I'm French, and except in English class, I only speak French. And one day, I was so high that I forget how to speak French and I started to speak English for 3 hours because I had no choice
I’ve done the “put something in the microwave for 5 minutes and stand there watching your food cook”, only after those 5 minutes were up I realized I’d never turned the microwave on and I was just staring at the glass
LOLOLOOOOOL. I remember one time I got so high I was literally battling with opening my front door, it literally took me like 3 minutes to fit the key into the slot, it felt so stupid but so fun and hilarious at the same time. I miss that BAKED feeling.
The one time I ever got OFFICIALLY zooted, I picked up my dog, went to the bathroom, drew a bath, and went into the bath, fully clothed, with my dog, and sat there for 3 hours. Dog loved it. I woke up by nearly drowning. Best high of my life.
Was at a party with my friends. Visuals were definitely low fps. Thought a girl was carrying a big suitcase. I was REALLY intrigued by the suitcase so I started bombarding her with questions. Noticed she was getting angry. The suitcase suddenly stood up and started pushing me. The suitcase was a small woman vomiting.
The "Watching tv through your eyes" is such a perfect explanation, like it feels like you aren't really there but are watching something through a screen and it's so awesome
Drank an edible for the first time, some pop drink. Drank half thought it didn’t do anything so I downed it. Probably the most high I’ve ever been in my life, Ended up lying in my bed for 5 hours listening to bird noises on UA-cam and then tried calling parks to ask them to thank the birds. I then went to the pet store and bought a bird. No regrets Peter is 3 years old now and is my best buddy.
I’ve only experienced two levels of high. The “Is this even working” high, and the *”sweet lord up above, everything is going to burn, and there’s nothing we can do but stand in the flames and accept our deaths”* high.
For “is this even working” I think I convince myself I feel it because I *have* to feel it because I am smoking and logically there’s no way I am still sober. Maybe I feel it maybe I don’t but all I know is the placebo effect is enough for me.
First time I ever got high, I smoked a whole blunt to myself and then later took a massive dab (thanks to my friend who helped me). at one point I just completely froze for I dunno how long, it felt like hours to me, but then all of a sudden I taken in this cartoonishly loud and exasperated deep breath causing my friends to look at me like 'you good?????' I just looked at them and said "I just forgot how to breathe" which instantly sent us all into an uncontrollable giggle fit. still one of the funniest high moments I've ever had.
My buddy n I had smoked two blunts in one sitting before.. minutes after we were faded out of our minds, we would look at each other and die laughing at each other 😂 This went on for 30-40 minutes straight
(ink is a AU (Alternate Universe) of a very popular character from a game called undertale, his memory is shit. I made him forget how to sleep once while role playing as him 😭)
The first time I ever smoked I was absolutely zooted. I was told by my professional weed smoking friends “the first time you smoke, it’s hard to get high because you’re body loses a tolerance the more you do it. So you need to smoke more if you want to experience being high.” So my dumb ass self took four of the biggest rips of this water pipe and held it in my lungs for like 20 seconds each time. After the 4th one, my tongue began to tingle and then I turned to walked to the couch and it immediately felt like 2 hours had past and everything began moving. Sounds were bouncing off of every surface all slow. I couldn’t hardly walk. I sat down n a couch and got thirsty. They didn’t have anything but beer or water and I didn’t want either so I got up and found popsicles in the freezer. I took the whole box to the couch, and proceeded to eat 18 popsicles. At this point I’m thinking “ok, clearly it’s been 5 hours. Let me check my phone.” Bro, it had been 23 minutes. Later that night, I was still high and I had to pee so I went to the restroom and laughed so hard at the thought of my piss being rainbow colored because of the damn popsicles. It was wild
You thought your piss was rainbow lollll my first experience was badddddd I went to to hospital cuz my first thing to rlly hit was a strong ass dab pen and end going to the hospital cuz I threw up and damn near passed out
That's awesome, I wish I was able to handle being conscious the first time I got high. Got peer pressured into taking a phat dab that my brother and his friends just heated up the nail for. I was always ok with weed and figured one day I'd smoke and probably like it, but I was 14 and thought I'd wait til I was at least 16 to try. But they said I'd be wasting it if I didn't take it now, I'd feel bad if I wasted their supply so I took the whole dab off of the red hot nail in one breath. Couldn't breathe for the next 40/50 seconds, finally with my head out the window, I got a nice quick sip of 20° winter air, immediately made the coughing worse. After the 10 minutes of recovery I decided I needed water. Passed out in the hallway, on top of the stairs, and the bottom of the stairs before my dad came home, got me some water and said, "have fun bud" I woke up on the couch
Your friends are assholes lmfao My friends say it's the opposite. You gain tolerance the more you smoke. In reality, you gain a dependence, and that's because whatever chemicals your body produced to keep you regular are being dismissed by the chemicals that THC induce. This isn't a strong addiction per-say. I'd equate it to a caffeine or sugar addiction. You might get cranky or feel like you're not yourself if you stop smoking regularly. The thing is, the more you do, the more your body acclimates to the sensation. The "tolerance" people call it is actually a dependence, because once you stop, your body will need to adjust to the sudden removal of what it assumed was essential chemicals already in your body. It can take days, or even weeks, which is why quitting cold turkey is a bad idea, for any dependence. If you're low on supply for instance, just stop smoking and save it til you need it. Anyhow, yeah, your friends probably don't know shit about drugs, or lied to get you more high. Pretty sure it's the latter. Stoners love company.
The first time I smoked it was at my highschool boyfriend's house and I hit the bong. For the next 4 hours I was convinced that my life was play and that everyone I interacted with was just an actor reading a script that I didn't have. Didn't help that my bf's mom arrived about 30 minutes after the hit and took us to dinner. I stared at my plate the entire time because I thought the food was PROP FOOD and his mom kept talking to me and I was upset that I didn't know my lines. Good times.
i have a similar story, i once thought everything and everyone around me was talking in rhymes/ having a rap battle. my semi-sober friends were watching criminal minds and i was staring at the actors just absolutely mindboggled as to why they decided to have an entire episode of rap battles. i asked my friends and they laughed at me for a solid 20 minutes
That's fucking hilarious and real.. u can get that high and paranoid in social situations.. life is acting and its the same pressure cause you really like yo i just wanna chill yall don't ask me no questions but yall can talk and can we get better lighting in here?
You forgot the last phase: the double vision exhaustion, where you cannot focus on objects as if your eyes are watching behind the thing you are looking at, usually a big sleep will follow if not disturbed you could sleep 12 hours or more
One time i smoked too much Banyan, made a sandwich, forgot the sandwich existed, made another sandwich and when i found the first one I thought someone was in my house
The most funniest experience i ever had while high was when i was with a friend and his mom. We just got done taking rips out a bong(me and my friends first time taking rips from a bong) we both were talking to each other can’t remember what we were talking about though. And his mom just said “wtf y’all staring at each other for?” Me and him just shook about it said “wait we weren’t talking?!” And his mom just said “No you guys have been staring at each other for like 20 mins” me and him just laughed are asses off
I had something similar happen to me. My cousin and I got so high, we got on a 1 hour train ride but we just stayed stoned on our seats and staring forward. At midway during the ride, we simultaneously looked at each other without a signal and just laughed at how coordinated we were.
I have a friend who was once so stoned that when he noticed a cop standing behind him in the queue, in a shop, he panicked and looked frantically for something to buy other than rolling papers. Unfortunately there were several coin tins for different charities on the counter, one of which said "bone cancer strikes children", so imagine the surprise of the shop teller when he confidently asked her for a box of "bone cancer strikes", which he managed to think was some sort of sweet. She said "excuse me?" so he asked her again, but midway through his face dropped as his stoned brain realised what he'd done. I haven't laughed as much since, and it was 35yrs ago.
Similarly before, me and a group of friends had smoked. So we went to the Chinese to get some food. We'd already ordered and were just sitting outside, so all is going good, we're all heavily stoned. Now here's the funny part, whilst sitting there, two guards walked down a set of stairs close by, and for some reason my brain frantically just went into "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" mode, my heart was physically beating out of my chest. So. I got up. Walked in casually back into the chinese. Then sat in the bathroom, which always for me, felt like 5-10 minutes max. Turns out, i was sat in that toilet for over 30 minutes. The guards didn't even come over.
The significance thing is next level. I was looking at a glass of milk a while back (for context it was a tall glass maybe 20 to 25cm full to the last finger with fresh milk) and I just thought to myself "that's a classic looking glass of milk" I was so taken back by its significance that I had to just look at it for a while and appreciate the classicness of the milk
Just like a literature teacher watching the same novel over and over again cuz it had the word blue in it and didn't know how deeply it hit them untill that moment. Purely amazing. Thanks for sharing. 😂
one time I got so high that my body entered fight or flight, and my cat came to lay with me and i thought she was keeping me alive by giving me her life force😭
Never got past level 5 with weed, but one time I was with a friend and we smoked, drank ridiculous amounts of beer and took 3 grams of mushrooms. I started digging a hole with my bare hands so I could set free the dinosaurs that live underground, or at least that was the idea. Then I heard them talking to me, telling me to stop and that they were meant to live that way. That sh*t was probably level 12
Me and some friends were in a forest walking a trail. We got so high that we reverted back to our primitive instincts and started carving spears out of long sticks 😂 my plan was to throw the spears at wild deer but luckily none came 🦌
I love walking through parking lots, and realizing all the cars are such beautiful colors, especially the older/faded ones that have more subtle/monochrome tints
I feel like this level is also when I start having a photo shoot with my 4 for 4 from wendys at 2am because I think they did a beautiful job assembling my crispy chicken sandwhich
My godfather told me a story about his first and only time trying weed, they smoked a joint a friend rolled for them back in ‘95 and apparently he had made it very strong, so they decided to play chess because it was kicking in slowly. His dad came downstairs and they got really paranoid he’d figure it out, so they just played it cool and kept playing chess. Eventually his dad just goes “Y’all are stoned, huh?” And they said “How’d you know?” His dad replied “You two have been moving your knights back and forth in the same two spaces for the last half hour.” Edit: I have since tried weed; and I stared at a fan watching the blades spin for about an hour and a half.
bro, there is better one. Turning on the laundry, and watch dry clothes get wet, then detergent bubbling up and then spin, spin, spin. Jeez that takes more than 5 min and fkin interesting at that level :D
When he said, “sometimes you just need like a few hours on a bench.. alone at night… before you’re like ready to go back to a social situation…” I felt that.
One time I was in a session with some friends. I was so high that I felt like I was no longer inside of my body so I assumed that maybe I was a ghost. While I sat there contemplating whether I could fly away without being noticed/leaving my body behind forever, one of my friends asked another what kinda weed it was. The friend responded “some shit called ghost.” I stopped smoking for months.
My first bad trip allowed me to teletransport myself within the room everytime i closed my eyes and opened them up again. It was crazy. It was like if I had very low RAM capacity and just forgot where I was every few seconds. It started as a fun thing but it quickly got scary because I wasn't in control of it and it was new feeling to me.
This might be a common stoner story, but... One Day I was so high, I decided to make microwave popcorn, I stood in front of the microwave window like a lil kid at the candy store and watch the microwave do its spinny thingy. I was so excited when the microwave alarm finally went off and the next second I was hella sad because I realized I hold the popcorn bag in hand the entire time. This happened two to three times in a row that day.
The first time I ever did edibles was probably one of the greatest experiences of my life. I remember eating a bowl of cereal at like 1am in the morning and constantly thinking to myself: “how much cereal did I put in this bowl?” due to the fact it seemed like the bowl was literally never ending. Well when I woke up the next morning my brother showed me a video he took of me which consisted of me staring at a bowl of cereal for about 10 minutes and every few minutes I took one small spoonful and then continued to just stare at the bowl. In total I was eating cereal for 2 hours. I also laughed my arse off at some shitty Russel brand film.
I had hash Brownies the other day and i got so caned that everything was happening in pictures. I was so fucked up i couldn’t fall asleep. Pretty sure the hash was laced though
I was once so high, I was laying in bed and thought I took physical control of my heart beat. I thought that if I stopped thinking about it I could die. LOL
"Officer Down" we call it the last stage, it comes after the zooted, in this stage the patient need attention and salty food, maybe a good blanket with some sleep will loop them back to stage one
I took an edible before going on the Heineken experience in Amsterdam where they take you on a tour as if you're the beer bottle. About half way, the edible kicked in and I genuinely thought I was a bottle of beer so I closed my eyes and made bubbling noises. When my friends tried to bring me around, I forgot how to open my eyes and accepted I was now blind and a bottle of beer was my final form. 15 mins of being led blindly around the factory, we got some free beer samples and my friend fed me a few sips. I felt like Jesus coming out of his tomb and I could now see again. 100% would do again.
The “goblin inside your own head watching TV through your eyeballs” explanation is SO on point. My wife and I have been calling that feeling the “behind your eyes” feeling for decades.
