50 Ways to Dye in Minecraft - Fairy Tale Style

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  • @Jake_Eyes
    @Jake_Eyes  5 років тому +2581

    As usual, I'm not putting the credits in the description to avoid this video getting demonetized. This time, I decided to post the credits in the comment section of a separate video to make them easier to read and to prevent people from accidentally pressing "Read More" and filling their screens with oceans of text.
    Link to Credits: ua-cam.com/video/tLm4jGRgqcs/v-deo.html

    • @rews3873
      @rews3873 5 років тому +5

      Yeet

    • @rollchan3491
      @rollchan3491 5 років тому +3

      Okie

    • @dr_phin
      @dr_phin 5 років тому +11

      Jake Eyes first can you shout me out

    • @rews3873
      @rews3873 5 років тому +8

      Hope this doesn't get demonetized

    • @Centhy_guy
      @Centhy_guy 5 років тому +1

      Ok

  • @enderknight1442
    @enderknight1442 4 роки тому +854

    Alternate Ending...
    jayRiott: No wait, I can come up with more. Once there was a king who... uh... lived in a truck?
    King: What? There are no trucks in Minecra-
    (King gets hit by a truck while jayRiott escapes)
    50. Trying to execute someone who knows every Minecraft death.

  • @smashmallow1012
    @smashmallow1012 4 роки тому +709

    "JayRiott recieved a much more literal copyright strike than usual"
    *"So did shrek"*

    • @skitten4671
      @skitten4671 3 роки тому +4

      ha
      funni

    • @supermadnessbrosstudios
      @supermadnessbrosstudios 3 роки тому +2

      @@skitten4671 Uhh tell me what is funni is

    • @V20_s
      @V20_s 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @V20_s
      @V20_s 3 роки тому +2

      @@supermadnessbrosstudios it just means funny- in a weird way people do these AND me.

    • @supermadnessbrosstudios
      @supermadnessbrosstudios 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@V20_s We know, I is an Opposite of Y, and Y is an Opposite Letter to fun with extra letters N & Y. so Anyways.

  • @ziggythomas
    @ziggythomas 5 років тому +461

    9:02
    "Who's that trippin' over my bridge?"
    "Not me, I'm sober."
    To be fair, he is right.

  • @ski1526
    @ski1526 3 роки тому +291

    "Once there was a man who.... uh... TNT warehouse" thats zoomer humor for ya, I was dying of laughter lol

  • @grapelad5461
    @grapelad5461 5 років тому +2206

    Idea:
    Making an Omelette
    Using an Ender Dragon Egg

    • @-biggs-5696
      @-biggs-5696 5 років тому +16

      Why does that actually sound delicious?

    • @sprucebadger8229
      @sprucebadger8229 5 років тому +11

      Making a jack o lantern out of a wither boss skull

    • @captainthimble9389
      @captainthimble9389 5 років тому +4

      Thats how enderman are made

    • @snappy1622
      @snappy1622 5 років тому +3

      Then the ender egg explodes the entire world

    • @rubenmendoza598
      @rubenmendoza598 5 років тому +4

      What about the egg hatches and kills the cook?

  • @kratos8564
    @kratos8564 5 років тому +678

    Henny Penny
    Cocky Locky
    Ducky Daddles
    Goosey Poosey
    Turkey Lurkey
    Parrot Garrett
    Crowey Joey
    Bluejay Luge
    Dovey Bovey
    Cardinal Pardonal
    Canary Larry
    Swanny Johnny
    Ostrich Mostrich
    Flamingo Ringo
    Phoenix Lennox
    Cassowary Jerry
    These folks would be a great team
    (Edit: I needed to edit, none of ur business)

  • @docfox4353
    @docfox4353 5 років тому +281

    Birds that later joined Henny Penny:
    1. Rhea Leah
    2. Emu Lemu
    3. Woodpecker Becker
    4. Tomtit Tom
    5. Bird of paradise Maradise
    6. Peacock Teacock
    7. Gull Gill
    8. Wren Sven
    9. Pelican Benjamin
    10. Harpy Eagle Beagle
    11. Thrasher Jasher
    12. Crow Moe
    13. Robin Robin
    14. Swift Mift
    15. Raven Raven

  • @unfit3arth55
    @unfit3arth55 3 роки тому +228

    “Whose that tripping over my bridge”
    “Isn’t me I’m sober”

