Man, that takes some SERIOUS nards to come up with a plan to defeat Kris Kringle! Now I want to see the Bat's plans to deal with the Easter Bunny and other holiday figures...
Him and robin actually did a vintage Comicbook with Santa once years ago. On the cover they're helping santa With his bag of gifts. Bats is even smiling with joy.
@Zurround Manhattan would just want to sit and watch at first(if Santa was already delivering gifts) ...pull Santa away to some crazy ominous location, ask why he does it(give gifts to children) even though Santa would theoretically know most of the kids are potentially "bad" . Then when Santa gives the cliche answer.. Manhattan would probably vaporize him then deliver gifts himself saying something like "so this is what it's like to be a jolly false god". Mr mxylplck would probably be annoyed with santa .or try to play some magic games on him, only for Santa to be invulnerable to it. Delivering Mxy with coal...idk mxylplck and Santa interactions would be interesting..given they both are damn near untouchable. Egg nog has me writing plot lines 🤦
Whether if we are talking about the madman who delivers gifts to Darkseid every year or the Omega Level mutant that even Dr. Doom respects, you simply don’t mess with Santa.
Either Santa is moving around so fast almost no time passes (Reality Warp and/or Speedforce), or he can Stop Time long enough to go around the universe a few times with a vehicle faster than light. To oppose Darkseid so casually means he is from a greater dimension than Darkseid or is something so fundamental to the universe that he cannot remove it. However, if he was from a significantly higher dimension he wouldn't need a vehicle because most distances wouldn't really apply to his style of movement. So my theory is that Santa is just the disguise worn by Father Time, The Concept of Time. Thus he values yearly rituals, can speed up his vehicle/self, and can slow down Christmas day so he has enough time to get to every world... which of course requires a massive number of calories which is why he loves cookies.
We also should consider the sleigh could just be a scam, a diversion, something Santa might not need at all for transportation, but he just likes to ride.
This has to be one of the best Contingency plan videos. One thing the Contingency plan overlooked was that Santa knows who has been naughty and who has been nice. Now if or perhaps never, what happens if he decides to take action against those who have been naughty. That is something we might have to consider. Have you been Naughty or Nice takes on a whole new meaning. Great video!!!
The danger implied here is that Santa is eithet omnipotent and would easily be aware of Batman's plans or that he has an extremely large information network. Eyes everywhere, so to speak. Either way, Batman would be cooked at any point he decides to enact a plan since Santa can travel the world in the blink of an eye.
I remember reading about Santa’s coal runs to Darkseid. No better way to throw shade at the ruler of Apokalips. Merry Christmas, Multiversal Wisdom, and thanks for all the contingency plans.
So happy you mentioned the Apocalypse thing still finding bits of my mind from when it was blown learning that also, Bruce, you just want to humiliate Clark by having him dress the part, but lets be real, he'd enjoy it
Wow. You actually covered Santa Claus. That's awesome. What a awesome Christmas themed Contingency Plan. I hope that you have a Merry Christmas and I can't wait to see what other Contingency Plans you have planned for 2025.
Here’s an idea for if he ever becomes evil or at the very least, gets very grumpy this year. We just convince him to take a break this year, ask Ms. Claus to make him his favorite cookies & milk, have the fastest superheroes (possibly just Superman and Flash but any others can help too) deliver all the presents around the world, then just throw a party of appreciation for Santa in case the break from delivering wasn’t completely enough.
Of course, whilst Batman is discussing this particular contingency plan, Santa is already inside Wayne Manor having a jolly old chin wag with Alfred, before proceeding to leave clues in the form of Christmas riddles and mental puzzles that Batman would need to solve to find his present. And yes, Santa does this every year for young Master Wayne.
Santa knows how powerful he is and he knows he isn't immune to mind control so he'll actually give Bruce a letter saying "thank you, I already have a contingency plan for myself my wife is a blue lantern who does not need a Green lantern to give her her power but it's always good to have something in backup:"
A line from "My Adventures with Superman" that fits perfectly with this video ~ "Is it so hard to believe that there are some people that just want to help?" Though, in all fairness, 1) Be a nice/good person, 2) Leave an offering of milk & cookies out on a table near a likely entrance for him, 3) Have some measure of Christmas Spirit, all these things could theoretically "stop" Santa from harming anyone.
