speaking of laughing, my mom and my friend's mom managed to make me laugh for 30 minutes straight before I started to cry from a sudden panic attack because I was laughing too hard and for too long
I literally no joke think the sheep thing was me. My son only liked that movie so we literally watched it 3 times a day until they took it off. I’m dead serious.
1:35 I’m related to Hitler.... But my great grandpa lived in Germany when the Nazis were rising. He didn’t want to be a Nazi or be killed so he moved to the US, changed his accent in less than a week, changed his last name, and joined the army. He lived through and later died from his lungs drying up. He was an awesome dude. My brother also went through basic training with a sprained ankle and a drill seargant so strict that everyone else hated that one and it turns out she was a criminal who got let out of prison...
6:00 light takes about 8 minutes to travel from the sun to earth, and he only stared at it for 2 minutes, so the sun gave out six minutes before he even started staring at it. He didn't win, because the sun died before he started the match.
1:36 Not my ancestors but... They were born into a rich and wealthy family and his mother died when he was a baby after falling of a carriage. His mother died protecting him from that fall. His dad was supposedly saved by a poor man and His dad swore his life to the poor man who 'saved him'. After the poor man died, his son was sent to live with the rich and wealthy family he 'saved'. The poor man's son, Dio wanted to be the best, so he started to make his stepbrother, Jonathan a living hell. After a few years Dio and Jonathan were about to graduate school. Their father had fallen ill because of Dio giving him faulty medicine. Jonathan found out an went to Dio's home town where he got attacked and man called Speedwagon started to follow him around because Jonathan didn't kill him or something like that. When Jonathan comes back he confronts Dio and they kinda fought. Dio killed his dad and put on a mask that would turn him into a vampire. Jonathan learns a cool breathing technique that gave him powers from a guy known as William Zeppeli. Jonathan faced of against Dio when he presumably died. After a bit him and his love interest get married and go to a ship to America. I turned out that Dio was on that ship so he killed people and one of his minions caused the ship to explode Dio supposedly died again in Jonathan's arms while his wife and a baby she rescued sailed away in a coffin. It turns out that Dio didn't die and then he comes back later to ruin all descendents of Jonathan's life. This is 100% a story about my friends ancestors and not the plot to jjba phantom Blood
Part 20 in 2020 Remove the 0’s It’s 222 And 000 So is it the year 222000 So was there 222000 valintines? hMmMm There are 7.7 billion people -222000 It’s still 7.7 billion people 7.7 billion people need valintienes
1:38 My great great great+ grandfather on my mom's side lived in Switzerland during the time alcohol was illegal. He would make and sell alcohol illegally and was wanted for arrest, so he snuck onto a ship going to America and made up an entirely new name to not be caught. My grandfather had no sons or brothers and I was born before my parents got married so if I'm not mistaken I'm the last in the line of this fake last name
1:37 My great grandad was a spitfire ace during WW2 and my dad said that his grandad felt so bad for shooting down Jerry and his BF109 that he shot down another one
@@mochimochigod6742 he didnt became, he was from another madlad episode. It was like the 5 or something, there he Said i am the biggest madlad (and did something)
1:20 This reminds me of a joke one of my boy besties told me. He said "In America,you throw paper,In Soviet Russia,Paper throws you" I don't know why I found it funny,it was probably because he was using an accent.
So, 4:25, I had a situation like that, basically, it was 4th grade, and my friend Neil was sitting next to me, at the time we were learning about Photosynthesis, and out teacher drew a model on the whiteboard, and it looked a lot like a head of broccoli, like- you couldn’t think of it being anything else, Neil wasn’t really paying attention, and our teacher called on him, she pointed at the ‘leaves’ and asked Neil what that was, and his mind just left, so I started whispering to him, in the most serious tone I could manage, saying, “Broccoli, broccoli!” and so Neil blurted out “BROCCOLI!” everyone laughed. It was awesome. Nobody knew why he did that, except for me, and my closest friends. I’m posting this on Reddit someday-
my great great grandfather was a soldier during d-day the absolute mad lad and a group of his friends took an entire german machine gun post and prisoners. He got awarded the Victoria cross!