  • @ileftlivingmybestlifewydhe4236
    @ileftlivingmybestlifewydhe4236 5 років тому +321

    The title spells “die” as “dye” to avoid demonetization... Soooooo-
    1:
    Use a crafting table
    2:
    Use a cauldron
    3-50 unknown
    Edit (ignore this): woah this was posted 10 months ago and has alot of likes i forgot about this lol

  • @ahiltonskid2007
    @ahiltonskid2007 4 роки тому +226

    “Who’s tripping over my bridge?” “It ain’t me I’m sober”

    • @Vikingchad3317
      @Vikingchad3317 5 місяців тому +4

      It took me 5 fricking years to get that joke😂

  • @iambreadbear3325
    @iambreadbear3325 5 років тому +300

    "Once there was a king who... T-TNT warehouse..?" -Jake eyes, 2019

    • @samuelh.6194
      @samuelh.6194 5 років тому +18

      "Kill 'em."
      -Sultan, 2019

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 років тому +8

      **Jake Eyes dies**

    • @mattoxkurtz4661
      @mattoxkurtz4661 5 років тому +6

      Owning a small kingdom
      Suddenly it gets crushed by a tnt warehouse

    • @duckduckinator3185
      @duckduckinator3185 5 років тому +5

      And a guy cut down a chorus plant that grew cactuses that grew tnt warehouses with lit chimneys

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 5 років тому

      There was king who lived in a tnt warehouse in a tnt warehouse in a chicken that exploded into tnt warehouses which then exploded into tnt warehouses

  • @Attaxalotl
    @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому +121

    "Once there was a king... who... TNT warehouse?"
    *"Kill 'em"*

    • @jokelethkurueisner9229
      @jokelethkurueisner9229 3 роки тому +11

      Alternatively:
      “Once there was a king… who… TNT warehouse?”
      “TNT ware-“ *BOOM*
      50 (Listening to the forbidden story of the TNT warehouse)

  • @noob1saibot2
    @noob1saibot2 5 років тому +591

    “Once there was a king who got hit by a truck”
    “There are no trucks in Minecra-“

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked 5 років тому +17

      Noob Saibot
      *N N N R R R M M M*

    • @noob1saibot2
      @noob1saibot2 5 років тому +15

      VVVVVVVRRRRRROO BEEP BEEP

    • @concepcionponce8228
      @concepcionponce8228 5 років тому +13

      MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM *MMMMMMMMMM* HOOOOONNNNKKKK HOOOOONNNNKKKK *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *explosion in distance*

    • @noob1saibot2
      @noob1saibot2 4 роки тому +5

      Concepcion Ponce XD HA HA HA nice explosion at the end that’s good

    • @elegies4
      @elegies4 4 роки тому +2

      *the truck hit noob and i said* YES THERE IS :)

  • @sjurnilsen6342
    @sjurnilsen6342 5 років тому +793

    Jake Eyes putting the credits in the comment section
    "Cha Cha real smooth"

  • @piesoldier-x1t
    @piesoldier-x1t 5 років тому +171

    2:10 Antman : Finally a worthy opponent,Our battle will be legnedary.

    • @SupahStar247
      @SupahStar247 5 років тому +2

      His actual death was way better😎

    • @jasonquiver6907
      @jasonquiver6907 5 років тому +3

      @@SupahStar247 Nah, I'd say that Thanos' death by [ACTION OF ANT-MAN] was way better.

  • @LordGreninjack
    @LordGreninjack 3 роки тому +98

    “Why don’t I just eat both of you?”
    “Uhh, cholesterol?”

    • @armaniii0
      @armaniii0 2 роки тому +10

      At least the giant got concerned of too much trans fat after Norman told him he was an American

    • @TrueAgentZan
      @TrueAgentZan Рік тому +5

      Honestly I was expecting bottom text saying "having a heart attack"

    • @littlevirus3562
      @littlevirus3562 9 місяців тому +2

      Here's a better argument I came up with myself:
      Uh... Well... What about my third brother? He's coming as well! And if you eat me and my other brother, you'll be stuffed! And unable to eat the bigger one! Actually, forget eating my 1st brother! Because there's a 4th one that is bigger than all of us! That means by eating him only, you will have all your eating satisfied, unless you want to stack up for the winter, then you can eat my fifth brother! He's bigger than me, my 1st brother and my 2nd brother combined!"