Merry Christmas to you, Batman and I understand why you would have this kind of contingency plan. However, if there are bad Santa out there in the multi-verse one Santa, in particular, he’s a demon who Lost a bet to an angel at a game of curling match. He was defeated long ago by The Angels grandson, but if the evil Santa comes back, Batman has a contingency plan for Santa’s Slay. but all the other Santa’s out there are good. However, Batman should have a contingency plan for the rogue, Santas grampuses, or any other evil Christmas creature that exists out there.
Paranoia is an ugly thing, and it doesn't get much uglier than being paranoid of Santa Claus. Still, I do understand why Bruce would even consider this, although Superman's word would probably be enough to temporarily assure him that Santa going rogue would mean something else MUCH darker is afoot.
Batman, when your first contingency plan is aimed at CHILDREN, and involves crushing the soul out of a beloved holiday, maybe, just maybe you should take a big step back and reevaluate your life. Before Alfred and Clark do it for you.
😂😂😂 “I think I have some fake antlers somewhere in the Batcave.” I’m sorry, but that just cracked me up; imagining someone so serious as Batman admitting he has some fake reindeer antlers for Superman, just so that he can dress the part as an honorary reindeer for Santa Claus, is the absolute most hilarious thing ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Santa personify a real saint many years ago. His name was Saint Nicolas who went to towns in Europe and spreading the word of God. He also gave food or clothing to help those who needs it. While you are trying to take down the myth of Santa. You may want to consider this. Christmas is the season of hope and the birth of Christ. We celebrate this day in honor. So before you end up with more coal than Alfred can clean up. You might have put any plans on the shelf. For the children who believes and those who truly knows what Christmas is all about.
I would like to note that in one instance, a parallel version of Batman actually trained UNDER Santa for some time, Saint Nick himself being an a Asgardian from Norse Mythology. In this universe, Bats knows Santa is real, but never told Clark, so Supes was a little miffed at that. The league had to team up with Santa in order to fight Krampus who was being controlled by beings from a dark dimension, looking to escape into our world. Santa also noted he hasn't been needed for Christmas in quite some time, indicating he is fully well aware of the commercialization of Christmas, using it to his advantage.
I only suggested this back in the Jack Skellington contingency as a joke, I didn't think Batman would actually do this one. I also hope that we never have to put this contingency plan into effect because, not only could it potentially destroy Christmas, but I could never bring myself to attack Santa since he is the patron saint of children and the ultimate symbol of love, kindness and wonder. Merry Christmas Batman and everybody. 🎄🎅 P.S. The thought of Superman wearing reindeer antlers really cracked me up. Good one Bats! 🦌
Omg santa is sick and batman and superman have to save christmas superman has to be the reindeer and batman has to be Santa playing it serious until the end where he let's out the loudest laugh that strikes terror in villains and a smile to all children
Santa: You can't kill me, I'm the mainstay of society, I'm what holds the world together. batman: you are a potential threat Santa: Well, if you turn bad you will eventually be defeated, if I turn evil the JLA can defeat me, but this world will never be the same without me. Batman: Well... Santa: You weren't ever a good boy, Bruce, you were cruel and greedy, if you had been more humble your parents wouldn't be dead. Batman: those kids were right... i smell😢
Ya Santa can beat Apocalypse so your not gonna be able to beat him remember Batman he knows when you are sleeping he knows when your awake he knows what you’ve been up so be good for your sake 😂
Batman having fake reindeer antlers in the Batcave strikes me as a bit ridiculous. And I can see him actually having them. After all, he's BATMAN, crazy prepared for any contingency.
Batman...if you so much as hurt ONE hair on Santa's beard, there won't be a single part of Gotham you can hide in where all of us won't find you and take you down!
There was one thing missing from this: An honest apology for even thinking about the concept. That's how you know it's in character. Batman unfortunately rarely ever apologizes. It's a character flaw. If the force of justice, if the "idea" never says "I'm sorry", if it's unwavering, it's perfect. Horribly flawed but perfect. But that's the mantle, the standard he picks up every single time he puts on the cape.
