Him: not to rub salt in the wound I just thought your boyfriend would come running to save you at the first sign of danger. Me: oh so you’re a hopeless romantic awe!!
"Go on, call your boyfriend." "ok." *dials number* *answers phone* "Hello? Yes it's me. I've been told to call my boyfriend but he doesn't exist so I called myself" "...oh I hung up." *shrugs looking sad*
"Are you sad that your boyfriend won't answer, or are you sad that you're going to die" Me: I'm sad cuz I lost my 2 year login streak! 😭 MY REWARDS ARE GONE🥲 APD APPROVED fun fact: X-rays can’t detect real diamonds Until we meet again
Him:“theres no way I’m letting you crawl right back to him” Me:” what can I say? I see a red flag and I paint my nails the same color.. but I’ll never paint my nails green… that’s messed up. Now I have a bone to pick.. thanks 😁”
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Him: "You and your boyfriend fighting?"
Me: Nah he just doesn't exist
Him: "That's painfully obvious"
Me: ouch
🤣
Same thou.
My second thought when he said it sounds like a women. I was like it’s my mum…. 😅😂
Him: not to rub salt in the wound I just thought your boyfriend would come running to save you at the first sign of danger.
Me: oh so you’re a hopeless romantic awe!!
You sound a little unhinged there buddy😅 but in a “my comfort character is a serial killer” way😂
the way i stopped what I was doing immediately
He literally said in different words you deserve better
"Nice job!"
Dang it, a missed oppotunity to say "Nice jab!"
This is literally so good! We definitely need a part 2!!
"Go on, call your boyfriend."
"ok."
*dials number*
*answers phone*
"Hello? Yes it's me. I've been told to call my boyfriend but he doesn't exist so I called myself"
"...oh I hung up."
*shrugs looking sad*
Thanks man, no one ever shot my ex in the foot for me, really means something to me buddy
LMAO WHAT
There was an ad that was literally a Rick roll and I thought it was part of the video 😂😂
Dude I’m sorry but like I’m suicidal why the heck would I beg you to spare my life
“Now step on the foot I shot!” Haha cute
Part 2 please 🙏!! We need one
"Are you sad that your boyfriend won't answer, or are you sad that you're going to die"
Me: I'm sad cuz I lost my 2 year login streak! 😭 MY REWARDS ARE GONE🥲
APD APPROVED
fun fact: X-rays can’t detect real diamonds
Until we meet again
him: you bf sounds more like a woman...
me: ....
him: great now you’re going to cry,btw who is that?
me: yo- MY SISTER 😁
This is so good! Can we please get a part 2?!🙏🏽 please and mayde a part 3 idk just please a part 2!
We need another one like this ❤❤❤❤
FIRST!!!! I love it keep doing what you like🥰I love your videos, your voice is amazing ❤️🔥
omg we need part 2😭✋
Make sure you drink some water 💗💗
Him:“theres no way I’m letting you crawl right back to him”
Me:” what can I say? I see a red flag and I paint my nails the same color.. but I’ll never paint my nails green… that’s messed up. Now I have a bone to pick.. thanks 😁”
Pfff this was an absolute treat to listen to lol
I love being here earlyyy🎉
So the vine goes, coffee, tea, or beer
On the rocks. # just joking x) x)
Hey are you going to start back with the Regrets x werewolf listener
甘いムードに酔わされ
真っ逆さまにおちてゆく
決め込んだつまらない規制も
氷と共に溶けてゆく
Early 🤟🥚
Part 2 ASAP
"You can call me Jace"
My world stopped, I always love that name for whatever reason 😭🤍