12:55 I can't believe the REAL Mr. Beast is canon to Failboat dude, super excited for when the Beam Attack arc becomes essential to an actual Kirby game's story Magolor was demolished by Sand because you kicked sand into his Dark Matter mouth-eye, can't believe the Master Crown is now officially confirmed to be linked to Dark Matter
No legit this is real. Judas was often depicted in paintings as wearing yellow clothes, so ever since then yellow has held connotations of betrayal. I love Kirby lore so much.
as a person who speedruns True Arenas & had just completed a Hi-Jump run in RtDL DX's True Arena: Hi-Jump ALWAYS deserves to be clowned on literally every other ability can do its niches better also COOL KIRBY FACT: the way Metal General's health display works is that it takes the actual damage done by an attack, multiplies it by 10, then adds or subtracts a number from 0 to 3. so when Metal General displayed 71 damage taken (while armored in the rocket ride), the actual damage done was *7* in actuality. cool ability
One tip for Egg Catcher 3 is to keep your mouth open and be prepared to let go when you sense a bomb about to touch you. Also, it should be noted that ALL Level 3 games start with the pattern of 3 eggs, and then 4 bombs, followed by I think 3-5 eggs. Just keep practicing and you'll surely see the number 30 soon enough.
He probably has a hate campaign about Hi-Jump because it's essentially useless FOR A CHARACTER THAT CAN FLY INDEFINITELY. And I think the games where Kirby does have a limit on how much he can fly, Hi-Jump isn't in it. The only ones I'm aware of like that are Kirby 64 and Forgotten Land, though, so I might be wrong. And, as Failboat shows here, even when they try to make it so you have to use it... you don't have to use it.
y'know what's even weirder? in Adventure & ESPECIALLY Nightmare in Dream Land, the ability actually had some of the best damage in the entire game, but didn't actually do anything in levels but here in RtDL, it's the opposite, where they made specific puzzles for Hi-Jump (that Mecha apparently can just do as well), but the damage output is the worst in the entire game don't ask me about Squeak Squad Hi-Jump I forgot it was in that game for a long time
Counterpoint, you have to go out of your way to get Mecha and even if it’s not as strong, you can still make use of it in a fight if you want to and it’s in its most versatile form here so it’s not really that bad
@@arthurwatson2555 It's not the fact that it's not as strong in fights... it's the fact that it's not worth the tiny amount of damage it does with how fiddly and involved you have to be with Hi-Jump to make it work well. If it still did a lot of damage, then it'd be 'impractical but awesome', but with the amount of damage it does, it's just 'impractical'.
11:31 man, what a shame this just got put in the video by mistake, hopefully it gets fixed, and by fixed I mean the entire song is put into the video of Fail just dying
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Intrusive thoughts: *in subway* "Lalalala.. I love this song.. I'm such a happy-go-lucky little scrunkly boy-" "SAY THE N-WORD!" "WHAT- NO-- WHA--!" "SAY IT. YOU HATE MINORITIES NOW." "STOP IT-!" "BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THIS CHILD THEN STEAL IT'S CANDY AND SH*T ON IT!" "WAHHHHH.."
@aDark1 I was the one who sent that donation message, and even as I sent it I knew I was wrong because I couldn’t think of some other mammals but I thought it was funny anyways.
Hi-Jump is such a cool ability. I remember using it in Squeak Squad, my first Kirby game, for umm uhh...., and in the original RtD as ????????.... Glad to see it again in HD. The Kirby Ability Ever!
Kirby the perfect series to introduce children to lovely concepts such as: Fear Manipulation Trust issues and betrayal Cosmic horror Demonic possession Body horror
16:30 Dan after drinking some Sprite: What is a man, to a lord? What is a lord, to a god? What is a god, to a god slayer? *WHAT IS A GOD SLAYER…* To a cute little pile of sand on the ground?
Ah kirby, the game that makes you worry more about minigame scores than the *imminent demise via untold horrors from beyond the mortal veil of comprehensive existance*
"What is a man to a lord? What is a lord to a god?! WHAT IS A GOD TO A GODSLAYER?! WHAT IS A GODSLAYER..... ...to a little pile of sand?" -Failboat 2023
The duality of kirby is great. One second you're making friends and getting hats. The next, you're killing an intergalactic deity bleeding out of its eye.