4:18 reminds me of a time in school when a kid was not paying attention and the teacher asked the student a question. The student next to him whispered 4 and he blurted out 4. This was in English class.
I kinda have an experience like 8:47. I was on field trip and we were allowed phones. In the auditorium before the event, everyone was airdropping random memes. My friends were laughing at me not being able to turn off airdrop. I did end up airdropping a few images. I think they were spoilers to random franchises I was into.
Metal Thieves: “Hey Kid, wanna buy a bridge?”
Dont buy me, my last name is bridge in Mexico ;-;
izzy chan Nyan Cat you must mean in Spanish. Izzy Puente?
@@mochimochigod6742 yeah lol
HELL YEAH I WANNA BUY A BRIDGE
Sure!
Someone killing a coyote with their bare hands to save his son, is this John Wick
ChrisYT Unless the dog is hurting his dog
no he is probably Russian
No it’s wick john
@@stillchill4216 really or a joke
McKenzie Pedroza well in Russia your house owns you so
"How do you steal a whole bridge?"
It's Russia Gio, bridge stealing is nothing. It's Russia.
In Russia bridge steals you
Kai Sörensen looks like bridge stole your spelling
@@creeperarmor8078 Was missing the D , just like you
@@lacucaracha111111 YOU MY FRIEND ARE A GOD.
No, but like sincerely... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL A BRIDGE? 😂
“And then he got broken up with after this”
No he got left on “Read”, which is just as painful
You my dog thats hella funny but i don't remember asking
@@snopdogg2x well I don't remember anyone asking you
you did not need to
@@codytuz5926 i don't remember asking you to reply
snopdogg2x i don’t remember
(0:35) OP's uncle is a madlad, but OP is a kind and generous person. We should appreciate that too.
Looks like the skateboard guy "nailed" a cool trick
U can just use the pieces of nails for a DNA test and find him/her
Nailed it!
here is the door
please go through it
24 blixx nobody has that much time
I hate you
This makes me want to watch teletubbies - without my parents permission
ARREST THIS MADLAD!
DON’T
YOU BETTER NOT MATE
*Yes police this comment here, they’re going to watch Teletubbies without their parents permission*.
FBI OPEN UP!
Did you know that blind people aren’t actually blind, they just can’t see tomatoes and tomatoes are all places
Galactic wha-
ok
I had a stroke reading that
I- I what
Wha-?
Hey quick question what have you been eating
speaking of laughing, my mom and my friend's mom managed to make me laugh for 30 minutes straight before I started to cry from a sudden panic attack because I was laughing too hard and for too long
30 minutes? You burnt the calorie equivalent of two klondike bars!
"15 students, all named Sarah"
Perfect class for me, then.
Same
Your name is Abigail?
@@zeroisasimp no
FlameyFiredog I think ur missing the joke...
@@zeroisasimp I am bc my name isn't Sarah either
1:24 nah brohm that's just Magneto practicing to pick up the Golden Gate Bridge
Beta nah, magneto was doing a tryout for the highest paying Uber driving job, he was actually the golden gate’s Uber driver.
@@blakearmstrong4783 oh yeah I didn't notice that lol.
actually magneto doesnt exist u idiot
wait woosh me
Valentines day? Did you mean:
*_Another normal day_*
true af
But you get candy
Yea
@VeuIla wait it is?
My family gives me choclate :)
Gio we needed this u mad lad
1:33 “Who buys bridges?”
Robert P. McCulloch: **buys London Bridge and relocates it to Arizona**
8:35 it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Well if she takes a lick while she has her eyes closed fart on the icecream
I never knew such madlads existed
I know someone who once threw a chair at his mom because she made him lose a game of Fortnite.
*I need a life*
@Nathan Tessitore I hope you understand the joke
@Nathan Tessitore ok I'll play along too cuz I couldn't tell if you couldn't get the joke
Um, yikes, I hope the mother is ok
Best mom ever
That Mom is fighting for God's will. Deus Vult, comrades.