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 3 місяці тому

      ​@@armaniii0 Oh nevermind too much trans fat

  • @shinymimikyu169
    @shinymimikyu169 5 років тому +344

    -Digging straight down-
    -Finding too much diamonds-
    Dying from lung disease after mining too much

    • @shinymimikyu169
      @shinymimikyu169 5 років тому

      @PenguinKid I surrounded it with dashes.
      Like -this.-

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 5 років тому

      @PenguinKid no, do it like - this -

    • @shinymimikyu169
      @shinymimikyu169 5 років тому

      @PenguinKid not each letter. Just each sentence. And you can't have anything right after, or right before, the scentence without a space like -this-.
      You need to keep the punctuation inside the dashes like -this.-

    • @carterrissmiller2510
      @carterrissmiller2510 5 років тому +1

      metal fume fever isnt fatal and can be caused by the melting of zinc and mining activities but yes lung cancer is a option

    • @lanceilao9577
      @lanceilao9577 5 років тому

      -Like this?-

  • @MagnusTNT
    @MagnusTNT 5 років тому +768

    I got one, being thanos
    Its just thanos peacefully farming with the peaceful music
    And than the avengers come in and thor with a iron axe kills him

  • @user-1999emperor
    @user-1999emperor 2 роки тому +49

    The Magic Mirror's Critical Error one had me dying.

    • @nprop197gaming
      @nprop197gaming 3 місяці тому +1

      the error could actually be replaced fairly cleanly with the bass drop to a song.

  • @topofthemorning1500
    @topofthemorning1500 5 років тому +196

    OMG I’ve been waiting for this to be released

    • @rottenstinkyegg
      @rottenstinkyegg 5 років тому +1

      In the trailer there’s a link to see it early.

    • @topofthemorning1500
      @topofthemorning1500 5 років тому +1

      I said I was waiting for it to be released on UA-cam

    • @KCandFriendsUSA
      @KCandFriendsUSA 5 років тому +1

      Guys, where did the rooster and turkey at 4:10 come from.

    • @DarkThePurple
      @DarkThePurple 5 років тому

      Me either

    • @docfox4353
      @docfox4353 5 років тому

      Me too, it’s been a while ( in my opinion ) since the last one was released

  • @nekopuppet
    @nekopuppet 5 років тому +153

    "So you gonna do it or--"
    "Just give me a second."

  • @popsicklebike7215
    @popsicklebike7215 5 років тому +77

    You know what should have happened...
    Jake: Uhh, Uhh, Once there was a king in a... TNT Warehouse?
    King: Ok, that's enough, execute him.
    The whole rooms blows up.
    *Not realizing that story can actually be real.*

  • @PewPewBeets
    @PewPewBeets 4 роки тому +35

    8:44 Flamingo Ringo: famous drummer from The Lyrebirds.

  • @somedudewitheyebrows
    @somedudewitheyebrows 5 років тому +580

    After all these years u still find a way to keep ur fans satisfied..
    Keep up the good work man
    Edit: Wow 484 likes
    Edit 2:WOW,thank u all sooooo much for the likes

  • @docfox4353
    @docfox4353 5 років тому +277

    Ideas for another vid
    Literal lava cake
    Taming a stray cat, just a stray actually
    Parkour into a barrier block
    Jack and the Chorus plant
    Literally firing your employees ( setting them on fire ) who work in a tnt warehouse
    Receiving a request on insurance for these videos
    Brainstorming ideas for these videos, get struck by lightning
    Trying to slide down the drapes(banners)

    • @SaviourOfLight
      @SaviourOfLight 5 років тому +8

      Suboptimal Lava Warehouse Materials
      Spoiling Deltarune
      Overheating Your Computer (In A TNT Warehouse)

    • @mballextra
      @mballextra 5 років тому +5

      Fire Charge battle in a TNT warehouse

    • @doctahwahwee4289
      @doctahwahwee4289 5 років тому +3

      Hitting F3+C

    • @Naofumi-Iwatani
      @Naofumi-Iwatani 5 років тому +2

      @Doc Fix43
      Ah, i see you played A Hat in Time as well,
      The Lava Cake level was fun

    • @mastercy
      @mastercy 5 років тому +2

      typing kill command on all server and end the 50 ways to die in minceraft

  • @vertipop
    @vertipop 5 років тому +42

    this series has been going on since i was quite young, and it still makes me laugh to this day. thank you jake eyes, for all the hours of laughter you have given me.

