that 47 disguising himself as the enemy is "a first" and how you need to disguise yourself as a mechanic to reactivate the ejector seats and lead Knight to the jet
outsidexbox and hitman are a match made in murdery, murdery heaven
Especially when it’s Mike and clown 47 😄
Actually, there's 11 other assassins in the nightclub level, the game only requires you kill 5 though, at that point their handler figures that's an unexceptional number of deaths for a mission to kill one 47 and calls the rest back.
The most badass way to do the level is dressing up as the owner of the club, setting up a meeting with 5 of the assassins, then killing them all in a firefight where 47 uses the club owner's shotgun
"You are a legend, 47"
"Legends die. I'm alive"
@@Child_of_the_Void "Well... not for long"
@@Petrovich-sh7piYour friend, Grey, is certainly dead.
You can also kill the other 5-6 remaining Agents on the map before they can escape and their Handler will begrudgingly congratulate 47
Train kill is my favorite in the series. Discovered it organically and realized the devious opportunity before me. When it gives you the option to leave with the train I started laughing hysterically. Second favorite kill is destroying Caruso's plane with an antique cannon. You get Caruso to panic and try to leave via the plane and shoot the plane as it leaves. Legendary
There are so many hilarious, brutal and occasionally both deaths Agent 47 can make happen.
- Dropping former supermodel on top of fashion house owner resulting in double kill
- Knocking brilliant, yet disturbed virologist out, stuffing him in wood chipper and turning it on
- Making gigantic mounted fish to go loose in it's attachments and knock target out and thrown in water as well
- Replacing safe modern microphone with dangerous vintage microphone and deliberately misusing it
- Lacing old crook's oxygen mask with deadly toxin
- Sabotaging pyrotechnic safety equipment leading to recreation of ending scene of Wicker Man
- Giving target's wife some incriminating documents and she has hot Latina-temper
- Flavoring smuggled cocaine-souvenir with deadly toxin
- Drowning them in toilet bowl filled with their own puke and fecal matter.
"Its my first day"
Agent 47 - Most likely
Said on the deck of a ship to a flock of angry, trigger happy penguins i assume
Minor lore error:. Erich Soders was NOT involved in the creation of Agent 47. While he WAS a double-agent for Providence, he knew nothing of Agent 47s true origins, and was actively against 47 joining the ICA in the first place.
I would argue that 47 managing to no scope silvio in a moving plane with a dang cannon could fit here lol
How could we ever forget the truly iconic moment where Agent 47 became Professor X and killed a man with his mind?
Yep...
Who knew he was his own weapon?
Huh?
@@lylahsworld3930The Chonqing mission in 3 has a chance for you to overload a target's mind with mind control technology.
The utter glee Andy must have had in making this video! We need more drinking recipe videos of old to come back, tho. Remember when the Hitman developers put Andy and the Oxbox crew's names in the game?
One of the DJs in the Berlin Level is actually called "Egbert -Jan de Graaf". I haven't found the other Oxventurers yet though...
I just discovered names on the patient board in Miami a couple weeks ago. 😂
(I'm late to the game.)
5:07 “I’ve never seen anyone relax soo furiously” least he is trying 😂
Among 47's many unlikely and unrealistic scenarios, the DJ one seems to be among the more realistic. I can really see such a scene in the real world, where the majority of the club would just keep on dancing regardless.
I'm 99% sure that you've covered it in another video but I would like to bring up the spectacular moose kill
They did one after hitman 2 came out, this one includes hitman 3.
Either that or they had to reload.
Hmm, there's almost enough to do a 7 Times Hitman killed with stuffed animals video. Moose, Shark, (Haven), Shark (Miami) , Swordfish (Miami), Antler Chandelier(Dartmoor, bit of a stretch). All I can think of off the top of my head, but could swear Andy or Mike killed Alexa with an Eagle? in Dartmoor.
@@johnsansker7064 Mike shot an antler chandelier which fell on Alexa Carlisle's head.