One night I smoked to a level of about 4.6, and then ate an 8th of shrooms. I walked through the cemetery near my house (I lived in the foothills of a mountain) and had a very philosophical and spiritual conversation with a herd of 40 deers. They were all very nice, and helped keep away the beings lurking in the night time shadows.
The first time I smoked I got couch locked and I laughed at the tv for about an hour and half. The tv was off. It was my reflection that was so god dang hilarious.
I love edibles. Gaming while baked makes me far better. I'm regularly Sauteed , it's great, especially when laying down. Kush coma is wild and you legitimately cannot walk and need to crawl or sit/lie there and slowly move your head around like a slow turning stone. Getting zooted is rare for me, but damn is it hard to swallow your saliva or remember to breath. The highest I've been is when I took about 100mg and went to bed (this was back when I wasn't regularly taking eddies). I remember putting my water bottle down next to my bed and laying down next to it. I blacked out and woke up on the opposite side of my bed. I crawled over to get my water and it wasn't there, I then immediately blacked out again to then be dreaming that I was a double of myself standing in the room taking away the water bottle from myself. I was basically stealing the water bottle so that I couldn't drink it. It's very hard to explain but very trippy and funny. Getting high is fun, just be safe and learn your limits. and be sure to prepare snacks and food beforehand.
I usually describe it as vision becoming high definition. Like you know how some may claim that weed helps with glaucoma. Well, you notice after reaching a threshold of high, your eyesight improves and you look at objects with more color and detail than ever. Things just pop out in your eyes, it quite literally becomes more "significant" because these things have your full attention and appreciation.
No literally, the sky feels more blue, the trees are a brighter green, it almost brings back my view of the world as a kid, before it became gray and boring :)
@@samrousseau2869 and then it get's more gray and boring when you haven't had your weed for a while. The dopamine , serotonin and endocannabinoid receptors (which all work on your motivation, sense of well being, digestions, strength etc.) become desensitized and worn out. They need time to heal, so you can have that color back again in full force, without any reliance on a substance other than healthy foods. Exercise, good sleep and sunlight also play a large role in healing those. Get those colors back, trust God, keep a good attitude, get your sleep, sunlight, exercise and healthy food consistently. :) You don't need the weed, it just makes everything harder. Hopefully you can accept this.
@@samrousseau2869 Speaking as a person who has gone through that journey for 4ish years before studying about how the brain and body work, and finally putting the effort in to living in a way that allows that color to be back, all the time, consistently without the sharp upward spike and subsequent downward equalization (typical of drug effects). I don't want you to think I'm speaking without experience.
I once got so zooted that I couldn't speak, was couch locked and thought I'd die if I stopped making random hand movements, parents thought I was having a seizure or something, called 911, loaded me up onto the ambulance before I managed to mumble "Po Po pot cookie". They took me out of the ambulance and back into the house and my parents put on jazz music and left me on the couch for the rest of the day. My dad made me go to work with him the next day, I was still high AF. He works as a firefighter, his buddies and the paramedics (including the ones that loaded and unloaded me from the ambulance) spent the day roasting me
This is amazing I just got 6 stitches in my chin from passing out sophomore year. I ended up passing out 3 times in front of my mom, she drove me to the hospital bc I told her not to call 911 but yeah it still freaks her out to this day aha
Got so high off a dab pen that I went for a run. I was only supposed to run for a lil bit but I hit the dab pen even more and I ended up running 21 miles along the Pacific Coast Highway, stopping at gas stations for Coconut Pineapple swirls and Gatorade. I definitely left my body and felt like some sort of spirit traveling along the coast on two legs. Kid Cudi, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers and a bunch of others kept me going. I'm not sure if I'll ever do that again but it's one of the best experiences of my life.
Friend and I had been sitting in silence for about 15 minutes, staring out at the field we were sitting in. My thought process was: "I'm hungry. He said that the only shop open is the post office. I wonder if it's open. He will know." So I turned to him, and breaking the solemn silence, providing no context whatsoever, I simply asked him: "do you KNOW the postman?"
I vividly remember being so high that I was absolutely positive that my body was on fire and I was just too high to see the fire. I remember how it felt like I was burning so I went and just stared at myself in the mirror for like an hour trying to catch glimpses of the fire. Never once did it register that I had no physical signs of burning, I wasn’t panicked. My skin just hurt really bad and I was convinced that the most reasonable explanation was invisible fire.
Oh god, I've never experienced invisible fire but when my body is settling into being high (especially if it's been a minute) I feel my lymph system and nerves kick into overdrive and it feels like there's bullets shooting under my skin and jolts of energy running up and down me. Such a bizarre sensation.
My first edible came out of Colorado when they were the only state with legal product. It was a chocolate bar that said "100mg of THC" and I thought I'd just eat half, but after a while the classic mistake was made and because I didn't feel anything I went for the other half. Not 30 minutes later it all started hitting. As it kept ramping up I felt like something was wrong and checked the packaging again... it was actually "100 mg of THC per serving" and while I could still read I saw on the back it was 10 servings. So my first ever edible was 1000mg. I swear I met every version of God that night.
@@CaraDeCartola in some US states it is legal if you have a document called a 'green card' but if green card owners buy off street dealers its illegal and for the rest of the states + uk it illegal
Me and a buddy took Delta 9 edibles without realizing it and we both experienced the exact same high at the exact same rate. We both made a pizza and couldn't stop laughing at how fucked up we cut it, we then took a long gazing stare at a wall, we then sat down and watched the first five minutes of Moana, couldn't understand the subtitles or what they were singing so we both went to bed because we both realized we were having a really bad high. When we woke up, we realized we left the oven on all night, we didn't even eat the pizza, and we turned on Coco instead of Moana. A friend who was there said all of this happened in a span of 15 minutes.
One time when I was like 17 or 18 I got “Zooted” per the videos definition, walked outside my room to the realization of my grandma having a reunion party. I mindlessly ate a ginormous plate of food making sure not to make eye contact with anyone. After that I was left with the single thought of “I have to escape the old people”, so as any regular person would do, I locked myself in the bathroom and ate 3 entire bricks of cheddar cheese just repeatedly saying “this is how I escape the old people”… I don’t get zooted anymore
The fact about eating the pizza and feeling EVERY part of the pizza go down your throat was extremely relatable. It feels like you’re choking in slow motion until you swallow it
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i was literally so high last weekend trying to eat a poutine and i kept choking. turns out i just forgot that you need to chew food before swallowing it !
Got high and I was laughing because I thought feeling high was funny. I realized that I'm laughing without any reason, and this made me laugh even more. My friends saw me laughing and they started laughing too. I looked at their laugh and started laughing again cuz I thought their laugh was funny. I realized the whole situation and started laughing again.
I went to the weed capital of Australia a while ago and copped some brownies from a hippie grandma. She warned me not to eat too much because they were strong. I listened to her and just took a small piece. Couple hours later I was on the floor laughing hysterically because my cat meowed at me.
I was once so high in Amsterdam that I was in a store looking for water, but for the life of me i could not find it. I was following people trying to see if they would lead me to water. I was walking down an aisle and an old Asian lady grabbed me and started speaking what I presume is Chinese and I replied in a panicked "I don't speak English" and walked very quickly away. I never found the water
@@TNVeTeRaN 😂 well it is what it is. I once told the cops that people were throwing windows at my rock while I was super geeked instead of the other way around.
I smoked a joint with a two friends in the forest, my car was parked about a hundred feet away. I have 3 puffs, start feeling dizzy so I put my back against a tree to rest. Next thing I know I open my eyes and I’m on the ground, my friends shaking me telling me to wake up. They carried me to my car, where I rapped Lose Yourself by Eminem beginning to end without a single mistake.
got high secretly at a friend's house in high school and when my parents picked me up i was still high and trying desperately not to tip them off to it. i nearly failed when they asked me "what did you guys do" and i couldnt process the question so i blurted out "yes"
Swear to god questions merge bro its like someones asking a question with a character limit and they cant fit the whole question in so its just a bunch im mumbo jumbo
I got high with a good buddy of mine once, and while he was talking I started paying attention to my breath. A few seconds go by and I started to get irritated by the feeling of my stomach puffing up and down so I decide to hold my breath and listen to him finish his story. A few more seconds later, after he finished his story, I forgot what I was doing and thought I didn’t know how to breathe.
HAHAHAHAH BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE HUGE DOSES OF ANESTHESIA OR ALCOHOL THat MAKES YOU LOSE BASIC FUNCTION LIKE THAT, stop acting like you “forgot to breath” kid you do it even when passed out
When I used to smoke, I would make 20 Totino's pizza rolls in the microwave but I'd spend like 10 minutes making sure they were perfectly arranged in two concentric circles, 14 in the outer circle, 6 in the inner, evenly spaced from each other and perfectly centered on the plate, all with the long edge pointing towards the center. Then I'd put them perfectly in the center of the microwave and cook them for 1 minute, stop at 0:01, clear the time, let them sit for 2 minutes, then repeat two more times. After the last rest period, I'd take them out of the microwave, carefully rotate each inner roll 90 degrees and expand the inner circle while maintaining even spacing, and squeeze a 3 inch puddle of sriracha directly in the middle. Then I'd eat from opposing sides starting from the middle out. ADHD + mild OCD + weed = obsessive hyperfocused OCD Those were simpler times. Now I have a mortgage.
I was once at a party where my friend was smoking for the first time and when we finally decided to go back inside the house, he stood, staring blankly for a solid minute before explaining that he couldn't move. I didn't know how to approach this, but jokingly made the obvious suggestion of 'try move your leg', which he did, without any difficulty, said "oh right" and went inside
Careful with that😭😭 one time a friend of mines forgot how to talk. Homie was so gone he stood like a statue for most of the time. I was with him and just walked him thru when he was coming down while everyone else was laughing n shit.
I remember one time I got high during a break between 2 hours of a chemistry lecture in high school. I forgot that it was forbidden to drink pr eat anything in the science rooms, so I asked my friend, who was sitting next to me to give me some of his water because I was thristy as hell. He had a huge bottle 1,5 liters! He hands it over to me and I start drinking like I hadn‘t drank in 2 days. Meanwhile I can hear my chemistry teacher in the background: „Fabio I say it at the start of EVERY lecture, NO DRINKING AND EATING in the science rooms!“ I was so high that I could hear clearly what she said but didn‘t realize what it meant nor that she was talking to me. So I just casually stop drinking, put down the bottle and make a noise like „Ahhh“ (yk because the water felt so good). Just then I realized that everyone in class is looking in my direction, but my high ass thought everyone was looking at my other friend who was sitting to my left so I too looked at thim xD. Only when I saw that he was staring at me, I finally understood the teacher had been talking to me. And I only anwsered: „Oh you were talking to me?“ xD hahaha man I left everyone speechless
I got zooted, and every time I closed my eyes I felt like I was accelerating upward unless I opened my eyes. At one point I was just gonna let it ride, but I felt like I was going so fast I got nauseous and puked. Was not having a good time, but happy I experienced it.
I got so high once after school before walking home. There was a small side street that I had to cross that had a car go by once every 10 or 15 seconds. (So not a very busy street at all) My depth perception was so fucked up that if I saw a car coming, no matter how far away it was, I would not cross the street. I stood there for over an hour trying to squeeze between the LOADS of cars that were all going 200 miles per hour (in my head of course).
@@kevinaguilar2042 I might have been smiling at first but after like 15 minutes I knew what was happening was ridiculous, so my smiles turned into frustration lmao.
@wnetMC i found this to be very accurate, though I have never gotten past level 3 my friends have and there experiences they told me about match what he said.
I wanna add another level: Burnt to a crisp. My brother hit way too hard and way too long and kept passing out and puking on the bathroom floor. I tried to move him to his bed but he said that it felt like he was being stabbed 100 times and that he was "stuck in a trapezoid".
Around level 5 is when I experience a phenomenon I like to call treadmilling, where when you’re walking somewhere it feels more like the ground is moving beneath you and you are moving in place, like the world is a treadmill being pushed under your feet. Hard to explain but I always think it’s cool
I had a phenomenon around lvl 7 where if i was still for a long enough my body had a sense of swimming or like moving through water was pretty funny when explaining it to my brother
At this stage, i just usually pretend to be the main char of a game, and the world loads in around me with random NPCs, and like in a game, its not me moving, but the world around me
One time when my girlfriend and I were both level 7, we actually did communicate non-verbally. She tried to “read my eyes” to see what colour I was thinking and got the answer right 8 times in a row, which has a 0.000017% likelihood to occur by chance alone.
What you described at Level 5 is called Dissociation, Feels like youre just watching and when you look at your hands it feels like a perfect replica but its not YOUR hands, you see everything you feel everything but you REALISE everything a few miliseconds later.