The one thing I love and I’ve noticed is that the worlds are puzzles where you get the first letter of the world. And you put those letters together and you get a word like in the forgotten lands you get the letters and it spells new world in this one you get CROWNED symbolizing how magolar getting the crown which i absolutely adore it .
I can only assume that since Mr Beam Attack the 1st’s fate isn’t shown, neither heaven nor hell, since his departed soul left its resting place and was destroyed, and that without a tether, he simply ceased to exist. Also oh my god sand ability.
The intro bit is actually pretty clever and I approve of the creativity! To explain what happened, you can press the L stick to quickly toggle the mask on and off, one of the masks in the game is Kirby, and the mask faces slightly upward on the warp star. Hopefully that was a good enough explanation.
12:55 I can't believe the REAL Mr. Beast is canon to Failboat dude, super excited for when the Beam Attack arc becomes essential to an actual Kirby game's story
Magolor was demolished by Sand because you kicked sand into his Dark Matter mouth-eye, can't believe the Master Crown is now officially confirmed to be linked to Dark Matter
Mr beast being the lord of hell reminds me of something…
It's actually Mr. Beat. You can scrap the S because he's never missed a beat.
Mr. Beam (attack)
It's a Beast Attack now
@@curtistester3720 SMG4?
fun fact: did you know that the yellow on magolor’s character design is meant to represent betrayal in christanity? no im not joking.
Sounds about right.
No legit this is real. Judas was often depicted in paintings as wearing yellow clothes, so ever since then yellow has held connotations of betrayal.
I love Kirby lore so much.
I didn’t know this until now, so thank you 👍
source?
@@melvint-p9500 the Bible.
as a person who speedruns True Arenas & had just completed a Hi-Jump run in RtDL DX's True Arena: Hi-Jump ALWAYS deserves to be clowned on literally every other ability can do its niches better
also COOL KIRBY FACT: the way Metal General's health display works is that it takes the actual damage done by an attack, multiplies it by 10, then adds or subtracts a number from 0 to 3. so when Metal General displayed 71 damage taken (while armored in the rocket ride), the actual damage done was *7* in actuality. cool ability
true but to me hi jump's aIways feIt Iike a second tornado to cheese arena with, ofc there is stiII stone and Ieaf and now sand
The only time I used hi jump in my 100% file was for the challenge stage
nice
Pocket sand
more facts
One tip for Egg Catcher 3 is to keep your mouth open and be prepared to let go when you sense a bomb about to touch you. Also, it should be noted that ALL Level 3 games start with the pattern of 3 eggs, and then 4 bombs, followed by I think 3-5 eggs. Just keep practicing and you'll surely see the number 30 soon enough.
He actually got it at the end of the stream i was there
@cameronturner8087 Just saw it lmao. My new favourite Failboat quote "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN FAILBOAT CONSUMED 30 CONSECUTIVE F*CKING EGGS?!?!?"
15:01
he may be failboat, but magolor’s boat is the one that is failing.
13:15 CLONE ATTACK
15:22 Yeah, the snake enemy exists, but from my knowledge I think it only appears as an enemy that Mr. Dooter can summon
m i s t e r
d o o t e r
He probably has a hate campaign about Hi-Jump because it's essentially useless FOR A CHARACTER THAT CAN FLY INDEFINITELY. And I think the games where Kirby does have a limit on how much he can fly, Hi-Jump isn't in it. The only ones I'm aware of like that are Kirby 64 and Forgotten Land, though, so I might be wrong.