I really think my favorite thing about 47 is that apparently he just keeps acquiring a mountain of random skills so he can blend in and fill any and every role open to him.
I'd say Zoe Washington being trapped in the burning effigy in HM2 is also a good candidate. Most of 47's kills are quick, but not this one >_>. Sophia in the Iron Maiden too. Ew.
Sapienza has a number of ... interesting kills. Not only the ones shown here, but also pushing Abbiati onto the spire. And who can forget Mike sending Caruso flying with the exploding golf ball? Can't recall exactly, but that might have been the nudge I needed to buy the game and enjoy the chaos for myself.
Jane did the spire one IIRC.
Also, if you want the observatory to be more outrageous: You can do it with a silver baller
The only acceptable kill in Sapienza is the home videos one, because it triggers one of the best video game songs ever.
Speaking of Abiatti, you can expose some wiring next to the grave he visits. And proceeds to piss on. 3 guesses as to the consequences of THAT particular petty act of dickishness.
For me too. I tried the game only because of outside Xbox. Hell, I earned every trophy in the trilogy (thrice Hitman 1 and twice Hitman 2).
A couple of kills only 47 could pull off with his expertise are in the 3 headed serpent mission. One is where 47 kills Delgardo with a submarine that's being worked on in the underground caves and the 2nd is where Franco gets killed by his drug machine and made into a brick of his own cocaine.
The other one worth a mention is where in a guilded cage where you can use the APC to kill Zedayn.
Shoving Zedayn into the printing press is far more of an 'Only 47' kill.
The APC and the lighting rig are the only story missions you can’t get 5 stars with 🧐 Correct me if I’m wrong, but there should be a way to do this stealthily 🤗
@@Demonprincess666 true it's not the most stealthy the APC kill but it is definitely a kill only 47 could get away with.
@@Demonprincess666 I saw someone do the lighting rig one 5 star silent assassin by using emetic bombs to make everyone run away when he dropped the chandelier.
Omg a body just dropped!
Crowd: drop! Drop! Drop!
Jane: where IS the Drop?
47: whos Jane
😂😂😂
We need a compilation video of all of Andy's bits speaking as 47.
I second this.
Berlin was my favorite level. I went extra and knocked out all but one of the ICA agents then carried them to the crane where I dropped the concrete pipe on the body pile. I cleared out the entire level by knockouts. It took a bit to do but it was so worth it in the end.
Well, that explains how I've been unable to do the Hokkaido kill. It never occurred to me to just wear the signature suit into the operating room.
And it makes sense lorewise: you need to be in your iconic outfit in order to be properly recognized.
2:42 well, that's one solution to the trolley problem...
One of my favourite Hitman kills of all time has to be in Blood Money's opera level. Specifically, the one where you swap out a guy's fake gun with a real one and have him shoot your first target, then make a chandelier crush your other target after he stumbles right below it.
You guys always make the most enjoyable videos. Glad to have been watching for nearly 6 years now and laughing along the way. Also your love for Hitman makes it so much better
All awesome deaths to be sure, Andy -- but we all know that the best outrageous kill ever in Hitman involved a certain colleague of yours tossing a rubber duck at a chef. XD
In "Hitman title that shall not be named" you kill a guy in a wrestling match. Come to think of it the whole Dexter Industries level is a goldmine of outrageous kills.
Oh you mean....hitman absolution? 😂
9:29 That guard lol
"Where could she have gone? I have absolutely no clue! What say you, only other person here who was standing behind her just one second ago?"
@Blur4strike Such a 47 thing to say, I swear lol
"I have never seen anyone relax so furiously."
Me: Was assassinated with laughter.
There is also another kill in Hokkaido where you can get the operating machine to malfunction after some tampering and make it wildly stab Eric Soders multiple times,or in Chongqing where you can overload your target's brain and Mendoza with the wine press.
