Per iMdb: the playmate hood ornament was Linda Wiesmeier, Playmate of the Month July '82. Did numerous 80s nudie movies, last one in '86. Died of brain cancer in 2012 at the age of 49.
Man, props to the armorer on this movie. They managed to take real guns, slap random other cosmetic gun parts on them so they don't have to mess with the actual innards, like mainly stock/foregrip/muzzle changes, and they don't look terrible. Some of them actually look pretty cool. Like the AR's with the boxy ends and the cone flash hiders. Pretty awesome.
Lynda was a friend of mine. Last I heard from her was an email, I was in Afghanistan, saying she had brain cancer and didn’t want to talk about it. Then some swine took over her email and pretended to me that she was on vacation in Spain, lost her purse and needed me to wire her money. The swine didn’t know what she called me. She used to complain that even in Hollywood nobody sold a cute bra in a cup size over D. RIP, sweetie.
Laura Banks, who played "Stinger", the bird lady, was in Khan's posse in "Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan", three years before this thing. She's related to the Barrymore actors dynasty. Her grandmother was John, Ethel, and Lionel Barrymore's aunt. And she used to be in an improv comedy group with Caryn Johnson, who became famous as Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi played "Celie Harris-Johnson" in "The Color Purple" in the same year this movie was made - and was nominated for a "Best Actress" Academy Award and won a Golden Globe for it. Christopher Young, who composed the score for this, also wrote the music for the boobtastic "Barbarian Queen", "Nightmare On Elm Street 2", "Hellraiser", "Species", "Spider-Man 3 ", "Ghostrider", and lots of other movies. This movie was relatively early in his career - he only started as a film music composer in 1982, the same year Laura Banks debuted in "Star Trek II". Hood ornament Lynda Wiesmeier was also in "Teen Wolf" with Michael J. Fox in the same year this was made, 1985. She did indeed get out of acting the next year. But only after appearing in something called "Shape-Up For Sensational Sex", apparently an X-rated bit of utter weirdness that tried to be both an exercise instruction tape and a porno - and totally failed at being worth a toss in both categories. Ahem... I think she was only in the excercise/aerobics parts of that _masterpiece_ though, along with Cindy Margolis. Aaaand... Cindy was in both "Baywatch" and "Baywatch Nights". Because all roads inevitably always lead to "Baywatch". It's the nexus of all American culture. David Hasselhoff is your god. Don't stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light - just accept him as your Lord and Saviour!
The music is composed by Christopher Young, who around this era composed for a few Roger Corman films. He later composed the music for Hellraiser, The Fly 2, The Dark Half, and other iconic horror and mainstream films.
I love Christopher Young's work! Especially his scores from Tobe Hooper's remake of "Invaders From Mars" and "Godzilla 1985". His main title theme from that is just breathtaking.
The destroyed concrete buildings they're fighting around near the end of the movie (psychic lady fight scene) made me think it was in the Phillipines. Old wrecked buildings left over from WW2.
I'm only like ten minutes in, but this is awesome. The sheer irony of a low budget Mad Max when Mad Max was already an absolute masterpiece of low budget filmmaking is just superb.
To make these movies all you needed was a junkyard, a sporting goods store, and a can of black spray paint. In story that rocket was so stupid, but as a prop it was kind of amazing. The ingenuity in these terrible movies will never get old. Also hot women never able to find a shirt doesn't hurt.
For those who would like to watch some of the movies the SBIG gang is watching, Tubi has a lot of the titles that they have tackled on this channel, including this one. It’s free and you can watch it on your phone. I don’t work for them I just love Tubi.
Tubi is great, honestly. In addition to being the world's largest repository for bad movies, it also has some great stuff on it. Plus the fact that it's free makes it even better. Between that and Pluto, I seriously question why I pay for Netflix and Hulu.
I'm going to play devil's advocate here for a minute and give "the wiz" a tremendous amount of credit, so bear with me. In their gasoline powered rocket, they might have made it to about 8 or 9 hundred feet. At that point, the rocket is either falling apart or running out of fuel. In both scenarios, they fall to their deaths.