This is probably the only time of the year where I'd spell contingency right. Anyway, Merry Christmas Everyone 👍👍
Jack skellington as the next one please thank you Merry Christmas
Wtf
@@Nova_killer89
Already done.
I never noticed the other times but then I dont do grammer / spellin policing.
Man, that takes some SERIOUS nards to come up with a plan to defeat Kris Kringle!
Now I want to see the Bat's plans to deal with the Easter Bunny and other holiday figures...
Don't ruin Christmas with your paranoia, Batman.
Batman: We must starve Santa and change reality itself to defeat Santa. We must be ready for any contingency.
Him and robin actually did a vintage
Comicbook with Santa once years ago.
On the cover they're helping santa
With his bag of gifts.
Bats is even smiling with joy.
Exactly.
Just a contingency, not a to do item.
Besides, Santa isn't the true reason for the season
Todays Christmas Eve
It’s strange to see Batman methodically plan Santa’s downfall… while wearing a Santa hat.
@@gideonbrown4215 also Batman:
Seen on a vintage cover with Robin
Helping Santa with his bag.🤣
Eh, tis the season.
Contingency Plan Code: Mean One
Subject: The Grinch
Yes! 👍
That’s perfect 😂
$5 says Batman exploit’s the Grinch’s heart condition.
Don't you mean Mr. Scrooge aka Batman
How much do you want to bet that's tomorrows plan?
Not even Darkseid can stop Santa
I wonder if Mr. Mxylplck or Dr. Manhattan can?
@Zurround Manhattan would just want to sit and watch at first(if Santa was already delivering gifts) ...pull Santa away to some crazy ominous location, ask why he does it(give gifts to children) even though Santa would theoretically know most of the kids are potentially "bad" . Then when Santa gives the cliche answer.. Manhattan would probably vaporize him then deliver gifts himself saying something like "so this is what it's like to be a jolly false god". Mr mxylplck would probably be annoyed with santa .or try to play some magic games on him, only for Santa to be invulnerable to it. Delivering Mxy with coal...idk mxylplck and Santa interactions would be interesting..given they both are damn near untouchable. Egg nog has me writing plot lines 🤦
Batman forgets one thing. Santa has a naughty or nice list. Image what he could do to the bad guys with even a small section of it.
Yeah like Santa has constant surveillance over every person on the Earth
Whether if we are talking about the madman who delivers gifts to Darkseid every year or the Omega Level mutant that even Dr. Doom respects, you simply don’t mess with Santa.
I’ll never forget seeing images online of the time when the Marvel version of Santa had the Infinity Gauntlet. 🫢
I second this!
Even the DC Villains know you don't do anything stupid, Because you'd better watch out.
Unless you're his wife, then you're cool.
"Bruce? You went up again Darkseid too...and won....umm are you sure you're human?"
Either Santa is moving around so fast almost no time passes (Reality Warp and/or Speedforce), or he can Stop Time long enough to go around the universe a few times with a vehicle faster than light.
To oppose Darkseid so casually means he is from a greater dimension than Darkseid or is something so fundamental to the universe that he cannot remove it. However, if he was from a significantly higher dimension he wouldn't need a vehicle because most distances wouldn't really apply to his style of movement.
So my theory is that Santa is just the disguise worn by Father Time, The Concept of Time. Thus he values yearly rituals, can speed up his vehicle/self, and can slow down Christmas day so he has enough time to get to every world... which of course requires a massive number of calories which is why he loves cookies.
Calling this cannon.
The 3rd alternative would be that there's a vast number of Santas, though I like the time bending idea better.
Santa could just be the embodiment of the concept of belief.
We also should consider the sleigh could just be a scam, a diversion, something Santa might not need at all for transportation, but he just likes to ride.
If he's doing contingency plans on various Santas, he needs to target Robo Santa from Futurama.
Merry Christmas, Batman. Make sure you get Alfred something great for putting up with your's and the kids' shenanigans.
"Turn christmas into a purely commercial holiday"...corporations have been tryin to do that for years.
Contingency plan code: Shadow of Saint Nick
Subject: Krampus
I second this.