I once was so high that I literally had to code functions in my head in some kind of natural programming language for me to be able to do stuff. I had to code my breathing, drinking from the glass, actually walking, talking to people, blinking and such. If I didn't do this I felt like I would literally break down and die.
Damn! That's some next level concentration. I remember when I took some THC syrup I had an uncontrollable laugh attack and it took me like 10 minutes to control myself long enough to prepare a bowl of ice cream for myself. 🤣
I had a very similar situation. I started thinking in letters and numbers. Not, like, letters and numbers that form words or fully constructed thoughts, but a tree became V and that blue car was a 2 and walking was a combination of numbers and letters. It….it was too much to handle. 🤣
Yup like manually having to coach yourself how to breathe.. and feeling your organs move around as you walk or driving in a car and going over a bump and feeling your intenstines and stomach shift from side to side in your body. Creepy stuff lol, but if yoi can get past all that its a fun time.
One time, we were smoking at one of my friend's cottage. I remember opening a cabinet to grab a glass cuz I was thirsty (remember to drink yo!) and found a glass made of like stainless steel or something. I remember looking at it for a good 5-10 minutes because I could not see any welds on it and I was thinking like "man, this is some god-tier level metalworking skills". One of the guys noticed me standing there with said metal glass and ask wtf I was doing, to which I answered "whoever made this metal glass is a god-damned master metalworker". He then said "dude, that's pressed, not welded" and it shattered my perspective of this glass being the apogee of someone's craft.
I once got a girl so high her 1st time and she was on a 5, we had to lay down on the bed and watch music videos because she thought she was going to fall out my bedroom window and die. We were on the 1st floor. We've been married now 5 years! 😂
I was trying to find a good video to watch while high. Jumped back and forth between different levels as I set weird beacons of enjoyment with my mind.
Dude, the cool thing about this video is that these "7 levels of high" are totally universal, every stoner in the world has experienced them somehow, no matter where they live or the weed they smoked.
Even better then that, most of the stoners I know even use these exact same words to describe their levels of high. Like, I could attribute several stories, perfectly, to the zooted level 🤣
The first time I ever got high, I felt this incredibly warm tingling sensation throughout my body and everything just felt more sensitive. I remember staring at the floor, admiring the carpet work.
There was this one time (it was my first time getting high) my dad called me downstairs to talk to his friend (he didnt know i was high) i was just staring at this man with all my will nodding and noticing how birds fly
I went from 1 to 6 in two seconds once. It was an edible from the night before, and I smoked. I ended up standing in the chip aisle at the store looking at the floor. Barbecued.
I was slightly stoned but didn't really feel like smoking anymore so I decided to do a drop or two of some tincture I had lying around. I guess I was more stoned than I thought because I unknowingly emptied the whole eye dropper on my tongue, so probably closer to 10 drops. Barbecued is an understatement for how I felt that night. I think I watched 2 seasons of south park before I could even comprehend what was going on lol
same, one time i ate like two entire brownies cause i thought one didnt work, and took a bus ride home, once i got off..BOOM i legit felt like level 5 and walked all the way to my friends house and we went to a restaurant and everything in between was a blur, once in the restaurant i felt like level 6 and my heart rate for a good hour and half (or thats what it felt like) was alway a bit more than 140 bpm, and all i wanted was to not be high anymore LMAO
I once ate while high, felt the pizza go down my esophagus, and marveled at my body's instinct of how even while I was this out of it, I could still eat perfectly fine without choking
Me and my friends have almost like our own mini language when it comes to getting baked. Although baked is the normal word to use with people outside our circle, the level beyond baked is Caked. The best way I can describe it is the letter that comes after B is C in the alphabet so if your level of high is beyond baked then you're caked. It also is the feeling we get when we are that high, it feels like we have a masked of highness caked onto our faces, hence the term caked. If we around his parents (my mom doesn't care but his parents do) we gotta use code language like: "I'm heading to the cakery, you coming?" that means I'm bouta go smoke. As for funny stories there was this one time we got so baked that we tried to collect our braincells enough to go get Mcdonalds but when we got there none of us thought to bring money so we elected one person to go back and get the money. Like 20 mins go by and he didn't come back so we decided we all gotta go look for him, there's 4 of us at this point so we all dip out to look for bro. We found him on the trail behind my house just standing there staring at the gate and then I realized that I was the one with the key lmao. However dude was so cooked he didn't think to call me or nothing he just thought by sitting there the gate was gonna magically open or something. Long story short we all walk back to the Mcdonalds only to realize that we still didn't go get the money lmao.
LMFAO. You sound like someone who I would’ve liked to smoke with a few years ago. Also caked being a level beyond baked, is a thought you could only have while high and i’m here for it. I have a similar story with a friend of mine. Onetime we decided to get blasted and go to an area that we liked to call “swings” and hang out. It was a nice area where it overlooked the city of Chino and it had a single swing near the apex. Anyway me and mi amigos we’re talking about stupid shit, like how “there were more trees on earth than cars in the galaxy,” and we noticed our friend adam just looking at the swing. mfer stood there for a full our just looking at the swing before he finally sat down in it after we started noticing and laughing. Maaan those were the days.
MFW you think that your getting anything past your mates parents when you go to ask him these words, "Hey bro I'm heading to the *CAKERY* do you wanna come?" 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ, I can only imagine some of their quiet worries. This has got me giggling.
Me and my friends used to say, “eat a bowl of cereal” as code for smoke. I fr would be next to my mom on the phone with someone and be like “oh yea, I’m down to EAT A BOWL OF CEREAL”. smh so dumb and obvious 😂
I can tell you, there is a level 8. At a party i had never taken edibles before. Each one was 10mg. I hadnt eaten all day, im 5'3 and I ate 5. I was high for 2 days straight. I sat in my room, wondering where i was and who i was. The room looked like my childhood room and i convinced myself i was 5 again and speeding through different realities so fast my brain couldn't even keep up with it. I couldn't talk to people, i couldn't read words on my phone. I could only see red and green colors, i was in my bathing suit for 12 hours because i forgot how to change. For 6 hours i would reach a point where i thought i was dying, then a point where i told myself it was just weed and i was fine. After sleeping for 8 hours i woke up at level 5 and it slowly declined through the day. I feel mentally stronger- like i can over power anything now.
And the jaws are constantly clenched. And if you have a nervous bladder it will be cured, at least while at this level. You can hear the pulse beat in your ear. After, you feel so good about yourself, having pulled through that.
Bro I had this same experience one time, it was medical grade 40mg edibles tho, I had two so my tiny ass was knocked out and throwing up everything I ate for the rest of the night. I passed tf out.
Just curious but why would you do that? You can always take more so why not start with one, see what happens and adjust? Sorry, but what you did is almost Tide pod level dumb.
I had edibles for the first time last year, i didn’t realise the sweets were 50mg each, I thought it meant the packet all together came to 50… I felt like gravity had every inch of my body stapled to my bed. Then started panicking when I realise that eyes are wet balls that are constantly exposed to the air, and we have to blink to keep them wet. I couldn’t stop feeling my entire eyeball shape inside my skull for a good 3 hours
I'd just like to say, whenever you buy something or have something with a specific ingredient in it and the package says 10mg, 20mg 200mg or whatever it is, that will always mean in each pill, edible, gummy, etc. Please never get your hands on Morphine or anything like that. I've got some 10s and 20s. You'd pop 10 20mg pills with the way your brain works and be so high you're comatose. After throwing up and all that other shit. You know what, I think you were already high as fuck before you started on the edibles. If you ever try melatonin, the weight in "mg" on the outside of the bottle is indeed per one, not for the whole thing. The only time the weight shown means for the whole thing is for food products. I don't think I have to tell you this, but I'm amazed that you were stoned to the point of being dumb, before you actually got high. I would love to have your brain sometimes. Life seems like it'd be so much simpler, but also a complete nightmare at the same time lmao
I was on level 8 yesterday man. I had like 5 minutes tops of existing in the world frozen to the floor before I turned into a completely different person who forget everything that just happened, over and over for hours
I've reached between Stage 6 and 7. Me and the homies were behind an abandoned grocery store biking. I was given free reign over one of my homie's weed and just kinda kept going. I didn't know how to stop. The twins of our group peeled off and went to a walgreens while I was absolutely boinked. Frozen in time. They rush around the corner saying cops were coming because the twins got caught stealing some things. Everybody, except for one bright soul, booked it out while I was doing my best to process the situation. It took me and that one friend 15 minutes just to get me going on my bike. This was exactly the first time where I was in full motion and everything actually started to become "laggy". I showed up at our park and rode down the hill and fell straight off my bike, into the grass, and was half sleeping. Too high to move. I was there in the same position, bike on top of me, for about 4 hours singing about disney land and birds while giggling randomly at nothing. According to others, I didn't acknowledged anyone during that period. I was in my own happy place. I then finally stood up and ordered $100 worth of food like nothing happened.
I once got so high I turned blind, I started crawling in the woods near my house (where I used to get high) screaming I’m blind and losing my crap for what felt like 10 minutes but probably was like 20 seconds. Until I realized my eyes were closed. I then started laughing like an idiot but still on the floor as I couldn’t remember how to open them. Finally I used all the strength in my fingers to open them and saw my cat Stefano looking at me with a judgmental stare. That was the most I ever laughed high. What an idiot…
The first time i got real high, i was outside and it was a bit chilly. Anyway, i startet to see black, like pure black big holes on the ground. And suddenly completely black. I freaked out but i was with friends who helped me inside in the worm.. it turned out my glasses fogged up so I couldn’t see😂
I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. The monotone narration was just perfect and had me wheezing like an empty spray bottle lol thank you UA-cam algorithm Liked & Subscribed
One time I got so high, I was convinced I had multiple personality disorder, and this personality that had laid dormant in my brain for several years, and I had completely forgotten about, was now free, and trying to take over my body. I remember thinking “how am I gonna convince everyone it’s not really me ?! He’s gonna take over my body ! It’s not me guys ! It’s not me !” Full blown weed panic attack. It was pretty fuckin intense.
Interesting information about that. Weed is a low level psychedelic, so it allows some parts of your brain to communicate that don't usually communicate. So the 'other you' that you found in your brain, that's actually your subconscious mind. It's a part of yourself that you don't often get to consciously communicate with. Higher level psychedelics, like psilocybin, DMT, and LSD will bring your subconscious even further into view. This is why psychedelics can help you learn a lot about yourself, and help you heal from depression and addictions. (You've probably heard about "bad trips," those are almost always triggered by someone meeting their subconscious, and not liking what they found.)
I've only tried weed once but definitely too much, I ended up screaming for 5 minutes according to my friend. Felt like a few seconds to me. Then I hit some stuff and kept feeling like there were billions of me from alternate realities all trying to do stuff at the same time, I also kept losing track of time and had to check my phone's clock constantly. It was awful the whole time, really felt super similar to some of the disorienting nightmares I've had but longer and inescapable. It did get better though as time went on.
When I was 21, my friend wanted to smoke dabs with me. At the time I hadn't smoked for a few years. He filled a little circular dish with wax and told me to clear it (as a joke). I cleared the thing and had the most out of body experience. I still, to this day, have never had a mind altering experience like that from THC. I sank into my couch and lived a second life as a burrowing beetle on a planet comprised of tunnel systems. The weirdest fucking experience lol
I remember this meme from a long time ago: “One time me and my friends got so high, we searched around the neighborhood for 4 hours to find our friend Kevin. Eventually we found him. Kevin aided us in the search the whole time.”
Yep. I've been zooted. Actually thought I was never going to stop being high. Scared the shit out of me. How do I know I was zooted? The only direction I knew to walk in was sphere. There was no direction. There was no vision, just confusion and I felt like my face was going to explode. I felt drunk actually. I only took 5 hits with my best friends college buddy's when I was in my senior year in highschool. I was so high, the only music I could listen to was van Halen, specifically best of both worlds. Trap, did nothing for me. Nor dubstep. Nor trance. Nope, good ol American rock. My friend thought I was dying. He was freaking out. I remember some bits and pieces, he had to help me walk. He drove an hour to get to my house, because he was worried I needed to get a medic. I literally had no idea I was at my front door, forgot I stepped in the house, forgot how to breathe, move my legs, forgot I talked to my dad after one second. Forgot I was on my laptop searching spoons, yeah, don't ask. I was so high, that I tried taking a nap, woke up 4 hours later, still high. I was high the next day too, not as bad, but I had a really hard time doing shit. My dad told me I was baked out of my mind, my eyes were blood red. My dad was an ex metal drummer in the 80s in LA. He's seen his share of fucked up. But when he saw me, he started laughing his ass off, because I was on a different level. More of a embarrassing level. But it was a level........that I was very much on. I asked my friend what tf was in it. He was like, it was just really good shit. I've smoked weed for many years. That wasn't good shit. That shit was made by fucking NASA, because I got yeeted into another dimension.