What's just as funny as using Erin's face to edit out some of the naughty parts, is the expression on Erin's face in the picture/still you chose to use... She was looking like,, "C'mon now, you KNOW we ain't gonna let you see that!" 😂 Great show guys!! 😁👍
"I was so ill I streamed Final Guys through the SBIG channel..." Don't think some of us didn't notice that, Jason. :p Also, had a job interview today that I didn't get so feeling a bit crappy, so this cheered me up, so thanks for treating us all to your reactions to these cinematic 'masterpieces'.
That lovemaking with "The Outsiders" background threw me for a loop. Dave's "deep dive" is looking at the Playboy the 'star' was featured in for hours...in the bathroom...with no smell and it sounds like he is slapping a ham in there.
@@danielwestgard3440 Baldur's Gate I and II and Icewind Dale I are your friends. They are long, run on just about anything, and don't require internet. If you only have a gov't laptop, check to see if some saintly person hasn't put shareware DOOM on it.
I remember the VHS cover from Medusa Video and their disclaimer on the back: "Images on the front cover are not necessarily in the finished film" - or something like that 😊 I usually went by how cool the cover was if I didn't know the film 😀
18:23 20 million miles wouldn't get you to even anywhere near Mars, and certainly not to a "paradise" planet unless you could already see it in the sky.
Gotta love that on the movie poster/cover art our hero looks like a young Frank Grillo, but the actual actor looks like a pudgy Jeff Fahey crossed with Mac Davis.
Yes! Finally,, I’ve been suggesting this one forever as a treat to Brian 😂 The hood ornament,, the cliff jump,, the rocket ship hippie cult,, your welcome 😆
22:44 Yup--it's called psychometry, Brian! Those who possess that particular skillset can 'read' an object, and pick up information about the person it belonged to, or where it came from. It's 100% legit, 😊😊 25:32 Emulating Seagal? A SIFU peak? The FALCON flew high! 😉😉
I disagree- sped up footage is a staple of SBIG movies for me! If only this had been dubbed from an Italian movie it would have had everything!! GOLD! ❤
Two things: #1, its weird that you talk about the flame thrower in this being awesome, and Space Mutiny will have a weak one. #2, since you liked this, you have to see Equalizer 2000, its similar to it, but with Richard Norton from Gymkata and other movies as the hero, and even has Robert Patrick way before Die Hard 2 or T2.
The Mad Max video game is surprisingly excellent. It's not a translation of ANY of the movies, but is an interpretation of the universe, and it's great fun. Try it out, especially if it's on sale.
I HAVE to find a copy of this beauty! I’m remembering back in the early 80, when we first got PayTV here in Canada, Post-Apocalyptic B-movies were a mainstay for Super-Channel!
The production for this is awesome. Really contrasts beautifully with the script/acting/everything else. I'm not saying it was a money laundering tax dodge. At all. Nope.
I keep on being confused by Jason drinking Brian's beer. Swapping holes after all these years! They use that Hawk to mark enemies. That's why he could see those people underground.
This is a movie which may not qualify for your channel but if you were shocked by the playmate on the hood of the car scenes, then you should grab a copy of an Australian movie named Fair Game from 1986. The lead actress is a lady named Cassandra Delaney who was an Australian who somehow managed to become John Denver's second wife and when they divorced the story was she had slept with just about every guy in Aspen, where they lived during the marriage. As I stated before the film may not be a SBIG qualifier but it is worth a watch as it is one of Tarantino's Ozploitation favs.
20 million miles? Where the hell do they think they're going in that rocket? Venus sometimes gets almost that close, but I wouldn't want to live there.
12:26 You got Morlocks in my Mad Max. You got Mad Max in my Morlocks.19:11 Worse. True believers? Space Rocket? Heavens Gate Cult. 19:37 "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere"
I mean, who needs that wuss, Mel Gibson's Road Warrior when you have this one. I bet nobody had any slightest idea what they were doing with that unspeakable mess of the script... Gotta have this masterpiece in my personal collection :)
Oh my god, the Fallout New Vegas Devs surely saw this movie ... the storyline of friendly cultists trying to leave deserted Earth with a self made rocket to space????
The judgmental Erin face over the nudity is quickly becoming my new favorite thing on this show
I think that's gonna be a keeper.
@@JasonBrantit's kinda funny. She seems to enjoy the movies where the women show their boobs, and she missed this and Skyscraper.
@@JasonBrantIt's sad she missed this and Skyscraper. She tends to like (which isnt a bad thing) the movies that do show some boobs.