And, as Failboat shows here, even when they try to make it so you have to use it... you don't have to use it.
y'know what's even weirder? in Adventure & ESPECIALLY Nightmare in Dream Land, the ability actually had some of the best damage in the entire game, but didn't actually do anything in levels
but here in RtDL, it's the opposite, where they made specific puzzles for Hi-Jump (that Mecha apparently can just do as well), but the damage output is the worst in the entire game
don't ask me about Squeak Squad Hi-Jump I forgot it was in that game for a long time
Counterpoint, you have to go out of your way to get Mecha and even if it’s not as strong, you can still make use of it in a fight if you want to and it’s in its most versatile form here so it’s not really that bad
@@arthurwatson2555 It's not the fact that it's not as strong in fights... it's the fact that it's not worth the tiny amount of damage it does with how fiddly and involved you have to be with Hi-Jump to make it work well.
If it still did a lot of damage, then it'd be 'impractical but awesome', but with the amount of damage it does, it's just 'impractical'.
@@arthurwatson2555 Mecha is also new to DX, it wasn't in the original. So it's not Hi-Jump's fault Mecha can steal its puzzles.
Hi-jump could be sick if you were able to jump horizontally with it though
2:23 The fact that Boat is my headcanon voice for Magolor makes this all the more amazing.
Easily best Trick or Treat/Halloween costume ever!!!
Charon pfp spotted in the wild
only failboat could win a race and then proceed to do the thing that happens when you lose the race
GIANT BALL
Took me a second to realize what part you were talking about and I somehow found the exact time
( 1:05 )
too truu
I love how done Daniel sounds and chat is like the child trying to push their overworked father past their breaking point because they can
11:31 man, what a shame this just got put in the video by mistake, hopefully it gets fixed, and by fixed I mean the entire song is put into the video of Fail just dying
Normally, Kirby is a being of unending joy an emotion
But kirby with the Kirby mask is the same
Just without the "un"
And the emotion
@@goober4347 no, all emotion ends there.
=) Is all that remains
I like how the Kirby franchise tackles an interesting theme of cute vs creepy
And you just figured that out?
@@kylarjenista5049 no 🧍🏾 I just wanted to point that out
12:47 The lore continues. You’re welcome.
I was not expecting the Mr. Beast cameo appearance. Very cool!
MR BEAAAAST!!1!11!1
Mr breast
@@marvelousball Why
@@Kevthegaymer Mr breast
You see, you CAN scrap the s as he never skips a beat
11:55 The milk is imported via Rainbow Road from Moo Moo Farm.
11:47 eyes-cream
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Seeing Kirby wearing a mask exactly like him without any emotions makes me love this game
8:11 MAGOLOR WITH EARS DOWN MANIPULATING US IS SO PRECIOUS!!
This truly is a Kirby's Triple Deluxe for Nintendo 3DS
I love how dan died the same way I did 1:00.
*Cuts platform*
"I didn't think this through"
Same to me while I was playing co op with my dad I crushed myself by accident XD🤣
The Waddle Doo character arc went in directions I couldn’t possibly have foreseen
beam attac!
oh no I missed ill get em next time
Beam Attack!
HAHA
MAYBE THIS'LL HIT EM
BEAM A-
The Zero mask serves as a reminder to Failboat that he still hasn't finished Kirby's Dreamland 3.
I've had a hard time recently due to intrusive thoughts, and your videos are one of the things helping me :)
Intrusive thoughts:
*in subway*
"Lalalala.. I love this song.. I'm such a happy-go-lucky little scrunkly boy-"
"SAY THE N-WORD!"
"WHAT- NO-- WHA--!"
"SAY IT. YOU HATE MINORITIES NOW."
"STOP IT-!"
"BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THIS CHILD THEN STEAL IT'S CANDY AND SH*T ON IT!"
"WAHHHHH.."
Well, I hope you get through it well.
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oh hey, im watching this to avoid intrusive thoughts too
I know the pain, hoping you get through this.
Stay hydrated, it works surprisingly well. Physical and mental health work into one another.
That one enemy you didn’t know the name of in Egg Engines is the Halcandra Dee btw.
That thumbnail alone was enough to give me and every one of my future family members horrifying nightmares of Zero Kirby for the rest of our lives.
*new sleep paralysis demon unlocked*
I love the mask
normal sunday for failboat fans
Fun fact: that's canon
Yep, kirby can do that whenever he wants, that's kirby lore for you
11:42 what is chat on? There are several mammals in the Kirby games. Hell. Forgotten land just introduced several, one of which was a cow!