Agent 47, basically the 8th wonder of the world
can paint a master art, good at DJ-ing, knock someone out with grapes, etc..
this guy really can do everything..
I just love that you get a “body hidden” prompt after burying someone in cement in front of a bunch of guards and workers.
As a fellow Hitman lover, gotta point out two things, Andy.
1. The train station the Maelstrom and Shah meet in isn't random; it's her base of operations. Your call on whether or not that's more or less stupid, though...
2. ICA didn't create 47. Ort-Meyer did.
Only Agent 47 can speed run an entire mission via a muffin.
"I've never seen anyone relax so furiously" I felt that 😂
😂😂 great job with the thumbnail i'm guessing maybe Jane?
man, for someone who's essentially programmed to be a cold-blooded killer 47 is very creative
For the Apex Predator mission, i wanna point out this one guy on youtube who after memorizing all the ica agents tells and patterns sets up a killtastrophe with him using the meeting with montgomery method, but while the meeting is going on, all the ica agents that aren't present are dying from setup traps with the climax being him using preset explosives in the room to kill Montgomery and the remaining agents
Could you link that video please.
"I, your murder sommelier" is an excellent line😂
That observatory snipe is amazing!! List suggestion - Hitman kills with the MOST collateral damage. Paris springs to mind...
Andy, discussing epic Hitman kills, this really brightened my day! It’s obvious that for Andy, Hitman isn’t just another game he needs to play for work, he really enjoys it and really enjoys finding all the little intricacies.
The surprising effective Mike approach is something only agent 47 could pull off, often with pretty interesting results
"I have never seen anyone relax so furiously." And I heard nothing else you said for the next two minutes because I was laughing too hard XD
It's so true, too, 47 has no chill.
The quarantine run where you have to eliminate everyone who comes in contact with the target..... and everyone who they come in contact with.... etc.
Figured out you can knock out the guys with hazmat suits and then take the suits, infecting them. Not sure if you can infect Soders or not, but makes it pretty close to a "Kill Everyone Challenge" of a legal nature.
So, is andy trying to show mike that you can kill these people this way without going berserk mode? 🤣
My favourites are the two separate occasions in Hitman 3 when Agent 47 basically gets caught, first in Berlin by the ICA agents who fully know who he is when he disguises himself as the club owner, but he shoots his way out anyway, and then in Argentina if you talk to Tamara Vidal as "Tobias Rieper" enough times, she cottons on and sets up an ambush, and Agent 47 can just shoot his way out of that one too. In both instances, 47 is entirely unfazed by the ambushes.
“….do this with the clown outfit!”
…Mike?
At the end of sniper assasin in himmelstein diana says "ill clean up after you as usual" hinting that if 47 does these crazy stunts diana has to clean up after him and deal with his mess
I started playing the Hitman games because of these wonderful people and now I watch their videos to get new murder ideas. :D
Same here. Thanks to them I tried ( and succeeded ) killing Novikov on stage with 5 Stars. It should have been an elusive target, but that would have been to dangerous 😅😵😂
You can also snipe the nests and wait for Carlisle to walk past the grave, then headshot her in. Not as classy, but you get the bonus of the undertaker also being confused
I did not know you could shoot the control box to unlock the observatory. I opened it manually and ran alllllll the way over to the church tower in time to shoot through the telescope...
I've done number 4 as a nurse. You are normally disguised to blend into this area why is why the prompt says "reveal identity". So yes, you CAN kill him as a clown :)
Been watching for a few years now and I have to say it's fun watching this channel, especially with the little comedy bits in there. Love your vids. I was wondering, how bout a vid where in video-games, you'd rather be on the villain's side.
I have a theory about 47; The reason he does these complex and lengthy plans is because they are so dumb that nobody would believe it was a hitman doing it.
"So 47, you decided that rather than perhaps shooting or poisoning your target, you were instead going to rig a floor to collapse underneath the person, gave them a tour of the house, told them to "watch their step" and then when they walked over the floor in question, you detonated the charge, causing them to fall through the floor and break their neck on impact?"