Per iMdb: the playmate hood ornament was Linda Wiesmeier, Playmate of the Month July '82. Did numerous 80s nudie movies, last one in '86. Died of brain cancer in 2012 at the age of 49.
RIP.
Man, props to the armorer on this movie. They managed to take real guns, slap random other cosmetic gun parts on them so they don't have to mess with the actual innards, like mainly stock/foregrip/muzzle changes, and they don't look terrible. Some of them actually look pretty cool. Like the AR's with the boxy ends and the cone flash hiders. Pretty awesome.
Lynda was a friend of mine. Last I heard from her was an email, I was in Afghanistan, saying she had brain cancer and didn’t want to talk about it. Then some swine took over her email and pretended to me that she was on vacation in Spain, lost her purse and needed me to wire her money. The swine didn’t know what she called me. She used to complain that even in Hollywood nobody sold a cute bra in a cup size over D. RIP, sweetie.
RIP
I'll just file this under ''Things that never happened''
@@bouncingbluesoul5270 I’m curious. If I lie, what is my victory condition? What do I gain? For that matter, what do you gain by being what you are?
Laura Banks, who played "Stinger", the bird lady, was in Khan's posse in "Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan", three years before this thing. She's related to the Barrymore actors dynasty. Her grandmother was John, Ethel, and Lionel Barrymore's aunt. And she used to be in an improv comedy group with Caryn Johnson, who became famous as Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi played "Celie Harris-Johnson" in "The Color Purple" in the same year this movie was made - and was nominated for a "Best Actress" Academy Award and won a Golden Globe for it.
Christopher Young, who composed the score for this, also wrote the music for the boobtastic "Barbarian Queen", "Nightmare On Elm Street 2", "Hellraiser", "Species", "Spider-Man 3 ", "Ghostrider", and lots of other movies. This movie was relatively early in his career - he only started as a film music composer in 1982, the same year Laura Banks debuted in "Star Trek II".
Hood ornament Lynda Wiesmeier was also in "Teen Wolf" with Michael J. Fox in the same year this was made, 1985. She did indeed get out of acting the next year. But only after appearing in something called "Shape-Up For Sensational Sex", apparently an X-rated bit of utter weirdness that tried to be both an exercise instruction tape and a porno - and totally failed at being worth a toss in both categories. Ahem...
I think she was only in the excercise/aerobics parts of that _masterpiece_ though, along with Cindy Margolis. Aaaand... Cindy was in both "Baywatch" and "Baywatch Nights". Because all roads inevitably always lead to "Baywatch". It's the nexus of all American culture. David Hasselhoff is your god. Don't stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light - just accept him as your Lord and Saviour!
The music is composed by Christopher Young, who around this era composed for a few Roger Corman films. He later composed the music for Hellraiser, The Fly 2, The Dark Half, and other iconic horror and mainstream films.
It was way too good for this movie.
@@JasonBrant The music being too good for the movie is par of the course with Italian exploitation movies
@@JasonBrant I'm thinking it's probably stolen music
He composed the score for Spider-Man 3, though my favourite soundtrack of his is from Hard Rain
I love Christopher Young's work! Especially his scores from Tobe Hooper's remake of "Invaders From Mars" and "Godzilla 1985". His main title theme from that is just breathtaking.
"This isnt Mad Max, its Sad Max" -MST3k "Warrior Of The Lost World"
I think we have a copy of Warrior of the Lost World.
@@JasonBrant 😂 at the speed up footage. You know they are only doing 3 miles an hour
@@JasonBrantI've still got my VHS copy I bought at a video shop in the 80s. It's got 2.7 on imdb. A perfect fit for SBIG 😊
RIP Megaweapon
Ugh.
Wheels of Fire was filmed on the island of Corregidor in the Philippines. Nailed it!
The destroyed concrete buildings they're fighting around near the end of the movie (psychic lady fight scene) made me think it was in the Phillipines. Old wrecked buildings left over from WW2.
I had a feeling.
@@JasonBrant That tonight is going to be a good night?
I'm only like ten minutes in, but this is awesome. The sheer irony of a low budget Mad Max when Mad Max was already an absolute masterpiece of low budget filmmaking is just superb.
Love it.
Oh yeah! Watched the original Mad Max not long ago and was literally thinking the same thing!