Ur high is WAYYY Longer and hits harder when u take an edible cuz its processed by the liver and makes it even more potent. By 4x or 8x times more potent or atleast Thats wat Joe rogan told me
I remember the beginning of my first high. It was a pleasant warm feeling and I ended up watching Avatar: the Last Airbender for hours but then my memory got really hazy and I was basically at stage 6. I woke up a few hours later to my mother calling me. Apparently, I had called her twice, crying because I couldn't find the couch and wanted to sit down... I was lying down on the garage floor. My mom brought me cookies the next day because "I looked too sad for a first-time high"
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Bro I got high and was watching avatar last air bender and I was on the last episode of season 3 and I remember being so fascinated by the fight scenes it was like I was in the show then I started getting hella paranoid when aang was chasing the fire lord I had turn that shut off lmaooo
the way you explained being high is so accurate, especially the watching your own life from a tv, i've been trying to tell people that being high feels like your watching a tv show, but yet you explained it so smoothly and accurately
If you live at home and you smack the penjamin in your room something make sure you only get toasted just in case your parents walk in you’ll be able to act normal
“This is the point where you put something in the microwave for 5 minutes and watch it cook the whole time” that shit had me laughing out loud hahahaha
And then you forget how to operate the microwave, and you've also forgot the entire concept of microwaving food. So you just stand there lost in confusion wondering what is supposed to happen next.
It's really interesting that you mention how objects start to seem more "significant" because that's exactly what's happening in your brain. THC basically makes it so when a neuron fires, it keeps firing. This means when you look at something your brain legitimately finds it more significant.
BRO. I have this thing for geometry, and Jesus.... I greenes out one day and in the early stages I noticed fucking geometric patterns EVERYWHERE and it was so beautiful and then I was talking about how I could tell God was watching me closely because of how open the sky was right above me. Holy shit
@@kimtaehyungismyoppa531 literally same. When I greened out in this shop once my vision started caving in but it didn’t just go dark it was like patterns everywhere like geometric ones but I couldn’t see anything else for a couple seconds then my vision returned lol
I’ve gone a level above all of those, my Dads friend once made him a edibles pumpkin pie that I didn’t realize they made excessively strong because he has high tolerance. At this point I haven’t smoked weed in almost 4 months and decided that eating 1/4th of the pie was a good idea. We did the math afterwards and I basically had the same as 12 of the most potent consumer gummies (Michigan). I basically went into a coma and was literally seeing things (something I’ve never experienced on weed) it was comparable to a acid trip but I felt distinctly separate from what I was seeing. The only thing that got me through was I kept telling myself “no one has ever Overdosed on weed” but if I was on another drug I would’ve been panicking.
same thing happened to my mate but he had a conversation with someone who wasnt there and their name was greg and so now everytime we get majorly high we call it being greged (greg-d)
Infants and toddlers CAN and DO overdose from pot. This is something that more people need to know. I heard this on the radio the other day and I was like "but my high school teacher said you'd have to smoke 431 kilos to OD.... But that was 20 years ago and mostly everything was dirt weed. The stuff today is way more powerful. I've hallucinated many more times from pot than any other drug. Even just normal smoking. Anyway TLDR: Really, keep your edibles away from kids! Apparently they could die! Not. Cool.
Idk where this experience lands in the spectrum but I got so high I felt like I was in a loop. Maybe that was me hyper-analyzing everything and thinking I was in a loop when I wasn't. I kept experiencing the same situations every 10 minutes. That shit was funny af but scary lmao
craziest high i’ve ever had was when me and my friend decided who could eat the most edibles in amsterdam, we spent an entire day going from coffee shop to coffee shop buying weed and eating an edible at each one. we both reached 10 and by that point it felt like we were levitating around the streets not sure what was left or right, it got to the point where we went into a shop to ask for directions but neither of us could speak, the lady in the shop stared down at us with pure shock. to this day i do not know how we made it back to our hotel
Yes definitely I’m level 3. Thinking the thoughts louder was spot on. Everything is more real. I’m high while typing this and took much effort. And I just read over this 3 times before sending (and I edited this to comment on editing this).
Still here and well, thx. It’s interesting though, w/ gummies I feel I can experience almost any of these levels. Lately couch lock is what gets me the most. I don’t know how you can even walk while high.
I'm French, and except in English class, I only speak French. And one day, I was so high that I forget how to speak French and I started to speak English for 3 hours because I had no choice
With my shitty accent
thats the funniest shit ive ever heard
@@MostlyTrue and I was so happy when I was able to speak French again that I almost cried lmao
Sacrebleu!!
I did the same thing the first time I got high in school except I’m English and couldn’t stop speaking French
I’ve done the “put something in the microwave for 5 minutes and stand there watching your food cook”, only after those 5 minutes were up I realized I’d never turned the microwave on and I was just staring at the glass
LOLOLOOOOOL. I remember one time I got so high I was literally battling with opening my front door, it literally took me like 3 minutes to fit the key into the slot, it felt so stupid but so fun and hilarious at the same time. I miss that BAKED feeling.
i've had that with my friend but the stuff was frozen and we ate half of it before we realised ,,yo thats still frozen"
I was dying laughing at the microwave part.
@@N4jss my buddy did that with pizza rolls, just pulled the bag out of the freezer and went to town like they were chips
That's me. Expect after it goes off. I just walk away without the food.
The one time I ever got OFFICIALLY zooted, I picked up my dog, went to the bathroom, drew a bath, and went into the bath, fully clothed, with my dog, and sat there for 3 hours. Dog loved it. I woke up by nearly drowning. Best high of my life.
Mf dog was playing with what was almost your corpse.
Glad to see you're still alive
That sounds like a happy pup.
lmao wish i could see that🤣
IM CRYING.
Was at a party with my friends. Visuals were definitely low fps. Thought a girl was carrying a big suitcase. I was REALLY intrigued by the suitcase so I started bombarding her with questions. Noticed she was getting angry. The suitcase suddenly stood up and started pushing me. The suitcase was a small woman vomiting.
Lmaoooo 😂😂 suddenly suitcase stood up and pushing me 😂😂😂😂
Bro😂
😂😂😂
bro im laughing so hard wtf 💀💀
Thats Cap
How Tf would a girl be able to Carry another human 🤣
The "Watching tv through your eyes" is such a perfect explanation, like it feels like you aren't really there but are watching something through a screen and it's so awesome
Drank an edible for the first time, some pop drink. Drank half thought it didn’t do anything so I downed it. Probably the most high I’ve ever been in my life, Ended up lying in my bed for 5 hours listening to bird noises on UA-cam and then tried calling parks to ask them to thank the birds. I then went to the pet store and bought a bird. No regrets Peter is 3 years old now and is my best buddy.
You should get high more often lol
😂🤣😂🤣
What kind of bird is peter?
craazzzyyy mahhnnn😂😂😂😂
@@jojokes_n_stuff Griffin
I’ve only experienced two levels of high.
The “Is this even working” high, and the *”sweet lord up above, everything is going to burn, and there’s nothing we can do but stand in the flames and accept our deaths”* high.
It's really hard to find the sweet spot
Anxiety
My only experience of "high" is the captain's puff.
For “is this even working” I think I convince myself I feel it because I *have* to feel it because I am smoking and logically there’s no way I am still sober. Maybe I feel it maybe I don’t but all I know is the placebo effect is enough for me.
Bro these edibles ain't shi/╲/\╭(👁️ 👄 👁️)╮/\╱\
First time I ever got high, I smoked a whole blunt to myself and then later took a massive dab (thanks to my friend who helped me). at one point I just completely froze for I dunno how long, it felt like hours to me, but then all of a sudden I taken in this cartoonishly loud and exasperated deep breath causing my friends to look at me like 'you good?????' I just looked at them and said "I just forgot how to breathe" which instantly sent us all into an uncontrollable giggle fit. still one of the funniest high moments I've ever had.
That's great
I was just telling my son , I had smoked one time with my friends. An I swear the world became animated to me ! Lol 😂
My buddy n I had smoked two blunts in one sitting before.. minutes after we were faded out of our minds, we would look at each other and die laughing at each other 😂 This went on for 30-40 minutes straight
ink sans moment
(ink is a AU (Alternate Universe) of a very popular character from a game called undertale, his memory is shit.
I made him forget how to sleep once while role playing as him 😭)
The first time I ever smoked I was absolutely zooted. I was told by my professional weed smoking friends “the first time you smoke, it’s hard to get high because you’re body loses a tolerance the more you do it. So you need to smoke more if you want to experience being high.” So my dumb ass self took four of the biggest rips of this water pipe and held it in my lungs for like 20 seconds each time. After the 4th one, my tongue began to tingle and then I turned to walked to the couch and it immediately felt like 2 hours had past and everything began moving. Sounds were bouncing off of every surface all slow. I couldn’t hardly walk. I sat down n a couch and got thirsty. They didn’t have anything but beer or water and I didn’t want either so I got up and found popsicles in the freezer. I took the whole box to the couch, and proceeded to eat 18 popsicles.
At this point I’m thinking “ok, clearly it’s been 5 hours. Let me check my phone.” Bro, it had been 23 minutes.
Later that night, I was still high and I had to pee so I went to the restroom and laughed so hard at the thought of my piss being rainbow colored because of the damn popsicles.
It was wild
😭😭😭😭
You thought your piss was rainbow lollll my first experience was badddddd I went to to hospital cuz my first thing to rlly hit was a strong ass dab pen and end going to the hospital cuz I threw up and damn near passed out
That's awesome, I wish I was able to handle being conscious the first time I got high. Got peer pressured into taking a phat dab that my brother and his friends just heated up the nail for. I was always ok with weed and figured one day I'd smoke and probably like it, but I was 14 and thought I'd wait til I was at least 16 to try. But they said I'd be wasting it if I didn't take it now, I'd feel bad if I wasted their supply so I took the whole dab off of the red hot nail in one breath. Couldn't breathe for the next 40/50 seconds, finally with my head out the window, I got a nice quick sip of 20° winter air, immediately made the coughing worse. After the 10 minutes of recovery I decided I needed water. Passed out in the hallway, on top of the stairs, and the bottom of the stairs before my dad came home, got me some water and said, "have fun bud" I woke up on the couch
Your friends are assholes lmfao
My friends say it's the opposite. You gain tolerance the more you smoke.
In reality, you gain a dependence, and that's because whatever chemicals your body produced to keep you regular are being dismissed by the chemicals that THC induce.
This isn't a strong addiction per-say. I'd equate it to a caffeine or sugar addiction. You might get cranky or feel like you're not yourself if you stop smoking regularly.
The thing is, the more you do, the more your body acclimates to the sensation. The "tolerance" people call it is actually a dependence, because once you stop, your body will need to adjust to the sudden removal of what it assumed was essential chemicals already in your body. It can take days, or even weeks, which is why quitting cold turkey is a bad idea, for any dependence. If you're low on supply for instance, just stop smoking and save it til you need it.
Anyhow, yeah, your friends probably don't know shit about drugs, or lied to get you more high. Pretty sure it's the latter. Stoners love company.
@@Hxtredissasin7300 dawg greened out and decided to go to the hospital xD
The first time I smoked it was at my highschool boyfriend's house and I hit the bong. For the next 4 hours I was convinced that my life was play and that everyone I interacted with was just an actor reading a script that I didn't have. Didn't help that my bf's mom arrived about 30 minutes after the hit and took us to dinner. I stared at my plate the entire time because I thought the food was PROP FOOD and his mom kept talking to me and I was upset that I didn't know my lines. Good times.
that's fucking hysterical
This is the most amazing thing I've read today. And so relatable!
😭💀
i have a similar story, i once thought everything and everyone around me was talking in rhymes/ having a rap battle. my semi-sober friends were watching criminal minds and i was staring at the actors just absolutely mindboggled as to why they decided to have an entire episode of rap battles. i asked my friends and they laughed at me for a solid 20 minutes
That's fucking hilarious and real.. u can get that high and paranoid in social situations.. life is acting and its the same pressure cause you really like yo i just wanna chill yall don't ask me no questions but yall can talk and can we get better lighting in here?
"Sentences are relics of the past" 😂
You forgot the last phase: the double vision exhaustion, where you cannot focus on objects as if your eyes are watching behind the thing you are looking at, usually a big sleep will follow if not disturbed you could sleep 12 hours or more
@@matteolorenzogirardelli436 "if not disturbed you could sleep 12 hours or more" *cries in insomnia*
I once got so high i thought my shoelace was a snake.
“The answer is yes 😂”🥸
😂😂😂😂😂 this got me too
One time i smoked too much Banyan, made a sandwich, forgot the sandwich existed, made another sandwich and when i found the first one I thought someone was in my house
The most funniest experience i ever had while high was when i was with a friend and his mom. We just got done taking rips out a bong(me and my friends first time taking rips from a bong) we both were talking to each other can’t remember what we were talking about though. And his mom just said “wtf y’all staring at each other for?” Me and him just shook about it said “wait we weren’t talking?!” And his mom just said “No you guys have been staring at each other for like 20 mins” me and him just laughed are asses off
I had something similar happen to me. My cousin and I got so high, we got on a 1 hour train ride but we just stayed stoned on our seats and staring forward. At midway during the ride, we simultaneously looked at each other without a signal and just laughed at how coordinated we were.
does that mean she got so high she thought you werent talking or you two got so high you could communicate through telepathy
@@MemeLord42 first time they are taking a huge rip, definetly telepathy.