I third this. Especially the one from the 2015 film
I fourth this
Funnily enough before I saw your comment I was just going to write a comment myself suggesting this very thing, so I fifth this notion.
This has to be one of the best Contingency plan videos. One thing the Contingency plan overlooked was that Santa knows who has been naughty and who has been nice. Now if or perhaps never, what happens if he decides to take action against those who have been naughty. That is something we might have to consider. Have you been Naughty or Nice takes on a whole new meaning. Great video!!!
The danger implied here is that Santa is eithet omnipotent and would easily be aware of Batman's plans or that he has an extremely large information network. Eyes everywhere, so to speak. Either way, Batman would be cooked at any point he decides to enact a plan since Santa can travel the world in the blink of an eye.
Good God, someone get Batman a ticket to the Polar Express! He's in serious need of holiday belief.
Yes, he needs it! To chill a bit. 🙂
I remember reading about Santa’s coal runs to Darkseid. No better way to throw shade at the ruler of Apokalips.
Merry Christmas, Multiversal Wisdom, and thanks for all the contingency plans.
So happy you mentioned the Apocalypse thing
still finding bits of my mind from when it was blown learning that
also, Bruce, you just want to humiliate Clark by having him dress the part, but lets be real, he'd enjoy it
lets not forget the fact that his wife is a Blue Lantern. and he doesn't need to go off against the earth. he can just send Krampus
Batman with a Santa hat...
...absolutely horrifying
Wow. You actually covered Santa Claus. That's awesome. What a awesome Christmas themed Contingency Plan. I hope that you have a Merry Christmas and I can't wait to see what other Contingency Plans you have planned for 2025.
Aannnnnnd he's on the cover with
Robin helping him out.😂
"fake antlers". I died'
The guy even Darkseid can't stop!
Batman: re direct children’s admiration towards their parents.
Me: so I guess that leaves you SOL huh Bruce?
Contingency Plan Code: Princess Of Hell
Subject: Charlie Morningstar
Did you mean Elaine Belloc
@@alanmichelsandoval8768He’s talking about hazbin hotel bot the dc version
Nice Hat Batman...Hope you got Alfred, Robin, & Batgirl something nice.
There is only one person who can escape Santa and that is Scott Free.
Contingency Plan Code: Christmas Demon. Subject: Krampus. PLEASE DO THIS IT WOULD BE AWESOME
Be careful Batman, You don't want to be on his naughty list.
Damm it Batman you better not ruin christmas
Contingency plan code: SPOOOOON
Subject: The Tick
Contingency Plan Code: Mean One
Subject: The Gricnh
No chance Batsy
Santa is not to be messed with.
Contingency plan code: Terror That Flaps in The Night
Subject: Darkwing Duck
Here’s an idea for if he ever becomes evil or at the very least, gets very grumpy this year. We just convince him to take a break this year, ask Ms. Claus to make him his favorite cookies & milk, have the fastest superheroes (possibly just Superman and Flash but any others can help too) deliver all the presents around the world, then just throw a party of appreciation for Santa in case the break from delivering wasn’t completely enough.
The fact that Batman can be cold enough to have a contingency plan against Santa speak volumes against his own mental health.
Of course, whilst Batman is discussing this particular contingency plan, Santa is already inside Wayne Manor having a jolly old chin wag with Alfred, before proceeding to leave clues in the form of Christmas riddles and mental puzzles that Batman would need to solve to find his present. And yes, Santa does this every year for young Master Wayne.
Something tells me that Bruce, might get the Darkseid treatment after this, and probably a lecture from Alfred.
Santa knows how powerful he is and he knows he isn't immune to mind control so he'll actually give Bruce a letter saying "thank you, I already have a contingency plan for myself my wife is a blue lantern who does not need a Green lantern to give her her power but it's always good to have something in backup:"
Contingency Plan Code: Sin of Greed
Subject: Mammon (Hazbin)
Contingency code: Devil(after the name of the antidote)
Subject: G or William Birkin
Batman has access to a satellite tracking system it shouldn't be too hard to keep tabs on Santa if he ever goes Rogue.