Guy: "I like your bird". Yes she's got the biggest parakeets in the land.
Haha!
Settle down Benny Hill😆
To make these movies all you needed was a junkyard, a sporting goods store, and a can of black spray paint. In story that rocket was so stupid, but as a prop it was kind of amazing. The ingenuity in these terrible movies will never get old. Also hot women never able to find a shirt doesn't hurt.
I love dumb shit like that in these movies.
For those who would like to watch some of the movies the SBIG gang is watching, Tubi has a lot of the titles that they have tackled on this channel, including this one. It’s free and you can watch it on your phone. I don’t work for them I just love Tubi.
There is always a link to the movie in the video description.
@@JasonBrantoh shit I never noticed that. Oh well now there’s two options.
@@ghostsquirrel8739I haven't used Tubi in a while so I might do a movie night of terrible movies!😊
Tubi is great, honestly. In addition to being the world's largest repository for bad movies, it also has some great stuff on it. Plus the fact that it's free makes it even better. Between that and Pluto, I seriously question why I pay for Netflix and Hulu.
I'm going to play devil's advocate here for a minute and give "the wiz" a tremendous amount of credit, so bear with me.
In their gasoline powered rocket, they might have made it to about 8 or 9 hundred feet.
At that point, the rocket is either falling apart or running out of fuel. In both scenarios, they fall to their deaths.
Lynda Wiesmeier did neither, she acted at BMovies, married, had a daugther and died a quite horrid death caused by a brain tumor aged 49. 😢
What's just as funny as using Erin's face to edit out some of the naughty parts, is the expression on Erin's face in the picture/still you chose to use... She was looking like,, "C'mon now, you KNOW we ain't gonna let you see that!" 😂
Great show guys!! 😁👍
"I was so ill I streamed Final Guys through the SBIG channel..."
Don't think some of us didn't notice that, Jason. :p
Also, had a job interview today that I didn't get so feeling a bit crappy, so this cheered me up, so thanks for treating us all to your reactions to these cinematic 'masterpieces'.
That lovemaking with "The Outsiders" background threw me for a loop. Dave's "deep dive" is looking at the Playboy the 'star' was featured in for hours...in the bathroom...with no smell and it sounds like he is slapping a ham in there.
Jason, the secret weapon of your channel is Dave's laugh. Love that guy
You guys make my deployment bearable!!
Where are you?
Kuwait 🇰🇼
@@danielwestgard3440 Baldur's Gate I and II and Icewind Dale I are your friends. They are long, run on just about anything, and don't require internet. If you only have a gov't laptop, check to see if some saintly person hasn't put shareware DOOM on it.
Thank you SIR!. I appreciate you more than you know. Be safe .
@tim4883 thank you sir 🙏
I remember the VHS cover from Medusa Video and their disclaimer on the back:
"Images on the front cover are not necessarily in the finished film" - or something like that 😊
I usually went by how cool the cover was if I didn't know the film 😀
You know the wheels are coming off when you have Wheels of Fire!
Yep, that tag line should have been on the movie poster.
There is a Mad Max Burning Man every year in Nevada called Wasteland Weekend.
This was a rollercoaster that only ever went down fast, no buildup or suspense at all
"Now he has 2 chicks and a jester!" hahahahahaha!!!!! I'm sorry....DAVE IS THE MAN!
Haha, he really is.
Finally, something to watch 😂 ty Jason and co.
Hope you enjoy it.
Always do
Wheels of Fire (film). Wheels of Steel (song by Saxon). Hands of Steel (film). There has yet to be a Hands of Fire.
Well as much as that chick is getting passed around there's gonna be alot of urination of fire.
and wheels of fire (Manowar)
Erin missed a dude getting stabbed in the giggles, she must be disappointed.
She actually was 🤣
18:23 20 million miles wouldn't get you to even anywhere near Mars, and certainly not to a "paradise" planet unless you could already see it in the sky.
Dude in the background of rocket wearing a hardhat because OSHA is still around
6:43 "dammit, I can't show off my mad skills?!?"
So insane.
Dude! Where are your dank nubs or jabs or jibs? Isn't it 7am in Alaska?
@@harperhellems3648 7am in Alaska videos are on Sunday, my man.
Gotta love that on the movie poster/cover art our hero looks like a young Frank Grillo, but the actual actor looks like a pudgy Jeff Fahey crossed with Mac Davis.