I guess that’s why I said until proven otherwise 😅
@aDark1 I was the one who sent that donation message, and even as I sent it I knew I was wrong because I couldn’t think of some other mammals but I thought it was funny anyways.
Hi-Jump is such a cool ability. I remember using it in Squeak Squad, my first Kirby game, for umm uhh...., and in the original RtD as ????????....
Glad to see it again in HD. The Kirby Ability Ever!
and the beam attack saga continues while the temptation to animate it grows upon me
hi this is kinda out of nowhere but MOOT SPOTTED
@@GALACTIKBURZT HIHI HASDHFAHSDHF
Dew
I'm sure SOMEONE will eventually.
10:34 Zero Kirby "crying" made ME cry as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
zero got told that he’s a bad kirby villain
when he really isn’t
3:20 THE ONE PEICE, THE ONE PEICE IS REALL
Can we get much higher?!
@@fluxcptndavey4378 (so high)
@@kelfo4997oh oh oh
Love how the Beam Attack lore is at the point where Waddle Doo has made a deal with The Devil, who is Mr. Beast.
10:40 IS THAT A FREAKING VERNIAS REFERENCE?!!!
Yo breathing! Is that a living reference? Another Vernias reference.
Yes it is!
I hope fail doesn't stop after the magalor epilogue. I'd love to see him do a four player multiplayer stream
Maybe he could bring TNT on?
4:04 I love how right when he said that he god ultra sword kirby, and it was _specifically_ kirby with the fish sword. It's like the game knows.
7:39 oh no
our table
it’s broken
It was very sad that the rock attack man never made it in the video like he wouldn’t be even tho fail made a huge bit with him
Godammit, again?! Alright...
7:31 Me when I find a stick that makes funny noises
1:07 "This time, I won't kill him. I will simply beat him, and then... kill him"
Uhhhh Failboat? 🤨📸
8:41
Pull the lever Fail
Wrong Lever!
Why do they even Have that letter!
Get out of my way! *pulls other lever*
I watched Failboat die at 6:00 and was immediately met with WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER
FLAME GRILL TASTE WITH PERFECT TOPPERS
I RULE THIS DAYYYYY
16:54 England jumpspace warning.
I'm convinced the Zero mask exists just to make Gooey even more confused.
*And remind us of the terror of the sentient hivemind of the void.*
1:02 I literally fell for this too 😂😂😂
7:04 NOM
12:48 ITS TRIPLE BEAM ATTACK TIME
Kirby the perfect series to introduce children to lovely concepts such as:
Fear
Manipulation
Trust issues and betrayal
Cosmic horror
Demonic possession
Body horror
Oh wait, you got the fish sword again. 4:05
I like how beam attack keeps returning in the most ridiculous ways
5:36 locusts in the height of summer
5:16 I’ll get them this time Kirby SUPER TACO BELLLLL
16:30
Dan after drinking some Sprite: What is a man, to a lord?
What is a lord, to a god?
What is a god, to a god slayer?
*WHAT IS A GOD SLAYER…*
To a cute little pile of sand on the ground?
what is a cute little pile of sand on the ground, to some water?
@@pacifistichuman82649what is water to a plant
@@Neil-rl4lk what is a plant to shears
@@pacifistichuman82649 What is a pair of shears to the rust of time
12:55 two legendary memes combine at this moment
3:31
"Failboat, you didn't get the HAL logo?"
"Wh-"
*gambling ensues*
god that thumbnail
Got to love it
And the intro
And the entire video
6:50 biblically accurate doomer
I came in fully expecting Dan to place his copy of Kirby Return to Dreamland into a household blender, so I was off to a good start when he didn’t
Failboat such a crazy UA-camr that expecting him to blend his copy of Kirby is an acceptable thing to think
I came in thinking it was going to be Triple Deluxe, not Return to Dreamland Deluxe.
@@luigipowdemo6458 a triple what-now? dude there's only one deluxe mainline game its Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe
(its a joke)
He didn't put it in a blender. YET.
