LaTomahawk EJECTED in CRAZY NBA Debut
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2023
- LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III drops an absurd stat line in his historic NBA Debut!
Can he carry the Memphis RIZZlies to a NBA championship?
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The NBA creates a whole lab generated team to stop LaTomahawk
Space jam
And their captain is a gambling addict.
Heard they are going to make a lab implemented player by the name of “LaStopSignGlassBreaker XII” according to the NBA, he’s supposed to be a deadly 7’11 center who will be capable of dunking over anybody and making a point every time he’s in the paint, with these rumours, the Washington Magic has been looking into him for the next draft, not sure if these are rumours but it’s been leaked by many on twitter, we will see in the future if this Center is implemented in the NBA, and if he is, will he be strong enough to take on LaTomahawk?
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And still fail
LaTomahawk has to score 100+ points single-handedly for the game to count as a win. He also has to shatter someone’s ankles before each three or it doesn’t count.
Thank you for said lore
Yooooo
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@@jaydoles88YO WHUTUP YO WUSSUP.
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Rule idea: No baddies are allowed to sit courtside
😂😅
He will just jump to the top row and find a baddie sitting there then
@@NV32310 Damn fair point
And this is played in Memphis, just imagine what he will do in San Antonio!
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Idea: LaSuplex TapOut VIII, a 6’9 wrestling prodigy created in a lab who has held the WWE title for 420 days and is undefeated in solo matchups at 69-0 and made some schmucko named Roman go straight back to NXT.
Or LaTakeDown FaceSquisher lll
Yes I like this idea
LaKnockout HayMaker V already exists
@@YEAtech1934 how about Lacantseeme foldingchair lv???
I was thinking this days ago.
LaPowerBomb CrotchChop II
I tried to get into the game, but they were only letting in baddies so LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III would not miss any shots.
Still can’t believe he dropped a 200 point Quintuple double, I would’ve loved to have been in attendance🔥
Lol
Ur channel is 🔥 btw
Me too. I sold my house, car, and took out my retirement savings and still couldn’t afford to get in
Duude ur videos are fire on ur channel🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hahahahahhahahhahahga
New rule to balance LaTomahawk: all shots must be made from behind the half court line unless dunked
nah they're gonna ban women from coming into the stadium so he doesn't make shots every time
I was about to say the same rule. Either all shots from half court or moon shots. Blindfolded and 1 hand behind the back, with his shoelaces tied together
You mean he has to dunk from the half court line or it doesn't count lol
LaTomahawk must have at least 40 assists per game so he doesn’t break his back carrying the Grizzlies by himself.
“This midget can’t guard me.” I didn’t know there was friendly fire in NBA2K.
This is why I’m subscribed
First bro fr the goat don’t think I didn’t see the date on the tweets latomohawk😂
Keep making this series. I love it
Fr
1:10 LOOK AT THE DANCE😂🕺
new rule: latomahawk must only shoot half court shots blindfolded to not see the baddies
You need to make a golfer for pga tour named Laclubswinga flagpole the 4th who is LaSteroid’s 3 year old grampa, who has a rare type of disability where whenever a mega hot baddie is on the sidelines, he hits a whole in one, but if he doesn’t he proceeds to whack the camera man with his golf club
Certified banger after 40 seconds
1:11 THE GRIZZLIES DANCE 😭 YOURE THE BEST UA-camR OF ALL TIME
The greatest family in all of history. The LaSteroid Genetics are unstoppable. I’m worried for the future of all sports.
New rule, ankle snatcher has to score 60+ points, otherwise he is sent to the Shanghai sharks
The nba should ban all baddies from sitting court side
If LaTomahawk doesn’t have a 100pt quintuple double imma be dissapointed
Might be the first person to get a triple triple
@@legitelf0058420pt quintuple quintuple
What? plenty of people have had triple doubles.@@legitelf0058
How can he get assists if he scores most of the points?... 😂
He has to play with an entire team of Ben Simmons
LaTomahawk needs to get that Jordan Poole treatment
He gots that monster throw down chop! Cracking dem ankles! Like Captin Crunch ..He makin it happen!
Man, you are crazee!!! Great video.
We gotta find a way to get LaSteriod in at court side. Also, I wonder if the announcers can be modded to say 'LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher II', I'll have to look into that.
That was an absolute Tomahawk chop style debut.
Great video! When is safety Labodybag coming?
La Nutmeg has to be my favourite. He just doesn't miss a shot
I like LaSteriod
276 points
3 assists
28 steals
1 block
2 turnovers
Dont make me call a timeout you betta pass me the rock 😂😂😂😂😂
Rule: for every assist to count it needs to be an ally-oop to a teammate
new rule: every time he obliterates someones ankles, he has to shoot an absolute deadeye water shitshot from the three line, any dunks after stealing ankles dont count.
As a young child Latomahawk dominated the little leagues with his brother LaCookies AnkleSnatcher I. Two years ago Latomahawks baddie cheated with LaCookies and they never played basketball together ever again. Now the only player that can stop Latomahawk is LaCookies and the Oklahoma City Thunder!
Bro Jokic ain’t got NOTHIN on Latomahawk🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III’s shoe is not allowed to touch the paint. If he does, it counts as a 3-pointer for the other team. However, I imagine that this won’t stop LaTomahawk🔥💯
Can you do a defensive football player?