*rogue
@@civilwildman
People have mentioned that Bat more than the times she’s been featured in the Sonic Franchise…
And to think, you released this on my birthday of all days! 😄
Your birthday…
Before the Ultimate Despair’s Birthday…😳
I have no idea how to respond to that…
But seriously, Happy Birthday Civil Man!😊🎂🎉🎊🎉
Happy bday bro
Thanks. 😊
Happy Birthday! 👍😎
Have a good happy birthday and good christmas
I’m surprised Batman didn’t mention how he was trained in infiltration by Santa.
Contingency Plan Code: Star Owl
Subject: Stolas Goetia
A line from "My Adventures with Superman" that fits perfectly with this video ~ "Is it so hard to believe that there are some people that just want to help?" Though, in all fairness, 1) Be a nice/good person, 2) Leave an offering of milk & cookies out on a table near a likely entrance for him, 3) Have some measure of Christmas Spirit, all these things could theoretically "stop" Santa from harming anyone.
Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about Krampus or Gryla.
Merry Christmas to you, Batman and I understand why you would have this kind of contingency plan. However, if there are bad Santa out there in the multi-verse one Santa, in particular, he’s a demon who Lost a bet to an angel at a game of curling match. He was defeated long ago by The Angels grandson, but if the evil Santa comes back, Batman has a contingency plan for Santa’s Slay.
but all the other Santa’s out there are good. However, Batman should have a contingency plan for the rogue, Santas grampuses, or any other evil Christmas creature that exists out there.
Santa is an Omega-level. His powerset is one of the most busted.
We need to point this at the abrahamic god now...
Even superman doesn't mess with santa
Contingency Plan Code: Friendship is Magic
Subject: Twilight Sparkle
You leave 🎅 alone Bats. Santa will NEVER go rogue.
Merry Axe-Mas
@thelonewolf7443 Merry Ax-mas to you too dude
Paranoia is an ugly thing, and it doesn't get much uglier than being paranoid of Santa Claus. Still, I do understand why Bruce would even consider this, although Superman's word would probably be enough to temporarily assure him that Santa going rogue would mean something else MUCH darker is afoot.
I'd Gibbs slap Batman for having contingency plans against Santa.
Batman, when your first contingency plan is aimed at CHILDREN, and involves crushing the soul out of a beloved holiday, maybe, just maybe you should take a big step back and reevaluate your life. Before Alfred and Clark do it for you.
😂😂😂 “I think I have some fake antlers somewhere in the Batcave.” I’m sorry, but that just cracked me up; imagining someone so serious as Batman admitting he has some fake reindeer antlers for Superman, just so that he can dress the part as an honorary reindeer for Santa Claus, is the absolute most hilarious thing ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Merry Christmas Bats!
You too! 🎅
@@MultiversalWiisdom Contingency Plan Code: 4 Brothers Subject: TMNT
Santa’s lists:
- Nice
- Naughty
- Concerned for my own safety
This was awesome! Merry Christmas Batman!
If you want to starve Santa, convince all kids in the world to stop leaving cookies for him.
Batman. Dealing with Santa is easy. Just don't bother him on his Lunch Break.
Santa personify a real saint many years ago. His name was Saint Nicolas who went to towns in Europe and spreading the word of God. He also gave food or clothing to help those who needs it. While you are trying to take down the myth of Santa. You may want to consider this. Christmas is the season of hope and the birth of Christ. We celebrate this day in honor. So before you end up with more coal than Alfred can clean up. You might have put any plans on the shelf. For the children who believes and those who truly knows what Christmas is all about.
Contingency Plan Code: Murder Drones
Subjects: Serial Designations N, V, and J
Contingency Code: Power of the Flame 🔥
Subject: Blaze the Cat 🔥
I would like to note that in one instance, a parallel version of Batman actually trained UNDER Santa for some time, Saint Nick himself being an a Asgardian from Norse Mythology. In this universe, Bats knows Santa is real, but never told Clark, so Supes was a little miffed at that. The league had to team up with Santa in order to fight Krampus who was being controlled by beings from a dark dimension, looking to escape into our world. Santa also noted he hasn't been needed for Christmas in quite some time, indicating he is fully well aware of the commercialization of Christmas, using it to his advantage.
