He's a proper wanker bro can tell he's never felt like he fit in anywhere that's why he's such a try hard at everything even though you can see there's no real passion or connection to the shit he does. Bro would make a great bus driver I'm sure but fuck me the guy can't rap can't write and his performances are pathetic. Met him at a few events was always a smiley yeah yeah yeah type of guy without taking in shot you've said.
That first round of danny had everything. A bad prop, chokes and shit bars. That's the perfect representation of what Marlo said the first round too. Too good..
That "As I was saying" was the best follow up to a choke since The Saurus choked after saying the "you're better than Lunar C, but who the hell isn't" to Matter, and says "well, apparently I'm not" lol.
Hard not to feel sorry for Danny Jaqq and fair play to him for taking it on the chin in the second. Marlo 3-0 but anyone cussing out Danny Jaqq needs to remember how hard this art is.
True but there are plenty of guys who don't get these opportunities or even a tryout who can rap better - Jaqq seems like proper sound bloke but he's only getting these chances because he is mates with Ergh and stuck with him during all the drama. It's a very difficult art form but over time he can't keep getting on the card if he performs like this, especially if the DF wants to return to where it was.
@@dddgtsdTo be fair, Danny Jaqq is like UK Battle Rap's Dan Hibiki at this point: You don't seriously expect him to win so you pay to watch him get battered, and the rare times he does win are entertaining for novelty's sake. Another way to describe him would be UK Battle Rap's best known journeyman.
Marlo is such a lad. This dude is shaking his head at every adequate rhyme Danny does like, “Come on man! You can do it!” Marlo had this in the bag from ½ through the first round.
the problem with UK Battle rap is that no matter how much you suck if you friends with the league owner you will always get big battles . It happens n every single league.
I'm glad Danny finished his first round, 'cause I loved that marriage-over-battles angle, and the "every single doubles match" punch (though to be clear I think Shuff and Marlo are equally awesome in their own way).
The clear differences in preparation are a joke, Danny had some good lines but must spend too much time drinking and feeling sorry for himself. If he just sorted his shit out and put more effort into projection/performance and actually remembering his bars he wouldn’t be half bad, guy needs to evolve mentally before he wrecks himself. Marlo 4-0.
Jesus Christ I thought Danny would try a little harder going up against a GOAT like Marlow, that was kinda sad to see, also I'm surprised Marlow brought such strong bars knowing who he was going against, It was savage to watch haha
if the UK battle scene was still big battlers like Danny would have been swept away and not even given a second chance.. he's a nice guy but jesus christ I come from the era where if you choke you lose not just the entire battle, but you probably aren't asked back to perform again. the lack of accountability, standards and self-respect is honestly sad to see. biggups Marlo for doing his thing and congrats to Eurgh for continuing to do his thing with DF..
i might be high, but the longer he chokes, the harder that "what happened?" hits me :D What did you do Marlo? Why did they make you do community service?
Even if a mc completely destroyed Danny with bars and jokes It wouldn't be comparable to hard bad he destroys himself aha Honestly far play Danny's a G it takes confidence to rap with a audience💗
Total waste of a Marlo battle. Danny can't execute a watchable battle anymore. Also Danny looks like a cracked out YBN Cordae. Danny's phone skit was the most poorly structured and awkwardly performed things ever on DF as well, fucking Ricky C and Crisis levels.
Marlo’s rounds:
Round 1: 1:36
Round 2: 9:08
Round 3: 15:34
You’re welcome 😇
MVP
You fulfilled the prophecy...
😂😂
Omg the round two 💀
Thank you for making Marlo’s second round opener make sense
Marlo's rounds:
1:30 Round 1
9:04 Round 2
15:33 Round 3
You're welcome.
“Your battle rap motto is at least I’ve got my health” 😫😂
I’ve never cringed so much at anything than I did at Danny Jaqq’s first round 🤣 I wanted to launch my phone off the wall
I wanted 2 give homie a hugg soo bad during that round & during marlo's 2nd. its gonna be ight danny
like 9/11 its bad but you cant stop watching
Hahahahhahahahahaa fuckin hell . I thought i had seen everything until i saw this....
Its getting worse
Love how it just cuts to round two
Marlo’s rounds
1:25 round 1
8:56 round 2
15:31 round 3
You’re welcome
Danny Jaqq choked for longer than he spat this entire battle. Marlo was excellent as always
Marlo's Rounds
Round 1: 1:31
Round 2: 9:04
Round 3: 15:34
You're welcome
“If anyone sat Though that without skipping, lord help them”😂😂
This is mad awkward, messaged Danny jaqq about a tryout and he aired it and this is what he has to show
Mad
He's a proper wanker bro can tell he's never felt like he fit in anywhere that's why he's such a try hard at everything even though you can see there's no real passion or connection to the shit he does. Bro would make a great bus driver I'm sure but fuck me the guy can't rap can't write and his performances are pathetic.