Haha!
I like this new intro graphic & DVD pedestal. Adds some classy production value.
I'm surprised that you don't have a million views with that title.
Cirio H. Santiago's body of work is perfect for your channel. You really have to check out the absolutely bonkers Future Hunters (1988).
Will do!
The next SBIG gathering in Mad Max gear. Fantastic! I better be seeing a Davemungus
Had me at Temu
Had me at dave! 😊
Only the best!
Yes! Finally,, I’ve been suggesting this one forever as a treat to Brian 😂
The hood ornament,, the cliff jump,, the rocket ship hippie cult,, your welcome 😆
damn, was having an annoying day, and this pops up right as I sit down. A BLESSING FROM THE LORD! Also congrats on having your glasses fixed again :)
It was a rough a week, but I'm back in action.
22:44 Yup--it's called psychometry, Brian! Those who possess that particular skillset can 'read' an object, and pick up information about the person it belonged to, or where it came from. It's 100% legit, 😊😊
25:32 Emulating Seagal? A SIFU peak?
The FALCON flew high! 😉😉
I disagree- sped up footage is a staple of SBIG movies for me! If only this had been dubbed from an Italian movie it would have had everything!! GOLD! ❤
That scene with the hundred plus extras was WILD. in a terrible movie that’s a shocking level of coordination.
He has a leather jacket. AND a pet hawk! Like how cool is that!
There's no way that main character is as shredded as the movie poster. He got some real life noodle arms
Two things: #1, its weird that you talk about the flame thrower in this being awesome, and Space Mutiny will have a weak one. #2, since you liked this, you have to see Equalizer 2000, its similar to it, but with Richard Norton from Gymkata and other movies as the hero, and even has Robert Patrick way before Die Hard 2 or T2.
Funny you said Temu, cuz the goatee guy at 7:00 definitely looks like a Great Value Danny Trejo.
🤣🤣
@@Youroldpalmoesy the hero looks like Jon Bernthal if he was Jewish, so it's no surprise the real Mel Gibson stopped there from being lots of these.
I just started playing the Mad Max video game and so this videos title couldn't have more perfect timing. Simulation is busted
The Mad Max video game is surprisingly excellent. It's not a translation of ANY of the movies, but is an interpretation of the universe, and it's great fun. Try it out, especially if it's on sale.
@@theaikidoka For sure, I could not recommend the game enough. Its really a hidden gem that didn't get enough love.
Last time I was this early...I was sober. Been a while 😂
haha
Hood ornament chick is Lynda Wiesmeier, she was a Playboy Playmate of course. She died of a brain tumor in 2012 unfortunately.
That was fun, i liked it!!! I'll seeya guys on Sunday!!!
With that beard, Dave would look legit in full mad max gear
I loved the closeups of the raptor model, and the use of The O.G. Bald Eagle scream. And for some reason, I want to watch some Plasmatics videos.
You should watch Warriors of the Wasteland. It's Italy's one of many Mad Max ripoffs, but it has George Eastman and Fred Williamson.
The bad guy looks like Edward J Almost.
"Everyone that attacked us today was very dehydrated." That's diabolical work lmao!!!!
I HAVE to find a copy of this beauty! I’m remembering back in the early 80, when we first got PayTV here in Canada, Post-Apocalyptic B-movies were a mainstay for Super-Channel!
Ever see Endgame? I keep telling these guys they HAVE to review it. It is totally up their alley.
8:25 damn, I'm surprised he didn't do a Superhero Landing, too!🤣🤣🤣
Hah, for real.
4:00 - Is that a poor man's Christopher Walken?!
Love your vids. Just subbed ✊👍🔥
"What you mean JUGZ thats your sister" 😂
Wheels of fire with Mal Gibbons
haha
The production for this is awesome. Really contrasts beautifully with the script/acting/everything else. I'm not saying it was a money laundering tax dodge. At all. Nope.
I literally just finished watching Antichrist, no matter how bad this episode is atleast it’ll bring some cheer
Oof.
If Dave were in Mad Max world, he would be Lord Humungus and everyone would guard their most valuable liquid fuel 🍺... cause you know)
Are you saying he is just cultivating mass and in a apocalyptic world he would be shredded
She knows when you're coming Jason, but it's not because she can read minds...