I only suggested this back in the Jack Skellington contingency as a joke, I didn't think Batman would actually do this one. I also hope that we never have to put this contingency plan into effect because, not only could it potentially destroy Christmas, but I could never bring myself to attack Santa since he is the patron saint of children and the ultimate symbol of love, kindness and wonder. Merry Christmas Batman and everybody. 🎄🎅
P.S. The thought of Superman wearing reindeer antlers really cracked me up. Good one Bats! 🦌
Batman should contact Professor Membrane and exchange notes on how to deal with Santa.
Contingency Plan Code: Absolute Slover
Subject: Cyn
batman is COOKED
You ended up on the naughty list at least once, Bruce, didn’t you? I feel like this is personal.
Omg santa is sick and batman and superman have to save christmas superman has to be the reindeer and batman has to be Santa playing it serious until the end where he let's out the loudest laugh that strikes terror in villains and a smile to all children
Multiversal Wisdom, great job with this video so far 👍👍👍👍.
I love this! Thank you lol
Contingency plan: never land
Subject: Peter Pan
Batmans paranoia knows no bounds 🤣
As should not be lol
Can you really defeat a being who can terrorize Darkseid.
Santa: You can't kill me, I'm the mainstay of society, I'm what holds the world together.
batman: you are a potential threat
Santa: Well, if you turn bad you will eventually be defeated, if I turn evil the JLA can defeat me, but this world will never be the same without me.
Batman: Well...
Santa: You weren't ever a good boy, Bruce, you were cruel and greedy, if you had been more humble your parents wouldn't be dead.
Batman: those kids were right... i smell😢
2:41 did Batman just reveal corporations plans to get rid of Santa? I knew it
Santa is one of the Endless. That's fantastic.
It took me a few seconds to see Batman's Santa hat. XD
if this plan comes into possession of a villain like in the tower of babble, i will make him relive crime alley
Okay, that's enough eggnog for you, buddy. Somebody grab Selina, Bruce needs a distraction before he goes full-on Grinch.
Contingency Plan Code: Bite Me
Subject: Uzi Doorman
depends on episode
Look's like someone needs to be visited by 3 special ghost!
Ya Santa can beat Apocalypse so your not gonna be able to beat him remember Batman he knows when you are sleeping he knows when your awake he knows what you’ve been up so be good for your sake 😂
Contingency code:Stars and Stripes. Contingency Plan Code:Earth Prime Uncle Sam.
Batman once again proving that he hates fun.
In recent times, Santa Claus, or rather Kris Klaus, was revealed to be one of Batman’s mentors during his training years.
Batman having fake reindeer antlers in the Batcave strikes me as a bit ridiculous. And I can see him actually having them. After all, he's BATMAN, crazy prepared for any contingency.
I had no idea Jolly Old Saint Nick was a Viking, till I saw Violent Night.
Contingency Plan Code: Ringtail
Subject: Sly Cooper
Consult Interpol detective Carmelita Fox for more info.
Santa is the OG Operator. Bats don't have a chance in hell.
Merry Christmas Batman!
BTW, you smell fine bro.
Contingency plan code: "You're pretty good"
Subject: Revolver ocelot
Come on dude Santa has been bringing hilarity every year when he goes to apocalypse
Batman...if you so much as hurt ONE hair on Santa's beard, there won't be a single part of Gotham you can hide in where all of us won't find you and take you down!
Tis the season to be cautious, fa la la la la, la la la la.
And a Merry Contingency-mas to you all.
3:24 isn't this just the plot of "Rise of the Guardians"?
Batman & the Grinch have things in common.
Santa probably also teams up with Grandpa Buff and the kid. Especially with those on the naughty list.
There was one thing missing from this:
An honest apology for even thinking about the concept.
That's how you know it's in character.
Batman unfortunately rarely ever apologizes. It's a character flaw. If the force of justice, if the "idea" never says "I'm sorry", if it's unwavering, it's perfect. Horribly flawed but perfect.
But that's the mantle, the standard he picks up every single time he puts on the cape.
Batman contingency plan: grim reaper final destination