Met him at a few events was always a smiley yeah yeah yeah type of guy without taking in shot you've said.
The last time I saw someone choke this badly, I had to erase my browsing history afterwards.
That first round of danny had everything. A bad prop, chokes and shit bars. That's the perfect representation of what Marlo said the first round too. Too good..
😂😂😂
“You better be good today Danny” - Danny Jaqq then proceeds to choke 😂😭
That "As I was saying" was the best follow up to a choke since The Saurus choked after saying the "you're better than Lunar C, but who the hell isn't" to Matter, and says "well, apparently I'm not" lol.
Even if Danny Jack is doing this for free he’s being paid too much
He should have paid an entry fee & and exit fee
Participation trophy type yute
Agonising choke but props to Danny - "So as I was saying" is a class recovery
got the biggest laugh from me to be fair haha - but yeah he was bodied
Less than a minute into Danny's 1st and I have to turn off the battle
I was really really hoping Danny Jaqq was gonna be good in this
Hard not to feel sorry for Danny Jaqq and fair play to him for taking it on the chin in the second. Marlo 3-0 but anyone cussing out Danny Jaqq needs to remember how hard this art is.
True but danny didn't come prepared like bonking gyal with no contraception so it's his own fault
True but there are plenty of guys who don't get these opportunities or even a tryout who can rap better - Jaqq seems like proper sound bloke but he's only getting these chances because he is mates with Ergh and stuck with him during all the drama. It's a very difficult art form but over time he can't keep getting on the card if he performs like this, especially if the DF wants to return to where it was.
@@dddgtsdTo be fair, Danny Jaqq is like UK Battle Rap's Dan Hibiki at this point: You don't seriously expect him to win so you pay to watch him get battered, and the rare times he does win are entertaining for novelty's sake.
Another way to describe him would be UK Battle Rap's best known journeyman.
I like Danny but in what world did he deserve this battle?
The delivery of ""I'm battling Osh next week, he's gonna rip me to shreds!"" is possibly my favourite moment in UKBR recently
Seeing Danny getting hyped after one successful bar is genuinely sweet
when your opponent is laughing hard to encourage you, you know you're being bodied
“-and ya barely got that!”
😆😆😆
Marlo is such a lad. This dude is shaking his head at every adequate rhyme Danny does like, “Come on man! You can do it!”
Marlo had this in the bag from ½ through the first round.
Danny Jaqq choking? I don't believe it?!? It's almost like enabling his trash hasn't helped him improve....
Marlos beard is the fire keeping uk battle rap alive. I love it❤
Marlo is one of the best with angles in battle rap, his first round was 🔥
UK battle rap: "I AM REVIVED"
Also UK battle rap:
Well one of them did amazing.. Sad that the other guy said maybe 3% of what Marlo said
Could watch MARLO for days
the problem with UK Battle rap is that no matter how much you suck if you friends with the league owner you will always get big battles . It happens n every single league.
I'm glad Danny finished his first round, 'cause I loved that marriage-over-battles angle, and the "every single doubles match" punch (though to be clear I think Shuff and Marlo are equally awesome in their own way).
Danny makes this shit look really really hard
Wouldn’t surprise me if the judges gave it to Danny tbh with the judging lately.
The clear differences in preparation are a joke, Danny had some good lines but must spend too much time drinking and feeling sorry for himself. If he just sorted his shit out and put more effort into projection/performance and actually remembering his bars he wouldn’t be half bad, guy needs to evolve mentally before he wrecks himself.
Marlo 4-0.
Marlos rounds were brilliant. Touched on some heavy topics in a tasteful way. That was a body
That "no luck catching them killers" bit after I spend 5 minutes saying "Yarp" everytime they pan to the guy beside Danny.
Marlo deserved more than this. He was stellar though and I can’t wait to see him again.
Good to see dont flop making a come back 💪
Jesus Christ I thought Danny would try a little harder going up against a GOAT like Marlow, that was kinda sad to see, also I'm surprised Marlow brought such strong bars knowing who he was going against, It was savage to watch haha
Danny jaqqs first round is going straight into my top three worst rounds of all time 👏
Who else is on your list?
Driving myself insane trying to remember which WWE wrestler's theme this new opening music sounds like
Came here to watch Danny Jaqq and feel good about myself
Looks like he won a competition to be on dont flop.
