Story 1: Man, i can only imagine how hideous that shirt was that the OP was describing... and being forced to wear it??? Even worse. Proof that toxic femininity can be just as bad as toxic masculinity. Good on them for the malicious compliance though, hopefully no more ever wearing that shirt. Also, the principal in your personal story, is a major jerk and hypocrite. I would've risked being suspended over that.
Story 2: I think the dad here is both way too strict for his own good, and doesn't have a good sense of navigation or direction.
When he said his mom was dead it was so harsh
I always like how the speaker throws in his personal stories. It’s always a nice 2 for the price of 1.
'Garnish' instead of garish. I LURV it!
8:08
That is absolutely one of the best stories I've ever heard on here and I'm going to have to listen to it a couple more times thank you ever so much.😂😢👍👍 Well done
I would had done the same thing if I was the original poster
me too, if my 50-yr-old mom and 24-yr-old sister and 56-yr-old dad and 21-yr-old other sister and 19-yr-old brother didn't kill me and throw me off the peak of Mount Everest first for dyeing my hair. I love combos of purple, red, blue, and oddly enough, green. a-MAZing. I'm 12 btw
@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia understandble tbh my favorite colors are purple ,green and red
%99 of the comments: commenting on stories
that %1: *SKATIN SQUIDWARD*
Squidward fuckin' shredding!
So let me get this straight, a couple of cops left you to find a ride home after arresting your friend and impounding his car? If that's proper protocol, then those guys deserve to lose their jobs. Leaving five kids on a highway without a way to get home is not okay. In fact that should be illegal.
First story is just wow! Karen vs Modern Feminist, that's like some Death Note level back and forth but with Kaijus.
Dying dread- you could have dyed them all blonde, red or even grey all the colours are natural.
am i the jerk turns into dhar mann instantly regrets it
these stroy alwasy relax me because its like a book that is super good just read to me and i can just listen and rest.
these stroy alwasy relax me too! I listen to a podcast at night before bed, and I’ve been listening to Am I The Jerk as my nightly podcast recently
I use these stories to help me go to sleep it entitanes me and when I know I'm about to go flat out I turn off my phone then I wake up
I had a malicious compliance moment in high school. I almost caused a coup against the 2 stickly admin because I wanted to wear a beanie. But after learning that this one admin would back tf off I made an IEP/504 with the school. Then in my last year she was ratted out for looking into the girls stalls to see if they were vaping. I had girl friends and they told me this before I went into the meeting. I love my mom and albeit she may be shorter than me; she’s craftier than a fox in fall and with facts and info will run circles around you
9:32 you shouldn't had complied if that was me I would go to school anyways the principal can't suspend you for that reason
And if he does you can always report the obvious partiality to the school board
The shirt in story 1 sounds like it would massively strain the eyes just looking at it
Last Story: ACAB. They should have given you a lift home!
OMG, I Just got lost in The description, would love to see a photo 😂
Jesus Christ Squidward you're skating more than usual and you're pretty good at it
nah this bro created the masterpeice of drama
I need to see those pictures in the first story 😂
You have interesting storys
Is it just me or does this dude sound like Kermit💀💀💀
AYO SQUIDWARD BE RIDIN!!!
Ok, I keep seeing this in videos from American people and I need to know, what the hell is 'premium fuel'?
I’m just gonna say this since nobody (at least i haven’t seen) RIP 19M combo 1:28
The title reminds me of one of them dhar man titles
im getting some dhar mann vibes with the title
was nur 90 Meilen. Junge du warst noch nicht auf der Autobahn
WHO THE HELL IS THE GUY TELLIN THIS!!!
I have no problems with the principles that I had in school
The thumbnail tho-
its a new voice actor
Bro what happened to his voice
What is the game in the background called?
8 minutes in 👍 masterful
there was a typo in the subtitles it said gay instead of skate
17:05 (look at text on screen) the. What?
The first story is from r/MaliciousCompliance
Dear mann ahh title
What game is that?
I could care about this video,but top G arrest makes all of these things seems fictional to me.
Someone please tell me the name of that game 😭
What is the name of the game?
Omg that shirt does not look like it was pretty
New voice
Posted at 4:06p.m my rime
Buccee's??
Principals suck
Nope
Hi
This gay shop lol
story 1: lamest story I've ever heard. do redditors spend their time remembering the most mundane things to post on reddit later?
The voice is OK
Dora
wtf is that voice
I'm second 🥈🥈🥈🥈🥈🥈
First
first to comment
14th
The fu is this voice
This story teller is starting to get on my nerves. He always tells a story of his own instead of really replying to the one he just read like the others do.
"toxic masculinity" doesn't exist
Squidward was FLYING on that board! I could hardly focus on the story lol.
Yea lmao
It is
Indeed