"I don't think this movie's about cars."
"It's about a Hummer." 😂
Falcon:
"Screeep!"
🤣
@@JasonBrant
I know, huh?
Thanks for your response. That's very cool.
I dunno, it constantly featured a couple of Goodyear blimps.
Is my sister alright?
Well...now when the wind blows she sounds like one of those old whiskey jugs.
All of a sudden we went from the desert to the filming of The Omega Man.
11:03 that is no bird. hahaha
Hippies were packin' sammiches for their trip to Uranus, but forgot the beer.
17:25 This movie went full Ultima. From sticks and swords to guns and now a spaceship.
I keep on being confused by Jason drinking Brian's beer. Swapping holes after all these years!
They use that Hawk to mark enemies. That's why he could see those people underground.
I was double fisting!
The Playmate in this movie had also a small part in Andy Sidaris' classic Malibu Express.
"You know, I don't think this movie is about the cars at all" lol
25:01 the Gigglestabber😳😳😳
17:47 maybe they're Hubologists🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to look this up.
@@JasonBrant yay, I made Jason do research!🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're only building a rocket to prove once and for all the world is flat, Jason! Geez. ;)
If you like this movie and want more Check out Striker, It was also directed by Cirio H. Santiago two years before this movie.
Gotta say I'm on the fence about this one????? I'll give it the stamp, but with questions??? S. B. I. G. Good episode guys!!!!!!
4:23 I think if the devil uses it, it's a pitchfork. Tridents are for Aquaman. :D :D - I love your show you guys.
Trident has a different shaped blade while a pitchfork had straight points
@@011keepers Ok, I always thought it's about who uses it. Since i've seen halloween costumes that have a similar pitchfork / trident.
When you can't find a Rolls Royce Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament, you just get yourself this lady.
The bird at 11:00 is so obviously an RC plane...
Who else hits thumbs up before even watching because it's always golden content
This is a movie which may not qualify for your channel but if you were shocked by the playmate on the hood of the car scenes, then you should grab a copy of an Australian movie named Fair Game from 1986. The lead actress is a lady named Cassandra Delaney who was an Australian who somehow managed to become John Denver's second wife and when they divorced the story was she had slept with just about every guy in Aspen, where they lived during the marriage. As I stated before the film may not be a SBIG qualifier but it is worth a watch as it is one of Tarantino's Ozploitation favs.
Fair Game is actually a pretty decent film, the bit where she's on the hood looks pretty uncomfortable though
Pretty sure you recognize the bad guy with the bad hair piece because he was in 'TNT Jackson'. Same director, shot in the Philippines.
20 million miles? Where the hell do they think they're going in that rocket? Venus sometimes gets almost that close, but I wouldn't want to live there.
12:26 You got Morlocks in my Mad Max. You got Mad Max in my Morlocks.19:11 Worse. True believers? Space Rocket? Heavens Gate Cult. 19:37 "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere"
I was 10yr when I fist saw this movie, Loved it, still do.
The temu apocalypse
haha
Take your friends advice Jason. Booze is for healing.
You're telling me those two cars didn't blow up when they fell on each other at the climax! What kind of damn chick flick is this movie?
7:41
"Enough with the assholes!"
And the guys that drop their pants.
I'm buying this!!! Best Mad Max rip off ever! With a mix of Time Machine and Zombies. Awesometacular
I mean, who needs that wuss, Mel Gibson's Road Warrior when you have this one. I bet nobody had any slightest idea what they were doing with that unspeakable mess of the script...
Gotta have this masterpiece in my personal collection :)
You think there was a script???
20:17 straight into a crack leading to the planet's core🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god, the Fallout New Vegas Devs surely saw this movie ... the storyline of friendly cultists trying to leave deserted Earth with a self made rocket to space????
Yooo the dude with the spike wrist os the evil Sensei from blood fist!
Some quick Googling shows Venus is 20 million miles from earth. Those cultists and this movie in general are fucking wild.
When the rocket fell you can see they only made one side
I know they are more bad on purpose, but I think you guys would love Kung Fury and Danger 5 and I would love to see reactions!
We love Kung Fury, but yeah, doesn't qualify for the show.
Turbo Kid is a GREAT Mad Max (with bicycles instead of crazy cars)
Lot of fun, but intentionally exploitation, so it doesn't qualify for the show.