I am sick today and watching this makes me feel so much happier
4:15 Wow, I feel insulted, never been more hurt in my life
Corey Davis LMFAO
Boy shut yo sensitive ass up
9sheenkhan r/woooosh
@@cuppajoe2 r/wooooshwith4os
@@1l0vkur0m1 ayo bro, you ever heard of a joke?
hell yeah i was waitin for this
I literally no joke think the sheep thing was me. My son only liked that movie so we literally watched it 3 times a day until they took it off. I’m dead serious.
1:35 I’m related to Hitler....
But my great grandpa lived in Germany when the Nazis were rising. He didn’t want to be a Nazi or be killed so he moved to the US, changed his accent in less than a week, changed his last name, and joined the army. He lived through and later died from his lungs drying up. He was an awesome dude. My brother also went through basic training with a sprained ankle and a drill seargant so strict that everyone else hated that one and it turns out she was a criminal who got let out of prison...
The funniest part is at 3:23 when he blurs out the word ‘fuck’ only to then say the word ‘hell’ instead.
6:00 light takes about 8 minutes to travel from the sun to earth, and he only stared at it for 2 minutes, so the sun gave out six minutes before he even started staring at it. He didn't win, because the sun died before he started the match.
5:52 woah ive never seen those awards before
1:00 we went to Oregon recently and although we didn’t get to see it, it happened while we were at the airport
someone just used my tech deck to file their nails the other day too 💀
That sucks...
Sometimes you have to use the materials available and in this case, your tech deck
Thats why I wan't the black foam grip tape, because who uses foam to file their nails?
god thats annoying.
Hmmmm your the person in the video aren't you
6:02
Another explanation: Your eyes gave up.
I didn’t know tech decks were still relevant
Madison Has A Chair
they aren’t, this person just had one
I still use them lol
@@qewdascz1839 They are.
@@snuzieB I don't know and why is your school sound cool
whats a tech deck
2:00
My dad did this to me...Just for 15 years
Communist FBI haha same 😂
Ouch
Wow he came back!
I ruined the 19 likes
Imagine the thieves just walking into the pawn shop like "Wanna buy a bridge?".
7:13 Freddie Mercury in a fire truck is the most blessed thing I've ever seen.
R.I.P. Freddie Mercury
😣😣😖😖😭😭😭
What do you mean, I am alive
@@sbeve6969 your pfp is still a lego man.
@@kevin4061 it's roblox you idiot
6:06
Memo to wild animals: Do not mess with us humans.
katzuki_moon I actually knew it
*When you’re so early there are no good comments:*
I'd like this but you've got 69 likes I won't ruin it.
😂 big brain
The person who naild the small thing, you naild it bro you naild it!😏
1:36 Not my ancestors but... They were born into a rich and wealthy family and his mother died when he was a baby after falling of a carriage. His mother died protecting him from that fall. His dad was supposedly saved by a poor man and His dad swore his life to the poor man who 'saved him'. After the poor man died, his son was sent to live with the rich and wealthy family he 'saved'. The poor man's son, Dio wanted to be the best, so he started to make his stepbrother, Jonathan a living hell. After a few years Dio and Jonathan were about to graduate school. Their father had fallen ill because of Dio giving him faulty medicine. Jonathan found out an went to Dio's home town where he got attacked and man called Speedwagon started to follow him around because Jonathan didn't kill him or something like that. When Jonathan comes back he confronts Dio and they kinda fought. Dio killed his dad and put on a mask that would turn him into a vampire. Jonathan learns a cool breathing technique that gave him powers from a guy known as William Zeppeli. Jonathan faced of against Dio when he presumably died. After a bit him and his love interest get married and go to a ship to America. I turned out that Dio was on that ship so he killed people and one of his minions caused the ship to explode Dio supposedly died again in Jonathan's arms while his wife and a baby she rescued sailed away in a coffin. It turns out that Dio didn't die and then he comes back later to ruin all descendents of Jonathan's life.