Omg, I couldn't stop laughing because of this- lmfao 💀💀
bruhhh this is the funniest thing 😂
I have a friend who was once so stoned that when he noticed a cop standing behind him in the queue, in a shop, he panicked and looked frantically for something to buy other than rolling papers. Unfortunately there were several coin tins for different charities on the counter, one of which said "bone cancer strikes children", so imagine the surprise of the shop teller when he confidently asked her for a box of "bone cancer strikes", which he managed to think was some sort of sweet. She said "excuse me?" so he asked her again, but midway through his face dropped as his stoned brain realised what he'd done. I haven't laughed as much since, and it was 35yrs ago.
Hahhahahahah wtf thats fucked
My favorite sweets are the Children Bone Splints 😋
this made me giggle
Similarly before, me and a group of friends had smoked. So we went to the Chinese to get some food. We'd already ordered and were just sitting outside, so all is going good, we're all heavily stoned.
Now here's the funny part, whilst sitting there, two guards walked down a set of stairs close by, and for some reason my brain frantically just went into "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" mode, my heart was physically beating out of my chest. So. I got up. Walked in casually back into the chinese. Then sat in the bathroom, which always for me, felt like 5-10 minutes max.
Turns out, i was sat in that toilet for over 30 minutes. The guards didn't even come over.
Old guy, you got me to actually laugh at a UA-cam comment. trust me that's an accomplishment
The significance thing is next level. I was looking at a glass of milk a while back (for context it was a tall glass maybe 20 to 25cm full to the last finger with fresh milk) and I just thought to myself "that's a classic looking glass of milk" I was so taken back by its significance that I had to just look at it for a while and appreciate the classicness of the milk
i love this
i didnt 100% understand before but 'classicness' has helped fr
Just like a literature teacher watching the same novel over and over again cuz it had the word blue in it and didn't know how deeply it hit them untill that moment. Purely amazing. Thanks for sharing. 😂
This made me laugh super hard bro
god fucking damn it why do I understand this on a personal level
one time I got so high that my body entered fight or flight, and my cat came to lay with me and i thought she was keeping me alive by giving me her life force😭
💀.
Never got past level 5 with weed, but one time I was with a friend and we smoked, drank ridiculous amounts of beer and took 3 grams of mushrooms. I started digging a hole with my bare hands so I could set free the dinosaurs that live underground, or at least that was the idea. Then I heard them talking to me, telling me to stop and that they were meant to live that way. That sh*t was probably level 12
ive done the exact same thing with the only difference putting a dead flower in the hole i dug...
I love this one
@@FLYAWAYGR bro you commented as I was typing mine
I have heard of the term for being drunk and high being called Cross-Faded
Me and some friends were in a forest walking a trail. We got so high that we reverted back to our primitive instincts and started carving spears out of long sticks 😂 my plan was to throw the spears at wild deer but luckily none came 🦌
God damn dude the concept of objects becoming more “significant” just summed up a feeling I’ve never been able to put into words. Bravo.
I love walking through parking lots, and realizing all the cars are such beautiful colors, especially the older/faded ones that have more subtle/monochrome tints
Haha same
@@vee361-e1c going to a car show while high is amazing
Yeah. You feel so much more in the present moment. No regrets of past or future.
I feel like this level is also when I start having a photo shoot with my 4 for 4 from wendys at 2am because I think they did a beautiful job assembling my crispy chicken sandwhich
My godfather told me a story about his first and only time trying weed, they smoked a joint a friend rolled for them back in ‘95 and apparently he had made it very strong, so they decided to play chess because it was kicking in slowly. His dad came downstairs and they got really paranoid he’d figure it out, so they just played it cool and kept playing chess. Eventually his dad just goes “Y’all are stoned, huh?” And they said “How’d you know?” His dad replied “You two have been moving your knights back and forth in the same two spaces for the last half hour.”
Edit: I have since tried weed; and I stared at a fan watching the blades spin for about an hour and a half.
They were playing like GMs
(not so) Fun fact: There is a rule in chess that if you and your opponent repeat the same 3 moves consecutively the game instantly ends in a draw.
@@BullRed07 No, that _is_ a pretty fun fact tbf
@@BullRed07 to be more precise... Draw is if you reach same position 3 times. It doesn't need to be consecutively.
Damn that's funny🤣
The “feeling every individual muscle fiber swallow your pizza roll” was terrifyingly accurate.
So what masturbation while high feels like?
@@shy_dodecahedron Gimme a few minutes.
@@shy_dodecahedronvery good
like the greatest experience u ascend to heaven for like 10 seconds@@shy_dodecahedron
@@shy_dodecahedronit’s amazing
The line "this is the point where you put your food in the microwave for 5 minutes, and watch it cook the ENTIRE time." hit me on a personal level.
He forgot the part where you realize you never even turned it on
i fell you bruh
Bruh so true
Am I the only one who would also do that when they're sober?
bro, there is better one. Turning on the laundry, and watch dry clothes get wet, then detergent bubbling up and then spin, spin, spin. Jeez that takes more than 5 min and fkin interesting at that level :D
When he said, “sometimes you just need like a few hours on a bench.. alone at night… before you’re like ready to go back to a social situation…”
I felt that.
This use to be me but with a bathroom floor.
like, not even high, sometimes you need it sober
don't forget the comfy closet after u tear down all the clothes to make a lil bed, i need some hours there
One time I was in a session with some friends. I was so high that I felt like I was no longer inside of my body so I assumed that maybe I was a ghost. While I sat there contemplating whether I could fly away without being noticed/leaving my body behind forever, one of my friends asked another what kinda weed it was. The friend responded “some shit called ghost.” I stopped smoking for months.
where u get it
LMFAOOO
@@mila_.nxtdoor they bought it off casper the ghost
BRO FRRRR IM ALWAYS FEELING LIKE IM NOT INSIDE MY BODY ANYMORE, idk how else to explain it lmfaooo
@@mila_.nxtdoor 🤣🤣🤣 this was summer of 2012. I have no idea.
My first bad trip allowed me to teletransport myself within the room everytime i closed my eyes and opened them up again. It was crazy. It was like if I had very low RAM capacity and just forgot where I was every few seconds. It started as a fun thing but it quickly got scary because I wasn't in control of it and it was new feeling to me.
Same exact thing happened to me it was crazy
Same
This might be a common stoner story, but... One Day I was so high, I decided to make microwave popcorn, I stood in front of the microwave window like a lil kid at the candy store and watch the microwave do its spinny thingy. I was so excited when the microwave alarm finally went off and the next second I was hella sad because I realized I hold the popcorn bag in hand the entire time. This happened two to three times in a row that day.
That's funny as hell lol thank you for sharing
oof
lol this happen to me same when i used to smoke a lot of weed XD
🧢
Hahahaha
The first time I ever did edibles was probably one of the greatest experiences of my life. I remember eating a bowl of cereal at like 1am in the morning and constantly thinking to myself: “how much cereal did I put in this bowl?” due to the fact it seemed like the bowl was literally never ending. Well when I woke up the next morning my brother showed me a video he took of me which consisted of me staring at a bowl of cereal for about 10 minutes and every few minutes I took one small spoonful and then continued to just stare at the bowl. In total I was eating cereal for 2 hours. I also laughed my arse off at some shitty Russel brand film.
Ive been laughing at this for 10 minutes. ive done the same thing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m high as fuck reading this it’s hilariously
I had hash Brownies the other day and i got so caned that everything was happening in pictures. I was so fucked up i couldn’t fall asleep. Pretty sure the hash was laced though
That shit must have been soggy as fuck😭
I was once so high, I was laying in bed and thought I took physical control of my heart beat. I thought that if I stopped thinking about it I could die. LOL
You ever lose the ability to auto breath? That sucks too lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Brandon-ks2em Yeas, and by hyperfocusing on your breathing you actually hyperventilate so much you get extra psychedelic holotropic high.
That must've been a terrifying thought lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Officer Down" we call it the last stage, it comes after the zooted, in this stage the patient need attention and salty food, maybe a good blanket with some sleep will loop them back to stage one
I took an edible before going on the Heineken experience in Amsterdam where they take you on a tour as if you're the beer bottle. About half way, the edible kicked in and I genuinely thought I was a bottle of beer so I closed my eyes and made bubbling noises. When my friends tried to bring me around, I forgot how to open my eyes and accepted I was now blind and a bottle of beer was my final form. 15 mins of being led blindly around the factory, we got some free beer samples and my friend fed me a few sips. I felt like Jesus coming out of his tomb and I could now see again. 100% would do again.
this is the funniest story ever lol
I love high stories so fuckin much lmao
That's hilarious
The great part about amsterdam is this is completely cool
your friends or you didnt think to open your eyes by hand?
I am surprised that “your breathing switches from auto to manual” never came up. I feel like that might be level 6.
It only lasts for a bit until something else grabs your attention
Fuck now I'm manually breaking
I’ll get stuck in a loop of wondering if I breathed at all in the last 10 seconds
I also get that stupid feeling where I can feel nothing but my throat tongue and mouth
manual breathing alongside heart pounding so hard its uncomfortable and loud
The “goblin inside your own head watching TV through your eyeballs” explanation is SO on point. My wife and I have been calling that feeling the “behind your eyes” feeling for decades.
just wait untill it dont dissapear, shits scary :O
we call it "spectator mode"
I love the idea of a couple being married for decades getting high frequently. Im happy for you.
Yeahhhh i always tell people it’s like watching your own POV through a tiny screen
Many other people wanted to thumbs up, but no one wanted to change the number 😃. It was at 420.
level 8, visual effects like LSD, flashback of you 0-5 years.
Is that even possible?
@@thisisthemansworld8704 maybe my marijuana was contaminated with dmt, i dont know
@@thisisthemansworld8704 Yep
How many mg does it take to reach level 8 I NEED TO KNOW
@@berenesgi1386700 to 1500 mgs and a dream
One night I smoked to a level of about 4.6, and then ate an 8th of shrooms. I walked through the cemetery near my house (I lived in the foothills of a mountain) and had a very philosophical and spiritual conversation with a herd of 40 deers. They were all very nice, and helped keep away the beings lurking in the night time shadows.
I can relate
That’s freaking awesome core memory
I befriended many snails on shrooms
This sounds beautiful
I think that technically counts as a Vision Quest.
The first time I smoked I got couch locked and I laughed at the tv for about an hour and half. The tv was off. It was my reflection that was so god dang hilarious.
Me too man!
LMAOOO im high rn reading this comment im dying 😂😂
@@amberdavies6160 bro forgot to switch accounts
I been this fucked up before, I dont know what it is but that dumb ass smirk is just fucking hilarious
@@prodzenn The joke went right above your head
I once fell asleep on the couch mid-sentence and was perfectly still, never dropped the drink I had in my hand
Why is this the funniest comment
Dear God, Julian is real!
Damn smoking weed is dangerous
Johnny Depp vibes
human.exe has stopped working looking for problems...
I love edibles. Gaming while baked makes me far better. I'm regularly Sauteed , it's great, especially when laying down. Kush coma is wild and you legitimately cannot walk and need to crawl or sit/lie there and slowly move your head around like a slow turning stone. Getting zooted is rare for me, but damn is it hard to swallow your saliva or remember to breath.
The highest I've been is when I took about 100mg and went to bed (this was back when I wasn't regularly taking eddies). I remember putting my water bottle down next to my bed and laying down next to it. I blacked out and woke up on the opposite side of my bed. I crawled over to get my water and it wasn't there, I then immediately blacked out again to then be dreaming that I was a double of myself standing in the room taking away the water bottle from myself. I was basically stealing the water bottle so that I couldn't drink it. It's very hard to explain but very trippy and funny.
Getting high is fun, just be safe and learn your limits.
and be sure to prepare snacks and food beforehand.
"Objects become more significant" is a perfect description of what happens. Well played sir
I usually describe it as vision becoming high definition. Like you know how some may claim that weed helps with glaucoma. Well, you notice after reaching a threshold of high, your eyesight improves and you look at objects with more color and detail than ever. Things just pop out in your eyes, it quite literally becomes more "significant" because these things have your full attention and appreciation.
No literally, the sky feels more blue, the trees are a brighter green, it almost brings back my view of the world as a kid, before it became gray and boring :)
Dun do drugs kids
@@samrousseau2869 and then it get's more gray and boring when you haven't had your weed for a while. The dopamine , serotonin and endocannabinoid receptors (which all work on your motivation, sense of well being, digestions, strength etc.) become desensitized and worn out. They need time to heal, so you can have that color back again in full force, without any reliance on a substance other than healthy foods. Exercise, good sleep and sunlight also play a large role in healing those.