  • @sirvallenstein
    @sirvallenstein 4 роки тому +33

    4:43 immortality isn't invincibility... So he woul have burned and melted until he got out and suffered severe pain until... Welly the end of time.

    • @nicomom9534
      @nicomom9534 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think people in Minecraft feel pain

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 8 місяців тому +1

      @@nicomom9534they don’t unless they use that cool vr thing

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 4 роки тому +65

    1:27
    Alternative death for death number 8:
    Attempting to blow down a brick house (that is owned by a lumberjack)

  • @sallymisa3489
    @sallymisa3489 5 років тому +186

    Idea
    Visiting a village
    Sike
    Forgetting you have bad omen

    • @MrCraftZombie
      @MrCraftZombie 5 років тому +4

      Think of the children

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому

      *Pillager: NOT SO FAST!*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому

      First village raid:
      *Millions of pillagers spawn*

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked 5 років тому

      Sally Misa
      Punching a Zombie Piglin (that is what they call pigmen these days) in the nether

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked 5 років тому

      CJ BUSTA :D
      The Vex

  • @Cruzer108
    @Cruzer108 5 років тому +172

    mirror mirror on the wall who's the funniest of them all
    Jakeeyes
    Ok that's fair

    • @die-brot-frau
      @die-brot-frau 5 років тому +2

      Its Magic mirror.

    • @alconfalcon5478
      @alconfalcon5478 5 років тому +1

      Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the funniest of them all?
      Pigs.

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      Hi litten

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the best at flossing out of all
      PrestonPlayz
      Ok that’s fair

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      GOD MADNESS YUSUF -XD

  • @jaimeekinman3701
    @jaimeekinman3701 3 роки тому +18

    6:31
    “Waltz’n yo dumb furry axe into a frosty kingdom wit’ no spinning wheels
    (For some reason I keep reading this in Will Smith’s voice)”
    That gets me every time!

    • @Sebastian-kx4nu
      @Sebastian-kx4nu 5 місяців тому +1

      Will Smith: “Wow! Ok, pretend you’re just a normal person talking a much cooler, normal person.”

    • @jeremytecson9325
      @jeremytecson9325 2 місяці тому

      I love this!

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 5 років тому +85

    I don't know if it's possible, but I think that a Greek Mythology edition would be pretty neat!

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Рік тому +1

      yes

    • @Jambo_Neo
      @Jambo_Neo Рік тому

      It’s just everyone dying to kratos

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Рік тому +1

      @@Jambo_Neo just 1 for a God of War referenxe but the rest should be referenxes tp the original mythology, like banging Zues

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 Рік тому +1

      @@mariustan9275 OH GOD-

  • @spod2998
    @spod2998 5 років тому +136

    Idea: turning the shower knob slightly too far
    * shows water turn to lava *

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому +1

      -lol-

    • @smashmallow1012
      @smashmallow1012 4 роки тому

      underated comment

    • @supercoolgaming8839
      @supercoolgaming8839 4 роки тому

      *i like my showers burning hot OwO*

    • @speedyzombie4021
      @speedyzombie4021 3 роки тому +2

      Then the same thing but the water turns to ice and freeze the house

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt 3 роки тому

      @@supercoolgaming8839 comments with threatening auras part [x]

  • @thewacky1558
    @thewacky1558 5 років тому +211

    Heres one
    Some Random Guy:Where Are you going Henny Penny.
    Henny Penny:We're running away from the Sk-----.
    Get Hit by the Falling Sky

    • @badpiggiesgameplays4611
      @badpiggiesgameplays4611 5 років тому +6

      Other version:
      Villager: Where are you going Henny Penny?
      Henny Penny:We're running away from the Pillager ra---.
      Get killed by a raid.

    • @bruh5382
      @bruh5382 5 років тому +1

      The wacky Tube you almost said my name

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 5 років тому +1

      *_Some randome dude_*

    • @bearrett_8783
      @bearrett_8783 5 років тому

      I liek it

  • @yousillyspaghettischmuck
    @yousillyspaghettischmuck Рік тому +7

    41 was the best. I love how he doesn't have any greed when it comes to anything he wants, and that he;s just so simple. That dude rocks.

  • @lavenders2253
    @lavenders2253 5 років тому +58

    All those names for the birds… All rhythms with the first noun.