This is 100% a story about my friends ancestors and not the plot to jjba phantom Blood
Motherfucker…I fucking love JJBA so I can’t be mad lmao
8:11 When I was a freshman, there was a kid who did that exact same thing. The only difference was that his name wasn’t Josh.
In Russia: They are stealing bridges
I wonder what they’re doing in Florida
Florida man: ah sh*t they caught us stealing the country
Eating bridges
Stealing shopping carts
In a country people are mining a mountain to get paid illgol if they continue the mountain will be stolen
4:58
Me: *nervously looks at my turtle *
My turtle: He knows too much, all threats must be eliminated
Madlads was 1 of my fav submission
Somebody needs to make a compilation of Gio laughing. Its so adorable. He a baby
What a convenience,
I was just watching one of his r/madlads video
Imagine one day you wake up and think “I’m bored, I’m gonna go steal a bridge.”
Best madlads episode yet! I choked on toast!
That wallpaper prank was golden.
"...Wtf, I swear to GOD there was a little mustache on her!!"
"Lol ok mom"
Part 20 in 2020
Remove the 0’s
It’s 222
And 000
So is it the year 222000
So was there 222000 valintines?
hMmMm
There are 7.7 billion people
-222000
It’s still 7.7 billion people
7.7 billion people need valintienes
Ahh yes. I also need a VaLLinTiNES
Wdym? You just said part 20 of
2020
Edit: sorry I didn’t read the rest of the comment I only read the first line.
Ah, yes, valintines. Valintines. Valintines. Valintines.
Asexual people:
Let's just respect the fact that my guy had 3G connection 2:05
0:08 This reminds me of when I met Sans and Papyrus in UnderTale.
Anyone else relatable?
Thanks for the vid dude you just made my day
Aay earliest I've been in ages
Same dude!!
Relatable
Me too
I read this as “Aay Gayest I’ve been in ages.”
5:22 I would photoshop Wally (not waldo) back in, and put a red circle around him, saying I found him.
And there's already a ton of one line comments
And I just ruined it
I have a three line comment
Middle text
Bottom text
Your comment is not cool and I don't like it but you like me.
bruh chain
r/maddog
I LOVE YOUR VIDES all the time when I'm sad/mad or just having a good day this make my life 1000000000000 times better
"How do you steal a bridge?"
Me"*Gives the talk about russia*"
Edit:Thanks for the likes!
Everyone needs the talk about Russia
Or if you’re Shane Madej
Don’t you mean how do you STEEL a bridge
Nobody in this video is a madlad. I eat Kit-Kat bars without breaking them up, and eat them from the SIDE.
My internet is finally back after two long days. I'm very glad.
Oh yeah
Mad lad time
Noice happy valentines day
Teacher: the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
*Jackie:* 4:03
Yay! Gio upload!
The coolest thing my ancestors did was buy a boat and go to Germany from Peru or something. I learned that for school,I dont regret it.
Where do you get the pixel backgrounds when you display the name?
Doubt you’d come across this. Heh....
Thumbnail: who used my tech deckas a nail file
Me:wait they are not nail files?!
5:40
Someone tell me why Spotify isn't concerned about me?
The bridge theft may have started with the line "Well, if you believe that, then boy do I have a bridge to sell you..."
1:38 My great great great+ grandfather on my mom's side lived in Switzerland during the time alcohol was illegal. He would make and sell alcohol illegally and was wanted for arrest, so he snuck onto a ship going to America and made up an entirely new name to not be caught.
My grandfather had no sons or brothers and I was born before my parents got married so if I'm not mistaken I'm the last in the line of this fake last name
Oh my god you’re back I’ve been waiting for centuries
Family gatherings be like: "so then I stole this bridge..."
In the purge, I would buy a pack of water bottles, and carry the whole pack on a plane
*FEAR ME*
interesting fact: did you know that every minute in the U.S. is 60 seconds in Africa?
It's only 60 minutes here at my place since you commented an hour ago.