Get those colors back, trust God, keep a good attitude, get your sleep, sunlight, exercise and healthy food consistently. :) You don't need the weed, it just makes everything harder. Hopefully you can accept this.
@@samrousseau2869 Speaking as a person who has gone through that journey for 4ish years before studying about how the brain and body work, and finally putting the effort in to living in a way that allows that color to be back, all the time, consistently without the sharp upward spike and subsequent downward equalization (typical of drug effects). I don't want you to think I'm speaking without experience.
I once got so zooted that I couldn't speak, was couch locked and thought I'd die if I stopped making random hand movements, parents thought I was having a seizure or something, called 911, loaded me up onto the ambulance before I managed to mumble "Po Po pot cookie". They took me out of the ambulance and back into the house and my parents put on jazz music and left me on the couch for the rest of the day. My dad made me go to work with him the next day, I was still high AF. He works as a firefighter, his buddies and the paramedics (including the ones that loaded and unloaded me from the ambulance) spent the day roasting me
That's a beautiful story. 10/10 would read again. Gave me a good chuckle.
Thats hilarious but pretty fucked you had to get treated like shit for freaking out on too much weed
jazz music? your parents def know what they are doing 😂😂
This is amazing I just got 6 stitches in my chin from passing out sophomore year. I ended up passing out 3 times in front of my mom, she drove me to the hospital bc I told her not to call 911 but yeah it still freaks her out to this day aha
do you live where weed is legal?
Got so high off a dab pen that I went for a run. I was only supposed to run for a lil bit but I hit the dab pen even more and I ended up running 21 miles along the Pacific Coast Highway, stopping at gas stations for Coconut Pineapple swirls and Gatorade. I definitely left my body and felt like some sort of spirit traveling along the coast on two legs. Kid Cudi, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers and a bunch of others kept me going. I'm not sure if I'll ever do that again but it's one of the best experiences of my life.
U got high and almost ran a full marathon
Dabs be fucking my whole brain function up bro. Wax just hits different.
Damn Forrest Gump
how long did this take?
Only kid cudi can make me survive
Got to a 4. And the fucking clouds at home told me to tell my mom that I’m high. And I did
What did she do
Friend and I had been sitting in silence for about 15 minutes, staring out at the field we were sitting in.
My thought process was:
"I'm hungry. He said that the only shop open is the post office. I wonder if it's open. He will know."
So I turned to him, and breaking the solemn silence, providing no context whatsoever, I simply asked him:
"do you KNOW the postman?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually died laughing at this
She was married to the post man
This is the funniest comment I’ve ever read ahahaha
@@johnboe412 the postman?!
I vividly remember being so high that I was absolutely positive that my body was on fire and I was just too high to see the fire. I remember how it felt like I was burning so I went and just stared at myself in the mirror for like an hour trying to catch glimpses of the fire. Never once did it register that I had no physical signs of burning, I wasn’t panicked. My skin just hurt really bad and I was convinced that the most reasonable explanation was invisible fire.
this def happens to me every time i get too high. my body feels like it’s burning
@@saraaamh Pretty sure it’s invisible fire bro.
That wasn't meth🤣🤣
Fun fact: invisible fire is actually kind of a thing that is real. The flames of burning methanol is invisible in a lit space.
Oh god, I've never experienced invisible fire but when my body is settling into being high (especially if it's been a minute) I feel my lymph system and nerves kick into overdrive and it feels like there's bullets shooting under my skin and jolts of energy running up and down me. Such a bizarre sensation.
My first edible came out of Colorado when they were the only state with legal product. It was a chocolate bar that said "100mg of THC" and I thought I'd just eat half, but after a while the classic mistake was made and because I didn't feel anything I went for the other half. Not 30 minutes later it all started hitting. As it kept ramping up I felt like something was wrong and checked the packaging again... it was actually "100 mg of THC per serving" and while I could still read I saw on the back it was 10 servings. So my first ever edible was 1000mg. I swear I met every version of God that night.
My man, you were experiencing the Divine Comedy with Dante
My friend did that and she greened out and was vomiting everywhere 💀
The only state with legal product? Have you never heard of California or Washington? I swear all you people are in here lying. I don't understand why.
How did you not die?
@@ZeaDabble read their comment again - they said when it was the only state that sold it recreationally and legally, not that it still is.
This is absolutely amazing. You literally just described every emotion you feel when high. Well done!
as a stoner, reading these comments and seeing people from around the world with different trippy stories makes me really happy.
Stupid question, but is it a legal thing?
Sorry, i live in Brazil
Me too !! I from west indies and you ?
@@CaraDeCartola in some US states it is legal if you have a document called a 'green card' but if green card owners buy off street dealers its illegal and for the rest of the states + uk it illegal
you ever get so high it feels like your chair or bed is sucking you into it like the goal explosion things on rocket league 😂
@@CaraDeCartola its illegal in Brazil- even for recreational uses, unfortunately.
The “is it weird to have this thought?” and “what about this one??” are so true 😭
Bro 😭 I’ll be like “is this something I’d say on a regular day or am I talking shit now”
@@xamion4992 "am i normally like this or just because im fried?"
That's just me with anxiety and ADHD on the regular
The worst one tbh
Only I get that at level 1 in social situations 😂
Me and a buddy took Delta 9 edibles without realizing it and we both experienced the exact same high at the exact same rate. We both made a pizza and couldn't stop laughing at how fucked up we cut it, we then took a long gazing stare at a wall, we then sat down and watched the first five minutes of Moana, couldn't understand the subtitles or what they were singing so we both went to bed because we both realized we were having a really bad high. When we woke up, we realized we left the oven on all night, we didn't even eat the pizza, and we turned on Coco instead of Moana. A friend who was there said all of this happened in a span of 15 minutes.
holy fawk i'm dying, i've been there with different specifics
I thought that said Bundy
Damn 😂😂😂
love this!!! write a book
You cut the pizza before you put it in the oven ?🤔
One time when I was like 17 or 18 I got “Zooted” per the videos definition, walked outside my room to the realization of my grandma having a reunion party. I mindlessly ate a ginormous plate of food making sure not to make eye contact with anyone. After that I was left with the single thought of “I have to escape the old people”, so as any regular person would do, I locked myself in the bathroom and ate 3 entire bricks of cheddar cheese just repeatedly saying “this is how I escape the old people”… I don’t get zooted anymore
same shit happened to me at work locked my self in the bathroom. quit my job after that
The perfect reason to get zooted
Bro couldnt poop for days after probably
@@timeless1127 bruh after eating three bricks of cheese!L manz probably couldnt take a poo for weeks!!!
@@aaronlopez5163 I will be propadly dead by lactose allergy. 😅
The fact about eating the pizza and feeling EVERY part of the pizza go down your throat was extremely relatable. It feels like you’re choking in slow motion until you swallow it
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i was literally so high last weekend trying to eat a poutine and i kept choking. turns out i just forgot that you need to chew food before swallowing it !
When I get that high I dont get a choking sensation, but it feels like I can taste every individual MOLECULE of that shit.
@@ethandoessomestuff...8949 FRRR
This has usually been a sign that I am greening out, regrettably
Got high and I was laughing because I thought feeling high was funny. I realized that I'm laughing without any reason, and this made me laugh even more. My friends saw me laughing and they started laughing too. I looked at their laugh and started laughing again cuz I thought their laugh was funny. I realized the whole situation and started laughing again.
Yeah, I understand precisely what you are talking about 😂😂😂
dude tgat made me lafugh 😂😂
exactly how it goes 😂😂😂😂
I am reading this comment laughing my @$$ off for no readon other than your story is hilarious. 🌿🍃😂😂😂
Happens all the time 😂
As someone with severe anxiety I jump straight to Level 7 after one hit
I went to the weed capital of Australia a while ago and copped some brownies from a hippie grandma. She warned me not to eat too much because they were strong. I listened to her and just took a small piece. Couple hours later I was on the floor laughing hysterically because my cat meowed at me.
bruh lmfaoooo 😂
@@tiredsimp7892 no no, this is rofl
LMAOOOO
Reading this feels very relatable
@@djtrac3r935 fr,I don’t even have a cat but it seems like something I’d do😂😂
I feel the Stoney baloney level paranoia already at level 2
Same here
LMAAOO
Yeah me to! 5 and 2 are kinda the same for me, I typically swing back and forth from 2 to 5 and back to 2 an so on.
I feel it without even being high, no wonder I get zooted so easily
probably because pot is illegal at your place or you will have trouble if someone sees
I was once so high in Amsterdam that I was in a store looking for water, but for the life of me i could not find it. I was following people trying to see if they would lead me to water. I was walking down an aisle and an old Asian lady grabbed me and started speaking what I presume is Chinese and I replied in a panicked "I don't speak English" and walked very quickly away. I never found the water
that was hilarious, "I don't speak English" she was like me neither buddy
@@salem8909 I still think about it to this day, if she even spoke any bit of English she must have been very confused 😂
@@TNVeTeRaN 😂 well it is what it is. I once told the cops that people were throwing windows at my rock while I was super geeked instead of the other way around.
Turned out to be a raccoon in the end tapping on our windows 🤦♂️
Plot twist: she *was* speaking english
I smoked a joint with a two friends in the forest, my car was parked about a hundred feet away. I have 3 puffs, start feeling dizzy so I put my back against a tree to rest. Next thing I know I open my eyes and I’m on the ground, my friends shaking me telling me to wake up. They carried me to my car, where I rapped Lose Yourself by Eminem beginning to end without a single mistake.
got high secretly at a friend's house in high school and when my parents picked me up i was still high and trying desperately not to tip them off to it. i nearly failed when they asked me "what did you guys do" and i couldnt process the question so i blurted out "yes"
Swear to god questions merge bro its like someones asking a question with a character limit and they cant fit the whole question in so its just a bunch im mumbo jumbo
Speech 100
The best answer
HI-Lar-E-US
LMFAO IM CRYINGG
I got high with a good buddy of mine once, and while he was talking I started paying attention to my breath. A few seconds go by and I started to get irritated by the feeling of my stomach puffing up and down so I decide to hold my breath and listen to him finish his story. A few more seconds later, after he finished his story, I forgot what I was doing and thought I didn’t know how to breathe.
HAHAHAHAH BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE HUGE DOSES OF ANESTHESIA OR ALCOHOL THat MAKES YOU LOSE BASIC FUNCTION LIKE THAT, stop acting like you “forgot to breath” kid you do it even when passed out
i literally smoked weed since i was 12 i’ve gotten paranoid, sick or even felt like the world was spinning but never sum like thiss
Did somethin similar but ended up getting a panic attack because I thought my heart was about to stop beating
@@miguelchacon2717 you need to try to stop that.
@@SpiderBite90x i once got a panic attack thinking i'm in hell and i don't even belive in hell but that shit was really scary
He trying to say “water” got me laughing my ass off dude, so accurate
When I used to smoke, I would make 20 Totino's pizza rolls in the microwave but I'd spend like 10 minutes making sure they were perfectly arranged in two concentric circles, 14 in the outer circle, 6 in the inner, evenly spaced from each other and perfectly centered on the plate, all with the long edge pointing towards the center.
Then I'd put them perfectly in the center of the microwave and cook them for 1 minute, stop at 0:01, clear the time, let them sit for 2 minutes, then repeat two more times. After the last rest period, I'd take them out of the microwave, carefully rotate each inner roll 90 degrees and expand the inner circle while maintaining even spacing, and squeeze a 3 inch puddle of sriracha directly in the middle. Then I'd eat from opposing sides starting from the middle out.
ADHD + mild OCD + weed = obsessive hyperfocused OCD
Those were simpler times. Now I have a mortgage.
Not everyone else not “liking” this comment just to keep it at 69.
Same about that last part and the OCD thing.
I feel you bro u do the same thing minus the perfect cooking times
shit i got a mortgage and still get high af
i'm high enough rn to have read all of that and followed completely 💀
I was once at a party where my friend was smoking for the first time and when we finally decided to go back inside the house, he stood, staring blankly for a solid minute before explaining that he couldn't move. I didn't know how to approach this, but jokingly made the obvious suggestion of 'try move your leg', which he did, without any difficulty, said "oh right" and went inside
I love this lmao
Careful with that😭😭 one time a friend of mines forgot how to talk. Homie was so gone he stood like a statue for most of the time. I was with him and just walked him thru when he was coming down while everyone else was laughing n shit.