"Yes."
"And you think the authorities aren't going to find this suspicious?"
"It was an old house and it was a small explosive."
A couple older favourites from Blood Money, shooting the glass bottomed hot tub so the target falls off a cliff to their doom, or the classic swapping the prop pistol for a real one? 47 did that a bit before Mr Baldwin...
1:35 he really made the bodies hit the floor.
This video upload came at a most opportune time just when I'm about to tackle the last Hitman video from the archives while waiting for more of the Deadly Sins series.
Killing Silvio Caruso disguised in plague doctor in Sapienza is my personal favorite in terms of classness, but revealing yourself to Erich Soders is the most 47 thing ever.
My favorite is still "He has a pressing Engagement... OH MY GOD!"
"ill be finished here in a second"
*literally fills hole in one second*
The best part of the Madam Carlisle kill is that if you reply to the security guard 47 will say "She went to take a rest". Classic 47
5:02 me sleeping without turning the AC on
Someone dying from seeing 47, knowing who he is, seems more natural than outrageous
But it's still something that only 47 could pull off, by definition.
I've never seen anyone relax so furiously. 😂😂😂
Man, 47 is just enjoying his job to much
I love the Japanese level. Mostly for the Kill Bill easer eggs. Basically getting SASO using the motorcyclist outfit as your suit and being limited to the katana is a real challenge.
I think the most outrageous Sapienza kill is the one where 47 uses a cannon to down the escaping target's sea plane. That takes a lot of arranging to pull off.
Or you can go with the Burning Man on the Colorado level. That one is very ... special.
I hope Mike's exploding duck is on this list
The clown outfit doesn't count as a suit to scare that guy to death? Sad.
You know Mike's asking for that petition
"Where's Madame Carlisle?" Slowest reaction time ever.
In other words,
Things Andy likes to do on his free time.
I only did the paris mission in the first game. And the double kill is certainly entertaining when you set off the fireworks and either push the woman off the balcony to land on your other target. Or the more professional option where you snipe her off the balcony... it's just that the angle you shoot her off from would make the bullet's trajectory make her fall in the opposite direction.
It was one of those JFK bullets that add a second impact in the other direction. Very handy.
5. Shaman: no subtitle
In hitman blood money during the curtains down mission in Paris your target is Alvaro D'alvade a famous opera star part of the production involves shooting Alvaro with a fake handgun but Agent 47 can replace it with a real one instead.
“Where’s Madam Carslisle?” As you fill up the grave lol
On the mendoza level of hitman3, you can kill both targets without ever touching or isolating them.
You can tell the dons wife that he cheated on her, causing her to push him off a balcony.
For the 2nd target, there's a sniper nest on the map, at the base of this area is a box with an earpiece inside, this earpiece can be used to contact the sniper team above.. I think you can see where that leads.
You gotta love that big innocent smile of 47 in the thumbnail
Mythbusters did the shooting down another person's scope thing
Except that was a Sniper duel, shooting down a sniper scope, not a telescope 🔭 as seen here...
Gunny Sergeant Carlos Hathcock in the Vietnam was pulled it off. Once in a lifetime shot. Dude was BA.
something i have always wondered is what does 47 do with the buttloads of cash he gets from his jobs i kinda wonder if he just has a private island somewhere with every gun ever made on it as well as every costume and books on how to do every job and he just uses his free time to act out these different job roles for if there ever needed
The flamingo costume awakened something in him, and fursuits are *expensive*.
The dance party in Marrakesh, lol. There's something about spontaneously making all the goons dance and then following Reza Zaydan to his raised platform that you've placed a remote bomb on.
I managed to time it perfectly one time so there was a guy telling everyone that general zeydan is dead and right after that the dancing started. Shows how much they cared for their superior 😂😂😂
I'm just here to appreciate "murder sommelier."
09:20 This is Sparta!