That fight with the Hi-Jump was truly the most riveting I've ever seen
Noteblock is an absolute savage of an editor, keep it up 👍
failboat looks like the mr.beast meme. 13:00
You have got to be kidding Bv 1:28
7:25 FAKE FISH SWORD
what do you mean it was definitely real 👍
The false prophet
4:11 If they make another Lord Of The Rings trilogy, they should cast Daniel as Gollum
Sorry your comment got stolen by a bot
@@fakereal127 oh, that sucks, especially because its one of THOSE bots
@@waddleburr8048 we are waddle kin
@@waddle..666 yes we are
0:57 my favorite kirby character isnt Kirby its kirby
I was watching this waiting for friend to voice call me and 8:06 actually got me to switch tabs
Ah kirby, the game that makes you worry more about minigame scores than the *imminent demise via untold horrors from beyond the mortal veil of comprehensive existance*
The idea of Kind Doo making a deal with Satan (who is also Mr. Beast) is the perfect ending to the ongoing joke.
09:13 Clearly the reason Failboat fails is because he doesn't care about the whip ability.
12:36 Chatty D looks too excited.
That was my super chat
I was there... i went through the whole process of him trying to get car and hal logo with rock...
I swear hi jump did way more damage in the original game
"What is a man to a lord?
What is a lord to a god?!
WHAT IS A GOD TO A GODSLAYER?!
WHAT IS A GODSLAYER.....
...to a little pile of sand?"
-Failboat 2023
So glad Moundo still got in the video at the end :)
Hope therapy does him well
The duality of kirby is great. One second you're making friends and getting hats. The next, you're killing an intergalactic deity bleeding out of its eye.
Kirby wearing a mask of his own face is such a power move.
The one thing I love and I’ve noticed is that the worlds are puzzles where you get the first letter of the world. And you put those letters together and you get a word like in the forgotten lands you get the letters and it spells new world in this one you get CROWNED symbolizing how magolar getting the crown which i absolutely adore it .
I love the zero mask. I used it for the whole adventure
Noteblock deserves a raise for 11:31
6:15 is a qr moment
My man really went "I am the Sand Guardian, the Guardian of the Sand."
Looks like Kirby is embracing his dark side.
It’s a literal god, able to destroy worlds in a blink of an eye, beaten up by some pink cotton candy puff ball with sand. God I love Kirby
5:36
“Lil’ Chatty, you talk for a bit.”
*rattlesnake noises*
“Alright, that’s enough talking.”
i was really expecting him to include the moundo skit but i guess he really is gonna be a stream only joke
I keep rewinding back to 2:23 just because there's 2 really good jokes in a row. At this rate, I'll never finish the video.
That zero mask bit was glorious to watch in stream
The most normal Failboat thumbnail
"Im the most stubborn person on this platform"
Ok ok, *but have you heard of Lets Game It Out?*
0:06 indi cross cup
head
“I’ll fix it in post” what do you mean there was a fish right there
I can only assume that since Mr Beam Attack the 1st’s fate isn’t shown, neither heaven nor hell, since his departed soul left its resting place and was destroyed, and that without a tether, he simply ceased to exist.
Also oh my god sand ability.
Kirby wearing the Kirby mask is the same vibe as that one Wojak meme.
The intro bit is actually pretty clever and I approve of the creativity!
To explain what happened, you can press the L stick to quickly toggle the mask on and off, one of the masks in the game is Kirby, and the mask faces slightly upward on the warp star. Hopefully that was a good enough explanation.
aaaAAAAUUUAUAUAUHH THAT’S SO CUETETS GAYUTAGUTYGSUYAGYUGAGUYTAGJEJEUDYHDJEYETSIYSJEHEFSHH
The world’s first letters spell C-R-O-W-N-E-D which refers to magorlor getting the crown from the dragon
*Pays respect for High jump*
Final Fantasy IX music in the first few seconds is an immediate like from me.
Especially Dark Messenger.
Keep up the good content, man.
2:32 mhhhhmerm
Goku was smart to run from Kirby’s imperial rage.
[endless darkness, endless night]
A world anathema to light