Gotta be one of the biggest bodies in DF history
If Marlo's car broke down and he never made it to the event this would still be tree
Good to see don't flop back ish
Dope battle, Marlo bodybagged him. But respect for Danny for even stepping in to the ring with him.
Danny Jaqqs rounds were too painful to watch 🤣 Marlo was great
"Two on two title shot"
4:46
Shuffle's reaction to Marlo's little dance is priceless
I'd suggest talking about the elephant-in-the-room that is Danny Jaqq, but elephants have great memories, unlike Danny Jaqq.
Watched marlo round 1, switched to Dragon Den YT pitch when Danny Jaqq pretended to call himself 🪦
Incredible levels of cringe 🤣
Danny jaqq is mickey worthless if u brought him off wish
Danny Waqq
Just clicked ... not watched but going off the comments i need to skip round 1 😂
This is probably Marlo’s best solo performance. He really put it together to clash with the Titan that is Danny jaqq
I think Danny Jaqq’s mother loved him too much
Let's go
Feel for the lad, actually a bit heartbreaking to watch Danny. Genuinely watched this hoping he’d bring some 🔥
So… my mates brother has spat a few bars here n there. Can he battle Marlo next?
I hope Danny didn’t get paid for that monstrosity
Makes Me feel like watching Dont flop in 2018
Love it
Did anyone actually manage to watch Danny Jaqs first the whole way through without skipping due to a cringe seizure?
if the UK battle scene was still big battlers like Danny would have been swept away and not even given a second chance..
he's a nice guy but jesus christ I come from the era where if you choke you lose not just the entire battle, but you probably aren't asked back to perform again.
the lack of accountability, standards and self-respect is honestly sad to see.
biggups Marlo for doing his thing and congrats to Eurgh for continuing to do his thing with DF..
Danny with a clear 3-0.
The StumbleRap king.
Danny Wack.
im a fan of danny jaqq no doubt, but choking like that in a written battle is just not acceptable anymore,im disappointed
How do I undo watching this?
I haven't seen a body this bad since I looked in the mirror this morning
Danny Jaqq once said j cole should stop rapping
Danny's 1st round might be worst round in DF history. The telephone angle was super awkward in the room, and then the choke topped it off.
Danny needs to stop battling - bring back Dialect and Zen
I didn't think UA-cam allowed to show murders.
“We had to bring the best battle rappers in the uk down here for this one” - yet Danny jaqq is there?
Didn't know this was an April Fool's clash..."Danny Jaq the vet"
Quality control doesn't exist in ukbr
Danny Jaqq said more during Marlos rounds than his own lol
Great battle. I gave it 2-1 Marlo quite convincingly tbf to the lad, Danny took the first but ran out of steam.
Yooo was he crying??
i might be high, but the longer he chokes, the harder that "what happened?" hits me :D What did you do Marlo? Why did they make you do community service?
When I first watched this battle I felt sorry for Danny,
After recent events I had to come and rewatch it so I could enjoy it.
What recent events? What could possibly justify rewatching this shambles
Only one round in - just finished Marlo's first - and damn, what a hard round. Almost killed Eurgh a few times. Looks to be a fun battle.
I think Danny Jaqq might've edged that.....🤔
Jonjo Shelvey was loving every second of this.
should've called urself danny whack, lmao
oh.... ouch..... wow.... why.....
Danny got Anton Murphy'd 🤣
“It’s just the one killer actually”🤯
Marlo looking healthy
Even if a mc completely destroyed Danny with bars and jokes
It wouldn't be comparable to hard bad he destroys himself aha
Honestly far play Danny's a G it takes confidence to rap with a audience💗
Danny Jaqq's second round was actually pretty decent
Danny got less crowd reaction than a soft drink and a twig.
Krazy out here wearing his nans coat.
Bring back bilzar
Total waste of a Marlo battle. Danny can't execute a watchable battle anymore. Also Danny looks like a cracked out YBN Cordae. Danny's phone skit was the most poorly structured and awkwardly performed things ever on DF as well, fucking Ricky C and Crisis levels.
Hahahahahaha
Danny Jack. Should not be battling anyone ever. Let alone high tier beasts. Ffs. It's like mucky worthless all over again.
Good luck catching them killers then
Its just the one killer actually
Fire bar from hot fuzz oooof
absolute jokes, Marlos rounds have so much replay value
It's a shame Danny jaqq is unwatchable but seems a nice guy
danny jaqq 3-0
rate marlo massively but DJ caused damage here, no recovery in sight. 🥶
Marlo you deserve alot more views on this man .... the 1st round of marlo's was awesome
Marlo 3-0 with a great 1st.