    • @melissatesoro7531
      @melissatesoro7531 4 роки тому +3

      *Rhymes

    • @sb4361
      @sb4361 3 роки тому +4

      All Names of Fowls:
      Henny-Penny
      Cocky-Locky
      Ducky-Daddles
      Goosey-Poosey
      Turkey-Lurkey
      Parrot-Garrett
      Crowey-Joey
      Bluejay-Luge
      Dovey-Bovey
      Cardinal-Pardinal
      Canary-Larry
      Swanny-Johnny
      Ostrich-Mostrich
      Flamingo-Ringo
      Phoenix-Loenix
      Cassowary-Jerry

  • @lizlenpunzalan2939
    @lizlenpunzalan2939 5 років тому +38

    I didn't imagine 50 ways to die in minecraft 10 will be like this...
    I LOVE IT!!!

  • @alzki
    @alzki 5 років тому +20

    Death Ideas:
    1. Not realizing that you cant use signs as a breathing station anymore.
    2. Friendly Fire (Hitting a naturally spawned iron golem during a raid, to be exact.
    3. Starting a bull fight with a ravager.
    4. Drink a bottle o' enchanting (the player will transform into experience orbs and will die from a random player collecting them).
    5.Drinking a Luck CCVL (255) potion.
    6.Chasing a fox that leads you to your unfortunate demise.
    7.Recreating a cursed image you saw from the internet.
    8.Forgetting about the Bad Omen effect you have when you are going back to a village.
    9.Being too reliant on your shield (The player gets surrounded by many zombies and tries to block them all using their shield until it breaks).
    10. Forgeting that the neutral witch feature is already reverted (Yes, witches were neutral in previous snapshots until it was reverted later).

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      Alvi Comendador death 5 was already done

  • @emilyrattini8462
    @emilyrattini8462 3 роки тому +8

    These videos are the ultimate test of how well I can keep a straight face. I usually fail big-time.

  • @D1ONY5US
    @D1ONY5US 5 років тому +240

    Idea:
    Thinking that TNT warehouse jokes are still funny.

    • @snakeshake7381
      @snakeshake7381 5 років тому +21

      They are tho

    • @arock4990
      @arock4990 5 років тому +11

      They already made that joke when JayRiott got executed as the final kill.

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 4 роки тому +1

      In a tnt warehouse

    • @grate9
      @grate9 4 роки тому +1

      In a TNT warehouse

    • @sb4361
      @sb4361 3 роки тому

      Somewhere in Part 11: Getting Lost in the Dark in a Sand Warehouse in a TNT Biome

  • @saulocruz8646
    @saulocruz8646 5 років тому +126

    “Hehehe, dodged that bullet”
    **DED**

    • @Powdown
      @Powdown 5 років тому +1

      Too many enter buttons

  • @The17thScrub
    @The17thScrub 5 років тому +72

    I have a death idea: forgetting your house keys....in a volcano

  • @AlKw-sv5ny
    @AlKw-sv5ny 4 роки тому +132

    Fowl Names: Henny Penny
    Cocky-Locky
    Ducky-Daddles
    Goosey-Loosey
    Turkey-Lurkey
    Parrot-Garret
    Crowey-Joey
    Bluejay-Luge
    Dovey-Bovey
    Cardinal-Pardnal
    Canery-Larry
    Swanny-Johnny
    Ostrich-Mostrich
    Flamingo-Ringo
    Phoenix-Lennox
    Cassowery-Jerry

  • @codo430
    @codo430 5 років тому +23

    Idea: "Atom smasher // particle accelerator"
    RedstoneNed is working on some large machine, & when he looks up, he says "Oh wait, is that what this thing is?" Then Jake pulls the lever & some beam goes through Neds head.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому

      Or better a black hole forms accidentally

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting 4 роки тому +113

    12:37 Someone literally turned the tables on Mickey

  • @xShadow_MD
    @xShadow_MD 5 років тому +30

    12:56
    Wolf: why didn't I try that in the first place?
    Me:Ask yourself. And maybe the creator of your story.