@@callmeenzy5715 It's just so ridiculous it's hilarious, but I wouldn't want to be them 😂
I remember one time I got high during a break between 2 hours of a chemistry lecture in high school. I forgot that it was forbidden to drink pr eat anything in the science rooms, so I asked my friend, who was sitting next to me to give me some of his water because I was thristy as hell. He had a huge bottle 1,5 liters! He hands it over to me and I start drinking like I hadn‘t drank in 2 days. Meanwhile I can hear my chemistry teacher in the background: „Fabio I say it at the start of EVERY lecture, NO DRINKING AND EATING in the science rooms!“ I was so high that I could hear clearly what she said but didn‘t realize what it meant nor that she was talking to me. So I just casually stop drinking, put down the bottle and make a noise like „Ahhh“ (yk because the water felt so good). Just then I realized that everyone in class is looking in my direction, but my high ass thought everyone was looking at my other friend who was sitting to my left so I too looked at thim xD. Only when I saw that he was staring at me, I finally understood the teacher had been talking to me. And I only anwsered: „Oh you were talking to me?“ xD hahaha man I left everyone speechless
Ok that was hilarious.
Ok but a 2 hour lecture and you’re not allowed to drink water? That’s cruel
@@aplett98 fr how is that allowed at all
Man i just laugh so fkin hard
Hahahaaaa I could just imagine every single thing you said. Great writing 😂😂😂
I got zooted, and every time I closed my eyes I felt like I was accelerating upward unless I opened my eyes. At one point I was just gonna let it ride, but I felt like I was going so fast I got nauseous and puked. Was not having a good time, but happy I experienced it.
This is hilarious and honestly makes me feel a lot better about how badly incompetent I get when I'm super high
Same lol, now I realise I just get too high every time which is why I can't interact socially properly lol
@@luchodore dude same but I take like two puffs of a j and I’m level 5 blasted at least
@@hydroflak4543 2 puffs? Thats level 7 for 3 hours
@Beline Dawska go to a legal state. Weed for days
I got so high once after school before walking home. There was a small side street that I had to cross that had a car go by once every 10 or 15 seconds. (So not a very busy street at all) My depth perception was so fucked up that if I saw a car coming, no matter how far away it was, I would not cross the street. I stood there for over an hour trying to squeeze between the LOADS of cars that were all going 200 miles per hour (in my head of course).
i have done this multiple times
Lmfao imagine seeing someone just standing still while giving you a big smile as you’re passing by in your car. Yes.
lol
This is me in school roaming the halls stg
@@kevinaguilar2042 I might have been smiling at first but after like 15 minutes I knew what was happening was ridiculous, so my smiles turned into frustration lmao.
This is the most accurate, precise, detailed, hilariously educational, errorless, truthful, authentic and interesting video I have seen about weed.
chill
@wnetMC i found this to be very accurate, though I have never gotten past level 3 my friends have and there experiences they told me about match what he said.
@@bobbysmurf9915 I went till level 7 with my friends sometimes and I can relate, this is 100% accurate
nossaa demais!!! achei esse vídeo mto engraçado e mt interessante ao mesmo tempo
this video was the most relatable video i have ever watched, thank you for blessing my eyes and ears with this BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART. I LOVE YOU
I wanna add another level: Burnt to a crisp. My brother hit way too hard and way too long and kept passing out and puking on the bathroom floor. I tried to move him to his bed but he said that it felt like he was being stabbed 100 times and that he was "stuck in a trapezoid".
Yea that level is ass. It feels like being on a being on a carnival ride that spins you it’s not fun
Na colos you smoke
It called greening out
That’s when u green out
I've only been able to get that fried via eddies
Around level 5 is when I experience a phenomenon I like to call treadmilling, where when you’re walking somewhere it feels more like the ground is moving beneath you and you are moving in place, like the world is a treadmill being pushed under your feet. Hard to explain but I always think it’s cool
I had a phenomenon around lvl 7 where if i was still for a long enough my body had a sense of swimming or like moving through water was pretty funny when explaining it to my brother
Yooo I used to experience that when I first started smoking, now my tolerance is too high and I can’t feel shit anymore except head highs.
I'm dabbing rn I'll go until my lungs stop and report
I get that same thing I literally said it feels like the world is a treadmill when I was high last
At this stage, i just usually pretend to be the main char of a game, and the world loads in around me with random NPCs, and like in a game, its not me moving, but the world around me
One time when my girlfriend and I were both level 7, we actually did communicate non-verbally. She tried to “read my eyes” to see what colour I was thinking and got the answer right 8 times in a row, which has a 0.000017% likelihood to occur by chance alone.
Did you pick "blue" 8 times in a row ?
@@JeanGillesTouraine yes
i feel like this dude is high rn
@@GraceTheTDI I think your right
@@Eli-jw8mx yuuuuh
What you described at Level 5 is called Dissociation,
Feels like youre just watching and when you look at your hands it feels like a perfect replica but its not YOUR hands, you see everything you feel everything but you REALISE everything a few miliseconds later.
I once was so high that I literally had to code functions in my head in some kind of natural programming language for me to be able to do stuff. I had to code my breathing, drinking from the glass, actually walking, talking to people, blinking and such. If I didn't do this I felt like I would literally break down and die.
Damn! That's some next level concentration. I remember when I took some THC syrup I had an uncontrollable laugh attack and it took me like 10 minutes to control myself long enough to prepare a bowl of ice cream for myself. 🤣
I had a very similar situation. I started thinking in letters and numbers. Not, like, letters and numbers that form words or fully constructed thoughts, but a tree became V and that blue car was a 2 and walking was a combination of numbers and letters. It….it was too much to handle. 🤣
Yeah, that happened to me when I tripped out on acid, scary stuff, stay safe!!
😂😂😭😭
Yup like manually having to coach yourself how to breathe.. and feeling your organs move around as you walk or driving in a car and going over a bump and feeling your intenstines and stomach shift from side to side in your body. Creepy stuff lol, but if yoi can get past all that its a fun time.
One time, we were smoking at one of my friend's cottage. I remember opening a cabinet to grab a glass cuz I was thirsty (remember to drink yo!) and found a glass made of like stainless steel or something. I remember looking at it for a good 5-10 minutes because I could not see any welds on it and I was thinking like "man, this is some god-tier level metalworking skills". One of the guys noticed me standing there with said metal glass and ask wtf I was doing, to which I answered "whoever made this metal glass is a god-damned master metalworker". He then said "dude, that's pressed, not welded" and it shattered my perspective of this glass being the apogee of someone's craft.
That’s deep
bro thats funny asf
It’s funnt af. 😂💀
💀💀😭
If a glass is made of metal do you call it a metal?
I once got a girl so high her 1st time and she was on a 5, we had to lay down on the bed and watch music videos because she thought she was going to fall out my bedroom window and die. We were on the 1st floor. We've been married now 5 years! 😂
thats actually so crazy how you guys are married after that yall are meant to be together!
I was trying to find a good video to watch while high. Jumped back and forth between different levels as I set weird beacons of enjoyment with my mind.
Dude, the cool thing about this video is that these "7 levels of high" are totally universal, every stoner in the world has experienced them somehow, no matter where they live or the weed they smoked.
Even better then that, most of the stoners I know even use these exact same words to describe their levels of high. Like, I could attribute several stories, perfectly, to the zooted level 🤣
Yup. When he described the frame rate drop i knew exactly
now all the stoners are just level one now coming from a daily smoker lol
agreed- i sometimes get the steps in various orders but everyone has had these experiences i’ve found
nah ian expiercnce the part where u stuck
The first time I ever got high, I felt this incredibly warm tingling sensation throughout my body and everything just felt more sensitive. I remember staring at the floor, admiring the carpet work.
I lost feeling in my legs💀
@@Isaac962hshsue Whatever cart you hit was fake as fuck lol
I’m that right now thank you
There was this one time (it was my first time getting high) my dad called me downstairs to talk to his friend (he didnt know i was high) i was just staring at this man with all my will nodding and noticing how birds fly
@@Isaac962hshsue I'm at that level broooo😭
I went from 1 to 6 in two seconds once. It was an edible from the night before, and I smoked. I ended up standing in the chip aisle at the store looking at the floor. Barbecued.
barbecued is a good phrase for being stuck in the chip aisle.
Yeah. Those thc pills be like that.
I was slightly stoned but didn't really feel like smoking anymore so I decided to do a drop or two of some tincture I had lying around. I guess I was more stoned than I thought because I unknowingly emptied the whole eye dropper on my tongue, so probably closer to 10 drops. Barbecued is an understatement for how I felt that night. I think I watched 2 seasons of south park before I could even comprehend what was going on lol
Edibles are a strange monster. They either don't work, or they absolutely annihilate you
same, one time i ate like two entire brownies cause i thought one didnt work, and took a bus ride home, once i got off..BOOM i legit felt like level 5 and walked all the way to my friends house and we went to a restaurant and everything in between was a blur, once in the restaurant i felt like level 6 and my heart rate for a good hour and half (or thats what it felt like) was alway a bit more than 140 bpm, and all i wanted was to not be high anymore LMAO
I once ate while high, felt the pizza go down my esophagus, and marveled at my body's instinct of how even while I was this out of it, I could still eat perfectly fine without choking
Me and my friends have almost like our own mini language when it comes to getting baked. Although baked is the normal word to use with people outside our circle, the level beyond baked is Caked. The best way I can describe it is the letter that comes after B is C in the alphabet so if your level of high is beyond baked then you're caked. It also is the feeling we get when we are that high, it feels like we have a masked of highness caked onto our faces, hence the term caked. If we around his parents (my mom doesn't care but his parents do) we gotta use code language like: "I'm heading to the cakery, you coming?" that means I'm bouta go smoke. As for funny stories there was this one time we got so baked that we tried to collect our braincells enough to go get Mcdonalds but when we got there none of us thought to bring money so we elected one person to go back and get the money. Like 20 mins go by and he didn't come back so we decided we all gotta go look for him, there's 4 of us at this point so we all dip out to look for bro. We found him on the trail behind my house just standing there staring at the gate and then I realized that I was the one with the key lmao. However dude was so cooked he didn't think to call me or nothing he just thought by sitting there the gate was gonna magically open or something. Long story short we all walk back to the Mcdonalds only to realize that we still didn't go get the money lmao.
LMFAO. You sound like someone who I would’ve liked to smoke with a few years ago. Also caked being a level beyond baked, is a thought you could only have while high and i’m here for it. I have a similar story with a friend of mine. Onetime we decided to get blasted and go to an area that we liked to call “swings” and hang out. It was a nice area where it overlooked the city of Chino and it had a single swing near the apex. Anyway me and mi amigos we’re talking about stupid shit, like how “there were more trees on earth than cars in the galaxy,” and we noticed our friend adam just looking at the swing. mfer stood there for a full our just looking at the swing before he finally sat down in it after we started noticing and laughing. Maaan those were the days.
@@jacobreynolds3917 😂😂 the shit you think about when you baked af is some shit out of a cartoon
What if i got naked?
MFW you think that your getting anything past your mates parents when you go to ask him these words, "Hey bro I'm heading to the *CAKERY* do you wanna come?" 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ, I can only imagine some of their quiet worries. This has got me giggling.
Me and my friends used to say, “eat a bowl of cereal” as code for smoke. I fr would be next to my mom on the phone with someone and be like “oh yea, I’m down to EAT A BOWL OF CEREAL”. smh so dumb and obvious 😂
I can tell you, there is a level 8. At a party i had never taken edibles before. Each one was 10mg. I hadnt eaten all day, im 5'3 and I ate 5. I was high for 2 days straight. I sat in my room, wondering where i was and who i was. The room looked like my childhood room and i convinced myself i was 5 again and speeding through different realities so fast my brain couldn't even keep up with it. I couldn't talk to people, i couldn't read words on my phone. I could only see red and green colors, i was in my bathing suit for 12 hours because i forgot how to change. For 6 hours i would reach a point where i thought i was dying, then a point where i told myself it was just weed and i was fine. After sleeping for 8 hours i woke up at level 5 and it slowly declined through the day. I feel mentally stronger- like i can over power anything now.
Damn
And the jaws are constantly clenched. And if you have a nervous bladder it will be cured, at least while at this level. You can hear the pulse beat in your ear. After, you feel so good about yourself, having pulled through that.
mans nearly had ego death lmao
Bro I had this same experience one time, it was medical grade 40mg edibles tho, I had two so my tiny ass was knocked out and throwing up everything I ate for the rest of the night. I passed tf out.
Just curious but why would you do that? You can always take more so why not start with one, see what happens and adjust? Sorry, but what you did is almost Tide pod level dumb.