Lamurdercharge bodybag IV
This 12 year old outside linebacker eats the offense for breakfast. He averages 15 sacks per game, with 8 for a loss, while also racking up 10 interceptions with 5 returned to the crib, and has forced more fumbles and recovered them than any other defense. Standing at 6'8", 420lbs, this force of nature was created in a lab to counter LaGunslinga Dime Droppa IV.
He did one
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
There's a reason you're not running the channel😐
@@goodgrief1163 You have to admit it it's a hilarious name
@@Sh4rtL0rdYea
The goat has returned 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
YESSIR
LaSteroid is BACKKKK
This truly is the greatest youtube channel of all time.
Since Ankle Snatcher is so good he automatically be given 5 fouls when the game starts
Sorry for grammar
The NBA had to make him play with untied shoe laces
NBA makes him have to only pass the rock or get an alley oop to score
The House of LaSteroid continues to grow. They cannot be stopped! 😂
There should be a golf player. 👇
The 360 dunk was my favorite play.
2:47 AI Jones: _He moved left, then right, then, incredibly, back to the left! Obviously, I could only give up at that point._
best comment was "sent a piss missile" the Steroid family is legit !!!! LMAO I watch these all the time!! good job
🤣🤣🤣 them snorting coke took me out new pregame routine
I'm damn near pissing my pants 😂😂😂
That jump shot is beautiful
let's see an olympic type video where we see all of the lasteroid family members absolutely destroy their sport and show their true dominance as the goats of sports
Can’t wait to see LaTomahawk give Dame Lillard a warm welcome to my Milwaukee Bucks at 5k likes
Make it so the hotter the baddie is on the court side the farther he shoots from, then have ice spice as the guest of honor to his games
Absolute legend destroying the weak
As the new rule la tamohawk cant look at all during the game. But because his daddy powers he will be able to sense the baddies
I was here for bro’s first long form vid
Funniest 2k video I’ve ever watched 😂
“Quit crying to the female ref…I was with the before the game if you know what I mean” 😂😂😂
I gotta get an Ankle Snatcher II jersey now!
We gotta see the dunk contest gameplay with him
LaTomahawk gotta score 0 and still win, gotta show his goated fundamentals
LaTomahawk has to shoot free throws underhand with his eyes closed to keep it fair
I lost it at "Gambling addict from Space Jam"
Now you gotta make a Lasteroid family member in the WWE 😈😈😈
No baddies allowed to nerf laTomahawk
I have to say this - whoever's behind the lasteroid lineage and lore is a genius.
That was the best basketball video I've watched in a looong time.. lol..
LA TOMAHAWK ANKLE SNATCHER COOKS.
New rule: he can only dribble with his big long stick
I know nothing about Basketball but omg laughing the entire time...
*camera focusing above his head*
LeTomahawk must get ejected from every game for it to count as a win
The new rule is an insta star with over 100,000 followers are banned from the game so there’s no baddies
My favorite family member hasn't been created yet...LaKitchen Wrecker, the Pickleball King
8:50 I was hoping there would be a line like that in this video.
Goated nba player doesn’t matter if he got ejected he is the goat
New rule every shot latomahawk makes has to be a half court or they ban women from going to the game your choice.
What a performance, can’t wait for latomahawk to play in front of the Miami baddies
1:34 BEST SHOOTER IN THE NBA JA MORANT
4:40 I COULDNT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER THIS HAD ME WEAK!!!
New rule: LaTomahawk can't dunk unless he gets an assist and no 3s unless he gets a turn over whenever, like a cooldown system.
New rule: the NBA and MLB Commissioners were drunkenly discussing how the LaSteroid family was destroying their respective leagues by being too good, and they decided to force LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III and LaSteroid DaddyHack IV to switch teams and leagues. Surely they couldn't dominate each others' sports, they figured.
We need a full of vid of latomahawks ankle breakers
You should make his son Lagreenlight Rizzerup IIV
only 3’s can count only if his eye’s are closed
Latomahawk has to play with a court-side baddie sitting on his shoulders, facing backwards of course.
Gotta see LaTomahawk in the dunk contest
For 30 games, he cannot use steroids
lmao, the intro describing Lebron and MJ set me off
Stat line prediction
Pts:215
Reb: 11
Stl: 24
Assist :17
Block:1
New rule for LaTomahawk; must take a shot of Patron for every 10 points and drink a beer for every dunk
Fun fact: when Dennis Rodman wanted to wear 69 for the Dallas Mavericks, and it got approved by Mark Cuban, David Stern didn’t like the joke and banned the number
Rule idea He has to carry Livvy Dunne on his back the hole game
Honestly bro just keeps making new characters and every time he makes a new one I think it’s the greatest shit since sliced bread Anklesnatcher def the best rn
The NBA creates a 7'7 hybrid for every team except for memphis
Rule idea: latomahawk is only allowed to score 2 point shots
I'm selling a ticket stub from LaTomahawk's first game. I didn't go, but my girlfriend did and LaTomahawk said I can have her ticket stub if she went back to his room with her.
FIRE CUH
Rule 69: latomahawk has to shoot 3 pointers or it doesn’t count
New rule: LaTomahawk can only shoot behind the arc and if he makes it it only gives 2 points.
My fav asteroid member is the OG LASTEROID DADDY HACK IV 🔥🔥🔥
He got that drip for the baddies 😂