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому +2

      Good idea

    • @celtc7875
      @celtc7875 4 роки тому +1

      Wolf: hey, little girl, where are you goin-
      Little red riding hood: I'm not talking to You, You're a Stranger!
      Wolf: Oh....(NOM)

  • @lamapper9
    @lamapper9 3 роки тому +28

    “Ya spelled die wrong” -Literally Everyone When The Video Was Posted

  • @pressaim6485
    @pressaim6485 5 років тому +38

    "There was a youtuber who wished to die in Minecraft"
    "He decided he needed to die in minecraft"

  • @LeoniDole
    @LeoniDole 5 років тому +157

    Idea :
    Attempting to escape a dolphin by hiding above water
    Trying to millk a ravager
    Littering next to a woodland mansion

    • @maxruble5433
      @maxruble5433 5 років тому +1

      How... would that kill you?

    • @shtudent2783
      @shtudent2783 5 років тому +2

      @@maxruble5433 ur expecting this comment to make sense? Its freaking jake eyes! What do you expect

    • @maxruble5433
      @maxruble5433 5 років тому

      @@shtudent2783 Oh. Ok.

    • @docfox4353
      @docfox4353 5 років тому +1

      The Turkey's Basement you’re right, this channel is already full of puns and deaths that defy logic

    • @LeoniDole
      @LeoniDole 5 років тому

      Dolphins are hostile if you attack them and they jump out of water

  • @TheWarriorWithDucks
    @TheWarriorWithDucks 5 років тому +46

    I loved this video, thank you for all the hard work you put into this

  • @celtc7875
    @celtc7875 4 роки тому +5

    Grandma: Wasn't that a lovely story, deary? Deary?
    Girl: ...ahahaAHAHAHAHAAA!! (FLAME)

  • @irisflowerarts9982
    @irisflowerarts9982 5 років тому +59

    8:01 made me laugh so hard XD

  • @Commander-Ewok
    @Commander-Ewok 5 років тому +23

    This is the funniest thing I've watched in ages! I always laugh at the door squashing the bandit.

  • @jumpingmagic5145
    @jumpingmagic5145 5 років тому +37

    Best intro ever.
    Sums up all of your vids.

  • @rosalyamaria8066
    @rosalyamaria8066 3 роки тому +15

    Wolf: hello Kid Were Are you goi---
    Kid: IM not talking to you you a stranger!
    Wolf: oh...
    Wolf: *Walk and eat the kid*
    Wolf: WHY DIDNT I DO THAT IN FRIST PLACE!?

  • @kathiegrage6672
    @kathiegrage6672 5 років тому +26

    9:18 Troll:now I’m coming to gobble you up! Wolf:not if I gobble you up first!

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 2 роки тому

      This is a stupid comment that doesn’t deserve to be in the timed section. Delete it.

  • @marcingawronski2939
    @marcingawronski2939 5 років тому +157

    Idea:
    Thinking a block is enough to hold a skyscraper which is about to collapse.

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 4 роки тому +22

    5:40 this evil laugh gets me EVERYTIME

  • @rassest
    @rassest 4 роки тому +21

    9:41 come on that coud pass for a joke

  • @defuegodiablo4249
    @defuegodiablo4249 5 років тому +15

    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?"
    "Ain't me, I'm sober"
    Warum hat mich das so zum Lachen gebracht?

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 5 років тому +24

    12:06 “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY (INTELLECTUAL PROPERTYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)”

  • @whitest0ne
    @whitest0ne 5 років тому +28

    I like these kind of Minecraft videos! It's really cool to see the unique style in the videos you make!
    And I really love to see that you still keep making funny and quality Minecraft videos after all these years!
    Keep it up Jake!

  • @celtc7875
    @celtc7875 4 роки тому +3

    Fairy: but Remember, deary, you must be back before the stroke of midnight!
    Cinderella: oh thank you, fairy godmother! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU-

  • @tonybarde2572
    @tonybarde2572 4 роки тому +14

    I laughed uncontrollably at Pranking a Paranoid School Teacher! It's just too funny! Shows you should never scare a paranoid person.

  • @jacobdolman3831
    @jacobdolman3831 5 років тому +22

    7:18 Attempting to Answer a paradox

  • @letters_from_paradise
    @letters_from_paradise 4 роки тому +17

    This was unironically quite clever.

  • @helterskelterproductions
    @helterskelterproductions 3 роки тому +3

    I must say I love the Gary Larson reference. You are truly a man of culture

  • @honeylavender7424
    @honeylavender7424 5 років тому +135

    Me: *looks at title*
    Me: oh! I could dye things in Minecraft!
    Me: *looks at thumbnail*
    Me: oh

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому +4

      You still can dye armor In minecraft tho

    • @isashahid9647
      @isashahid9647 4 роки тому +5

      He said dye because he didnt want his video in the restricted tab

    • @pugzarecyte4423
      @pugzarecyte4423 3 роки тому

      I get it

  • @timiguess5958
    @timiguess5958 5 років тому +63

    "once there was a king who... ...tnt warehouse?"
    "kill him"

  • @mtggrimm1121
    @mtggrimm1121 5 років тому +14

    “Flamingo Ringo” I laughed more than I should have.