@@olymolly3637 smart play man but 60 minutes is also 3600 seconds in Africa as well
Well you commented 3 days ago, so that's 259,200 seconds in Africa
Oh woahhh
Actually. WAIT TF
Server: I am inevitable.
Sam: And I am Captain Ravioli.
It didn’t send me a notification when this video came out :(
Umbreon
You should be ashamed
Oo is tat a Nightwing? :0
@@pickledfeet77 sure is
I have a coworker who often use the bus as transport. He often gets asked for money, so instead of saying anything, he asked them if they had money.
10:16 was my favorite part
Pilotpiggles _0523 lol
Pilotpiggles _0523 they might like the music
4:08 best part of the whole video I’m fucking dead 💀
1:37
My great grandad was a spitfire ace during WW2 and my dad said that his grandad felt so bad for shooting down Jerry and his BF109 that he shot down another one
Metal Thieves: Steal bridge
Mafia: *Now that's how the mafia works*
7:13
Freddie Mercury in a Fire Engine.
yes
I live in New Hampshire and I can ensure you a man killing a coyote with his bare hands is something our state would be proud of.
10:27 what happend here, and why...
NintendoHead Gio became a madlad
You madlad. You made me watch that.
@@mochimochigod6742 he didnt became, he was from another madlad episode. It was like the 5 or something, there he Said i am the biggest madlad (and did something)
There's like 5 people in my class with the same first name. Our teachers are still not used to it, even after 2 years. It's hilarious
Me: *Signs to annoyed deaf girl.*
Annoyed deaf girl: *Closes her eyes.* LALALALALA I CAN'T SEE YOU.
8:25
Best move ever
Someone did that at my old school at one point and the story made the rounds like light
When you stop watching total dramarama to watch giofilms: it was a tough decision, but i chose easily
1:20
This reminds me of a joke one of my boy besties told me.
He said "In America,you throw paper,In Soviet Russia,Paper throws you"
I don't know why I found it funny,it was probably because he was using an accent.
This is the earliest coment Ive ever made! lol
Lol same
Congrats
Smae
fat
So, 4:25, I had a situation like that, basically, it was 4th grade, and my friend Neil was sitting next to me, at the time we were learning about Photosynthesis, and out teacher drew a model on the whiteboard, and it looked a lot like a head of broccoli, like- you couldn’t think of it being anything else, Neil wasn’t really paying attention, and our teacher called on him, she pointed at the ‘leaves’ and asked Neil what that was, and his mind just left, so I started whispering to him, in the most serious tone I could manage, saying, “Broccoli, broccoli!” and so Neil blurted out “BROCCOLI!” everyone laughed. It was awesome. Nobody knew why he did that, except for me, and my closest friends.
I’m posting this on Reddit someday-
I saw a scary video and the title said "Don't watch Alone" I watched alone.
my great great grandfather was a soldier during d-day the absolute mad lad and a group of his friends took an entire german machine gun post and prisoners. He got awarded the Victoria cross!
4:47 was just a straight up ripoff from the Max Key comment
1:35 my mom was yelling at me and then my grandma looks at me with this face that says "oh girl you in trouble" and starts giggling
congratulations
I'm not first at all.
No way... You actually are.
@@baptheenforcer7894 N O hE iSNt
@Saber Hg nO iaM NOt ar slOsH fOcoPAlM
Thank you for specifying.
Dodie Clark is a mad lad, lmao 😂
I’ve never been this early.
4:18 reminds me of a time in school when a kid was not paying attention and the teacher asked the student a question. The student next to him whispered 4 and he blurted out 4. This was in English class.
R/sbubby gang
6:14 why is he dressed like John wick I thought he gets revenge for his dog not kill them
Im first
(not really but im now a madlad)
I kinda have an experience like 8:47.
I was on field trip and we were allowed phones. In the auditorium before the event, everyone was airdropping random memes. My friends were laughing at me not being able to turn off airdrop. I did end up airdropping a few images. I think they were spoilers to random franchises I was into.
noti squad
I like the quieter videos (prone to headaches), so I keep the volume just below half. Then the ads bust my eardrums.