I had edibles for the first time last year, i didn’t realise the sweets were 50mg each, I thought it meant the packet all together came to 50… I felt like gravity had every inch of my body stapled to my bed. Then started panicking when I realise that eyes are wet balls that are constantly exposed to the air, and we have to blink to keep them wet. I couldn’t stop feeling my entire eyeball shape inside my skull for a good 3 hours
I'd just like to say, whenever you buy something or have something with a specific ingredient in it and the package says 10mg, 20mg 200mg or whatever it is, that will always mean in each pill, edible, gummy, etc. Please never get your hands on Morphine or anything like that. I've got some 10s and 20s. You'd pop 10 20mg pills with the way your brain works and be so high you're comatose. After throwing up and all that other shit. You know what, I think you were already high as fuck before you started on the edibles. If you ever try melatonin, the weight in "mg" on the outside of the bottle is indeed per one, not for the whole thing. The only time the weight shown means for the whole thing is for food products. I don't think I have to tell you this, but I'm amazed that you were stoned to the point of being dumb, before you actually got high. I would love to have your brain sometimes. Life seems like it'd be so much simpler, but also a complete nightmare at the same time lmao
@@jonnywilson9117 this seemed personal lmao
@@kittyasmr7041 Did it hurt? was it harsh?
@@jonnywilson9117 it must be such a curse having to carry that brain of yours on your shoulders huh
@@jonnywilson9117 it was very harsh for no reason
I was on level 8 yesterday man. I had like 5 minutes tops of existing in the world frozen to the floor before I turned into a completely different person who forget everything that just happened, over and over for hours
Oh hey it's the wheetly girl
hi. im high literally right now@@kennethwardingley9209
I've reached between Stage 6 and 7. Me and the homies were behind an abandoned grocery store biking. I was given free reign over one of my homie's weed and just kinda kept going. I didn't know how to stop. The twins of our group peeled off and went to a walgreens while I was absolutely boinked. Frozen in time. They rush around the corner saying cops were coming because the twins got caught stealing some things. Everybody, except for one bright soul, booked it out while I was doing my best to process the situation. It took me and that one friend 15 minutes just to get me going on my bike. This was exactly the first time where I was in full motion and everything actually started to become "laggy". I showed up at our park and rode down the hill and fell straight off my bike, into the grass, and was half sleeping. Too high to move. I was there in the same position, bike on top of me, for about 4 hours singing about disney land and birds while giggling randomly at nothing. According to others, I didn't acknowledged anyone during that period. I was in my own happy place. I then finally stood up and ordered $100 worth of food like nothing happened.
100?
@@fungusz_4292 the munchies
that would be fun ngl
@@fungusz_4292 hundy p. Everything explained by the one that was helping me cause i dont remember shit from that day.
I once got so high I turned blind, I started crawling in the woods near my house (where I used to get high) screaming I’m blind and losing my crap for what felt like 10 minutes but probably was like 20 seconds. Until I realized my eyes were closed. I then started laughing like an idiot but still on the floor as I couldn’t remember how to open them. Finally I used all the strength in my fingers to open them and saw my cat Stefano looking at me with a judgmental stare. That was the most I ever laughed high. What an idiot…
Lol))))
LOL I love this
I laughed so hard I farted :))
@@HunterRoMike NO PLS IM DYING💀
The first time i got real high, i was outside and it was a bit chilly. Anyway, i startet to see black, like pure black big holes on the ground. And suddenly completely black. I freaked out but i was with friends who helped me inside in the worm.. it turned out my glasses fogged up so I couldn’t see😂
I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. The monotone narration was just perfect and had me wheezing like an empty spray bottle lol thank you UA-cam algorithm Liked & Subscribed
facts, especially that microwave part😭😭🤣
you were baked when you wrote this I bet
RIIIIGHT
On point dude & pretty nice example xD
Bro same
Watching this while at level 5 is top notch fricking hilarious
One time I got so high, I was convinced I had multiple personality disorder, and this personality that had laid dormant in my brain for several years, and I had completely forgotten about, was now free, and trying to take over my body. I remember thinking “how am I gonna convince everyone it’s not really me ?! He’s gonna take over my body ! It’s not me guys ! It’s not me !” Full blown weed panic attack. It was pretty fuckin intense.
Jesus christ this is so goddamn funny
Interesting information about that. Weed is a low level psychedelic, so it allows some parts of your brain to communicate that don't usually communicate.
So the 'other you' that you found in your brain, that's actually your subconscious mind. It's a part of yourself that you don't often get to consciously communicate with.
Higher level psychedelics, like psilocybin, DMT, and LSD will bring your subconscious even further into view. This is why psychedelics can help you learn a lot about yourself, and help you heal from depression and addictions. (You've probably heard about "bad trips," those are almost always triggered by someone meeting their subconscious, and not liking what they found.)
moon knight irl
I've only tried weed once but definitely too much, I ended up screaming for 5 minutes according to my friend. Felt like a few seconds to me. Then I hit some stuff and kept feeling like there were billions of me from alternate realities all trying to do stuff at the same time, I also kept losing track of time and had to check my phone's clock constantly. It was awful the whole time, really felt super similar to some of the disorienting nightmares I've had but longer and inescapable. It did get better though as time went on.
@@izzywn5802 holy shit. I don’t think weed is for you, it can trigger some mental disorders in some people (if they’re predisposed to them)
When I was 21, my friend wanted to smoke dabs with me. At the time I hadn't smoked for a few years. He filled a little circular dish with wax and told me to clear it (as a joke). I cleared the thing and had the most out of body experience. I still, to this day, have never had a mind altering experience like that from THC. I sank into my couch and lived a second life as a burrowing beetle on a planet comprised of tunnel systems. The weirdest fucking experience lol
Sometimes I wish I was a burrowing beetle on a planet comprised of tunnel systems
I so incredibly jealous that words cannot describe.
😂😂
im so jealous
That sounds amazing and exactly what I need rn😭😂😂😂
I remember this meme from a long time ago:
“One time me and my friends got so high, we searched around the neighborhood for 4 hours to find our friend Kevin. Eventually we found him. Kevin aided us in the search the whole time.”
LMAO
😭😭
That shit is amazing 🤩
That’s just 3 stooges
I was once so high that i thought if i didn't talk or think about anything i would stop existing and die
Yep. I've been zooted. Actually thought I was never going to stop being high. Scared the shit out of me. How do I know I was zooted? The only direction I knew to walk in was sphere. There was no direction. There was no vision, just confusion and I felt like my face was going to explode. I felt drunk actually. I only took 5 hits with my best friends college buddy's when I was in my senior year in highschool. I was so high, the only music I could listen to was van Halen, specifically best of both worlds. Trap, did nothing for me. Nor dubstep. Nor trance. Nope, good ol American rock. My friend thought I was dying. He was freaking out. I remember some bits and pieces, he had to help me walk. He drove an hour to get to my house, because he was worried I needed to get a medic. I literally had no idea I was at my front door, forgot I stepped in the house, forgot how to breathe, move my legs, forgot I talked to my dad after one second. Forgot I was on my laptop searching spoons, yeah, don't ask. I was so high, that I tried taking a nap, woke up 4 hours later, still high. I was high the next day too, not as bad, but I had a really hard time doing shit. My dad told me I was baked out of my mind, my eyes were blood red. My dad was an ex metal drummer in the 80s in LA. He's seen his share of fucked up. But when he saw me, he started laughing his ass off, because I was on a different level. More of a embarrassing level. But it was a level........that I was very much on. I asked my friend what tf was in it. He was like, it was just really good shit. I've smoked weed for many years. That wasn't good shit. That shit was made by fucking NASA, because I got yeeted into another dimension.
DUDE THAT'S FUCKING AMAZING. VAN HALEN IS MY HIGH MUSIC TOO.
I'm fuckin rolling! ;DDD
lmao all that from 5 hits, thats crazy 😂
NASA weed😂😂 i wish i had your tolerance..
Ur high is WAYYY Longer and hits harder when u take an edible cuz its processed by the liver and makes it even more potent. By 4x or 8x times more potent or atleast Thats wat Joe rogan told me
I remember the beginning of my first high. It was a pleasant warm feeling and I ended up watching Avatar: the Last Airbender for hours but then my memory got really hazy and I was basically at stage 6. I woke up a few hours later to my mother calling me. Apparently, I had called her twice, crying because I couldn't find the couch and wanted to sit down... I was lying down on the garage floor. My mom brought me cookies the next day because "I looked too sad for a first-time high"
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Bro I got high and was watching avatar last air bender and I was on the last episode of season 3 and I remember being so fascinated by the fight scenes it was like I was in the show then I started getting hella paranoid when aang was chasing the fire lord I had turn that shut off lmaooo
dude my mom would kill me if i got high 😭 you have the nicest mom on earth
@@MOVED_acc.144my mum made me edibles yesterday and I’m 19
I’m so scared thank you for this. Will I get in trouble for this???
the way you explained being high is so accurate, especially the watching your own life from a tv, i've been trying to tell people that being high feels like your watching a tv show, but yet you explained it so smoothly and accurately
I would rather say that it feels like playing a point-and-click rpg game from the early 2010's
It feels like youre controlling a character in a gta game xd
I've never had that kind of high before its either motor loss, giggly, or just downright paranoid of everything including my parents
It's bullshit
btw it's called depersonalization syndrome and you can feel it even when you're sober
If you live at home and you smack the penjamin in your room something make sure you only get toasted just in case your parents walk in you’ll be able to act normal
“This is the point where you put something in the microwave for 5 minutes and watch it cook the whole time” that shit had me laughing out loud hahahaha
Been there so many times thinking I was the only one lmao
Same
And then you forget how to operate the microwave, and you've also forgot the entire concept of microwaving food. So you just stand there lost in confusion wondering what is supposed to happen next.
dude same lmao
It's really interesting that you mention how objects start to seem more "significant" because that's exactly what's happening in your brain. THC basically makes it so when a neuron fires, it keeps firing. This means when you look at something your brain legitimately finds it more significant.
That would explain why I just read your comment 3 times already.
@@bipboupbap1612 That's short term memory impairment, which is not necessarily the same thing.
Love that piece of info
BRO. I have this thing for geometry, and Jesus.... I greenes out one day and in the early stages I noticed fucking geometric patterns EVERYWHERE and it was so beautiful and then I was talking about how I could tell God was watching me closely because of how open the sky was right above me. Holy shit
@@kimtaehyungismyoppa531 literally same. When I greened out in this shop once my vision started caving in but it didn’t just go dark it was like patterns everywhere like geometric ones but I couldn’t see anything else for a couple seconds then my vision returned lol
I’ve gone a level above all of those, my Dads friend once made him a edibles pumpkin pie that I didn’t realize they made excessively strong because he has high tolerance. At this point I haven’t smoked weed in almost 4 months and decided that eating 1/4th of the pie was a good idea. We did the math afterwards and I basically had the same as 12 of the most potent consumer gummies (Michigan). I basically went into a coma and was literally seeing things (something I’ve never experienced on weed) it was comparable to a acid trip but I felt distinctly separate from what I was seeing. The only thing that got me through was I kept telling myself “no one has ever Overdosed on weed” but if I was on another drug I would’ve been panicking.
same thing happened to my mate but he had a conversation with someone who wasnt there and their name was greg and so now everytime we get majorly high we call it being greged (greg-d)
thats what i say to myself brooo
Infants and toddlers CAN and DO overdose from pot. This is something that more people need to know. I heard this on the radio the other day and I was like "but my high school teacher said you'd have to smoke 431 kilos to OD.... But that was 20 years ago and mostly everything was dirt weed. The stuff today is way more powerful.
I've hallucinated many more times from pot than any other drug. Even just normal smoking.
Anyway TLDR: Really, keep your edibles away from kids! Apparently they could die! Not. Cool.
That's how high I got maybe hundreds of times
Yeah edibles are completely different to weed it's a totally different chemical getting you fucked and can be compared to an acid trip
Idk where this experience lands in the spectrum but I got so high I felt like I was in a loop. Maybe that was me hyper-analyzing everything and thinking I was in a loop when I wasn't. I kept experiencing the same situations every 10 minutes. That shit was funny af but scary lmao
craziest high i’ve ever had was when me and my friend decided who could eat the most edibles in amsterdam, we spent an entire day going from coffee shop to coffee shop buying weed and eating an edible at each one. we both reached 10 and by that point it felt like we were levitating around the streets not sure what was left or right, it got to the point where we went into a shop to ask for directions but neither of us could speak, the lady in the shop stared down at us with pure shock. to this day i do not know how we made it back to our hotel
dude that's awesome hahaa, i couldn't dare do that in public
That sounds like so much fun haha
@@skyearthsoul trust me I live there and i get zooted after 1 cake, i can’t imagine doing multiple
People like u are the reason they won't legalize it in my state
You can buy edibles in Amsterdam?
Yes definitely I’m level 3. Thinking the thoughts louder was spot on. Everything is more real. I’m high while typing this and took much effort. And I just read over this 3 times before sending (and I edited this to comment on editing this).
"took much effort'' lol
i clapped for you. i hope you heard it king
Still here and well, thx. It’s interesting though, w/ gummies I feel I can experience almost any of these levels. Lately couch lock is what gets me the most. I don’t know how you can even walk while high.
Was about to like but I see you have the golden number
Man, I can’t begin to explain how much I miss being this high