  • @superharrisonxd-o-rama3163
    @superharrisonxd-o-rama3163 2 роки тому +10

    12:31 I can tell this will probably happen when Winnie the Pooh blood and honey comes out.

  • @real_mushroom_hunter
    @real_mushroom_hunter 5 років тому +32

    Jake eyes: uploads video
    UA-cam: hippety hoppety this video is now my property

  • @archetype5993
    @archetype5993 5 років тому +441

    50 ways to “dye” in Minecraft edit: i was pointing it out

    • @muhammadsaif1656
      @muhammadsaif1656 5 років тому

      @Zainab Almousawi he is talking bout descendants

    • @misterlion4700
      @misterlion4700 5 років тому +5

      He write it like that cuz he dont want to get demonitized

    • @damjan3710
      @damjan3710 5 років тому +1

      oh shit

    • @rubenmendoza598
      @rubenmendoza598 5 років тому +1

      What with UA-cam saying words that are not cusses or insults

    • @onertsailuj
      @onertsailuj 5 років тому +1

      1.use a cauldron and dye the water

  • @tctt185_dg
    @tctt185_dg 5 років тому +34

    (8:45) (snort) Flamingo Ringo! You literally had to put that one up.

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 Рік тому +1

    3:57 bonus death: assuming that you are immune to 7 years of bad luck if you broke a magic mirror
    After breaking the magic mirror, there was a death sound, where, along with it, came a death message that says:
    TheGreatQueen was slained by a sudden heart attack that came outta no where

  • @electrohalo8798
    @electrohalo8798 5 років тому +32

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY *INTELECTUAL PROPERTY*

    • @heathercuffel2179
      @heathercuffel2179 5 років тому

      Is this the new halo ring? An electric halo?

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 5 років тому

      halo infinite meme is good, surprise to be sure but a welcome one

  • @hoIidaygirl_1225
    @hoIidaygirl_1225 5 років тому +18

    Troll: who is tripping at my bridge?
    Wolf: not me i am sober
    XD

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson 5 років тому +18

    8:13 I never noticed that both Jack AND The Giant where killed until now.
    Christ.

  • @SCP--cf4xo
    @SCP--cf4xo 3 роки тому +17

    Big Bad Wolf; Tremendous Terrible Tiger; next: Large Lethal Lion

    • @lizard7553
      @lizard7553 3 роки тому

      Scrawny scheming snake

    • @lwandlenhlapho2243
      @lwandlenhlapho2243 3 роки тому +1

      Five Fatal Foxes

    • @AlexBadger
      @AlexBadger 2 місяці тому

      Ooh, I get it now, I thought it wasxa reference to something

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl Місяць тому

      Overwhelming Obliterating Ocelot

  • @kennystewart7901
    @kennystewart7901 5 років тому +17

    5:29
    Seven seas member: What's your name ?
    Sinbad: Oh, my name is Sinbad
    (Every Seven seas members get scare, sink their boat)
    Sinbad: (On his lil boat) Oh man, not again 😞
    Funny story 😂😁

    • @whittygaming8883
      @whittygaming8883 5 років тому

      OOF

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      Hi kenny I saw ur comment on a different 50 ways to die in minecraft

    • @celtc7875
      @celtc7875 2 роки тому

      sinbad appears
      sinking

  • @juanjugmail8862
    @juanjugmail8862 5 років тому +21

    13:14
    The sky is *fowling.*

  • @Vee-yr6vm
    @Vee-yr6vm 5 років тому +23

    We inferior beings underestimated the superior power of Jake Eyes.
    We thought we would get one episode without a TNT warehouse joke.
    We were wrong.

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      EEVEEiumz ur cute

    • @cryptorborgjulien902
      @cryptorborgjulien902 5 років тому

      He edited it in a tnt warehouse

    • @TheOneWhoAsked777
      @TheOneWhoAsked777 5 років тому

      U look nothing like a Z crystal man! Ur Z move contains Umbreon, and other pokemon that has a name that ends with eon and a Wobbuffet
      (That last one was a joke don’t mind it but did u know that the laughing guy is wobbuffet?)

    • @ductran6027
      @ductran6027 5 років тому

      This comment is referring to the second final line: Once there was a king who.... *TNT warehouse?*

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 5 років тому

      Platinum Bro I knew it was wobuffet

  • @Cubemaster
    @Cubemaster 3 роки тому +5

    4:25 the genie could have said "OK. You WERE immortal until 5 seconds ago."

  • @Rynso2
    @Rynso2 5 років тому +18

    7:06 Mirror Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who Is The Most Beautiful Of Them All.
    Magic Mirror:The Most Beautiful Of Them All Its Snow ×ERROR×

  • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
    @Hanakin-Sidewalker 5 років тому +8

    10:47 I had a feeling that John Ryan’s Polka would be a song played in this video!

  • @theotherchannel1726
    @theotherchannel1726 5 років тому +31

    Idea: kissing a Frog 🐸 made of tnt
    With a snoozy princess

  • @WarningSirensOfUpstateNY
    @WarningSirensOfUpstateNY 3 роки тому +4

    1:44
    "So you gonna do it or-"
    "Just give it a second"

  • @CmgsAdventures
    @CmgsAdventures 5 років тому +40

    This was amazing! I laughed so hard at 11:55 keep up the amazing work!

  • @28bees
    @28bees 5 років тому +23

    They never specified how long they wanted to be immortal...

  • @Guest666RBLX_YT
    @Guest666RBLX_YT 5 років тому +22

    10:08 Wolf: *sorry kid but it looks like you buttdialed 911 one to many times now ima make me some lamb chops!*

    • @Jessica_Kirk
      @Jessica_Kirk 4 роки тому +2

      Buttdialed...

    • @Sorathehedgehog17
      @Sorathehedgehog17 Рік тому

      Hey guys, come help me deal with this wolf over here

    • @Blaise_Zion_546
      @Blaise_Zion_546 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Sorathehedgehog17 trust worthy Troy is that you?

  • @guestgamer3021
    @guestgamer3021 4 роки тому +5

    my favourite is when henny penny and all the birds cut trough the fox's den
    "Swany Johny" is my favourite

    • @britishwaffleproductions4762
      @britishwaffleproductions4762 4 роки тому

      Nah flamingo ringo all the way

    • @originalname7176
      @originalname7176 3 роки тому +1

      I just feel bad for the fox
      I think being smashed my your own feast is not the most beautiful way to go
      If i like foxes it doesn't mean i am a furry

  • @gachamon3676
    @gachamon3676 5 років тому +250

    This is how many times he mentioned Henny penny and his friends
    |
    |
    ^

  • @Officially_Unofficial-1
    @Officially_Unofficial-1 5 років тому +20

    2:00 I can't tell you how many times I died at this laugh 😂😂

  • @ndgulli1225
    @ndgulli1225 5 років тому +384

    I just realized it’s says “Dye” and not “Die” in the title

    • @oofoof2832
      @oofoof2832 5 років тому +7

      Noatry What do you expect? It’s fairy tale dialect.

    • @ndgulli1225
      @ndgulli1225 5 років тому +17

      Oof Oof GOTTA STAY FAMILY FRIENDLY FOR THEM KIDS

    • @gachaheaven7057
      @gachaheaven7057 5 років тому +11

      Because he doesn’t want to be demontized.

    • @minepaperstudio5683
      @minepaperstudio5683 5 років тому +2

      Wooosh

    • @oofoof2832
      @oofoof2832 5 років тому +5

      Minepaper Studio that’s not how it works.

  • @V20_s
    @V20_s 3 роки тому +11

    1:41 this is why they added campfires into mincraft
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @hypemachina8926
    @hypemachina8926 5 років тому +12

    "Who's that tripping over my bridge?"
    "Not me, I'm sober."
    UA-cam: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

  • @valolive4863
    @valolive4863 5 років тому +88

    This is clickbait. This is just ways to die in minectaft
    I expected 50 ways to dye in minecraft.

  • @witheredkey
    @witheredkey 5 років тому +10

    12:47 I’m surprised they didn’t do a Twilight Saga joke here.

  • @3bebo376
    @3bebo376 3 роки тому +3

    I feel like the wolf is evidently the luckiest and unluckiest character in this video.